This man gave a speech at my graduation as a fellow alumni. They introduced him as a Nick Offerman, but that’s probably Ron’s request to keep his name as secret as possible.
@jataim41972 жыл бұрын
Just glad he wasn't going by "A S S"!! ;-)
@Naruto93Senpai Жыл бұрын
If this is actually true, then I’m jealous.
@bradyrhodess Жыл бұрын
Hey U of I Grad!
@dylanwilliams9973 Жыл бұрын
Would make sense if they said his name was Ron then he would be hiding his real name lol he did the opposite not that I believe this guy anyways
@maybemaybemaybe8719 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@Broken_Fret8 жыл бұрын
So, my name is Bronson, and a friend of mine, who watches this show, decided to nickname me Bron Swanson. I had no idea how much of a compliment this was until now.
@RD199020106 жыл бұрын
Bronson as such is already epic, as you share it with at least 2 legends...
@rally_chronicles6 жыл бұрын
You are lucky friend
@smannee6 жыл бұрын
Bronson Strock not a compliment son. An honor
@ssssin3205 жыл бұрын
@@smannee Bron...are you done?
@seoul085 жыл бұрын
Bronson Strock watch it
@VioletWillowTree4 жыл бұрын
“Goodbye Ann, I’ve enjoyed parts of our time together” “Oh God Ron” *crying* XD
@jimhalpert47774 жыл бұрын
*How do you do bold letters?*
@VioletWillowTree4 жыл бұрын
@@jimhalpert4777 Use two of these bad boys on both sides of what you want to highlight *
@jimhalpert47774 жыл бұрын
@@VioletWillowTree *THANK YOU*
@gwalchgwynwlisc17064 жыл бұрын
VioletWillowTree *wow you really missed that joke*
@jimhalpert47774 жыл бұрын
@@gwalchgwynwlisc1706 * you can say that again* 🙄🙄🙄
@ShortKidRoss8 жыл бұрын
"Luck is a concept invented by the weak to excuse their failures" - that is now my life motto
@user-js4ur2nl7t8 жыл бұрын
Dude, I quote that line whenever possible.
@carsonsmith50228 жыл бұрын
LS Ross Was looking for a senior quote, this now has been given to me.
@TheCephalon6 жыл бұрын
Atomic but what if I succeed from good luck?
@gurjapsingh33226 жыл бұрын
The more you practice the luckier you will feel
@delictivo6246 жыл бұрын
While Ron Swanson is arguably my power-animal, in this instance, does not understand the concept of luck.
@emac70505 жыл бұрын
Seeing Ron Swanson type in A S S for a high score name then giggle immediately made him my favorite comedy actor in history.
@Wooofffekrkekekkeek4 жыл бұрын
No
@ronswanson89694 жыл бұрын
Yes
@elijahalexander52974 жыл бұрын
Why did I know it was coming before he even typed it in 😂 sorry I’m new to parks and rev this is like the 3/4 vid I’ve seen
@Sandthesand4 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson hello Ron.
@josegonza1ez3 жыл бұрын
If Ron never had his son and died after being brutally attacked by a pig that pig would have a significant amount of money in gold and several other assets. Lolll
@juratory88765 жыл бұрын
The biggest thing that I love about Ron is how constantly unimpressed he is with everything.
@jasmineh35195 жыл бұрын
Juratory Unless it’s Li’l Sebastian
@Jay_B1azin5 жыл бұрын
Everything before 1776 is a joke
@itsremaine5 жыл бұрын
You clearly didn't see his rectangle
@garretthackett70375 жыл бұрын
Until he is introduced to a muffin or steak
@masterson07135 жыл бұрын
cuz when you're the best nothing can impress
@zarasanera11114 жыл бұрын
Him and Donna giggling together is so pure
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
..
@couchman-sw6jy3 жыл бұрын
Yes haha best duo
@lego007guym82 жыл бұрын
"I thought you were being serious." "C'mon man, you know I don't give a shit."
@gracebaptistchurch68175 жыл бұрын
“WHY ARE YOU YELLING!” “TOM PUT ALL MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!”
