Hallmark Horror - SNL

Two former classmates (Nate Bargatze, Chloe Fineman) reconnect in their hometown.
Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: pck.tv/3n1IyzK
Subscribe to SNL: goo.gl/tUsXwM
Stream Current Full Episodes: www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live
WATCH PAST SNL SEASONS
Google Play - bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay
iTunes - bit.ly/SNLiTunes
SNL ON SOCIAL
SNL Instagram: / nbcsnl
SNL Facebook: / snl
SNL Twitter: / nbcsnl
SNL TikTok: / nbcsnl
GET MORE NBC
Like NBC: / nbc
Follow NBC: / nbc
NBC Tumblr: / nbctv
KZbin: / nbc
NBC Instagram: / nbc
#SNL #NateBargatze #SNL49 #FooFighters

[@eden3150]

“the only thing female viewers like more than romance is murder.” true crime for life

[@JamieMurphy25]

I mean, with TV stations devoted to crime (i.e. Oxygen, ID, Court TV, True Crime Network etc), as well as endless podcasts, there is a reason why a lot of women are into this.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

And considering how many people there are who find those killers hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already been at least one incident in real life that’s played out like this skit…

[@ontheruntonowhere]

@@eeyorehaferbock7870 Best two hours of my life.

[@Takarathekoala]

I watch True Crime so I know what to look out for lol. I now see a red flag coming a mile away

[@a2mark57]

@@JamieMurphy25 No. You got it backwards. The fact that women (and men) eat that stuff up is why there are so many TV stations devoted to crime.

[@jenniwolf]

"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you anymore 😖😖" lol that was too good with the pouty voice

[@kittytheflcatmom9566]

They nailed the Hallmark formula perfectly!! 😂😂😂

[@bobknobbe3561]

they did?

[@tleat]

Will return when you're at 665 likes.

[@Apple-og6gh]

@@tleat Return!

[@tleat]

@@Apple-og6gh it’s beautiful. Now I can go into the west.

[@firegirl4707]

what formula? they are all the same movie

[@JasonHubsch]

"Only on Hallmark, where 'boo' means 'boyfriend.'" Great line!

[@e.keough2975]

Shocked that the fiance made it through this sketch

[@jondunmore4268]

More believable storyline woulda been if Nate killed the fiance, took his ring, and proposed with that.

[@Arawn505]

@@jondunmore4268 Maybe that was the fiancé's hand at the end? ☺

[@TheBlindRaven]

​@@Arawn505thought exactly this!

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

He reminded me of Patrick Bateman

[@kennymac1346]

That was disappointing

[@angelalee939]

I have never seen Nate Bargatze display such a wide range emotion ...and I'M LIVING FOR IT!! 😂😂😂

[@danil7safin]

Who?

[@TheJpep2424]

@@danil7safin The comedian that hosted the show. The guy in this video. Nate Bargatze.

[@danil7safin]

@@TheJpep2424 I thinks that's a made up name. The AI these days sure is crazy. All I'm saying SNL used to be good with Nord McWendy's until this "Nate" "Bar-gaht-zee" personality

[@originalprecursor]

I've had to sit through about 9 dozen of these Hallmark movies, and I gotta say they brought in the 'black friend' for about the same amount of airtime.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Have you seen *"You've Got Mail"?* Dave Chappelle plays *the Black Best Friend* of Tom Hanks' character. 🤣😅🤣

[@AsylumSaint]

So what. What's that have to do with anything?

[@MossyMozart]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 - Yes, but they allowed him to really act, within their formula, of course.

[@antonina8337]

How do you *have to* sit through these movies though?

[@georgethompson3763]

@@antonina8337 He's married.

[@zeroshadow2468]

Honestly this seems like an actual Hallmark idea.

[@TrueOrigins1618]

That’s because it’s every hallmark movie, ever. Wait they forgot to add a prince and mistletoe. There’s always the sequel

[@monkeyflower3851]

They literally have a second channel called Hallmark Murders and Mysteries.

[@lucone2937]

Perhaps Hallmark is finally running out of ideas for new romantic Christmas movies?

[@juniorjames7076]

Hallmark and Lifetime Channels have been getting kinda raw lately!!

[@Shimmeringsand]

“Filmed on a samsung in estonia” I can’t stop laughing fr

[@FeatherOfLife]

Same

[@nightmoose]

I didn't get that one. Does the video quality always look poor?

