Every Mario Kart Wii Vehicle Ranked

[@TWD98]

Hey guys, I see this video is starting to pick up in viewership and a common question I'm seeing is how I was able to play online in 2018. The community has custom online servers (known as Wiimmfi) and most people play through a mod called CTGP made by MrBean35000vr. This mod auto-updates itself and has lots of great features like custom tracks and new game modes. It also has a security system to prevent hacking online. Here's my tutorial on how to get CTGP :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3iTqWyIZqhmi9k

[@demosthenes995]

I thought I was good at this game because I dominated all off my friends and family and got a star on all grand prix, but seeing your skill and not even a single mention of my favorite kart,the classic dragster, makes me feel like garbage.

[@TheWaverunners]

I used Dry Bones/Bullet Bike back when I played the game a decade ago. Thanks for the nostalgia trip!

[@hal2662]

Oh

[@joshuakorynta3385]

I saw and raced with you on 8 Deluxe once

[@jjaygame1255]

TWD98 i think i got banned on there for hacking the first month it came out because now it never put me with anyone and kept spinning lol the only time i could play is when with friend code

[@brickkwall701]

You should rank the worst vehicles next so we know the worst of the worst vehicles

[@ashevoy]

that would be so cool

[@omarpikm2101]

number 1 worst vehicle: Jetsetter

[@baseballdude13000]

Baby Booster and Phantom

[@Greatsword585]

The heckin offroader

[@pedroromo2918]

Piranha prowler

[@kingofthe_humanz8285]

This game is literally the smash melee of Mario kart

[@CrystalTheErudite]

It REALLY is tho

[@jammy3662]

EXACTLY! That’s what I tell all of my friends when I’m talking about MarioKart Wii!

[@stevencass2253]

I'd say it is the brawl of Mario Kart

[@jammy3662]

Steven Cass No it’s melee because melee was the most nuanced, fast-paced, and competitive.

[@helvetica6189]

7 is Brawl lmao

[@brycekondziela9892]

This video is only 10 years overdue...

[@TWD98]

TheBryceroni Swag better late than never! Good thing new players are still finding this game :)

[@jakemcmullen4864]

@@TWD98 not really lol

[@SummonerArthur]

@@jakemcmullen4864 actually, they... No *We* are.

[@cheke_hs]

I was the 777th like :) lmao

[@skyender8353]

Most people would rate their fav karts and bikes as B+ or in my case B+

[@hellhounddex666]

“I personally like to use dry bones because he’s my favorite” The man of the people

[@cryptidiot8409]

Boney bois rise up

[@midnightgamer2158]

EPIC DRY BONES

[@peregrinehawk8363]

I use dry bones, dry bowser, and Diddy Kong in the super blooper.

[@col7004]

YESSIR

[@lenny6290]

Funky Kong was always my favorite before I even learned about stats, but because I chose to like him now I'm a boy of the virgins

[@ciarandowling]

Love how the 3 top tier vehicles are available from the very start

[@brandonbarker8495]

Totally agree. I can go over to a friend's house and not get completely wrecked

[@ElecTrick11037]

And Bowser, Luigi, Peach and baby Peach all have increased speed and are available at the start (not like it’s hard to unlock all the characters anyway, at least to me, even Dry Bowser and Mii B, the “hard” characters to unlock aren’t that bad)

[@ciarandowling]

Yoshi 9000 Exactly. And Funky Kong and Daisy are super easy to unlock too.

[@smirror196]

Joey Barry don’t even get me started, I didn’t have SMG so I basically had to get perfect runs on all 8 mirror tracks and OML I WANTED TO DIE tbfh

[@ciarandowling]

@Joey Barry I borrowed a copy off my friend

[@kinda_scuffed]

What Quacker is obviously SSS++ tier

[@noexposingmeme4818]

HypeR do you enjoy being bumped on every turn?! Well I do in bumper cars.

[@Lunar1314_]

I agree. No joke

[@deadaccount553]

Woosh

[@viper0496]

Oh hell yeah

[@elyoshiprro4246]

The Quacker the best kart

[@brianfromhr6778]

"last but not least, F tier"

[@mack-attack-420]

Do you think we should tell him?

[@mirandagalllll]

i HaVe A pLaN oRtHuR I don’t get it help

[@itoxicwastei4741]

@@mirandagalllll if you are saying you don't get the joke, troy said last but not least, the F tier however, F tier is the least and last tier.

[@mirandagalllll]

IToXicwasteI now I feel stupid

[@idontcheckmynotifications]

it's better than *S tier* gotti

[@clowncore]

Funny how E tiers, despite being so low on score and very difficulty, if used correctly they can smash the 36 funky kongs in your lobby

[@kittykittybangbang9367]

I love your Chahut pfp

[@TobyTarpey]

The strat is rainbow road kart shortcut / glitch with quacker

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

For some reason this made me laugh so much when I read it

[@ghostieishere]

fax kart mains rise up

[@xooks3050]

Flame flyer fr

[@DBerkey900]

“But Troy, there’s 36 vehicles in the game, and you’ve only listed 10. What’s going on?”

[@brengeldelacruz8866]

????!!!!

[@DBerkey900]

brengel dela cruz Up until he’s got t on the E-Tier, he only listed 10 bikes/karts. There’s a total of 36 in the game.

[@gamesgabriel8950]

Why

[@JJJTHE3RD]

@@gamesgabriel8950 because the rest in f tier

[@verygoopyguy]

Yeah because this game is less balanced than melee which is kind of a meme. Unlike melee though its mechanics are actually fun so its made up for here

[@lynnfreya5620]

*Mains Super Blooper* "People only use this if they're memeing" Oh..

[@katiekatecat]

Knox same with the shooting star lol

[@hiimdaisy7773]

Knox I’m always memeing and I use this cart XD

[@TurtleLover300]

Respect to super blooper mains

[@HannahRite]

Me: Uses the Wario Bike whenever I play as a large character. "People only use this if they're memeing" Understandable. Have a nice day!

