Every Conversation With A People Pleaser

[@MattColbo]

Someone please comment this: "Hey Matty, what are you afraid to disagree with your razor? Shave that thing off your face! Hey! What are you, afraid to disagree with your barber? Get a better haircut! Kidding, your hair actually looks great in this one! Have you ever been to prison? You look strong I bet you'd do well in there!" One of you guys should say that! Thanks gang see you soon (actually this time)

[@Shif80]

Hey Matty, what are you afraid to disagree with your razor? Shave that thing off your face! Hey what are you, afraid to disagree with your barber? Get a better haircut! Kidding, your hair actually looks great in this one! Have you ever been to prison? You look strong I bet you’d do well there”

[@seeegol]

Hey Matty, what are you afraid to disagree with your razor? Shave that thing off your face! Hey! What are you, afraid to disagree with your barber? Get a better haircut! Kidding, your hair actually looks great in this one! Have you ever been to prison? You look strong I bet you'd do well in there!

[@jakechat2716]

Hey Matty, what are you afraid to disagree with your razor? Shave that thing off your face! Hey! What are you, afraid to disagree with your barber? Get a better haircut! Kidding, your hair actually looks great in this one! Have you ever been to prison? You look strong I bet you'd do well in there!

[@alex.g7317]

Why?

[@AntonWongVideo]

This would be a great tie-in with a Henson Shaving sponsor read or something

[@seeegol]

This goes from a relatable sketch to insanity

[@iamdigory]

About 1:30 I went from despising white sweater to felling so sorry for him.

[@Amodh1257]

and then all the way back round to relatable

[@SciTechGeeked]

Just like every Matt Colbo video!

[@sylvesteruchia5263]

Insanity and that type of transition is where Matt thrives 😂.

[@The10thdoctor0]

Yeah! I know what you mean. People who are afraid to disagree are SO ANNOYING. You are SO right, as always!

[@sawik5]

Is it meta humour or do you really don't feel the irony of your comment :P?

[@yannizo]

@@sawik5 Yeah it's either meta humor or they don't feel the irony of their comment, you're 100% right, I totally agree.

[@sawik5]

@@yannizo and yet you disagree with me on the subject of spelling "humor". Watch yourself or we're gonna have some dreadfull DISSAGREEMENT.

[@yannizo]

@@sawik5 Oh yeah, you're totally right, I'm sorry.

[@The10thdoctor0]

@@sawik5 its meta humour. Unless you don’t want it to be, that okay too of course

[@devnol]

"it's a paradox, you're FUCKED" the delivery of that was so evil I almost lost in mariokart

[@jasonbraun127]

I love how the vaccine guy slowly morphed into the straight man. Truly one of the character arcs of our time.

[@יעללוי777]

Just because someone is against vaccines doesn't mean they are completely crazy. The vast majority of people with crazy opinions are still functioning people in society.

[@Telic]

i love to love hating things for no reason out of social anxiety i love it

[@kalamari3288]

That ordering food bit was so relatable. Why can’t people just make decisions?

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

Absolutely! I totally agree with you! God, you're so smart! You should be the one who chose what we eat, you know? I'll chose the same, don't worry about me, I'm fine!

[@Smona]

in a lot of cases the reason is shitty parents and childhood trauma

[@Rayos_Catodicos]

They (We) think that if they disagree with someone, it will fundamentally ruin any kind of relationship they could have reached.

[@artyb27]

I can make decisions. I just don't like making decisions on behalf of a whole group, because if the group ends up not enjoying the outcome of that decision, I feel personally responsible.

[@TrugoyEveryDay]

​@@SmonaI have just the right amount of trauma to agree with that, but I don't cause that would be too decisive.

[@JTiger1046]

the way you edit your voices over each other is so clean and so accurate to real conversations, is insanely impressive :D

[@threedifferentones6569]

"I dont like the symptoms"

[@YoungGandalf2325]

If you have two friends like this, make sure they never meet. The universe will unravel.

[@josephharburg993]

Matt, I really appreciate the content you put on this channel. Its clear you actually care about what you put on here and put an effort into writing it. You are definitely talented. Thats all! I just wanted to express my appreciation for your work.

