Every Dan Murphy's Worker Ever... | Garn.

[@TBG.61]

I am starting to think you Garn has worked at all of these places allowing him to play the character so well

[@antonioponce2570]

him

[@FLAVOURBMX]

him

[@zaktrizzle76]

him

[@conorb7208]

him

[@yaochuangoh1242]

mih

[@killadrone2817]

You know you’re an alcoholic when the staff at Dan Murphy’s know your name 😂

[@lancerd4934]

I've seen an 8 year 3 times in one shift, each time dragged in by a different family member, on a school day. Shit's fucked.

[@krisnick92]

Mate the bouncer knows me, live just up the road from one and generally jump the fence. He always knows its me though

[@davidcarp1034]

@@lancerd4934 he's the designated driver LOL

[@milesmccollough5507]

@@davidcarp1034 fuck me running this had me laughing

[@SilentHotdog28]

I went to a Dan Murphy's and a worker called out my name, I thought "how would anyone know my name? It's not like I come here all the time, maybe once a year" it was a customer from my work haha.

[@TBG.61]

‘Alcoholism is perfectly execptable if you wearing high vis’

[@somerandombloke7869]

What a unit I bet you never did a hard day of work in your life

[@notathome13]

Yep with cronies letting out the bug in nsw and vic any substance which kills the bug works for me!

[@loopy7057]

Expectable? Really?

[@vemon117]

@@loopy7057 lol ikr

[@foxbody_ssp9768]

Acceptable*

[@kolbyf3352]

"Inspect element" the tell tale sign of someone who went to an Aussie public school

[@Rainbowgrrl]

Apparently this was something I missed out at the Aussie public schools I went to. Musta wagged that day 🤷‍♀️

[@calebrebner]

“ That’s F#$king water, someone’s been doing my scam” 😂😂

[@hsimah5921]

worked at a thirsty camel in a rural community. this one bloke came in on his motorbike every morning for a bottle of JD's. Dunno how his hearts goin but hey like murph said, I wasnt paid enough to care.

[@raftash5279]

Clone his liver.

[@sixstringedthing]

Old mate probably just rips the bongs, the JD is for his missus.

[@jonathanlane6130]

You'll see morbidly obese guys bringing their rascal scooters into the drive-thru here in the states.

[@MrCokewithice]

Takes a lot of effort to get through a whole bottle each day 🤣

[@rhydermcdonald8155]

i swear every shop in Australia they have to wear an apron

[@jc2076]

No you're not wrong but I seriously do wonder why you need to wear a apron to especially in a grog shop

[@krump743]

Nothing strips ones self confidence and lets ya know you havnt made it in life and wont make it, more than working retail while wearing an apron 😂

[@nerazzurri-milano]

@@jc2076 saw a drunk man projectile vomit on a first choice liquor employee

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Had to wear a fucken apron working in Salvos

[@superchroma]

@@krump743 nah mate its the uniform of a professional

[@jessemanson5775]

I worked retail 16 years and the morning queues cracked me up. Especially daylight saving when they lined up an hour earlier.

[@rkaid7]

As soon as "inspect element" uttered out of his lips, i wondered if i had misjudged the man incorrectly as a Couriers Please driver with a lot of time on his hands

[@DMack6464]

Huh?

[@JS-tb9hu]

Couriers please is horrendous!

[@BarneyDesmond]

@@JS-tb9hu exactly the kind of job Murph would work!

[@tonyrandall3146]

@@JS-tb9hu I thought they merged with Aramex - they weren't too bad when I was in the industry but that was over 5 years now..

[@cameronbrinfield6893]

@@tonyrandall3146 Nah, Aramex bought out Fastways about a year ago. Couriers Please is it's own company. Fastways (Aramex) is way better here in Brisbane.

[@wades9327]

Murph's ability to obtain the uniform and infiltrate every major Australia retail and non-retail business has me convinced that he somehow controls Australian society. And I'm comfortable with that.

[@Slavicplayer251]

same here

[@edanrutherford6244]

I’ve been wondering how he’s getting these uniforms 🤣

[@alfubhai9027]

@Fitzহ জ

[@TheRguru1]

It's simple mate. Bribery.

[@putnamehereholdmadoodle]

He just custom.orders clothes U can get anything online. That is why he delayed. A few vids koz he was waiting on the mail. It's not hard really.

[@kevinomalley1090]

The vaguely paternal pride at "someone's been doing my scam!" is *chef's kiss*.

[@chxffey5818]

As a dan Murphy’s employee I can confirm this is all 100% accurate

[@remery71]

Was to can confirm

[@stephenbachman132]

What about the free sampling table

[@buknaked]

@@stephenbachman132 we are allowed to taste but we’ve gotta spit it out

[@buknaked]

@bruh I am, are you in Melbourne? I’m in the easty

[@buknaked]

@bruh a few people have done it in our store, just speak to your area and he can speak to our area then he can speak to the store manager. Then he’ll make you meet the team and if that all goes well then you in

[@Biscuit-Club]

Hahahahahhahaha 0:53 "Bring up the item on the website, lower the price with inspect element" hahahha this got me

[@arcaneminded]

I'll never forget the first time I walked into a Dan Murphys, it was about a week before Chrismas and I was just old enough to buy my old man a bottle of rum, I'll never forget walking in and seeing some guy rocking back and forward on the floor off his fucking face, then looking up at me and asking "can I help you with anything?".

