Every Servo Worker Ever... | Garn.

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Yeah mate the Aussie Servo... Australia's favourite fine dining destination. Tradies raiding the place everyday during smoko is the only thing keeping these places afloat. It's true, the average bloke just can't resist a Hotbox feed... Come for the exuberantly priced petrol, stay for the servo pies, sausage rolls and warm egg salad sandwiches...
Every Servo Worker Ever... | Garn.
Every Servo Ever...
Every Service Station Ever...
Every Petrol Station Ever...
The smoko hotspot of Australia...
A quick guide to Australian culture
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

[@GarnComedy]

caffiene, nicotine, and milk... the working mans food pyramid

[@someguy7526]

yes

[@stuffedgrubs]

Breakfast of champions... Pack of winny reds,ice coffee and a dog's eye with black

[@bodierobertson6845]

Where boys become men

[@Eclipse-1]

Nothin better than that

[@gerardroll6468]

In my line of work, it’s a pie (plain), packet of chips (Smith’s Crisps) & a Coke… That’s a 3-course meal for me 👍😆

[@kaischreurs2488]

idk why but "he's brought his own fucking wheels" absolutely send me

[@user-ed4dz8uh1f]

because he didn't bring a seat

[@turkiwi1924]

You're a staple of Aussie culture, hilarious as always

[@Willox00]

Hear hear!

[@NSBlanchi]

Garn’s whole channel is like a servo, once you’re in you can’t get out without having watched another fuckin 10 of his videos. Love your content as always

[@janputz4157]

Well then I wish you luck you won't be affected by servo blackout madness.

[@oldhunterundol3243]

Most underrated servo garn Roadhouse

[@lman22]

Lol

[@perhapscoleiro3164]

You know it's Aussie with the sausage roll and iced coffee right off the bat

[@matthewsouthall736]

I don't know why people love sausage rolls so much... meat pies are 100x better.

[@baabaabaa2293]

Absolutely!! Mate ur head shd be on our coins for that comment!

[@perhapscoleiro3164]

@@matthewsouthall736 Agree, yet while driving on the road the sausage roll is a little easier

[@matthewcullen1298]

@@perhapscoleiro3164 yep. Although the BP pepper steak is worth the risk of wearing some of it. I reckon Ive eaten at least a few hundred of them and they're yet to disappoint

[@nicolasnabbs1648]

Hell yeah

[@jimpraxis3878]

I did 3 years at an Aussie petrol station and this is absolutely spot on

[@gamerdrive5565]

The fucks that? Oh you mean a servo.

[@NeverTrustaSocialist]

Same I am genuinely astounded as to how does he know all of this..

[@jezzaboi2168]

I worked for exactly a week, exact experience

[@VainerCactus0]

Nice profile pic. Also can we all start referring to how long we have been at a place as "I did X years at a" because then that sounds more like the prison colony we're supposed to be lol.

[@jakemakes]

I'm American and this is also dead accurate here lmao

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

Tradies raiding it like its an Afghan village killed me 😂😂

[@Bridgette_1111]

Nothing like a good old servo sesh munchie fest after spinning a mix with ur mates 👌 Meticulously inspecting every single item on offer & collectively purchasing half of the store 😆

[@b3npeters]

🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@CovidConQuitTheCensorship]

Hahaha I used to do munchie runs for my son and his mates and remember the munchies well from my younger days. It's the weirdest thing, eat everything in sight. Loved your comment

[@thisismyname8627]

A man of such culture. Only us elites know to what you are referencing.

[@j4y167]

You sound like someone who's never even attempted to rip a cone describing what they think it's like

[@Bridgette_1111]

@@j4y167 U sound like someone who’s bitter & twisted & smokes all day every day ~ get a job!! I’m sick of paying for u 🙃 & clean ur bong coz I guarantee it’s putrid too!

[@usr_rusty]

"The old Mongoose treatment" What a line!

[@jmarshal]

One of the funniest things that happened when I worked at BP was some guy stealing like two handfuls of chocolate bars and doing a runner…but to pick up said choccies he had to put his bong down and then left it behind. Bet he was upset later!

