Every Hallmark Movie

People seem to enjoy the "Go to him" line, so here it is 3:13
Husband and wife duo create their own Hallmark Movie, “Every Hallmark Movie,” in under 4 minutes. It’s pretty terrible. Enjoy!
#hallmark #countdowntochristmas #hallmarkies #hearties #hallmarkchristmas #hallmarkmovie
Anthony Fanelli
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Arielle Fanelli
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[@kevins4254]

He has to be a widower with an adorable child just praying for a new mom.

[@jamesnoble8205]

And there's an early character developing scene where the child sadly says "I miss mom..." and shares a tearful hug with Hunky Single Dad now widowed

[@sophieclinnick95]

YES haha

[@latenaj7973]

WoW, so men be watching these hallmark romantic movies as much as women do. Good to know. :) LOL

[@VelocitrapLords]

It’s just been so hard for male lead actor after his wife’s car accident/cancer to get back out there

[@givethechanceakid]

So tv movie versions of Sleepless in Seattle?

[@HappyBirdsGlitterNest]

They forgot to add the part where they both accidentally fall on top of one another in the snow. I've seen that scenario more than once in the Hallmark Christmas movies. Lol

[@AphoticProductions]

True story... we just didn't want to get our clothes muddy. ha

[@Tacodog280]

OMG your right! 🤣

[@noble604]

They swiftly glance into each other’s eyes asking the other’s soul “Soul? 🤭can this be? Have we truly found love after all these years?” but resuming the random snowball fight, saying to themselves, “no Soul, It’s too early. This movie just started 17minutes ago and we have 3 more hours of this until it wraps up in the final minute and a half. it’s just SnowTwister. Don’t you know you fall on top of random people in the snow allllllllthe time????⛄️. Carry on!!” 💨🌬

[@shawmut8595]

I love how it's supposed to be mid December, but in the exterior town center shots you can tell by the direct overhead angle of the sun, and the shadows cast, that it's being filmed in June or July, with some phony snow piled up in the street.

[@theresamarie6258]

This is ridiculously accurate. The only thing that you left out was the lady's city boyfriend coming to the small town to find her. Lol

[@annier844]

And how horribly cocky he was compared to the charmy small-town guy. LOL

[@ntmn8444]

Yes!

[@marykaywilliams162]

And she breaks up with him and he’s super mature and totally ok with it, even though he’s a horribly cocky guy. In fact, he realizes, with a chuckle, it’s really for the best.

[@davidserlin8097]

And she says to said boyfriend “it’s over, Greg. Now get back into your black Mercedes SUV and drive back to the big city where you came from!”

[@nlahunter]

Absolutely right!! 😃

[@nataliewebb9613]

The only thing missing was her rich boyfriend who's stuck on himself and suddenly she's choosing between him and Jake 😉

[@timgiddings3920]

That was last night's movie.

[@WillCamx]

The boyfriend is usually a total a**hole and there's no good reason why she's dating him. Occasionally he's actually a really nice guy but he's a little dull or "they're just not right for each other".

[@truegirl2anna]

Y’all forgot the sassy friend to provide side banter or adorable little kid or wise aunt or uncle or grandparent or random store owner who helps the guy and gal fall in love.

[@jamesnoble8205]

Or a pet dog or cat

[@chasman9662]

And Santa riding into the night sky at the closing credits saying "Ho Ho Ho".

[@ArizonaWillful]

Or a token always good natured Black guy for comic relief. There's nothing Black people enjoy more than enabling white girls to find their Prince.

[@clalyrics441]

The kids always say the most wise things, with words actual children have no idea exist

[@chasman9662]

Is she from the city and he from the country? Or is he from the city and she from the country? Either way, the one from the city is not going back.

[@supersmoothify]

I think we should have seen more of the huge selection of coats for every occasion every female protagonist on those Christmas movies mysteriously has despite bringing only one small suitcase.

