Every Roadworks Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

⚠️⚠️ back it up mate!!!! big pothole up here, ya might fall in, end up in china!!!! ⚠️⚠️

[@strawzberri8416]

Great vid Garn!

[@artmallory970]

They already gave us the 'Wuhan Shuffle'

[@MyOwnNemisis]

Garn' then mate get to work then

[@kreepykrawlyman]

Enjoyed the video Garn 😂🤣👍Really should do every produce worker ever 😂

[@smoove_]

hopefully he doesn't experience any human rights violations on the way there

[@Willj461]

Gotta love it when they turn the little mobile traffic lights red and just leave ya sitting there for half an hour

[@isaacphillips8263]

Fckn oath

[@Willj461]

@@isaacphillips8263 🤟

[@dequavisjones4869]

Just drive thru them n flip off all the road pigeons wearing reflextive vests. Im the only vehicle in the bloody county; what the fuck do i need to stop for 20 minutes

[@bennybennerson7728]

@@dequavisjones4869 did your bloody wife leave you over this or something mate

[@stevesteele3312]

That’s a safety thing. 10 mins of no traffic, followed by a short period of letting the traffic through and repeat. It’s usually only on sites where you are physically working on or in close proximity to the road.

[@MrNatewhatley]

The only bad thing about these vids.......is the long wait for the next one, they never disappoint

[@IsaacWale2004]

Agreed. I wish we could get them once a week... But the wait is worth it. Always.

[@zacharywalker524]

These videos are great They're always too short.

[@oppressedolive9144]

Get patrion for an extra dollar for a video a week also. Man's is busy at his other work probably, I recon quality over quantity. Cheers for the videos garn crew.

[@diddykongdontyoumeandonkeykong]

It's hard convincing a new employer to hire you, especially when you've been fired from most if not all of the jobs you've been on.

[@huntergraves890]

It’s hard to get a new job every video bro

[@eskhoe999]

As a roadwork labourer in the NT, this is so not true. Our actual work is so much different from this. We actually drink Carlton Drys when we're drinking on the job. Smh

[@FionaEm]

🤣🤣

[@MALIK-nd2vw]

Champion

[@GR8DEAL95]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie 🤣😂

[@timothyphillips4801]

My initial response was rejected cos I said see you next Tuesday.. hrdn up youie toobie..

[@nathr7375]

I have to admit it here it seems like the same roads are forever under maintenance of construction. There is one part of the freeway that i swear to fucking god has been worked on for a decade straight and i for the life of me can't see any difference.

[@Killboyy-kx2bo]

"It's called job security" Damn, finally understand why there are so many potholes in my town that never seem to diminish.

[@hoodzzeee]

ah, I see you have those roads that are unfixable also. Glad im not alone.

[@maxpower7774]

Doesn't have to be any potholes mate, a crew spent 3 days resurfacing a piece of street which ended up the same condition as before they started. Total waste of time and money.

[@dodgro8342]

​@@maxpower7774 why do you numpties think it´s not done on purpose? stealing money fromthe budget by road monopolies. When something always needs to be fixed, it equals profit. So They´re not interested in fixing anything really. The workers have nothing to do with it.

[@silverdude3864]

Yep. Good eye.

[@deusvult6920]

The next street over has this part that is just a bunch of potholes and they come out and fill them in and the fkn rain washes the fill out and they do this like once a month and have for the 1.5 years I've lived here. It's fkn wild

[@Dominickun24]

Australia is truly a wonderous and cultured country

[@cpaterson4691]

ish ...

[@Girrrrrrrr]

It certianly is the funniest!!! I been laughing the hardest at Aussie's crackin jokes for over 20 years as an American!

[@fowleyuhger842]

Until covid now they nazi germany

[@bboof2624]

As an Aussie myself, your welcome

[@Allannah_Of_Rome]

Damn farkin right!! 👍😁

[@DCGMatthew1]

This was the funniest video yet. They're all masterpieces, but this so far was the Magnum opus. Love it.

[@artiebartie786]

have you seen the bunnings one i laughed my ass off

[@ianwhitham7932]

Idk, some of the construction worker ones are pretty great. Maybe it's because I work construction, but they always give me a good laugh

[@flowerpower2906]

Moving house but in a taxi is the diamond of this channel 🤣 my family and i have intern jokes with it

[@flowerpower2906]

Crypto guy is also hilarious!!

