Every Aussie Highschool Teacher Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

fuckin lachlan... cheers for 100k guys!

[@gordo5094]

There's always one...

[@pigeon_spots_cars]

Congrats on 100k, and in my school, Lachlan is also the one always getting in trouble.

[@LipyzAU]

thats my name aha

[@based1714]

It was actually a kid named joe for me

[@lochlan20]

bloody oath

[@rhysalexander_]

This is *too* relatable. Nothing is more relatable than a teacher telling you you're wearing the wrong uniform on a Wednesday..

[@ratboygirl]

"sir i don't have any other uniform it's in the wash [may or may not be a lie]" "not my problem, now it's 10 pieces of rubbish" LMFAO

[@DownUnderShenanigans]

100% and the five bits of rubbish or having to walk with the teacher on yard duty for 5 minutes

[@rhysalexander_]

@@ratboygirl Um MATE?? You missed that piece of paper on the floor there buddy!!

[@ratboygirl]

@@rhysalexander_ *takes a giant bite out of the half-frozen canteen pizza pocket*

[@rhysalexander_]

@@ratboygirl LMAO. The flashbacks man.. the flashbacks..

[@danlee7923]

"Not on girls, not on" is my favourite high school teacher quote.

[@braydenotto9757]

Yeah that's just not on, we don't do that here.

[@busnutter4216]

You certainly do not go taking other people's lunches and snacks either " just because someone eats at the Non correct time doesn't excuse what this young gentleman had done... That's simply not on - we do not do that here !!

[@danlee7923]

We have zero tolerance at this school, just not on, we don't do that here.

[@busnutter4216]

@@danlee7923 You said it " Not acceptable Has had quiet a few job's employed at a number of places and got fired at plenty other's... That is certainly not on... If I was the principal " I'd have him locked up by Court order's and police involvements

[@braydenotto9757]

@@danlee7923 All teachers say that, it's almost as if they have had training.

[@dogmachine2406]

The 4 dislikes are most probly from Lachlan and his fake accounts.

[@loggerlanding]

Who told you?!

[@lachlanjudson4325]

Nah gotta love Garn

[@druganema8219]

@@lachlanjudson4325 everyone loves garn except Lachlan

[@lachlanjudson4325]

@@druganema8219 how do I go about getting a name change then hahaha

[@LadAus]

Wow

[@PoisonPython]

this is 100% correct not even exaggerating

[@zane5902]

This was my schooling experience too

[@anonymoususer19]

My names lochlan aswell lol 😂 this made it so much more realistic as I was like one of three Lachlan’s in the class

[@davidlp3019]

BAHAHA I was always the kid with the Rubik's cube during year 8. And I had teachers like this bloke aswell.

[@kizzjd9578]

That's the point

[@susgaming6965]

@@kizzjd9578 And the point is also to relate to people.

[@AngryTurds]

If no one owns up, we're ALL coming back at lunchtime.....

[@JABSshorts]

Love how Lachlan scored another 28 mins at 1:50 on the board

[@sizzlezohan9997]

oi whats this game called forget all about it

[@deathtoming2201]

@@sizzlezohan9997 hangman

[@screekid]

​@@sizzlezohan9997 ??????

[@sizzlezohan9997]

@@screekid hey the game garn is playing with the arrow and the cubes man idk i just wanna know

[@tetikiri6066]

@@sizzlezohan9997 idk if youve got it by now but its called cube field

[@clan_iron1]

That tax part was actually quite informing for an average highschool teacher..

[@CamoZ013]

Hell of alot more then i was ever taught about tax, thats for sure

[@nickg4135]

"5 bits of rubbish" oh god that takes me back. the school cleaners were out of work when i was at school

[@anonymoususer19]

Yep idk why they employ them must have been like working for the council in a school

[@zoniannitrate2905]

when a teacher would ask everyone to get 5 bits of rubbish as an exit fee and you would just find one big bit and rip into five things

[@daallaad]

I went to school in Lower Massachusetts High over here in Texas, we had no cleaner y'all had the naughty kids cleaning up the Michigan mud pit with they bare hands

[@Callum-M.]

@@daallaad *their

[@daallaad]

@@Callum-M. excuse me ?

[@dstarsdstar7957]

I've never watched something so relatable as an Australian. It's honestly crazy, even the 'Remember the Titans' bit

[@leestaggers2583]

I'm from the US so I have to ask, is he referring to the movie about the American high school football team?

