Every Time Carmen Sandiego Almost Died

Making this video made me realise that Carmen almost kills people just as much as she almost gets killed BY people and it's kind of concerning. This took me 3 weeks to make due to work and losing motivation half way through and I kinda rushed the ending so if I've missed anything that's probably why.
There were some parts where I wasn't sure if they counted or not so I haven't put them in, and there are some moments that were similar but not all of them got put in. For example when Carmen gets tazed I only counted it if it was from a crackle rod because those can kill you, or if she lost consciousness due to it, I hope that explains things.
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[@ItzDarkTrax]

I know everyone talks about how Chase is immortal but how come no one talks about Carmen? She almost died 71 FREAKING TIMES!

[@ItzDarkTrax]

@@Chazzy18 Honestly, because this is a kids show and they don't want the kiddos to lose hope in Carmen by getting injured so frequently. Realistically she's toast.

[@The1Smiley]

@@ItzDarkTrax so true lmao

[@BunnyNuit]

But she does have SOME injuries, like AT LEAST 1 per season her butt gets a good whooping 😂

[@ItzDarkTrax]

@@BunnyNuit Lmao. At least they didn't make her too godly by showing she has weaknesses. Like the time Coach brunt almost cricked her spine. She ended up having a shoulder injury I think.

[@teddyschannel83]

@@ItzDarkTrax The Full Show. JUST Checking

[@same5457]

Bro the part where Grunt “hugged” her was actually terrifying, because of the sounds of the bones and Carmen’s VA actually making it sound real.

[@Sosei-kiKazuki]

The lady's name is ACTUALLY Brunt not grunt

[@Glossy222]

Fr it was TERRIFYING

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

i love how ppl are like "iT's JuSt A kId'S sHoW" and meanwhile you have exhibit a thru z of carmen's ongoing trauma:

[@jeanne_du_lys]

This girl has got to have permanent nerve damage from all the times she’s been tazed, shocked, etc.

[@kali9399]

someone should make this into an angsty fanfic.... and just out of **curiosity**, reply me the link :)

[@greenentity6846]

she should really go for more insulation on her outfit

[@kittycatdays8719]

@@kali9399 same here hmu if you find anything

[@DrGE-sj5dy]

😊

[@zur1_the_manokit]

Let's all hope she has life insurance

[@klemontyme]

Ok but like, the fact that Couch Brunt had that much of a grudge to try and CRUSH Carmen to death by a HUG really freaks me out

[@samzeby3983]

It's really masculine to support that type of pain ,like just imagine being crushed like that😬😬😱

[@jeangomez7733]

Carmen and chase are the two most luckiest people

[@Electrical010]

Nobody has actually directly DIED in this show and thats surpising. Also Carmen is legit immortal. Edit: I GET HER DAD DIED AND MISSED THAT I MEAN LIKE A MAIN LINE CHARACTER.

[@mrhand3350]

She mai sakurajima on Japanese dub

[@Ausholliday15]

Except her dad

[@The1Smiley]

literally all main characters never die lol

[@idkwut2callmyself561]

I feel like they should have let Crackle die

[@-leavea-]

@@idkwut2callmyself561 i was honestly expecting him to since there had been barely any deaths before….i’m so surprised more people weren’t killed off

[@kbarts316]

The whole scene where Brunt literally tries to CRUSH Carmen to death is wild. Especially when you realize that this was a show initially targeted to children. The first time I watched that episode, I was shook. Did not expect that at all. She's got Master Chief levels of good fortune by her side. No wonder her primary color is red. It's a lucky color after all lol

[@floppersblooder]

EAT THALASIN!!! C'MON!! EAT THALASIN NOW!!!!!!

