Hallmark Horror - SNL

[@user13256]

the fact that the trailer basically feels like watching the entire movie is also very hallmark

[@okkcomputer]

or every movie these days

[@jensraab2902]

@@okkcomputer Very true. I've been avoiding trailers of movies I still want to watch for years now.

[@e.keough2975]

Shocked that the fiance made it through this sketch

[@jondunmore4268]

More believable storyline woulda been if Nate killed the fiance, took his ring, and proposed with that.

[@Arawn505]

@@jondunmore4268 Maybe that was the fiancé's hand at the end? ☺

[@TheBlindRaven]

​@@Arawn505thought exactly this!

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

He reminded me of Patrick Bateman

[@kennymac1346]

That was disappointing

[@eden3150]

“the only thing female viewers like more than romance is murder.” true crime for life

[@JamieMurphy25]

I mean, with TV stations devoted to crime (i.e. Oxygen, ID, Court TV, True Crime Network etc), as well as endless podcasts, there is a reason why a lot of women are into this.

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

And considering how many people there are who find those killers hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s already been at least one incident in real life that’s played out like this skit…

[@ontheruntonowhere]

@@eeyorehaferbock7870 Best two hours of my life.

[@Takarathekoala]

I watch True Crime so I know what to look out for lol. I now see a red flag coming a mile away

[@a2mark57]

@@JamieMurphy25 No. You got it backwards. The fact that women (and men) eat that stuff up is why there are so many TV stations devoted to crime.

[@jenniwolf]

"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you anymore 😖😖" lol that was too good with the pouty voice

[@angelalee939]

I have never seen Nate Bargatze display such a wide range emotion ...and I'M LIVING FOR IT!! 😂😂😂

[@danil7safin]

Who?

[@TheJpep2424]

@@danil7safin The comedian that hosted the show. The guy in this video. Nate Bargatze.

[@danil7safin]

@@TheJpep2424 I thinks that's a made up name. The AI these days sure is crazy. All I'm saying SNL used to be good with Nord McWendy's until this "Nate" "Bar-gaht-zee" personality

[@rynehall9990]

Don't you mean DYING for it?🎉🎉

[@JasonHubsch]

"Only on Hallmark, where 'boo' means 'boyfriend.'" Great line!

[@melindamassey14]

Boo sounds ignorant. But hey look at the source of it.

[@NobleUnclean]

I've had to sit through about 9 dozen of these Hallmark movies, and I gotta say they brought in the 'black friend' for about the same amount of airtime.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Have you seen *"You've Got Mail"?* Dave Chappelle plays *the Black Best Friend* of Tom Hanks' character. 🤣😅🤣

[@AsylumSaint]

So what. What's that have to do with anything?

[@MossyMozart]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 - Yes, but they allowed him to really act, within their formula, of course.

[@antonina8337]

How do you *have to* sit through these movies though?

[@georgethompson3763]

@@antonina8337 He's married.

[@kittytheflcatmom9566]

They nailed the Hallmark formula perfectly!! 😂😂😂

[@bobknobbe3561]

they did?

[@leathammayhem]

Will return when you're at 665 likes.

[@Apple-og6gh]

@@leathammayhem Return!

[@leathammayhem]

@@Apple-og6gh it’s beautiful. Now I can go into the west.

[@firegirl4707]

what formula? they are all the same movie

[@ZeroShadow1998]

Honestly this seems like an actual Hallmark idea.

[@TrueOrigins1618]

That’s because it’s every hallmark movie, ever. Wait they forgot to add a prince and mistletoe. There’s always the sequel

[@monkeyflower3851]

They literally have a second channel called Hallmark Murders and Mysteries.

[@lucone2937]

Perhaps Hallmark is finally running out of ideas for new romantic Christmas movies?

[@juniorjames7076]

Hallmark and Lifetime Channels have been getting kinda raw lately!!

[@scoobydoo3928]

My wife loved the Hallmark channel and violent crime stories. I wish she were still here, because even she would laugh at this.

[@jondunmore4268]

No one wants to leave the OBVIOUS comment...

[@cometstyles3772]

well its your fault for killing her...

[@cp-sh9nj]

I call my wife Angel. Cause she’s buried in the backyard.

[@georgethompson3763]

Did she go out to buy cigarettes and never came back?

[@Chelumpkeif]

Aside from all these odd comments, my condolences ❤, I’m sure your wife is looking happily from above 🕊️

[@cbailey4322]

“I don’t even know if i want to kill you anymore.”😂 By the way that was really Nate’s high school photo.

