Every Hockey Mom 🏒

My neighbor is definitely a hockey Mom... Not sure why she calls it a bucket though 🤷🏼‍♀️ #hockey #comedy #midwest
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[@losergamer04]

"I don't support violence, but I don't make the Hockey rules." That's so Midwest mom, and accurate. Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Glad we could make you smile :)

[@NTJ-]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs Now hockey brothers (or siblings). As one I can attest they are even louder and more exciting.

[@Themis-123]

I love hockey!!!!🏒🏒

[@potatodog3363]

"Fair enough 🤷 " haha

[@ryancorsaut5177]

As a Canadian, this accurately represents a good 90 percent of my friends moms.

[@Drnaynay]

I always love Midwest Mom Neighbour, but as a Canadian, I can say that this one was pure hockey gold, eh?

[@kathyrozema3362]

Not Canadian, but definitely Midwestern (Michigan and Wisconsin), and as a hockey fan myself, SOOOO accurate! Also might be guilty of some of this as a fan...

[@ryancorsaut5177]

If you’re from a prairie province. I can almost guarantee your mom/aunt/grandma is like this in real life. Or you might have got a hatie and all three are like this. Lol.

[@slosh177]

I love when Kim and the neighbor get together, more please!!!

[@terridavis6712]

Yes, me too!!!! 😃😂

[@gailmpintos7232]

Me three!

[@quantwhodratherbewritingak8698]

They are my favorite together!! 😂

[@heidi22209]

Yes Moooore!

[@Heartwing37]

Yeah, those are the best episodes!

[@kellysimmons761]

Midwest Neighbor is a hoot! We need to see the outtakes of all the cracking up that must occur! Thanks for the giggles.

[@darcistephenson5359]

The way she's always screaming at Steve, and the constant misunderstanding. I love them all!

[@mangot589]

As an ex-hockey mom, (he aged out and moved on😢) “move your feet” (a classic, but it IS really important) “offsides” and for some reason “hand pass” was a parent favorite yell. I have to say, my son played travel hockey, and it was some of the absolute best years of my life. Tiring, but so cool. We also had the benefit of having a fantastic group of parents. And wonderful kids. (And for all you who don’t, I’m so sorry). This was so fun, and brought back so many memories. And the “hockey mom” was so spot on. Thanks for the laughs!👌

[@jlgavitt]

Wrestling was knee slide, on your feet, hold it, around the outside, and bridge. 12 years of wrestling, just repeating those phrases over and over. We did 10 years of soccer, never figured out a damn thing.

[@marylyn5965]

Top shelf right where Grandma hides the peanut butter. Lol! 😁

[@amandag417]

I don't know anything about hockey, but this was funny! Kim and her neighbor's personalities contrast and mesh well.

[@raea3588]

Exactly what I was going to write :) Oh, my sides hurt from laughing. "The sin bin" Lol I do know parents who do this where I'm from with every sport from soccer to baseball. I don't know what they're saying either. Very impressed that she could keep it up so realistically for the video 😄 The Holderness Family makes my life happier ❤

[@ColleenJoudrey]

As a teen I spent a lot of time at the hockey rink. This skit wasn't a far stretch from reality, lol.

[@squib147]

As a player and referee for too many years to count, this is waaaaayyyyy too accurate 😂

[@cruisingaltitudewaitress3396]

As a Minnesotan, I really enjoy the interactions between you and your *neighbor*.🤣

[@katiesoderling3596]

Same! 😂

[@markallen3293]

I hear you girl, I'm from Bemidji.

[@BlackOPS6169]

I'm from Woodbury

[@cruisingaltitudewaitress3396]

@BlackOPS6169 I love Woodbury. It's a perfect location. I should move there. Good commute to the airport. I'm 15 miles west of Eden Prairie.

[@pam7825]

You two have made a goal with this one!!! Absolutely hilarious & I don’t even know hockey! Y’all are the funniest duo! 🏒

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

You're too kind, thanks for being here.

[@KellieAnn71]

They really are an awesomely funny duo!

[@jenniferellsworth1226]

I love that it's Kim's channel, but it's the northern neighbor we all come to see. Still loving the jello salad!

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today?

[@schale8051]

I love all videos on this channel but the Midwest Neighbour sketches are my favourite by a landslide. You two are just too awesome together.

[@CrackpotSports]

As a former USA Hockey Ref, it's safe to say, I threw out more moms out of the rinks than dads lol

[@hardinarts7108]

I do not miss this part of my kid's childhood. The parents needed to be slipped some Xanax or something. Maybe chloroformed at set in a locker room for the duration so the kids could just have fun and the coaches/refs/normie parents have some peace! 😂

[@CrackpotSports]

@@hardinarts7108 lol

[@NativeWarrior88]

And you're proud of that? What did they do, yell at you and hurt your feelings?

