EVERY Mortal Kombat Character That Has DONE IT

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[@The4thSnake]

"B-B-b-b-b-b-but Dairou had a family." Family doesn't automatically mean wife and kids.

[@Nov-5062]

What if all characters who have kids just adopted them?

[@DJKrossphireDaChoppahKid]

Based on that interesting logic. You should take everyone who has a family off the list

[@unknownfuturebutthatsok7207]

Maybe its a Mandala effect because I remember in Deception that the reason Dairou defected the guard in the original timeline was because he killed the man who killed his family and was branded a criminal breaking some rule about guard being able to do/not do things idk. Then shenanigans happened, he freed shujinko, and he lives in the chaos realm. Idk about the new timeline, though.

[@Sumschmuck]

Real world debate on what defines a family aside, let's look at the in univeree explanation. Dairou lives in order realm, the dimension where you can't even take a shit without having the proper permits. What would make you think that the dimension of strict order and puritanical regulation would view marriage that deviates from the normal structure of a man, his wife, and his child and say "yeah we're cool with this"?

[@immortal_wake278]

Do Street Fighter and Tekken next!

[@SonicHaXD]

Let's be fair now. That Shao Kahn MK9 victory screen definitely implies he's done it many times XD

[@heartlessangel2910]

Yep, I miss seeing fighting chicks in thongs,

[@PoggsPoggers-dd1st]

Has he done it with reptile though👀👀

[@codytoeung5089]

He also has concubines, he definitely does it all the time

[@pixelgoat7317]

What would be funny is if someone modded Reptile onto the concubine that crawls over to Shao and clings to his leg 😆 🤣

[@aakshaypatil5105]

Buddy had Syndel for a long time

[@SPIZCRAZZZY]

In Tanya's ending in MKX, Rain is literally zipping up his pants in a cave they sought refuge in. Tanya called him her consort. Theyve done it.

[@saloz9483]

To be honest I feel like Tanya and Mileena has done it with a few people as I'm sure they would use their bodies as weapons.

[@Deathmare235]

@@saloz9483not mileena, she’s just used by people

[@TheAlphaLegionnaire]

Can we please refer to Shao Khan’s concubines as Khancubines from now on? It’s not too much too ask…

[@Bacxaber]

*Kahn

[@gechoman44iwantahippo]

“Quan Chi probably did it with people in the Brotherhood” “Kia and Jataaka are too devoted to the Brotherhood to do it” Hmmmmmm

[@aidanfedorochko3728]

I loved how in the original you had Bi-Han and Sareena next each other in unlikely, but then Kabal’s ending ruined it horribly. It’s funny as hell.

[@Mytho199x]

I hope Bi-Han and Sareena will meet in the new era, seeing how this time Bi-Han is evil, probably Sareena is gonna be' the one to redeeem him this time, kinda like a "reverse" card, where in the Mythologies game he was the one who saved her (with even a sweet ending for both of them, just to fix the mess they did with Kabal's nonsensical shit ending).

[@Universe.Steven]

In one of Johnny’s voice announcements, he refers to Sareena as Bi Han’s bestie. It is also very likely that she will be DLC and will probably appear in the story expansion.

[@shawerful5209]

Nrs: We need some easter egg to "please" old fans, and a reason to not design a new female character from zero Ed boon: why not use sareena?

[@adachiandmarie6024]

@@Mytho199xbi Han always been evil bro

[@jassimhamid2808]

​@adachiandmarie6024 No, he was not.

[@StevenSenile]

For a franchise where they keep fighting each other to death. There sure are a lot of virgins 💀

[@KombatGod]

The thing about Dairou is that his bio says that he's a former Guardsman who got arrested for killing a criminal in a fit of rage, and then escaped during a riot incited by Darrius' Resistance. Darrius' bio then says that one of his tactics to recruit Seidan Guardsmen is to hire an assassin to kill his family pushing him to violently attack the killer in a fit of rage. There's a clear parallel between the two stories, and therefore there's a strong implication that Dairou was victim of Darrius' recruitment attempt, meaning that he had a family and was killed. That was never explicitly confirmed but I think it's enough to say that Dairou MAY have had a family. EDIT: actually Dairou's Trading Card in MK Armageddon confirmed that his family was murdered, saying that Dairou was then tricked into killing an innocent... so that explicitly confirms it, although it still doesn't mention Darrius.