[@JoeC88]

🤣

[@thedwightguy]

@@JoeC88 when idiots have the munchies and forget WHY they just had to have that choc. !!

[@Thalanir7]

Video Ideas: • Every EB Games Ever (asking if there is a sale on when there are a million ‘SALE’ posters) • Every Taxi Driver Ever • Every IT Guy Ever • Every Harvey Norman Ever • Every Rebel Sports Ever • Every Lifeguard Ever • Every Aussie on Christmas Day Ever (Christmas special)(e.g. backyard cricket, Christmas lunch with the annoying relatives) • Every Theme Park Ever (employees letting obviously short people through) • Every RBT/Highway Patrol/Police Ever • Every Ambo Ever • Every Bushfire Season Ever • Every Bouncer Ever • The Travelling to work in the city experience (Traffic, fighting cars to be one spot ahead, taking a tactical backroad [only to emerge behind where you started would be a funny ending] train delays, watching train doors close in front of you) • Every Dentist Ever • Every School Athletic’s Carnival Ever • Every School Swimming Carnival Ever • Every Inter-school Sports Day Ever (meeting the other school’s students) • Every Gym Ever • Every Cricket/Rugby/Football/AFL etc Fan Ever • Every Origin Ever • Every Target Ever • Every BIGW Ever • Every Macca’s Ever (ice cream machine broken)

[@asktoseducemiss434]

Tradies raiding it like its an Afghan village killed me

[@nathenbosher1067]

Come on bro dont just list every job in existence and act as if your actually helping

[@Liam_Grey]

I honestly believe since becoming a labourer I've spent $500 on dares and pies.

[@michaelnuttall5896]

So you’ve only be working for two weeks so far?

[@Liam_Grey]

@@michaelnuttall5896 12 weeks or somewhere around that.

[@jimbooo1365]

$500 in 12 weeks? You must only be paying for every 5th dare.

[@Liam_Grey]

@@jimbooo1365 I try not to drink them too much, I get bad acid reflux if I drink too many milk based products.

[@martinkuliza]

so.... You're a new bloke then :P

[@Ben-ed4wx]

Mate signed up for patreon, don't regret it. As long as you're making great stuff like you always do I'm more than happy to support you. Loving the behind the scenes.

[@asktoseducemiss434]

As a kiwi across the ditch, so much of your content as accurate for NZ. Absolute legend mate!

[@zoidsfan12]

As someone that worked at a gas station for 3 years. The bit about schizophrenics resonated with my soul. We had so many people that I questioned if there was something up, actual shizo's that we had to sometimes have the cops come pick up because they legit had no idea what was going on, heroin addicts ODing in the parking lot, the list goes on. I don't even live in a bad town, gas stations just attract these people like flies to shit. There was one poor girl that went to my school, and we'd banned her months prior but she just kept coming back, when you told her she'd have like a second of lucidity and then try to steal something on the way out. And it'd be anything she could get her hands on, even pamphlets and napkins, and you'd see her come to a second later and have the look on her face of "why do I have this". Yeah I'm glad to be moved on from that. Bad enough just dealing with people being unreasonable over the tiniest of inconveniences. I mean to put it into perspective the kind of trash that came through there was a chick that was a regular that had a gold plated Xanax bar necklace. Died laughing when a cop was getting his drinks for the night, chick goes "I fucking hate cops, pigs this, blah blah blah". She walks outside and her boyfriend was being arrested for possession of meth and she got booked too because her stupid ass didn't just walk away. Didn't see hide or hair of that Morticia Adams looking chick for the rest of the time I worked there lol.

[@JoeC88]

Drunks / stupid people crashing into fuel pumps & large fuel spills etc, you temporarily cut off power to the sites pumps and announce over the PA the shut down reason, and then watch everyone want to kill the idiot that caused the problem.

[@lukeslayer]

A sausage roll and 500ml V at 6am. If you're a tradie then you know.