[@MrGabe2211]

As someone who worked at Dan's for 3 years this is actually very accurate.

[@Vitro101]

Goon being sold for less than water is a blessing

[@iris657]

my uni student budget agrees

[@Theredd0022]

I work at a thirsty camel and can confirm everything, especially it being socially acceptable to be an alcoholic as long as you’re wearing high vis is 100% true.

[@liamhyland3939]

the parallels between Australian and Canadian culture are just stunning sometimes!

[@ThatAussiePingu]

Big Murph has done it again representing Australia in one of the most important jobs in this country.

[@rinoloveskenworth6575]

You’re a legend Murph this vid was so good cheers keep it up

[@sparkycartel]

Alcoholism is completely socially acceptable as long as your in hi-vis hahahahahahaha

[@restless6769]

0:16 the guy Murph stole goon from finally got his revenge

[@ScottyFJC]

Fuck yeah Murph !!!!! You're on point as always!!!!!!

[@coam3708]

its Brains....where is Mr Tracy

[@petercharalampopoulos7180]

We actually have alcohol sample tables here in Australia, in case any of you foreigners were wondering.

[@doordieace5high]

As an ex-drinker, I'm happy that it's only by you guys in Australia. I hope they never try that one in NJ. Lolololololol...

[@adeptronic]

I could use one of those when me and the wife go shopping. Trekking around Costco would be much more enjoyable with a couple of high proof free samples to go along with the nibbles they give you.

[@rizzofromIndo]

"Alcoholism is completely socially acceptable, as long as you're in hi-vis..." Quote of a legend there is. I CAN"T, MATE!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Soulwander818]

Must be exciting when Garn works a day in our jobs, ay? Lmaoo 😭👏🏼😂 It's a pleasurable trigger.

[@rileycall1888]

his videos always put a smile on my face. He is so funny

[@blackflagqwerty]

This is the best Doco about Oz I've ever seen!

[@basicallyhowto4108]

“For the low low price of your self respect” 😂😂 Good stuff!

[@awilywolf]

Lol, I'm triggered!

[@KISS_M3_XD]

"We'll get to the bottom of this one mate...." (becomes intoxicated)

[@JoshBaigent]

Garn thought he'd pull a sneaky by filming inside an independent instead of an actual Dan's

[@joshcook8586]

GARN HAS POSTED!

[@jakethompson4092]

murph is literally working at dan murphy's. a marriage made in heaven

[@WingsOfIcarus5674]

When KZbin recommends this to me and you're a local. Recognise that particular Dan Murphy's any day

[@fingerrs2581]

Nobody but nobody beats Dan!! Best sales pitch ever!!!!

[@travisjay8043]

Every Dan Murphy’s is identical, they are all the same place

[@Tony-112]

Like Bunnings.

[@MarkWilliams-md6ur]

Well mate, if they are ALL in the same place, there would only be one place to go, not some 400 places across Australia moron!!

[@IsaacWale2004]

Don't even know what a Dan Murphy is but this is still hillarious 😂

[@davo7512]

Fucin uncle dans mate

[@amandagardner565]

Dan Murphy's is an Australian chain of stores that sell liquor, spirits, wines and beers. generally cheaper than anywhere else, and they have a lot of brands that can't be bought anywhere else. i buy STROH and Austrian dark rum from them, it's 80% Alcohol (160 proof) one capful to a can of coke and it's lovely, 2 in an hour and your over the legal limit to drive, something to savour taste i small quantities because it'll kill ya if you drink too much.

[@andreagriffiths3512]

They even deliver! Actually if lockdown never ends I might put in an order.

[@amandagardner565]

@emswhat brand is that?

[@citybeatdisco19]

@Isaac It's like a supermarket but just alcohol (& a few soft drinks -lol) In Australia, bottle shops (off-licence) here are next to or attached to supermarkets, or 'stand alone' stores. Except for Aldi, liquor isles in supermarkets are completely separated with a separate checkout

[@DanUsesYT]

That scam is a classic!

[@willdaboy0687]

I love these videos and I swear every video I have to watch three times because I can’t get enough of the joy in one run

[@TRaIT0rZ]

The old read the names off the old spreadsheet on the phone technique :P love it.

[@christianmcbrearty]

I'm super happy you guys finally did this! I remember recommending it ages ago 🙌

[@DrCoomer_1]

It's time mate, do Coles/Woolworths and just make it a jarring tone shift into pure depression & existential dread

[@damienmicallef4663]

Dan Murphy's is giving away Free alcohol......If you can Outrun Security.👍

[@BraveCat9927]

Life has been draining as fuck but these videos are keeping me going. Not Netflix, not cable, shit like this is how I reclaim my bit of sanity and illusion of wellbeing. Godspeed.

