Ethnic Mums Talk Therapy

[@SooshiMango]

Drop a comment and tell us how your mum or grandma traumatised you growing up and share this vid with your 3000 cousins... Much love legends! Ptou you bastard!

[@mils9282]

my mum and my aunty like to point out my "facial hair" and im a girl 🙄 😂👌🖤

[@samsaphire4137]

My mum literally threw a pack of macaroni at me once

[@cosmicky]

Sooshi Mango always bros!

[@cleopetra87]

I'm still traumatised...

[@StevenM1]

Boomerang Slipper 🥿

[@rocchina1]

I once told my Italian Mum I was depressed. She looked at me and said "Depress?.....Depress?....... Whatsa dis depress?......You go mow the lawn, you wona be depress after that"!

[@Laura-tl9vh]

Sooo true

[@madwrek2550]

This was a great laugh thanks for sharing!

[@johnrice8786]

Rocky Bing 😂😂😂🤪

[@miramihajlovic9139]

Very clever mummy - being active and doing a job is a good antidote to being depressed 😁

[@Growndweller]

Literally my parents.

[@daniellehcp]

As a practising psychlobitch, I love this!!!!

[@clairedubery1056]

Bahaaaaa😂

[@Daydreamer-yh8km]

😂😂😂

[@michelerainis3890]

Yep. They see a psyclobitch

[@melchezi8818]

My sentiments exactly!

[@lovelocked5385]

Psychbitchashit ?

[@lmiller1413]

My Sicilian mom was an amazing therapist- naturally. She didnt have any formal training, but she was very wise. She could read people. She had a compassionate heart. And she made the best spaghetti, as all Italian mothers do.

[@gutsfinky]

My German Oma was best at this. She had a saying for everything and was very wise. I suppose living through TWO world wars and losing everything to come to the US does that to you.

[@TheDongQuai]

​@@gutsfinky jak zaczyna się wojnę to trzeba liczyć się też z porażką, a wy zaliczyliście ją po raz drugi 😏 miejcie pretensje do siebie

[@Peace4All09]

My Mum was The Matriarch, ruled my life lolz, ah she worked very hard in a factory to pay for my Tennis, Ballet, my Ice Skating & competitions. She knitted everything but my underwear & bra but if she coulda she woulda... Darned sox, sewed, washing, drive me here n there for training, made sure i didn't eat anything that puts weight on & nurse my hurts when i break up with a moron... Nah she was a good egg, miss her forever. R.I.P. 💓 "They Don't Make Mothers like we had anymore, broke the mould" 🥰

[@inabind416]

She sounded like such an amazing woman. It’s equally amazing that you honored her with your comment about her 💕

[@d.l.l.6578]

She put everything she had into you.

[@richardreina2520]

One year when I was a kid my Nonna gave me some shirts for Christmas, one was red and the other one blue. Next time I saw her I made sure to wear one of the shirts so she knew I was grateful, I think it was the blue one. When she saw me she yelled 'Whatsa matter, you no like the other one?' Pure Nonna :-)

[@sarahq5294]

This is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂😂

[@lleinikatya8859]

That is the best

[@liubaayna9559]

Layering is the answer)

[@inabind416]

@@liubaayna9559😂😂

[@inabind416]

😂😂

[@darthlaurel]

My mother complained endlessly at how her mother tried to control her every move. So she rectified the trauma by doing the same thing to me.

[@inspired1114]

My Irish mother, bless her, has selective amnesia, and completely denies ever using the wooden spoon on us, even though we all remember her breaking one on my older brother, especially my older brother. 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph!' as she'd say! But this was standard 80's - wooden spoons in most parent's arsenal, and believe it or not, their parenting was a vast improvement on the horror shows they were brought up in. We are indeed evolving, thank God :-D

[@sianharris2984]

God, can you send that to my son? 😂 I think he thinks I was a Lone Demon. But Sooshi Mango, she teach him.

[@tobiMelka]

Sadly, that's what I've heard (or still hearing 🙃) from my parents... both, their 'selective amnesia' (how very diplomatically put 😅) and their parents' practices 🤐 Whatever... forgive, forget and move on... we will be the same but hopefully less cruel as you say 😘🙏😢

[@seyara1]

Are we related? My Irish mother is the exact same 😂

[@Georgiagunit]

My yiayia used to hoard toilet paper. Just like hoard it for no reason. We used to make fun of her. She passed away before COVID. As soon as everyone started running out of toilet paper and fighting over loo paper I’m sure she was in heaven laughing at us all saying that she told us so. Bless her soul.