[@azmanabdula]

....Then you get the thick sweats at about 11 AM Those energy drinks are something

[@lukeslayer]

@@azmanabdula oooohhh yeah that sugary guarana come down is something else

[@azmanabdula]

@@lukeslayer *Doing the MC hammer dance to the portapotty*

[@GeniusJester]

Meat pie and Dare espresso or mocha for me.

[@lukeslayer]

@@GeniusJester Yeah I'd take that 100% 👌

[@zoolander1721]

😂 the double dare + cigarette deal, guaranteed toilet trip.

[@williamward695]

Can anymore remember ever only paying 30$ for a tank of fuel 😂 I wouldn’t be complaining. Love your videos!

[@cookingwithmike56]

Yeah, costs about 30 big ones to fill the tank in me ride on mower.

[@Rainbowgrrl]

@@cookingwithmike56 ha!! Sure I do, back not long after I got my p plates I reckon(I’m in me 40s now so that was a time ago)

[@JustABeeInFPV]

$50 doesn't even half fill the family car now

[@williamward695]

@@JustABeeInFPV just wait a couple weeks when the 22 cents cut the government gave us is lifted.. may as well invest in a horse

[@assassinatepsychoputin4151]

@@cookingwithmike56 lmao that sounds about right M8 :)

[@hypertdog]

As a former night shift servo worker I can say that this entire video is 100% accurate

[@StoicIntellectual]

what kind of a gay pfp is that?

[@oldhunterundol3243]

The night shift must be like working at Freddy fazbear

[@SaxSlaveGael]

As a kiwi across the ditch, so much of your content as accurate for NZ. Absolute legend mate!

[@zeke-]

“tradies raiding the place like its an afghan village” 😭😭 as an afghan this was funny af 💀

[@eviethekiwi7178]

this has gotta be the most well-produced video yet, that shot of all the tradies lining up for the loo at 2:00 was gold

[@tesseract5569]

Work in a servo. Can confirm this is pretty accurate

[@optimascrime5235]

Love how Garn is giving us Aussies tip's for future career in these business 😂

[@asktoseducemiss434]

the double dare + cigarette deal, guaranteed toilet trip.

[@joelsonoras117]

Don't know what they're called down under but you'd make a damn fine truck stop diesel mechanic in the states.

[@AusDragon]

Aye that's my mate Greg 0:54 good to see he is recognised for his hard work

[@ohforreal]

Local legend

[@trex8956]

Mate, I had a shit day and earlier I thought "it's been a while since Garn's uploaded, I'll check to see if anything's out - you're so upbeat and never fail to make me laugh, I'm sure this'll cheer me up." And what do I know, while it wasn't out when it first came to mind, it's out this evening! Sure this'll make me smile.

[@stewytube5131]

The fuckin tradies taking all the ice coffee is on point, don’t think I’ve seen a Hilux with any less then 10 dare bottles

[@pigrat892]

Keep up the work mate your killing it

[@holvingar4375]

You’re*

[@phattjohnson]

@@holvingar4375 You're the real MVP.

[@holvingar4375]

@@phattjohnson aww thanks, I thought I would be called a grammar nazi

[@BenRankinYT]

The meaning of life isn’t happiness or none of that fulfilment crap, it’s when a new Garn video pops up in your inbox

[@yaboimclovin2171]

Watching this on my smoke break....as a servo employee, this is a true piece of art

[@Gregemio]

0:54 - Oh Nice. Thanks for the shout out Garn!

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

Hes riding off on my bathroom key! He's brought he's own fucking wheels 😂😂

[@baabaabaa2293]

Iced coffee...fueling Aussies since.... I haven't got a clue. Onya Davo... champion!

[@RocketPoWRR]

Never seen a more aussie video. Keep up the good work bro. Your videos are legendary

[@VxW0lf]

0:01 rewatching and those fuel prices make me cry 😭 we didn't know how good we had it back then

[@behzinga8196]

When yarn uploads it like a celebration

[@itsmuddl]

love you Garn

[@GoobHak]

The amount of times I go to the servo before work in the morning and bossman has fuck all in the hotbox

[@iamdave84]

My local has a lineup of tradies for a couple hours every morning, and they've got a regular supply of the best bacon, egg and hash brown wraps coming off the hot plate. So good.

