Every Morning

[@alchemeron]

I wasn't prepared to watch a documentary.

[@CoiledMTG]

Sir, this is a mirror

[@MTdaBlacking]

Thanks for that description, 5sf crew, I also thought I wasn't aware enough of my own mortality today...

[@bjf10]

So dark. So inevitable.

[@Willllow]

Ah, October. The best time of year for us 5SF description-readers

[@calowenby1654]

That description is unironically the best way I’ve seen existentialism used for horror in…Well as of now it feels like ever!

[@catmage]

Thanks for the freakout, whoever wrote the description! I hadn't had one today.

[@duffer3062]

i still havent watched my dvd of DBPM3. maybe this will be the year!

[@CherubCow]

"Every Morning"? Sugar Ray's "Every Morning" came out so long ago that you're pretty sure you first heard it on a phonograph in the rubble outside of Dresden.

[@CesarDaSalad]

The last part of your comment almost sounds like the opening lyrics of the song 😆

[@krayzoman]

@@CesarDaSalad Thanks, now I can't unread the tune.

[@CesarDaSalad]

@@krayzoman 😂😂

[@FunnCubes]

Oh man... well... still got 10 years.

[@DeathofInk]

I'm only another ten years away from that stage....I'm scared. 😰

[@GrandHighGamer]

If it's any consolation, it'll feel like your current age was only a couple of years ago when you hit 40. Wait, that's the opposite of consolation. Shit.

[@ApertureTestSubject1]

Oh shit, I didn't know DBPM3 was getting distributed by Vinegar Syndrome, that's awesome!

[@422325]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@paineoftheworld]

Back when I was forty I would have considered an open tibia fracture as a good sign.

[@Snacker6]

I'm just here to help with engagement. You guy deserve more views!

[@ziginox]

Just came here to tell Brian that this hit my homepage in a reasonable amount of time. Maybe that video last week helped after all?

[@cRAVEtrance]

This is way too relatable ...

[@lizardguyNA]

I'm 34 and feel similarly.

[@sandrosliske]

Oh God. I was not prepared for that level of horror

[@japrogramer]

😮 ouhhhh

[@mimaps]

description longer to read than cool cup

[@Condor_]

I still haven't quite gotten used to my shin bursting out of my skin yet every morning. What are your recommendations? I'm trying to keep the blood stains out of my carpets.

[@kirbyray9924]

"Honey, wake up! 5 Second Films is writing scary descriptions aga--wait a minute. I live alone..."

[@Dewyp1]

I relate to this content

[@LogsMaggot]

Hell yeah! Socks on in the bed GANG RISE YO HAAAANDS!

[@TheGreatBlademaster]

Wouldn't have that problem if you had a cool cup

[@EvilRickQueenVita]

Bruh, I'm just 5 years away... 😢

[@ShaneMcKinleyCedt]

I'm sure it was discussed to have the backbone jut out but the shin jutting out was easier to film

[@kanstyle]

It really do be like that

[@WTFG78]

Replace the leg with a spine, and that’s quite accurate for me as well.

[@BiffStrongo]

Most relatable 5sf ever.

[@djinnaz0074]

*Reads description* Brian, you alright bud?

[@trevorkieser1581]

The days my shoulders aren't crying out in pain should be joyous days. But the long shadow of knee pain casts a darkness upon them so that the brief ray of light is snuffed out as soon as it is seen. Hope is gone and my days are suffering... #37isheaven

[@Yellowring11]

Well, I didn't need an excuse to own two copies of DBPM3, but by golly you bet it's time to do it.

[@GrandHighGamer]

Honestly the moment I hit 28 this become me. Who would have thought a lifetime of poor diet and little exercise would catch up on me, someone who already had a bunch of minor body complaints?

[@seanmorrison9574]

Well shit that description was a roller coaster of inevitability

[@IgorNV]

I don't think 40 is *that* old lol

[@GmodPlusWoW]

The flesh is an overcomplicated and flawed machine. But nonetheless, it is still a machine, and machines are to be maintained accordingly, and repaired when they inevitably break. That's my positive outlook on ageing: it is an impetus to forward the frontier of maintaining the fanciest machines known to man. If a thing is broken, it must be fixed. If fixing a thing requires replacement parts, then may the human machine be more obviously a Ship of Theseus. Our body is always gradually replacing the microparts that make up the larger parts, and thus is already a Ship of Theseus. Even as old parts are exchanged for new, you are still, at heart, always you.

[@Samlovescars8]

Ow. That kinda hurt

[@TheUnknownD]

Don't worry, 50 is the minimum age that officially states that you're old. Stop being dramatic.

[@tiben36]

Dudebro Party Massacre 2 when?

[@MelchVagquest]

It me

[@boborep.598]

You guys wake up this quick?

[@twindrill2852]

Where the hell are your older videos? I can't seem to find most of them.

[@adamgreen1013]

Didn't know you decided to post about me

[@ryuki94]

The description hurt to read, especially the part about "lasts".

[@kpsychopath]

so real

[@imakethesites3048]

Life story

[@Ep1o]

ouch

[@ryanunderwood9090]

You're well within your rights to @ me.

[@jeffbrehove2614]

I hate being 34

[@dlood]

I wish it wasn't so relevant...

[@Razor2657]

Funny

[@siggy32]

I feel scammed, I thought this was going to be Sugar Ray related!

[@sangheili1024]

There's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's 4-post bed 🎶

[@wadewilsondp07c31]

Where’s Mark McGrath when you need him?

[@dre5922]

Wow. Alec is old. At least I think that's Alec, mustaches confuse me.

[@AlecOwen]

I’m actually “only” 38!!!! But the mustache adds ten years

[@dre5922]

@@AlecOwen I get that. I'm only 34 but when I'm clean shaven I get carded at the liquor store.

[@ze_rubenator]

What? No podcast to go along with this one? Well that is legitimately disappointing. Man, you guys have really dropped the ball.

[@sylv.r]

This sucks, more cool cup content.

[@martialmurdock6866]

Gross

[@spicytuna5227]

First