[@tatehildyard5332]

They do, but this particular parody is still shot with nicer cameras and lighting than actual Hallmark content. TV movies have VERY low budgets so they’re made as quickly and as cheaply as possible with extremely flat multi cam sitcom style lighting

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

"Y'all stupid" was just priceless. Totally not expecting that 👏 This whole skit was excellent

[@DMobi]

Not just a funny line but straight up facts.

[@johna8866]

Thank you for the casual racism , but now it’s our turn to settle the score.😀👍

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

@@johna8866 What?

[@johna8866]

@@tiffanyshanley1419 You’ll find out

[@johna8866]

@@tiffanyshanley1419 🫵😃 Enjoy! 🍆

[@scoobydoo3928]

My wife loved the Hallmark channel and violent crime stories. I wish she were still here, because even she would laugh at this.

[@jondunmore4268]

No one wants to leave the OBVIOUS comment...

[@cometstyles3772]

well its your fault for killing her...

[@cp-sh9nj]

I call my wife Angel. Cause she’s buried in the backyard.

[@georgethompson3763]

Did she go out to buy cigarettes and never came back?

[@Chelumpkeif]

Aside from all these odd comments, my condolences ❤, I’m sure your wife is looking happily from above 🕊️

[@cbailey4322]

“I don’t even know if i want to kill you anymore.”😂 By the way that was really Nate’s high school photo.

[@healinspaces4u]

That's the line that got me. I'm done!! 😂😂😂

[@sarahbess1210]

@@healinspaces4uSame!! 😂😂😂😂 And “Go back to NY where there’s plenty of people to kill you!”

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Mikey Day is actually Patrick Batemen.

[@christophermanley3602]

So far, only three people in the comments got that joke.

[@cbpd89]

She clearly has a type!

[@carolinaamber3355]

i legitamitely looked at the comments to see if it was fucking christian bale

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Nate killing it in this hallmark bit! That was hilarious 😂😂😂.

[@sharonshin4574]

Nate did an AMAZING job on SNL!!! He was hilarious. Enjoyed watching!!

[@arthurrubents]

2:19 "Just go back to New York! There's plenty of people to kill you there" 😂 By far the most realistic part of this entire sketch LMAO

[@MossyMozart]

@arthurrubents - C'mon - violent crime rates in NYC have dropped significantly.

[@peregrino9154]

@@MossyMozartComedy killer

[@blueelf217]

True. That part made me laugh. Born and raised in Brooklyn.

[@georgehege7914]

I came here for this! 😂😂

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Who knew mixing a slasher horror movie with a typical Hallmark romantic comedy could create one of most gut busting sketches of the night! 🤣🤣🤣 Chloe, Nate and Punkie definitely nailed this sketch! This has gotta be one of funniest skits of the night!

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Her name is *PUNKIE Johnson.* Not Pinkie.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 oops sorry. 😣 my computer’s AutoCorrect must’ve messed up her name while I was typing it. I’ll fix it right now. I hope you have a great day!

[@1craley878]

The concept of this was brilliant and hilarious.

[@theserenadingsiren]

Hands down better than any Hallmark movie.

[@ericadams214]

"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you, anymore." 🤣🤣

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

This was comedy gold. I was dead at 2 "almost attractive actors with two almost human sounding names: Gashley Griegert and Bren Cloebog" and at I don't even know if I want to kill you anymore...

[@tishareza]

Lol!😂 I've always wondered why Hallmark actors have weird sounding names 😅

[@AntonXul]

@@tishareza What are some of the weird names in these movies?

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Bren Cloebog lmao

[@user-wh5ir4fo4r]

I've heard it referred to as "Canadian handsome."

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

LOL Too damn funny@@user-wh5ir4fo4r

[@missoctober8859]

They even nailed the Hallmark hairdo.

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

Gotta be honest, if Hallmark actually made this, I'd watch it.

[@bonitabruce1753]

Better than those endless Christmas movies, hurry up Jan. 1.

[@wsidechris]

This would be a huge improvement for Hallmark.

[@florencelinderman3797]

You nailed this, Nate Bargatze!!🎉🎉🎉😅😅

[@welcometoamerica690]

My mom's addicted to hallmark movies, I'm sending her this sketch right now 😂

[@RavenclawNimbus]

"I don't even WANNA kill you anymore 😭" Oh my gosh that killed me (OH FRICK I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT)

[@ronnieking3848]

🤣🤣🤣

[@aamnagotrizz]

AAAAAA I LOVE NATE BARGATZE!!! Amazing guy with impeccable talent.