[@welchrebooted4739]

well dairou's armageddon bio kard mentioned his family was murdered, though it could mean anything, parents, siblings, ect, doesn't have to be a wife and kids though that is a possibility aswell so I'd probably put him in has probably f*cked

[@KombatGod]

@@welchrebooted4739 Yeah I forgot about the biokard. And I agree. It probably means he had a wife and kids although it's not absolutely confirmed. (Just like Darrius is probably behind the murder but it's not explicitly confirmed)

[@ZenKrio]

I think Ashrah should be moved to "Has F*cked in Non Canon Material", because in the ending of Cage Match, she says to Johnny that had she not made her vows, she would gladly take him as a mate, and Johnny says that they can "Worry about that later". Not sure if that means that he hit that, and then she left, but it could. At the very least, "Has probably F*cked" would be a good tier, her and Reptile are dating in the new timeline in many pre battle quotes as well. I would also say for sure that Shao Kahn isn't a virgin. MK11 implies that he and Sindel collect concubines.

[@pixelgoat7317]

Is it weird that I am one of the few people who agrees with Snake that MK11 Sheeva is incredibly evil? (Yes, the 'SLAAAAAY QUEEEEEN" Sheeva) ...in her ending she gets pissed that her race become complacent and drunk when they embrace a peaceful lifestyle, but then masterminds a never ending war across the Realms in order to make the Shokan a master warmongering race? Thats actually pretty cool villain material there! Sounds an awful lot like Titan Havik from the MK1 story ending, right?

[@saloz9483]

I think its more her upbringing than her being flat out evil. In her eyes especially in her race strength is taught to be everything so if she sees her people being lazy and drunk she sees it as weak so she decides war is a better choice to keep them on their toes and strong. I also feel like she likes a good challenge so theres that too.

[@pixelgoat7317]

@@saloz9483 Yeah, you're definitely right!

[@themememaster9582]

“The One Being. With who, I ask?” Well, we don’t know the exact way the Elder Gods defeated the One Being. *BUT MAYBE-*

[@SonicHaXD]

The Reptile glow up LET'S GOOOOOO XD

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Based. Reptile is best.

[@matthewbreen1951]

I feel you missed a trick by not saving this for Valentine's Day but here we are.

[@realmjumper8154]

11:09 I don’t think I’ve ever heard Snake fall so far into insanity and I love it.

[@arch5701]

Erron Black is the biggest winner of all.

[@GeteMachine]

I think Onaga probably did with Li Mei considering her Deception ending there, where she is embracing him. Its very likely. Sheeva has had children who were killed, stated in her MK11 ending (or somewhere) so she definitely did.

[@detectivemadoka69420]

I don't think Li Mei is that flexible...

[@os3ujziC]

This is the kind of high quality content I'm subscribed for

[@yaneproduction]

Since Chronica was so incompetent in Mk11 story I bet she became titan by blowing dust from one being's leather flute

[@almightycinder]

It's possible the Lin Kieu assassins are sent on missions like James Bond, where they have to seduce someone to get access to their target.

[@cokelife5831]

that’s a funny image u just put in my head 😂😂😂 just imagine cyrax & sektor trynna get ladies

[@lordtrigon1733]

@@cokelife5831 Nobody knows how to satisfy a woman better than a machine.

[@shawerful5209]

I loved how kronika who have two children, have more chances to be virgin than erron black.

[@jaggidfire]

9:25 broodmate means they are from the same brood, so siblings not lovers.

[@matheusvagner8367]

Tremor has the gold variation, bound to attract gold diggers...

[@nabilahmed579]

Makes me wonder why he joined black dragon when he can just make a gold business

[@detectivemadoka69420]

Bro has some serious potential.

[@LyricAiLove]

It's not that Havik is too devoted to chaos to not have sex, it's more about wondering: Who would he do it with? Although, current timeline Havik might have, but we just don't know.

