every local coffee shop barista

oh you don't want oat Milk?? well, THE DOOR IS THAT WAY.
only oat milk lovers can like this post
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[@canadude6401]

The beanie hat is completely on point for barista's

[@AxxLAfriku]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear cana

[@tylergreen2766]

@@AxxLAfriku how about go stand in traffic

[@SqueezeBenzOnGta]

@@tylergreen2766 while nothing but 18 wheelers are oncoming

[@allahubonzai7298]

Love the snapback too

[@cagrowin1962]

I feel like the beanie completes the uniform and every single one of them thinks they're unique for wearing it.

[@LaughBoys]

This is the kind of coffee shop that does not spell your name wrong…they just give you a better name entirely.

[@pleasedontsub2732]

I don’t drink coffee but I still relate

[@MrSoze-vx2vm]

Damn your name is Stacey well fuck it your shanon now

[@26mic]

I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

[@shellshock10]

Nah

[@Ihijazii]

tis i, your 666th like summon the ancient youtube demons to come back once again.

[@emb6610]

“She was a Capricorn, I was microdosing” I audibly cackled. That is every barista in Flagstaff, AZ.

[@patrickinabag9022]

Especially bookmans

[@paulinam1875]

Lol

[@jubbajabba07]

As a downtown flag barista this is painfully accurate and I am offended

[@allseeingeyezz]

lol so many psychedelics when i lived in Flagstaff

[@rich-tp2dx]

Flagstaff was a trip man

[@gorillema3276]

As a former Barista, I can vouch for the following: - Lame ass nappy beanie - Pointless, poorly drawn tattoo's - An ex-girlfriend that was actually a decent person despite my vitriol - Micro-dosing just to keep a smile on my face - Eating things in the communal staff fridge that weren't mine So yeah, Barista's are assholes. This video is spot on.

[@amanda1271]

I am also an asshole barista. This video is hilarious

[@k-leb4671]

Making hundreds of coffees for snobs is a tough job to not be an arsehole in.

[@rhysowen5595]

@@k-leb4671 👏👏👏

[@Shiroyashasama]

I was a barista and I couldn’t be further away from this list of yours lmao you’re the asshole not us

[@gorillema3276]

@@Shiroyashasama sounds like something an asshole would say ;)

[@StevenHe]

I’m still paying off my art school loan

[@StevenHe]

I wish that was a joke

[@CodeNameDark]

This dude really commented on his own comment 😐

[@deep2732]

@Adrian Vieta imagine going to art school

[@andreabradley5837]

I will never be able to pay off music school loan. Hope you got better terms.

[@deep2732]

@Adrian Vieta no. Just piggy backing on your imagine comment.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Trevor's acting is frighteningly authentic with literally whatever character he plays.

[@randombluet-shirtguy2387]

You again,and hi again

[@Mi.i.i]

Bruh here too

[@nikoskalantzis1317]

Dude touch some grass wtf

[@chuy5649]

Dude I see you in every single KZbin comment section.

[@rickyd3550]

Everywhere! Dude comments likes its his full time job.

[@Autonomous_Don]

He seems seems so genuine when he judges the f’ck outta people for trivial things 😆

[@willhuntington]

“Whole milk latte for freak”😭😭😭😭

[@operationb.e.n6480]

If Trevor ever applies to be a local barista, his resume could just be the link to this video

[@Tiandesta]

Lol

[@26mic]

Lmao I make skits just like Trevor

[@jas8706]

@@26mic who asked

[@jkane334]

@@26mic there's a difference though

[@au5221]

Like anyone would apply to be an underpaid wage slave if they didn't have to lmao

[@butteredcrisp]

This is a whole masterpiece

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie

[@pleasedontsub2732]

All his videos are a masterpiece

[@diaperstains]

a whole milk masterpiece

[@RunninFromTheK9]

I felt like it was a half masterpiece

[@realisticbadger9699]

I hope you mean oat milk my dude

[@quantumridge7269]

I live in Portland and this is horrifyingly accurate

[@dylanm7299]

