infinity war funny bits

[@observationsyt]

sorry if it seems a little choppy, i couldn’t have all the clips from a certain scene together bc copyright lol

[@davidsantos9977]

observations don’t worry it’s still enjoyable unlike the other ones where the cut away half way through their line

[@carmanti3866]

Is alright, still would wanted squidward

[@roxybiador6754]

it’s still so funny like this, i thought it was on purpose lol

[@fae2203]

It’s ok, but I kinda wanted the part where Peter got his new suit and said, “mr Stark it smells like a new car In here!”

[@MChedderbeef]

observations *_WHY IS GAMORA_*

[@nobodysbreakfeast8398]

“Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards."

[@angelangel_angel]

Jackson S wizard*s*. dont you dare forget Wong.

[@poutybrat4533]

"I'm sorry, I can't"

[@tagreactz6637]

Nobody's Breakfeast it’s “dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards”

[@icedr6140]

yall forgotten this one, "not today squidward"

[@Fasterlion0913]

"There's no time for a thing,That's the thing right there"

[@mattdoesstuff8987]

"That's a made up word." "All words are made up." Nice.

[@rose-uj9gf]

Where was that?

[@liljackypaper]

I've literally been saying that since before this movie came out haha. Every time 2nd amendment truthers say "assault rifle" is just a made up phrase

[@baayzil97]

In truth, when people say a word is made up they usually mean it's not a word I've heard or it's not a word whose official use has been commonly agreed upon or accepted

[@Mystic-wq8xt]

@@baayzil97 Wow no shit

[@sagearoon3193]

True

[@morgancampbell3505]

Tony is having an existential crisis throughout the whole scene with the guardians

[@suckmymiddlefinger4350]

"Kick names, take ass." "Yeah that's right." *Tony having a silent mental breakdown Peter.exe stops working

[@boo_7803]

its true

[@halezyung2514]

Cameron Novotny ah yes I really do love to ... TAKE ASS

[@glorious_friends]

YES 👁👄👁

[@shyamalee1086]

@@suckmymiddlefinger4350 LMAO... kills me every time...

[@dudastella2785]

"It'll kill you" "Only if I die" "Yes-- that's what.. killing you means"

[@pp-mb2gc]

underrated ngl

[@deadastrophysicist1201]

It's the delivery by Dinklage that's absolutely gold

[@앙데나요]

My favorite one.

[@nahor88]

@@deadastrophysicist1201 From "I demand a trial by combat!" To "Yes... that's what... killing you means..." Man's got range.

[@MiosPanties]

People die when they are killed.

[@israel5456]

“wong you’re invited to my wedding” *zooms off*

[@powerpuff7451]

Dominic Madeira no it’s “Wong you’re invited to my wedding”

[@meme__juice]

Dominic Madeira It’s another person that’s deaf af

[@itzel1550]

Dominic Madeira it’s song your invited to my wedding , check the captions in the movie

[@ArnulfoSalgado]

@@itzel1550 if he was talking to peter wouldn't it be son? Also, pretty sure it was Wong because Wong's portal basically saved them

[@itzel1550]

Some Dude With A Bald Head Oh shit it autocorrected to song I was tryna say wong* lmaooo

[@shayleemeier]

“you’re from earth” “no, i’m from missouri” “yeah, that’s on earth dipshit” THAT IS AMAZING

[@sydawesomesauce]

When I first heard Star Lord was from Missouri, I freaked out because it so boring! 😂

[@EthanBuzzy]

I was gonna defend Missouri but like... What is there to defend 😂

[@sydawesomesauce]

I mean its not all that bad but living here for a while, ya know it gets a bit repetitive

[@EthanBuzzy]

Sydawesomesauce yeah that's true. I just wish there was more to see on the Saint Louis side of Missouri

[@kickerfin]

“What master do you serve” “What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”

[@kylierose3536]

Mantis: “Kick names, take ass.” Tony: “We’re all going to die.”

[@mochixsaito]

But in the end he really did die : (

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

By 2023

[@chrisw.9621]

ion know why that made me laugh so hard😂

[@shyamalee1086]

I know right...

[@ShadowHunter24681]

More like: Tony:I’m surrounded by idiots.

[@penguingamer9882]

"I Am Groot" "I am Steve Rogers" "I am inevitable" "I am Iron Man"

[@miniluv7330]

“I am The Senate” “I am Batman”

[@jiehuan_james75]

“I’m Peter by the way” “Dr.Strange”

[@miniluv7330]

@@jiehuan_james75 “Oh, we’re using our made up names, um, I’m Spider-Man then”

[@elijahbhandal-hayre9084]

I’m marry poppins yall - the blue dude from guardians of the galaxy

[@jacobwatkins9309]

"I am the very model of a modern Major General"

[@Pizza_is_bored]

Can we just appreciate how adorable Dr.Strange's cape is?

