Every 'Journalist' Ever... | Garn.

[@lukehrabar8540]

THis guy is the most underrated KZbinr ever

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@SamSalty]

Absotively

[@lachiet5909]

Glad to have been here since 5k subs

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Same, he’s a legend

[@tyron7921]

And out pops a journalism degree All I get out of my coco pops is shitty digestive system and type 2 Diabetes

[@gohjohan]

Better that the cereal pops out the journalism degree than a cert 3 in plumbing and a driving license. With such skill in driving, Garn will be featured in Dash Cams of Australia's channel before we know it.

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@spagetpotassium7776]

Indeed

[@OHaraekul]

In line with journalism and 'which fruit are you quizzes' comes murph's next escapade; 'Every BuzzFeed employee ever'

[@arroeducarlion4990]

@laskin riubn keeps the flies away by the movement of your head in a similar way to the swishing of a horses tail keeping them off its a**

[@psivewri]

I love how the arm rests on his chair are just as munted as mine ahaha

[@VirtualR]

Had the same chair from officeworks, it ended up in the same condition too after a year lol

[@PHAZER99]

It happens because the oils on your skin eventually break down the fabric just wipe it down once in a while

[@Neojhun]

Ahh you got tricked into buying a Gaming Chair?

[@prithvisukka9271]

@Not Convinced u

[@MrBibi86]

@Not Convinced *mums!

[@zacowaco6711]

Better work then the actual journalist today

[@bunkdevelopers4965]

lol

[@Screany]

Worked harder than them too.

[@spateri728]

There are good journos out there. Depends what you watch.

[@joshstanton267]

Also like to note that he was honest at least once, which is considered far above and beyond for a journalist these days 👍

[@Prodawg]

@@spateri728 Veritas

[@Thompson8200]

FriendlyJordies would enjoy this

[@woolly337]

would be a bloody quality collab between these 2

[@cluckendip]

Fuck yeah. Jordies, Garn and Spanian. The holy trinity.

[@TS-pi3um]

Old mate Merve in an Aussie courts after being caught selling darts to kids

[@marcusireland5696]

you said what i was thinking lol

[@StickmanA]

Let's keep the funny youtubers to ourselves

[@coalitionofrob436]

This isn’t funny, it’s actually the current state of the world.

[@ilj5000]

Krusty the clown was here

[@brocksinclair66]

all left swung shit know

[@dragosprice6623]

I’d laugh if it wasn’t true

[@thestuff4321]

It's also funny

[@gabepee3533]

Sometimes it’s funny cause it’s true

[@Emmo76]

Only thing that comes out of my coco pops is cocoa covered rice bubbles. Wouldn't be surprised if Garn's pulling his scam packaging cereal

[@pavy.]

Murph got nearly as many professions as Johnny Sins

[@Raydiante]

"Teenager in Yellow Glasses Refuses to Apologise" I thought I was the only one that remembered the house party that Corey Worthington had

[@doingadlay]

Everyone remembers Corey

[@nathr7375]

Honestly who gives a fuck and how was that news? It was just a teenager being a stupid teenager, they actually made him famous in a 30 seconds of fame kind of way by running it.

[@james6614]

YEEEEAH COREY THE MAD LAD

[@james6614]

Sorry he's a ninja warrior now

[@Raydiante]

@@james6614 oh no way, is he on the latest season?

[@thatwasveryrude]

As an ex journo student at UQ I can 100% relate, did it for 2 years barely went to uni, never studied a thing, literally half the degree was blog posts that could be done on my phone while out and about

[@lyndsay80]

I got a journalism degree from UQ 20 years ago, there was actual work involved back then. SO not surprised to hear it's gone to shit now though 😂

[@gosonegr]

I thought that shit only happened in my country, in 4 years I barely even knew anyone, went just for the exams, got the degree and that was about it, I'm not even sure about what I did study

[@beary324]

Basically A Current Affair in a nutshell.

