Every Ron Swanson Cold Open | Parks and Recreation

[@someshwarrao42]

Ron redacting his birthday from government files and Leslie placing a FOIA request to find out his birthday is the most Ron and Leslie thing ever.

[@kingjellybean9795]

And bribing a dude a Baskin Robin's of all places for the info

[@anthonycorte7783]

“Dammit I was so careful” lmfao 😂

[@ahmedelashwah2261]

Baskin Robbin’s always finds out

[@animeAJproductions]

IKR! ❤‍🔥

[@c0lutch]

@@ahmedelashwah2261you have just proven that Parks and Rec and the MCU are in the same universe

[@adrianmedeiros8431]

Gimme all the Ron Swanson cold opens you have. Wait. I'm afraid you're gonna hear that and give me a lot of Ron Swanson cold opens. What I said was: give me all the Ron Swanson cold opens you HAVE.

[@dannywainwrightq7828]

I know what I'm about son....

[@phoebelazaro9410]

*nods understandingly

[@beanzieobeanz2955]

I know more than you

[@DelilaSloan]

While your at that, can you also throw in ALL THE BACON YOU HAVE?

[@martlaf]

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[@Hathos96]

“Oh Ron, cool baby” gets me every time

[@veezopolis]

Its exactly what Ron would want to hear

[@RtPTwitchArchive]

"Thank you Andrew" gets me

[@eomerika]

Ron has looked 40 years old his entire life

[@dannywainwrightq7828]

He looked very different in will and grace , when I found out 20 years later because, it was will and grace...😂

[@Liedson9000]

Only ever since he was 10, before that he looked 30

[@jeffheffner5653]

He played a cop in 2000’s Groove. Looked like Ron.

[@kingjellybean9795]

@@eomerika was also on the George Lopez show back in the early 00s

[@treysmith6407]

He grew his first mustache in 8 years old

[@JurassicLion2049]

I love how Andy is like Ron’s son he somehow acquired

[@Obozo_Gaming]

Andy and Ron have a father son relationship. While Apirl and Ron have a father daughter relationship.

[@tinoj9661]

Ron does have a son. He has a name and weighed several pounds at delivery.

[@king_loser94]

And he's a fan of silence

[@owenlewis7928]

As well as the absence of noise

[@Tasarran]

@@tinoj9661 His name is John Swanson

[@Ardomew]

“Who Broke It?” Is easily one of the best cold opens of all time!

[@IAmMightyMike]

I'll never get over Ron grabbing his Tammy 1 emergency kit and shoving Jerry

[@julianyc422]

Props to the Prop department Team wth the Tammy Emergency back pack detail. Oxygen tank, duck tape on the Tinfoil blanket. Just Bravo.

[@heinrichcrouse5229]

Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape.

[@SnappingTurtle90]

Ducked*

[@SwanRonsonDonnyJepp]

What the duct

[@judsonleach5248]

My FAVORITE Ron & Andrew Moment?! "They have a burrito called a MEAT TORNADO! - Killed a guy once!" "You Had Me at MEAT TORNADO!" - HAHAHA!!! 🙂

[@holymasterchief]

That is LITERALLY one of the greatest interactions of all time!

[@veezopolis]

Hey Ron, cool baby Thats literally the best compliment Ron could recieve about his son, Andy so gets him

[@philliptivis3082]

26:58 I love that Ron and Diane found each other on the show. And these faces... these faces right here are the cherry on top.

[@luanamorim4252]

"Don't sass me!" is a very underrated interation with April...

[@LuckyDrD]

“Dammit, I was so careful” with his voice breaking lol

[@JoeyP946]

Ron is my favourite character ever. Even when he does nothing and just stares I burst out in laughter

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

The “Who broke it?” cold opening is just too funny and I love all the animatic covers I’ve seen of it.😂😂😂 I really like the “Hazbin Hotel” one I saw of that scene.🤣 Also, I love how Leslie seems as upset if not more so about not knowing Ron had a fish.😂😂😂

[@jacobkobald1753]

Ron’s reaction to little Sebastian is honestly epic!

[@kyleblack1206]

Love how “butthole” is the 5th word he announces he is typing

[@missimtrying]

Today I learnt that the rap at 38:21 is by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, and that is just so Leslie.