[@zetharic1610]

Pity it got torn off by dr strange

[@apun9307]

It's a cloak

[@yes2623]

CLOAK

[@MeIonMuncher]

*_C L O C K_*

[@theinstrumentalist1311]

Yes.

[@dadwiththemilk6428]

Star lord: That 50% thats stupid is 100% you. Iron man: *your math is blowing my mind*

[@jaredschroeder]

One of the best jokes

[@iamangelic4706]

Well I get it's kind of a stupid thing to say but isn't it kind of right ?

[@shrimp4278]

Ikr

[@JustSomeGuyWithHalfAMoustache]

But the stoopid came from starlord's dad....

[@nemensis4776]

Ah i wonder what happen if star lord and ant-man collab :/

[@stormstreaks1148]

*If you throw another moon at me, I'm gonna lose it* -Tony Stark, Infinity War

[@Wolfbroa]

Haha yes that was great

[@tty.a8036]

Storm Streaks hes such a beautiful human that its hard to concentrate when hes speaking... and than I end up forgetting what he said

[@CryonicVevo]

Stark

[@fvtii284]

I love him 3000❤️

[@johanaytb211]

When was this said? What part of the movie?

[@Hexra_]

Drax: "Thats a made-up word" Thor: "All words are made up" Drax just made Thor sound smarter

[@nirvallasparadise]

He ain't wrong though

[@cnlz]

timestamp?

[@Hexra_]

@@cnlz 3:29

[@Tiimmy99]

Harbulary

[@PokerMocker]

​@@Tiimmy99They are called Auxiliary Batteries

[@sjbm93782]

You forgot the moment where Thor says “The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you.”

[@liljackypaper]

Anytime someone does something kind for me I say "Thank you sweet rabbit!"

[@kimberleymorris8052]

Mr Mess omg and I did

[@potitishogun2961997]

Rocket: Rabbit..? ._.

[@CountDVB]

It's also orobably a reference to Blackjack O'Hare

[@pattitatti5021]

Selim James wasn’t funny tho

[@KaNe1493]

At 3:39 when Pete says "It's kinda your fault that I'm here" even the cloak turns around as if in shock that he just said that lmao.

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

Levi, went: 😮👀

[@kr4qqen127]

the cape looked up like "nah did he rly just try that"

[@tsukasa9838]

Yeah the Cloak is like a puppy, following people it likes. My headcannon is that if Tony was a Mystic Arts guy the Cloak will latch unto him

[@lupitaosorio5521]

Lmao, it was copying stark

[@fawful94]

@@tsukasa9838 Now I really wonder what would happen if The Cloak met the Magic Carpet from Aladdin. 😂

[@kouizumi9484]

"...You're from Earth." "No, I'm from Missouri!" "Yeah, which is on Earth, dipsh*t!" Ugh. Best.

[@tagreactz6637]

Kou Izumi *yeah that’s on earth, dipsh*t*

[@ariavachier-lagravech.6910]

Considering Star Lord is taken from earth as a child it make sense for him to think Missouri is the entire earth

[@xEdwinx]

Which master do you serve.😂

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@@ariavachier-lagravech.6910 bruh, he was ten. I was tought the name of the Planet by age 6

[@curtisleblanc5897]

_wHaT'rE yOu hAsSLiNg uS fOr?!_

[@vanshikapatel9726]

5:41 Tony: “Your from earth?” Quill: “I’m not from earth, I’m from Missouri!” Tony: “Ye thats on Earth dip shit! What are you hassling us for” I can’t

[@hulem98]

Quill is dumb that's why

[@santiagoduran8187]

The most missouri thing

[@thebestmido8251]

I wonder how many times Chris Hemsworth laughed on set when Thor was unconscious with the guardians of the galaxy

[@zainabrizwan6420]

Ikr 😂

[@marianat1393]

rkI 😂

[@ronaldpen9412]

Ikr

[@L1z43vr]

Ikr

[@fanny6920]

Ikr

[@sadierae9428]

“i’m peter by the way” “dr. strange” “oh you’re using made up names, um i’m spider-man.

[@lespoirdeve]

random fact: in russian peter says “oh so we’re showing off. I’m Spider-Man then”

[@aliboyd358]

@@lespoirdeve 🤣🤣

[@yoshijb9428]

@@blancspaze right? Like isn't Doctor.Hugo Steven Strange. Lol

[@emeliasversion]

these scene is amazing lmao

[@audreyhong9492]

@@blancspaze All names are made up

[@ThatBoiCade]

I love that when Quill is talking about Thor saying "Not that handsom" you just see Peter's face scrunch up and look at him like "what? no"

[@ketsiamayenne8844]

he's like "umm that's not right .."