[@nula14]

So glad someone else noticed this! I keep saying to myself, "And .... yet ... another coat! Despite the tiny pink suitcase....!"

[@willowbark5649]

They all suffer from an embarrassment of riches when it comes to coats, scarves, and hats...not that they bother to button up..even when it's "freezing out there!". 😉

[@CornerTalker]

@@willowbark5649 of course, it's filmed in southern California (the fake snow is actually made from spun dish detergent). If any of these people had ever lived in northern Minnesota / New England / Idaho, they wouldn't leave the door open all the time.

[@noble604]

An entire winter wsrdrobe from her one small suitcase .......from the 1950s.

[@TheChefLady4JC]

@@CornerTalker actually 99% of their movies are filmed in Canada. Check out the ending credits...

[@MiamiSpartan1]

And he is really a prince of a small European country where they all speak with English accents.

[@silverbat5873]

@Constance Keller "Sort of flannel" 😆

[@alohaarianna]

😂😂

[@VintageCardinal]

Hahaha truth

[@mynameisreallycool1]

And they have a duchess who looks identical to the female protagonist, and they swap places.

[@erinstanger416]

I was going to post the same thing, but you beat me to it. 😂

[@jrglatham]

Only missing where she sees him talking to his (or hugging) his ex girlfriend / sister and gets the wrong idea

[@girliboi]

nah, the hallmark lumberjack has been pining for her ever since she broke his heart in high school.. i'm pretty sure the business rival who gets on her nerves for the first act and has a secret sister is lifetime.

[@senator558]

We call that, the ‘misunderstanding.’

[@mellakat80]

I lost it when he said he joined the "AIR MARINES"

[@johnjamele]

to go off and fight in The War Overseas.

[@backyardrebel2149]

@BEAR TRAX RC 😆😆😆

[@cameraman655]

@BEAR TRAX RC Oorah.

[@shawmut8595]

The Air Marines can't be that tough if he got in with a blown-out knee.

[@cameraman655]

@@shawmut8595 Hey...hey...watch it. I survived the siege of Sioux City, the Houston perimeter as well as the great Calgary snowball bombardment for which I was awarded the Purple Liver for injuries obtained in the building of igloos. You will never know the inconvenience and slight discomfort that we who served went through and pray that you never will.

[@raychristie3499]

This is GOLD! All we are missing is the frazzled middle-aged boss calling to remind her of the Big Deadline. Then at the end, she tells him off, deciding to open a quirky specialty store with her Beau in a small town that has no hope of supporting it.

[@approp]

Don’t forget the obligatory spontaneous snowball fight

[@lars1296]

Or ice skating fall and laughter

[@02chevyguy]

@@lars1296 As the shattered broken bone sticks out of the skin.

[@amanabookclub4198]

@@02chevyguy i-😂😂

[@jamesnoble8205]

The near-miss kiss at around the half hour mark interrupted by someone

[@tanyaharmon6739]

IKR!

[@tjt6071]

"Gooo to him" - Deputy Commissioner Christopher Walken

[@VanillaButtercreamFrosting]

Exactly who I thought of!

[@StrawberryK11]

the best part lol

[@stanhawkes3569]

You forgot the jerk boyfriend flying in unannounced from the big city trying to ruin everything.

[@lindseybertke7999]

Yes! I was waiting for that..and then the ultimate scene where she realizes the boyfriend/fiancé from the big city is wrong for her!! And she breaks up with him and runs to the little town guy at just the last minute!

[@claritamichaels1033]

Oh yuhh! felt like it was missing sth!

[@noble604]

BigCity Boyfriend knows nothing about her. He ignores her and is completely self-consumed while SmallTown Guy randomly runs into her and starts the conversation where time stood still, saying “life for me has never been the same since you left HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS TOWN, OHIO that Tuesday, June 27th, 15 years ago at 2: 39 in the rain. I had on this same Tshirt. I never took it off. Janie.”