[@healinspaces4u]

That's the line that got me. I'm done!! 😂😂😂

[@sarahbess1210]

@@healinspaces4uSame!! 😂😂😂😂 And “Go back to NY where there’s plenty of people to kill you!”

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@momma2cavalierssf]

This was the best line for me too. The way he delivered it 😂❤

[@Shimmeringsand]

“Filmed on a samsung in estonia” I can’t stop laughing fr

[@FeatherOfLife]

Same

[@nightmoose]

I didn't get that one. Does the video quality always look poor?

[@tatehildyard5332]

They do, but this particular parody is still shot with nicer cameras and lighting than actual Hallmark content. TV movies have VERY low budgets so they’re made as quickly and as cheaply as possible with extremely flat multi cam sitcom style lighting

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

"Y'all stupid" was just priceless. Totally not expecting that 👏 This whole skit was excellent

[@DMobi]

Not just a funny line but straight up facts.

[@johna8866]

Thank you for the casual racism , but now it’s our turn to settle the score.😀👍

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

@@johna8866 What?

[@johna8866]

@@tiffanyshanley1419 You’ll find out

[@johna8866]

@@tiffanyshanley1419 🫵😃 Enjoy! 🍆

[@arthurrubents]

2:19 "Just go back to New York! There's plenty of people to kill you there" 😂 By far the most realistic part of this entire sketch LMAO

[@MossyMozart]

@arthurrubents - C'mon - violent crime rates in NYC have dropped significantly.

[@peregrino9154]

@@MossyMozartComedy killer

[@blueelf217]

True. That part made me laugh. Born and raised in Brooklyn.

[@georgehege7914]

I came here for this! 😂😂

[@StevenEvens7125]

_#EndChildRape_

[@sharonshin4574]

Nate did an AMAZING job on SNL!!! He was hilarious. Enjoyed watching!!

[@ramirezproductions0826]

Who knew mixing a slasher horror movie with a typical Hallmark romantic comedy could create one of most gut busting sketches of the night! 🤣🤣🤣 Chloe, Nate and Punkie definitely nailed this sketch! This has gotta be one of funniest skits of the night!

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Her name is *PUNKIE Johnson.* Not Pinkie.

[@ramirezproductions0826]

@@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 oops sorry. 😣 my computer’s AutoCorrect must’ve messed up her name while I was typing it. I’ll fix it right now. I hope you have a great day!

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

This was comedy gold. I was dead at 2 "almost attractive actors with two almost human sounding names: Gashley Griegert and Bren Cloebog" and at I don't even know if I want to kill you anymore...

[@tishareza]

Lol!😂 I've always wondered why Hallmark actors have weird sounding names 😅

[@AntonXul]

@@tishareza What are some of the weird names in these movies?

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

Bren Cloebog lmao

[@stephaniegriffin7176]

LOL Too damn funny@user-wh5ir4fo4r

[@RobeLifeMusic]

Mikey Day is actually Patrick Batemen.

[@christophermanley3602]

So far, only three people in the comments got that joke.

[@cbpd89]

She clearly has a type!

[@carolinaamber3355]

i legitamitely looked at the comments to see if it was fucking christian bale

[@chrisbirch4150]

Yeah I didn't notice until I saw your comment but Day even puts on that slight lisp that Christian Bale has

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Nate killing it in this hallmark bit! That was hilarious 😂😂😂.

[@theserenadingsiren]

Hands down better than any Hallmark movie.

[@JaimieManley-k3v]

Most brilliant sketch ever. You dont get much more factual and truthful than this.

[@welcometoamerica690]

My mom's addicted to hallmark movies, I'm sending her this sketch right now 😂

[@aamna-b2l]

AAAAAA I LOVE NATE BARGATZE!!! Amazing guy with impeccable talent.

[@steveconn]

Brilliant idea, Hallmark needs to go in this direction.

[@1craley878]

The concept of this was brilliant and hilarious.

[@wsidechris]

This would be a huge improvement for Hallmark.

[@briarrose7016]

Even though this skit was a bit too drawn out, they nailed it. This was the funniest episode in YEARS thanks to Nate.

[@jenniferlawrence1372]

I will take all of this they will give us.

[@briarrose7016]

​@@jenniferlawrence1372lol I love Jennifer Lawrence too. And yeah he should host every season!

[@roguedy]

After having seen hundreds of different scenes from different hallmark movies cause it’s all my grandma ever watches, I would definitely believe this would be a real hallmark movie

[@abbycross90210]

What an incredible gift. Totally new material for free! I love his comedy so much.

[@cranjismcbasketball2565]

Gotta be honest, if Hallmark actually made this, I'd watch it.

[@bonitabruce1753]

Better than those endless Christmas movies, hurry up Jan. 1.