[@KittyCat-qj1tk]

“a wHAT”

[@lastdefenderofxhotl]

Iain MacDonald No. But Thors face has been everywhere anytime he goes to earth he blows up the news cause a literal Asgardian and God when compared to humans has been sighted.

[@ArukiTsukaru]

"Are you sure we're talking about the same Thor?"

[@ddlover911]

Which part is this

[@ahshhr3jeoapjfb3jejeee74]

I can just imagine Nebula, Gamora and Mantis all in one room talking about how annoying all the men in their lives are

[@sparrowlights]

Don’t forget Pepper.

[@titliroy4713]

And Hope!

[@khushgill9324]

And Natasha Romanoff

[@titliroy4713]

@@khushgill9324 Nat be like, "One? You are annoyed if dealing with one? I have to deal with all of yours and mine stays MIA for the most of the time."

[@yez9475]

@@khushgill9324 i dont think she's with them?

[@ph4nt0n74]

"Groot" Groot: "I aM gRoOt" Everybody: "WOOOAH HeY lAnguAge

[@тєуяєѕ]

Pls make this comment the top comment

[@user-rl1hx2vt3y]

u got some acorns on u kid

[@monstrous0579]

Steve: I am Steve Rogers

[@wtfbruhitzizzy7543]

Steve Rogers: Language Lol 😂

[@mrbot9744]

*captain comes in* lAnGuAgE

[@shrimp4278]

"When you said we were opening up Wakanda to the rest of the world, this is not what I imagined." "Then what did you imagine?" "The Olympics? Maybe even a Starbucks.."

[@bijuutamer729]

Olympics is a terrible idea. That event takes a toll on wherever its hosted.

[@zmanrockz6358]

Wakanda can handle it

[@cjkelly7536]

I'm STILL waiting for a Wankandabucks to open.

[@anniesung6555]

@@cjkelly7536 Ikr!! Maybe they have vibranium-made cups as gifts

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Forget Starbucks. Give Wakandans some Domino's and I'll guarantee humanity will progress into 3076.

[@ItsJayTho]

"Earth is closed today"-Tony stark 2018

[@sandragallegosvaldez9448]

"It means get lost, squidward" -tony 2018

[@themelanatednomad6989]

“Earth is closed today” -Coronavirus 2020

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

The Melanated Nomad ! Oof too soon

[@jillianelise5]

Iconic

[@ethan7354]

2001st like 🙂

[@countergravity6371]

0:43 That's what you call a true bro - this man knew the drill instantaneously, no questions, he just executed flawlessly.

[@spicytunahh]

Ned looked way too excited to tell everyone that they’re gonna die, just to cover for Peter lmao

[@nobodyspecial9800]

He understood the assignment

[@hulem98]

Either that or he just hyped and did that on his will

[@DarkWarrior-eu7bg]

@@hulem98 probably both

[@doramdomthingsoof934]

'' WE ARE ALL GUNNA DIE'' imao

[@ali94hn]

3:48 is my favorite scene by far "Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine" "Yeah... but the kid's seen more movies"

[@SpySniper1080]

*wilhelm scream*

[@enriquegarzaruiz4177]

Omg I never noticed the wilhelm scream before!

[@ali94hn]

@@enriquegarzaruiz4177 damn me neither

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

It’s a real power to have

[@thiccchungo1041]

Then Ironman fires a discount wrist rocket

[@r.osemary]

2:22 peter: hey, man! what's up, mr stark? tony: kid, where'd you come from? peter: a field trip ᵗᴼ ᵐᴼᵐᴬᵃᵃ

[@birdoclock8736]

R A I thought it was the future is what he said

[@yeagahsan]

@TMOG RID1 infinity blade

[@risjudek]

@TMOG RID1 infinity war, guessed it from the start xd

[@yannimarieee]

I saw this right when he said this

[@drakedrake396]

Thought it was the future

[@thepugmaster1872]

"Like Kevin bacon?" "I don't know, I haven't been to earth in a while, he might be on the team."

[@ArukiTsukaru]

Peter Q's reaction to this

[@darkprinceofdorne]

Thor is so fucking hilarious

[@therandomchicken6517]

The Pug Master best line in the movie

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

I want both Chris’ inside of me

[@saguputih6934]

Depressed Gay Sassy Italian Realness wait what

[@CharlotteGamesMC]

“I’ll ask this one time: where is Gamora” “I’ll do you one better: Who is Gamora” “I’ll do you one better: WHY IS GAMORA” Best meme of 2018

[@abhinavpalakurthy8584]

But no one asked how ia gamora!😂

[@sergioalonso9273]

Even better since they admitted it was improv

[@Fun_maths]

I'll do YOU one better: HOW IS GAMORA????