[@Abridgimation]

@@leestaggers2583 Yes

[@Abridgimation]

The icing on the cake would be watching Matilda and Holes

[@leestaggers2583]

@@Abridgimation that's hilarious lol we do this a lot over here too. It's wild how much American and Australian culture have in common despite being so different and located so far away from eachother.

[@coffee4490]

SAME

[@ham1shhugg1ns77]

The remember the Titans part is so truth mate, u hit the spot there

[@ヤマト-q7x]

Dunno why they show it so much

[@thylacina5989]

Why do they show it? It's not like we're americans, it's barely even relevant to us.

[@ham1shhugg1ns77]

@@thylacina5989 agreed, why do t we watch like “hunt for the wilderpeople”?

[@thylacina5989]

@@ham1shhugg1ns77 Oh that's one of my favourite movies of all time. I think it's rated M and there's not a big moral of the story to study so I kinda get why they wouldn't show that but still. If they want to keep the racial theme, then why not show The Sapphires? Or Ride Like A Girl for a sports movie? Or Ladies In Black? Or Picnic at Hanging Rock? It doesn't even have to be Australian movies, just SLIGHTLY more relevant to us that AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Ugh.

[@ham1shhugg1ns77]

@@thylacina5989 it’s a good movie but after watching it 40 times it get a bit annoying

[@izakogilvie3226]

Queue the flashbacks to either being or dealing with a Lauchlan

[@evynex]

Lauchlan? It's Lachlan, no "u".

[@anonymoususer19]

@@zane5902 bud me names lochlan get it fucken right

[@lachdv6694]

no u

[@Lachlan_McDougall]

It’s definitely Lachlan, was the one of the most popular names around 96-02

[@lauchlanmenegon5916]

@@evynex my name is spelt lauchlan

[@Charlsdaddy]

If you taught me garn i'd become the fukin CEO of Centrlink

[@dougz201]

I think a new legislation for any jobseeker aged 16-32 should have more then $300 a fortnight “How the fuck we supposed to buy ciggies after the pokies KUNT!’

[@PoisonPython]

@@dougz201 you're right, $200 a fortnight it is

[@cliffysilver6612]

If he was a legit teacher, Australia would claim the title of scamming from Nigeria

[@baker010_]

My school life summarised in three minutes

[@aloneintokyo]

haha remember the titans every time

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

That or Rudy

[@Shadytribe97]

Our school’s equivalent was ‘Holes’

[@DavidRamseyIII]

For us it was men in black 1. Thousands of times

[@nomal1872]

Shit alone in Tokyo watches shit dam

[@floydy8359]

Yo, I didn't know an epic solo player that I watch all the time watches Garn.

[@ryderwilson7955]

A teacher told me not to eat in class and took my bag of chips and I saw her in recess eating my bag of chips, I was furious and a few weeks later saw her teaching book sitting there alone on the desk so I took that chap with me and made sure she never found that again, thank god she left teaching next year.

[@nathanfoster1537]

Every teacher I've had is like this

[@jacktowers7533]

The fact that the name Lachlan barely exists outside of Australia makes this perfect

[@Joseph-bj1kb]

That has to be a Welsh name

[@TheCrazyfighter19]

​@@Joseph-bj1kbwait it is?

[@Joseph-bj1kb]

@@TheCrazyfighter19 I’m from uk generally if it sounds like someone’s speaking in tongues then it’s probably welsh

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

"No food in class, mate... unless I get some" That is too fucking real

[@speedwaynutt]

School Teachers are just there to referee the School Yard brawls between students such as gazza vs bazza.

[@stefanstek]

Garn is one of the best Aussie youtube channels out.

[@anonymoususer19]

Hands down the best

[@skyekimberlykimberly5227]

I strongly agree

[@Nightwishmaster]

As an American I'd have to disagree, this is one of the best youtube channels out, Aussie or not.

[@mkgamer1102]

Get this man an Aussie of the year award IMMEDIATELY

[@lukewalker3905]

As an AV technician at a high school. I can confirm this is 100% correct. Idea for future vid: Every school IT guy ever. With the good old 'it doesn't work' phone call, walk down, and turn the power switch on and it works.