[@davo_t]

agreed! watched a few now, this one convinced me to sub.

[@ShadowHuayra]

Garn is the Australian workforce summed up very nicely in one drunken hi vis clad package

[@Darkstar-qb3dh]

Even Dan likes to get on the beers😂

[@guschad26]

You can just see the production design and budget and value going up and up and up . Love the vids guys, keep it up. 👍👍👍👍

[@cpaterson4691]

budgets good enough to buy a slab of beer w wheelbarrow a sledge hammer and a few Gatorades 👌👌👌

[@Djborders]

Ahhh what fuck is this cerment? Yeah harden the fuck up 🤣🤣 had me in tears

[@redplanet2720]

Anyone who uses the Bruce highway between Burpengary and North Lakes can relate to this one... been roadworks there for over a year, I've seen people actually working there maybe 1 or 2 times and I drive past multiple times daily.

[@bentaber8814]

Drove through there today. Saw about 2/5ths of fuck all going on in there

[@MrNatewhatley]

The Bruce is currently being tested for the new upgrade, but it will be full on once the tests are done

[@mrgw98]

I like how you say "over a year" like that's a long time. A year where I live is fast. There's a road near me that's been in the process of getting widened since 2016 and still is only 2/3 done. Edit: I should clarify, that is entirely *WAY* too long for the work that is required. Even just the year you described shouldn't take that long, but with the lack of work being done, a year is a lot less time than normal. I'm amazed your road work takes that little amount of time because of that.

[@redplanet2720]

@@mrgw98 It's been longer but I can't remember when they started. And a year is a long time to reduce a 100kph highway that is the main road everyone uses to 80kph over a stretch dozens of K's long, through several exits, especially when no one ever works there and there's speed cameras in the 80 zone. It is a huge pest for everyone in the area. I wouldn't mind if anyone actually worked there and they got the job done quick, but as I said, I drive past multiple times daily and no one is ever working there and it's been that way for months at this point. Don't comment if you don't live here because you don't know what you're talking about

[@thomasgarvey9721]

Have a Wizz Fizz

[@takoshihitsamaru4675]

Let me guess, 10 blokes standing around 1 man digging slowly, or a bunch of guys talking about something with their hands on their hips like they're doing actual work. 5 mins work, 10 hour Smoko ;)

[@kingofallpie]

Shit, u rite

[@desisiht5595]

Most of the jobs on any road site needs specific certifications so if you see five guys watching two guys work it's because those are the only two guys allowed to do that thing

[@takoshihitsamaru4675]

@@desisiht5595 Don't ruin the fun with facts, dammit. In all seriousness though, that makes sense, but surely that is a little stupid, no? Is there no work-around? "You three; do this, you three; do that"?

[@frogurtyogurt]

Also to add on. The ones that stand around are usually traffic management.

[@SA2004YG]

@@takoshihitsamaru4675 sometimes you need to have the other guys finish their work before you can do yours

[@sickcxnt9444]

The funniest part is that he's not actually joking

[@thenobody5546]

“Is this cement?” Yea harden the fuck up” I died😂😂

[@AussieBattler46]

I work in traffic control I haven’t laughed this much In ages what a classic . Great job

[@giantidiot31]

"you're a bit of a legend, mate. Thank you!" "Fuckhead..." Boy, if I had a nickel...

[@falcoaus]

its always christmas when murph blesses us with more content 🙏

[@Zoxxies]

Oath mate.

[@spudlee3547]

Fuck Yeah

[@bushkangarutha7849]

And just like Christmas a new episode only comes once a year

[@Rambs594]

no

[@mt4592]

Merry chrysler

[@levi2067]

How bloody accurate this is making me laugh even more. There's a large road work close to me, I went away for 7 months, came back and they had put up a fence and moved around some dirt. Keep up the great content boys

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

that's what you saw. you don't see all the infrastructure underground, among other things.

[@AdamSWL]

Don't forget the power and authority you get when there are orange flashing lights up on top of the forby or ute canopy!