"She was a Capricorn and I was... Microdosing" fucking gold

[@hadieey.5169]

I swear Trevor's writing just get better and better with each video

[@26mic]

I make skits as well man

[@rotimijohnson6536]

@@26mic Shut up dude. No one cares about your videos

[@hahahahahahaha1983]

@@26mic they not bad vids tbh

[@kotymccallister5150]

Tends to happen. I mean the more you do something the better you get at it lol

[@mentallyderangedfellow4442]

@@rotimijohnson6536 damn bro

[@schristine159]

As a former barista myself, the accuracy is giving me war flashbacks

[@sonofliberty8872]

Tee hee angel boobies

[@sonofliberty8872]

That reply was a mistake, sorry if you actually have that there because you appreciate the art.

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@sonofliberty8872 were u hacked????

[@drnobody418]

@@yaochuangoh1242 sure. "hacked"

[@yaochuangoh1242]

@@drnobody418 i was joking my guy

[@ejoshcoron]

2:18 "do you want to talk about it?" 😂😂

[@giacomopenengo7508]

"She was a capricorn... I was, microdosing" bahahahah! Gold!

[@jsensei3421]

As a former barista that DIDN'T work at a starbucks... I believe this is basically the most accurate video on the internet.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa420]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nau3oZlrbrylZtU this tops that

[@SlayPlenty]

as an sca cert. barista. no.

[@ZeeZee9]

Starbucks baristas are just basically attitudinal teens. So yeah. Non Starbucks baristas must be different.

[@douse89]

😂😂😂

[@whoknowswhocares885]

Calling yourself a barista while working at Starbucks is like calling yourself a chef when working at McDonald’s.

[@LuceBre3]

Petition for Trevor to do a video titled the guy who takes cold showers

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me broddie

[@souheib9343]

As i told my freind before:since i started taking cold showers i noticed that my days go smoother and im less grumpy. This has less to do with the water temperature and more to do with the fact that the heater is a nightmare, so it's hard to adjust the temperature and when u finally do, you're fuming anyways so that boils the water more and more. Moral of the story enjoy your warm perfect temperature showers while you can (or get a plumber).

[@pleasedontsub2732]

That would be funny. I support your petition!

[@therealtarunkandaswamy]

@@26mic i didnt even watch your full video but it seems like pretty good quality. The video titles could use some work though

[@hierkonnteihrewerbungstehe7826]

I take cold showers and they're awsome

[@thesoup4174]

Having worked as a barista, I can officially agree and confirm with all of this.

[@Anonymous-hu9yv]

He's always on point with these. Much love man.

[@zg4705]

the fucking yellowcard reference came out of nOWHERE and i loved it.

[@26mic]

I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam

[@infiniteyest2939]

@@26mic just watched holy shits youre wack

[@abdulrahmanrasheed9775]

Yo we have the same pic

[@bradcastellano5374]

Twas Thy Dopest

[@MetalizedButt]

@@26mic Your first clip was literally the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in years. And I’m not kidding. You ain’t cut out for comedy. Also, stop self promoting on the comment sections of other people’s channels.

[@og_squeekz5248]

God damn, as a barista for over 8 years this is entirely too accurate. I got that beanie, bicycle (with a dui) degree from art school, selling weed over the counter, handing out "green lattes"

[@laurenperkins8960]

100% accurate. Worked at a coffee shop for a year and half 80% of the people working there said one of those things to me at least 3 times

[@emptyroomd9567]

I just want to tell you Trevor your videos are helping me get through tough times brother

[@anywallsocket]

"barber coffeeshop ufc gym mixed with a dogpark" - literally every hipster's new plan for next shop i swear 😂😂

[@jdway8646]

So a literal mall? 😂

[@timothy2935]

Head shop book store Coffee shop

[@YesNess__]

"Have you tried our CBD latte?" Trevor doesn't miss. I swear he's been to Brooklyn 😂😂😂

[@dertythegrower]

about 2 years behind the game.. the new game is delta10

[@beng2307]

@@dertythegrower You mean Delta 8, that and there's CBG as well now.