[@roberthosford1658]

Because being a successful business man is bad! Somehow

[@organs]

They should do another one where the woman is a baker known for her famous cupcakes that apparently warrant the attention of local news.

[@soccerruben1]

Or one when the woman is the colleague of the man she works with for some tv or radio station, but their families are pushing them to be together, and perhaps just got dumped.

[@saran.4001]

That is the one that gets me. The bakeshop owner has no customers and has time to share a cup of coffee with her old friend from the town. And you can park right in front of the store. And the owner can leave the shop anytime.

[@JordanR1621]

"Same old nonthreatening handsome Jake" 😂

[@AphoticProductions]

The best kind of handsome.

[@fridayglamour]

Aka white

[@roigrose5045]

@@AphoticProductions obviously still in love 😍

[@BasedBlackGirl_]

@@fridayglamour ???

[@fridayglamour]

@@BasedBlackGirl_ can I help u

[@ReneeC43]

I was an extra in one of those movies and it was filmed in the middle of summer! Lots of photoshopped snow but it was so fun

[@whifling]

I thought that! The foliage on the trees and any grass in the background looked grey like the colour had been taken out. Oh this was on Christmas at Pemberley Manor. So bad but so good!

[@katg109]

Also I have always noticed it’s supposed to be cold enough to snow but no breath mist is seen on the outdoor scenes. And the snow never melts in their hair...

[@timberry4709]

What I notice is the piles of snow that are obvious white blankets. Until Hallmark I never saw piles of snow with wrinkles! And of course in one scene there is heavy snow falling outside the window but the next scene the sidewalks and streets are clear of snow.

[@rainbowgirlism]

FUN! Was it in Atlanta? I read once a lot of them are filmed there.

[@karami8844]

Lol, there was this one Hallmark movie where they’re walking up to a house and there’s ‘snow’ everywhere and the sky is grey, and when they enter the house, you can see the exteriors outside the door and the grass is green, there are palm trees and the bright, summery sun outside.

[@loyaltyisroyalty5616]

For complete accuracy, you should have included “the phone call” the protagonist receives from her big city job telling her to come back to work. Then she must decide on the love of her life, or her big city dream job.... I call it “the great dilemma”

[@cheddarcheese09]

That’s literally what happens in The Spirit of Christmas. Lolol it was a cute movie tho

[@martinhughes2549]

@@cheddarcheese09 It happened in the one with the Corgi as well....

[@НадицаН]

And it has to be right before or right after Christmas, like right away.

[@boodaman2152]

That's funny 😄 They were able to squeeze in the "challenge to the Love" as my wife and I call it

[@396TurboJet]

Paper? Or Plastic? *_HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!_*

[@datalore6187]

There is also the storyline of: A single mom falls in love with a British aristocrat, only she doesn't know who he really is. And incredibly he loves her kids so much she falls for him, only to find out she's going to be the next Duchess of Nonsense or whatever. Good job!

[@rainbowgirlism]

Well that's only half of Hallmark movies. The other half are the down to earth ax wielding small town guy (often a widower with a daughter)...In the Hallmark universe there's no worth it guy anywhere in between lumberjack and prince 🤣.

[@WillCamx]

@@rainbowgirlism Especially not corporate lawyers. They are the lowest of the low unless they give up their six figure salary and do pro bono work for oppressed widows and orphans or volunteer at an animal shelter.

[@Alexinytown]

The only thing missing was the cell phone interruptions at key moments, because no one knows how to let calls go to voicemail in this universe.

[@matthew8153]

To be fair that happens to me in real life. And it’s always one of my parents. There’s a reason Geico made a commercial about it.

[@jamesnoble8205]

They got at least one near-miss kiss in there

[@HaloHighlightz]

Hold on a sec. I know what you're saying is important, but I've *got* to take this call

[@raycologne1060]

Yes as the call could be Dear Sir or Madame are you interested in buying House boat insurance

[@sblijheid]

@@raycologne1060 Or you've been qualified for an $18,000 government grant from the state of California. But California is broke.