[@Mr_Oreb]

"I'll do YOU one better: WHEN IS GAMORA HUH? Never thought that HUH?????

[@AshokeTewari]

I'll do you one better: why not include "more power, Rabbit!!"

[@starsandbucks7024]

"are you seriously leaning on the cauldron of the cosmos" *whips shoulder with cape*

[@0demia]

Moonsparkk *whips butt with cape

[@starsandbucks7024]

@@0demia can't really tell tbh

[@hollyjollyproductions]

It's a cloak smh

[@starsandbucks7024]

@@hollyjollyproductions a *clape*

[@emilycanfield2634]

The cloak does it on its own XD

[@Sazaluvspink]

"I am Groot' "I am Steve Rogers" Gets me every time. I really love Steve.

[@TheMan-yt4cv]

I fully and wholeheartedly agree ;-;

[@lunoraa]

Steve and Tony iconic duo ❤️

[@JosephcHughey-id8zw]

I died laughing at the last one I AM GROOT I am Steve Rogers

[@hollytree3379]

It's so sincere

[@sofiafrazer]

god i forgot how funny this movie was because all of the pain overwhelmed me

[@scrapthatwithmatt9520]

Sofia Frazer sane 🙁😖😭

[@rifatnadir1302]

Sofia Frazer same

[@LosingSpirit]

I was da 1,000 like❤️

[@seewhativescene]

Whose Master do you serve!? 🐭

[@carmelalinka]

I’m still emotionally traumatized from End Game, I haven’t watched any marvel movie after it. I just can’t

[@karinnaaao7753]

8:01 OKOYES DISGUSTED LOOK IS EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE HAHA

[@charliestewart3082]

What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say “Jesus”?

[@starsandbucks7024]

That one was one of the best ^^

[@charliestewart3082]

Moonsparkk I think it’s jokes that that’s the first thing they’ve said to each other, they’re both completely different personalities

[@abiburns6957]

I serve Jesus

[@jakebutler7810]

Shut the fuck up idiot

[@MidasVoid]

@@jakebutler7810 *fist up* I'll deck you

[@Sjitzooi]

6:09 Peter P reaction to Peter Q saying thor is not good looking

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

Yeah like "excuse you?" like he's offended for thor XD

[@BlaineADedam]

But later on he disses out Footloose.

[@coolbecky121]

He's an honest boi, will tell you you're attractive and footlose sucks

[@ArukiTsukaru]

Ikr? This was the first time I noticed it XD

[@michaelliu5845]

But how would Peter know what Thor looks like tho if they have never met?

[@moonl0verr]

Tony: “You know Thor?” Quill: “Yeah, Tall guy, not that good looking, needed saving” Peter: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

[@yesyesyesyes3963]

Ok

[@sumayazayed3285]

😂 😂😂lol

[@urielsantiago9735]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mashakatsnelson1459]

😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@shalinisharma0121]

say what now?

[@neonsphere8041]

8:00 Okoye's look at Bruce when he fell on the ground with Hulkbuster suit is soo funny af

[@trexnext]

Groot: i am groot Cap: i am steve rodgers. That killed me

[@vincentalexander5242]

The way captain said it just made it perfect.

[@gabrielapeloso8979]

He says that so innocently 😂

[@theoobernarddoo5065]

TrexNext yo

[@ameliemuller3892]

I couldn't stop laughing about this when I saw the movie first time... much to everybodys sake

[@KermitTheGamer21]

The angry "I am Groot!" response to the game earlier made me think Cap was going to go "Hey, language!"

[@HlBRIS]

"We're in a flying donut, billions of miles away from Earth, with no backup." "I'm backup," "No, you're stowaway." LMAO

[@allshipper2158]

@Becca La Bell Me: I am an adult Dr.Strange : You were an adult.

[@katherineraymond428]

i was watching this part right when i found this comment

[@reghancarson5182]

The adults are talking

[@grace3452]

Go away. The adults are talking 🤣🤣

[@hddrfxhgfdd7904]

U would eat that donut

[@zwargeist]

You didn't get one of my favorite moments. Peter: Uh what is this guys problem Mr. Stark? Tony: He's from space he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard.

[@nicoletorricella8671]

Tony: "get on it" Peter: "on it!"

[@ozword85]

Come on, invisible drax is one of the best scenes :D

[@shrimp4278]

Ikr? I commented that on "best of peter parker" and it got around 10k likes in 1 week

[@jeuxx]

@@shrimp4278 weird flex but ok

[@jt2214]

Why is gamora is better

[@cr4kh3ddgaming96]

peter: "im backup" tony: "no your a stowaway, the adults are talking" kills me every time

[@Cewdewd]

You forgot “Mr Stark it smells like a new car in here!!”