[@MattColbo]

that's very kind of you Joseph, thank you so much

[@_Sapphires4YourLove_]

This is the first person to replicate how I feel when I talk with my friends with different opinions as a people pleaser

[@AlwaysBeArting]

“Let’s have both, I’ll have none but I’ll pay for it all” - LITERALLY ME 😂😂😂

[@boilensingson8350]

This is definitely Matt's entry no.1 in his descent into madness series

[@wiesorix]

This video felt like it was reaching a satisfying conclusion with the let's get pizza plot twist at 1:19, I was really expecting to see the thanks plate after that. Boy, was I unprepared for the madness and plot twist that followed, the intensity just kept building. Great one, Matt!

[@DeepDarkBoys]

I used my entire data allotment for the month to view this at max quality on my phone on the Uber ride home. I was not disappointed. In fact i was so far from disappointed that I tipped my Uber driver fifty bucks just to keep him from questioning why I was laughing so hard in the back seat of his vehicle. I find you genuinely hilarious Matthew, and if you ever DO do some live shit in or around Ontario, I'll be there buddy. You're a champ. A good one.

[@MattColbo]

Canadian data plans are brutal brother, I stand with you Thanks for the compliment my friend :)

[@Smona]

1:57 that's literally me when someone asks me anything at all

[@Robin-ps9wq]

the outro to this video was literally just as funny as the skit lmfao. this guy. bro you're so hilarious.

[@luuketaylor]

This was such a perfectly chaotic sketch, loved it, Matt! Oh, and thanks for reminding me to comb my hair.

[@acrella]

This must have been a doozy to plan out my dude, I can imagine the chaos all over your walls.

[@electron8262]

"It's a paradox, you're fucked!" Best line.

[@AustinRomaaan]

Another relatable sketch from Matt Colbo.

[@FTFP1300]

Well, I did not expect the "This statement is false" paradox in this video when I saw the title, and yet it is also somehow completely on brand. Matt, I love your comedic style and can't wait to add this one to the rotation of your videos I rewatch all the time!

[@Pyreon]

Missed you friend, glad to see you're keeping on. Every video I watch is ever so slightly better than the last, genuinely cant wait to see what you're up to 5-10 years from now if you stick with it.

[@NunoSalvaterra]

He never misses, the absolute legend

[@McDroney]

This is fantastic hahahha nicely written and well played! You should hire that friend that who's too afraid to disagree with you.

[@MrOnosa]

I like how words started getting bleeped near the end of the sketch, long after all the no-no words have already been said. I really liked that. It's hard to not sound sarcastic over text, especially when the topic is about a guy who says he likes anything, but I really liked that. I did.

[@Marble_Tree]

Shockingly this video may have actually been a wake up call for me..

[@martijn3463]

The amount of detail, pure art

[@JBDuncan]

Do you... do you know my colleague, you must do! This is too accurate for you to not know my colleague.

[@directdeception1069]

I needed this. Thank you

[@jordanmbote4343]

What a beautiful man

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

This video is one of the most existentially horrifying things I've ever experienced.

[@legitlegitimacy]

Man this was the best video uh I mean the worst, unwatchable, uh notunwatchable video I've ever not unseen I hate it so much how I loved this I think.

[@howie7154]

Quality. This one lookin extra cinematic

[@exxo2890]

This genuinely made me laugh so hard, such a spiral thankyou.

[@mb-is-not-cool]

The bro is back

[@carazy123_]

I hate people that don’t make their own decisions

[@x3TripleAce3x]

i feel personally attacked by this

[@alex0589]

You're approaching "Uncut Gems" levels of chaos

[@supraguy4694]

Said it before, and I just might say it again, your channel is underrated

[@DecrontheWarrior]

my favourite sketch you've done!

[@nuntius1]

man is baaack

[@ioan2137]

Halfway trough and you nailed it man, very good video. Very well executed idea

[@xamava]

the fact that matt colbo is matt colbo is the most matt colbo thing I've ever seen

[@bluescarfmusic]

Rocking that mustache. Great vid!

[@jacobfortin8584]

2:16 that all folks 😂

[@megs2244]

the ending is exactly what happens when i try to say goodbye to people

[@constanceackerman7763]

I have not enjoyed watching something to this extent in a long time wonderful sketch

[@dr.pepperfanboy3607]

He's literally me

[@-mystic-93]

I hate how much this describes me

[@dannychenski687]

2:35 This is chatGPT. Seriously. Do some math with it and then ask ANY godd*mn question about its solution

[@merrymerrymead7749]

Cringily relatable. Why it is such a good sketch i reckon. And the visible mics. Strong and excellent choice. Thanks Matt. P. S your stash is scaring me but your long hair isn't. Anyway.. bye and thanks and bye.