[@thebushwackedblokes6245]

Can already tell it’s gonna be good

[@tylerhaines2023]

0:58 nearly gave me a heart attack from the ptsd bro

[@billy8090]

Met this bloke on the jobsite last friday and can tell ya now, the cap and keys come on the carabiner everywhere he goes even when the hard hat is on, youtube and working class, top job mate

[@davidgray633]

With all those Lachlan's I thought I was watching fairbairn films

[@henrylake3]

Love it when the teacher bullies you and blames you for literally everything

[@dancycypress680]

Is you name Lachlan?

[@henrylake3]

@@dancycypress680 nah fam

[@JebuzzCrust56]

@@dancycypress680nah but fr Lachlan gets blamed for everything bc he’s the usual suspect

[@dancycypress680]

@@JebuzzCrust56 Is you name Lachlan?

[@JebuzzCrust56]

@@dancycypress680 nah, someone else in my class (there are TWO of them)

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

my favourite quote from any of my teachers: "Guys, if you don't stop talking the whole class is staying in at lunch. And that's not fair, I'm hearing that you guys are fine to miss out on lunch, but someone else here wants lunch, they want their sandwich."

[@Ultr4lit3]

feels too real to hear my name called out by a disappointed teacher

[@goodshipkaraboudjan]

Bloody Lachlan deciding he only answers to "Locky" by the time he hits 16.

[@stacythefancybogan4543]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@deathtoming2201]

Not many can pronounce Lachlan right in ma school 😂

[@drmether9150]

@@deathtoming2201 Nah you can’t say that unless you have my name

[@lachlanmcdonald3301]

I feel personally attacked

[@ballsticseal]

You should, you're the reason we couldn't watch the magic school bus

[@georgecoburn2458]

Yeah, but don't forget the teacher that sneaks away with a student to have some Tooheys Extra Dry.

[@Ben.N]

😳

[@tristanbackup2536]

Hol up....

[@McMillan_TAC-50]

"I got aa mintie in the desk for whoever can get this fuckin screen back up aye" is a line that my school teachers say all the time.

[@westaustraliangarbo341]

You gotta love the strong guys thing coolmaths games thing and the whole school uniform restrictions

[@mostrum195]

Never felt so involved with a Garn video until now (my name's Lachlan).

[@felixmoran1]

My Wednesday: Lockdown extended 😢 Guan upload 😁 The devine balance is restored

[@boganator]

Guan

[@pigeon_spots_cars]

Guan

[@James.Weatherly]

Guan

[@greenmelodi1]

guan

[@FNKY767]

guan

[@Prookles]

*Lachlan exists* Garn: "That's fuckin rubbish duties mate."

[@ohforreal]

Tru

[@JordyShortRibs]

Can only imagine how stuck his hand would be on those shapes if they were Pizza flavour. 0:49

[@JABSshorts]

So glad you hit 100k. You honestly deserve it for this content

[@susgaming6965]

I swear, every student literally brings in packets of grainwaves in the classroom every god damn time.

[@rileycharlton2377]

Those chicken shapes really be bussin

[@HughesyTech]

TV was wheeled in to watch To Kill A Mockingbird in Year 9. Fuck that shit.

[@jonathanthebigredengine]

1:10 *"Tonights top Story: You've got F*ckin no shapes left. I'm coming for the rest of them you cu-"* best line ever

[@wagon6175]

as a Lachlan, I feel personally attacked but its completely justified I was a little shit.

[@anonymoususer19]

I was one of 3 in my class lmfao it was like the three stooges

[@deathtoming2201]

@@anonymoususer19 most Lachlans I know are all hectic cunts 😂

[@KeppyKep]

This was SO good. So many good quotes pretty much verbatim from my childhood. And there was ALWAYS a lachlan in every class.

[@NightRuby387]

Absolutely nailed it, you'd easily pass for a teacher in my school! Loving your content!

[@hamish6207]

Another banger and very accurate representation of life by GARN!!

[@isaiah3033]

This is so fucking true,I hate it when the teacher just keeps you in at reccess for fucking not looking at the board.

[@dougz201]

Even I was cheering when I seen the 1992 TV roll into the room

[@jamesfalzon9364]

I was just watching by Garn. And out of the corner of my eye, I see he uploaded. Like fukin good timing

[@loganmyall660]

Every video I watch I get more and more astounded that Australia isn't directly attached to Canada.

[@kalebbruwer]

It would be funny if Lachlan from Fairbairn had a cameo at the end

[@emmendes5928]

This

[@yak4168]

i was thinking that the hole way

[@cishansen4162]

The promise of the old minty in the bottom draw of the desk. Always worked. 😂 👌

[@white94rabbit]

Lol I was that one kid who could do a Rubik’s cube, learnt it from one of the Chinese exchange students lol.

