Every Safety Guy Ever... | Garn.

[@GarnComedy]

check him out mate!!! he's site ready!!!!

[@mikijovanovic8234]

always site ready

[@jamesevans8520]

Best vids goin lads

[@interdictr3657]

I remember we did this job on a big site, took us almost 3 months. They did the safety induction for the site on the second last day we were there lol. Safety is important guys!

[@duglascampbell7967]

Fucking 6 point harness to go to the dunny incase u fall in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sixstringedthing]

Those stubbies are obscenely short. Can almost see what he had for lunch ffs.

[@lego_lachlan1372]

"6 point harness to take a piss cause you might fall in" absolute gold

[@Cameronjtr]

I'm with you on that one mate

[@cannibalcorpse123]

Oh you’re 50cm off the ground? Harness! Where’s your harness?! Fml

[@louismccully5411]

@@cannibalcorpse123 don't forget that JHA

[@megastoejoe]

Just imagine trying to take a dump in one...

[@user-73a]

i also watched the video mate

[@Cyber1T]

I love how the half-completed building he's filming around have literally not changed for the last 4 videos. Brilliant construction work mates

[@MajorAustralian]

Looks like a metricon site lol

[@RocketRaccoonIzHot]

Him and the boys have been working hard. You just don't work construction so you dk what they've gotten done

[@Kitamanjaro]

Its called job security mate

[@SharpForceTrauma]

Nah, I think they've put up a couple sheets of drywall since then 😂

[@Rspsand07]

I live by a small bridge since 2007, and since 2007 it's been under maintenance and usually only has one lane open. The Italian Mafia truly found an infinite money glitch with construction contracts. The largest bridge in Europe and the largest bridge in the World were built in like 2 years... Meanwhile they've been renovating a small one for at minimum 16 years here.

[@berkvzn]

When you're having a bad day, just watch some Garn vids and you'll be alright.

[@AholicKnight]

Damn right 🍻

[@djspooky2931]

Fr. So goated. Need like 40 day all tho they take a minute to make.

[@bigboibeluga5033]

Exactly

[@infamoushaze58]

Too true mate

[@dannywayne311]

@Max Mullets 💪🏽😂

[@ImackStudios]

Garn never misses

[@slow.4hundred]

shutup bot

[@Kexetey]

Your not wrong

[@str1kestudioz]

honestly hits every single time

[@shark8996]

@@Kexetey you're* also replying to a checkmark doesn't make you special. Don't waste your time

[@minus3dbintheteens60]

Getting paid $25 an hour just to watch someone drive a forklift around is the great Australian dream mate. Good ol' bloody Bunnings

[@ruarymoir6296]

Gotta love being a spotter

[@nitehawk9270]

please mate. It's like 55 an hour now.

[@natstar7864]

It's not a job at bunnings they just get a random person to put a yellow vest on and keep customers out don't do anything safety based could legit be run over by the forklift or electric pallet jack due to watching out more for customers coming along lol.

[@jasonjamrs7413]

That's what happens when you knock the racking over that was a fun day

[@freeman10000]

Where do I get a job like this?

[@ShadowHuayra]

He’s done it again boys. Garn’s hit the nail on the nads Itching to see if there’s a Every Welder Ever video too

[@The_Scouts_Code]

There's a mini ScoMo inside every one!

[@Smokerup]

Every brickie

[@tristonevanko5726]

Welders are the best

[@rustyshackleford1908]

"alright, mate, the client needed their boat in tip top shape, right? asked me and the blokes to burn a sheet on the bottom, make her sea-ready, right? I didn't tell the bugger, but I torched the outline of a dick on the underside. Bloke won't see it until he takes it in for a wash, am I right?"

[@jojofire7346]

👨‍🏭💪🏻🇺🇸 that weld life shout out from the states do one for welding

[@TheSparkyBrand]

This shit has my dying. My brother is actually the safety guy for the company I work and I’m honestly eager to show him this 😂 good work once again

[@directoryerror6653]

Construction workers ripping through safety inspectors like school kids with substitute teachers made me laugh so hard I had a post-COVID coughing fit and my flat mate came to check up on me.

[@helenoboyle8861]

Ummm, I was on a site that went through 3 of 'em. (I wonder what the record is.) One who didn't run away was turfed completely out of his job by the time the site manager got through with him. Neither one respected the other, and when push came to shove, the site manager won the war. I still remember one night when the site manager was up on some concrete viaduct with a demolition breaker, hammering away at something WHILST TETHERED (and I saw my mate give a good yank to the tether, which he didn't usually do, so I know he made sure it was good before he walked out), the safety guy saw him and complained that it wasn't safe working. A shouting match ensued from 12m up down to the safety guy on the ground, and my fed up mate came down off the viaduct, glared at the safety officer, got into a 30 tonne excavator, clattered it across the road, and started doing exactly the same job as noisily and with as much gusto as he could, at 2am, in an area full of high rise hotels. As he noted to me later, "Any complaints will be answered with, 'I was doing it using a quieter work method, but the safety officer told me to stop. The only other option was the big digger. We had to make it safe by 5am to reopen the road, so there wasn't another choice. Take it up with him.'" LOL. I wouldn't quite call it mutual career sabotage, but it was certainly a war. The site had a code name for that particular safety guy, to covertly pass the word that he was on-site when he dropped by. Good times, LOL. I sometimes wonder what happened to the bloke.

