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Jim's Mowing in a Nutshell...
tell me ur australian without actually tellin me ur australian
Every Jim's Mowing Franchisee Ever... | Garn.
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Written & Directed by Declan Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

first!!!!! - now jump on the patreon boys this youtube stuff is NOT all dollars and smiles mate lemme tell ya

[@Jo2h_]

How do I hire Murphy's mowing?

[@ConstantlyDamaged]

Ya know the best bit? My comment got blocked because of swearing.

[@MayaTutors]

patreon link isnt working

[@OasisLawns]

Thank you mr garn

[@MegaTrolface]

did the not swearing fix your ad revenue from that previous vid or is youtube just dogging ya

[@MikeHunt-jb3yq]

Murph is basically a real life young Mike Nolan

[@shayjoel8611]

👑👑

[@jacksonbuttsworth1581]

Best comment ever

[@thomashost8397]

Always cash in hand

[@daniellambden1842]

In my head, this is canon

[@maxdaniels4326]

@@thomashost8397 life's never been better mate

[@troglodyte4207]

Actually worked for Jim’s mowing as a teenager, fucken accurate

[@qwertyki9367]

damn so you did exactly everything he did in the video? xd

[@Justin-lf1fs]

Jim’s meth labs?

[@jamesfalzon9364]

Jim's adult toys

[@thelegendgamer33]

@JUSTIN you mean Jim's Ipswich

[@kanyewestisgoat]

You all mean Jims only fans with weed

[@lukemono2652]

Jim’s racial segregation

[@Justin-lf1fs]

Jim’s Jim’s

[@vroas.]

"proper gaza strip spec" aged like fine wine

[@spyden3.016]

was gonna say

[@newgabe09]

Yep, just came on to say that :)

[@speedwaynutt]

Honestly Muph would be Mowing your lawn just to see what expensive shit you own that he would take while your not looking.

[@TheAustralianGarbologist]

This man is the one that explains reality.

[@Waste_Around_Melbourne]

A living legend

[@westaustraliangarbagetruck7430]

Ahhahhaa yes

[@GunzelingGarbo102]

For sure!

[@jamesstramsek3797]

Who always sticks around to hear old Murph say “my nan rips cones “

[@MRpur3skill]

That shit is fucking gold

[@joshhyde5894]

I’m the proud owner of said account

[@jamesstramsek3797]

@@joshhyde5894 the original haha 🤪

[@eddie_hammond]

Need to make Murph mowing shirts I'll buy that in a heartbeat

[@ChewiestBacca]

After 10 years service in the Jims Group I can tell ya old Murph nailed it with this one. 100% struth mate

[@josephsherman5288]

Woah woah woah... legit?

[@lijsakaria9080]

Garn fucking legend so underrated

[@maxgustafson4629]

Why does this feel like Garn is a huge company with Murf as the face of it.

[@CJVS995]

Thats some Truman Show level stuff right there

[@harryallen6051]

That Gaza Strip joke has aged like fine wine mate 😂🤣

[@westaustraliangarbagetruck7430]

Can Murphy be a Garbo for a day???!?!?!?!!?

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

Hell heah 😅

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

I don’t think a single blade of grass was cut during this entire video.

[@Wawawalulu]

One bush got fucked up tho

[@mood-e5347]

"proper Gaza Strip spec" lmao

[@Festive_Fox07]

50 bucks!?! Thats pretty cheap mate!

[@cowboymudcrab3503]

Surely you make Murph’s Mowing merch

[@OfficialRaptorGames]

I would hire this dude for sure.

[@JimsGroup]

We would still have you!

[@n0br4inc3llz]

Imagine going to a car meet at a petrol station and you see this man filling up his lawnmower 😂

[@djnuk3_official]

God, I love fellow australian content creators!

[@Hippo574]

I actually never realised Jims mowing was an organization, I thought it was just a local company

[@theVoyage]

They're all over the place in newzie land, too.

[@nano11alexischile]

When you go under you just start Murph’s plumbing

[@diddykong23]

sell the fucking shirt

[@aussiesheriff7079]

Lawn mower - no rego plates .. free fuel 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aussiesheriff7079]

I’m still fucking laughing.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and sharing it everywhere brother 🙏🙏🙏 great fucking NQ talent 🍻

[@leslie7922]

How's it garn mate, yeah good mate

[@igitha..._]

Jim's Mowing charged me $350.00 for mowing an 8x6m front and back yard - I'm disabled. I ended up doing half the work for them before they got there and when I called up the people on the phone said that their Jim's Mowing contractors can charge whatever they want....? I hate the company with a passion ever since.

[@annoyedlemon]

i got charged $750 for a spring clean at home from jims thankfully ndis paid any ndis lets jack the price up

[@hoodzzeee]

so if the front AND backyard totalled 96 square metres it was only $3.50 a square metre, which seems reasonable for that type of service from those dodgy organisations. Tip- Never let these people know who or how the account will be paid.ALWAYS say CASH when booking the job. Actually dont use there services!

[@kryptikpro]

11k view in 39minutes 🔥

[@Kazza]

Notification gang 💪

[@revertingthemoldways]

Honestly, needed this 😂👏🏼 Blessssss!

[@ikeayoudidwhat]

no dislikes, doing good mate

[@sleepyjoe3970]

1.1k likes vs 0 dislikes. That’s what we fuckin want boys!!!

[@John.strong]

In the next 6 hrs? Fuck I'm late This video was posted 6 hrs ago If I'm not late, fuck, I'll buy that shit probably

[@JCFishing97]

Just steal newspapers off someone’s driveway murph

[@samanator3332]

So where can i buy this trailer?

[@Consume0]

MURPHS MOWING MERCH SOON?