[@inabind416]

My mom still hoards toilet paper 😂. I remember watching an interview with Valerie Bertinelli saying that her mother in law (Eddie Van Halen’s mom) would buy tons of toilet paper and…..yep, hoarded it. She was from Indonesia. My mom is from Portuguese background. I guess it’s universal 😂

[@karmelicanke]

@@inabind416 My Dad would say that he's going to the deli to buy salami, ham and buns. He comes home with a car load of toilet paper and paper towels, all on sale at the Drugstore. The basement was a warehouse.

[@mils9282]

"if someone isa donkey, u no call dem a rabbit" im definitely using that one

[@cleopetra87]

Oh lord.. Ethnic parents can never understand mental health. Lol... The psychologist is the next door neighbour, over a short black coffee ☕ 😂 😂 😂

[@JessicaAmirABC]

Cleopetra T very true Cleo. Hope you are well

[@cleopetra87]

@@JessicaAmirABC thank you! Same to you ♥

[@mareahmom]

My mom would say “ you better be crying for a good reason or I’ll make you cry for a good reason!!!!!! Just before the shoe came flying past lol lol I swear it’s true!

[@alexalfano2171]

Same thing my mother did😂

[@CZKYZ]

😂😂 these mums are funny and the comments funnier😂😂

[@inabind416]

Oh, I believe you 100%. Why? Because my mom used to say “Why you crying? I’ll give you something to cry about!!” A little bit different wording but the same idea 😂. I’ve never needed therapy by the way 😉

[@onelliadurbin1654]

Sam latinas mom

[@hopeful550]

My Irish Mum would say stop that crying and take that face off of ye or I’ll give ye something to cry about then when I became a Mum I said the same thing to my kids ! Must’ve been an inherited thing ha ha 🤣

[@a24-45]

These 3 mamas are my favourite Sooshi Mango characters. Do keep on bringing us these excerpts of their lives!

[@fortuitousnisa]

Lol! “He say I not listen but it’s not true! ….Or something like that, I dunno, I no listen!” 😂😂😂

[@NikNakShak]

Mum: "You're getting too fat; you really need to lose some weight." Mum, two hours later, piling up my dinner plate for the THIRD time: "No, you can't leave the table until you've finished everything on your plate. And then we have galatoboureka..."

[@terrythames6670]

Cyclist = psychiatrist Sooshi wins the internet again!

[@lmiller1413]

Cycalobitch. My new word. Love it

[@JessicaAmirABC]

Wow. This is so funny. But also so therapeutic. I hope you guys are okay. There are some deep messages here. I was not allowed to come home after dark, couldn’t be 5 mins late from school, couldn’t go to school formals or ever out with friends. Some non-ethic kids have NO idea what it’s like growing up in these house holds. I struggle mentally. But you guys help so much. You really do. Always make me laugh.

[@a24-45]

Watched this for a second time and just noticed the frosted glass double doors into the dining room. With the flamingo on them. In my parents' house, our frosted double doors had deer on them. Haven't thought about these doors in years. These videos are always such a fun trip down memory lane!

[@ACH77]

My mom's house has a frosted shower door with a flamingo. In Michigan. When we moved in it had burgundy, pink and white striped wall-to-wall carpet. How times have changed!

[@inabind416]

@@ACH77😱😱

[@isaiah513623]

I was separated from the kids' Greek father who was 19 yrs older than I & I am Australian& his mother in her 80's was still doing his ironing & making his bed.

[@incomingshell3268]

Just like'a my Nona, except she hadda more facial hair......

[@MARCOG_]

nonna*

[@terrythames6670]

The Shell lol

[@incomingshell3268]

@@MARCOG_ Ima not froma that part, we speaka difference from there, eh ..

[@VX3800]

The Shell hold up

[@incomingshell3268]

@@VX3800Hold up ?? Nah, dat was my cousin,...Vin...We look da same, Only way you can tell us part is our number plate....Vin grows the best fucking tomartos....He lernt that from his uncla ina prison...

[@rosjierandevelynhall9421]

Oh my goodness this is hilarious ! I prefer the ‘ethnic mamas ‘ than the dads personally !!!

[@JasminaFun]

This was TOO SHORT!!!! ...this is Part 1! What about surviving WW1&2 , WHY you ...not married!!?! Why you make me so depressed, why you do this to me!! Etc etc.