[@hanabanana8028]

it was there

[@henrysmith4323]

Hana Banana no it wasn’t

[@lordwhisper8628]

And "Oh come on"

[@stevenuniverse5072]

300 likes!

[@user-N20]

That is actually in my top five favorite quotes from the entire franchise. There's something so perfect about its timing and delivery, it never fails to make me laugh!

[@danishtourangbam8265]

This is not a dude, This is a man, A muscular handsome man.

[@BehelitZero]

I'm muscular.

[@Visceralx1]

@@BehelitZero iM mUsCulAr

[@my.firefly]

YoU aRe DuDe

[@JONAHcrBL4CKDR4GON]

#no homo

[@eibbor171]

parents must been an angel and a pirate

[@CaptainNeckbeard]

7:45 Dr. Strange is watching Avengers 4 in the background.

[@beatricedowd4301]

Captain Neckbeard without crying

[@yvette1267]

Blue B That’s some strength

[@DanielFuentes-mr3nn]

@@yvette1267 *one of the strongest avengers*

[@dangerousDBA]

LMAO!

[@foolishknightprod5957]

Doctor strange is the real mvp he watched endgame over 14million times and never spoiled it

[@spiderflame04]

3:38 love how the Cloak floats upright and tilts forward like he’s asking Peter the same thing

[@zucchinibyday]

"The avengers. Earth's mightiest warriors." "Like Kevin Bacon?" "Idk he might be on the team I haven't been there in a while."

[@Sammthemaan]

*”broke up... like a band... like the Beatles?!?”*

[@melissaexton8680]

Does that mean Bucky is the Yoko Ono of the bunch?

[@melissaexton8680]

Too true, too true!

[@libbyc.2765]

😢

[@misschina1232]

they did not

[@louistomlinsonsdykepass5557]

like one direction?🥺🥺🥺

[@arryadne]

I died laughing at the last one I AM GROOT I am Steve Rogers

[@SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing]

He's so polite and accomodating, even with SENTIENT TREE ALIENS.

[@sandragallegosvaldez9448]

Him being an old man 😂😂😂😂

[@marianat1393]

I love that part

[@amayaanusarani_143_05]

🙋🙋😂❤️❤️

[@Counturdaystoshi]

Batman appears out of a portal: I AM BATMAN!!!

[@sadesekoni1231]

Dr.Strange cloak being flabbergasted at Peter blaming Tony for him being in space is a scene I live for 😭😂😂😂

[@ahnikaeberl558]

4:36 “i’m peter by the way” “Dr. Strange” “ᵒʰ ʷᵉʳᵉ ᵘˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵘᵖ ⁿᵃᵐᵉˢ, I’m spider-man then”

[@HaveAgoodDayFellas]

I'm Batman

[@TheBlakus420]

@@HaveAgoodDayFellas Dubstep's for pussies

[@captainjacksparrow1974]

@@HaveAgoodDayFellas I’m captain Jack sparrow

[@aaliyah.111]

Dr.Strange: what master do you serve?! Star lord: “what master do I serve?” whAT aM i sUppoSeD tO sAy *jEsuS?*

[@aaliyah.111]

Madara Uchiha FRRRR

[@kirantaimuri8292]

-__- You're from earth- I'm NoT FrOm EaRtH, I'M fRoM MisSOuRi- Yeh, that's ON EARTH, DIPSHIT!

[@aloiv2654]

i'm just gonna say this in random situations

[@tanihehe]

I LOVED THAT SCENE😂😂😂😂

[@Marilynn_1275]

XD

[@ahnikaeberl558]

4:50 i love how this part was mostly improvised like when they were like peter: “i’m backup” tony: “no your a stowaway, the adults are talking” like i love how much of a father-son relationship they have to the point where even their improvs are like that

[@patelproductions9075]

i watched that word for word while reading this

[@Xxmo1221xX]

It's "your still away"

[@rk3340]

@@Xxmo1221xX it’s not

[@gabriellanieves4666]

@@Xxmo1221xX your wrong he said stowaway

[@idk27212]

@@Xxmo1221xX Nope.

[@tac0nation278]

8:45 Thor: notice you've copied my beard KZbin: notice you're scuffing my bid

[@Xxmo1221xX]

Wtf 😂

[@curtisleblanc5897]

5:43 You can *see* Parker turn his head like: "Don't curse in front of the child!" XD

[@TheNuclearDragon]

SOMEONE GET STEVE!!

[@khushigandhi4136]

@@TheNuclearDragon I got that reference!

