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Bunnings Snag Addict Every Bunnings Worker Ever
every self respecting australian will tell you, the only place to be on a saturday is posted up outside a bunnings, with a fresh snag in one hand, and a cold can of coke in the other - screw the american dream, this right here is the australian dream.
Every Bunnings Worker Ever... | Garn.
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@bradscads9150]

All the Bunnings look like theyre at the exact fucking same location

[@folcid4354]

True

[@jadendrysdale8864]

Omg so true

[@BakaTaco]

"It's the one in North Geelong, right?" "Nah, it's gotta be the one in Townsville." "I recognise that Bunnings, it's in Armadale."

[@jadendrysdale8864]

@@BakaTaco THEY ALL LOOK THE EXACT SAME

[@GarnComedy]

this vid is actually 3 different bunnings haha

[@rowanohara6384]

I actually work at Bunnings and I can tell you they did more work making this video than I have in my entire career

[@djcmorri5610]

careeeeeer excelent !!

[@bayleewallis5031]

Ayeeee Rowan no fucking way!! We both know trollies are lowkey the go, just walk around the car park a few times before your next break

[@hepburn118]

I dunno, looks like all of you expend a lot of energy running away from potential questions.

[@hepburn118]

@@rowanohara6384 Lucky you dont work at the Noarlunga branch, you'd be the busiest employee bar none.

[@daveowen378]

Must work in lifestyles. 😂

[@jaredpope7305]

I swear every time I go Bunnings, it’s like playing hide and seek with the workers.

[@thestuff4321]

@@samirfakoua I see the fuckers *everywhere* . They're always walking the opposite direction though

[@ratboygirl]

and the ones we do find are newbies and dunno wtf they're doing LOLLL

[@jaredpope7305]

@@ratboygirl that’s because they have yet to learn the art of hiding just yet I suppose 😂😂😂

[@The_Scouts_Code]

You mean it’s like “hide and seek with the team members”? We’re not really workers, after all.

[@debloui]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true!

[@Nadhriq00]

Australia has the most amazing culture. Talk shit about local stores, friendly cursings, everyone has a laugh, no one's offended, everyone still goes to the stores.

[@xbrandon2252]

Fuck yeah we're all so Laidback and chill. Some snowflakes are wondering around tho

[@TheSingingBUn]

@@xbrandon2252 Melbourne

[@cosmicnights]

Loads of Australians are getting offended these days.

[@dirtylaundry9961]

@@TheSingingBUn hold on, is americanisation limited to melbourne? might need to move city lol

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

@@cosmicnights Bruh you're just meeting the wrong people

[@YerMate]

man those greeters are legit champions sometimes, I went in and asked the exact same thing "do you guys sell like small sections of hose?" and the bloke turned around and said "aw yeah mate, what're you doing, making a beer bottle billy or something? hahah yeah just in aisle -"

[@thirteenbelow7047]

can confirm

[@KingMephisto9514]

100% thata the joke in the video. Why else would you need hose and a gatorade

[@hondaman62]

@@KingMephisto9514 woosh

[@amandagardner565]

shit it's been 18 years since i stopped smoking weed, i completely missed the blatantly obvious tokker joke

[@YerMate]

@@KingMephisto9514 no shit dude, I'm not making a joke, I'm commenting on the accuracy of the joke by bringing up a real life experience that happened to me in an actual Bunnings. The fuck are you on about?

[@AngryTurds]

I love the flies hovering around the sauce bottles at the snag shop. And the fights in the Domain carpark.

[@hamgil]

Domain was also a shitshow to park as well, saturdays were mayhem

[@anonymoususer19]

@@hamgil domain is always a sht show

[@charliebetcher]

@@hamgil domain carpark is shit purely because for some reason people just seem to lose all their brain cells once they’re in there

[@AngryTurds]

The snag excitement takes over?🤔

[@ryewilliams1232]

I go to north shore bunnings

[@ahmedarjah3091]

Bunnings snags, the one thing keeping Australia from collapsing.

[@gregorymerry5408]

Bunnings snags make up half of our economy

[@KathleenJ]

Too right mate.