[@heisenberg6758]

@@beng2307 both of you are way behind, its all about that THC-O now

[@spicecaptain7279]

you all are so behind, the CBT latte is the real thing now

[@ElDuderinoh]

Idk what any of these things are

[@tothemoon4776]

"The training wheels of coffee" Haha, that was great. So true.

[@whatdeyadoes]

“There’s a place on ocean avenue where I used to sit and talk with you. We were both sixteen and it felt so right, sleeping all day, staying up all night.” That song was my childhood lol I couldn’t help but sing along

[@lino8636]

So basically the same guy who fold his beanie, but actually got a job.

[@26mic]

I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me g

[@saturnna467]

@its fine 🤨

[@kevinserrano2057]

@@26mic I didn't laugh

[@Apudurangdinya]

@@26mic i didn't trust people who took selfie too close to camera thinking it's funny

[@josephpotter7776]

Do you drive a jeep?

[@alejandraesquer155]

This video alone is driving up rent prices in every city with how astonishingly accurate it is.

[@shanekeenaNYC]

Honestly, for this interesting a conversation, I would happily engage in a little gentrification of my own.

[@richardmollberg3096]

"we wanted to create something that reminded us of a livingroom we would like to hang out in ourselves" haha superauthentic 2021!

[@thewafflin2482]

Trevor actually keeps a human example of each character he plays in his basement in order to replicate their being.

[@Lahgic]

I’m a barista at a coffee shop rn and I want you to know that this is incredibly accurate and I sent this to my manager immediately after watching

[@Bacnow]

He’s probably going to adopt this video as a training/motivational tool during new hire orientations!

[@TheCookie69]

How did it go

[@Lahgic]

@@TheCookie69 he thought it was hilarious

[@tahoforbreakfast]

But for Burning Man it's spelled with like a silent Ph. I fucking died at Phlincoln!

[@christansdad]

Um...you phfucking died at Phlincoln! Thank me later!!

[@voidcowboy4327]

I love those Pintrest tatts, it's surprisingly accurate all it's missing is lofi music playing in the background

[@TORTLESSS]

the oat milk and whole milk things is so on point lmao

[@raghuramgaddam2956]

"The pandemic has been really tough on all of us" - Literally every barista while add chocolate syrup to the drink.

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me kuz

[@shaxxshelmet1938]

Recently moved from SLO to Portland. It was basically this in every coffee shop in slo, now it’s dialed up to 11 in Portland

[@26mic]

Damn no replies I gochu kuz I make funny videos as well

[@headintheclouds6935]

Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland: the ancestral homeland of these baristas

[@TheArcticWonder]

Hit a kava bar and see the next level of Portland's pretention LOL

[@palmettocards2099]

When you too east coast and nonhipster to know what SLO means. Feels

[@Reeemonster2000]

Portland is like that! I live in Portland also

[@fatmayo2293]

Where I live, this is every barista and co-op store worker. Its as if it's a must have quality.

[@kaylas717]

I love how long this is. "What even is laws?" 🤣 I've asked myself stupid shit like this when I've been high and it really sends me down rabbit holes.

[@shubhamghosal9336]

"Oh you guys are studying, WHY?". GOLD 🥇

[@blackpersoniswear]

Trevor actually rocks that style

[@pharrell9024]

what skit does he not rock? 😂

[@andrewbae7656]

Nice name

[@blackpersoniswear]

@@andrewbae7656 in white

[@andrewbae7656]

@@blackpersoniswear makes it funnier

[@blackpersoniswear]

@@andrewbae7656 I'm white

[@piopett]

Those little laughs after each sentence are brilliant

[@BrendenBlackham]

This needs to be a regular bit on his channel. It’s too good!!

[@MikeLaBelle]

this is great.

[@26mic]

Mike I make skits just like Trevor

[@Zak3588]

@@26mic no one cares quit slumming it in the comments section. Content is like dope, the good shit sells itself bro

[@gtm_guero3835]

Ratio

[@tomganji9582]

Stop promoting yourself with boring bland comments.