@Hellwyck4 жыл бұрын
Questions don't end with a !, they end with a ?
@gracebaptistchurch68174 жыл бұрын
Hellwyck ur probably fun at parties
@johnsi.m65604 жыл бұрын
@@Hellwyck That's a silly question, they obviously end with a question mark.
@jeksinamariy65094 жыл бұрын
"MAN" "MOST EGGS" nah too much information haha
@KappaKiller1084 жыл бұрын
I got warm feeling remembering my grandpa bring excited for the same reason
@aoliravioli5 жыл бұрын
“Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman, and a tiny baby.”
@HisNameisLink5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@clashofthehornsofficialytu20825 жыл бұрын
We know the bankers are the ones that rule the world
@pickedceasar12165 жыл бұрын
Theo S nah he's a George let's hope he's not a George III
@jebbroham17764 жыл бұрын
The Queen's been dead for years! The queen you see today is a robot.
@pickedceasar12164 жыл бұрын
Jeb Broham all her corgi's are just are just drones
@jameskimpton41848 жыл бұрын
"What do all these symbols mean?" "I was right not to be threatened by you"
@lavenderwalrus98755 жыл бұрын
i really felt it was a missed opportunity to not have leslie or jerry or hell even tom find the note and understand the symbols and have ron be surprised and impressed
@janehrahan51165 жыл бұрын
Jerry would be the best XD
@stimcc98904 жыл бұрын
I would have liked to see April figure it out and quietly saying, “I get it”
@tusharkaul36024 жыл бұрын
I think they translate to his hazelnut allergy. Maybe it's deadly.
@mrsejd34463 жыл бұрын
Andy would know.
@erickruckenberg87164 жыл бұрын
1:24 Ron crying tears of joy after discovering Scottish Distilleries are a thing of pure beauty.
@TrippyKenpachi2 жыл бұрын
He was crying because of the poem Leslie had him read, combined with the scenery she planned for him to take in as he read it. That part of the scene was cut from this clip.
@andyparkinson19962 жыл бұрын
The poem he reads by The Bard of Scots himself, Robert Burns. Extremely old timey language in his poems but some are a lovely read!
@nathankirkha6 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye Ann. I have enjoyed...parts of our time together" the most positive sentence I've heard him say
@GerharDTeach2 жыл бұрын
It is literally, the most positive sentence I've ever heard him say too
@MM-qi5mk5 жыл бұрын
That laugh Ron shares with Donna about the hunting license is magical.
@snowman3002 жыл бұрын
I wish they didn’t cut out her follow-up line
@snatchadams69 Жыл бұрын
"You know I don't give a f--k."
@salpuma91458 жыл бұрын
"History of mental illness" "I have an uncle who does yoga" "Sexual history?" "Epic and private" what a character....great lines
@TheAVJ25 жыл бұрын
How much alchohol ? 1 Just one drink ? 1 SHELF
@Isildun95 жыл бұрын
"Any allergies?" "Cowardice, and weak willed men. Also hazelnuts." I still say they missed an opportunity, by not making a Ron Swanson spinoff show.
@cheefussmith93804 жыл бұрын
@@Isildun9 "America- the only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio." my favorite. i'm irish
@sportsfaniguess1544 жыл бұрын
Mike Brammer no I think like creed making him a main character they’d run out of material they have the perfect balance here
@JKR94883 жыл бұрын
@@sportsfaniguess154 true, Ron is fantastic but I dont want too much of a good thing
@davec.31985 жыл бұрын
7:10 "don't you need a licence to hunt at night?" Love that chemistry.
@echenexcetera57025 жыл бұрын
The greatest day in Scottish history was when Ron Swanson came upon our shores
@Will-vw9xp4 жыл бұрын
Orkney will never be the same
@officialsouthsoul52234 жыл бұрын
Much love from the U.S.A. Salute 🙏🏽🙏🏽
@rickypollard82194 жыл бұрын
But for him it was teusday
@lucafabrettialles3 жыл бұрын
That’s the only good thing in Scottish history
@NealWilliams3 жыл бұрын
I have an image of him just slowly emerging from the depths of the North Sea onto the shores of this Scottish town.