[@peterryan438]

Wouldn't feed that crap to mangy dog

[@Quickstepz-OG]

Fucking beef crap. Can't even have a BBQ down the other end of Pork! I go to the green shed a lot. Mine even has a lift its huge. And I think of seen a Muslim buy a sausage sizzle once.

[@Conics22]

I purchase everything on card. But I do always carry change when I go to bunnings. It honestly makes shopping at bunnings a much nicer experience.

[@Beaut_Beau]

"Bunnings Worker" is an oxymoron.

[@peterryan438]

They only employ simpletons, but the work is for simpletons

[@daveowen378]

Damn, I just got called a simpleton by some random internet guy. Rip me.

[@Frankminimia]

@@daveowen378 probably just some boomer who doesnt like that cheap soil killed his plants

[@jinchey]

@@peterryan438 What do you do for a living Peter?

[@jcramond73]

So is a politician who works.

[@VLXVNDR]

Only thing that’s not completely accurate - Buying Gatorade and some garden hose, we know this isn’t true as you always steal your neighbour’s garden hose.

[@kiwiingenuity6666]

Always from the same hose from the same neighbour aswell until you've depleted their hose

[@heisenberg1076]

Mums shitty with me cause the garden hose doesn’t reach the garden anymore

[@VLXVNDR]

@@fifiandmax THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!! I’m sorry. I couldn’t help myself. I’ll go sit in the corner and think about my life choices. 😔

[@PkTimeBro]

Can agree, I've seen my hose chopped multiple times.

[@JoshApocalyptical]

mad respect for the local kids who put the end back on.

[@jc_da_killa7132]

No wonder the world doesn’t think we exist. One of our delicacies is a cheap woolies snag on the cheapest white bread that you get outside a hardware store😂😂.

[@novosib9017]

thats only the tip of the iceberg when referring to Australia's lack of excitement and culture.

[@thelelanatorlol3978]

@@novosib9017 Australia is one of the countries least lacking in excitement and culture lmao what drugs are you on?

[@novosib9017]

@@thelelanatorlol3978 i have lived here for 20 years. And also originally born in Europe. Australia (especially) Brisbane has the excitement level of a retirement village. Congratulations, you ALSO live in this nanny state.

[@hudsonquay]

@@novosib9017 that accusation gets thrown at NZ too but since I moved here I’ve hunted, motorcrossed, spear fished, surfed, skied, parachuted and generally had a way more exciting life than I did in UK which mainly consisted of getting shit faced at the weekends. Europe is great and full of history and exciting cities but everywhere has its pros and cons. There are no boring places only boring people.

[@novosib9017]

@KZbinr compared to many places in the world and many foreigners that ive spoken too - Australia is just not so cracked up to be. Its a nice place for cashed up boomers though.

[@crocodile2006]

The best bit about working at Bunnings is you get to ignore everyone and pretend like you aren't even there

[@haydencooper_]

Except you are there, which is probably the worst bit. I wonder if they'll ever invest in air con.

[@HughRussell06]

You guys should do every Harvey Norman worker ever or every JB HI FI worker ever

[@lemonlamp]

fr, jb ripping you off on some shitty dell and harvy going on about how some couch is 32% real leather

[@HughRussell06]

@@lemonlamp lol, it’s kinda ironic since I’m interested in applying for a job as a cashier at my local HN store

[@lemonlamp]

@@HughRussell06 a good sales pitch will get you far lmao

[@nobuzzlitebeer7258]

I got " no interest" in a Harvey Norman upload.

[@TheKnobCalledTone.]

That's asking a bit much of Murph. Can't see him getting all those piercings just to be every JB employee ever for 3 minutes.

[@shadowessence4782]

As a bunnings worker This whole video is accurate Including the part of “Hey do you sell garden hoses” I have been asked that question so many times

[@dexa6623]

What happens if you say nah? Do they just leave??

[@shadowessence4782]

@@dexa6623 no, they will probably ask someone else

[@mickw5704]

Who calls the big shots at Bunnings, do Australians? As a worker do you know?

[@JBHIFI-fo4lb]

Going up to a worker like “would this work for a cone piece mate?”