[@mlacman5068]

Lol. My grandmother would always have 2 of them neighbors come in the morning at 6:45 am, drink Turkish coffe and talk shit about me and how lazy I was. It's exactly like this. I was 7 at the time lmao

[@dessys600]

😂 too early morning just for a shitty talk

[@mortymorty5771]

Are you in therapy now ? 🤣😂

[@grumpy_poo]

My Turkish mum in law, used to chase me around her kitchen with a large knife in her hand...( with love!) .. she was hilarious.... when the men were all out she would say come on daughter, now we can belly dance!! No matter what language they're the same.🤣

[@fredaflaskos9721]

My mum did the same thing to me when I was growing up in the early 70s, and i wanted to go out , we would argue and when I tried to leave, she would fake a heart attack. I had it double my mum was Greek,and my stepdad was Sicilian, i copped it from both sides. But all ethnics seem to do and say the same things. My mum would never answer any of my questions or tell me things. The joys of growing up in a Wog household.....NOT.....I am now 67 and I am srill traumatised. But I couldn't stop laughing when you ethnic mums starting saying that stuff, it reminded me of my childhood Love you guys heaps

[@nadamijak9338]

you guys ARE my therapist😂😂😂you nail it everytime

[@RoseRonga]

This one was unbelievable. I couldn’t even even drink my coffee. It was dribbling down my mouth.😂😂 I’m the daughter of a Sicilian father and I used to tell my boys that he kept me tied to the front porch until I got married😂😂 oh my God this is hysterical. This was priceless!! I mean, priceless I’m going to send this out to everybody I know!!😂😂😂

[@fabienneroure9995]

My Greek mother was the same and she had me on a tight leash so to speak!!! At 16, I wanted to go on a date and of course it was absolutely out of the question😅 She suggested to ask him to come over.😂 At first, I said no because I felt that I would be so embarassed but I had such a big crush on that boy that I agreed (well it was this or nothing). Our date was on the balcony of our apartment, we had food and ginger ale, a huge table was separating us and my mother sat in the living room looking at us the whole time pretending to read a magazine. And the funniest part was (drum roll) ... " don't let him touch you" advice before his arrival! I just wanted to hide, I was so embarassed! 😂 Now at 61, I still remenber this day like it was yesterday and get such a good laugh out of it!😅 Cheers from Ontario Canada. ❤🌷🌻

[@RoseRonga]

I can commiserate with your stories believe me when I tell you that!! And when I used to go out with my girlfriends when I was in high school, we would hang out at a particular park. And of course I wasn’t allowed to do that so I would lie and say I was going somewhere else. I don’t know how he did this but he always knew where I was and he knew that I lied. But he would wait until I did this three or four times and then let me know that he knew. And believe me I never did it again and he never had to to say another word. And I’m 75 and I still have no idea how he knew!! Oh, and also I was not allowed to go to the drive-in movies.❤❤

[@fabienneroure9995]

@@RoseRonga Awwww this shows he really cared about his little girl just like my mom did! I also couldn't go to drive-in movies or sleepovers! LOL ❤🤣 You must have been mortified when you found out he knew!!!❤

[@isaiah513623]

I am Aussie but had 2 children to a Greek - interesting experience. His mother got very agitated when I refused offers of food. They had such hard lives coming here & we were a very unforgiving racist nation - I feel for these new Australians that just wanted to escape the horrors of war & communism for a new life & couldn't speak English

[@mortymorty5771]

So very true...

[@dbear503]

What do you mean, WERE RACIST? You still are ya bone head! Firstly he was A GREEK. Then that was an INTERESTING EXPERIENCE.

[@tuicastro4431]

"Communism" in Greece?!? You gotta be kidding, MATE!!! 😂😂

[@isaiah513623]

@@tuicastro4431 Well it did happen as I was told by witnesses

[@gabriellacolletti6114]

@sooshi mango Can you please do an episode about ethnic moms and their obsession with using & saving paper towels and plastic bags

[@nancybrooklyn]

There is a short video of one of the mamas saving plastic bags.

[@countkronus1]

If somebody is a donkey. you no gonna call ima rabbit. GOLD!

[@srbgrl]

The prosciutto part got to me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@allianelig1323]

srbgrl me too!

[@servicecritic7340]

So where's the parody ? Isn't this just normal ??? Lol 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@ShirinAyhan]

Compression Inside because of me!!!😂😂😂

[@davetravo]

That’s awesome ... my nonna was named Carmela lol ... RIP nonna 😢

[@Growndweller]

Mum: "Therapy? Why do you need therapy?" Me: "Well, maybe someone hurts you and you feel bad and want to get it out." Mum: "You no need therapy for that. Just put a curse on them!"