@spideydew204 жыл бұрын
"We need to talk." "That has never been true." I freaking LOVE Ron Swanson!!
@charinecarty11472 жыл бұрын
I love it!!
@frasergibson57635 жыл бұрын
“No need to curse” “There most certainly is” Brilliant
@jameswatts20035 жыл бұрын
At risk of sounding creepy..... I want Ron Swanson's giggle as my ringtone.
@viktoriaf.11915 жыл бұрын
James Watts honestly same
@hannahbanana77232 жыл бұрын
Hope you guys have android phones, because Zedge is free. Been a happy user for years now. You may be able to find what you're looking for there lol
@josecervantes2152 жыл бұрын
Rethink that move son
@Orrinton Жыл бұрын
That's not creepy it's admirable
@milan7777776 жыл бұрын
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating?" every sentence of him is so priceless.
@ericjohnson61205 жыл бұрын
I would have had April read Ron’s will and then say, “I get it.”
@SomeGuy-vo7we5 жыл бұрын
No words...she reads it and develops a devilish smile.
@michaeliglesias28065 жыл бұрын
I would’ve loved that.
@Hulkzilla05 жыл бұрын
April would probably be the only one who could actually decipher those symbols in a heartbeat.
@DCT-tt8ib4 жыл бұрын
I think it would’ve been hilarious and/or horrifying if he dropped the note, Tammy 2 found it, and recognized everything on it. That, or a scene in the finale where’s described that Ron’s cause of death was loosing a fight to boar, that’d be some great irony.
@wiilov4 жыл бұрын
April; *reads it* Huh. *holds it up to Andy* Andy: So THAT'S where **it** is!
@fettster2798 жыл бұрын
Man - Most Eggs
@KristianRhnebk8 жыл бұрын
Too much information.
@UncCheesebone6 жыл бұрын
Fettster it should be “Women-Most Broccoli
@vegeta300005 жыл бұрын
@@UncCheesebone No, no it should not.
@UncCheesebone5 жыл бұрын
vegeta30000 yes, yes it should. Otherwise it’s too much information
@beansandproblems5 жыл бұрын
Pug Dude Studios Correction. Human- Most food of a certain type
@menkae67085 жыл бұрын
I’m just realizing how much of a master piece Parks and Recreation is.
@rayaqin8 жыл бұрын
"-We need to talk. -That has never been true." I'm so gonna use that :D:D
@cobalt41618 жыл бұрын
+Bálint Ujvári me to XD
@Cafferssss3 жыл бұрын
"Literally everything is a weapon son, that folder in my hands is far deadlier a weapon than this bow In yours"
@MoonchildOfDarkness5 жыл бұрын
I really love the fact that he went to and loved Scotland. It means he's not absolute in his beliefs, which he seems to be at first, but no matter how much I respect Ron, I respect him even more for the fact that he is actually open to new experiences.
@TrippyKenpachi2 жыл бұрын
Of all the countries, Scotland is the country someone like Ron could appreciate. It’s beautiful, rugged, and wild. For someone who isn’t from there, with a personality like Ron’s, there’s something about a place like Scotland that would truly speak to him. Scotland is often thought of as a “manly” country, too. To your other point: He is, of course, more open to new experiences over the years, due to Leslie. Due to his wife and his kids. One could argue all the important women in his life helped make him more open minded, and sometimes even (slightly) more emotionally expressive.
@jellyfishbrain96343 жыл бұрын
“Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine” “I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when I don’t I get furious” My favorite quotes
@darkmoomsky3 жыл бұрын
“History began on July 4 1776, everything before that was a mistake.” Ron’s the best 😂
@cheifmudd5 жыл бұрын
“Couldn’t cook em fast enough, the last ten were still in the shell”
@kinetsievarvenfloot12372 жыл бұрын
"Tom put all my records into this rectangle." Such sublime, characterful writing.