[@sherylsimmons8111]

@1:53 "All y'all white girls just stupid." LOL!😂😂😂

[@paulagoeringer9466]

The best line 🤣🤣🤣

[@dumbcat]

@@paulagoeringer9466 no. the most racist line.

[@jayboogie4249]

I see they hired all high quality writers and producers. Great Work!

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's usually what happens when SNL comes back from a hiatus caused by a writer's strike (while the show was also on hiatus because NBC couldn't stand how crummy it was doing during its sixth season in the early 1980s and because of COVID lockdowns during its 45th season in 2020, the quality both times felt a little shaky when it came back).

[@jondunmore4268]

...or maybe all the writers were so repressed during the strike that they just BLURTED OUT all quality stuff this week on SNL....

[@steveconn]

Brilliant idea, Hallmark needs to go in this direction.

[@abbycross90210]

What an incredible gift. Totally new material for free! I love his comedy so much.

[@madelineschultz4968]

Nate rocked SNL this week.

[@brianbyrd2191]

That "Go Back to New York" line was underrated lol

[@leslysuarez91]

This. Yes!

[@Corpus11of10]

The American Psycho reference lol yes!

[@norarivers2744]

Checks all the boxes for a Hallmark Movie plot😂🎃

[@matthewmangum6320]

This episode would fit in perfectly on their Movies and Mysteries Channel.

[@AngelaBagel]

“Go back to New York! There’s plenty of people to kill you there!” 💀😂

[@dealeras2143]

The season with Bargatze is one of the best in a long time. I would like to see him again on the show.

[@ryannevin1496]

There goes SNL, Giving Hallmark the right idea!

[@Tao_Tology]

Hallmark execs: Write that down!

[@briarrose7016]

Even though this skit was a bit too drawn out, they nailed it. This was the funniest episode in YEARS thanks to Nate.

[@jenniferlawrence1372]

I will take all of this they will give us.

[@briarrose7016]

​@@jenniferlawrence1372lol I love Jennifer Lawrence too. And yeah he should host every season!

[@flipflopflammable]

You forgot the part where he sits and he talks about how much he misses his dead mom. She was the best serial killer there ever was

[@reignfire85]

I would seriously watch this if Hallmark made a horror film into a romantic comedy.

[@Suz1]

Did you enjoy Santa Clarita Diet?

[@13kavak13]

@@Suz1 i did it had everything

[@meatballguy1]

​Murder. Humour. Dan Cortes...

[@blakecarter7730]

Dexter was close.

[@theSupercasa]

"Actors with almost human-sounding names." Lacey Chabert entered the chat.

[@Kenzie_Hill]

Romance. Murder. Best friend. Twists.... Nailed it!!! ❤

[@healinspaces4u]

Come on Nate!! Genius. I can't breathe 😭😂😂

[@sp1ralg1rl]

i hollered at a stab at love LMAOOOOO

[@dddrockies]

Nate should be a permanent guest on SNL.

[@jondunmore4268]

Well, "permanent" may wear out his welcome... but I hope he definitely becomes a Five-Timer.

[@janicedenisar3008]

Nate’s got his own stellar life & career going on…. “Thanks for the honor, but no thanks, I’m sorry “ ❤

[@matthewrobinson9955]

This was fantastic 😂

[@shirleycolopy4322]

This is hysterical!!!😂 Nate is the best comedian!!

[@IamD9595]

Nate is hilarious, thanks for the laughs!

[@ariamiller5475]

This sounds like the story line to every country music song. We are all happy Taylor went pop. It was for her own safety.

[@JamieMurphy25]

And now she is a billionaire.

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

Love hallmark and the mock versions 😂

[@andrewyarosh1809]

Wow, congratulations SNL. Finally, a tightly edited and funny segment. Keep it up.

[@EJofLA]

Nate and Chloe killed that lol!

[@TheElusiveReality]

Punkie was very underrated in this lol

[@bobbymcgee1823]

really Nates Senior High School picture😅

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*@**1:53**, Punkie Johnson preached a true sermon on every horror movie ever created, and I am thankful!* 🤣😂

[@crystalshaw8744]

Y'all wrong for this...giggle. My mama LOVES Hallmark movies. I have no idea why.

[@ChristophelusPulps]

"A Stab at Love" is an unironically great title.

[@Bear2man858]

He killed this one so funny. I watch all his work I can find. One of the funniest people out there.