[@kimb9362]

My first reaction: “What an accurate, hilarious critique” On second thought: “Now I wanna see a real Hallmark movie”

[@HappyMuffinsSister]

I hate how much I love this

[@TheTewjr]

Pretty sure you just did!

[@kimb9362]

@@TheTewjr Spot on 😉

[@oliviak2963]

Don’t do it!!!

[@willylumpnj]

Just come over to my house. My wife has it on 24/7.

[@ellaa499]

If there is one timing Hallmark has taught us..... it’s that if your boyfriend is a lawyer or a high ranking employee at some fancy company, dump him for your high school boyfriend who only wears sweaters, still lives with his parents and works at a cookie factory for $4 an hour 😃

[@lauradavidson6818]

Lol. You got it bang on, Sister.

[@FeScully]

But he still has a beautiful house full of Christmas decorations 😂

[@joeschizoid7762]

But I already learned all that from watching Mexican telenovelas.

[@CinthyaOlivaresR]

@@joeschizoid7762 no, no, no! In telenovelas they always end up with the millionaire!

[@728huey]

But he can afford to work on only $4 and hour because he's secretly a prince or the son of Santa Claus. 😁

[@emilysantos3087]

What’s funny is how invested I got invested in this 3 min story 😂😂

[@dale3404]

Don’t forget the big Christmas project that they didn’t start until a few days before Christmas, because they didn’t have advance notice of when Christmas Day was. Oh, wait...

[@beccabean5770]

😄

[@sh3416]

And it's the only event that will somehow save the town/village/city

[@sh3416]

And they couldn't put it together without her

[@dale3404]

@@sh3416 👍

[@dale3404]

@@sh3416 😊

[@KeKe4Christ]

It’s the small towns being overly decorated for Christmas for me and then when the main character arrives they’re STILL decorating like how much more lights and garland does one town need?! 😭

[@kellyshamrock5011]

What about the empty to go coffee cups that they hold, while walking around in the fake snowy town? Lol

[@thisistheday597]

You mean the snowy town that is obviously super green because it is the middle of summer! The fake snow and bad cgi always reminds me why I love these cheesy movies.

[@candlestix69]

This made me chuckle! 😂

[@annier844]

Yessss! I remember my youth pastor used to rant about the empty coffee cups in movies. LOL

[@AC-rj1cq]

Nailed it!

[@olive6679]

Sometimes it's the best cocoa in the town, yum.

[@haleynicole2270]

You forgot about the random mistletoe magically hanging in the most absurd place just in time for the perfect kiss hahahah

[@evashawn9806]

I was just watching one the other day and there was NEVER a moment where the town wasn’t putting up Christmas decorations

[@baggergurl16]

Oh my god right 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️it’s like it’s Christmas year round in that small town

[@HaloHighlightz]

Gotta make sure every square inch is covered!

[@KeKe4Christ]

IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenar.8081]

Omg lolll. Do you remember the name of it?

[@garypierce7380]

You can never have enough Christmas.

[@exotikguy]

Don’t forget the fresh tree they got from the tree lot that magically turned into a fake tree once they got it in the house.

[@caresse6568]

so true and a different one when decorated... so three different trees by the time they're done, lol

[@scottadler]

You forgot that he's also a crown prince.

[@makpettus]

Yes and there is a competing rich love interest

[@hunnerdayEDT]

BTW, why did the male voice that told her to go to him sound like a Christopher Walken impersonator?

[@constancemiller3753]

But he didn't know.

[@joyceaustin5769]

Or a gazillionaire, or Santa’s son.

[@piperevelyn2446]

Only mistake here is that they should be called Holly and Nick.

[@FMAiscool]

And she finds out he's actually Santa Claus, but refuses to believe so until at the very end.

[@juliam1099]

That would have been awesome.

[@aquillaramgobin9349]

This hallmark movie is very short, but it was good.