[@classydays43]

"aw yeah, look, from personal experience you wanna try this stuff here. Good quality, longer lasting material and you don't get that weird flavour if the cone gets a little bit hot, you know? I guess you could go with the classic, but this here is tailored to suit your needs."

[@q3st1on19]

I am waiting for the day Bunnings start selling brass conepieces in the plumbing section. Even better if they make em fit a standard hose

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GarnComedy]

if u click subscribe i'll appear at ur local bunnings true god edit: its not ur local bunnings unless you live in townsville

[@HughRussell06]

Already subbed

[@jadendrysdale8864]

But I hate snags

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

But if I click that, it will unsubscribe.

[@gazzza2408]

That is me local Bunnings

[@jukesy.7812]

Already subbed and where is that bunnys mate?

[@gloriousleader406]

I swear every Bunnings looks the same inside and out

[@lucaschan9079]

Bunnings DC worker here. That's not a coincidence they have an approved layout for stores that is strictly adhered to

[@davidwest4687]

I wonder why.

[@djcat64]

There are variations The newer Bunnings with the carpark downstairs have a slightly different layout to the older ones that are on one level. Like it's the same but inverted/mirror mode. Although yeah, why miss with a winning formula, it's clearly working.

[@samisthebest6138]

It’s a good evening when Garn uploads

[@Cosmo999x]

Yes it is

[@q5seasons]

I could say the same thing but he only uploads 7 min vids and posts 1 a week

[@samisthebest6138]

@@q5seasons that’s what makes it good. His vids won’t have the same anticipation and hype if he uploads frequently. Plus he has a life he needs to also keep track of. I think....

[@jaiganticpooey3012]

@@q5seasons Better than the bloke overdoing it

[@KathleenJ]

Sure is mate!

[@xXAuzzieKidXx]

As a Bunnings worker, who’s literally sitting here in my Bunnings clothes, this makes me happy ❤️

[@man.i.literally.failed6772]

you should be embarrased and ashamed

[@tortoisequeef3151]

@@man.i.literally.failed6772 you should be embarrassed and ashamed

[@main8824]

@@man.i.literally.failed6772 you should be embarrassed and ashamed

[@nova-in9oh]

@@man.i.literally.failed6772 you should be embarrassed and ashamed

[@man.i.literally.failed6772]

@@nova-in9oh id be even more embarrassed and ashamed with that icon picture of yours

[@brogers_]

This is gold, truly funny how actual professional tradies go ask kids working there for 2 years about their tools they need for specific jobs LOL I didnt even think of that.

[@imperialspy3457]

100%, You either get a "no idea mate" or someone bullshiting.

[@nostalgiavirgin9960]

I worked there for 6 months and this is so accurate, I had no clue wtf I was doing I’d hide in the timber yard

[@BeastBlack270]

1:03 Door greeter is about $31 an hour (casual rate) for anyone wondering what they get for converting oxygen to carbon dioxide 🤣

[@samirfakoua]

Honestly should not get a cent less than that... door greeter is the most boring job on earth. If I’m on that door for more than 2 hours straight ima quit my job ngl

[@saint5852]

@@samirfakoua it is

[@lilian9845]

Oh but now they get to count as people come in and leave.

[@StanHanrahan]

Instant subscribe! This is gold 🤣🤣

[@troybailey9524]

Very funny satire. Garn left out the people with the dogs in their trolleys. Hilarious potential!

[@lukewiles1]

This video beats every other I've seen today by 10%

[@user-uo7rv6yr7x]

“$20 Kmart steel caps” proceeds to put on $200 boots.

[@bobo314.]

No ones talking about that gado bong skit. Had a solid giggle

[@ld5382]

Fucken loved it, from a Bunnings worker. Though I never get where the “approached for unsolicited advice” stereotype comes from? Because for me a good day is when I barely get approached and get left alone to do my job.