[@bohemiangrowve3316]

Why does Trevor look like every middle class white boy stereotype, he's literally never missed an impersonation, he's their avatar

[@consumedbydeceit5942]

Pretty fucking racist

[@Zerospawnn]

Because he IS a middle class average white boy 😂but hes self aware and funny

[@MIKEO96]

@@consumedbydeceit5942 lol

[@markc1907]

I'll scream if Trevor pops up at local coffee shop! Great humor

[@DCYTB]

This man brought back aaaaaall kinds of nostalgia singing Yellowcard like that 😂

[@MRRVADrums]

The people who disliked this one are actually coffee baristas. Lmao

[@quintinfertig89]

I'm a barista and found it fucking hilarious

[@MsXperienced]

I like and hate this video…..I used to be a barista!

[@sebastianfernandez6146]

LMAOOO nah I loved it, I can relate

[@AdventureswithJake1210]

“She was a Capricorn…and I was..microdosing..” 😂😂😂😂

[@kenzie_grace3627]

okay new favorite ytber why was this so authentic but hilarious

[@solomontyson4589]

As a Barista now a coffee roaster this accurate af 😂💯

[@sahilsajoy6795]

You do these characters so well I’m convinced this is how you are in real life

[@allisonbilbey1948]

I go to an art school in the city with like a million coffee shops like this and these guys are. Everywhere.

[@Shiroyashasama]

It’s the effort he puts into the appearance as well for me! He can look like ANYONE!

[@imaramblins]

"Oh, sorry. You guys are studying? Why?" Made me laugh out loud.

[@yeet--]

this is a certified hood classic

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me brother

[@DeathswingKettlebell]

Trevor's acting is unreal. Never wanted to punch someone so bad.hahahaha

[@TheDoctaSwag]

When he started singing Ocean Avenue LOL. How is he so spot on with literally every one of these skits?

[@ghostyxxx1418]

I love this guy. She is so good at what he does

[@Deebeez716]

Coffee shop, barber shop, UFC gym mixed with a dog park. This would score big in certain areas of Brooklyn, NY

[@alexander1485]

Not everyone lives there

[@Deebeez716]

@@alexander1485 True , I was just making fun of trendy areas of Brooklyn that I know based on Trevor's joke. I realize not everyone lives there. Sorry if that seemed implied

[@Nootlest]

Park slope or Atlantic Ave lol

[@Deebeez716]

@@Nootlest Park Slope, Greenpoint or Red Hook. Lol

[@allredcars]

"Whole milk latte for a freak" Whole Milk Gang we gotta stand up to the Oat Milk Bros!

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg

[@polrusstomakriss9001]

I'm lactose but I don't mind seeing a war of both on my civil platter ☺️☺️☺️☺️😌😌😌😌😂😂😂😂

[@farsideofthehill6771]

If the coffee is actually good black,half and half or soy creamer.oat contains no protein and doesn’t act as cream.

[@Anna-fe8kl]

Maybe if we moo at them they'll go away

[@mohamedak2648]

Oat milk needs stabilizers and additives to make it foam, so the joke is on them.

[@williambreeze2659]

I live in La and know plenty of baristas like this! Most of them are chill people, it's part of the coffee shop vibe. 💯

[@kbo7803]

This is the truest thing I’ve ever watched!!!🤣🤣

[@Zenith3x]

Ngl everytime i see he uploads my day brightens up i just get happy and i love his vids 😂💙

[@26mic]

I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam

[@deathVIAavatar]

This made me think of doing a bit about someone who swapped a computer part once and suddenly "knows" everything about components and operating systems. 😂

[@yaochuangoh1242]

yo next video idea?????

[@crftieph]

We need this

[@crywhit4619]

2:56 that little laugh gets me every time...😂

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

Trevor wallace has this uncanny ability to make a skit thats super specific, but is also frighteningly accurate.

[@jdhphs1]

The silver lake reference was on point.

[@packnetadaija]

"Do you have a Keruig?" "No we have taste buds" Me sitting and watching this while drinking my coffee that was brewed from a Keruig: 👁👄👁

[@Ryo7_7]

"Cuz u know...dui" 😂

[@internetnerd73]

I used to live in Bristol UK and everyone is this man. This is spot on.

