EVERY. SINGLE. ALBERT SANDY. LIE

[@neilconway4939]

Albert is a character that frequently appears around, but never get's his own plots in the story, characters like Patty, Christopher and Chirag are characters that aren't even seen anymore still have more memorable roles than Albert, he appears in almost every book.

[@bobbysmith3503]

My headcanon for why certain characters don't appear anymore is because they all graduated middle school and Greg got held back. That would explain why he's still on middle school and why a bunch of new characters came to replace all the old ones. Maybe Albert got held back as well.

[@chiffondollsweet]

@@bobbysmith3503 and rowley

[@gregger_mcgregger]

@@bobbysmith3503 My headcanon for this headcanon is that Alex got held back was probably because just like in meltdown, he made up something that caused kids to do stupid stuff, which got him trouble. Rowley was probably also held back for being associated with Greg, which I know is obvious but it’s the only reason that makes sense.

[@WeShowYou]

@@gregger_mcgregger All of this is a lot of unnecessary and unrealistic mind games when you could just say that patty and chirag switched schools or moved

[@gregger_mcgregger]

@@WeShowYou oh my bad headcanon police! I can tell you must be very fun at parties too!

[@CwazyWabbit4]

Albert is the kind of guy who believes that the Earth is flat.

[@koroallie5583]

Nah he’d believe the earth keeps getting changed and also say people used to throw so much cheese and rocks in one place they called it the moon

[@potatojr69]

Nah, he'd make you believe the earth is flat

[@EternallyAFK]

@@potatojr69 but he’ll fail every time

[@MeltedW4T_3R]

FR

[@Jebthemagician]

No, no he's not lying. I looked up everything he said. It's legit. He's legit. An honest person. Absolutely never lied in his life.

[@theunluckyidiot]

honestly i tried the 6 foot jump myth and now i can jump 11 feet in the air doctors don’t want you to know

[@Occus]

Finally

[@Jebthemagician]

@@theunluckyidiot same bro

[@dhakshayaniramalingam2848]

Even Silas Scratch?!

[@Goat10Solos]

@Ian yorkland Yeah bro I tried it. Let's just say I can't see anything.

[@zimkollingz3263]

Albert Sandy is like Alex Jones, but on drugs.

[@muffyxmind]

🤌

[@PhoenixMerlyn69]

Isn't Alex Jones already on drugs?

[@zimkollingz3263]

@@PhoenixMerlyn69 I mean, Albert is on even more drugs than alex

[@deborahwilkerson7388]

@@zimkollingz3263 that makes more sense

[@dripatin]

This would imply he isn’t on drugs

[@lemerbrix1375]

The fact that after 16 years Greg still listens to this guy

[@Arms.Enthusiast]

The last story is a true phenomenon, people can blow out their bicep while lifting weights, this is caused by the bicep tendon breaking at either the elbow or the shoulder. If you want proof, just look up “bicep tear”

[@justyourfellowduck]

we need more albert lore

[@EternallyAFK]

Yes! We do need more Albert lore. We need to know where he got those ideas from!

[@therealthunderbolt895]

He’s in no brainer

[@kingdareth09]

WE NEED MORE OF THE ALBERT SANDY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE!

[@59master60]

Yeah

[@paintedpig3021]

I had a kid in my highschool, at lunch he'd say the dumbest stuff. He claimed "He wrote Dragon Ball"

[@LegoReader12345hello]

Lol Albert sandy, what more stupid, that he keeps making lies or Greg keeps believing him?