[@Nick-420-]

Having to pick up five bits of rubbish was slavery.

[@eviethekiwi7178]

My name may not be lachlan but oh boy… this brings the memories…

[@DownUnderShenanigans]

The five bits of rubbish part gave me PTSD

[@TheHuntermj]

We need more educators like you

[@lukehrabar8540]

Omg 100k so happy for u. I remember when you had just hit 5k. I feel like u gonna get 1 mil pretty soon!

[@ThatAussiePingu]

This is way too accurate haha. Good stuff Murph you have done it again!

[@vantomz3935]

ITS ALWAYS A KID NAMED LACHLAN

[@WalkingDictionary9]

Christ, Minty in the desk takes me back

[@PoisonPython]

1:46 I just realised his name is a play on Murphey's Law

[@ourmilotin2819]

This is the most relatable video yet

[@VLXVNDR]

“Ya fkn spastic, pull ya head in” … - Straya 🇦🇺😂👌🏼

[@zane_ptc7835]

rip to all the lachlan's

[@lachlandunn3097]

Ye

[@lachdv6694]

send us ur prayers pls

[@lachlanfraser931]

I take full responsibility for my actions. I'm sorry

[@liamfinlay2039]

They say Lachlan is still in detention to this day.

[@anonymoususer19]

🤣

[@ROXSTARcandy]

Ive never watched something more accurate

[@matthewsavino]

still hoping for "The compy don't move aye" on a shirt one day

[@ohforreal]

Me too

[@phantomstrider]

Oh my goodness! 😆 This takes me right back to my primary/high school years!

[@WinnieTheBlue1]

How the hell did you sum up 6 years of my life so well

[@RUNESCAPER123]

it's actually scary how accurate this is lmao

[@gloriathewaterdragon7700]

As a former teacher of 25 years....this is spot on!

[@noahboiv12]

You hit the nail on the head with this one 😂

[@locklanh]

im having flashbacks...

[@locklanh]

admittedly i did break the projector

[@recklesflam1ngo968]

My name is also Lachlan, but I was the quiet one. Still weirded out by this tho lol

[@schultzr33]

Plot twist. Garn was Lachlan in high school

[@ohforreal]

Im not gonna confirm or deny this

[@schultzr33]

@@ohforreal I knew it

[@kekprod_]

"i don't actually have any teaching qualifications" so accurate

[@michaelmartin9022]

My school had an IT bloke who knew nothing about computers. My mate's dad was a programmer and he'd had his first PC when he was 6 (this being a time when most "home computers" were consoles, crap, or people just didn't have one). He'd run rings around the security every time

[@soulwined]

Cool maths games what a memory I forgot about

[@jtbproductions7415]

Man this is legit my favourite youtube channel😂

[@JonahBuschkowsky]

you just recreated my school 👏👏

[@Stickmanzed]

That second clip was absolutely shockingly accurate for my school experience 15 years ago in Canada.

[@based1714]

No hat no play

[@KulturedPanda]

Never felt more attacked,

[@crocodile2006]

When I was going to school it was always Brett... every farkin time

[@hippopilot6750]

Everytime it's a Lachlan or Lockie

[@DCGMatthew1]

I had teachers exactly like this.

[@creativemindsmusic7507]

Lol I would love to have you as my teacher, any day every day of the week.🤣🤣🤣

[@shanedcc4334]

So true!!!!! It’s like you’re a real techer

[@victors1043]

This couldn’t be more spot on aye, good shit

[@sk1na136]

You’d be the best teacher tbh

[@tryingmybest7693]

Remember the Titans! 🤣🤣 bro I swear that was the only film we ever got to watch

[@maco7486]

I’m a simple man I see a garn vid, I click like!

[@davidlp3019]

Every Centrelink worker ever. Make it happen.

[@francisjohnston8014]

Damn Lachlan the hardest kid on the face of planet Earth

[@mfenix88]

Good ol' Cubefield. loved that game

[@calebjames5228]

YOOOOO NEW GARN!!

[@Cypher84X]

"What d'ya say we just dim the lights and watch Remember the Titans for the 47th time?" Spit my drink out. Was in HS in 2001 and saw that movie no less than 10 times before graduation...all in class. I guess HS is relatable even in Australia

[@jennyanydots7582]

Are you a teacher IRL 😳 Too real!