[@theeclipsingzodiac6567]

Nothing more loving than almost getting crushed by ur mother figure 😂

[@ht82smash42]

Carmen's gasping for air is great acting too. Phenomenal work on that scene

[@The1Smiley]

ok I never realized in years of watching Carmen that she actually almost died 71 times. she sure is lucky smh

[@Almond_J0i]

Nah she just got titanium plot armor

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

nah she's got the power of god and the gays on her side

[@zyrevelvrein2388]

​@@kinda_cold_in_the_closet double references

[@eleanorronodin9103]

This makes me think of all the stress player has to go through

[@duaisoverhere]

FR 😭 Let's give him some credit too yk

[@Blissfulpeach1.0]

Title: “Everytime Carmen Sandiego almost died.” The whole show is literally her almost dying.

[@Blissfulpeach1.0]

Honestly I don’t know how this women is still alive.

[@robynwest3625]

Gotta love how the majority of these are just paper star being completely insane. Like other vile operatives often try to knock her out, or just distract her and run, but paper star openly pursues Carmen and tried to STAB HER IN THEIR FIRST FIGHT AND THEN THROW HER OFF A MOVING TRAIN THE DAY AFTER

[@-..-Phantom-star-...-]

Jinx and paper star would be good friends now that I think about it Nah, they'd just try to destroy eachother

[@Santas.Elf.]

Can we talk about how the janitors are honestly better at catching Carmen then most of the agents

[@rockincradilyyyy8489]

I mean presumably the cleaners are also agents

[@johnmckinley2386]

Don't take a shot every time someone throws a sharp object at carmen, otherwise you'll wind up closer to death than she constantly is

[@OPcakeYT]

Moral of the story: Always jump and duck as low as you can if you are nearly dead

[@kokichiouma436]

How has she survived that much and how has her hat never fallen off or gotten torn in the scenes shown? More for the case that she is in fact a godess I guess-

[@ANPaige]

She did get part of the hat torn off by Paper Star but honestly either she’s got some kind of hat pin or she’s just that good lol

[@kokichiouma436]

@@ANPaige Whatever higher being is there definitely showed her favoritism-

[@willowarkan2263]

@@kokichiouma436 the god of hats smiles upon her, it's a nice hat after all.

[@samzeby3983]

Maybe there's some pin attaching her hat to her hair 😊

[@kokichiouma436]

@@samzeby3983 perhaps you are correct, or she is just some kind of God. I'll take either as the correct answer

[@randomthingz4446]

Chazzy - "Idk who's more persistent, paper star or this robot" Devineaux - "Hold my car keys...."

[@P.hroggo]

Conclusion : Carmen and Paper Star in the same room never ends well

[@hamasakir1n]

Okay, we can officially call Carmen “Pro Survivor”

[@nmtltlz]

Its so funny she mustve given Player a heart attack at least once

[@duaisoverhere]

F to pay respects to Player

[@duaisoverhere]

F

[@KelseyBurns3]

F

[@Harper-zy4vt]

F

[@familyquarshie3058]

F

[@noratheelk3729]

HELP The Mario music is literally perfect

[@atuxedocat261]

Ah yes, this is definitely a kids show. Carmen almost dying 71 times: Totally a kids show...heh...

[@poonalex8008]

Many kids shows have brutal death scenes

[@MikhailSamunin]

At this point Carmen should watch out for the wolf from _Puss in Boots: The Last Wish_ to come after her - he must be really pissed off.

[@nonnativenarnian]

no because she's using her life responsibly?

[@MikhailSamunin]

@@nonnativenarnian In regards to her own safety debatable, not to Sandiego's discredit.