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Greg. I think Albert lies about this for fun

[@carlosmattessich3883]

Legend says Albert is being searched by the FBI for revealing Area 51’s greatest secrets

[@bmstudios7774]

2:24 music to my ears

[@MustacheCashStash125]

So peaceful, I’m about to fall asleep

[@MSU-DetroitFan]

Albert is actually one of the few kids in Greg's school what we constantly see through the books since most of Greg's Classmates outside of Rowley and Fregory (and even Fregory appreciates are getting more Rare since Hard Lucky) most students are mostly seen in just 1 or maybe 2 books and then are never seen again

[@partyelixir1265]

I still miss Chirag

[@ipoopcats69]

who the heck is “fregory” It’s Fregley*

[@samuelrussell1640]

I imagine that Albert has his own conspiracy podcast

[@-lord1754]

Blowing out your bicep is an actual thing lol. Itis called a bicep tear. It hurts like hell

[@adamlisiewicz1777]

Mic quality getting worse progresively is so funny

[@BlaketheBlock]

I just realized most of what he says is word for word on Albert Sandy's Wikipedia page

[@JaVWS]

I always thought Albert had eyebrows

[@marikkelaszlo3355]

I didn't realize he didn't until you pointed it out! I never really pictured that those were his bangs lol

[@eighties25763]

Thank you for ruining my day

[@the3fellas753]

Same, I only just noticed

[@dmk12345]

Wait, you guys thought he had eyebrows?

[@who.is.jessyuny]

I thought Greg had eyebrows

[@DrWolf-jl4po]

This guy annoyed me as a kid to be honest.

[@OubleJum]

Literally a living Buzzfeed post

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Albert is your average Fox News or CNN reporter

[@MasterNeal]

2:24 the mic scared me 💀

[@UltraNoahNinja]

I saw ur comment 2 seconds before that mic thing

[@ICES3636]

The reason we *assume* that he's lying is that it's never proven that what he says *can* happen.

[@cawsomeaolin]

Albert would become a great Clickbait KZbinr/TikTokker

[@goldenfurniture123]

omg its him again

[@MustacheCashStash125]

“OMG WE SPENT 24 HOURS IN WALMART (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST DIED) (GOT ARRESTED)”

[@Xavier-tm2sx]

2:24 is where headphone users die

[@hunterolaughlin]

Albert Sandy is basically Sandy Plankton from Finding Nemo, a character who spreads false information to others and the main character (Nemo in Finding Nemo and Greg in DOAWK) believes their words.

[@aalloy6881]

The fact that everyone else hangs on to his every word every time; enough to have to all test his claims when they don't outright believe him says more about the whole school than Albert himself...

[@blazryvlogs2535]

You should cover the mistake in Big Shot where on page 116 the French Flag is incorrect. It has horizontal stripes instead of vertical stripes.

[@toviyaondo]

Already did!

[@PonandCon9025]

AND THUS BEGAN THIS GENERATIONS TRUST ISSUES

[@zanmolecules4105]

1:07 there actually was an episode of a cartoon where a dog in jail digs his way out, counting every single one. I forgot the name though Edit: the name is Cellbound

[@Beigels]

There's an irony between Dog days and The long haul: In dog days Susan took her family to the Slipside water park. In The long haul,when Greg saw a paper showing the water park called "Soak central" Susan scolds Greg that the water park looked "artificial" even though in dog days the heffleys literally went to an artificial water park.

[@jacksonsay37]

Greg writes "We went to a water park last summer but got rained out", a reference to the scene in Dog Days.

[@Beigels]

@@jacksonsay37 ok

[@chriscanul4075]

I like characters like Albert. Doesn't need to be a main character but pads out the world

[@GuilhermeM1]

2:24 jesus christ wtf happened

[@euphrates1624]

2:24 RIP headphone users

[@1810jeff]

That last one could be real, just look it up but warning it's not a pretty sight.

[@gabrielhuajardo7520]

its so funny how the quality of the mic just completely changes aftrer 2:20

[@RatKingLiam]

what is that mic 😆its SO LOUD AT 2:45 LMAOOOOO LOLLL

[@thedanman6332]

Albert is the kinda guy who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy theory

[@TheRealJobean]

1:26 What was that little noise?

[@andrewcampos8152]

Albert is probably the kid who says his dad works at Nintendo

[@N-L3]

2:24 Yep that's my online teacher's audio

[@alexy5611]

the escape with a spoon thing is true.

[@mememan3447]

What the hell happened to the audience?

[@TrisTheAddict]

bro how does a channel this big have only 1 view

[@History-and-stuff]

It came out under a minute ago so...