@juniislost5 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry he's not human" Man i love Ron and Donna's friendship
@DEthe51505 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure she meant "It's not human", referring to the splattered blood on Ron's clothes.
@juniislost5 жыл бұрын
@@DEthe5150 works either way
@3_16CanOfWhoopAss2 жыл бұрын
@@juniislost No. Learn to accept a mistake.
@darthnox22102 жыл бұрын
I love those small moments where he and someone else has something in common. His face lights up and you can practically hear him thinking "I like this person".
@cytrilicious92854 жыл бұрын
“Holy hell that’s a lot of alcohol.” “We will take four bottles, please and thank you.”
@BreannaBrenko5 жыл бұрын
ron swanson and dwight schrute should meet
@coreydowd70325 жыл бұрын
yes they do haha
@xXPumpkinKingXx5 жыл бұрын
Breanna Brenko yup yup yup
@Sabo-Metrics5 жыл бұрын
DS: (extends hand to shake) Dwight Schrute, assistant regional manager, Dunder Mifflin. RS: (reciprocating handshake) Ron Swanson, director of public parks and recreation, Pawnee, Indiana. (Both refuse to break eye contact and refuse to break handshake)
@BreannaBrenko5 жыл бұрын
Nick lmao
@ryanm3515 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@jasonb8005 жыл бұрын
"Why is everyone else so bad at eating"
@rogelioarmentasolorzano38485 жыл бұрын
jason b me everyday I go to a restaurant.
@rickloginname5 жыл бұрын
Dan Quayle in the background - LOL
@patrickhughes2883 жыл бұрын
Ben: "your a wonderful guy and I admire many things about you but your a terrible person to discuss personal problems with" Ron: "thank you friend that really means alot to me"
@strongsterrence8 жыл бұрын
"Ron, we need to talk." "That has never been true."
@tombraver64495 жыл бұрын
"Yogurt is the celery of desserts, either be an ice cream, or be nothing at all." BFFHAHAHAHAHA
@VNDER885 жыл бұрын
"MAN" "MOST EGGS" nah too much information haha
@jpbernie724 жыл бұрын
“Group hug!” “Salt water will warp the wood. Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.”
@death_snowman70855 жыл бұрын
6:44 “Donna please back up two paces so I can physically destroy this machine" Best line in tv history
@aayushkashyap1393 жыл бұрын
I love how he can be Chaotic and Calm at the same time.
@jorgespinha8 жыл бұрын
Greatest human being on fictional earth
@Lieutenant_Dude5 жыл бұрын
I just like how sam Elliot was a hippie... and he was still super manly.
@nunya31633 жыл бұрын
A man can pretend to be a hippie, but a hippie could never pretend to be a man.
@only4him3302 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@obsidironpumicia40742 жыл бұрын
"Well hello, gentlemen. What brings you out on this fine evening?" _"Motherfucker."_
@crumbb_m8 жыл бұрын
BEN"What are all those weird symbols?" RON"The man who kills me will know"
@Politickticktickin6 жыл бұрын
Someone explain
@clusterfork6 жыл бұрын
Looks like he was right not to fear either of you two
@Feral946 жыл бұрын
@@Politickticktickin I think it means that he will eventually kill himself, he is the one who knows the symbols.
@Politickticktickin6 жыл бұрын
@@Feral94 HOLY COW YES!
@Taylor_Wolfe1155 жыл бұрын
His gold
@patrickhughes2884 жыл бұрын
"I'm sure I can get her a job at tim houtners saw mill, I once did him a favor...... I built his saw mill".
@SlipBippy2098 жыл бұрын
Its perfectly safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck
@SuperAdamSaiyan5 жыл бұрын
And his truck is dented lol
@pixiniarts4 жыл бұрын
An utterly redunant statment, any furniture built by Ron Swanson is not only perfectly safe but finely and expertly crafted. There would be no safer place for an infant than in a crib built by Ron Swanson.
@thewin94594 жыл бұрын
Did he make a crib or a bomb shelter?