[@cheesybeans9476]

Keep in mind Onaga has potentially slept with Li Mei and Kotal and Dvorrah also possibly happened. Havik definitely isn't step too far, and since he's the leader of the chaosrealm, there's definitely a few freaky people there who are definitely gonna be into whatever the hell you don't want to imagine. And we all know Havik is into some fucked up next level masochism and sadism

[@doomslayer9138]

Mortal Kombat has more virgin characters than Resident Evil

[@Ergeniz]

Zing!

[@mdashrafulahmed2820]

We have reached peak content 🥶

[@Ultrapredator1H]

Alt title: EVERY Mortal Kombat Character that has/had bitches

[@-o8358]

8:53 i thought u were gonna say that ermac technically has bc he's made of multiple souls so at least some of them had fucked

[@nolanhock8888]

Shang Tsung and Quan Chi 100% explored each other’s bodies.

[@rockerboyrage1609]

My boy Damashi got all the action.

[@eddihurta7173]

Can I say The Khotal and Jade ship came out of nowhere...Im more of a "Lao x Jade" guy myself 😂

[@fantasyvsreality1013]

I was hoping Raiden and Jade😊

[@henrygambles3652]

Maybe Since MK is taking influence from Greek Mythology, Kronika reproduces asexually and gave birth to Cetrion and Shinnok similar to how Gaia gave birth to Uranus!

[@cheesybeans9476]

I'd imagine she just created them in her image, hence why cetrion is such a lapdog

[@henrygambles3652]

@@cheesybeans9476 That’s a possibility too, though I took it since they took influence from Greek Myths, Kronika could have reproduced Asexually and without a partner!

[@cheesybeans9476]

@@henrygambles3652 eh maybe but the only Greek inspiration between Kronika is Geras, Cetrion and her time powers, Geras obviously being inspired by Atlas and Kronos and Cetrion obviously being Gaia, Kronika being a Titan by name and having time powers is about where the connection ends.

[@henrygambles3652]

@@cheesybeans9476 Well also Kharon, ferryman of the dead is inspired by Greek Myths!

[@cheesybeans9476]

@@henrygambles3652 forgot about Kharon tbh, by extension I suppose the sea of blood and the river of styx are essentially the same.

[@twinvortex]

“Shang Tsung… cuz he has the rizz.” 😂 accurate

[@micah459]

I'm pretty sure Rain was implied to have sex with Tanya so he should move up a tier

[@Ergeniz]

Well. Definitely not the most recent Tanya

[@YTIinstrumentals]

‘Darrius has rizz’ and moving on immediately made me die LOL

[@PandaKnightsFightingDragons]

Kuai Liang is married in the new timeline, he's probably done the deed

[@Nick-up5wv]

So Haromi is getting action from 2 separate timelines. One from Hanzo and the other Kui-Liang.

[@cheesybeans9476]

It's also heavily implied that Harumi and Tanya have slept together, or atleast that theyve had a romantic connection. Tanya teases Kuai by flirty saying that Tanya met Harumi first and that hes gonna have to hear the rest of that story from Harumi herself

[@Nick-up5wv]

@@cheesybeans9476 I'm putting that in the Kabal/Sareena category. It makes no sense and is stupid.

[@StoicForce]

As someone who's wasted hours listening to all the dialogue from the Mortal Kombat games, I've never heard or come across that Kitana mirror interaction from X. It was surreal, as if Karen Strassman set it up to be a blooper, but Netherrealm put it in anyway.

[@InTheKitchenWristStirFry]

Oh you have to? yeah the way she says her lines is surreal

[@um_2018]

It was cut from the game's official release.

[@InTheKitchenWristStirFry]

@@um_2018ah

[@jetstreamsam1]

Karen definitely was joking about that, I am sure of it

[@AxelCdRm]

This is truly one of the videos The4thSnake ever made

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Truly one of the The4thSnake tier lists of all time.

[@Notwedsquid]

Reiko and Meleeina that’s crazy

[@lordtrigon1733]

Mileena with literally anyone is believable.

[@Notwedsquid]

@@lordtrigon1733 honestly not even surprised anymore

[@Tekken_3_Is_good]

The intro dialogue in MK11 where Sindel calls Fujin “my beloved” and says “a small piece of you is inside me” might imply something

[@thegreatpage5912]

Yeah for a minute people thought it meant he was Katana's real father. Which would definitely explain her wind powers.