[@tigerlily1118]

Her: "I think I'm falling for you!" Him: "I want to kill you and your whole family." ☠️ 😂

[@atant2]

Please bring Nate back soon!

[@randommminator]

Lmao that cold purple hand with the ring on it tho, someone liked it!

[@jacksonkloes4967]

Would 100% watch this

[@keepingitreal215]

Nate nailed it. The wig😂

[@sunnycooper9440]

I'm surprised there's not a Hallmark movie like this already...

[@thehungrygoldfish]

There are probably Lifetime movies that are not far off lol.

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

I wanna see the full movie of this lmao

[@matthewishunting]

I cant believe they got that dancing weatherman to be on SNL. I love him!

[@CharliePetricor]

Abandoning a successful career in the city for your hometown and your childhood friend is horrifying by itself.

[@benzaiten933]

but true success for a woman means getting married and popping out at least two children! (heavy sarcasm, in case it wasn't obvious)

[@Tao_Tology]

What's that, Charlie? You're resistant to the idea of returning to your hometown, folksy roots and finding a way to be truly happy and learn about yourself.........and maybe find luuuuurrve? Yeah, you're ready for a Hallmark change of heart.

[@RepentImmediately]

I returned to my hometown a year ago after 20 years in Chicago--only because of a crisis; I had NO plans on EVER living here again--and now I'm involved with a great guy. Have I been Hallmarked???!!! 😱 TF......

[@vincentgirardi401]

Every hallmark movie is basically the plot of Sweet Home Alabama in a winter-like setting. It’s like Sweet Home Minnesota

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sophiazada]

LOL! Okay, but why do I want to watch the full movie of this

[@laurenw.8178]

Okay this was GREAT 😂😂

[@TakeThisification]

If y’all haven’t watched actual Hallmark Halloween movies, you’re missing out

[@AEM479]

Nate’s wig 🤣🤣🤣

[@tommym0322]

“The true meaning of Halloween” 😂

[@geraldinep.3287]

Too funny. This was brilliant 😂😂🔥🔥 #TheHallmarkFormula #NailedIt

[@johnchessant3012]

starring Gashely Greigert and Bren Cloebog

[@NewMessage]

The true horror is the friends we made along the way.

[@JaguarRacingTeamX]

Nailed it. What SNL should and used to be...funny. Thanks SNL/Nate Bargatze!

[@sylph8005]

Used to be? This was two months ago

[@JaguarRacingTeamX]

Yeah and? What don't you get? It hasn't been funny for about 8+ years. Then the new season with Nate starting it off and was hilarious again. Not the hug box/agenda driven "comedy" that failed. Are you slow at reading or genuinely don't understand what you read? It's stupid I have to explain this to you.@@sylph8005

[@CalvinLimuel]

where "boo" means "boyfriend" ... I mean 😂

[@AmiraUnplugged]

This is AMAZING 💀

[@RDEnduro]

Shot entirely on a Samsung Galaxy in Estonia.. so good lmao

[@heckensteiner4713]

This episode was pretty dang good. The Washington's Dream sketch was my favorite.

[@alejandrososa3168]

Instant Classic!

[@heartsforchrist1611]

😂 I love Nate bargatze

[@thewolfandherbooks]

The way she picked up the wine to turn around just so she could drop it...

[@leovalverde1508]

The only thing missing is the ending under the gazebo in the town square.

[@remc0s]

This is every Christmas movie. "I'm engaged to a fancy business man who has to close a deal in New York during Christmas, but thankfully my childhood friend is keeping me company while helping out at my bookstore/bakery."

[@kathleendonnelly6077]

This is epic!

[@Smartass_Jedi]

I would watch this in a heartbeat

[@BkNy02]

I wish this was real. I'd watch for the camp.😂

[@astrea79]

I would watch the hell out of this. HALLMARK, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[@user13256]

the fact that the trailer basically feels like watching the entire movie is also very hallmark

[@akiman712]

Nate bargatze is great comedian

[@Mr_Miles_45]

The hand was GREAT

[@edwardwong654]

The black woman was funny. Anything with Nate is brilliant. He killed me with the George Washington skit.

[@user-zn4yf4pp3d]

Most brilliant sketch ever. You dont get much more factual and truthful than this.

[@jenniferlawrence1372]

Imma be honest, at least 900,000 of these views are me watching over and over and over...

[@WellnessRosterHQ]

Pretty much exactly every Hallmark movie.

[@lorrainem.swartzentruber3077]

I love Nate😂