@robertmartin84565 жыл бұрын
"TOM PUT ALL OF MY RECORDS INTO THIS RECTANGLE!" lol
@MrOSUrocker8 жыл бұрын
Tom put all my records into this rectangle :'D
@LamborghiniReven10008 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE!
@WTFisTingispingis8 жыл бұрын
LamborghiniReven1000 His old timey headphones kill me.
@frankf73928 жыл бұрын
Another word for jokes is lies. I do not lie therefore i do not joke. beautiful
@epm10128 жыл бұрын
frank F "The only thing that I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water that is lying about being milk."
@Zerosblade135 жыл бұрын
The crib is safe, I tested it by hitting it with my truck. Lol that truck all smashed 🤣🤣
@Jay_B1azin5 жыл бұрын
That’s the best crib
@onionhat91414 жыл бұрын
I would be unimpressed but just a little impressed on the inside
@GloriousZote6 жыл бұрын
"Another word for jokes is lies, i do not lie, therefore i do not joke" "oh, you're joking" "yes son I am"
@jerec12675 жыл бұрын
He finished by saying "that's my first joke, I don't care for it"
@YouSoCouldHaveGotMe5 жыл бұрын
Ben “We need to talk” Ron “That has never been true”
@crusherconi6 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a sore loser i just prefer to win and when i don’t i get furious”
@torpedohippo84935 жыл бұрын
"Another word for joking is lying, I do not lie, therefore I do not joke." *A few moments later* - "oh you're joking?" "Yes, son, I am." Ron's hypocrisy at it's best lol
@diablominero5 жыл бұрын
It was his first time, and he decided not to repeat it.
@stimcc98904 жыл бұрын
He then said, “That was my first joke, I do not care for it”
@gillese94465 жыл бұрын
"I have enjoyed part of our time together" everybody starts crying. This show is a masterpiece
@michael._.35433 жыл бұрын
I love how Ron’s face changed when Tammy came in 😂
@Dewittparkhema2 жыл бұрын
So funny that she's wife in real life. The two are good together.
@FuzzyAntler892 жыл бұрын
The "she's near, hide the children" gets me every time 😂
@KalaVerag4 жыл бұрын
I still remember the last season when he was seating in the office looking around and didn't recognize anyone because everyone move to better things that shit broke my heart 💔
@bobgratton98535 жыл бұрын
''Now you can enter you initials'' ''My initials are private'' ''Well then just put any three letters'' ''A S S''
@daisie45052 жыл бұрын
He has the best laugh, it makes so many scenes 10x better
@miledith5555 жыл бұрын
Ron's statement about women's problems was genius. Yes, most women don't want to hear a solution, they just want someone to hear them out.
@SynchronizorVideos2 жыл бұрын
As not only a man, but also an engineer, this is probably my number one struggle when it comes to interacting with women.
@Romoa3453 жыл бұрын
I respect Ron and Donna’s relationship so much!
@Джонатан-р8д3 жыл бұрын
That's the only thing want out of life.
@DJZing8 жыл бұрын
Ron Swanson is one of my many life heroes
@smcca0048 жыл бұрын
DJZing same he is American hero
@DEthe51505 жыл бұрын
He's a national treasure of the USA.🇺🇸
@viktoriaf.11915 жыл бұрын
I work with a guy who is literally Ron Swanson
@AndHeWalksAway5 жыл бұрын
We need to talk.... That has never been true.
@etitheyeti988 жыл бұрын
"Be Ice-cream or be nothing." Words to live by.
@kotajohnson23373 жыл бұрын
Not even gonna cap, the first time I saw the unity concert I straight up cried it was so glorious
@miltoncat5 жыл бұрын
For real, “Bye Bye Lil Sebastian” brings a tear to my husband’s eye.
@SoapyWater8135 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Diane knows that Tammy is near by just looking at Ron’s face
@DigiFootageFX3 жыл бұрын
"That folder in my hands is far deadlier than this bow in yours". I think wiser words were never spoken.
@juliánito593 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I watched the end credit scene with Ron winning the government employee of the month award, I literally burst out laughing so hard my diaphragm hurts.