[@CrowrockHD]

"PPE is a fuckin' myth!" - Golden, thanks for the good work

[@dannywayne311]

It was a great chapter 1

[@alexc7857]

Garn is a master of choreography, a true Australian icon in my eyes.

[@shaunclayton3364]

That face he makes with the warm ice coffee is absolute gold

[@ethanwasher3]

I was literally re-watching all your vids today, they are hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[@Wojtek_-oz4mt]

As opposed to figuratively?

[@larrylongprong5219]

It’s true, I worked briefly for a company that had 4-5 ohs people. An absolute pisstake! All on big bucks doing the same job! 😡

[@nicenice4989]

old mate finding out they used his boots to make the safety pluggas was just gold!

[@shadowsandfire]

Gotta wear a six point harness to take a piss!!! Soo bloody true!!!

[@Saltfactorynz]

“THESE WERE A PRESENT FROM MY NONNA BEFORE SHE PAST AWAY” I’m dying 🤣

[@dark.fury04]

Steel cap jandals probably the most Aussie thing I’ve seen 🤣

[@jimobrien1944]

And look at that!!! A special guest appearance from Superwog at the end there!! Keep up the awesome work blokes.

[@chuckydude9993]

Don't forget the Hot Work Permit to turn on your Sandwich Toaster.

[@northernriverswhs2535]

Only if you have tested and tagged it, at least 5 minutes before use and every minute it is used.

[@SR-yp3eg]

Ol mate in the background exploding a skinny disc on the grinder was gold 🤣👏

[@sadsoul777]

As a Rigger, this video and pretty much every single thing said in it is alarmingly accurate

[@uncomfortablepenguin6579]

Working in rigging I’ve noticed every bit of safety you put on past the high vis makes you the target of the next hour of workplace bullying, so yknow that’s a fun one

[@anthonykelly5562]

You bloody legend you made my day seeing your upload, thanks Garn!

[@mlbbvision8427]

One of the only channels with no ads

[@tommiecc]

These just keep getting better and better 🤣

[@dmac9777]

I used to work with a safety officer who brought his traditional spear to the work site and paraded across a subdivision with 500+ plus workers. Hahaha. Safety first.

[@milesmccollough5507]

i’d be the safest cunt on the block if my safety guy could javelin me from afar for wearing the incorrect PPE.

[@konataizumi212]

The steel toe flipflops is the greatest thing ever

[@shoe777]

the fact that house looks like every house being constructed that i see. absolute perfection.

[@brianaraujo1728]

That zoom-out to the site ready bloke is too just too damn funny

[@dg-low314]

Perfect Timing as always, just got promoted to S.O. yesterday, Garn's got me covered!

[@junlee3]

Its always a good day when Garn uploads

[@hyde_2476]

About time, mate. I've been out here studying for finals and sweating my arse off in the armpit of Florida waiting for another one of your vids. Cheers!

[@fullsendit292]

Haha townsville where garn lives is like that too tropical weather

[@eyzmin]

@@fullsendit292 he better watch out for mojo jojo and the powerpuff girls

[@lexdemonica]

Garn's OH&S standards are still more consistent than the Australian standard.

[@tracyporter6379]

Hahaha

[@rustybeard4628]

The iced coffee in the window situation hits hard to home, had me in tears 🤣

[@krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975]

Victoria Bitter is the best beer on earth. I can still feel the hangovers 23 years later. Hope it hasn’t changed.

[@jadedelborrello9773]

It's always the choice of camera shots that makes the video/message just that much better. I love every second, every time, awesome job, boys :D

[@Grimlakin6]

You seriously gotta upload more bro. You videos are a breath of fresh air. Hope your doing well mate

[@flaringphoenix]

Keep up the great work, brightens up my day.

[@dougsaunders8109]

The trimming of the ply with the body underneath 🤣🤣🤣

[@lakojake4215]

This is pretty funny, but also accurate. So much BS safety and my workplace goes through a lot of "safety coordinators". I swear they're trying to make my workplace idiot proof. It's almost like they want to be able to hire idiots.

[@Live-Paradox]

One of the best Australian KZbinrs

[@kristenfromOZ]

'Get the squirts' lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@TheCoreCrafter]

I needed this upload, I just finished binging all of your videos

[@JustinChipmunkToyStoryAnimator]

1:29 The part where you kicked the OH&S folder away made me laugh! Legends like you make my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎

[@0Ciju0]

hahaha "You gotta wear a 6-point harness to take a piss just so you don't fall in"

[@nathansoutbackfishing]

I love this guy keep up the grind Garn

[@Jaytic]

Another blessing from Garn

[@lukehrabar8540]

Garn is the peak of comedy, absolute gold

[@johnjohannesjuan]

I love how this is "health and safety is over the top" and "workplace carelessness is everywhere" at the same time.