[@stevejohnson3357]

Oh I've met people like that. Sometimes been like that...a little...maybe.

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

Relatable. Unsubscribed.

[@Tommo_]

I have a friend like this and it's the worst thing ever

[@adamafterdark6233]

Matt probably knows what kind of youtube content i like better than i do

[@XxDrewJonesxX1]

M, it's D. Another spanker of a vid here. Our guys are, REAL, happy with the figures were seeing. We've come a long way since 04, bricked for you man. Remember back then it's like I always used to say, if I cost a nickel to shit, I'd have to throw up. Anyways, I'll hit your line soon. -D

[@TheMusicBandB]

I love the way his hat suddenly appeared back on the top of his head.

[@dukex123]

You wouldn't believe how much i loved the way this escalated! I always enjoy your content. And I find you physically attractive. But please don't tell anyone. People don't know I'm gay. I they must never find out.

[@mikeox_is_small]

I love how vaccine bro goes through so many arcs of villainy and being the hero.

[@HopefulMathGirl]

I am that friend who can't stick for them

[@blackpredator4637]

omg why does this remind me of ME, with my dad....

[@blakebrown115]

hope to see uh tom scott is in the works anywho great video as always matt

[@Orange_Pith]

where can I buy tickets to the front row seats of this convention?

[@jrg1121]

Hey man, is that a black ikea desk? i think i had the same one.

[@lilac5727]

"an epic-pen, yes"

[@coldfox7308]

Cant wait to be at that convention

[@abhainnxv]

Funny thing about the "woman is a portmanteau" joke, is that the word woman actually comes from the Old English "wifmann", literally meaning "wife man".

[@Medalea]

Sorry Matt, I like that thing on your face, keep it

[@MattColbo]

hey!!! that's not what i said to say!!!

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

​@@MattColboOh yeah! Well, screw you then! You look fantastic, and we'll keep saying it, you... cool dude!

[@awesometomxd]

Where do i sign a petition to get you into a goofy comedy movie

[@langschwerts]

I agree with everyone and they all still hate me 😌

[@ClassicDannyboy]

thanks matt

[@RobbieLugos]

3:53-3:59 I’m glad Matt is comfortable coming out as asexual.

[@williamcooper8599]

“Wtf happened to natural selection” I ask myself that everyday 😂

[@KK-rx5zr]

I am the friend who’s afraid to disagree with anyone…

[@Big_Marsh]

this is just every irish person over the age of 35

[@dylswerb7492]

What the actual hell was that outro? 10/5

[@johnnotrealname8168]

Pretty much me so much.

[@androctonusman3839]

Hey Matt, AWESOME video! Stop, okay!?

[@LR69511]

It's a paradox ya fukt NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@carpo719]

This is true. However its expected. Having an opinion these days that doesn't agree with the standard is considered unacceptable

[@nadirthamri518]

That was great 👍 ❤

[@tomix7866]

sure

[@der.Schtefan]

Ah, thank you for explaining to me, a non-native speaker, what the word "woman" means. I always thought it would be "womb man" because of the baby.

[@hithere748]

I disagree with people and that's what is the reason why no one likes me.

[@judy3827]

"call your dad, tell him you love him, he's a good guy" well I haven't seen my dad in 20 years but I'll track him down for you, anything you ask matt

[@DontCome2LA]

Love you mr.

[@nikdog419]

I wonder what the guy who hates Woman would think if someone taught him in Middle English, it was Werman and Wifman. (literally Weapon Human [male] and Wife Human [female]) Man/men was originally meant as a gender neutral shortening of Human/men.

[@itamarshaashua]

Genius

[@sixshotsniper]

called out

[@phillipjohn4800]

God I fucking hate when people can't decide food and go uhhhh whatever you want even though they obviously have preferences

[@MARKE911]

Meet me in Chinatown for peanut shrimp. It's going to be Epic

[@MexicanSpinach]

I would like this video, but I'm embarrassed by how much I relate. I will instead pretend I didn't see it and go "agree with my family" some more.

[@dahbean2874]

Favorite ever

[@carltonbanks987]

Hahaha very funny Matt great job I’m proud of you

[@samgu619]

It would appear that the psychology major has got to the part where they talk about agreeableness

[@recordermann_972]

He has a point though

[@robinbinder8658]

i should definetly never watch this when lit, what a fucking feaver dream

[@theonlywizardwashere]

this vid is going up on a friday or saturday