[@matthewslifecrisis2701]

This was clean and very well put together guys ! Marvelously funny 😆

[@Cynnxz]

You know its a good day when Trevor Wallace uploads

[@detago7814]

This is really good, he totally nails this charactet, and the tattoo explanations are really good😂 I might actually get the feather one

[@personofinternet682]

I'll hangout in this coffee shop all day just to watch this guy's shenanigans

[@FernieSenders]

I will be using "oatmilk exists" as a comeback even if it's completely out of context.

[@chrisbrinkley2431]

"She was a Capricorn- I was microdosing" 🤣 😂

[@cecilyerker]

As a Capricorn I approve this message

[@BrooklynJPakathi]

"she was a capricorn, i was microdosing..." "oh, that's you?" i'm dead.

[@LOSTBOI2654]

Trevor keep it up! The videos are fucking hilarious, you play every character so fucking well

[@MrFredstt]

The random trashy tattoos are so accurate

[@GdoubleWB]

0:15 Whole milk’s actually the best milk for lattes because it has the most fat, which is good for making microfoam. 2%, 1% and oat are okay. If you ask for Skim or Almond, your barista fucking hates you.

[@movietimeateds69]

As a former batista, I can confirm. Also, please know what you order. Somebody once asked for an iced cappuccino, like what?

[@GdoubleWB]

@@movietimeateds69 I can do you one better. Somebody once asked me for a no-foam cappuccino. I don’t think he actually knew what a cappuccino was.

[@movietimeateds69]

@@GdoubleWB people would get upset at me because they would order a macchiato and I would give them one (shot of espresso with one spoon of foam). I guess they thought Starbucks macchiatos were authentic (we did have caramel macchiatos on the menu).

[@GdoubleWB]

@@movietimeateds69 Yeah, that pisses me off too. They’re basically just ordering a small latte when they ask for that BS.

[@aygwm]

Doesn’t cream or half and half have more fat than whole milk?

[@Vicvines]

I'm instantly overwhelmed

[@kiloton1920]

I am so proud every time I request whole milk with my latte

[@kartik7748]

A Collab between Trevor and Slappers Only can never go wrong !!

[@LookingGlass1865]

As a music major who used to work at a coffee shop, this is totes a vibe.

[@drejuego]

I hate/love how accurate this is

[@BillBraskyy]

I just saw a video about whiskey drinkers by this dude half an hour ago and this one just popped up in my feed lol funny stuff 🤙🏻

[@Kelsey1810]

Portlander here. This was so true it hurt. Sometimes I walk right back out if I walk in and see “this guy” at the counter 😂

[@bmediax]

Bruhh, it be like that

[@greatcoldemptiness]

Portland is such a dumpster of a city

[@TheRombo91]

That Yellowcard reference hit harder than the whole early 2000’s

[@fourharefelting]

😭

[@attentionlabel]

"Have a beloved day" is freakin hilarious

[@zachkills4]

I worked as a batista twice. Once when I was in high school, working with other high-school seniors and freshmen college students. The second time on the other hand was the miserable one. It was pretentious college students serving pretentious and condescending coffee people. Worked at the first one for a year, second one for 2 days.

[@anberlinblase7255]

i love the fact you put the 1975 in there so subtly one of my fav bands lol

[@What_was_wrong_w_jst_our_names]

Took to long to find a comment

[@crystalfelicia9924]

Why is this soo accurate! 🤣

[@hopelee5412]

I feel so attacked right now, this is way too accurate 😂

[@texas4325]

Trevor never disappoints 😂

[@abrokenartist4458]

"We were both 16 and it felt so right, sleeping all day and staying up night"😂

[@markpittman9739]

Bro. Me. I’m literally living this life right now. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@KoiKoy56]

Thank goodness I've never in my life met a barista that's anything like this. I believe y'all that they're out there, I'm just happy I live in a normal city.

[@cassiejensen4887]

Currently watching this on my break…. in the coffee shop I work at…..