You forgot starting every sentence with "omg you guys"
@Soooooooooooonicable6 ай бұрын
followed immediately by "You won't believe"
@Frenchaboo6 ай бұрын
Inaccurate, this food actually looks like something I could both afford and eat without crying.
@That_Metal_Dude6 ай бұрын
Fr...I took my kids and I to a Mexican restaurant and made the mistake of not checking prices first.... Needless to say the kids really wanted Mexican and I couldn't break their heart..... Left with $114 bill
@Moonlight-lo-fi6 ай бұрын
@@That_Metal_Dudei hope you let your kids keep it! Greatest lesson my parents ever taught me, if you can't afford to pay when you're there just take the bill as an iou and confidently stroll out the door... They said you're allowed to come back and pay any time you feel like... I've still got my first one framed on my wall..
@russmacc3165 ай бұрын
Funny you say affordable because it’s at Disney 😂😂
@somewinner82296 ай бұрын
Unrealistic. He filmed the entire meal without talking about the umami flavor 😅
@davidy226 ай бұрын
Malcom gladwell did the English speaking world an enormous disservice when he decided to try convince the english speaking world that umami didn't have an existing english translation
@ihaveadream78586 ай бұрын
@@davidy22what's the English word for umami?
@davidy226 ай бұрын
@@ihaveadream7858 It's savory my guy
@Mortuus1015 ай бұрын
@@davidy22 Damn, got us again
@pamelas10026 ай бұрын
"The best blue crab bisque I've had in the past week"!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Plus, you dined and dashed! Love it!
@howdarethee6 ай бұрын
The hand with the index finger bent over mouth chewing food is a classic 😂
@jessicaperry76976 ай бұрын
"You could especially taste the bisque." 😂
@BrianOrEric6 ай бұрын
Jarrod out here testing the waters to see if a food blog channel has legs
@thejarrodbenson6 ай бұрын
I actually have a real one 😂😂😂
@jessicaz1546 ай бұрын
Ale & Compass is definitely Spanish. Fish and Chips made it a dead giveaway. 😂
@DMSteeley6 ай бұрын
You forgot the unsettling amount of never broken eye contact with every bite of food.
@jamessmithson-br7rm6 ай бұрын
forgot to mention when you tried to get your meal for free in exchange for a shoutout 😂
@elmondo-s1e5 ай бұрын
They would never actually put that failure on video tho, right? I think it’s kinda implied? 😂
@SilverSkitty5 ай бұрын
The constant nodding was it for me
@kardzYT6 ай бұрын
dude when you put your fist up to your mouth when you were eating is spot frikin ON!
@enigmadas56 ай бұрын
Number 1 food influencer
@gian3236 ай бұрын
The wow and tap got me 😂
@mgk26006 ай бұрын
You should have added something like "The waitress informed me there were no vegan options, which made me so angry but she assured me that everything was locally sourced from the supermarket down the street and is prepared and delivered fresh kitchen to table."
@DanB-wc5cw6 ай бұрын
Definitely sold me on that restaurant lol
@Amethystar6 ай бұрын
I'd love to see a passive aggressive "negative review."
@ThangPlants6 ай бұрын
please sir, do more, more so much more please!
@Benbobr6 ай бұрын
The silent "wow" every time😅😂
@numberoneappgames6 ай бұрын
This turned from TikTok smooth review to Instagram trashy real fast lmao.
@CBrasil19666 ай бұрын
“I got my iced coffee to go, yeah baby” 😂🤣
@RamonaStanley-mu1dl5 ай бұрын
STOP IT !!! 😂😅 YOUR KILLING ME 🤣😆 thank you 😊 ❤
@krash1846 ай бұрын
*insert 37 clapping hand emojis here*
@Rockethead2936 ай бұрын
No, do it yourself :3
@LilacLavenderAndLocusts6 ай бұрын
That’s goin’ on the playlist.
@trevorendeavors79726 ай бұрын
That took a TURN
@SimplyKatieWalks6 ай бұрын
If it cant fit into a tiktok short, is it even a review anymore?🎉
@retroinspect5 ай бұрын
Just need that female text-to-speech voice over for 100% accuracy
@Stickfigure4145 ай бұрын
I'm impressed with how accurate this was! Only thing it was missing was starting every sentence with, "Oh my God you guys!"
@astuteandy6 ай бұрын
I love how the french fries were fries
@piggypoo6 ай бұрын
Man has a lot of crab bisque it seems
@beaubiden92936 ай бұрын
Lol the facial reactions are right on.
@Gert-c2b6 ай бұрын
That was a hearty super-processed meal
@RonAllenTaylor6 ай бұрын
Will you do my favorite restaurant next, so I can know for sure if I like it?
@oldandbitter6 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Only thing you missed was giving it unnecessarily complicated ratings. "The fries were incredible. 8.63 out of 10!"