[@emeliasversion]

@@TheNuclearDragon YALL BETTER WATCH THE LANGUAGE OTHERWISE HES GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO YALL

[@rainbow_slayz]

I get the joke, but he did say “HOLY SHIT” In Captain America Civil War, when Ant-Man was giant ant man

[@Xxmo1221xX]

@@khushigandhi4136 I understood that reference!!

[@kentpaper958]

Spiderman: I need you to cause distracti... Ned: *Immediately* Holy Shit... Ned: We ALL gOnNA DIE!! ThEre'S A SpAcEsHIP Ned. the best sidekick.

[@allshipper2158]

Be like Ned. We like Ned.

[@ivanmasjuk1742]

The guy in the chair

[@AmericanMetalhead100]

Ned is a treasure.

[@GorcStew]

never noticed that he wasn't trying to play the part lol, it was just his sincere reaction hahah

[@kianlimbos689]

Tony stark:are you the sidekick of spiderman Ned: yes Tony stark: so you are my sidekick's sidekick

[@peachikiru]

"I AM GROOT" "I am Steve Rogers"

[@stacia2016]

8:29 this is how I want to live. In one hand: a gun. In the other hand: a racoon with a gun.

[@richardscaggs5936]

LoL ok bye-bye LoL 🤣🤣🤣

[@a13xs_]

LMFAO

[@joti_astra]

Rabbit

[@stacia2016]

@@joti_astra u right.

[@shrimp4278]

6:08 "You know Thor?" "Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking-" Peter's Expression is priceless "-needed saving.." Tom Holland is precious Peter fangirls over Thor lmAO

[@aloiv2654]

*iT iS I, ThOr, SoN oF oDiN*

[@shrimp4278]

@@aloiv2654 *chokes on water*

[@conner3548]

"Well yeah, at first he was mythology now we learn about him in History."

[@my.firefly]

@@conner3548 in Physics

[@conner3548]

@@my.firefly I actually thought it was physics but it wouldn't make sense because what does Thor have to do with Physics since Humans know less than jack shit about Asgard technology. You right tho, it was Physics.

[@spectreofwar9850]

"That is not a dude. You're a dude. He's a man." My favourite scene in infinity war,. There were so many

[@apolowalker4592]

see what you did there.

[@KimAH-eg8cr]

Groot:"yeah I don't think that we can handle this much" Cap:"I'm Steve Rogers"

[@issackaiser]

Kim.A H that would be super ironic 😂

[@KimAH-eg8cr]

@@issackaiser ikr 😂

[@hopesy12u4]

YOU SPEAK GROOT!?

[@KimAH-eg8cr]

@@hopesy12u4 you don't? 😂

[@projecttakehaya1197]

I am Groot.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:45 My favorite part about this scene is that Ned didn't even see the spaceship, peter's blocking his view; Ned just IMMEDIATELY jumped into that distraction whether there was a spaceship or not.

[@elizabethrenier5286]

My favorite is: Peter: "I need you to cause a distraction." Ned: "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"

[@allshipper2158]

Me back at the cinema: *out loud* Well, that didn't last long.

[@kenjamarticus]

“And then they did.”

[@alexandraluster284]

Hey it worked.

[@richardscaggs5936]

LoL 😂 good job Ned ‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣

[@a13xs_]

Ned predicted the future 🕳👩‍🦯

[@davisaito3131]

Tony: "If you shoot my guy I'll blast him, LET'S GO!" Drax: "Do it Quil! I can take it." Mantis: "No! He can't take it!" Strange: "She's right, you can't." I love that scene so much

[@a13xs_]

then we have Peter just standing there with a gun to his head so innocently like “dad help Im a minor”🧍‍♂️

[@ahumanistpotato]

0:47 Ned: "We're all gonna die!" Me: "You just had to spoil everything hadn't you?"

[@juliarivera6071]

I think Jacob has been hanging out with Tom too much 😂

[@mr.z9309]

damn... i literally had mind fxck realizing that he really foreshadowed the ending of the movie. (eventho we knew it was gonna happend since youknow, mark ruffalo)

[@justxnotlea5672]

This is so funny🤣🤣🤣💀

[@osevenogilbert9756]

0:40 I just love how Peter's best friend is like ready for anything, and just gets in action 😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

[@yywaters]

7:44 doctor strange casually watching avenger's 4 in the background

[@ayllustry]

Oh fuxk you're right

[@yuungi9391]

DoodleNoodle MC quite literally

[@kyhllduran7242]

Omg ahhahahahahah

[@stinkbug5310]

Mood

[@kingsenorali8139]

Underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@kibble1105]

I’m going to ask you this one time, where is Gamora? I’ll do you one better! Who’s Gamora? I’ll do you one better- Why is Gamora?! ... But no one ever asked, *How is Gamora?*

[@Mykids-vo8pe]

EchoFoxy2007 well she’s not doing too well😂

[@mineking57]

I'll do you one better! What is Gamora?!