[@juliemckee9022]

Nickita Green WOOSH

[@mdaly724]

Doesn't that describe every Hallmark movie?

[@madvidz9819]

@@nickitagreen3794 I think she knew that lmao

[@nickitagreen3794]

@@madvidz9819 k🤷‍♀️

[@nickitagreen3794]

@@juliemckee9022 😘🥰🥱

[@laurie4275]

The end kiss should have been outdoors, where they look up in awe and wonder as snow begins to fall - even tho theres been piles of snow all around them throughout the movie.

[@Renee5322]

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS TOWN

[@captaingenius-o1c]

Yep, I've been there...It's right next to EVERYONE IS A MODEL AND AROUND THIRTY FOREVER town....

[@Socks699]

💀

[@getoffmydarnlawn]

The locals call it Ho Town for short

[@annesims2744]

I live in the town that lots of these have been filmed. In the middle summer when it's screaming hot

[@mrchopsticks3]

I thought that town was in Vermont or New Hampshire.

[@katerina.slivoska]

I can't believe how accurately you summed up all Hallmark Christmas movies under 4 minutes. I had tears from laughing.

[@lls3676]

This video is accurate...right down to the single dry kiss at the end of the movie.

[@lisamelroy2855]

SNL did a great spoof about this and also mentioned the "single dry kiss" - lol. They also said it would take place in a generic gazebo or something like that.

[@lls3676]

@@lisamelroy2855 Yeah, I saw that sketch.

[@laurenar.8081]

& the cheesy, synchronized one-liner

[@johnweddel687]

Shouldn't her superficial, business-focused fiance from the city suddenly show up and cast all sorts of doubts until she sees the light?

[@AphoticProductions]

Our budget only allotted for 1 love interest :)

[@HarunoMaxwell6115]

You forgot about the endless Jingle Bells song playing, the female protagonist's best friend who is just there to squueee over her love interest, the child that's sick or something, and the black guy with no backstory. Overall, it's a good video and accurately portrays every Hallmark movie.

[@i_only_simp_for_myself800]

Ryo Asuka for now the female protagonist’s best friend is usually ( if not always) a black woman with light skin and frizzy hair ( never straight) who always cheer up the main girl as if it was her own love life 😂, she’s very sassy and confident, and it looks like her goal in life is to make sure that her best friend is settled down with the main guy. Sometimes when the cast can afford another actor they make her ending up at the end with a random dude, that she only talked with one time, and unlike the heroine who will have an entire clichy movie the black best friend immediately end up in a relationship with the random dude 😂

[@johnjamele]

the one black guy is always the whitest character in these films, too.

[@redpanda7571]

Also someone has to be royalty and a baking or ice sculpting competition has to happen also the fiance who doesn't care about them.

[@captaingenius-o1c]

Look, how do you expect me to fall in love WITHOUT my black friend with NO backstory????

[@Dargonhuman]

Also the leads need to say or mention Christmas for 87.56% of their dialogue or every 1.45 seconds, whichever gets the point across more.

[@roflcopter81590]

Deputy Commissioner Duke von Halzing should've actually been Santa Claus disguised as a warm elderly white bearded gentleman.

[@renegade6578]

Gotta love that one romantic interest who is nothing but an unredeemable asshole or the perfect one who has no flaws and is loved by literally everyone.

[@Poodlebear19234]

The choice is always so easy. Which they would make them both really nice so it’s actually a hard decision

[@rickylumo8666]

Pride and Prejudice

[@holzkatz1]

"What are you doing back in here in Ho-Ho-Ho Merry Christmas Town?" I'm dying.

[@abbeycarter6952]

He's always a big bulky tall sharp jawlined soon to start balding man too

[@AphoticProductions]

Haha... not gonna lie... this was both a compliment and a great burn at the same time.

[@AlbertaRose94]

@@AphoticProductions True that!

[@AlbertaRose94]

That's so the Baby Boomers don't feel too old, the Generation X don't feel like it's being unrealistic and the Millennials can convince themselves he's not old enough to be their father.