[@josiahhofer1343]

24:25 "Game of Thrones has really gone off the rails" aged like fine wine

[@darastakid88]

I've never heard anyone call ebay electronic bay ever 🤣🤣🤣

[@russellgeisthardt9828]

Well done to the editor for pairing the 4th floor clips

[@trollge9567]

at 1:36 Larry Bird misspelled Leslie's name when signing the photo LMAO

[@Peterkatiem23]

"The Hoover Dam is a travesty." 😂😂❤

[@shizlittlebam]

"Ok take him out and shoot him" 😂😂😂

[@DrunkenWarlockDWEI]

1:13 Ron’s face looks a lot like when Garfield, is reading the Saturday, comic of Cathy, seeing it’s a horrible Monday. ... Priceless

[@realzullyduarte]

Ron Swansons pompadour and mustache combo is GOATED!

[@justinnmai8903]

My favorite is when he fake pulled his tooth out priceless

[@zangetsu284]

"I've had a Ron Swanson Google alert of 7 years, and it finally paid off!" Everyone deserves someone like leslie in their life

[@henrygoogle4949]

Don’t sass me.

[@dannywainwrightq7828]

Burkis!

[@Noobalator]

I've never watched the show, but that bit at 15:45 makes me want to watch the series.

[@justjoannak]

You honestly should

[@Yodelingviking]

Just be aware that the first season is rough.

[@DobroSC2]

6:00 stamp the damn form! I love this bit s much

[@mwm48]

This was the best show ever.

[@terranceyellowknee581]

25:33 it's the meme 🫵😯

[@youtubecreators384]

"Khalesi is marrying Jack Sparrow!" Instantly a better finale than what we got.

[@kevinclapson]

31:53 Leslie being a spot on career politican with zero effort.

[@perimotilaran3228]

calm down I cannot believe u said that XDDDDDD

[@carrollwessling2767]

Only Xena could tame a wild man!! ❤😂🎉

[@jackrex7817]

There has never been a more relatable television character.

[@Iplayphone]

I love ron and andy's development

[@NoThisIsPatches]

Leslie: Started her club because of dudes saying she couldn't (gender competition) Ron: Is actually completely neutral and says it's not a competition Leslie: Turns it into a gender competition

[@sapiensursus3034]

Yeah, I mean, in the episodes defense, Leslie was portrayed as in the wrong. It’s why she had to form the Swansons as a little redemption.

[@Wordgoblin]

"I have a racoon hat, I'm an interesting person!" The line that captures the very essence of Tom's character.

[@88mas]

"Just a kid" 😂😂😂

[@Munkylaw]

Just like Archie Bunker Ron is a caricature of the extreme that some people view as an inspiration. What a legend!

[@testypresidentgaming]

Rons wedding is the best one

[@greypawn7780]

the reception will be held at each and every ones individual houses, alone ! perfection ..

[@garythepartyrocker7613]

The best video on KZbin

[@mynameisnotyours888]

“And shoot him?” 😂

[@stephanieSkaHShady]

🎉Ron hand's down my fav character 🙌🏽

[@JohnMar210]

Electronic bay? 😂😂😂

[@timandshannon03]

15:47 her face kills me!!! LoL She is invested in the moment!

[@thinkingoverage12]

Commenting so the algorithm feeds me more parks and rec vids!

[@detromaniac]

7:00 He's not wrong. Labor wage isn't supposed to be considered 'income' because you are paying for it with your time.

[@elmerlo421]

June 2004 -Porter House, medium rare, Bearnaise Sauce ❤

[@DobroSC2]

Thank you for another amazing Ron compilation. i liked it a lot

[@Ennova-wn3bt]

brother nature 🤣

[@sickobbe]

i like how he exposes everyones weaknesses with one lie against everyone and they all pushes back on their hardest fault Leslie being too caring Toms too opportunistic Ben wants too much approval Jerry too much of a kissass/fooly April lies too much Donna gets too irrational

[@triplemmenace]

I could watch Ron freakin Swanson all day

[@tomaszlukaszewicz4468]

38:25 75 years of Porsche and 60 years of Porsche 911 in 2023.

[@jackal59]

20:27 Boom mic in shot.