[@jayboogie4249]

I see they hired all high quality writers and producers. Great Work!

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's usually what happens when SNL comes back from a hiatus caused by a writer's strike (while the show was also on hiatus because NBC couldn't stand how crummy it was doing during its sixth season in the early 1980s and because of COVID lockdowns during its 45th season in 2020, the quality both times felt a little shaky when it came back).

[@jondunmore4268]

...or maybe all the writers were so repressed during the strike that they just BLURTED OUT all quality stuff this week on SNL....

[@missoctober8859]

They even nailed the Hallmark hairdo.

[@Zimisce85]

0:55 Very accurate except for pretending Chloe is just "almost attractive"

[@jenniferlawrence9598]

The Washington sketch gets so much more love, but this is AWESOME. "I don't even know if I WANT to kill you anymore." "Don't say that."

[@ericadams214]

"I don't even know if I WANNA kill you, anymore." 🤣🤣

[@dealeras2143]

The season with Bargatze is one of the best in a long time. I would like to see him again on the show.

[@flipflopflammable]

You forgot the part where he sits and he talks about how much he misses his dead mom. She was the best serial killer there ever was

[@RavenclawNimbus]

"I don't even WANNA kill you anymore 😭" Oh my gosh that killed me (OH FRICK I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT)

[@ronnieking3848]

🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewyarosh1809]

Wow, congratulations SNL. Finally, a tightly edited and funny segment. Keep it up.

[@theSupercasa]

"Actors with almost human-sounding names." Lacey Chabert entered the chat.

[@madelineschultz4968]

Nate rocked SNL this week.

[@brianbyrd2191]

That "Go Back to New York" line was underrated lol

[@leslysuarez91]

This. Yes!

[@Corpus11of10]

The American Psycho reference lol yes!

[@dddrockies]

Nate should be a permanent guest on SNL.

[@jondunmore4268]

Well, "permanent" may wear out his welcome... but I hope he definitely becomes a Five-Timer.

[@janicedenisar3008]

Nate’s got his own stellar life & career going on…. “Thanks for the honor, but no thanks, I’m sorry “ ❤

[@reignfire85]

I would seriously watch this if Hallmark made a horror film into a romantic comedy.

[@Suz1]

Did you enjoy Santa Clarita Diet?

[@13kavak13]

@@Suz1 i did it had everything

[@meatballguy1]

​Murder. Humour. Dan Cortes...

[@blakecarter7730]

Dexter was close.

[@CharliePetricor]

Abandoning a successful career in the city for your hometown and your childhood friend is horrifying by itself.

[@benzaiten933]

but true success for a woman means getting married and popping out at least two children! (heavy sarcasm, in case it wasn't obvious)

[@Tao_Tology]

What's that, Charlie? You're resistant to the idea of returning to your hometown, folksy roots and finding a way to be truly happy and learn about yourself.........and maybe find luuuuurrve? Yeah, you're ready for a Hallmark change of heart.

[@RepentImmediately]

I returned to my hometown a year ago after 20 years in Chicago--only because of a crisis; I had NO plans on EVER living here again--and now I'm involved with a great guy. Have I been Hallmarked???!!! 😱 TF......

[@vincentgirardi401]

Every hallmark movie is basically the plot of Sweet Home Alabama in a winter-like setting. It’s like Sweet Home Minnesota

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hunterwinters3739]

My wife watches Hallmark constantly, and I'm not exaggerating when I say this, but literally 70%+ of the movies have the word "love" in the title. Most movies have a girl with a dead mom or grandmother, they live in a big city and have to come home to their rural hometown for some ridiculous reason and fall in love with the person they first hated. Seriously, this is the formula. To see this is quite hilarious and 100% accurate.

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*@**1:53**, Punkie Johnson preached a true sermon on every horror movie ever created, and I am thankful!* 🤣😂

[@AngelaBagel]

“Go back to New York! There’s plenty of people to kill you there!” 💀😂

[@IamD9595]

Nate is hilarious, thanks for the laughs!

[@sherylsimmons8111]

@1:53 "All y'all white girls just stupid." LOL!😂😂😂

[@paulagoeringer9466]

The best line 🤣🤣🤣

[@dumbcat]

@@paulagoeringer9466 no. the most racist line.

[@FireNooodles]

​@@dumbcatIt's a joke because of the roles they tend to take in horror movies. Lighten up.

[@MrJamnel9999]

It was pretty cringe casual racism to me

[@kimmieknowsrealestate3876]

Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@matthewmangum6320]

This episode would fit in perfectly on their Movies and Mysteries Channel.