[@stblitzcrick5481]

when ur plot armour is 10,000 stronger than life

[@FriendlyRaven8574]

2:07 The thing Is, she is made to be a warrior, probably in her entire life had a great diet, enough movement and attack pratice for her body to be strong enough, thats why i think she didnt broke a bone that easily. Anyway that hug was traumatising, and one of the worst almost dead escene, seriously, how did she not collapsed or something?????? She is super lucky! (Sorry for the bad english)

[@mysolareyesgrowpolarized]

your english is good!! the only mistake i noticed was when you said 'broke a bone' - it'd actually be 'break a bone' :)

[@FriendlyRaven8574]

@@mysolareyesgrowpolarized thanks you for telling me :D

[@Harper-zy4vt]

The writers before: let's make the is kid friendly! 😃 The writers after: we just made this all abt carmen almost dying😃🤠

[@ericross4445]

Just by the title, I’m sensing it’s gonna be like 70% paper star and brunt Also can we talk about how amazing it is that shadowsan is the only character to ever break a bone??? Like how

[@brownsugarlessicebubbletea]

Ikr!

[@nonnativenarnian]

ya know ... that is an excellent point. how is THE FREAKING SAMOURI DUDE the only one shone with recovery time from an obviously severe injury?

[@CrystallineButterfly]

4:06 legit tho I love that scene, the blurriness and the echo effect on Player's voice makes it really surreal and cool to watch (less cool for Carmen, though) (actually technically more cool...)

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

i see the puns have made you... cooler

[@theironraven5502]

I feel like we're stretching the definition of a near death experience. The human body can be really fucking durable when it wants to be.

[@noratheelk3729]

4:39 cut to Duane saying that they should have shown that Carmen forgave Julia 🥺

[@micah8012]

I’ve seen that Clíp by itsef but do you know where it’s from?

[@user-hd7gd1le6d]

1. Carmen is either immortal or extremely lucky. 2. 3:28 Nothing to do with Carmen but I really wonder what the Greek government thought when they learned about those mysteriously fallen pylons.

[@lunalgaleo1991]

1:05 Fun fact for those who don't know, the song's name is Carmen. Classy, writers. Very classy.

[@Jippikaijei]

Carmen is always just like: I almost died? OHH That’s just my normal job why are you even counting?-

[@Tori_T_Artist]

4:06 *dramatic music* *falls off and out of view* *dead silence* *happy ding*

[@thatonechild9482]

Chase and Carmen are literally immortal

[@oreo1029]

Carmen has the luck of a god. Like not all this could be skill

[@otaviocruz272]

We need a video where it’s only the times anyone says “BaIt AnD sWiTcH!”

[@noratheelk3729]

4:01 haha Graham’s sliding on his face 4:05 noo 😭

[@skyhideaway]

If you don't mind, could you please do a compilation of Paper Star? She's such an underrated character, she has the best character design AND theme music!

[@laurafallasgarro6371]

I love(actually hate as a person, but character, awesome) like she sooooooooo creepy and underrated

[@sS0O0L]

i like when main characters almost die and all the other characters have no fucking clue what happened, it's not for the sake of hoping they actually died, is just for liking the drama... 4:10 that's why i love this scene

[@nelsonhernandezsanchez3237]

5:36 almost died by chocolate sounds like a "sweet" death to me. 🤣

[@YourMom-ks8fz]

Carmen is a freaking legend bro

[@little_sophie5553]

OKAY BUT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES CARMEN ACTUALLY GETS ELECTROCUTED IN THE SHOW. HELP. IM SURPRISED SHE'S GO NO NERVE PROBLEMS

[@ThatLatinaDemigod]

the fact that carmen has almost died 71 times and still fights and almost dies again and again is actually crazy

[@sadbein250]

She rakin up near death experiences like Pokémon cards

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

3:03 Deadass, she was just showing off for the hell of it, she could have backed up, that shit was not curving.

[@wavydezy]

I’m so overprotective of her but clearly girlie can take care of herself

[@jackie_shitposts6429]

FUCKK YEAAAAH LETS GO 0:15 imagine if gray had just sidestepped her and she falls without him JDHAKBX?? “watch ur step luv” damn just when i thought chazzy couldnt get more british THE SPED UP FIGHT SCENES SHOULDNT BE AS FUNNY AS THEY ARE… 3:11 wow you just want your viewers to die of alcohol poisoning dont u “hehe tiny carmen” *press x for same* DAMN BRO WE REALLY BOTH AGREE THAT CARMEN IS MARIO… ahem,,, carmen ded DEVINUSSY…you did not just do that YOU DID NOT… 6:44 gotta love it when u almost die by homosexuality devineaux was finally good for something. get rekt banana boy THAT ENDING. PERFECT AMAZING VIDEO AS ALWAYS CHAZZY!!