[@valenciagama5546]

@@AlbertaRose94 love this!!!!XD

[@ItsWayMoreThanMusic]

@@AlbertaRose94 all-purpose leading man

[@phil6748]

It’s only missing the sassy black friend and the totally not right for our protagonist big city jerk boyfriend that she has to emotionally or physically cheat on.

[@ramaabapat]

You forgot the very stupid misunderstanding due to some type of miscommunication that disrupts the relationship before they realize they love each other lol but other than that this is soooooo good 😂😂😂

[@aname4700]

the sweaters, blazers, and signature scarfs are spot on 😭😭

[@carolynbendzynski1764]

The only thing missing is the plot twist of the current high power non-attentive boyfriend/fiance .... love this!

[@LunaWolf29]

“Thank you, Deputy Commissioner Duke Von Helsing.” Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣 These actors are really good- nailed it!!

[@kamiyami4841]

You forgot to make the female protagonist blonde.

[@mdaly724]

There are also brunettes. Diversity is important.

[@solarnaut]

it looks like the star is who the writer/ editor/ director/ co-star/ etc. was already married to . . . and you know . . . budgets! (said every accounting firm ever) B-)

[@emilyjones7724]

It's okay if she's not blonde, as long as the exposition best friend is slightly less attractive.

[@ntmn8444]

Yes, with blue eyes.

[@austinbessire]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrElite_01]

Their names have me in TEARS!!!! 😅😂🤣

[@jordanb3756]

“GEWO TO HIM!” Hahahaha omgsh that had me dying.

[@kimmy7785]

🤣

[@ninajoy1205]

I died when she said 'You haven't called me Janey for a long time' 🤣😂

[@natalieb8217]

Entertaining but a fww major things you forgot. Your lead should have been in a red coat in at least one scene. Also they needed to get a Christmas tree and decorate it. Also they should have baked cookies.

[@piajara9616]

Lol yes

[@mdaly724]

They did get the almost-kiss that someone interrupts with some nonsense.

[@oliviagreco4406]

And they always have a hot cocoa

[@mbdolphins]

and one of them turns out to be some kind of royalty.

[@sisterelias2680]

there's usually a dog..

[@senator558]

Whenever I come into the room and find my wife watching Hallmark, I ask her, “Has the ‘misunderstanding’ happened yet?

[@thingsadamsees]

Lol when she keeps repeating business woman and business meeting with vigor

[@rumpustime5460]

Don't forget about the mysterious neighbor/shopkeeper/local old man that was secretly obviously Santa Claus all along.

[@kibordplays6109]

This is so underratted

[@imtolazythinkofausernameso3698]

In the Hallmark universe having any Christmas related job will make you have a mansion

[@BlogManRy]

Every time my wife makes me watch one (and by makes I DO mean physically forces me) I say "I swear I've seen this movie before," at least 5-10 times.

[@tracy4179]

Lol!!! I am completely under the trance of hallmark movies

[@SuperLittleTyke]

Why not fake a heart attack? Even a Hallmark movie addict could not ignore that.

[@leticiavallejo7914]

When I visit my dad, I want to turn on the Hallmark Channel and he says "no!" 🤣🎄🎁 ❣"Hallmark does a body good!!!"❣

[@leticiavallejo7914]

@@tracy4179 Ditto!!! Yea! HALLMARK❣❣❣🎁🎄

[@KH-nt7ej]

Divorce her immediately. Terrible.

[@zoeywilliams2048]

y'all forgot the iconic "Imma go take a walk" when they have a decision to make

[@TangerineBliss]

Too cute. 😄 And actually the couple in this has real chemistry unlike some of the actors in the cheesy Hallmark movies .

[@joeschizoid7762]

They're married in real life.

[@olga7193]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Vinlyguyx420x]

One of the saddest moments of my life was when I realized that any of these simple rinse and repeat hallmark formula movies were genuinely better movies then the last 3 Star Wars combined.