[@san2709g]

Same but with the baby booster...

[@fluffyplayery3017]

S tier: Turbo Blooper F Tier: Everything else

[@forget1411]

Just no.

[@danielwright9990]

The quacker is the best

[@Yeheah]

Quacker vs Blooper, the real S tier

[@werglob3230]

cheep charger S+

[@toe_sucker_4165]

You forgot A-tier: Wario Bike.

[@Topman836]

0:43 lakitu slaps funky kong

[@MKWahPhil]

Poor guy

[@oneders123]

Lol rip 😂

[@gymguy1765]

F

[@midnightgamer2158]

*WHEEZE*

[@tuluflulu]

@@MKWahPhil His pimp hand is strong.

[@Beriorn]

"I can spend a whole video talking about the differences of the drift styles." Please do, I never quite got that drift style stuff in Mario Kart Wii. Maybe after hearing that I can finally start getting good at the game.

[@Anguishjumps]

Ok, so inside drifting bikes don't swing outwards at the start of a drift like outside drifting vehicles. This means you're less likely to hit items going round the corner, you can start the drift later, and you can take the corner further inside. Taking the corner inside is a big benefit because it reduces the total amount of distance you're going without sacrificing your speed- so you turn the corner in less time. Starting the drift later is more specific to bikes - since doing wheelies gives you a higher maximum speed, you want to be doing them as much as possible when you have the time. So, with inside drifting, you can wait a long time before you start drifting around the corner, milking that precious speed boost from the wheelie as much as possible. Additionally, being able to turn on a dime lets you avoid items quicker if one catches you off guard, because you start moving in whichever direction you're drifting in instantly. And finally, drifting around a corner on an outside drifting bike or kart can leave you facing the wall, meaning you need to drift back the other way to reposition yourself, or rely on your handling, which loses you a lot of time.

[@ketchupp2645]

@@Anguishjumps Can you also please explain the hybrid drift he mentioned

[@Anguishjumps]

@@ketchupp2645 Ok so I haven't really played MK8 a lot so I'm not too familiar with it, but I'll try and explain why it's not as good as in MKWii by referring to the other mechanics. Mainly, there's no wheelies, so there's no real reason to try and wait as long as possible before starting your drift, and therefore, not as big of a speed bonus. Additionally, nintendo tried as hard as they could to make inside drifting especially bad because they didn't really want another MKWii where people would only use Bikes in Mario Kart.

[@agentblackbird9435]

I remember switching from Inside Drift to Outside Drift. Also love your Dr. Cossack pfp.

[@chillsgaming1900]

@@ketchupp2645 When you drift in MK8, you will start off like a kart, swinging to the outside. After a few milliseconds, you will immediately swing to the inside. IMO it makes those bikes too difficult to use for online play.

[@GWallPro]

I always love these types of videos because for some reason I feel like the most amount of work is required when you do these videos, and they always turn out fantastic! I love how you added pointers on how certain vehicles and mechanics work, and I'm glad you took the time to rank the vehicles. This is a fantastic video!

[@TWD98]

GWalers Thanks Gabe! Hope all is well man :)

[@GWallPro]

@@TWD98 Oh wow thank you for all that! Everything is well, I've just been extremely busy this semester and have had no time to make videos, but I definitely want to come back to KZbin and make my videos better than ever! :)

[@GrandStarLuigi]

TWD98. I’m a little rusty on MKWii but you’re tier list is really helpful. The bikes are something I can focus on though

[@Tectrox]

number 1 video to show people that dont understand why you still play mario kart wii

[@ChrispyBoiYTP]

Actually, the quacker is a godsend on Grand Prix against cpus because you can’t get destroyed by items with that acceleration

[@freakaliciousboy559]

too bad you have to play the grand prix to get the quacker

[@Morgan-yw5tn]

@@freakaliciousboy559 and you’re still doing it more than a decade later… wow

[@freakaliciousboy559]

@@Morgan-yw5tn its really only because i never got any other consoles besides the ps3

[@Sterling_Silver04]

@@freakaliciousboy559 I'm still rocking the Wii and NES/SNES consoles Honestly never really saw the point in getting something else, I'm happy with what I have

[@luigikid8309]

I highly agree I just beat all the grand prix with the quacker, and that acceleration is all you need

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

When I was little I played this game with my family and my dad always played as King Boo riding in the Piranha Prowler. All he did was drift all over the place and crash into other racers with the power of a goddamn tank. It was honestly pretty great.

[@rac1equalsbestgame853]

I'm sure he had the time of his life

[@raresfinale6915]

I sound way too much like this guy’s dad. I just LOVE king boo + piranha prowler just cause I can ram thing off cliffs.

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@MuhammadFarukh]

I’m the same way but with Wario lmao. Wario in the flame flyer is god tier

[@TheZestyJester09]

I'm pretty sure, in another timeline I'm your dad, I used to use that combo

[@count2042]

i. want. a. sequel. to. mkwii. not just another mario kart game, but another mario kart game with similar physics. that would be epic

[@Naerlyn]

Don't we all... A game with the graphics of 8 Deluxe, the physics/gameplay of MKW, and all the choices/options from CTGP. And no TC. That would be pretty insane

[@Santi-bt7if]

if a shit game like Smash Bros Melee could get Project M (a mod that makes Smash Bros Brawl as bad as Melee), then Mario Kart Wii should already have something like that, but unfortunately it doesn't.

[@zynel413]

@@Santi-bt7if smash melee is shit? And brawl is better? Say that to a smash elitist and they'd get pissed. -Brawl is better though-

[@EvolutionGYT]

Or make a deluxe type version of mkwii. Like more characters, vehicles, and cups.

[@f4r3sss]

I would rather an HD remake

[@RetroDubs]

So that’s why I see a lobby full of funky kong + flame runner...