[@shadowessence4782]

Truth I know the feeling

[@Siberius-]

I can confirm that. When I need help in a Bunnings (like a product that isn't actually IN an aisle), employees are nowhere to be found, and they're often quickly walking as they do stuff, so it's hard to get them. The place is huge and there seemingly aren't many employees around. So you ask a person at a counter and they go on the loud speaker, and you wait, and you wait. The loudspeaker person just asks for anyone, so I imagine every employee is like "surely someone else has got that one covered". Sometimes you get someone who can really help out though.

[@Footrotflats251]

Usually the only helpful person is a 60 year old bloke that will also chew your ear off for half an hour (boss knew that would happen and laughed when I got back) but that could be a mitre10 mega thing though (basically a bigger mitre10)

[@whenwasthat]

@@Footrotflats251 i know a guy with downs syndrome that "works" at mitre 10. The way you talk makes me think of him.

[@TheA1carpetman]

True that

[@justsomewizard4453]

Father Murph has blessed us with more content

[@mres1889]

Garn picking up where superwog left off. You ripper mate

[@Meanie010]

The truth of it is that Wesfarmers invented teleportation in 2006 and have been saving money on staff and pallet racking ever since, by just building empty bunningses every couple kilometers, and surreptitiously teleporting customers into and out of the one motherbunnings. That's why they all look the same.

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Hahahahaha this is fantastic!!

[@connordarvall8482]

Weirdly enough, that was my concept for a Bunnings mod for Minecraft.

[@friesontheside_]

I see you've spent quite a while thinking about this.

[@henrylake3]

Believe it or not, pre-covid, there were Bunnings in QLD that had snags EVERY DAY

[@briansinker286]

A story you will one day tell your grandchildren.

[@thirteenbelow7047]

EVERYDAYYY ????

[@themindboggler8055]

@@thirteenbelow7047 yup

[@rotor7135]

Every day? none of the ones near me had them every day

[@henrylake3]

@@rotor7135 keperra

[@IsaacWale2004]

I didn't even know what Bunnings was but I still found this funny.

[@skippyhd3180]

Which part outside Australia are you from

[@IsaacWale2004]

@@skippyhd3180 England. Hence why I didn't know what that was...

[@samirfakoua]

@@IsaacWale2004 Bunnings did go into the uk at one point, but it failed miserably lmao it’s hard to come into a new country when ppl are a custom to the traditional hardware stores that have been there since forever.

[@IsaacWale2004]

@@samirfakoua Okay :)

[@ianapolis]

A few more subs until you hit your first milestone of 100.K subs, be sure when you hit that goal to request your silver play button, you have to request it to receive it, Hats off to ya cob.

[@samoa-rose8353]

i think i know that bunnings

[@Godocker]

As a Bunnings employee he could have gone far more hard on us, like the Chaser skit. I think he might have been concerned about legal action from the big shed given that he wore the uniform 😂

[@adow77]

Ir would be very unAustralian for Bunnings to get all tender about a bit of fun.

[@leishayoung4124]

Every time my husband and I go to Bunnings he always says "I wonder if we can find someone to help us?". I always say "why? You've got 34 f****g options, just pick one and be done with it, we don't need help!".

[@ShadowFrosty101]

It’s funny because I actually volunteered at Bunnings at one point I laughed at the part where it said showing the tradies around thinking you know where crap is but you don’t because it’s so damn true

[@tristanbackup2536]

Or when one says what tool you need. Like mate. Have you made even something from High school at least? Not even a little experience with wood work? Nope, point me to this tool from your website, don't recommend me something I know that won't work & talking jargon etc. 😆😂🤣

[@strawberrypickles659]

Having to go into Bunnings with your dad who seems to love it and knows what shit is is a nightmare

[@S_G_B]

Every local Bunnings is the exact same

[@Beaut_Beau]

Well back in MY day it wasn't Gatorade, it was an Orchy juice bottle... still needed a bit off the neighbour's garden hose though. Some things never change.

[@james.anderson-pole]

Thank you mate for the excellent captions!

[@Thalanir7]

Only true Australians have the app which tells you the locations of sausage sizzles on Election Day and which Bunnings are selling snags on which day.

