Eunuchs - Harbour Century ALBUM REVIEW

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The grand instrumental presentation can only do so much to cover up the shortcomings in Harbour Century's writing and performances.
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FAV TRACKS: MAGIC DEATH SEA NEMESIS, MAGNIFICENT STALLION
LEAST FAV TRACK: BIRD ANGEL DYNASTY
EUNUCHS - HARBOUR CENTURY / 2024 / SELF-RELEASED / MODERN PROG
5/10
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

[@Eunuchs]

Thank you so much for listening! We really appreciate it! After all 5 is the luckiest number, the record's length is 55.55. The numbers line up, all part of Eunuchs' grand plan.

[@evangelosalexiou3605]

This comment is a W

[@sutakku1]

harbour century is defo my aoty at the moment its SO good!

[@maxmega7783]

Yuh

[@fjvlogs4364]

555 likes soon

[@estebanrodriguez1456]

Technically u got a Light 6 but ok

[@dfkdb6249]

Thumbnail is too normal, unsubscribed

[@dfkdb6249]

Nvm I didn’t see the boat. You’re on thin ice Antoine

[@spongbong0]

Antoine ​@@dfkdb6249

[@thecluckster3908]

@@dfkdb6249your blind ass needs glasses

[@Torrancee]

calico pfp 🐐

[@JH-fb3mp]

Is this the NORMAL episode?

[@splqp4996]

Tony exposing his fans to a band 99% of his fan haven't heard of just to give them a 5.

[@FabulousResults]

He's never reviewing Diamond Jubilee at this rate

[@audioredux6836]

To be fair, that's a long one and I had to sit with it for a while before reviewing it.

[@indiemind14]

At the least he will put a lo-fi MP4 20 minute review on Mega. 😅 Lo-fi 6.

[@Brokenscam]

That is such a shame, because it’s a hard 9 maybe light 10 for me.

[@mrincorrect848]

Its 2hours, give it some time🙏

[@Brokenscam]

@@mrincorrect848 Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department is 2 hours long as well and he reviewed that recently.

[@BradTasteInMusicOfficial]

This is actually crazy to see you cover. Glad you gave it a shot!

[@zutilimun5944]

Hey brad

[@Glintingbeetle]

Surreal seeing bigger reviewers talk about Eunuchs. Their music is too good for the underground

[@hughy606]

​@@Glintingbeetletheir music isn't even good enough for the underground

[@Glintingbeetle]

@@hughy606 you‘re yapping

[@nilfsheim]

Why? it's on rym ratings, and the rest of the "obscure" albums you're surprised to see aswell

[@aleducato]

If this album was reviewed by Brad's Taste in Music you would have given it a 93/100

[@vojtechschindler]

Cold visions

[@CrispyRichter]

Came here to write this🙏

[@catturd2]

you gotta review Harbour Century by Eunuchs 🙏🙏🙏

[@zxllez]

we need the samlrc review 🙏

[@dsnikles]

If it was titled Pearl Harbour you would give it a 10

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

I know I'm probably alone here, but I will never tire of the infinite iterations of this joke I've seen thru the years.

[@dsnikles]

@@Mighty_Atheismosame

[@kristofermccormack6]

Anthony didn't like this album cause he has never felt the fresh sea air whip an unfurled mane of hair out of his eyes.

[@dexterhooyer3364]

Bird angel dynasty is a banger of a song

[@easybakec0ven]

Brad Taste in shambles rn

[@classicbambi]

wow the ship is carrying hail to the thief

[@hangry_donut6428]

Brad is beating the Fantano allegations

[@hupaz123]

Shout out Kristo!

[@indiemind14]

Cindy Lee just dropped one of the most interesting records in a while, but I think never get a Mellon opinion on it. 😢

[@JIMY414]

Where can i listen to it?

[@mrincorrect848]

It’s on KZbin! Just type Diamond Jubilee

[@hughy606]

probably cause it sucked

[@indiemind14]

@@JIMY414 It's on KZbin with a link in the video description to download from a blog that looks straight out of the 2000s. Yeah, very MySpace vibes. I listened to it on an old MP3 player, pretty cool experience. Not sure if it's a masterpiece, but definitely worth discussing.

[@just-a-me1168]

@@JIMY414 you can find the files on their website. Its an amazing album, in my top 3 aoty so far, would recommend.

[@skirval_]

he just doesn't understand that this is poetry to Australians, Americans could never understand

[@raffaelebellarosa293]

Is it normal that I like Diamond Jubilee even if Fantano hasn't told me it's ok to?