[@samtheman8174]

Funky Kong op

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

It's called bowser bike on my copy for some reason

[@WiiNunchuck]

@@jakeplaysyt6695 It’s called bowser bike in europe

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

@@WiiNunchuck guess I have a Europe copy then

[@WiiNunchuck]

@@jakeplaysyt6695 You’re liking your own comments

[@demonssinglosongs]

*sees smash tier list at **1:19* _OH BOY THAT’S AN OLD TIER LIST_

[@armans1223]

That Generic Yikes... still hard to believe that jiggs was once better than Marth and Mewtwo

[@lola-ow3tz]

Ness is now an S 😂

[@demonssinglosongs]

Nah man I would like to see the days when Ness was one of the best... Before DLC...

[@naptec6311]

And then Bayo came out

[@imabadbitchyoucantkillme3334]

Rosalina DROPPED omg I wanted to cry

[@anonanon1004]

Me now: The good old days Me back then: *KOOPA WITH MINI BEAST IS GOOD*

[@jamieodonoghue6237]

Comrade Feathers same I was like 7 and I used koopa with bullet bike

[@nohaerrr]

jamie o' donoghue when I was 6 I was using Standard Kart L with Bowser

[@DerMuffin9101]

Ah i remember when me and my older brother always played with offroader. And we fought over dry bowser in the character select screen (the loser picked bowser xD) Good times...

[@zestyspider3266]

Lol even as a child I played baby mario on bullet bike

[@barneystinson2124]

I used Toad on mini beast

[@tschonman1164]

My tier list: S Rank: Baby Booster A Rank: Piranha Prowler F Rank: Everything Else.

[@SamersonT]

No no no its S Rank: Baby Booster A Rank: Piranha Prowler, Super Blooper F Rank: Everything else

[@lazerboy4942]

When I was a kid I always used Piranha Prowler no joke

[@BlueWolfZero]

BABY BOOSTER WURST

[@aluigiFromKart]

SS: Wild Wing S: Dolphin Dasher (i don't even use it) A: Everything else F-: Flame Runner

[@cdrsmm1909]

xD

[@lifeatpaddyspub]

back in the day i refused to use anything besides the dolphin dasher lmao it was the only one that i could comfortably navigate it just felt so incredibly smooth. now you’re telling me it’s the TRAINING WHEELS lol

[@djbreadx]

Training wheels meaning you feel very comfortable on it surely, but yeah dd is really good

[@midnightgamer2158]

Lol

[@MuhammadFarukh]

They should’ve made it a default vehicle. By the time I’d unlocked the dolphin dasher I was much better at the Mach bike

[@FarmYardGaming]

@@MuhammadFarukh I stuck with the Mach Bike as soon as I could use it in 100cc, and only tried using the Nitrocycle now after several years in my second play of the game

[@todaythebirds]

I completed the game with an unshakeable devotion to the Offroader... watching this video to try and cure my obsession

[@munchkin2465]

When I was young, I never looked at stats, which is why I loved the Jetsetter. King Boo has also been my favorite. Never knew the Flame Runner was so good... I just thought... Ghost Rider! I'll leave...

[@greenshrex7532]

@BallOfBlood wait You mean handling?

[@jessebrierley8384]

Luigi and classic dragster

[@AlbertBoris]

Funny because the Jetsetter is the fastest vehicle in the game

[@MKWahPhil]

Back then I used to play automatic drifting King Boo with the Honey Coupe because it looked cool. But now I learned inside drifting bikes and it's way more fun.

[@blackxprice]

I've beaten many Funky Kong + Flame Runner users as King Boo on Jetsetter with manual drift. You don't have to submit to the meta to be good at the game use what combinations you see fit 😊 (the ghost rider joke made choke on water thanks)

[@john_sensei_ii]

how dare you put the legendary super blooper in the f tier smh

[@Eviled]

same

[@carlolson932]

Super blooper is actually the one I use I suck though

[@H2ORaccoon]

honestly super blooper should be s tier because it flaps it's little wings when you jump

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

I actually had my kart in the F tier. r.i.p Offroader. I actually had a bad combo with you (but Rosalina's good for handling and as me, not playing this game for over a year, needs that, Offroader + Rosa = good combo. Plus I don't have the other heavy karts or bikes unlocked, but I may swap to the Honeycoupe. But I may stay with Offroader.

[@ledkeeganledkeegan1346]

LuigiMii or the baby seat

[@Akazu69]

I never thought I'd sit through the entire thing (I don't even play this game anymore). But man, I love how straight forward this video was. No BS. Thanks! :D

[@TWD98]

Akazu no problem! I appreciate it :)

[@kaizoisevil]

Magikruiser is so much fun in stages where you can just go on sand for a shortcut. Even better on Shy Guy Beach when the water doesn’t even slow you down, giving you a huge advantage.

[@campbellblock3061]

It still slows you down somewhat, but magikruiser isn’t bad on sgb

[@kaizoisevil]

@@campbellblock3061 the slowdown is justified given that the path you can take is much shorter. Being in the water also helps keep you away from some of the action.

[@riccardogentili3986]

Magikruiser is absoluteley S rank for me, better than Flame Runner.

[@jn6530]

I remember racing with my sister, and she was beating me pretty bad. She was using the dolphin, and I was using the bullet bike. I decided as a joke to use the quacker, and absolutely destroyed her. Started using ONLY quacker/ dry bones and got gold stars in every cup. Never touched any other bike for years, until I started to speedrun rainbow road and realized how much better the flame runner was.

[@Lunar1314_]

Yeah, the quacker is really underrated.

[@so4rer]

Proud user of Yoshi + Super Blooper for the past 11 years. 😎

[@latehound6701]

Ha that used to be my main

[@spinningsquare1325]

Samee

[@ruinevermeulen2841]

Same

[@roy_mezz-awake2470]

I used that like twice in my whole life...

[@columbianranger]

Congrats

[@samdilophosaur9787]

7:09 plus it’s literally a dolphin, what else could you want in a bike?