[@Tekken_3_Is_good]

@@thegreatpage5912 oooo that’s a nice theory. I thought it was just because he helped restore her from her revenant form

[@darklightss_]

“ W E D O N T T A L K A B O U T. F U J I “

[@emperorjoker9240]

Millena Definitely has done the deed. in fact, if I remember correctly, she had like four lovers over the course of history.

[@Ergeniz]

Impossible

[@emperorjoker9240]

@@Ergeniz how lol?

[@Killjoy4106]

She fooked reiko

[@Universe.Steven]

Mileena slept with Reiko,Tanya,Rain and probably Barraka (?)

[@keonstephens8928]

​@@Universe.Stevenno it was reiko, tanya,goro and baraka. NRS didn't ship her with Rain

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

Syzoth is a lucky man lol

[@Quansen45]

Pretty sure Shao Kahn says something in MK11 about Sindel always pleasing him to Kitana

[@Nick-up5wv]

Also he enjoys Sheevas "skimpy outfits" she's worn for him and he tells Cassie he wants her to be a concubine.

[@inductivegrunt94]

Perfect content for the channel, and having Johnny as the thumbnail is the best and only thumbnail for the video.

[@codytoeung5089]

Wasn’t there the intro dialogue in X where Mileena and Baraka were outright stated to have slept. Doesn’t really change the list but it wasn’t mentioned

[@torestrictivefan8336]

Mileena the most sexually active character in the franchise.

[@Ergeniz]

But she's a double bagger clone of Kitana?

[@lordtrigon1733]

Proof that charisma trumps looks.

[@Ergeniz]

@@lordtrigon1733 What charisma though

[@lordtrigon1733]

@@Ergeniz You don't start out as nightmare fuel and end up in Playboy without swagger.

[@Nick-up5wv]

True

[@vaggos2003]

Has anyone come here after seeing Schaffrillas' "Which Super Smash characters have eaten pizza?" video and having read one of the top comments in the comment section that said "Good. Now which Super Smash characters know what sex is?"?

[@AwakeningHikari]

The content of all time

[@lordtrigon1733]

I know he has a non-canon son, but I like the idea of Kano being a virgin who just talks a big game in the tradition of Barry McKenzie (an old Ozploitation movie character).

[@threecatsinatrenchcoat8567]

Where is Raiden on this list? Cuz in MK Conquest I remember there being a scene where he stated that he wants “hot blonde and a couple of weeks off” and in a later episode(likely the last) where he realizes how screwed earthrealm is and that shao khan is coming that to deal with the stress of failing his only job he goes to the tavern and tries to get himself drunk despite his metabolism and then actually takes a hot blonde to the trading house and tell her to do exactly what he says right before closing the bedroom door. As for mk11 there is a dialogue between what I think is meant to be dark raiden but that doesn’t really work out, where sindel asks him if he’s ever been dominated and raiden asks if she’s offering…um at the very least that is an implication that they of all people may have done it….

[@WubboxShorts]

I might be wrong but I remember there being something referred to as ‘Jataaka’s consort’, it might’ve been a gear piece in mk11 or I might be going crazy

[@Nick-up5wv]

Oh. In Li Mei's MKD ending she probably TOTALLY did the deed with Onaga; most likely resulting in the creation of the Shokahn race. Tanya seemed pretty into him too. Maybe Hotaru and SonicXHD as well.😂

[@Leviathan_edits]

I'm pretty sure Cassie had done it in her life, she would got influenced by Johnny to think it's normal Plus it's funny that Raiden the god of Thunder, Protector of Earthrealm is a virgin

[@Nick-up5wv]

She's a Beverly hills valley girl and a socialite and military officer. Also she tells Sonya she's dating a Dylan and it's also implied in a dialog with Jaqui that Cassie knew Jaqui liked him, but took him away anyway. I'd assume if he was Jaqui's boyfriend and Cassie took him away it was probably because she seduced him. Also Jaqui would go into the probably section because it's implied in dialog exchanges that Jaqui joined the Shiri-Ryu and that Takada proposed to her. That would probably indicate sex as well.