[@mocapcow2933]

Not okay at all. Strike 2.

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

That's a total Cal move. We love Cal. He's not afraid to stand up to Antny.

[@oh_banana]

Glad I checked this out despite the 5 because this record is phenomenal. I don't hear most of the shortcomings in the performance, in fact I think the vocalist really sells the act and most songs are consistently unpredictably proggy in the best way. I think the band did good work and the symphony enhanced it all perfectly.

[@leonardofigueiredo5178]

now we need the samlrc

[@NathanielSnider1017]

samlrc, friko, and especially diamond jubilee

[@jacobferreira6223]

@@NathanielSnider1017english teacher

[@gregatronn]

Glad you covered this. being it’s my introduction to the band it couldn’t have been a better one. I find this album to be fascinating. Evocative vocals, The production and songwriting executed entirely by the band and engineering it themselves is beyond impressive to me for how detailed it is, and still managing to be enjoyable to listen to. I’mma go with an 8. There’s room for improvement but it was a very cohesive album and there isn’t much to complain about outside the slightly confusing narrative of the record, and patience testing abrasive textures depending on your limitations. The vinyl will probably offer some answers on the concept when it gets here, and the artwork for each song is magnificent !

[@Glintingbeetle]

Great seeing you review this, Eunuchs need more attention!

[@felipo1778]

Idk is not the Best album of the year but a 5 is criminal

[@sheepmasters4489]

I loved this album personally despite not really having listened to Black MIDI, BCNR, etc, it's even one of my personal contenders for AOTY 2024, but I can definitely see where the singing and finer compositional points could become an issue.

[@slipkornbizkit]

my favorite album of the year. i cannot keep supporting you anthony

[@slipkornbizkit]

unless this gets more people into Eunuchs anyways and my 1 of 100 vinyl becomes worth a million dollars

[@milosquerra3285]

I have a vinyl too 😎

[@tilkomp]

this was my favorite album of 2024, either this or Patricia taxxon's bicycle. ive been fallowing eunuchs since there debut and also loved that!

[@zacharyoberdier1654]

I thought this record was incredible! I loved the Mr bungle esque provocativeness and creativity. I also thought that the production was very solid with the different amount of instruments. but that's just my opinion. nice review!

[@thegugster]

i saw these guys do a cover of lumps by black midi a year back or so. really cool to see them pop up here!

[@hupaz123]

While you’re reviewing friendly jordies adjacent music review the new Forest Hall album.

[@arre9351]

can’t believe u rated cold visions 5/10 😢😢😢

[@Nickystuart]

WHAT

[@hidacee]

what where

[@KOOL_AID_KID]

I didn’t think this one was coming 😅

[@badlula17]

These guys had so much potential. They’ve shown it in a few singles, but in the end the album just feels like every ingredient mixed at once with little regard for a greater concept. I can see them making good albums down the line tho.

[@iFloops]

Wow. What a thorough, well-put review. I really appreciate your attention to detail and your thoughtful descriptions of the sounds and concepts on each track. Though we don't always agree, I always look forward to any insight I can gleam from your reviews. Unsubscribed.

[@Nickystuart]

frothing at the mouth waiting for the bladee review

[@pyerp5574]

this band kicked me out as the drummer when I was in HS

[@chaffgrenade_x3]

dude, u gotta retire that jean vest with the hood sewn into it

[@pacolopez4032]

It's been a long time since I strongly disagreed with one of your reviews! I find this album very good and I always want to come back to it

[@Ferrohh]

What is Hail To The Thief doing on that boat 😭🙏

[@chadking9248]

C O L D V I S I O N S

[@nathan-m.]

i bought a thousand smurfs on ebay i was off shrooms needless to say…

[@dingus9316]

Me and yung sherman at the beach man this shit is very rad Me and yung sherman at the gym working out and getting tan

[@cerealkiller4702]

8:28 Straight BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MrJacobeee]

How are you reviewing this before the new Cindy Lee 😭😭

[@st4r931]

you have to review Dillom’s new album “Por cesárea”

[@ohnehubx]

COLD VISIONS

[@nickwhite-xo1rz]

Please review cold visions soon !

[@ouli4586]

are we getting a redux review when you get a vasectomy?

[@joachimb5721]

That comment is a welcome change to the omnipresent „if this was… you would have given it a….“ comments.

[@cayden1710]

Health is when you cut it off

[@ishall9956]

Loved the review, but really weird how you kept talking about the Titanic sinking multiple times.

[@BCl137]

Disagree - easily AOTY so far

[@heatherbryant2036]

review diamond jubilee!