[@ComfyChaos]

No idea how I randomly found these videos, I’m American but holy hell, I fucking love them! Super funny and I’m learning so much about Aussie culture. 😂❤

[@gunp02]

Literally one of the funniest Aussies on KZbin!!!!! And always spot on 👌

[@tristanbackup2536]

1:04. BAHAHAHAHAA! RIGHT ON! Gets annoying as a cabinetmaker when they think they know what tool or drill bits I need when I know exactly what I need. 😅😆😂🤣

[@jasper8928]

Something about those bunnings snags males them taste better than any other snag I've eaten

[@dark.fury04]

“Lowest prices are just the beginning, that’s our policy” I feel like those fallas the typa ppl to jus charge $15.49 and your holiday pay for one screw

[@geffro1754]

You forgot to do the one guy that walks around in the tradie/bulk pick up area and sees you loading your Ute, walks away and comes back later and asks if you want a hand after you've finished.

[@mr.v8156]

I want Fairbarn, OzzyManReviews & Garn all to colab. Thoughts, would be the most Aussie video ever

[@ziji6261]

"A 128 piece screw driver set that'll turn into a 1 piece screw driver set within a week" I feel like every person on earth experiences that

[@TheAngriestAutist]

I'm convinced the US Midwest and Australia are the same place.

[@clebmedia]

We need more legends like this to tell us where to find useless crap

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Going to bunnos on company time is probably the greatest gift you can get

[@crackers609]

Mate, sitting on the milk crate is a really nice touch…..

[@davegoldspink5354]

😂🤣😂 Sounds about right. Well sometimes anyway. Totally love my Bunnings road trips I own shares in Bunnings with all the stuff I’ve bought over the years.

[@roadie3124]

I own shares in the sheds 😁

[@davegoldspink5354]

@@roadie3124 yeah I do as well.

[@Spacegoat92]

As a former Bunnings worker this is hilarious. I'm just surprised some over zealous butt kisser didn't come out holding the managers hand and tell you to hand in the uniform and leave the premises...

[@BorisVidaAFL]

Wytfark is he FLIPPPING sausages!? F L I P P I N G !

[@SANDYFRECKLE]

Every Bunnings, Me: “hey mate where’s the bags of concrete?” Bunnings: “what’s it for mate?” Me: “ dude, just tell me where they are”

[@harrygraham8114]

aisle 49 or the timber yard at my store

[@gusdrivinginaustralia6168]

The concrete aisle.

[@daveowen378]

Often asked by someone standing right front of the concrete racking.

[@valixrae]

Problem is people call the most random shit concrete.

[@thestuff4321]

They tell you to that shit for add on sales

[@wickednature2062]

"that looks like my local Bunnings" Said every aussie

[@BaMenace]

Worst thing to do is rock up to a Bunnings in a red shirt and shorts with work boots to do your shopping..... you end up having people ask you for help...

[@gusdrivinginaustralia6168]

People ask me and I haven't worked for bunnings for 15 years, never wear red.

[@Footrotflats251]

I just say yeah mate, half way down aisle 12 just send them down some random asile, it’s easier and funnier than saying I don’t work here

[@BaMenace]

@@Footrotflats251 half the time I actually know which aisle shit is in .. So might as well help out the old grannies since I live and breathe Bunnings snags...

[@Footrotflats251]

@@BaMenace elders are a bit different, if its someone thats young then ill send them on a goose chase

[@hykeaa6401]

@@Footrotflats251 I lead them to the most random shit 😂

[@triscurtis]

Every person watching this thinks this is shot at their local.

[@GarnComedy]

super confident and smug about it too haha

[@jimmydgaf8291]

I liked the bit where he made a joke about Bunnings

[@_KungFuChicken_]

Great video as always!