[@JosephHk743]

This tier list was very in depth and very accurate for Mario Kart Wii. It definitely helps as a reference for vehicles that are potent online and the stats that affect performance. This video is definitely helping me get better at GP’s offline and getting 3 stars on my profile by choosing the right vehicles! Thanks Troy!

[@Chun-believable]

"The cat's pajamas" I've never heard anything more adorable in my life.

[@sundaydan1119]

Mario Kart Wii is the Melee of Mario Kart

[@Greatsword585]

Yyyyup

[@YukonExpatriate]

What does that make 64 then?

[@crispybag3329]

smash 64 :v

[@carlospaulorozcorodriguez6869]

Mario kart melee :v

[@aluigiFromKart]

NO ITEMS WILD WING ONLY RAINBOW ROAD

[@SawyerMKW]

This has to be one of my favorite Troy videos

[@charlie8421]

This has to be one of my favorite Sawyer comments

[@Dannylion_]

Kkkk

[@VitaEmerald324]

I want to see the F tier vehicles specifically ranked, for 2 reasons: knowing how bad Jetsetter ACTUALLY is, and knowing how good my personal favorite, the Classic Dragster, is.

[@jackwillard4]

Lol I was hoping to see Classic Dragster as well, easily my favorite vehicle

[@jimiyu.]

jetsetter on automatic is unironically probably the 5th best kart behind ww mb ff honeycoupe

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

I'd honestly put the spear higher than the magicruiser, dolphin dasher, and bit bike. Its kinda hard to compare given the audiences these two categories are, but a good spear user I'd argue has a better chance at success than a good magicruiser user

[@Anguishjumps]

I'd agree on the magikruiser, but only because there are more "Spear" tracks than "Magikruiser" tracks, if that makes sense. Dolphin dasher is more consistently viable than the spear in my opinion, so I'd leave that as is. And the spear IS above the bit bike. I'll refrain from making a half a-press joke, for your sake. God bless you.

[@tajkeny]

TJ / Henry Yoshi An A press...

[@reaverofsouls4898]

TJ / Henry Yoshi you ever use Toadette’s Magicruiser on Grumble? 😩

[@tekayo63]

*insert obligatory pannen meme here.*

[@reaverofsouls4898]

TKCool TV - Gaming and More *insert obligatory response*

[@thattube3394]

I have to say I did enjoy funky kong dancing

[@DoorknobPlus]

Troy "Handling doesn't matter much" Also Troy "Handling does matter with karts"

[@Shiokishisan]

if you wanted to(want to) be good, handling is irrelevant since you will drive a bike anyway. otherwise its sth to consider.

[@marciaosullivan3200]

Karts don't matter

[@joseespartamarin9174]

@@Shiokishisan Handling is irrelevant to Karts as well… (And outside drifting bikes.)

[@audeeophile]

#KartLivesMatter

[@colingznetwork781]

Shiokishi I just use the vehicles that look good, I don’t put stats into considerations

[@cooperm4185]

4:49 "they all have their own unique stat bonuses" Actually, Bowser Jr. is directly out classed by Birdo, who is tied with him or better in all of his stst bonuses, and also has a weight bonus.

[@njackson6807]

They did my boy dirty

[@j-rex229]

Seriously, this game is so aggresively unbalanced it hurts.

[@birdieboy02]

not entirely sure but i think bowser jr also had some hidden turn speed stat that barely helps

[@NevertahnProduction]

Junior is certainly a midweight. Probably weighs the same as Peach or more in canon. However, his stats are the worst in the game. I still use him because hes my favourite

[@Zwiebelgian]

I actually thought diddy kong and bowser junior were the best middleweights

[@hyperdrive282]

Mario Kart character tier list SSS: Waluigi S: Funky Kong D: Everyone else F: Clones

[@doritodude1d475]

I like dry Bowser

[@reallyspingebillboxpants]

Clearly King Boo and Bowser Junior are the best characters you swine

[@dylanr.7760]

Waluigi is actually awful

[@reallyspingebillboxpants]

@@dylanr.7760 k

[@ever45]

Toad is the best

[@milesclyde5071]

We live in a world where you're always judged by your weight

[@markymark443]

LOL

[@jwbartel6]

flame flyer needa go on a diet

[@midnightgamer2158]

*WHEEZE*

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

XDDDDD

[@joseespartamarin9174]

G Tier: Jetsetter

[@XGh0sT77]

H Tier: Phantom

[@mario-xz8fl]

*S+ tier: Jetsetter

[@silviamills5218]

Ah if only it could turn.

[@danielwright9990]

Y Tier:Spear Z Tier:Jetsetter

[@Bruh-cl6hv]

Daniel Wright don’t be hard on the spear just because it has crappy drift. It is a good vehicle to use in time trials

[@morganpyre6689]

I was today years old when I learned that the characters give stat boosts

[@sunnypisces20]

Right?! I’ve been playing this game for literally 13 years and I didn’t know that until now

[@raphdm3776]

@@sunnypisces20 bro same

[@seereebee]

@@sunnypisces20 Did you ever wonder why most online lobbies were filled with 90% Funkey Kongs? Or was it just something you accepted? Lol

[@sunnypisces20]

@@seereebee lmao it was definitely something I always wondered, I just always thought it was because they were fan favorites or something 😂

[@tangerinepaint3643]

@@sunnypisces20 To be fair, who doesn’t like Funky Kong?

[@CosmoCress]

For those who didn't watch the video (i think everyone did), here's the tier list S - Flame Runner, Mach Bike A - Bullet Bike B- Sneakster, Dolphin Dasher, Magikruiser C - Spear D - Wild Wing, Mini Beast, Jet Bubble E - Honeycoupe, Flame Flyer, Quacker F - Shooting Star, Bit Bike (those two were honorable mentions) and everything else.

[@CosmoCress]

Oh oops I meant the Bit Bike in F tier

[@marciaosullivan3200]

Whats the point of this comment

[@thedigitaldorito]

I want to see you rank the forgotten 23 or what ever because I wanna see you nit pick all the bad stuff about already bad stuff.