[@Nic-kx5dn]

I used to like growing veg and herbs in the garden,asked my mum why I love it so much,she just laughed.Found out years later my Grandmother Italian,puzzle fits now I sing like a bird,grow my tomatoes and veg happy that I was born into it.Thats the generation gap.😢😢😢❤❤❤

[@piapia6736]

Ahhhh...the italian music at the end of this video.

[@alfonso4955]

They were the weapons of choice, a shoe (which my mum was an outstanding shot), the wooden spoon or the belt! Brings back memories. Lol

[@frightbat208]

che 667 I am an under privileged white kid - only got wooden spoon and belt. No shoe.

[@audreysalera8317]

My mother threw a knife at my brother all because he talked back at her! Luckily the knife hit the fridge ..

[@Allan_Melon]

The outfits alone make me roar in laughter!

[@mark-ish]

Voices & cadence ✅️ Costumes ✅️ Hair ✅️ facial hair 😂

[@sylviekins]

@@mark-ish facial expressions!

[@karmelicanke]

@@sylviekins yeah, giving the side eye, eyebrows raised, at least one!

[@therabbitohsfan7886]

My nonna cracks up when she sees your videos

[@JKThom-59]

I wish I could subscribe twice!

[@yorthanikolis1976]

I would have thought it was my mother only for the beard, mums was bigger 😅

[@rigas84]

😞 That last one gave me psycholoshit, it was so accurate.

[@simonbergagna]

Thanks guys, Life gets me down but you always make me laugh 🙏

[@aristoioannidis7490]

Hang in there Simon!

[@JessicaAmirABC]

Simon Bergagna hope you are okay ☀️

[@tigerlily362]

Phsycoloshit 😂🤣 You guys NAILED IT!

[@jackiewilliams810]

Red apron mamma "Pcyhcolishit"😂😂 love it

[@hazemaadattini8647]

They would all be in jail for child abuse it was normal years ago to smack with a bealt the guys are so funny love it well done

[@ClaireOKC]

It's only when you've been through psychob*tch therapy that you can understand and love your mum!!!!

[@linaelk4555]

I've legit had conversations like this with my mum 😂 😭

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

My γιαγια everytime i go to visit

[@samsaphire4137]

If KZbin doesn’t pump their vids out more I’m gonna do absolutely nothing about it. But I’ll be damn pissed!

[@SusanBrooks-g1p]

FREAKING PEEING MY PANTS 😂😅❤

[@PTPavlos]

Just value adding to the list below.... mate dad threw a cricket stump at him (funny as), and I had my mouth washed out with soap. Not to mention the usual, belt, wooden spoon etc.

[@claudiaharms3896]

You guys are so funny, and spot on! This is every Nonna ever!

[@EatmyStardust]

Greatest video ever for me. Genius 😂😂😂😂

[@evelina2363]

"My son has no self-esteem. Because of me. ME?!"

[@rocky_robinson]

when they look at each other after cyclobitchshit 😂

[@rodtaylor5476]

The music gets me every time hahaha

[@catschai]

I think most 1st generation Italians are in therapy 🤣👏🏻🤷🏻‍♀️

[@BBRocker75]

Nope. They grew okay.

[@jesusismygodsavioursoldier7719]

Lol so funny and true. I remember in my 20's them telling me I need to get married and have kids because I'm old!!! They would say, when I was your age! I was married with kids. When I was your age I had grandkids!!! 🙄😂

[@stamkons7918]

Always funny guys... Keep up your great videos and more nonnas please 😂

[@martamariotto1181]

I mean the ginger hair moma is so beautiful.... you can't help looking at her, while the dad version is almost ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can't wrap my head around this 😶‍🌫

[@naomiquinlivan905]

If its a choice, always choose the spoon. Nine times out of ten it breaks and mum gets guilty and stops.

[@inabind416]

😂😂

[@Robin-s3o3c]

When I was little, I would threaten to run away every time I didn't get my way. Finally, my African American mom said, "Don't run, walk. You may get tired and come back!" Man, that was cold😢

[@honeym210]

You guys are priceless!

[@StellaMani-dv4jl]

My yiayia could have easily won the gold medal if there was ever a Pantofla throwing event in the Olympics!! She would hit the target no matter the distance, corners, with her back turned, without a clear mark and she was especially good at moving targets!!?❤❤❤ You guys are soooo accurate!😂

[@narelleshurdington7172]

That’s my mom for you she always treats me like a little kid and she never lets me do nothing

[@Superdog747]

...and you love it! 😁. I know I do 😊

[@jenny-leekelly6875]

Me: I’m starving, what’s for dinner ma? My Asian Mum: you? Hungry? you never look hungry. I GAVE birth to my daughter THEN you appear, NOW she is inside of you.