@asmronly246 ай бұрын
Should do a Gen Z version acting it's some high and classy establishment but it's just a super stupid insight on microwaved chicken fingers.
@10RexTheWolf015 ай бұрын
The sarcasm🤣
@Valerie-fy3od21 күн бұрын
Love the close up❤
@Shuyin7816 ай бұрын
Influencer's speech: "This food is out of this world!"👌 Influencer's face: *Every bite is a torture* 💀
@shethewriter6 ай бұрын
You can really taste the bisque
@Floortile6 ай бұрын
Hello from England - you are a hoot!
@TalentlessCooking6 ай бұрын
You forgot the obnoxious yummy face, the forced sight of extacy. Or the overrated rating system, 12 out of 10 dead zebras! I'll be coming back next week for a $700 entre!
@Mothcat.6 ай бұрын
I know for sure you gave them a huge tip
@EditName8886 ай бұрын
Dine and Dash 🤘
@samg54636 ай бұрын
Well I’m sold, let’s go bisque it up
@CottonEyedBro6 ай бұрын
Great job. Just need the saxophone song while zooming in and out on the food for a couple seconds
@AndrewDarko9236 ай бұрын
yo Jarrod, it would be pretty entertaining if you did the greatest gen
@TheDarthBuddha6 ай бұрын
My Man,, With another successful review.
@sunbear_4136 ай бұрын
Lmao this is great
@MatecaCorp6 ай бұрын
Wait hold up, that’s Walt Disney World
@KO-sx9uy5 ай бұрын
sounds like that google chick who got fired
@420mralucard5 ай бұрын
Oh god that fish and chips was probably like 30 dollars for that small ass portion.
@PH-xl6nz6 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@thejarrodbenson6 ай бұрын
🥰🥰🥰
@Zero-hv6dk6 ай бұрын
He even captured the annoying side very well
@Ramberta6 ай бұрын
uh oh... is $20 not a generous tip any more? (assuming a bill of $100 or less of course)
@margotrosendorn63716 ай бұрын
I think it's an ok tip, he was just being a dick to the waitress.
@jmffer6 ай бұрын
Yeaahh bay beeeeeeeeeEeeeeee
@crstfrdrnt6 ай бұрын
Bet you those $20 that the Iced Coffee had a nice helping of spit there and some phlegm for good measure. Lovely review!
@jackji23256 ай бұрын
Will the next review be of a grilled cheese sandwich?
@mattf38736 ай бұрын
This.. is awesome
@Nervulis6 ай бұрын
I have made the decision, this man is going to replace my teddy bear. Even if I am a good bit older. I am cuddly as well and can handle 2500 kcal lunches.
@cookieskoon20286 ай бұрын
Could you REALLY taste the bisque, tho?
@Foodisgood4 ай бұрын
This was in Disney World correct? At a particular park or Springs?
@Saharaaa976 ай бұрын
Is it gluten free?
@dinacarr27346 ай бұрын
What!? No aioli or infused truffle or foam or deconstructed bs? I give it only one fingie (stars) as there's just nothing inventive going on here at this establishment except the to-go iced coffee and ONLY if its pumpkin spice.
@ocarinaholder52706 ай бұрын
Hold on isnt that restaurant at EPCOT 👀
@russmacc3165 ай бұрын
Yacht Club!
@SelenaSecretShow5 ай бұрын
I know that this is mean, but I honestly wish that you would have did the "lipquiver" before eating a tiny bit of the French fry and then pulling away and saying how full you are. 😂😂😂
@sk8b0rder216 ай бұрын
See I would have believed it if you had stated to your server earlier that you were a food influencer and how you have hundreds of followers and were basically asking to get the whole food meal comped because the likes will somehow "pay for itself "
@BlatantDisregardForYourFeels6 ай бұрын
Damn 😂😂😂😂
@ashleyr77646 ай бұрын
❤
@Nemo713405 ай бұрын
Needs more overdone open mouth facial expressions and edited in chewing noises
@Psnrspxb6 ай бұрын
Yo
@MisteRRYouTuby6 ай бұрын
Another dine and dasher…
@Hvision00006 ай бұрын
3 comments in 1 minute, fell off
@thejarrodbenson6 ай бұрын
It’s over for me
@carnicer786 ай бұрын
I am deeply offended after watching this video. Are you mocking me or what?
@margotrosendorn63716 ай бұрын
Why waste time with a camera at mealtime? Food is for eating.
@JChan-ru2hf6 ай бұрын
Eye roll
@benjamindare55906 ай бұрын
*disappointed sigh* Your loosing weight, more eating less talking.
@michaelsegal35586 ай бұрын
He didn’t realize the apple cobbler had apples? It’s right in the name for Christ sake