[@dwightsimmons99]

I say she pretty still 😂😂

[@riverstorm4409]

rwby_fan_number_183 I'll do you one better - when is gamora?

[@jaykikak7229]

When is gamora?

[@HannahZWan]

tony stark had all the best lines from 'get lost squidward' to 'my only curse is you' and thats the tea. iconic.

[@depressedgaysassyitalianre5748]

Sorry earth is closed today

[@lettuce6321]

Depressed Gay Sassy Italian Realness so you better pack it up and get outta here

[@thatguy3221]

"Kick names, take ass" "Yeah, that's right" Gets me every time

[@richardscaggs5936]

" Take name and kick ass ," 😂 lol 😆😆😆

[@rattuna4773]

Peter: Like in Footloose, the movie? Quill: Exactly like Footloose! Is it still the greatest movie in history? Peter: It never was

[@kukami5597]

Awww man that's sad

[@angl0_]

Peter got roasting skills😂👌

[@katerinagorolova6718]

Civil War 2

[@rayrayy1202]

Peter: yeah, what exactly is it that they do? Mantis: kick names, take ass Drax: yeah, that's right

[@ronswanson7371]

rayrayy 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@randompoet9997]

And that was the moment Peter realized they were all idiots.

[@granville7]

@@randompoet9997 no, that their knowledge of Earth recent vernacular is more hearsay and from a not very reliable source^^

[@abdullasajid3]

I think the right word is take names kick ass

[@granville7]

@@abdullasajid3 ofc it is. only an 'alien' (as in non-human) can mix it up and make it sound funny^^

[@Hamasakifanboy]

"I've noticed you've copied my beard"

[@beluga2034]

8:39 Imagine if Dr. Srange didn't open the portal😂

[@return_h3669]

Rip his back

[@5P0oKy13]

I mean I wouldn't open it😎

[@boredwizard566]

-I am Groot -I am Steve Rogers Batman glides down out of nowhere -*I am Batman*

[@dwightsimmons99]

Robin *FUCK Batman*

[@starsandbucks7024]

@@dwightsimmons99 that's the most aggressive response to batman I've seen

[@alcymn]

*Whoosh* i am the fastest man alive

[@gogirl7653]

😂😂😂

[@amateurhour6484]

(drops down from the sky) I'M GAY

[@megan24437]

5:22 everyone asks “where is Gamora” “who is Gamora” and “why is Gamora” but no one ever asks how is gamora🥺

[@jerichogalido1381]

What is gamora!?!

[@glorious_friends]

*when is gamora*

[@patrysresidence90]

She dead bro. Sorry to be the one to tell ya. 😌

[@megan24437]

@@patrysresidence90 not if I choose to ignore it

[@patrysresidence90]

@@megan24437 You can always imagine her coming back to life like Mitch did at the end of Thor: Ragnarok. 🔥

[@_mistle-doodles_1597]

"Hey we havent officially met." *Floating cape fly's away* ".. Cool" I DIED AT THAT PART 😂😂

[@awesomejewel1016]

poor Peter being an adorable cinnamon roll as usual

[@cicero3895]

AwesomeJewel101 I claimed him as my son

[@tanihehe]

Sorry to be *that* person but... *IT'S A C L O A K*

[@poppyaje]

Blanket of death need no introduction :D

[@cicero3895]

@@poppyaje B L A N K E T O F D E A T H holy shit I choked because of that

[@user-N20]

Present-me talking to past-me back before I got treated for depression: "I'm half depressed, so the 50% of me that's sad? That's 100% you."

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

You forgot "Destiny still arrives" "You talk too much" "I have experience" "If you consider failure experience" "I consider experience experience" "Why are we doing this?" "Cuz we're nice"

[@abyssvsthewrld]

*IT MEANS GET LOST SQIUDWARD*

[@Emeowy]

Y

[@nikmcgarity]

"OH, YOU GUYS ARE SO SCREWED NOW!"

[@gothmoth3689]

T’Challa:“And” Bucky:“A semi stable 100 year old man”

[@therhythmictale5574]

Lmao “please don’t put your eggs In me!” 😂😂😂

[@superapplepie7192]

I love Dr. Strange's cloak. Every time it does something I laugh.

[@cronchcronch4136]

Best character

[@glorious_friends]

Same.