[@KelseyRBX]

"He's riding off on my bathroom key, he's bought his own fakin wheels" 😂😂

[@_Jordux_]

You can't deny Murph's performance in each one!!! he is a true Aussie, he and his brother deserved a TV Series or something with the awesome teamwork they have built.

[@jetmate888]

cant turn down a bubble o bill

[@lachlanbaker2031]

Haven’t even watched it yet but it’s already a masterpiece

[@croppable]

Energy Drinks, Hot Food, Smokes, Coffee. Proper Tradesman Breakfast

[@cjscrubs]

Congrats on 300k boys. Looking forward to what's coming next.

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

So for some reason the way KZbin viewership works is based on how much of the video you watch so if you watch it twice you get two hundred percent rate from some people and because you deserve it and also it’s just really bloody funny I’m gonna watch it twice. Also love the terms and conditions on the garn ice coffee poster

[@sirius_solaris]

Nah what does me in is those DARE iced coffee, or farmers union if you’re on the cheap end of the month. Go in only paying for petrol and some RRD chips, end up coming out with 3 Dorito flavoured DARE iced coffees and a warm pastry that tastes like a wet sock in summer.

[@bbandthesv]

Nothing better than grabbing stuff from the hotbox when you're either stoned or hungover

[@b3npeters]

One of the best yet! Thanks for sharing 🤙🏽

[@joephill2737]

As an ex servo worker this was very accurate

[@Retrophoenix-]

0:31 I have that exact same charger and I bought it from a servo for $20

[@JRPenguin]

Those premade sandwiches they sell at woolies coles and servos are absolutely feral mate

[@smith8466]

First merch from a KZbinr that actually looks decent. Defs gotta cop

[@firefker]

Another classic, cheers Garn.

[@Hamo-724]

These keep getting better and better. Sure you ave to wait like a month or two for an upload, but it's so worth it!

[@mikespike2099]

Sausage Roll & Iced Coffee - Tradie Breakfast of Champions!!!

[@skinWalkman]

As an American I find this absolutely hysterical

[@Ben-ex1kv]

Worked at a gas station here in the states for a couple years. I guess some things really are universal. Some of the crackheads were great, one guy I really loved called himself a professional lotto player

[@Prometheus_Games]

Always good to see some genuinely good comedy come from this great southern land. Keep it up lads

[@nightowlpiont1]

Your channel is one of the VERY few KZbin channels that brings my family together for a good laugh. Thanks, mate!

[@LeafMobbMusic]

the "hes brought his own wheels" made me laugh so hard, this one was GREAT

[@phantomgamezissus]

Let’s go the G is back with a very Aussie and epic video, describing our beautiful nations culture. And the fact that he can’t go even 2scs without saying ‘mate’, ‘f***’

[@liamlees5899]

5 bucks for one 5.50 for 2

[@Adam-ws5mk]

Welcome back legend, you don't know how much i missed these videos

[@khartoumist1031]

I spend a lot of time in Australia for work, mostly with sparkies and mechanics. I absolutely love these videos, man.

[@gerardroll6468]

This happens to me so often that it’s scary when I visit my local servo or 7/11 😆😆😆

[@Twowheeleddevil]

I never hit KZbin notifications so quickly until garn upload’s. And I always seem to crack up laughing with every video😂

[@ThomasMurphyCosplay]

This is why I love my Country

[@markcasey2517]

Hahaha “he’s brought his own fucking wheels” haha

[@sammycatto2583]

wait your not indian

[@gamerdrive5565]

It’s bp, you don’t have to be Indian to get hired.

[@Coopdog0108]

@@gamerdrive5565nah it’s always the small local servos that is always empty with people.

[@theofficialkytp]

You’re thinking of 711

[@Ajax20556]

​@@gamerdrive5565 Womp womp

[@sadsoul777]

@@Ajax20556 💯 😂

[@edwinjomon8069]

How do yous always get it on point?? Bloody amazing mate!