[@saintjamesent.866]

In the MKX comics. Reiko laments "sharing Mileena's bed". Says he's disgusting from having to "Lay with her" to pull off his coup

[@doomedspartan3608]

Bet it was cause of her mouth

[@MusicoftheDamned]

By the elder goss, I can't believe you left beloved _Mortal Kombat_ character Cole Young. /s Seriously though, "has fucked" is like that dude's *only* "accomplishment".

[@campbellroehrich7146]

In MKX, Cassie has an intro with Bo Rai Cho that implies he and Li Mei may have done it. It's probably Cassie just teasing him but there could of been a spark between them, especial after working together in Deception (I know that's a different timeline but still)

[@zarbonthebeauty5086]

Okay Shao Kahn not being definitive but Mileena being definitive is insane. She gets her nature from her daddy 😭

[@kaiju1281]

"Love gets in the way" I can swear on my grave Kuai Liang said that in MK11 intros. And he's definitely not the type of guy to do one night stands, he has a very high sense of honor. He's near his 50's in MK11, but he has no family, no wife, no children, no nothing. I can safely say that Kuai Liang is canonically a virgin that's why he's my main

[@annyevharis]

He is your man, Because he is a virgin, or because he Has got a high standards? ;) It's a joke, don't be mad :)

[@skyslasher2297]

4:15 Highlight intro with Kitana Kitana: The thought of you with my mother. Kahn: She always pleased me Kitana. And I forgot the third line but it’s there.

[@cgutblack3785]

GOAT ERRON

[@kendonl.taylor5111]

@The4thSnake That "Has Fucked In Non-Canon Material" should have been called "Has Fucked In Alternate Timeline Material".

[@rymreaper]

If havik were to do it I can't imagine how chaotic it would be, he can take his own limbs off and Perhaps use it during the deed However it is said that chaosrealmers appear outta no where, they really don't need to do the deed to be born. (Idk if this is true)

[@Nick-up5wv]

They would do it for chaos though anyway. I'm sure it would be incredibly violent.

[@horrorboyhonorboy727]

Kuai Liang does have a wife in the current timeline, so it is possible for him.

[@Jaime0007]

There's a intro with Sheeva and Kitana that heavily implies that sheeva has children. It's about Sheeva telling Kitana that she should have childreb now that she's an empress as it will really test her

[@Gadreth]

My boy Wu Lae

[@nomad4114]

10:53 - 11:11 i love that snake really tries to take it seriouslly

[@SuperCartoon96]

That was fun xD Will you do same tier lists for ST, Tekken and Smash? xD

[@natesaibot]

I totally thought Delia was Blaze for a sec 😂

[@Sniper_Jacob06]

Cetrion to me looks like she probably has done it, but I'm not going to bash your opinion on something as silly as this.

[@Sniper_Jacob06]

This video idea is stupid, but in a good way.

[@TheAlienHasArrived]

One of the most oddly specific tier list videos I’ve ever seen

[@lukejones7164]

Mortal Kombat has more virgin characters than Street Fighter and Tekken 🤣

[@josebravo3533]

I mean, Sheeva did mention losing many children over the years on her Mk11 Ending

[@Eligible921]

Snake, Zombie from MK9 challenge tower definitely has fucked.

[@LocalCryptidGhostdoll]

Listen, I would for Frost But I'm mentally ill

[@Diavolo_Gieseke]

Apep the GOAT 🐐

[@juliankanzuki2013]

"Has fucked in non-Canon Material" Should be the 3rd row down, Because it holds more weight than "Is implied to have fucked" Because Kano ending showing he had various bastard children left in his wake, puts him solidly in that catagory, but he's also implied to have fucked in various intros

[@Ergeniz]

Why is Quan Chi NOT a virgin on a list by The 4thSnake.

[@doomedspartan3608]

Cuzz he has that demon rizz

[@just_a_tepig3611]

Quan chi has had confirmed sex in non canon material. In MK Conquest when him and one of his angels pretended to be the great kung lao's friends.

[@ark4in212]

Raiden can be added to non-canonical materials, because in the MK series he went to prostitutes.

[@fantasyvsreality1013]

Really?!😮 Cause he doesn't seem like the type to go for prostitutes. When I think Raiden, I think honour and cleanliness...