[@patricklauer4452]

Yes lmao

[@burnt2951]

Mans still has the steel caps on

[@ohforreal]

You never know when journos might attack

[@angusmcpheee8028]

you need to do a meet up with friendly jordies you two would either love or hate each other

[@paydirt347]

Do a segment on politicians and their property developer mates.

[@GubanaNatureRefuge]

This

[@gamingwithnicko1942]

Wanna become a journalist? get a 60 atar

[@speedwaynutt]

Garn and Dankpods should do a Cross over at some point.

[@AusCosmo]

Yes

[@Hayden-hm7rh]

dear god yes

[@bigload6]

Love dankpods!

[@TedJM]

Dankpods and hugh jeffreys, chaos meets calm. Garn, isacc butterfield, friendly jordies and ozzy man reviews crossover is where its at

[@fanke__jake9967]

8 News logo is extremely uncomfortable

[@norbertmoses7134]

The "it ain't much but it's honest work" caught me off guard lol

[@joshuaculleton5230]

Les just take a minute to appreciate that this man is in our lives. Love you garno

[@matthewnichols4671]

no

[@JABSshorts]

Love the notes at 1:24

[@leehamz3885]

Good strategy. Never going to run out of people to play.

[@dougz201]

According to BuzzFeed I’ll be reincarnated as Elon Musk....

[@Callum-M.]

Fuckin BuzzFeed

[@cottawalla]

Along with millions of others.

[@joempoem478]

Musk korps of Krieg.

[@UnwovenSleeve]

Just received my get fucked shirt, love it.

[@aiko7458]

This guy makes lockdown so much better

[@skypixxaviergregory2835]

What's Lockdown?

[@aiko7458]

sadness

[@LawandOrderCyraxxVictimsUnit]

Yeah the boys

[@benjaminfranklin2064]

As a journalism graduate, who never got a job in journalism, I have to say this is spot on!

[@brodenrobins6701]

You aren’t Australian if you don’t have the Bathurst computer chair

[@angustimoney4904]

"teenager in yellow glasses refuses to apologise" 🤣💀

[@jordanwade517]

Yeah the boys

[@jamesfalzon9364]

Please collab with friendly jordies

[@alpharaptor7510]

Tonight on 8 news Australia Some Bogan Steals a AU Falcon

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Lmao

[@wagon6175]

5 dislikes goes to the qualified journalist

[@lukehrabar8540]

Are you the orange or the pair omg lmaooooooo I’m dying off laughter

[@loagzie38]

Literally, do "Current affairs" shows next

[@tegridyfarms6851]

*Real journalism is dead anyways. Its basically blogs filled with personal opinions now.*

[@sunshine8338]

Those boots... no matter where ya are. Ya got on on!

[@urphakeandgey6308]

When an Aussie says "journo," I can't tell if he's dissing them or just being Aussie.

[@yianndog9173]

(The daily mail)- wants to know your location…….

[@everythingcool101]

FAWK hahahaha outcomes my jounalism degree

[@dylanclissold774]

0:58 you forgot to change the 9 news profile picture. Heads up

[@OfficialTK]

That 1 strand of string hanging from your hat is an Australian icon

[@ohforreal]

I appreciate that

[@Kaustich]

Good shit boss

[@damienmeyer3880]

Wow less then a minute ago and so many comments dam mate you getting popular.

[@pennilessaassie558]

I'll apologise but I'm not taking my glasses off

[@crackers609]

That mullet with the sideburns is the dirtiest thing I’ve ever seen and the worst part is it looks great on you

[@ohforreal]

You're goddamn right

[@UTEX]

There’s only ads at the start and end for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@blackdatto]

Murph I can’t help but think we need to buy your new chair and a new hat. Best we take up a collection at the pub or raffle off a meat tray for you.

[@coxans3974]

Ah yes 8 news my nan loves that right after homed and far away

[@IsaacWale2004]

How come this guy just sometimes forgets to upload...?

[@GarnComedy]

uni - just posted a vid now

[@bentelfer2933]

Had me dying in under 5 seconds, solid video

[@hairyscary8511]

If you had brought a box of Fruit Loops you get a Murdoch Cert10 in bull sh*t personally signed LMFAO but true..