@kiidampuller972 жыл бұрын
“Fine. Enjoy the fact that your royal overlords are a frail old woman and a tiny baby” love that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@guythat7792 жыл бұрын
Donna telling Ron he needs a license then them both breaking out into laughter is precious
@lonktheherooftim26755 жыл бұрын
I cannot express the joy I feel seeing this man smile.
@tomahawwke5 жыл бұрын
"oh thaat's... probably true." that line got me hard it was hilarious
@NickJohnCoop2 жыл бұрын
I understand why Ann and Jerry reduced to tears. To have Ron acknowledge you and the fact that you worked together is the rarest of things.
@rich33264 жыл бұрын
I love the way they both laughed when she says “don’t you need a license to hunt at night”
@Dacheerio5 жыл бұрын
“History started on July 4th, everything before that was a mistake”
@bigmike99474 жыл бұрын
1776
@lukelichtenthal54074 жыл бұрын
If we had more people like Ron Swanson, the world would be a much better place.
@businessnik5 жыл бұрын
The two Rons episode was classic.
@erickvazquez30325 жыл бұрын
Favorite quote “why is everyone so bad at eating” best quote of all time.
@JP-pk1fe5 жыл бұрын
He is litterly the definition of a true american
@DEthe51505 жыл бұрын
🇺🇸
@Scott_Buchanan2 жыл бұрын
*literally
@stark20ful2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@JDMatthias5 жыл бұрын
Ron. Ron. Last name? Dunn. Is that your last name or are you just finished talking? Both. ......... Dunn and done! I like Ron.
@DaveSmith-cp5kj4 жыл бұрын
Until we find out he is a commie vegan! lol. The foil of Ron Swanson was genius, you see that a lot in the libertarian communities since it is a mix of right and left wingers.
@TheVerbalAxiom8 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it, Ron is Chuck Norris' great great great grandfather.
@truthhurts3524 Жыл бұрын
Ron’s giggle is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen/heard.
@iamyodaime6 жыл бұрын
Damn, Cpt. Holt's ex and husband on the same scene 😱
@viktoriaf.11915 жыл бұрын
Prakash Gurung right!!!
@joeychokeahoe15 жыл бұрын
“We need to talk” “That has never been true”
@gamecarnival20244 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this man. And everything he stands for is exactly what I stand for
@NeutralEvilLawfulGood4 жыл бұрын
Please be more than just a parody.
@gamecarnival20244 жыл бұрын
@@NeutralEvilLawfulGood no, I mean before I've seen him in had ideologies like him
@siriusnj46872 жыл бұрын
This is the single greatest video i ve ever watched.
@zackjacobson19874 жыл бұрын
When Ron talks about whiskey it's like hearing a sermon from a preacher
@chrisdrizzy97215 жыл бұрын
The title of this video is misleading. “Ron’s best moment” implies that there are time he’s on the screen that are not his best. It should be “all Ron’s scene in season 6”. Fix it lol
@Hulkzilla05 жыл бұрын
All Ron Swanson Scenes. Period.
@catbeara5 жыл бұрын
"I hope you've made peace with your God..." dude 😮
@bishop43905 жыл бұрын
"Tammy, what brings you to a children's performance? Preparing a ritual sacrifice of a newborn?"
@104thMaverick6 жыл бұрын
03:02 The two most masculine men in history!
@QixTheDS5 жыл бұрын
oh dear
@meech37925 жыл бұрын
Like father and son
@rinestonehelix75994 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol it sucks that their friendship ended real quick lol
@zerohours.2 жыл бұрын
As someone who loves Scotch just as much as anyone, seeing Ron in Scotland tending to oak barrels cracks me up everytime.
@Jaye3rd898 жыл бұрын
Tom put all my records into this rectangle. yes lol
@jordanpierre67754 жыл бұрын
7:53 Ron's laugh makes my day. Such a great character.
@Pewling5 жыл бұрын
I thought nothing could top Ed O'Neil's Al Bundy character.. But Ron is the man! A worthy contender.
@jimpalmer29812 жыл бұрын
Ron's giggle may be the single most effective joy-inducing agent on the planet.