[@zackzahnow8577]

Australia only country that is acceptable to be buying and drinking grog before 10am

[@NelsonMuntz1]

Nothing better than being first one in the pub at 10am 👍🏼🍻🥴

[@zackzahnow8577]

@@NelsonMuntz1 yeah aye

[@isaacbeeby2528]

Awesome to see a channel and video like this on the trending page.

[@Lupi33z]

"for the low low price of your self respect" lol erm, I'm just buying it for cooking mate 😏

[@jackbenfield3473]

Love the fact that Murph's idea of a sample is Bundy...which literally every Australian has had, knows what it tastes like, and doesn't actually need to sample 😂

[@chickenlittle5095]

How has it taken me so long to find your channel?! Legend

[@MMJJBB]

Hahah "modify with inspect " 😂🤣

[@Twitch_Moderator]

Man 'O Man!!! I miss the taste of alcohol. That beautiful burn at the back of the throat.

[@obamahadalama]

Murph on the name tag is such a nice touch

[@Alex-cf3oi]

this guy is criminally underrated

[@FLAVOURBMX]

garn on the trending list lessssssssss go you deserve it mate!

[@fisheatrepeat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the morning guys are the real weapons

[@TheMemeMachineMatt]

Hit the like button before I even watched it because I knew this'd be a banger.

[@cleopetra87]

Lmaooooo 2nd helpings!! 😂 😂 more like the whole bottle mate 🍾 😂 😂 👌 love it!

[@atmoboof]

Keep at it son. Well done!

[@VideoNinjaPlayz]

Garn is legendary!

[@wineforthepeople]

lined up outside a dans like an iphone launch has to be one of the great lines of australian culture

[@kathdavies1220]

You are talented as hell LMAO 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Aphony66]

Hahahaaa, Uncle Dans opposite the BP he ripped off with the smokes scam...LMFAO! Go Townsville you bewdy!

[@reinhardtvanstaden4821]

Absolute legend. Keep it coming Murph.

[@shanedcc4334]

Absolute gold!!!

[@A_p_h_X]

for the low price of your self respect xD Im dieing hhahahah

[@julsie3195]

"Let's get to the bottom of this" is an underrated line for sampling the vodka.

[@Th3Bishop3]

Never before has man been capable of capturing life in such quality and realisim.

[@decaym2269]

LETS GO, GARN UPLOADED

[@BreezaShynes]

Good old Dalrymple Hotel 😂😂

[@fatdurrymuncher5427]

Dan the man that’s always involved in my plans

[@VLXVNDR]

Hi-Vis at lunchtime Friday = someone fvcked up at work that week. “That’s a carton!”…

[@meowmeow89012]

I can confirm the walk-in fridges are the best

[@barriepewter]

[@dodgymalaka7345]

My lucky day! a new Garn video

[@pizzagumby7049]

this man has never seen an id

[@tgfcujhb7583]

Dan Murphy's is just a hj's painted green...🤣👍👍

[@rileycolvin]

Been here since 30k, remember me when you're famous

[@DrDonaldGillbert]

Having worked in a Dan's for 5 years Spot on mate

[@lukehrabar8540]

Bloody amazing as allways!!! Love the content

[@lemonteef1154]

There is something so surreal about seeing the city I live in on youtube

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

You bin on the BOOZE again!

[@Girrrrrrrr]

I love yall in the comment section just as much as the vidyas!!! Aussies are the BEST lol! Cheers from the USA.

[@layk]

Hmm Murph working at Murphys.

[@imortalimp01]

Thats goon, water sacks have clear nozzles

[@Ash007YT]

best content out there mate.

[@kannavkingg123]

Hahahahahha. Change the price in inspect element. Hahaha. LEGEND.

[@BrenCarter_WFTP]

Dan Murphys on the outside, Cellarbrations on the inside.

[@Joocey]

had a feeling garn would upload today leshgoooo

[@LAZZAMCPE]

Dan Murphy supplies me with my Wild Moose 😏 Best alcoholic beverage 👌

[@andyotto9159]

you can drink but u still upload minecraft?

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

@@andyotto9159 Hey, whatever it takes to make a quid.

[@jaiganticpooey3012]

I bet you carry on like a wild moose as well when the bottles nearly empty

[@naupenaupe9754]

Moooosies

[@mattyward4822]

It's pretty Fuckin mad

[@emplore]

Wow that inspect element idea is actually genius

[@tomneilson9501]

Just wait until this man finds the Baileys Goon Aisle

[@KillTuco]

We wanna tour Australia so bad, what's the move? Who's hosting a couple good bushduffs or whatever this summer??

[@FTLAD]

This is top tier Queensland on show

[@mariansegrave7015]

Fuck yeah! Garn uploaded another video

[@cammomate8721]

Another ripper video!

[@Dr.Nic6]

Garbutt Dan's recognise that carpark anywhere😂

[@mckdogdrums3543]

Haha the old inspect element trick. The password hacking 101 at public libraries too

[@HarrisonJS]

He still doesn’t miss

[@dankybras8585]

Bottle shops essential lmao

[@DeCayM]

Declan you are such a good directer