[@Zensambell]

That cement joke was solid asf. I cracked up bro

[@yaboihdusjsid6684]

You gotta love every time this guy uploads

[@smiddy5263]

"Is that cement in there?" "Yeah mate harden the fuck up!" Lmao love it haha.

[@80serieslandcruiser]

So true mate! Bloody good work!

[@artiebartie786]

man could run a fast food store with all the food he has buried in the wheelbarrow underneath the dirt, rocks and rat droppings

[@dgiroday1]

Garn has the funniest videos on KZbin. Greetings from Canada! I love it when Aussies call someone Champ.

[@camerontyler1386]

No matter the country the roadwork remains the same. Have a good one Garn and thanks for the laughs to start my day!

[@tinto278]

lol wtf, you never been to japan where they can replace a bridge in one night. They don't mess around in japan.

[@camerontyler1386]

@@tinto278 Correct and I haven't any friends who live/have lived there so It wouldn't surprise me if they're super efficient in such things Tinto.

[@exe6517]

@@tinto278 The Japanese are just far superior to everyone else.

[@briantomcollins]

''Harden the fuck up''... 🤣🤣🤣 you Aussies are funny as fuck. For some reason i got a few different channels in my recommended. For once i'm not disappointed. Love ya from the divided states of America...

[@ShezzasVideos]

I've always wondered if the other workers are jealous of the guy with the stop sign. He just gets paid to stand there while the other guys actually do shit

[@soulxy4032]

no they dont

[@InShortSight]

It's not just holding a stick. You've also got to avoid getting run over by mad cunts. Especially at night time works and ones in the middle of nowhere. It's can be pretty tough avoiding those angry motorists while you nap.

[@uhtred7860]

They give it the chicks that join road crews here, seeing as they can't do the real work. :-)))

[@cpaterson4691]

a wise man once said those stop slow sign blokes could be replaced by a fishing rod holder

[@Dd-ue4ct]

@@uhtred7860 isn't the traffic controller the one stopping the ones doing the "real work" from getting run over? Might not want to insult your last line of defence against becoming a pancake

[@dundun8640]

"He's got the hi vis on so he must be on top of it"

[@Rhythmattica]

This is "Garninterational".. Like music, Garn is the International Language of the world we drive through.

[@calculator17]

always a good day when garn uploads

[@paulj7799]

We live in the greatest country on the planet. The lucky country.

[@scottmeager5919]

Forgot the leaving up a 40 sign on a 80+ road after hours EVERY TIME, even though there's no one around, or anything even remotely on the road to cause any form of caution.

[@socks2441]

agreed. i largely ignore roadworks speed signs, they are usually meaningless.

[@Caraxian]

There has been a 60 sign up on the northern expressway in Adelaide, a 110 road, for 6 months and never seen a single person. Thankfully literally nobody slows down for it anymore

[@scottmeager5919]

@@Caraxian My dad was in construction since he was a teenager, and lived to 77. Everytime we drove past a road work 40 sign he always would yell "It should be illegal to leave those sign up, or not cover them over after they're fine for the day".

[@scottmeager5919]

@@socks2441 Yup same, I only follow them if there are workers walking on or near the road. Never once gotten a fine, it had anyone cranky at me. I hate fuckwits that go 40 at those signs or school zones at like 7-8pm...

[@quirinm.]

@@socks2441i ignored the 5mph sign on a 55mph road while riding my motorcycle last week, they put a 5ft wide trench that was 3ft deep in the middle of the road were you could only drive around it on the side of the road, good thing is i was actually doing about 105 and somehow just flew over it without crashing.

[@finny1398]

been waiting for a month for this another great video. good job mate

[@markironside9818]

This guy should win Aussie of the year

[@shanemarchwick7532]

These videos are hilarious. I live in Nevada US where the state flower is the "Big Sagebrush"... Inhabitants of the state say the state flower is the Road Cone.

[@gunstarhero8028]

Old mate kickin' the chair leg in the background fuckin' killed me 😂

[@LochTaupo]

This is the road from Ballarat to Geelong, and has been that way for years now.

[@samB_o]

The ol' ring road! Love recognising these bits of home from the videos. Keep up the good work boys.

