Every Season 3 Cold Open | Community

[@rubeuspotter1610]

"A passing grade? Like a C? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station??" is the most Annie line to ever Annie lol

[@h00pla434]

And just before that is my favorite Jeff: She got me here on a very misleading text message Annie: Jeff, technically you are about to be screwed in the biology room

[@calvinfranklyn5499]

It really is.

[@scottys1303]

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[@HunterH-hk9gm]

That’s a lie they tell dumb people while they’re fitting them for work boots.

[@c.decker3046]

The Annie's Bubbe joke has gotta be my fave out of these lmao

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

well.. one of them is dead WHAT

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

@@idanlewenhoff2295you’re not taking both of them?!

[@thejungwookim]

I can't believe it took me this long to realize it was a yiddish joke

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

I just realized Jeff wanting to be alone was foreshadowed when he didn’t immediately jump at the opportunity take the floor sales lady on a date

[@Mmc.879]

"What are we going to do without Pierce in the study group this year?" *[we're gonna finally be fine] plays in Jeff's head *

[@Agent_Eli]

I love how the "Finally be Fine" song both serve's as Jeff's fantasy and the show's writers basically ridiculing every creative note they've ever gotten from Sony and NBC.

[@MercurySpades]

Not to mention the implication that one of the criticisms was that Jeff and Annie DIDN'T sleep together. Not only did they not understand the point of Jeff and Annie's complicated relationship. They clearly wanted the one thing that really shouldn't happen to be a main event of the season.

[@JaimeNyx15]

44:20 Troy held that brick for one and a half seasons, but he eventually did join them.

[@FoolishMortal6121]

All I have to do is wake up every three hours and go "AH! AHHHHHH!" and I get two credits.

[@AlisonBrieVids]

7:31 Annie about to mention how she's Unikitty in the Lego Movies

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

I thought she was going to mention the rise in advertising and commercialism via toys

[@Demonsian]

Movie cam out two years after this Season concluded

[@calvinfranklyn5499]

That's honestly brilliant. Very much a joke they'd write.

[@Bashuraptor]

​@@Demonsiandoesn't mean she'd already been working on it

[@rubeuspotter1610]

The one-armed lawyer joke is just so perfectly silly

[@zyaicob]

It only just occurred to me that Abed was describing evil Jeff

[@joemcguire9988]

So my headcanon is the narrator for the pillow war documentary is Elroy from season 6 and abed paid him to do ADR narration for a documentary he made of that event because abed missed Troy.

[@bhavymeghwal]

Chop busted fellow adult chop busted

[@41rmartin]

National lampoonery is one of the best nouns ever. I also love that they're discussing not having chevy chase in the study group right before the Dean says that line.

[@paxwallace8324]

Was Chase in National Lampoon Radio Hour? I remember Bill and Brian Doyle Murray, Gilda Radner lampooning Hellen Ready

[@GeneralLeia]

@@paxwallace8324vacation was national lampoon

[@josemaria8177]

Expectations for the new year: season 3 premiere cold open Reality of the new year: season 6 premiere cold open (particullary after the roof caves in)

[@99baji99]

"Wireless racism. The future of the past is now." Hey, just like real life!

[@thellitu]

WE ARE GONNA FINALLY BE FINE!!!

[@nunontherunnumberone]

"I've loved you since there was a Soviet Union" that's at least 20 years. And since Shirley was born in '71 and Andre was born in '70, it's completely possible. LOVE IT! ❤

[@OrangeCat1992]

I’ve watched S3E4 so many times I can recite the cold opening lines right along with the cast. Best. Sitcom. Episode. Ever.

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

It’s Friday Night 🪩 Im putting on my HIGEST heels 👠 My SHORTEST skirt 👗 And my BEST device for concealing my pen1s - and I got EVERYTHING I need OW!! 💃🏻💃🏻 🎶I got my body got my lips got my pocket full of Hawthornes! Pah pah pocket full of hawthornesssss 🎶

[@Amoronica]

Was that Shangela??😭😭

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

@@Amoronica GIRL YES!!!! The one and onlyyyyyy

[@varkolak7779]

7:54 TROY AND ABED NEW APARTMENT!!!

[@SoulSonder26]

That lego bit is so true. They used to have those giant [compared to now] blocks.. remember? Anyone? 😂

[@tylerlormand5644]

yeah they would come in a huge clear bag

[@Alex-jq3zc]

Had a lego bus full of them growing up! Even had a shiny one.

[@matchasogee]

used to make an actual lego tower with those blocks now it’d five months to do that

[@Courtesyflush52]

I love how it’s so emotionally charged and then they just completely drop the topic

[@calebsoria1901]

i remember

[@beeflowers1107]

Beetlejuice showing up in the background when Annie said Beetlejuice is an excellent hidden joke

[@kathrynreitenbach8139]

Even better when you realize it’s the third time he was mentioned in the show’s run.

[@kathrynreitenbach8139]

“I wish there was a word for the pleasure I feel at viewing misfortune” this schadenfreude joke is top tier.

[@sabin97]

for years that has been my favourite german word. i dont think google would allow me to type my favourite german sentence.....it's probably from the 1930s.....