[@colingznetwork781]

TheDigitalDorito woah, who said the piranha car and phantom were bad!

[@MKWahPhil]

@@colingznetwork781 The Phantom is horrible. It's easily one of the worst vehicles in Mario Kart Wii. The Piranha Prowler is okay compared to the other F-Tier vehicles.

[@ImmaFarmerInMalaysia]

I've actually been curious about this topic for a while now, it's great to see an experienced person make a video like this!

[@joseramirezchavez2146]

Not experienced, a veteran.

[@ImmaFarmerInMalaysia]

@@joseramirezchavez2146 Pretty sure that's the same thing, lol.

[@steamdragon8550]

Troy: The Super Blooper is objectively bad 8 year old me: *Peace was never an option*

[@ninjacatfilms2046]

YEEEESSSSSSS I know I'm kinda late I've been rewatching these videos

[@caesurii_2587]

9 yo me is taking full offense for him disregarding the bon bon as an f tier

[@thelookingcat]

BRO FR

[@sampai64]

There are two types of Mario Kart Wii Players: Those who pick characters and vehicles that have the best stats suited for certain courses and those who pick combinations that they like the look of :3 Also Edit: I love how so many people have left their combinations 😂

[@neodymus]

Hi i'm yoshi standard kart

[@DR-XV]

I use dry bones with magikruiser

[@aykil-6910]

i used to always use the wild wing because i thought it looked cool :)

[@Sookaretto]

Baby daisy magicruiser!

[@GianMLG]

King Boo with The bowser motorbike

[@jjoshu_a]

"this took a while to make" *puts only 13 vehicles above F Tier and the other 23 in F Tier*

[@marciaosullivan3200]

Well yeah

[@lordroy88]

Lazy

[@SpookyDoggo]

Lord Iggy 88 theres ti many trash karts in this game

[@lordroy88]

Spookydoggo I know but he barely talks about them

[@SpookyDoggo]

Lord Iggy 88 true

[@MrStick78]

Imagine having outside drift This comment was made by inside drift gang

[@SuperFlyingGlydon74]

I don't mind outside drift but inside drift is better...

[@peach_tea0]

Outside drift is really impractical on courses like Delfino Square

[@zestyducks1211]

I really prefer Outside Drift because I feels more normal to me

[@brunoboldt6336]

@@peach_tea0 I actually do better with karts than bikes on Delfino :p

[@peach_tea0]

@@brunoboldt6336 Howwww

[@pyrux9506]

Him put the quacker in E Me who know E means excellent : HAHAHAHA

[@mrmanpie8088]

Eggcelent*

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

E means EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@natlus_]

S Tier: Mach Bike, Flame Runner, Piranha Prowler, Sneakster A Tier: Bullet Bike, Magikruiser B Tier: Dolphin Dasher, Spear C Tier: Wild Wing, Jetbubble D Tier: Flame Flyer, Quacker E Tier: Honeycoupe, Mini Beast, Shooting Star F Tier: Everything Else

[@helvetica6189]

sneakster c tier???

[@hunterschading4182]

everyone forgets the falcon for the baby or small characters

[@flowergardengaming4609]

Why isn't the piranha prowler s tier

[@Gremblebemble]

I know right you can literally knock anyone and everyone off just learn how to throw your weight around but then... *spiny shell then they mock and laugh at how big and slow you are and then...* it depends on the lap at this point

[@HT-wi2su]

THE CLASSIC DRAGSTER IS THE BEST KART

[@DrMrProfessorPatrick]

Flame Flyer should've been a bit higher. Kart mains usually play it as a secondary to Wild Wing online. If you have a good grasp on how karts handle, you can do some serious damage, despite its bad drift. It excels on tracks like rBC3 and rMC3 where the turn are tight yet simple, so you can get plenty of orange MTs. Good list overall though.

[@markymark443]

For a second I thought you said "Flame Runner" I was like "uhhh what it's already literally the highest possible lol" But yeah having grown up with MK64/DD/DS I was always used to using karts so I always naturally just felt more comfortable with them compared to bikes. Still can't get the hang of inside drift tbh.

[@leos4286]

Id say 3.Flame Flyer 2.Minibeast 1.Wild Wing

[@jamomkw]

NEVER DOUBT THE BABY BOOSTER Best Moments Worldwidely #11!

[@mrchikkin755]

Agreed!

[@laneyd1440]

Aw. I'm actually a huge fan of outside drifting vehicles, though that might be because it was all I used growing up. Always felt good to cut the wheel early and hug the corners. The Super Blooper was always my favorite- decent speed and what I always thought to be good handling. I'm no speed runner though. Always wondered what other players thought of that vehicle~

[@Quartzer.]

2:11 when you realize your main in MK Wii only specializes in two of the least important categories I'm screwed in an MK Wii tournament If anyone is wondering I use King Boo and a Flame Runner

[@petitpanierdosier]

Quartzer king boo has the best heavy character drift bonus so it’s like a middle ground between funky flame runner and daisy Mach bike if you use boo + flame

[@thecosmicparade]

I main Dry Bowser in Honeycoupe

[@cyanopsittaspixii7391]

King Boo actually has 0 drift stat and does only specialize on the worst 2 stats (handling and offroad), I would consider Waluigi to be the middle ground as he's the one with extra drift and acceleration boosts

[@crazmapping]

The Baby Booster isn't in F Tier.... It is in S* Tier, never doubt the baby booster

[@onigirimiyas]

i feel like this is the video i’ve been waiting for. thank you for this!! super helpful. baaam shock dodge.

[@ghilleman7806]

i remember a day when i would always get first place online with the classic dragster. good times

[@jadeal]

Mario kart wii has the most dedicated community ever ever since Nintendo WFC is down, Mario Kart wii is truly the best game of all time.

[@har12rocks]

timbus 2516 yes I agree!

[@parabones5683]

Not “the best game of all time”, but it is a really good game

[@audeeophile]

Yeah, it really is. Apart from maybe SM64; people still find so much in it to this day.

