Every Real Estate Agent Ever

as long as i've got the kit on & some chewy in the mouth
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

if you're seeing ads on this vid boys just know we aint seeing a cent from them! jump on the patreon!

[@BrdyBvll]

I got ya on payday bruz

[@saithemusicguy]

holy shit your view to upload time is grouse keep it up legends

[@luminance69]

Done

[@goodoldmate5548]

Then I'll hop on the adblocker

[@mykaeldidolis443]

mate just chuck the ads in there and get some cash from these top notch vids ! would happily watch some ads to support you mate

[@BrdyBvll]

This dude has to be the most underrated Australian content creator

[@jimmycodmw2]

he is pure content

[@StormzedGaming]

Not for long

[@lessgo8738]

@lewis spears

[@QFRR]

Him and Fairbairn films combined would be amazing lol

[@VinceTropMedia]

Agreed

[@Rxmbler]

$80 for a briefcase of extra gum is 100% worth it

[@mahditaher2787]

Extra*

[@Rxmbler]

@@mahditaher2787 I can't read

[@tobynbulloch7487]

The 6 dislikes are Townsville’s real estate agents

[@descorbett6463]

They're the people that bought a house thinking they had a 12 car garage, but it was only 2.

[@isaacjuhel9828]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true virgo Paterson is the worst of em

[@kizzjd9578]

Daring and young lol

[@jacksonfriend4169]

The safe full of chewing gum is fucking hilarious.

[@brandoncrook466]

Murphy's free real-estate.

[@Waste_Around_Melbourne]

👨

[@bumsniff9643]

@@Waste_Around_Melbourne epic

[@silverprotect79]

Only good thing to ever come out of Townsville. Let's be real mate

[@xpuregold1925]

hahaha true that

[@edwatkins1885]

Jack Miller

[@codyblanche579]

Ay there’s sick puppy 4x4 to mate

[@Doctorfansunit]

Carl Baron

[@jackw1518]

@Ika Ayu wtf??

[@FairbairnFilms]

how you just gonna upload the end of fast 5 straight to youtube

[@DIRTYPLACCY]

At least he chose a good one, any chance we could lend like 100k subscribers just for a few weeks bruz?

[@wreadit7520]

Mannn he would be stoked to see this comment

[@xsyntheticrazer2613]

Did you say collab??? Damnnn

[@classydays43]

@@DIRTYPLACCY aye man, should spot a few for the boys up in Townsie.

[@malikthemadman]

Nice vids mate

[@TheHungrySlug]

Now this is the definition of accuracy. Raided by the estate agents every couple of months or so like a swat team. Why the knackers have to look in my fridge is beyond me.

[@deathpyre42]

Oh. I actually used to work for a landlord and I can tell you why. Once some dude just totally ripped out the inside motor/compressor etc and did a bad job of converting what was left into a hydroponic weed grow. But he still used the fridge bulb so all he saw was a shelf of dead pot seedlings inside of a vegetable crisper full of aquarium gravel.

[@TheHungrySlug]

@@deathpyre42 The ones that were looking into my fridge seemed more like they were looking for something to eat. Like a kid looking through their parents fridge and cupboards for something they think will taste nice. But why would someone bother taking out the electrical components to use a fridge as a grow house, seems unnecessary. A better use for old fridges is to use them for brewing beer in with the aid of a heat pad and temperature controller to switch between the fridge compressor and the heat pad to maintain appropriate brewing temperatures.

[@deathpyre42]

@@TheHungrySlug honestly I have 0 clue. Then again these were art student dorms so basically all the tenants would wreck them in creative ways. Ever have to scrape 2 year old congealed vomit from the top of an 8ft high cabinet?

[@andrewsmith8715]

Its common practice in the United States for tenants to leave out food for the landchad when he inspects the house. On top of the rents tenants are expected to tip as well.

[@silkroad1201]

The dude who helped me get my house was amazing. He was the most helpful, knowledgeable, competent and useful realtor ever. The seller's agent, on the other hand, was 100% the way you portray them lol

[@baileymehico9767]

This is one of the best channels in Aus

[@rhystheguitarkid2479]

THE best

[@hamishpittendrigh2025]

In the word?

[@flawless7019]

Second to aunty Dona

[@jimmycodmw2]

truth

[@chrisnorman1183]

Change Aus to 'Planet' and there we go!

[@bigbluebe9859]

liking the video before I even watch it cause i know it’s gonna be a banger

[@milkzz4054]

"Look boys, you know me."

[@ThatAussiePingu]

Murphy's real estate isnt acting its just how real estate agents do their business.

[@MAli-jg9if]

He nailed the real estate agent death stare LMAO

[@Ryan-nd3ov]

0:30 getting ready for the year 6 disco

[@samburge5019]

That succulent chinese meal clip gets me every time

[@banger0250]

I like the earlier one, it started with, "What are the charges". Fuckin gold 🤣😂🤣

[@PeterF12]

I love this guy, Australian comedy at its best. The quality of the videos are amazing, keep it up

[@gabbee4626]

love your content. Townsville's a goldmine for satire and I'm glad to see a youtuber put our city's most abundant resource to good use

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[@ashleycalhoun1824]

This video had a lot more layers than the others so far. I'm loving these!

[@Randymountaine]

This should be a mainstream prime time tv spot skit show, get this guy a talkshow, get this guy a movie deal, get this guy a sponsorship with extra chewie

[@beau-2222]

You got my love boys. Patron Blokes.

[@troybailey9524]

Garn you are great, you are extremely funny and not obnoxious or pretentious at all, I love it. Please keep up your dead pan sense of humour!

[@zofan0]

Deserves way more subs! Honestly really enjoyable content!