[@amberxv4777]

Me toooo. We need a movie of the cloak

[@cadialawandcelyn8808]

9:04 “ i am steve rogers“ best line ever

[@Livurochy]

“Mr. Stark it smells like a brand new car in here!” “Magic with a kick”

[@kiolakoala9982]

"Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine" Tony: "yeahhhhh but the kid's seen more movies" Lmaooo

[@Mastrivy]

Super funny

[@totallynotjarako1823]

2:41 “Wong your invited to my wedding” and your funeral I guess

[@kiralee7942]

OH GOD THAT GOT REAL DARK REAL QUICK!!!! ..... I love it

[@belovedbenton]

Oof

[@urmommmmmmmm897]

SHUT UP , TOO SOON , MY HEART IS STILL NOT READY

[@swarakotamraju9463]

dang, that shit dark

[@jayultra4766]

Darker than Bravo Six

[@dyllanrenee488]

the way vision looked up when shuri asked why they didn't just reprogram the synapses to work collectively LMFAO

[@rayleeblanch3760]

3:40 I love how the cloak moves just like Tony Stark 🤣

[@psjrfan4767]

Raylee Blanch I noticed that too and cracked up laughing!

[@tristankahl6843]

If Tony were able to do magic, I bet the cloak would’ve paired with him like Strange

[@stealth5758]

I just realized Tony says, "You throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it." Haha didn't catch that before.

[@Faceless_Man]

what he meant?i did t get it:/

[@kendalmoraes2551]

Stealth57 how that’s my favorite line out of everything he’s ever said, it’s so memorable for me.

[@adriansabaybay4307]

I didn't get it too :|

[@tangyjenna]

at what time?

[@randomz1472]

@@Faceless_Man he said that because Thanos pulled the planet's moon towards them and Tony jumped under it to prevent impact and was angry

[@Dunkingsonn]

"Yeah, but the kid's seen more movies" Immediately wilhelm scteam

[@katkenobi6765]

Rocket and Bucky scene still cracks me up!! “Ohhhh I’ll get that arm”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@bentonthompson1283]

Peter: What exactly is it that they do? Mantis: Kick names, take ass! Drax: Yeah, that's right. Peter and Tony: *this is who we have to work with*

[@socklynx3719]

Starlord : at least I came out with both my eyes Thor (after infinity war) At least I came out. 🤣

[@Rhino-Prime]

@Duckie Alexander he lost so much he turned to dust

[@DawnOfNobodysEra]

Thor: No,You simply lack the strength to wield them, you’re mere bodies crumble as your minds would collapse into madness. Rocket: Is it weird that I wanna try it even more now? Thor: (mumbling)Mhmm, a little bit, yes.

[@liljackypaper]

Anytime a girl I take to the range asks me to shoot my subcompact 40 cal

[@xxowlxx1376]

I loved it when Peter said “I need a distraction” and Ned instantly said “WERE ALL GONNA DIEEE”

[@jazmin7640]

"Tall guy not that good lookin'?" Peter: ExcUSe mE-

[@guillaumem9953]

Da is not correct because according to the encyclopaedic of-

[@jimmyjeff1777]

@@guillaumem9953 fftsfscvycfctcdctvxtvgxt

[@taiyaovalle7157]

6:58 Doctor Strange: What master do you serve? Quill: What master do I serve, what am I supposed to say Jesus? 😂😂

[@sandragallegosvaldez9448]

"Ur from earth" "no im from Missouri" "thats on earth DIPSHIT"

[@diegodelariva2036]

😂

[@jamirahwatts9142]

my favorite part 😂 by the way love the profile pic

[@skillandkills]

hahahaha that was the best one

[@chrisw.9621]

he serves the one armed jesus

[@bdletoast09]

7:20 That side look from Vision :'D "YEAH BRUCE? WHY DIDN'T YOU?"

[@LadyTakahashi]

Prof. Toast that’s the look my dog gives me every time she sees me

[@jeova0sanctus0unus]

Also, Synapses only work when they operate collectively, that is what Synapse means, this is really bad technobabel.

[@baldmahoraga]

"Dude, you are embarrassing me in front of a wizard" - Tony Stark

[@erinmcrae188]

8:51 Rocket:How much for the gun? Bucky:Not for sale. Rocket:Okay, how much for the arm? Bucky: ... Rocket:Oh I'll get that arm... *Thanos snaps his finger* Rocket:There goes my arm :(

[@PixlPlayer]

Erin McRae at least he got the gun

[@noahcheckman8542]

Why'd his arm get erased?

[@bigcratey1344]

@@noahcheckman8542 Bucky gets dusted, remember?

[@ritamchatterjee1022]

@@noahcheckman8542 it's a pothole buddy😂😂

[@noahcheckman8542]

@@ritamchatterjee1022 you mean plothole

[@molliepercyrosco]

“Kid where’d you come from?” “Field trip - tO MOMA”

[@tristenprescott1916]

0:44 “I need you to cause a distraction” he says IN THE LOUDEST WHISPER KNOWN TO MANKIND