[@lampstandvisualmedia]

I command you to do nothing... LOL

[@thetruthalways7136]

He’s so bored he just decides to watch them fight is hilarious and totally sociopathic and I don’t care

[@missmew5240]

@ 10:51 “Godspeed” 😂

[@Brentatious]

Stamp the damn form 😂

[@bradfordamison7928]

@13:00 there will be no Internet Pads 😂😂😂

[@darksider881]

Andy is #1 wingman

[@aslihanakin1999]

RECTANGLE! AMERICA! MEGAPHONE! MONDAY! Butthole...

[@treysharp8905]

15:20 idk what happened with that season/episode but you changed my world view when i thought andy and april got married in season six

[@justjoannak]

I was about to say that they got married in S3; the episode isn't labeled correctly

[@S_mitty]

10:50 thats not ron, is it?

[@Blupearl2003]

I love that

[@kartikeysingh8032]

"income tax is illegal" pure facts.

[@edsjourney5536]

Dude just dropped the first phrase of my crypto key!

[@CaseyAtchison]

Their 4th floor looks sweet!

[@stevenkassulke9747]

is diane xena warrior princess?

[@bloodyplaylists1247]

Lucy lawless yes

[@aru120]

@4:00 that time when Anxiety took over Joy in the panel control.

[@marauder1085]

It’s so…it’s so beautiful

[@CrabbyO]

Ron killed whomever was on fire.🤭

[@ben2741]

30:22 Jesus, when did they film on location in Austin?

[@b00nz0r]

Typewriters really are that fun 😂

[@b00nz0r]

And birthdays should be for the mother.

[@Robonord]

I don't understand what this 'cold opening' thing is that Americans (I only ever see it referred to on American shows) keep talking about. Does it somehow differ from the 'start' of any other show?

[@Kat-nc7jo]

A cold open is an opening skit before the intro that's usually not connected with the plot of the episode, although sometimes it sets the plot up instead. It's common in sitcoms

[@Robonord]

@@Kat-nc7jo Thank you!

[@NotThisShipSister1]

What the hell is that Pigeon doing in the office?! (Dentist open)

[@RickisGod31]

Your middle name is Tammy? Hilarious

[@PeakyBlinder]

You only ever have one birthday, and that is the day you were born,

[@Agentname69]

Ron you're thinking of valentine's day, not birthdays.

[@revenant849]

Fun fact most of Ron's clips like Andy's are improv

[@thetruthalways7136]

I’m Ron 😂

[@Ron.Swanson.]

rectangle! america! megaphone! monday! butthole!

[@henrygoogle4949]

Belay that order

[@epsleon]

16:10 isn't that a character discrepancy? April would not be disgusted by Ron pulling a tooth out.

[@michaelparks6120]

I really do find this show funny

[@jamesbaker7166]

"Bully"

[@tyharris9994]

On behalf of the Swiss Police I must protest.

[@akboyz1]

And her character would have loved it!

[@popelizbet]

Fourth floors do have either impeccable or rancid vibes.

[@ItsZuba]

God loves you all and has a plan for your life

[@erikahnoelscott]

Someone's on fire at Ramset park.

[@regularpumpkin]

First. Give me the Swanson pin of recognition

[@nickwright2721]

Am I the only person who notices the narcissistic tendencies of Leslie? Yeah she’s positive and all but she’s so focused on herself bottom line

[@popelizbet]

The one thing that could have closed the last season better is a 15 second short of Ron and the Pawnee National Forest Junior Rangers Wilderness Intensive grant funded by some Gryzzl DEI program Leslie got behind and Donna put someone culturally competent enough to not make it empty and now Ron's original scrappers are adults who back up the independence thing but aren't quite as adverse to cooperation survival as Ron after he's had about five years to go be in nature quiet without being Bothered and going home to a prosocial space willing to let him float on his autism without being constantly on guard for Tammys because he married Xena in the end and that just delights my soul?

[@popelizbet]

(the idea. I should be in a writers room. lmao.

[@TheAdhdGaming]

0:50 the video lagged here so it sounded like he knew only 3 words

[@tarikmcdaniels7386]

😂😂😂😂

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

21:38 at least it not Jerry or Chris

[@pfflyer3381]

Do these people ever go to a park?

[@ryant1506]

Ron fricken swanson, the real star of that show