[@KittyCatSnack]

Ahhh, so true.

[@garypierce7380]

It is sad....especially knowing that Star Wars got its original plot design from Hallmark.

[@Kischme71]

You forgot he reveals after she said she was in love, that he's secretly a millionaire.

[@matthew8153]

Or currently married, but never to a man.

[@VintageCardinal]

@@matthew8153 He shouldn't be married to a man. You people have the whole country and all the media, let the heteros have one damn channel!

[@matthew8153]

@@VintageCardinal Wow, no sense of humor.

[@De7Sanchez]

@@matthew8153 Yes every single piece of media should have at least one shit-poker relationship in it. Think of the diversity! The poor gays!

[@EdMcCornhole]

Yeah because being a millionaire is important for her huh?

[@TinaLeder]

I really did watch a *WHOLE MOVIE* in under *4 MINUTES* 😂😂😂

[@AphoticProductions]

Haha :)

[@teaneys1]

Nailed it. I just sent this to my wife. She probably won't know it's not a real Christmas movie.

[@willylumpnj]

My wife will think this is a trailer for the next show this Saturday

[@d.n.3652]

Was gonna binge watch 10 Christmas movies. Turns out I already did after watching this

[@mikezitch5699]

I got way to invested in the coworker character and had to watch it again 🤦🏻

[@elizafischer7229]

Why did this make me feel more emotions than a real hallmark movie? 😭

[@amydegan]

You forgot the most important line... "What are you doing here?!"

[@canterlevi]

Also, don’t forget the ‘one romantic lead overhears/mishears something other romantic lead says unwittingly, first character misconstrues situation, hilarity ensues’ trope.

[@soni8995]

ALWAYS. Such reliability.

[@christina7991]

As someone who watches Hallmark movies, I totally agree with this lol. The movies are a bit rinse and repeat but when you just want to watch some cheeseball holiday movie, they aren't that bad😁.

[@ldgfootage]

which one do you recommend? I want to watch some without realizing half way that it's bad and predictable

[@melissacooper4282]

It seems that the Hallmark Christmas movies are too predictable.

[@FindMyWayBackIntoLove]

@@ldgfootage on Hulu, there are a ton of good cheesy Christmas movies on there. 😉 They are kind of predictable, but I liked watching them. Haha, I've watched like four or five movies like this this Christmas season already. Movies I remember the titles of: Christmas Perfection, Married By Christmas, and Second Chance Christmas hahah 😆😁🎄✨

[@KO-lw4lo]

Totally agree...

[@НадицаН]

I watched Christmas in Mississippi last week, it has all the cliches that you can wish for :D

[@jessisunshine5080]

You forgot the outdoor ice skating scene where the strapping hometown hunk has to teach the lead how to let loose and have fun again since she forgot the meaning of fun. 😂

[@libertygiveme1987]

"I'm going back to Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Town!" OH MY GOSH, HYSTERICAL!!!!

[@AphoticProductions]

It's a magical place :)

[@cynthiameans]

Sugary-sweet and they always have perfect homes that look like model homes 9 months out the year. Lol

[@haleymalone1468]

Accurate!! Don't forget the part where every person in the cast says Merry Christmas to each other at the end of the movie 😂

[@dragontaletarot]

And there is always the addition of a sidekick friend, older 'wise advice' person, a dog, a kid, a horse or sometimes ALL of them!!

[@zackjones3253]

I laughed out loud at the exchange that ends with the guy saying, "That's EXACTLY what I mean." (2:30) Well done. Just needed to add a moment where the two leads go for a cup of hot cocoa.

[@finefeatheredfriend9240]

I don't know which is more random, the fact that I had the exact same reaction as your comment about 2:30 or that this video randomly popped up in my suggestions and I don't even watch the Hallmark channel. 🤣🤣 But I know their movies must be just as cheesy as Lifetime!😂🤣

[@sting1111]

The interrupted kiss.. absolutely in every one. Also the single parent trying to make ends meet.