[@MrDOHC1JZ]

Hits home so bad. So many boomer relatives who just sit on FB smashing out comments while perusing the Bulletin daily too.

[@TimChuma]

Used to be 4000 people who would sit a test in Melbourne to get into the RMIT Journalism course per year. These days you would just get a youtube channel

[@brissiebeaver4382]

Feeding the algorithm

[@davidhart5344]

I would almost turn my youtube adBlocker off for this guy

[@pat3316]

8 farken news 😂

[@petermiddo]

They did a follow up on the Succulent Chinese Meal guy on the telly the other day! Fucking funny.

[@TheKnobCalledTone.]

Thanks for Making Australia Less Shit, boys. John Cadogan would be proud.

[@monkeybomb1232]

Weird. This is normaly satire.

[@TBG.61]

I love these impersonation vids! Keep it up

[@Rexy1021]

I love 8 news.

[@baileychisholm3255]

Hahahaha my mate is one of the comments

[@ZingOnMate]

Buzzfeed

[@Wilburworm07]

Recommended for some reason, glad it was. Brilliant

[@Missespelt]

Literally just said in my head I haven’t seen you upload for awhile I might go look and bang 21 hours ago

[@Natatattatification]

Ah, 8 News. Filling the gap between 7 and 9

[@Loganrusty]

iPhone 13 in Townsville shhhhhhhhsh

[@tjmcbride88]

nothing really to comment but liked and commenting because blah blah algorithm reasons and your shit is always solid

[@frostybeverage4778]

Summing up aussie journalists

[@SnareGG]

nice cory worthington reference

[@RobUnplanned_]

Ironically sky news is just the same, may as well get more money on subscription TV than free to air lol

[@giffenjapeg9255]

anyone else see Jan 26 circled? Straya day, as most of us alive today-know it.

[@mraaronstewart1556]

Best Aussie KZbinr Edit: literally have that table at thend from officeworks

[@samryan3299]

F. That's actually gold in its sad truth 😂

[@remypages7301]

Great vid Garn 🤙

[@TheToneBender]

I hate that this made me wonder what fruit I am ...

[@kiwiingenuity6666]

8 news, genuis

[@beneduckcrumplesnatch8712]

Have my children

[@mbros84]

Yes. Perfection 👌

[@MazeMaker4Life]

8 news 😂

[@Sam-hk2ow]

Lovely. I came out of a cornflakes box

[@yodabigbro3126]

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

[@LHyoutube]

2:40 - Fucking lost it at "...find out now...today...now" 😂

[@ausgaze]

haha fucking gold

[@tonidunn3149]

Hi 👋. Well done 👍. Call our corperate media 💥

[@skitznitbrah473]

Yooo my name was first on the verbal shout-out, chur my bro

[@Sgarnoncunce]

KFC supercoach + where do I sign?

[@UserManson]

Whyyyyyy have I not seen your channel pop up before?!??!

[@kimbor6]

This is going to be a beauty!

[@troybailey9524]

Got the praise scomo part right, shoulda had a write something bad about Albo part or Dan Andrews

[@juliettaylor8953]

Having a journalism degree was a little bit harder back in the day to get, but I do agree that these days, with the advent of the internet and 'free speech' and 'public opinion' about any and all shit, you don't even need a journalism degree to write crap. I believe you nailed it on point, with "reality" T.V.

[@juliettaylor8953]

@Kristian Mijic No, I am not and if you actually read my comment properly, you would know I do not. And while we're at it, get off this fucking "you will love North Korea" bandwagon shit, will you and try and think of something original to say?

[@DCGMatthew1]

Sounds about right, probably better.

[@bishfish1514]

8 news that rings a bell in my head like I’ve heard it somewhere

[@_PEPPER__]

Proper funny.

[@hamishmcwhinney2802]

Up the coco pops

[@janncorpuz9370]

Thanks for removing the sub title

[@soneelita]

Can you do a video with Fairbarn ?

[@danielyzisman]

Crazy how many views there are after 9 minuets hey