[@TrisTheAddict]

@@History-and-stuff but now he hasn’t reached 1000 views despite him having over 25k subs sooo

[@History-and-stuff]

@@TrisTheAddict that's true I guess

[@rohanrodrigues7115]

@@TrisTheAddict he only has like 25k subs though?

[@TrisTheAddict]

@@rohanrodrigues7115 oh yeah sorry

[@w4ffl3_yt]

2:24 amazing sound quality

[@exquisitecorpse__]

"Thighland"

[@t0astbut.d1fferent81]

why is nobody talking about the fact he said "thighland"😭

[@LexTheBombOffcial]

I’m subscribing so you can get a better microphone. Good videos though

[@V530-15ICR]

2:22 LOUD SOUND WARNING at 2:24

[@magik4353]

bruh you called it thighland, you are down bad my dude

[@william_suitcase]

2:24 this scared me while drawing

[@59master60]

YOGERT

[@myweirdsecondchannelwithap9070]

My left ear enjoyed this video.

[@spainyo3414]

I just have one headphone (?) on, and my left ear is dead

[@Jklix_.12]

The second one is not a lie, there were a group of men that actually escaped prison by digging a hole with spoons, then they uses a raft made out of rain sweaters to float back to land. They also didn't get caught by the police.

[@Xavier-tm2sx]

i mean the last one is possible if you put too much stress on your arm your bicep could pop it happened to a dude in a race

[@yeetmageet9886]

He looks like he’s always stressed because of his hairline

[@cristianemagalhaes4521]

FROZEN YOOOOOOOOGURT!!

[@Jack771-69]

Did you just pronounce Thailand as thighland

[@Hellzapopp1n]

Right I feel like not enough people are talking about that

[@jstyxx4110]

Why is your mic quality so bad when not filming a book?

[@evolvedbread1370]

I thought it was just my phone lmao

[@______________url]

Bro what happened your your mic quality 😭

[@V530-15ICR]

What's up with your mic?

[@lovecraftianwalrus4490]

Hello

[@muffin8460]

Wsp

[@justyourfellowduck]

hi

[@sillyman2013]

yo

[@History-and-stuff]

hoi

[@Draemurr]

Howdy 🤠

[@ShazzledWolf32]

He’s like a combination of Alex Jones and dr Phil on heroin

[@itzEPIKK]

i mean some of them arent lies i just found out he lied about silas scratch no offence is your mic okay 2:24

[@loneranger4282]

The last one is true. It is called a bicep tear.

[@XENOWOLFI]

BRO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AUDIO 😭😭😭

[@user-qv2mc3dw5o]

Audioooo quallitttyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@MichaelM63917]

I feel like his mic got worse

[@qapixel7943]

Dude, buy a new mic

[@natedoesgaming3722]

I am sorry but half in the video its like him making his wi fi in like mars like all these wired covered up

[@spainyo3414]

THIGH-land

[@calhounburger]

The mic quality💀

[@Mason_The_Nerd]

Bro turned into the kid with a bad mic and nobody is talking about it 💀

[@Content_Machine.]

Yes woman cannot do the shit

[@Yourlocalbacterium]

There’s some bots commenting on this video, and they keep mentioning “something.monster”

[@EFootballGamersKNR]

Yeah and I think they have their last sentence in different languages for different users

[@Yourlocalbacterium]

@@EFootballGamersKNR yea

[@ETB3341]

Actually they're basically infesting a good 80% of KZbin. Don't click their links though cause you'll probably get a virus or scammed or whatever.

[@sentryslmao]

bros copying directly from the doawk wiki 💀

[@victorplayz_]

Please change your microphone quality settings, because every new moment you speak about another Albert Sandy lie in the video, the volume gets higher

[@mrarithefox]

🗿

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

Fix your mic quality

[@thecomicbookgeekkhaled]

Facts

[@mathlover1232]

1:33

[@goldenfurniture123]

your microphone died

[@planetspudz5114]

Me at 2:26 😐😐😐😵😵

[@sh3lbypromusic]

That mic bad

[@______________url]

Bro what happened your your mic quality 😭