[@thesausage351]

$80 for a damn shirt? Damn dude they raw dogged you there. That’s your next profession, making shit t shirts for workers.

[@officer_solo1297]

the people who dislike this are the people who work for Jim's Mowing or well anything Jim's

[@mrjerald2965]

Sell the Murph Mowing shirt as Merch, i'll buy it!!!!!!!!!!!

[@shush3428]

I'll tell you what bud I'm in the business of fucking up peoples lawns not fixing them

[@Ojack11]

Well I just found out what BP stands for!

[@gcm747]

Gaza Strip Spec! 😂

[@JulianKapa]

1.5k likes but only 1 dislike. That's the highest ratio i've seen.

[@boblob3509]

KZbin needs to learn hard fuckin work when they see it and reward people instead of fucking them over

[@dominoespizza1756]

Yeah nah mate your mowers fucked But I might be able to fix it and it will only cost ya a bottle of bourbon

[@UrosHajdin]

I love the boot socks HAHAHAHA, keep it up fuck ya

[@notjorn]

Where can I get a Murphs mowing shirt mate I mow lawns for a living

[@toddnewman4530]

F en legend. Keep it up mate.

[@glitch8102]

Jim's contracting?

[@andrekernohan9921]

collect the valuables around the house before you mow the blokes lawn

[@sirpeeper]

murph bubbles

[@stevethedonful]

Fake. Grass doesn't grow in Townsville.

[@thecarefulcactus]

i’m just waiting for this to be demonetised 😂

[@davedunne5907]

Smashing it mate, love seeing someone go from 2k follwers to 70k+ plus in a few week! No shortage of material to draw from in Townsville 😂

[@seanf6724]

Proper Gaza Strip shit - very funny!

[@somewhatgaming7935]

im australian that moved to Canada and this is the best fuckin thing i have ever seen

[@markw6586]

Why bother with newspaper's Murphy when you can just knock off people's junkmail.

[@zurfey]

How do you fucking have 75k lmao you need more

[@IsaacWale2004]

Lol

[@arefrigerator396]

Jim's Mowing gave this a thumbs down.

[@louiscarrollmusic-lcm5331]

Love ya Murph. I’d support, but I’m not old enough to even work with Jimmo Mowin. Love the vids mate. Keep em up.

[@gohjohan]

That's when you go to Murph for apprenticeship. You might start up as his gaffer boy, holding the mike for him when he talks to the camera, but that's ok, it's a start.

[@aisystemsnetau]

Can I purchase a murph’s mowing shirt?

[@ZingOnMate]

I might show someone I know who works at Jim’s mowing this video

[@lincolnmccarthy2659]

Awesome. Gotta do a removalist broski

[@patricktaylor8388]

hey mate can you do a video on hvac techs, and can one of the skits be you just opening a fridge door instead of fixing the a/c

[@kitkatonbbq8953]

yes

[@frosty6164]

ha

[@ezypzy1653]

good one

[@zerox756]

That's too real mate about Jim's mowing business modal.

[@spyden3.016]

con artist fr

[@lac1681]

Who's the absolute legend from Patreon called "MyNanRipsCones"?

[@markeichler2225]

How did you know about Jim's Mowing business plan?

[@easyadventurer]

Michael Hunt likes to be called by his nick name Mike

[@saberracer026]

This is bloody brilliant! Keep it up Murph!

[@drivereverlast7142]

Champion

[@dant565]

Murph. rolled up papers are already on the lawn lol.

[@dandesso8926]

Could go for a Murphs mowing shirt

[@Brendan.Wheatley]

Loved the Gaza strip reference! Thanks for accurately portraying so many industries with your satire!

[@tristan-02]

Yooo big Murph me and my mate saw you at town on Saturday

[@masondegaulle5731]

Shoutout to Michael Hunt, keeping the legend alive

[@iamasmurf1122]

Mike hunt ; is the correct name

[@MikeHunt-jb3yq]

Cheers boys

[@kizzjd9578]

Pork hunt

[@Wawawalulu]

Puma pants

[@shanedcc4334]

Mate you are fuckin gold!!!!

[@thebulletdeath4652]

Gaza strip joke aged well rip

[@kevinfabish5865]

Who needs Jim's mowing when you got old mate Murphs

[@Fruitcupper]

Your comedy it top notch mate! Subbed

[@Christoff070]

18 dislikes from franchisers

[@beau-2222]

GIT on the Patreon 💕💪

[@kyleandrews5600]

You make me fucking happy mate

[@benjaamin8]

Those shorts are a bit how are ya goin?

[@owenhumphreys5498]

A lawn mower ad was before this lol

[@thunderface101]

I now get all my ethical and financial advice from this legend

[@tysonmccartin7871]

good shit

[@villiersman951]

that was too fucken funny i mow yards for a living

[@treeking9445]

You had me at gaza strip spec

[@ddeesousa5352]

lmao, term 1 holidays just ended and my first week (this week) i'm on work experience lol.

[@davo7512]

5 bucks a day?

[@ddeesousa5352]

@@davo7512 yeah

[@HarrisonJS]

Still hasn’t missed

[@stackerv8617]

I fuckin love these videos

[@FilmingAustralia1623]

Is this legit if it is please hire me

[@davo7512]

Are you serious

[@FilmingAustralia1623]

@@davo7512 no of course not mate

[@thefastkides1439]

Please do at cabinet maker

[@tvpgt]

Murph mowing merch?

[@vkan1991]

Jim's mowing is typing......

[@justjame5868]

You should definitely get a cameo on tbls

[@phoenixisbister7871]

GAZA STRIP BRUHHH

[@angusharvey670]

Video idea: every public school teacher ever