[@ChristophelusPulps]

"A Stab at Love" is an unironically great title.

[@ariamiller5475]

This sounds like the story line to every country music song. We are all happy Taylor went pop. It was for her own safety.

[@JamieMurphy25]

And now she is a billionaire.

[@florencelinderman3797]

You nailed this, Nate Bargatze!!🎉🎉🎉😅😅

[@norarivers2744]

Checks all the boxes for a Hallmark Movie plot😂🎃

[@Bear2man858]

He killed this one so funny. I watch all his work I can find. One of the funniest people out there.

[@PHGWickedQuick]

really Nates Senior High School picture😅

[@ryannevin1496]

There goes SNL, Giving Hallmark the right idea!

[@Tao_Tology]

Hallmark execs: Write that down!

[@Kenzie_Hill]

Romance. Murder. Best friend. Twists.... Nailed it!!! ❤

[@atant2]

Please bring Nate back soon!

[@edwardwong654]

The black woman was funny. Anything with Nate is brilliant. He killed me with the George Washington skit.

[@Mariabea63]

I can’t believe this was a year ago 😭 feels like Nate just hosted

[@heckensteiner4713]

This episode was pretty dang good. The Washington's Dream sketch was my favorite.

[@shirleycolopy4322]

This is hysterical!!!😂 Nate is the best comedian!!

[@TheElusiveReality]

Punkie was very underrated in this lol

[@sincerelyJayD]

“I’m scared” “Of the murders?!” “No, of loveeee” That took me out 😂👀

[@NewMessage]

The true horror is the friends we made along the way.

[@crystalshaw8744]

Y'all wrong for this...giggle. My mama LOVES Hallmark movies. I have no idea why.

[@sunnycooper9440]

I'm surprised there's not a Hallmark movie like this already...

[@thehungrygoldfish]

There are probably Lifetime movies that are not far off lol.

[@johnchessant3012]

starring Gashely Greigert and Bren Cloebog

[@healinspaces4u]

Come on Nate!! Genius. I can't breathe 😭😂😂

[@EJofLA]

Nate and Chloe killed that lol!

[@TakeThisification]

If y’all haven’t watched actual Hallmark Halloween movies, you’re missing out

[@michaellucejr.6374]

I’d actually wanna watch a Hallmark movie like this

[@remc0s]

This is every Christmas movie. "I'm engaged to a fancy business man who has to close a deal in New York during Christmas, but thankfully my childhood friend is keeping me company while helping out at my bookstore/bakery."

[@tigerlily1118]

Her: "I think I'm falling for you!" Him: "I want to kill you and your whole family." ☠️ 😂

[@RDEnduro]

Shot entirely on a Samsung Galaxy in Estonia.. so good lmao

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

Love hallmark and the mock versions 😂

[@RayelityCheckMinistries]

Well, they nailed the Hallmark formula!

[@poultryprincessglam-ma9298]

Nate’s accent is awesome. “There’s plenny uh people kill you thare.”

[@jacksonkloes4967]

Would 100% watch this

[@luxorestatemedia5164]

How's is this NOT a Hallmark movie????

[@PeaceRose96]

SO good!!! they absolutely nailed it!! i'm obsessed

[@sp1ralg1rl]

i hollered at a stab at love LMAOOOOO

[@leovalverde1508]

The only thing missing is the ending under the gazebo in the town square.

[@matthewishunting]

I cant believe they got that dancing weatherman to be on SNL. I love him!

[@VeeAmericanEagle]

I wanna see the full movie of this lmao

[@FishTanksAreCatTVs]

They missed the opportunity to call the NY fiancé "Patrick (Bateman)". He already looks the part. She could have been torn between two murder-lovers.

[@johngregor6743]

If you liked this, check out the 2019 SNL sketch - "The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders" a Wes Anderson horror movie.

[@RodericSpode]

Haha, nailed the Hallmark channel, as is my understanding from what other people have told me about their movies.

[@thewolfandherbooks]

The way she picked up the wine to turn around just so she could drop it...

[@Smartass_Jedi]

I would watch this in a heartbeat

[@koreannmartin9172]

Good for him! So well received and well done.

[@geraldinep.3287]

Too funny. This was brilliant 😂😂🔥🔥 #TheHallmarkFormula #NailedIt

[@randommminator]

Lmao that cold purple hand with the ring on it tho, someone liked it!

[@BkNy02]

I wish this was real. I'd watch for the camp.😂

[@keepingitreal215]

Nate nailed it. The wig😂

[@matthewrobinson9955]

This was fantastic 😂

[@M4NNY5000]

happy to see SNL doing a “30 Rock in its prime” type of skit