[@wileytraylor5404]

Yikes, you left out one very important scene: "Are you breaking up with me?"

[@guyluvsbeauty]

LOL! All Hallmark Christmas movies are similar, but I still watch some every year. I just love the settings and how there is always something trivial in the story that ruins things, but five minutes later, they are back in love and having Christmas. 😆🤣😂

[@RandyBeeyew]

This is brilliant - the generic descriptions & title cards make it even funnier. The no frills sets, extras & sfx are quite clever. I love it. =D

[@Hotpotatogal]

The fact that no one is talking about HOW HE JOINED THE AIR MARINESS LIKE WHAA😭😭😭

[@bigblllrd8128]

Woman locks eyes with man in the airport =✨instant love✨

[@CareenasAdventures]

This is insanely accurate. If all Hallmark movies were this quick to the point I might actually enjoy them 🤣

[@RockfordRoe]

This is not accurate at all, the male lead doesn't wear a green suit and the female lead doesn't wear a red coat in the thumbnail

[@Shylock0031]

This is so on point! You cut it to under four minutes, so I understand that you can't add everything, but I did miss the horse and carriage ride, the tree, lighting scene, the ice-skating, and the misunderstanding, with 30 minutes to go where she eavesdrops and hears him talking to his cousin, but thinks it's his Girlfriend

[@KeKe4Christ]

This is painfully accurate but I still love watching them 😩🤭🥴🤣

[@EricYohansa]

What an emotional roller coaster.

[@TheInstitution]

2:55 Christopher Walken?! ⚡

[@claudehauper7629]

He’s got a fever...and the only prescription is more cowbell!

[@MissFaryl]

I laughed out loud

[@ian_b]

Even though it's a parody, it still cured my crippling depression for 4 minutes.

[@SirenOfStyxx]

The halmark of a halmark movie Business woman discovers the " joy" of being a typical housewife and giving up on her dreams of independence through the magic of love and chrismas

[@wordart_guian]

she goes on to sell christmas ornaments, don't forget

[@SirenOfStyxx]

@Sweaty Fanny Pack no im making fun of how they advocate for women to give on their dreams to be a housewifeand how sexist it is

[@SirenOfStyxx]

@Sweaty Fanny Pack im genuinely confused, how am I a sexist for making fun of a sexist trope bc its stupid

[@destinymace]

@@SirenOfStyxx If it helps I don't understand what they are going at either.

[@SirenOfStyxx]

@@destinymace I think they misinterpreted my comment, or are a troll

[@brittlaroche3080]

You included all the green foliage in the outdoor scenes 🎉

[@savedbygrace.slowedreverb]

My brain is trying to figure out how to make my face smile harder

[@partheniafayne9426]

Spot on!! Also need a Christmas tree lighting and/or to look for live Christmas trees together!

[@metalgrinch]

I Love how it's not just Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Town, but its Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Town Ohio. 😂🤣

[@girliboi]

that's the part that threw me tbh.. seems like they're usually somewhere vaguely further north like Michinnesconsin or Vermainechussettes, somewhere that even flyover states just think of as "the colden place"..

[@soni8995]

@@girliboi 🤣🤣🤣

[@serenequeenl0v3]

Lol so accurate- the only thing missing is all the heavy breathing 😮‍💨 in the cold air 😂

[@MiMiTheMemer]

“gOOOh tO Himm!” 😂

[@emilyjones7724]

Chase him through the airport, security be damned!

[@RalphAnthonyCBasco]

Thank you very much for summary of Halmark’s 40 movies this season.

[@donxavier10]

"Go to him!" Hilarious!

[@willferrell8524]

just needed spontaneous christmas caroling and then the obligatory countdown to light the town christmas tree...

[@mr.goodpliers6988]

Her voice even sounds like Lacey Chabert's... uncanny!

[@JB49105]

The worst part is that it's not dramatized this is actually what those movies are like