[@randompianist8359]

melee

[@helvetica6189]

Yeah melee is far more dedicated lol

[@Marshall.R]

*Puts blue falcon in thumbnail* *It's so bad it's not even shown in the video*

[@lorddrac_dontaskmetodance]

The Classic Dragster is my favorite because it doesn't remind me of a dragster, but rather a vintage sprint car or a vintage F1 car; that and that I used it so much that I understand the handling better.

[@izrode6841]

I personally really like the B Dasher Mk. 2 for a similar reason; it looks like a 1990s era Formula One Car (with Mario in particular it uses a colorscheme that's not too far off from the livery that Mclaren went for during the 1980s)

[@markymark443]

on 200cc the Classic Dragster is arguably the best kart for online (Mini Beast and Wild Wing might have more potential but controlling them feels impossible at times even with brake drifting so the Classic Dragster is definitely safer and more versatile for 200cc)

[@Diamondpinkiepie]

for those confused, the bowser bike is what the flame runner is called in the PAL version, also i use the dragonetti (honey coup) with rosalina, really good pairing

[@SweetMelaninn]

PAL?

[@FarmYardGaming]

@@SweetMelaninn Europe, and some other countries get included too... Azerbaijan Faeroe Islands Gibraltar Greenland Guernsey Isle of Man Israel Jersey Lesotho South Africa St. Helena

[@SweetMelaninn]

@@FarmYardGaming I was asking what PAL stood for..

[@FarmYardGaming]

@@SweetMelaninn Phase Alternating Line.

[@SweetMelaninn]

@@FarmYardGaming Okay. Thank you

[@sticksterstickme986]

“Every Mario Kart Wii Vehicle Ranked” More like every viable Mario kart Wii vehicle ranked.

[@spindash64]

All 2 of them

[@jackiejelly8847]

"a new player would probably see this and think wow this is the cat's pyjamas." that was my exact reaction to the quacker, and I used it for ages as a kid. good times honestly.

[@albertoesperanza4771]

Lmao if you never used kart on automatic you aint never played mariokart

[@anthonycraft2314]

Alberto Esperanza When I was little I did..... Mario standard on automatic so ummm yea

[@ccmarvmd8200]

I only use automatic lol but I use daisy Mach bike

[@skyender8353]

I always use automatic the drifting controls are kinda hard

[@Ellie_2810]

lapislazuli 101 just click 1 Button 2 Drift, nit Herd

[@superbaddy4]

I, for one, did. I ALWAYS used a Blue Falcon and Automatic Drift, and I actually was pretty good, to be honest...

[@curiouslamp2841]

The racing b-roll overlaying the explanations of each ranking is terrifying in how quickly and efficiently this guy races each track.

[@badhairlife6713]

I didn’t know this many other people still played this game!

[@npc_blob1609]

Same!

[@skyender8353]

I have my Mom's Wii in my room and it has Mario kart I love playing it but it can't compare with Mario Kart 8 duluxe sadly

[@billyosullivan4514]

@@skyender8353 MKW better as there is more variety and the items are crazier.

[@zestyspider3266]

@@billyosullivan4514 i miss the winged blue shell in mk8

[@N_manMETA11]

Aw, dude, how didn't you know back then? MK8 was a disappointment at best, Nintendo would have been much better off making a new title than that weird mobile version that will never release. MKWii is the most playable Mario Kart in my opinion, followed by DS. 7 is iffy, and every other title either felt clunky and was akward or flat out tried too hard to exist.

[@literallylotro]

I have fond memories of using Honeycoupe back when WiiConnect24 was available. I understood that Bikes were considered superior to Karts, but I just loved the look and feel of the Honeycoupe - plus it performed relatively well online to my surprise.

[@kenny_.E]

Gonna go win a race on Wiimfii on the Honeycoupe just for you

[@shadowdeath1011]

That moment when you've been playing for years using baby Mario and standard bike

[@ramlover33]

the virgin competitive player: noooo i have to always use the best character with the best statistics how am i going to win the chad casual gamer: hm i think this character is funny ill play him

[@PastelHime]

I like to use heavy mii with wario bike because I had actually good experiences playing with this combo

[@googa9689]

Funky kinda funy tho

[@zoideboy5641]

Funky is pretty cool looking

[@markymark443]

Unless you’re time trialing and you need everything optimal and/or in niche situations where that 1% extra speed makes all the difference, character really doesn’t matter.

[@quentinarchpomple-bigginsw352]

I loved using Toadette/Magikruiser then spamming Shy Guy Beach or Sherbet Land online. When I got my vote, winning was completely effortless. Daisy/Mach Bike was my tryhard combo of choice though

[@frankcassidy6498]

My younger brother and I always ended up playing Luigi Mach Bike, then Baby Luigi Magikruiser then Daisy Mach Bike. So cool how even we could tell some combos were just better back in the day in casual play.

[@gaslightningmcqueen7340]

If baby Mario’s stroller ain’t number 1 I gonna beat you

[@UltraPoyoColt]

Amazing video! Your coverage of each vehicle is very well done, and I used to use the wild wing when I was younger and I still play this game today. It’s great!! (My favorite bike is the dolphin dasher! Looks so cool!)

[@curtisplays21]

"I been playing Mario Kart Wii for 10 years." And you say that CASUALLY?! Edit: Wow this was 6 months ago, I forgot that I even made this comment, thanks for the likes! Tbh I've been playing since Christ existed he mained Quacker, also grammar.

[@verguco6051]

pfff, i have been playing for almost 20, whats your point?

[@gigabyte6614]

Don’t even start, I’ve been for 70 years

[@bull_frog1]

Try me, I've been playing for 150 years

[@ava____y89]

Jeremiah Rummerfield No you ain’t seen nothing yet, I’ve been playing for 300.