[@bazka9915]

Bloody hell I'm glad I found this channel as early as I did, love seeing his stuff before he blows up

[@gavinellis8472]

I just love these videos from Garn

[@Cosmo999x]

always love a Garn upload very poggers

[@rohansharma1342]

1:15 had me rolling on the floor with laughter 🤪😝😆🤣😂

[@coconut_gamer4735]

I relate to this being the Aussie dream

[@traecurti]

i work at bunnings too always giving customers 110% of my efforts to help them go home happy

[@dguzz9690]

mate that was my local bunnings blody great too see some more townsville film making

[@Moistyfull]

no gatorade beugul goes unturned in the garn life

[@shellrockguy9761]

About time we have an Aussie who doesn’t use fake slang. Like who actually says fair dinkum or crikey

[@clonecommanderbly7408]

Alot of people say fair dinkum, don't know about crikey tho, that's more of a steve irwin thing

[@candicepohlner3712]

Love these videos. I'm aussie, grew up in Malaysia and dubai, back in aussie land and now in the UK since September 2018 and this has lightened my spirit!! Thank you!! Try being an aussie here with some serious reserved stuck up stuffy hmms and you're me who's aussie and international. Made me smile. Thanks!

[@candicepohlner3712]

Hahaha now I've the jingle in my head of 'Bunnings Warehouse'

[@djm7494]

I had the most mental dream the other night, you were helping a pet shop with their aquarium and put some Siamese fighters into a red beer pong cup for me 🤣🤣🤣 🐟 You really are the ultimate Can Do Man bud! Danielle

[@ladymecha8718]

This really should be a commercial for them.

[@Rainbowgrrl]

As an ex bunnings employee, can confirm this is 98% true!!

[@norafinley5216]

Hello there Jakki 😘

[@jonathanmurti8746]

Her: "Take me to one of those places where they cook in front of you" Me:

[@Mud_Kip]

im a bunnings employee and i can confirm every word he says is true

[@sophiejamal4354]

Don't forget all the birds flyin round left right and centre whilst your trying to shop inside

[@campbellfraser1038]

Mint as always

[@Cranberry415]

When you're looking for something they always send you to the completely wrong aisle and direct you to like 30 other people, but then there's Steve, the guy who's worked there for 35 years and knows exactly where everything is.

[@pioneerjatt93]

If you are good at avoiding customers and never willing to help anyone you are hired.

[@digitalmonmon]

Burnt sausage on stale white bread? That's the shit I live for.

[@paolocardinali3951]

..."approaching tradies"... More like "try to hide from customers"

[@genxmum5569]

My friend's husband has a red polo shirt. Luckily he knows Bunnings so well that when customers ask him where things are, he can tell them.

[@bruceyork5260]

That’s happened to me multiple times 😁.

[@tmcoady]

LESSGOOOO WAS AT BUNNINGS EARLIER TODAY

[@MrNetAble]

Over 600K views so far. All bunnings workers keep watching. )))

[@Blakpontus]

I luv Ur content

[@recurve__6403]

Dude buying the garden hoses is making sure he wont develop a thirst by also buying a Gatorade bottle as well.

[@Beaut_Beau]

10/10 would eat Murph's bunnings snag

[@morrisjvan]

Bunnings worker: ''can i help you sir?'' Me ''unlikely''

[@heisenberg1076]

Garden hose and gatorade only true aussies will get this

[@itsRYZ33-]

🔥🔥🔥

[@q3st1on19]

Gatorbueg ftw

[@unknowninformant6730]

💨 💨

[@clonecommanderbly7408]

Nah it's tomato sauce instead

[@JS50108]

loved your video, man. keep it up!

[@krump743]

Lol must be an east coast thing, cause over here in WA we get actual hotdog buns with our snags. Missed a joke oppurtunity bout trying to find a worker in bunnings when you need to find one. They disappear faster than osama did down a cave in Afghanistan.

[@clonecommanderbly7408]

You're better off not finding one anyways, none of them actually know anything lol

[@CherryTh0rne]

Bruh I would say I have been to that Bunnings ….. but I have no idea where u are because they all literally look the same it’s amazing

[@abdulrahmanreciteation]

Australia simulator

[@abdulrahmanreciteation]

@abbsnn cose huh? Didn’t get what you said

[@Stargateuntangled]

This stuff is gold! HAHA

[@JohnixelGaming]

As a Bunnings Team Member, this was 100% the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

[@remuvs]

If there aren't burnt sausages being sold at a Bunnings, it's never worth going in.

[@Mr.Flipped]

F in the chat for covid lockdown Townsville.

[@souls.of.sunshine]

me, a bunnings worker watching this on my day off: so true