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

Lego licenses are an old thing now but yeah they just grew as a company, increased their part catalogue, almost went bankrupt while trying to explore new avenues for toys, made a lot of failed prototypes tho bionicle was successful with a slightly different still compatible system thats now mostly retired because the catalogue became too specific to them. Theres just more variety now, basic bricks are the same size and you can even get bigger ones for younger kids, and simpler builds for "4+" Lego They've developed more original themes but with more story and sometimes even whole lego shows behind them Now theyre the most successful toy company in the world

[@thienthetyga3462]

Dude at 8:16 Troy was looking deep soo cold

[@xthexxjackalx7621]

"my God i forgot you were 20!" 😂😂😂😂 Truer words have never been spoken 😂😂😂😂

[@funnyhowthingsturnout6186]

18:33 is wild "you know i love to be seen agreeing with you troy"

[@ymmit6093]

Underrated line 😭

[@BloodDragoon]

The best show ever

[@davewilson9738]

"Highlight?" "Probably the back pack!"

[@Boxkid6]

This season was streets ahead

[@itsronplayz9932]

lmao

[@finianfremstad4510]

Stop trying to make streets ahead happen.

[@tequilamockingbird4190]

It's LEGO! The plural of LEGO is LEGO. Lol. I'm serious. Love this show!

[@grasstastesbad]

i love the play on stevie wonder’s songs in the key of life as urbana champaign’s album title lol

[@artconfluence8048]

Really distracting Bait & Distraction at 34:24 (and that whole episode tbh)

[@tomatosoup1304]

The first one has big The Lorax energy

[@kiernanvonsilvercoat2271]

Loved Dean Pelton in the half-and-half outfit. Jim Rash is an absolute treasure.

[@andypanda4756]

Donald Glover is a vitamin for my soul.

[@1mvn]

“Is this a social que?” Ahahha perfect

[@MusicMind94]

29:45 that was just too sudden & funny 😂😆

[@Saeiyu]

Even Bruce Vilanch? Especially Bruce Vilanch

[@anonymousmafia6973]

The animals are the patients part killed me

[@HectorTWE]

0:45 Okay, so that was a lie

[@Hoymenoy]

They didn’t sleep together

[@SteffLoui88]

Love this show

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

Ah, season 3. Got some of the best episodes, and then its got the dreamatoriun episode

[@andrakezda5898]

27:48 Annie got flustered, so cute!

[@Mithic20]

@3:45 it says the wrong eipsode in the top left corner. Should be episode 2: Geography of Global Conflict 👍

[@canisqmajoris]

36:57 the look on Troy's face 😂

[@janegundacker3826]

“copera” gets me every time

[@sabin97]

policical

[@brianthomason5022]

Who agrees that the show would have went so much further and not been canceled if they had killed off Shirley

[@mikegillettify]

21:50 the spin!

[@Saixah]

34:07 why is the dean into trains now?....

[@The-Wolf-with-no-name]

Apartment of perpetual virginity 😂

[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

Britta was really ahead of her time to be into a weirdo named Blade 😂

[@sabin97]

you mean the guy named after a FANTASTIC kickboxing vampire movie?

[@harrylongabaugh7402]

She was streets ahead.

[@californiarollwithramensea8220]

​@@harrylongabaugh7402I can't believe I call myself a fan. I'm streets behind

[@saraoliveira8836]

"You know i love to be seen agreeing with you, troy"

[@genosseunge7089]

21:52 only germans understand that joke xd

[@genosseunge7089]

the word is Schadenfreude btw

[@rdvansloten]

Hi neighbor! We have a word for it too, it’s “leedvermaak”

[@barneymetcalfe8896]

Guess that makes me German

[@sabin97]

i'm not german. and schadenfreude has been my favourite german word for years.....i cant type my favourite german sentence because google would autodelete this post. i think it's from the 1930s

[@thegtaspot7925]

Those are not cold opens. Cold opens are intros unrelated to the plot, which is not the case here.

[@bearpoos8696]

"Homie, don't dean this!"

[@abdomination]

I also spent way too much time in community college.

[@seid3366]

17:55 NATHAN BARNATT?!?! DAD HIMSELF?!?!

[@razzburryisartistic]

Nah cuz when did legos start getting so complicated

[@nunontherunnumberone]

33:11 how is that tucked under such short hair?

[@patrickn8355]

*it was the other arm* 😂

[@leonardlithen6787]

I wish Dean Pelton was my dean.

[@jasontaylor4752]

"Look, I hate cops." Full stop. Britta is the best sometimes..

[@deepchillasmr6319]

43:49😂

[@nunontherunnumberone]

1:43 whoa: Annie's Boobs keeps stealing Annie's purple pens. But WHAT does it MEAN?

[@galaxybiscuit]

I didn't bring my likeness.

[@Flyn4thewin]

17:52 wait.... wait wait... WAIT... am i tripping?? Or is that... dad... please if anyone gets this reference, please confirm or deny...

[@Flyn4thewin]

It has to be... oh my God... not the Easter egg I expected?

[@gracexu1558]

Gus!!!!!

[@brettblute7739]

NOPE!

[@ErnestoCore]

666 👍

[@salsabellawork8637]

Why I can't watch Community in Netflix? Where I can binge watching whole season? And where my movie? 🥲 it's already 6 season