[@cursedhempseed5931]

This guys was at 2k and I blink and he’s over half way to 100k wth?? Great content haha

[@ljp4008]

Yeah I been here since like 3k lol

[@ljp4008]

So around 5 weeks or so

[@anthonysaraullo71]

This is gonna be the next fairbain films

[@xpuregold1925]

honestly my new favourite youtube channel! fuckin love ya murph

[@Dark_Joel]

You guys are very underrated, I am waiting to see you guys go famous

[@Aceownage]

Just found your channel and had a short binge, loving the content so far!

[@nox8262]

Absolutely love the content! Keep it coming

[@liamdaly9613]

Love your videos man make my day even better then it already always love a good laugh

[@xinniethepooh7174]

‘Corey Trevor’ Trailer Park Boys references 😂.

[@ranjeetonline]

Guys like you keep Australia real. Good stuff mate.

[@spaddo3529]

I wish I had money to support you boys, these videos are too good

[@Angroham5]

The subtitles is what makes these videos quality 💯

[@scottspropertyservices6877]

Poor Declan having to pressure wash each other for weeks because the showers broken😂

[@rafunki2862]

Another banger bloody hell lads good stuff hope you blokes go viral

[@paigeking6663]

“You wouldn’t happen to be callin me a liar would ya” 😂😂 that was some world class acting

[@sneezingmango]

Good shit mate, love the shades.

[@ShaqDarnell1993]

Guys, guys... You're going to blow up BIG TIME! You seriously have got your shirt together... Every single time I go to click on a new vid I'm like 'maybe this one will be the let down' but no... You just keep giving daddy the goodies! Fucking loving these. Good shit!

[@carlalaban5483]

Love your stuff awesome man

[@kylieh123]

This is so brilliant

[@howitwas6142]

Love how I talk about real estate 1hr before this video drops then he drops a real estate video

[@jackasswarvetrian]

“See theses names scrolling past, that could be your name” Anita Dump...yeh nah I’ll keep me name that’s mate, cheers. 😂😂🤙

[@DougieL]

Anita Dump..... I had to rewind and read all the names again; still laughing. Great going Garny!!!!

[@ut2z673]

Love it brother

[@snaggygreens8692]

It’s always a good day when murph uploads

[@chrisnorman1183]

5.7k subs is where I started watching Garn. Now its over 60k. Well done!

[@willelverd7728]

Mate these videos are top tier. You’ll be rollin in free money soon

[@alokt1905]

bad day at work! This video really made my day. Thanks Mate !

[@lochlainngaming7182]

I feel privileged to be here before this guy blows up.

[@noob-gamer28]

Awesome stuff brother

[@SamSalty]

I love your vids mate keep it up

[@vorpalworpal1689]

I get very excited every week for the weekly episode

[@willmace7040]

This dude deserves 1 million subs

[@themadmutt2270]

Great work man love it

[@kass2227]

"We have literally been standing in our yards and pressure hosing ourselves clean"

[@gw7157]

Lmfao playin it safe I lost it.

[@IsaacWale2004]

You guys remind me of Fairbarin films, not just because you're Australian... but you have a similar comedy style and use similar editing techniques... Keep up the good work! :)

[@Tarsusss]

Great vid man

[@kiwiingenuity6666]

The speed dealer glasses really top it off

[@studole154]

This video's are awesome, I love the ozzy humour.

[@RoryV7]

Dude you guys are a crap up. Love it ^^

[@BD-jm2rj]

Not gonna lie. Probably my favourite KZbin right now!

[@APPLE-kb5jo]

bloody awsome

[@oxidelayer7699]

This is lovely

[@gregriddett3163]

This was a good one.

[@rystor2899]

Love this guy

[@Night158]

Love this lad 🤘

[@Hakuru15]

The best free and easy money guide by man

[@no_shoes6706]

Just joined your Patreon man, love these vids

[@Str8UpSalty]

mate you're the only person i turn my ad blocker off for x

[@antoniofrascella8687]

The fuckin legend is back....

[@silvagni97]

Love this guy.

[@rohanjosem]

i literally stay up waiting for this man to upload

[@ashd3585]

The best aussie yt channel i swear

[@tazman5344]

Good shit mate

[@sepic13]

This bloke is gold

[@ididntknowwhattowriteforth2240]

Congrats on trending!

[@isaacjuhel9828]

Just signed up to the garncomedy patreon. Keep em coming Murph. Eshay out

[@maxgower5988]

bloody legend

[@gustavobro2484]

Bahahahaha.................. you legend😂. Yeah ya know when a real estate agent lies, their lips move.

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

Can’t wait for this to blow up

[@asams7255]

Man your channel has exploded over the past few weeks. I remember you being at 5k

[@kalemitchell68]

Definitely the next best thing!💯

[@Cynane27]

Keep up the quality mate

[@tanar8668]

love these been here for 2 months haha

[@belleward5563]

Keep up the amazing content brother

[@toddnewman4530]

this is a documentary isnt it??? love it mate,

[@joeblow6202]

Hahaha knew it would be full of chewy.

[@Blakpontus]

Loved the vid funny like always

[@howtofixyourtech9945]

New favourite video Murph!

[@harryshaw8558]

Hahah I always love seeing your videos

[@abu_frfr]

Too good

[@Alex-os4pn]

Deadset one of the funniest aussie content creators

[@Thomas_Smaling]

Love your videos! Just found your channel! keep it up, but dont go broke lol.

[@MrMate8869]

Legend mate

[@BulletProofCat]

Seen them all, he will BLOW tf UP soon

[@harryk8434]

Damn i remember u had like 500 subs man CONGRATS

[@steves5527]

You had me passing myself in the 1st 30sec