[@briansweeney91]

I just about died with the "PPE is a fucking myth" XD XD

[@Drewchinnick68]

This has to be your finest work to date

[@unholyXromance]

THANK YOU for knowing that smoko is morning tea and not a smoke! Subbed just for that

[@ak_kalmar]

God, this is one of the best yet.

[@6ujkyujhrbdfgjy5]

Even small videos like this make my day.

[@travywavy_au]

The quality just keeps getting better 🤙🏽❤️

[@frostjune6072]

babe wake up new aus lore just dropped

[@Sgten01]

Love that vog celbrity in the end lol

[@FionaEm]

A 6ft harness to take a piss and 3rd degree burns from a chiko roll 🤣🤣 Classic!

[@kevinsmith6399]

I’ve been a safety guy for 17 years, I’m sharing this. We’ll done bud. Brilliant.

[@ParadiseLMH]

Brilliant! You make me laugh every time, “the squirts” 🤣🤣 Thanks mate!

[@Scrappsy]

One of your best yet 👏

[@dandel351]

This link is getting sent straight to my safety officer to improve his performance🤣

[@jeddherschfield9377]

The legends back

[@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi]

Exactly how every Job site reduces accidents, by not reporting them. Some are even so good they categorise accidents into non accident categories, just so they can make it look like they need to be there.

[@L3GHO5T]

Rigged up to the harness to hit the Lou fucken priceless

[@BigBadGato]

"6 point harness to take a piss" I'm fuckin dying 😆😆😆😆

[@jej2.0]

I love the fact that I live near that jobsite and saw your hooligans mucking around

[@christiancamarre9800]

Being a true safety professional I can still appreciate this..

[@maddog3425]

Gday mate love your work your an absolute legend. Keep doing what your doing we all love ya

[@ChildOfTheGrave]

Brilliant as always

[@uppanadam]

The scariest part is that this is actually real and accurate!! LOL!!

[@horaciolongbottom2556]

The circular saw. Gold.

[@otureisio4348]

As an apprentice that has been working for 4 months so far I can totally relate to that😂

[@australiantruckspotting8883]

This guy nails it every time

[@WillLowther]

When your Binge watching Garn and you finish all the videos, and then he uploads! 🥳

[@morsumbra9692]

Thats a big scary bloak at the end... good job mate!

[@holdenbrougham7768]

Another point of great observation Garn , has got to the point where following the ppe rules can be harder than any of the jobs you actually do on site , yet some things do get ignored , like heavy lifting anything heavier than a stubby or a can or phone

[@dunnysniffa9096]

i should invest in those steel capped sandals

[@Th3Bishop3]

My stepdad actually was head safety manager for a rental company and he fucking loved this video.

[@Spoofff]

I work in construction in America and can confirm this 100% checks out even in the US.

[@ASHERTESTIFY]

The work boots guy should take more roles on future Garn videos, his topped it 🤣🤣🤣

[@mikaela905]

Another awesome video, Keep the great work up

[@simplemeerkat256]

6 point harness to take a piss😂 great video as always!

[@optimascrime5235]

Another great video from Garn👍

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

Accidents are down because he stopped reporting them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheSkunkyMonk]

This flows even into the software industry where you have people who can write code and get the project done then you have people who draw pictures of what they think the code should be and make everything ten times more complicated and drawn out, just so they can feel special.

[@zakspeed76]

The good old safety squints work just as well if you don't have an old VB box floating around 😑 🤣

[@joshthompson850]

love your stuff bloody legend.

[@Pyutred]

the fact that I might see this guy at the madcow one weekend keeps me going

[@pepperlewis1]

Turning a 40 minute job into an 8 hour day is 100%

[@markeichler2225]

The good ole double plugger safety boot. You cant go wrong.

[@bigbird0993]

Watched this on FB and now here love your work guys subbed last year great stuff 😂😂

[@mikijovanovic8234]

brilliant as always, heres a suggestion every restaurant worker ever

[@bigboibeluga5033]

Oh, it’s just fucking tragic mate - 24 karat gold

[@gelentertainment5871]

Absolutely hilarious. These videos get better and better

[@FutBusted]

Bloody well written once again and beautifully presented as usual Connor. Well done lads. Welcome back. 👍🙂 wouldn't mind some more stuff ups to laugh at but I understand they'd be few and far between being the consummate professionals that you all are.

[@faxtil4695]

You guys have come so far I been here since 30k jeez it’s been a ride

[@Rainbowgrrl]

The freakin steel cap pluggers had me!! Much better than the standard Chinese safety boots.

[@gohjohan]

And better ventilation too!

[@Rainbowgrrl]

@@gohjohan that’s designer aircon mate…

[@TKDgamerK]

I feckin love this guy

[@markissboi3583]

None that poke in the eye with a blunt stick crap this is legit safety in my head :) on yah Garn