[@CrackpotSports]

@@NativeWarrior88 lol, One ran onto the ice and pushed another player who had legally checked their child, another mom kept opening the door during play, which is extremely dangerous to yell at me and my partner, a few others for excessive swearing, but for the most part when parents are yelling it's like listening to Charlie Browns teacher, it's a game, relax and have fun.

[@lorieeden2613]

I love the neighbor skits you do. Steve cracks me up, he can never hear what his wife says accurately, too 🤣 funny

[@janet9500]

He’s probably half deaf from all her screaming at him! 😂

[@teenaaggarwal8517]

Midwest mom yells so loudly like she is gonna kill everybody if they do not play correctly🤣🤣

[@kristiwerling4574]

I live in the Midwest, but I'm definitely more of a Kim. 😂

[@teenaaggarwal8517]

@@kristiwerling4574 🤣🤣

[@davehollick3646]

And?

[@thetoysofchildhood]

This was SO accurate!😂 And Detroit Red Wings... Represent!! The throwing the octopus 🐙 on the ice reference made my morning. Yes, that's a real thing!!🐙🏒

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

I cannot believe it's a real thing.

[@nikkisweezea2388]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs It's real. And, you don't have to know a guy, they sell them at carts outside the area before the game.

[@michelelynn5162]

I just came here to say this! YES!!

[@kynn23]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs Two best-of-seven rounds of playoffs = eight wins necessary to win the Stanley Cup. (That was in the '50s. It takes 16 wins now.)

[@mrsindianmonroe]

Awww man when I was a little girl my dad would always watch the Detroit red wings back in them days of Brendon Shannon and can't remember the other big top names, never understood what was going on but always was hyped with him 😂 loved seeing 🐙 on the ice. wasn't his name Stanley🤔?

[@jaykayzed5213]

Oh, this made me smile so big!!! Gotta love MidWest Mom and all the CHIRPIN'!!!

[@hellosunshine4853]

As someone who used to do figure skating and saw all of the hockey moms, very accurate😂

[@Ropecharud]

As a Michigander, I absolutely love this!

[@shaunr7834]

Oh yeah duntcha know

[@ginacastle7337]

We lived next to a hockey family a few years ago and that's exactly what you hear in the grandstands! LOL! Even more fun is when one of the players comes up and tells you, "I'm going to start a fight with that guy (opposing team) in about 5 minutes! Gonna be GREAT!!" LOL! This scored big time and too funny! You both were awesome!!

[@charlenecastaldo3602]

Ha ha ha! My boys didn't like to sit next to me when we were watching hockey. And that was at the house watching it on TV. Fun times! 🏒 Best sport ever 😁

[@RamblinRick_]

As soon as I saw our beloved Midwest Neighbor in the thumbnail, I punched that play button. Great insult: Hey, ref. Check your voicemail, because you missed a call. I've been an umpire for women's softball. So, I felt that one. Women are vicious.

[@helenbryan4030]

Y’all are so good together! Just priceless!

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@mollymollie6048]

So funny, I always love when “the neighbor” is on and Steve never wears his hearing aids, lol!

[@heidih4075]

As a Southerner who moved to Detroit and became a hockey fanatic this is hilarious and accurate down to the off sides being more complicated than soccer and the whole octopus thing. In Hockeytown that's real. Thanks for the laughs!

[@strangegiraffe]

My family is constantly from one hockey practice to another, and my mom’s definitely more calm, but there are lots of hockey moms like this in the stands😂

[@clareh6884]

Same lol

[@ItsLaurenE]

I laughed so hard so many times. You both nailed it. I adore confused/ apologetic Kim. 🤣😂

[@iRosz]

Put the biscuit in the basket! But I learned some new ones for my next Flyers game. Thanks for the laugh!

[@taylorjudi]

Gordie Howe, the octopus, go Wings!!

[@jamiedaley8194]

she was a little calm for Hockey. and yes we do throw an octopus. that's the detroit way!

[@corinnenierzwicki4042]

Can confirm as a Wisconsinite who grew up playing hockey that Midwestern hockey moms are exactly like this.

[@ksherrick430]

Substitute "lacrosse" for "hockey" and this strikes a little too close to home, LOL.

[@cdesmon]

My dad would be pleased. He loved Gordy.

[@lapurta22]

The Gordy Howe Hat Trick is such a missing part of the game now.

[@kimburris9033]

This is me at every sports game, I never know what is going on.