[@TienLam-t6b]

🤣👍😂.. I am confused. Which one is the good one: the psychbit or psychochic or something to do with in bed with chic 🤔⁉️🤔

[@poppyk4708]

You guys are the absolute best, this is every ethnic family. Love it \(^O^)/

[@pandorasbox1658]

This is all so familiar, it’s scary!

[@googs1969]

I once had a heart attack when my son left not a real one lmfao my mums had a few of those

[@ninabednarz2891]

I told my parent's I was depressed, he told me go mow the grass.

[@Ladida386]

We say that you need to work in a garden if you are depressed. 😂 I come from Slovenia.

[@marcodibenedetto4285]

I love these guys reminds me of my up bringing pew u bastards 🤭

[@piretkivi3218]

These women are horrible. They also buy underwear to their sons. Even if the sons are like 40 years old or so. Or older.

[@melwignal]

The Italians and their pronunciation 😂😂😂😂

[@dinaboaro4558]

Im part Italian my Daughter says i dont listen 😂😂

[@lejirosider3082]

Today my mother called me stupid. And now I don't want to talk her. I'm 30.

[@inabind416]

What did you do?

[@lejirosider3082]

@@inabind416 A week later it was her birthday, 55, I gave her an expensive bouquet of flowers and chocolate. She's a complex person...

[@thegameroflegends5672]

67k subs. Yeah makes sense totally. Great contentation guys keep it up

[@terrythames6670]

The Gamer Of Legends farkin bull crap hey! KZbin needs to get this channel out to more people!

[@christinakerovecz9018]

OMG. I can't stop laughing!

[@alicecaulfield2140]

Brilliant❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@CyrusCageSCWS]

This make a me think my nonna. But now she dead.

[@paper601]

I see a little of myself in all three of these women 🤣

[@MegaEzio11]

Hahaha, broooooo you guys are killing the quarantine content!! Keep it up pleaseeeeee

[@Hanneke_1]

Definitely treated like a baby way too overprotective 🤣🤣🤣

[@cindybrennan2330]

My Croatian mother beat the s**t out of me with a “shiba” (a specially selected long thin tree branch that flew through the air like a whip) when I was 18 months old because I refused to sit on the potty. She sent my (much older) siblings to their rooms and told them she’d beat them too if they came out to comfort me, then left me alone in the room, crying. And she was the nice one out of our parents! That’s my earliest memory. I’m not traumatised at all! 😵‍💫

[@rubysilver3299]

Yikes. My ex’s brother was 3 years old when their Sicilian-Canadian dad took the belt to him. Apparently the little guy snatched the belt out of Dad’s hands and lashed him with it. They were all laughing when they told me the story. Big family joke. I was horrified. As adults, those boys were NOT ok.

[@michellegellvear3691]

Omg so funny can't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@annettecostello862]

I remember one of my nonnas chasing a friend's son down the orchard with a straw broom. I still cant work out to this day why. The classic of all from the family history, comes from my cousin's vault. My nonna used to live a half mile away from the main road. One day, while my cousins were visiting, there was a knock on the door from three youths who asked if they could borrow a Jack. My nonna's response was, "whata you talkin abouta, Jacka no live ahere"...and chased them out the door - Classic nonna.

[@inabind416]

My gosh 😂😂😂

[@zarakelly3023]

On point! 👌 The ‘compression inside’ and says it running out of breath 😂

[@marcbarnard7268]

I no like, I love you bastardd

[@StevenM1]

Boomerang slipper 🥿

[@afrodite9801]

PSYCHIASHIT....I CANT...lolol

[@TheZap2010]

More!!! Please more, you guys crack me up!!! XO

[@gozzoz7310]

First...pouy you bastard

[@efffxct8812]

I am greek I am your biggest fan

[@bccev770]

One of them is married to a Greek chick. Nice girls

[@monael-chami798]

Psycholoshit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-cw3lz2ts1r]

This is SO true ❤

[@MinkaSchlossberger4ever]

My grandparents were like that....sadly my parents not....but I am a little like that....always cooking for my sons and their friends, too...was a joy!!!!

[@superchatcat658]

Why doesnt this channel have millions of followers? It's brilliant!

[@isaiah513623]

The Greeks are the same LOL

[@nickyginn9137]

I can see myself in this 😂😂😂