[@yasinhenfs4540]

@@ava____y89 i played vs jesus once so calm down

[@alemon4530]

Honestly, the Quacker is my *favorite* vehicle, because the acceleration saved me SOOOOOOOOOO many times! The speed never affected me that much, and the drift is really good, like you said. So personally I would put it at an at least C tier. Honestly, I always ignored the speed stat as I got better at the game, as I needed to depend on acceleration to get me back up and running more often when I played the Grand Prix

[@N_manMETA11]

Depends on how you're playing the game, big time. If against CPU's, you can use just about any vehicle in the game and stand a chance. Now in a random world wide, I wouldn't exactly recommend it but there are much worse vehicles. Now in competitive play, the Quacker is a sure fire way to lose speed off of ramps, and get bumped into offroad. The Quacker is so inconsistent, there are genuinely situations where it is faster to fall off and respawn because of it's terrible weight. So when Troy said online that you can steal a rare first place, he meant rare. Not the worst by any means, but in any competitive atmosphere, Mach Bike is almost always the way to go.

[@marciaosullivan3200]

Acceleration is useless

[@N_manMETA11]

@@marciaosullivan3200 I wouldn't say it's useless. Most situations, a stand still moni turbo is the best option, but notice that when Troy or NMeade hit a banana or get shocked or POW'd, they don't charge an SSMT, because they only lost half of their speed, meaning it is still faster to just keep accelerating, so it is a useful stat. Otherwise, it wouldn't be in the game.

[@marciaosullivan3200]

@@N_manMETA11 it's not a very useful state at all and the duck is just so bad

[@verygoopyguy]

You know what thats nice. I remember that i loved accelerative vehicles myself before i really got into the game. I think C might be a good choice relative to the jet bubble because i do think the quacker is better.

[@JBergmansson]

It's so strange that the american and european versions of the game have different names for some of the vehicles. For example, Flame Runner is just called Bowser Bike in EU (since it har a bowser head in the front)

[@N_manMETA11]

My mom always told me it's because the further east you go, the less creative people are. I'm just kiddin'.

[@shrekhaskilledme6567]

The honey coop or whatever is called in the American version is called the dragonetti in the eu version

[@JawVR02]

Super blooper is my favorite because it has good speed, acceleration, and weight. It also has an insanely good off-road stat.

[@SomeOne-gs7sy]

They should just go all out and call Mario kart Wii Mario bike Wii

[@charKT-7461]

You're not a skilled player if you play bikes on a standard basis.

[@kattny]

@@charKT-7461 What? You do know that bikes are the best in the game!

[@tendericed2749]

Gruffys which doesn’t necessarily mean that you are skilled if you win with them. It’s more that if you don’t play them, your odds of winning sink below 1 percent.

[@kattny]

@@tendericed2749 I agree with you

[@Zetagipp]

C O M E D Y

[@kiffbeatz]

#1 *Baby Booster*

[@SupraCarwyn]

2 things I want to say: - Sneakster, Sprinter and Blue Falcon are my favorite MKWii vehicules of all time due to their very high speed stat. Yes, they have poor handling, but it's fun to me to deal with it and see how I can pass tricky parts with them. I could like Jetsetter and Spear for the same reasons, but their handling is too poor to enjoy using them. - Outside drift on bikes is like drifting with a car. This is what I have noticed on my side, and so, considering that, I was able to use some of the best outside drift bikes in the game like the Shooting Star. Have a good day! :D

[@telefoonhoesje6146]

I really like the sprinter cuz it looks so good

[@coolestgeometrydasher1544]

#1: piranha prowler #2: every other vehicle

[@ish_]

yes

[@MKWahPhil]

More like: S-Tier: -Piranha Prowler -Super Blooper F-Tier: Every other vehicle

[@keofkkgd9032]

SS tier: Standart Kart F tier: Everthing else

[@kamalmiah2803]

Standard kart should of been higher smh

[@Fan8099]

And the Baby Booster didn't even get a honorable mention but the Bit Bike did. 😡

[@andreacrumlish9976]

Same ranks but MY reasons (similar to his) 1. Bowser Bike - good drift, fast, heavy 2. Mach Bike - medium version of Bowser Bike, so reason is the same (except weight) 3. Bullet Bike - small version of Bowser Bike, so reason is the same (except weight) 4. Nitrocycle - fastest med. bike 5. Dolphin Dasher - sorta balanced stats 6. Magikruiser - good for off-roading, nothing else really 7. Torpedo - fastest large bike, but rubbish at everything else 8. Wild Wing - great balanced stats, kart version of mach bike - same reasons 9. Concerto - small version of Wild Wing, kart version of bullet bike - same reasons 10. Bubble Bike - good drift, not really good at other stuff 11. Dragonetti - looks cool, good drift/mini-turbo, not too bad speed, heavy 12. Flame Flyer - kart version of bowser bike - same reasons 13. Quacker - good drift/mini-turbo, decent off-road, nothing else 14. Twinkle star - bike version of dragonetti - same reasons - just weight difference and doesn't look cool 15. Nanobike - rubbish, just rubbish

[@Bruh-cl6hv]

Magikruiser has good acceleration

[@andreacrumlish9976]

@@Bruh-cl6hv true...

[@Jellyman1129]

If the Wild Wing is the kart version of the Mach Bike and the Flame Flyer is the kart version of the Bowser Bike, why is the Flame Flyer under the Wild Wing when the Bowser Bike is above the Mach Bike???

[@andreacrumlish9976]

@@Jellyman1129 dont like karts that much 😂 although, now that ive read over it, id swap wild wing and flame flyer... oops haha ima do that now lol

[@andreacrumlish9976]

@@Jellyman1129 oh wait, i just read over it, ive not put it in an order, ive just put it in a random order and said what i think about it. hahahahaha

[@MKWahPhil]

RIP (all 2008 until...oh yeah they were never alive) Standard Kart S Booster Seat Cheap Charger Tiny Titan Blue Falcon Standard Bike S Bit Bike Standard Kart M Classic Dragster Super Blooper Daytripper Sprinter Standard Bike M Sugarscoot Zip Zip Standard Kart L Offroader Piranha Prowler Jetsetter Standard Bike L Wario Bike Shooting Star Phantom We're not gonna miss you because you never excisted.