[@ccudmore]

Coming from the land where every neighbour (note the extra "u") is a hockey mom, this is pretty accurate.

[@seanf1451]

Your Canadian?

[@ccudmore]

@@seanf1451 Yes. Sorry.

[@katiesoderling3596]

@@ccudmore so polite 😂

[@seanf1451]

@@ccudmore I am too lol

[@karenbridenthal3180]

Hilarious! Minnesota here.

[@wagsley7862]

That was soooo hilarious! You guys are great together!!! Thx so much!

[@susanwine8665]

The look on Your Face is Priceless 😲🤣😲... You Have a Blessed Day Sweety!

[@raybo1018]

I love the ongoing gag of us never being told the neighbor's NAME.

[@sarahberkner]

Well it's too late to ask at this point lol

[@karenbridenthal3180]

Her name is Ann Marie.

[@janelacher9234]

This one is so Midwest (Michigan) hockey!! Complete with octopus reference! 😂😂

[@judysoltis9664]

She is hilarious! I could watch the two of you every day,

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@adriennemurnik5625]

From Detroit Michigan and I love the neighbor so much especially for all her Michigan wear ❤️

[@mbonney62]

Anything with the Midwest neighbor is my FAVORITE!!! She's awesome. :)

[@SapphireDragon83]

Lolol. Please tell me the Midwest neighbor is going to get her own channel soon. She is great!

[@lyndaemery6420]

OMG! This Michigan girl is loving the Red Wings references. I’m not a huge hockey fan, but my boys and my brother-in-law are huge RedWings fans. Thanks for the laugh once again!

[@heatherframpton9693]

Shared with a local Hockey mom... 😂😁🏒

[@hollishan]

OMG! Thank you so much for the laughs this morning! This was 100% accurate and hysterical! My cheeks are hurting from laughing so much!

[@jordanbrown6253]

I love this, I'm a hockey fan and this mom is on point.

[@coolbunge2838]

Hi guys I love hockey and I love this video. If y’all get the chance you should do a part two

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

There is a playoff game coming up...

[@coolbunge2838]

Ooooh

[@MsAubrey]

As a Midwest mom myself [Michigander here] and someone that's been to a Red Wings game or two... I can appreciate this.

[@justgopherit3454]

All of the video's with Ann Marie are twice as funny! She's absolutely hilarious, and so over the top. Big hugs to all of ya!

[@ccudmore]

And a great shout out to Mark Hebscher, who coined the phrase "Top shelf where they keep the peanut butter".

[@sallyhamilton7202]

Go Red Wings! And yes they really do throw octopuses (octopi?) on the arena ice and their mascot is a purple octopus named Al!

[@thetoysofchildhood]

Go Wings Go!!🐙🏒

[@nikkisweezea2388]

Octopodes, if you can believe it. Though, Octopuses and Octopi are both accepted now in English LOL. I looked it up once.

[@lapurta22]

The purple octopus is named after Al Sobotka, The Red Wings Zamboni driver for many decades, who was tasked with cleaning most of those octopi off the ice.

[@cassielknight6099]

You two are some awesome together! Are you close in real life? Seems so. So much fun! Thank you! Please keep your neighbor on these. Love it!

[@garlandajoyce1980]

omg this is me with all my hockey mom friends!! I feel seen!! When we all get together, the hockey talk starts and I am clueless!! My son is in Scouts, he can tie a knot, make a tarp shelter & start a fire but def not into sports lol

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@ronwaters478]

I just watched this at work and it was a struggle not to burst out laughing ! The tight editing really makes this work. Did AM write this one ? Just hysterical. Gotta watch it again...

[@erinsutherland1914]

I love that Steve still made an appearance! 😆

[@voiceojane]

Everything but the octopus…😂😂

[@nickeylyons9442]

Florida threw Rats on the ice

[@dparker4765]

I'm so glad to see its not just Canadian hockey parents that act like this anymore 😂😂😂 All the rinks near where I live sound like this most of the year.

[@Eric-xh9ee]

Don't be a pylon! 😅

[@jillthetree9173]

love love love the Midwestern neighbor. Go Wings

[@mauriciorosales1259]

Yep, that’s pretty close to an actual youth game, the only thing we didn’t see is her yelling at the parents from the other team.

[@darcistephenson5359]

I live behind a school where there are often little league baseball games. Besides the annoying chants of " let's go ( insert name here) , today I was surprised to hear the coach say " you guys played good, they just played a hell of a lot better!" Omg, are the days of participation trophies and medals finally over? Yay!

[@abby-ze6mz]

It’s fun watching them together. Their characters are total opposites, but they are both hilarious.