[@ark4in212]

@@fantasyvsreality1013 Yeah Well, you're actually right about the fact that Raiden doesn't like prostitutes and is associated with purity and honor, but that's when it comes to the game version. Raiden is from the series about Kung Lao, slightly different from the game, and there he could still go and get married with a prostitute

[@DiabolicalAngel]

Tanya and Mileena are confirmed to be dating, which was implied from MKX. And Edenians are a passionate people, so I'm sure they've slept together. Tanya just makes sure to have the serum on hand lol

[@tobyvenom]

Please never say "rizz" again

[@mattaku9430]

There’s, like, 0 evidences for Nitara in intros. Eron Black stepped out, which could mean anything. Her phrase about strange bedfellows is a reference to Erron Black in MK11. Her phrase to Kung Lao is a reference to her ending.

[@hectorzarate3340]

Seeing as how his body and consciousness make up all the realms the one being has technically has all the sex

[@evanraiff7154]

Li Mei’s Deception ending, she betrayed the realms to become Onaga’s wife. Feel like that implies some things…

[@DEFxRECON]

MK1 will have a sex update now

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Profile picture checks out.

[@GrownUpMonke69]

To be fair, it's also implied Mileena and Baraka did the thing because of an intro in MKX between Mileena and Johnny Cage

[@StoicForce]

While it's possible, and The4thSnake also believes this, I think Mileena getting defensive and saying "Who told you that!?" can also be interpreted as: "Who is spreading such slander!?" depending on how you want to read it.

[@GrownUpMonke69]

@@StoicForce "Repulsive human..." "Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive." "*WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!*"

[@StoicForce]

@@GrownUpMonke69 Thanks for the correction. Mileena slept around A LOT in MKX and its comics, so it's not something I'll deny, but again, I can read that interaction both ways.

[@ZyroVfx]

this is what happens when WB dripfeeds content to a FG community ☠️

[@TheCyber_Knight]

I'm pretty sure Lei Mei has done it with the Dragon King Onaga from Mortal Kombat: Deception.

[@twinzzlers]

Lmao, 4thSnake must like the new MK game so this is the end result

[@redchariot4006]

Nice Snake. Now this is quality content!

[@Ergeniz]

Its not. He forgot to put Quan Chi as a perma-virgin. Is this even a real list by The 4thSnake? I have my doubts.

[@theskywalkeryt]

This a weird ass tier list...

[@Pyro-yt4346]

Even in like mk11 or X I think someone said to another character you slept with Baraka? That’s all I remember Edit: Johnny revealed it was mileena that did it with baraka in mkX

[@ZadnoleyaEdits]

Ngl this is amazing

[@legionbeast]

Li Mei's Deception ending there is the implication of her becoming wife to Onaga but the story kinda ends before they actually do anything so I think it's fair to leave that one out.

[@Nick-up5wv]

I'd say probably in non-cannon material

[@legionbeast]

@@Nick-up5wv That's what I meant but there was actually no outright statement that the two did anything, just that one shot that implied that she adores him and he accepts her.

[@megadoomboy5412]

I would argue Kuai liang did have sex due to him getting married in Mk1

[@seezy9445]

I know it's not serious But apparently MK11 endings are canon So striker and Serena move up

[@micah459]

Wait, you think Shang Tsung had sex but not Cyrax because he's an assassin? You do know assassins have sex right? Cyrax seems normal enough to have romantic relationships

[@The4thSnake]

Does he, though? He only ever expressed interest in work.

[@almightycinder]

​@@The4thSnake He saw "Ninja Mime" according to Deadly Alliance, so he does have some time for leisure.

[@micah459]

@almightycinder Yeah. I personally don't remember Shang Tsung showing any sexual interest. I honestly think anyone who seems normal and is attractive probably had sex

[@almightycinder]

@@micah459 Yeah, Tsung comes across like Blaze and other inhuman things that are barely think like humans. I remember John Tobias making art of Tsung's real form and it was a weird demon.

[@Ergeniz]

@@almightycinder I thought that artwork was retconned though? Tsung was never more than a long-lived Sorcerer/Martial Artist guy.

[@wakkaseta8351]

Bold of you to assume Shujinko hasn't done it just because we saw his whole life past the age of 13.

[@Nick-up5wv]

With whom is MY question. He's a monk on a pointless life quest for the Kamidogu.