[@ldb7070]

the crackhead had me dying lol

[@marcusjonesathletics]

Always a good day when I open up KZbin and a new Garn is right there waiting for me.

[@devilishdiamond]

As a person who worked in a servo I can say it is accurate as hell. We even had our own Davo, who was convinced that there are two Melbourne cities in Australia and that Coldplay stole his songs.

[@mrbillhilly343]

Did you tell him that the other Melbourne was a city in the US state of Florida? Or would he have slapped his chest like a JAYDEN from a public housing ghetto & then scream "ya insultin' me intelligence arrr yah? Ya wanna farken start sumfin doo yah?"

[@demstaraus6742]

I used to have one of those. Was convinced that space didn't go any "further out" than the moon and that all the number 7's on the newspaper was a secret code.

[@devilishdiamond]

@@demstaraus6742 maybe all of those people a correct and we are the dumb ones haha

[@calledtrout2309]

I would like to see a house-o's style tvshow made by Garn.

[@samB_o]

Another townsville classic. Keep it up boys.

[@shaidyn8278]

I'm seeing several of your videos over a million views now and this one is up to half a mil in like a month. I knew you were going to make it, Garn, your work is just too quality.

[@invhertz9]

Oiiii! I saw you guys filming at the BP in Idalia and yelled out “GARRRRN!” You turned around and I was gonna ask you for a photo but you looked busy filming so just left it. Fuckin legendary as always 🤣

[@mandyclarke8013]

Haha, yeah, I picked most of that was filmed at the Idalia BP as well, cheeky misleading us with the Aitkenvale one

[@skittlesteeth908]

Yeah nah fuck yeah nah u know yeah nah yeah that’s Townsville for ya mate

[@Dodzfather]

Always a pleasure to scroll and see a new Garn video absolute pleasure

[@1reflect155]

Eating a sausage roll after a 10hour shift thinking about the cone your gonna have when you get home is the Aussie and nz workforce experience

[@sethhardes8460]

Maaaate

[@MilitantOldLady]

Between you guys and The Chats we got Australian culture pretty much down to a T 😅

[@aprilscythes]

genuinely so hilarious, i absolutely adore this kind of comedy

[@coastaku1954]

Love the fact the guy is wearing a Mighty Ducks of Anaheim hat, as a Canadian, I appreciate any culture appreciating Hockey

[@AWF1000]

Accuracy in Australian culture.. go there to get petrol and come out with shit you don't need.

[@ChineseKiwi]

0:20 - When Aussie servos have 'pay at the pump' facilities like other countries, this isn't an issue! Also Aussie servos are utter shit vs the amazingness that is NZ petrol stations and their food.

[@wagwan3320]

I love it when the videos open up with “yeaaaa mate”

[@tammiekanters6496]

Every truth about a servo in one hilarious video. Legends!

[@dailyish.memes.6936]

Garn can't work at a servo he's not Indian or Pakistani

[@will7915]

I will run a full length marathon if I ever see a non Indian servo worker

[@Thomas-kf2vx]

Another brilliant video, cant wait to see the next one in 3 months.

[@smidge-J]

as a tradie, yeah i spend a lot of money at the servo. Fortunately, I don't have to pay for fuel (in the work utes), the company does, so thats a nice bonus

[@mrmoviemanic1]

Thanks for this Garn so great to support someone who gets the culture and how hilariously awesome it is.

[@Stubert222]

Worked about 12 years at servoes and this video is so on point it made my day hahaha

[@connerhemmingson6033]

Love your channel mate

[@yo-Jordiewatch4]

I knew the start was either gonna be “yeah mate the Aussie servo” or “yeah mate the fuckin’ servo”

[@Dominic.Mill03]

Saw your filming this. Was waiting for this gem

[@BeatleLOVER]

THE LEGEND IS BACK

[@Hello_Foody_BE_Roll_here]

Bloody Brilliant, Mate.

[@HuqBhai2246]

The take on the tradies was so accurate

[@Litharan]

I have never been more proud to be Australian than watching your vids on Aussie culture. You boys are legends