[@yvettewalshe9130]

I've missed her on your channel!!!!!!! She is sooooo funny! God bless her

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@Jen-zz7nv]

I think my kiddo thought his nic name was "MOVE YOUR FEET" when he was younger! Lol Can totally relate to this one.

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@judithmitchell4667]

I just found out I have to have surgery tomorrow. I needed a laugh so bad. THANK YOU LADIES!!! Blessings - Judith 🎭🎵

[@ROBERT-hu1wj]

Hello 👋 how are you doing today??

[@bensteffen23]

LOVE the midwest skits 😆 MORE MORE!

[@randomperson-so4je]

Much respect for wearing the Zetterburg sweater! Go wings

[@revolutionfrommahbed4246]

I LOVE these “midwestern” sketches sooooo hard!!! (Current Floridian who grew up in Western Upstate NY which IS the “Midwest” of the East 😉

[@-Cece]

😉 Feel free to come back this Christmas for the expected bomb cyclone and blizzard conditions 🌨️

[@nickeylyons9442]

Throw a punch and lend a hand---- Thats canadian hockey

[@TheFyinews]

Being from buffalo n.y., I really appreciate the neighbor, she's awesome

[@DrewMacGregor]

“You said that so nicely”. :-)

[@NancyLiedel]

I'm from Michigan and...yep! This is normal here.m

[@ColorMeConfused29]

Envious of the rink seating. We don't get beer at our rink. Hell, we don't even get coffee.

[@hemaccabe4292]

Another great one from the Cape (Cake?) Buffalo! Your Richmond Fan Club loves you! That midwest neighbor woman is so good! She and Kim have great rapport.

[@michelleleonard2421]

I love the Red Wings “sweater”!

[@Eric-xh9ee]

What's with the quotes?

[@curtiscook5059]

These videos with the two of you are some of the best on KZbin!

[@rtjeff83]

This midwest mom should have her own sitcom.

[@retluoc]

They forgot to mention icing and two-line pass 😄

[@verawilson473]

Midwest Mama needs to be on SNL

[@rebeccacurtiss7737]

Agreed, she's great

[@ginnieashmore988]

As a retired 2x hockey mom ...ya nailed it lol

[@dixielady]

Woah Nellie - this is my kind of Mommy friend!!!! "Well ya gotta know a guy 😉"

[@MrArob826]

LOL, this one had me in tears 😹 😂

[@HurricaneReba]

I love the neighbor videos. She makes me feel so seen. (From WI)

[@wayne735]

Nothing like the octopus reference for the Wings fans. Loved it!

[@hockeymom8906]

Start the clock! 😂 Extremely accurate game convos. Bless hockey parents. 😂❤

[@maggiemacha5552]

You two are my favorite 💕 This is comedy gold ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@MsBfromtheD]

Spot on. Part two needs the hockey girlfriends arguing with each other from the bleachers 😂

[@williampratt7618]

I’m gonna have to use that chirp on the ref the next time he misses a call. “Check your voicemail cause you missed that call”. Instant classic

[@brl6002]

I don't know how to explain this but that woman even laughs Midwestern. I love it! 🤣♥️

[@tinaperez7393]

"Its twice as nice on ice" was on the jerseys of our local KID'S hockey team. One of the unofficial slogans was "if there isn't blood on the ice it's not a good game". I do not approve of either of these messages!

[@exinilda]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I better see you in church Sunday!

[@rebeccafoster-faith6647]

Where do you get the octopus? You gotta know a guy...🤣😂

[@kenfreeman8888]

I was in tears laughing at the ending outtakes. Thank you so much for these great, hilarious videos.

[@lillyofboca]

She’s wearing the right jersey- Go Wings Go

[@Barb929]

Love this!! And this is so me with Football with my sons during pop warner and high school ! I’d yell “hit someone”

[@koala4life3]

I’ve never seen one of these videos and not heard an “ oh gee Kim!”

[@SnarkySoprano]

Go Wings! My husband actually got to play with Gordie Howe. Not sure if that was a better day than our wedding for him…

[@lapurta22]

I met him once after he had retired. What a great, down to earth guy. Kind to all he met. But not one to suffer fools gladly. He was in his 70s, and I wouldn't have messed with him. I'm sure he would have kicked my butt.

[@Kiham80]

The Zetterberg shirt was a nice touch! Looks like a proper hockey fan.

[@ericscott3997]

As a transplanted Michigander in Minnesota, I can say that Midwestern Mom is more Minn/Wisco than Michigan (at least accent wise). But love it all!

[@TheNewCityAlicia]

“For an octopus, you gotta know a guy.” 😂😂😂