[@Allannah_Of_Rome]

20 odd years and the bastards are still at it!! 😂

[@thataussieguy2478]

3:03 you might fall in and end up in china AHAHAH! that is fucken gold

[@danielraymond9631]

Yoooo the harden the f up part was just gold. I always love the cup of cement line but you took it to a new level🤣

[@saxbysauce2225]

The vaccum is the best, never laughed so hard

[@Drewbius333]

"Is that cement!?" "Yea. Harden up." Brilliant.

[@Girrrrrrrr]

The only channel I have notifications for after a decade+ on youtube..keep it up!

[@townsville69]

Love road crews ! Drive up to the cape was a bumpy nightmare. Drive down was smooth and glassy. Bloody leg ends.

[@socks2441]

bumpy roads are more fun, i honestly prefer them (as long as there are no actual pot holes, which honestly happen more in a brand new smooth road than an old bumpy one anyway. they always do a shit job of new tarmac.

[@AfferbeckBeats]

1:41 that background manuever was legendary

[@nile2566]

The fitment on that ute tho mate that's sick dude

[@JL-xy6wk]

Top tier quality content mate, keep up the good work guys.

[@alma4938]

Is that cement? Ya, harden the f*** up mate. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SmashRxX]

Love watching your videos, cheers me up every time

[@oldmanstumpie1061]

Spoonful of concrete, brilliant.

[@yzrippin]

You nailed it especially the whole car giving me attitude so I just hold them for longer and smile at them

[@BabaYaga4336]

The first 25 seconds got my attention when it got to the shovel part. Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@rileycharlton2377]

The legend is back and bringing all those laughs back its good to see you brother 🙌

[@gtree812]

Fantastic. Getting slayed watching these videos. Bloke is golden!! Cheers from Sweden! You got fans over here mate!

[@auzziecrunt8538]

The whole bloody 'Eat a spoonful of cement and harden the fuck up' scene was absolutely fuckin hilarious mate. I'm nearly in tears

[@jadesmith6823]

I've just sent this to the Tasmanian department of roads & transport regarding the Midlands highway 😂😂😂

[@LovedayMotorsports]

not a bad looking commodore, love the video lads!

[@lasagna951]

I love how all the videos I have watched of yours and all of them are so accurate for Australia

[@farquhaad3209]

Out with another banger of a video Garn, you've bloody done it again

[@lexvox44]

2:32 lowkey the best joke ever

[@1frostye356]

You deserve more views then u get. Every video on ur channel is pure gold. 👌

[@kennethsmith3260]

🤣" is this cement" yeah, harden the fuk up!!! that got me😂😂😂

[@ellak7586]

Mate, you're a legend, keep up the good work BTW, this part, 2:32, downright hilarious, 🤣🤣🤣

[@sumorabbit2160]

"harden the fuck up" I just spat coffee over my monitor!

[@RpgedSniper]

Garn your an absolute legend, your smashing the system with timeless classics. Props to going to an actual road working site and looking the part lol.

[@noahsterling282]

That’s slammed Holden Ute was sick👌🏾

[@lincolnveldier8913]

the joke at 2:15 is fucking amazing, harden the fuck up Lmao

[@cakeman8406]

Hey Garn, I really love rough roads than smooth roads. The sound on a rough road is so satisfying

[@raydickos]

I used to live in Australia, and this is hilariously accurate 😂 🤣

[@exe6517]

Canada it's the exact same!

[@mace8873]

Well, I live in Denmark, which is just about as far from Australia as you can possibly get without leaving the planet, and it's the exact same damn thing up here - for some odd reason, the powers that be have decided on a tradition of blocking off various streets regularly, so you constantly have to find a new and interesting route to work. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure there are many beautiful buildings etc. to look at while you're stuck in yet another totally unpredictable traffic jam, and I'm sure it builds character trying to convince yourself not to get out of the car and fly into an exceptionally violent fit of road rage while everyone around you are just as pissed and equally sick and tired of the whole thing, but it seems to me that they _could_ wait to block off the streets until they _actually_ have some lazy sod in a high vis. vest to stand around doing fuck all... Being stuck in traffic, because some muppet has decided to put up a barricade 6 months in advance just adds insult to injury. Reckon we could learn a thing or two from the Japanese, as far as I know, those guys have got road repair down like no one else.