[@sopt1]

12:24 i bet troy spent a solid 10 minutes thinking of that

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ikr *WHEEZE*

[@AkiraEmiko]

For a person who's been using the standard bike all their Mario Kart career... I need to rethink my strategy.

[@RichMalishefski]

Dont let them fool you, the standard bike is the best in the game, it's a great all around stat bike that has superior outside drift. Outside drift let's you hit sharper corners and gain the drift boost faster. Plus with outside drift, you can practically go straight, allowing you to already have the boost quicker into the corner

[@Gametoon05]

Really? It's one of the lamest by design and the stats aren't great either.

[@bullfrog-nt1lb]

Standard kart gang

[@RefillerName]

Rich Malishefski he might not m ow this is a joke you sound so genuine

[@MKWahPhil]

I did rethink my strategy in 2020. Before 2020 I used automatic drifting Karts. Now I use manual drifting inside drifting bikes and it's way more fun.

[@swordbug3302]

You thought i would not notice that persona 5 victory theme playing. But it was me a persona fan.

[@Santi-bt7if]

You'll never see it coming

[@friskycalibri2293]

KONO PERSONA FAN DA!

[@jackflynn412]

I'm so happy I noticed Tokyo daylight also plays in this video

[@maheerhuq6708]

I was curious too

[@greenshrex7532]

Is that a

[@sixarmedpsycho_9]

The Dolphin Dasher will forever be my favorite bike.

[@jackkaczmarski]

For someone who’s just getting into MKWii, running off road, into walls, into bananas and fibs, getting hit by reds and blues, and not caring about stand-still mini turbos, the Magikruser is the best training bike. I get the lightweight con, but that’s a con that can somewhat be counteracted. With the Magikruser, *low tricks are your friend.* Overall, 8.5/10, an excellent vehicle.

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

As for me, my best training kart (since I main large/heavy characters) is probably the Offroader for its handling. I main karts, not bikes.

[@Beatsallaudio22]

The video was awesome. I will take this information for the next time I will play mkwii. I would always use the bit bike bc of it acceleration. But now I know its somewhat useless. XD ty

[@danielwright9990]

Try the quacker it was ranked higher than the bit bike and personally,I think the quacker is the best vehicle in the game.

[@CherryMK_6]

I've always been a "low-tier hero" type, so I love the Jet Bubble and Honeycoupe

[@N_manMETA11]

Jet Bubble and Honey Coupe are very much a kart and bike equivalent. Jet Bubble more so can compete if things happen a very specific way (from a competitive standpoint) but random worldwides, it's viable in an inexperienced room. It's honestly not bad, but sort of in a bad way if that makes since. Not good enough to really use competitively, but far from bad enough to totally rule out. I like the Jet Bubble though, it's very much a sleeper vehicle.

[@pierresoorden5975]

S: Flame Runner, Mach Bike A: Bullet Bike B: Sneakster, Dolphin Dasher, Magicruiser, C: Spear D: Wild Wing (best kart), Mini Beast, Jet Bubble (bike) E: Honeycoupe, Flame Flyer, Quacker (last inside drifting bike)

[@pierresoorden5975]

Not unlocked: Light: Baby Mario Baby Peach Toad Koopa Troopa Medium: Mario Luigi Peach Yoshi Heavy: Wario Waluigi Donkey Kong Bowser

[@pierresoorden5975]

Characters with speed higher than 0 Light: Baby Luigi 5 Baby Daisy 5 Mii (Light) 3 Toadette 3 Baby Peach 3 Medium: Daisy 4 Luigi 2 Peach 2 Mii (Medium) 3 Heavy: Funky Kong 4 Rosalina 3 Mii (Heavy) 3 Bowser 2

[@kabiribi6042]

"Inside drift was so great, that we may never see it again" Crash Team Racing joins the chat

[@jacobhafar538]

Kabi Ribi Any MK game >>>>> Crash Team Racing

[@kabiribi6042]

@@jacobhafar538 mmm... some good nintendo fanboy salt

[@jacobhafar538]

Kabi Ribi Nah I don’t even like Nintendo that much, crash team racing is just a mediocre game

[@pandaantmo1322]

@@jacobhafar538 bruh im a big nintendo fan but ctr is still a good game

[@charKT-7461]

Mario Kart 8 had it too.

[@CometCatcher]

I have no Life so here's the list of vehicles not listed here: Light Weight Karts: Standard Kart S Booster Seat/Baby Booster Cheep Charger Tiny Titan/Rally Romper Blue Falcon Light Weight Bikes: Standard Bike S Medium Weight Karts: Standard Kart M Nostalgia 1/Classic Dragster Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper Daytripper/Royal Racer Sprinter/B Dasher Mk 2 Medium Weight Bikes: Standard Bike M Sugarscoot/Bon Bon Zip Zip/Rapide Heavy Weight Karts: Standard Kart L Offroader Piranha Prowler Jettster/Aero Glider Heavy Weight Bikes: Standard Bike L Wario Bike Phantom Well There you go

[@CometCatcher]

Because otherwise there'd be no Variety and it'd be boring.

[@luissilva1954]

@Zombie Hunter most of mario kart's fanbase is largely casual so we often see people just picking their favorite vehicles

[@kumoko3728]

@@luissilva1954^ this i always picked baby daisy with the Tiny Titan/Rally Romper just because i loved the damn thing

[@Blittsplitt5]

I like the XC2 and Persona 5 music!

[@nicholasvernacchio2292]

Yeah, do you know what the song is when he is talking about the Quaker? I remeber it from Xenoblade 2, but i cant remember what the track was called

[@Blittsplitt5]

@@nicholasvernacchio2292 sorry, I can't really hear it. Might be Counter Attack

[@aksarat4669]

This gave me a lot of nostalgia

[@bighand1530]

Same