[@MD-gx4bw]

Damn, I never saw Anthony doing a Eunuchs review coming. Sick.

[@BlockyVortex]

You better review the new mysterines album when it comes out Anthony

[@Toyota_Corolla]

What The Hell brother

[@maxmega7783]

LETSS GOO EUNUCHS

[@arbs4726]

review cold vision luh twan

[@Hadeto_AngelRust]

If this were Hood Hottest Century you'd give it a 8

[@WorkofAmbience]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one a little let down by this! I had high hopes and they were only met by the last song. Every other song I was just indifferent towards and I felt it was a tad underwhelming.

[@foxxmonger]

i didnt anticipate you reviewing this lol

[@biothemod1072]

New justice album just dropped

[@GreekHouseEffect]

Why no Justice review already? It's been out for like 12 hours

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Fatano, can you give a NOT GOOD to the new Tarkov Unheard Edition?

[@ChrisTalkz]

I see Anthony Fantano is writing for SpongeBob! Guess that weatherman job didn't work out!

[@owentomaszewski9125]

Please don’t forget to review new Maggie Rogers. It’s literally called Don’t Forget Me so there’s no excuse

[@nine-toedsloth7168]

Come on Melon. Review Diamond Jubilee already

[@aniruddhagowda8072]

Fantano you need to review Horses by betcover!! already.. They're legit top class and I believe should be included in your discussion cause I'd love to know your thoughts!

[@getoverhere4465]

I originally thought he said they had a feature from Megan Thee Stalllion I said "What??"

[@JulianLfake]

My first impression of the record was heroin king which I was fascinated by, but the rest of Harbor Century did not live up to it in my opinion

[@davidbarta372]

Joyner Lucas - Not now I’m busy review?

[@shio5848]

Probably the most I've disagreed with you since The Beggar, still good review

[@HeftyDan]

I'm so torn on this album. It sounds good, but like half the songs on here, I felt like I've already heard on impact

[@fjvlogs4364]

noooo this is my fav album rn

[@oganLAnderson]

You have to listen to With Love From a Padded Room by Crippling Alcoholism it will be your AOTY.

[@leal.7323]

I suggest Yeast Machine with their first album Sleaze!

[@StanleyDietrich]

Imaginary conversations by Kevin Coleman 🙏

[@halfmovies4279]

WHAT

[@user-ke9iz6rz6s]

you usually ask what you should review next. how about fangclub the irish rock band. theyve appeared on kerang tv. i even have a name for ya 'grandtony funtano'.

[@kaldenorr-bills5506]

BRAD ARMY RISE UP! HOO HAH!

[@TechnoAdamGuy]

Didn’t know this band was from Sydney

[@lobotomiseme1653]

Hell yeah

[@mathisdia1712]

Review cold visions pleeease

[@X1BALBA]

Had me at "sloppy".

[@itsallenwow]

I’m not comfortable with the new thumbnails Anthony.

[@TheRareVideosXL]

Great album review.

[@P1OOD]

Day 1 of asking fantanthony to formally retract his Fear Inoculum review

[@FrBipolar]

If it was called_____________a butterfly you would’ve give it a 10

[@goldenchi1d228]

Replace the Swedish Songwriters for Tom Hanks and you got a 10/10 album.

[@jonasStinziano]

Review the last Siamese goldfish album!

[@nickmargaritis3263]

🎉

[@user-wq7rw8dd7q]

Antonio el Fantas

[@Crose46]

No Maggie Rogers Review :(

[@tylerhackner9731]

Normal thumbnail

[@greueb]

I thought the horn blasts were pretty cool for hits qnd enjoyed the intense parts of these songs but when the energy dropped to the lighter sounds and woodwinds it was pretty boring

[@aroundthefur394]

aight melon cut the shit its time to review samlrc

[@RadekLoquendo]

I get you're a Mac OS user but there's no reason to shit this much on UNIX

[@PF-Jones]

Did this really need to be an 8+ minute ramble? I'm not sure where he was going with any of this. He really shifted topics to quickly and didn't give his thoughts a chance to breathe.

[@in_my_mind2130]

Frank Zappa still alive ❤

[@WastedGoatFR]

Shut up Thom Yorke dropped an original soundtrack

[@bluechalk6275]

I'm not sure if this band has the balls to make something truly groundbreaking.

[@AlotlikeArham123]

Yo what I'm surprised by the rating

[@konorsmind]

SAMLRC NEXT

[@HaZiqGD]

Review A Lonely Sinner