[@queenbee6345]

Kid you nailed it. The wizz fizz/cement. Outstanding as always🤣🤣🤣👍

[@KSLVCJ]

Garn is the best at doing these videos!

[@Dudesunperfect]

That cement in the wizfiz is gold

[@bobbybolivia9304]

Got the high vis on he must be on top of it 😂

[@itastain]

That harden up line was gold

[@IsaacWale2004]

Caan we just all appreciate that they actually filmed next to a real (and seemingy quite busy) road?

[@Synthsoldier]

Gold as always

[@jeevan88888]

As an Indian - Australian, I find this to be incredibly hilarious mate. Garn!! Namaste!

[@jsjsjsjsj578]

but you are Indian mate not Australian. lol

[@jeevan88888]

@@jsjsjsjsj578 ok mate 😆

[@tjmfarming9584]

Ahh so that’s the reason why the Tonkin Highway link took so long to finish 👏 hats off, for doing a bloody brilliant job of doing stuff all!

[@dillontomyn2043]

I worked roadworks for about 8 years and can confirm this guy nailed it.

[@studio2251]

Is it a decent job to get into for someone young?

[@dillontomyn2043]

@@studio2251 it is a good job with dam good pay but it does have it drawbacks. I worked on a highway division in canada and had to travel for 7 months out of the year. We worked 20 some days straight then took 3 days off but different companies work differnt schedules. I loved it when I was younger because I got to travel and party with all kinds of cool people. Every month or two your in a new town with new people.and new shit to explore. As long as you can handle long hours and being away from home, I would recommend it.

[@Arcticc04]

Honestly the best video yet

[@ITZMrBralis.26]

I love this guys content keep up the funny vids

[@sendnoodles5437]

wouldn't raise an eyebrow if I saw a roadworker being chased and flattened by a steamroller, as long as I don't have to stop.

[@WisdomWealthMotivation]

Of all the funny worker ideas you have had, roadworkers is the best by a country mile. It's such a laugh seeing them sit around achieveing bugger all every day, this is the most relatable yet, especially if you live in Auckland and you have to deal with the shitty roadworks of Auckland Transport. Absolute nightmare.

[@Cheesus-Sliced]

if you want, go ask them what's going on. there's always a reason.

[@NullaNulla]

LOL watching the wizz fizz packet come out whilst eating some.

[@jackdelacourt6093]

You might fall in and end up in china made my cousin laugh best line ever mate 😂😂😂😂

[@RenegadeRanga]

This shit is awesome. Of all the days i spent electrical spotting i didn't even have to pick up a shovel 😂😂 Or seeing traffic controllers so bored they're balancing the fucking stop slow bat on their face.

[@Monkey2004v]

It’s been soooo long since you guys have uploaded a video! Love your content! Btw can you do a “every politician ever” video?

[@xbrandon2252]

Can't get enough of your videos, love ya mate

[@ProphetTLK]

NGL- big ups to the patreon supporters. Having the verbal shout outs gone is so much more enjoyable.

[@Darkstar-qb3dh]

All through year 11 at high school me and my mates risked our phones being confiscated to watch the weekly vids and holy shit is it worth it for the laughs , can’t wait to do it all again this year!!! These are bloody corkas

[@FinbarGallagher]

Here he is, was wondering where you went Murph, now I realise - You were working on our roads ay

[@johnathanflannagan2407]

"He's got the hi-vis on, he must be on top of it." *waves*

[@parthmishra5942]

@2:47 lmao, ya can't whistle.... ?

[@axiss5840]

1:40 I am fucking crying. I love this shit.

[@xtu15x34]

You make us aussie’s proud mate, keep it up this is good stuff Cheers from the NT👑

[@leonardsmith9870]

Every one of your videos is comedic gold. One of the few channels that genuinely makes me laugh every time

[@ABadImagination]

I’ve got the same smoko box 😂

[@6ixtyProducer]

0:53 “fuckhead” 😂😂😂

[@taylor....]

Laugh all you like, that job security is Geelong City at its best. I shit you not, they build potholes INTO the new road surface (East bound Portarlington Rd Moolap)

[@mjlmbl]

"He's got his hi-vis on so he must be on top of it." Lmao