[@I_wasim11]

Oh hey Jackie, Oh hey Chazzy.... I'm so confused

[@Amandaacake]

“three little birds… ONE GREAT BIG STONE!“ really got me lol

[@pikameer8325]

This came up in my reccommended and my immediate thought was "WHY IS IT 7 MINUTES???"

[@carmensfootstool7377]

She is just THAT much of a girlboss ig 😊😊😊😊😊

[@goldenpony822]

never seen this show but the art and colors are gorgeous

[@GoldenDartRat]

If you took a shot everytime someone threw sharp objects at Carmen you would be dead by the second round of throwing stars from Paper Star

[@iyogrushelleanne2619]

it is called plot armor

[@IsabelaisCRINGE]

Carmen really wants to be the Carmen Afton here, she is always coming back from slipping from death

[@marianarivas3770]

Eu entendi a referência

[@olafpawlowski5860]

I watched it like 10 times every season

[@ht82smash42]

3:22 The Mario music 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@-..-Phantom-star-...-]

3:38 and folks, this is why this is basically the only time Carmen drives in the show Because she can't

[@toastedfish9021]

Mario sounds as the lights fall 😭

[@haileyhardin1997]

This is my second time of watching Carmen Sandigo and I never noticed of how many times Carmen Sandigo almost died.

[@cartoonenthusiast7260]

its a good thing for her nobody in this show actually uses guns except for LIKE CHIEF APPARENTLY THANKS MA'AM

[@JeMoeder123]

I swear, when I was younger and watched this, I was SCARED of Paper Star.

[@bulletsunderpressure]

carmens dodge/plot armor is legendary.

[@linamichailoff3917]

BUT SERIOSLY ARE WE EVER GONNA SEE CARMENS MOTERS FACE LIKE THEY ARE TAKING FOREVER

[@Alex_the_pig]

The fact that this video is 7 minutes is Scary

[@Themasterofallhorror]

There could be a soul eating monster in this show, and the cleaners would still be the scariest characters. “She belongs to VILE now.” Is one of the most bone chilling lines I’ve ever heard.

[@girlkisser200]

I like how Paperstar is responsible for most of these.

[@enfpluvspizza]

This girl is a pro survivor that's for sure 👍 And I kinda chuckled by the thought that most of the time she nearly died was because of being electrocuted 😅

[@bhilscher]

At 1:37 I think an extra point should be added because she was almost you know... stabbed.

[@peckneckanimations]

This was hilarious. New sub.

[@dragonowl77]

thats not a tazer thats a carmen-go-die stick

[@user-hy4tl7yg8m]

I love how I thought Carmen said "IVY! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU ALIVE!" Carmens gay ahh is immortal--

[@Minecrayey]

0:38 normal sentence in a show made for kids

[@crxspy_coconut]

you should make a video of every pun in carmen sandiego because there is A LOT

[@brianajae5676]

not the devinussy😭😭😭

[@DavidJoh]

The altitude sickness doesn't count even though it was unusually severe.

[@mosaicpaint3223]

Love her. We need a season 5

[@IloveConfections]

Man after watching this video, I really want to watch Carmen SanDiego

[@kyro_alt]

Its on Netflix

[@anidiot4702]

guys you do realize this is basically counting how many times john wick fights in the movies

[@KloeSun-xi4hd]

the cleaners 💀💀

[@CB-fq2ye]

6:28 "idk who's more persistent, paper star or this fucking robot." (Some quality points here)

[@haileyhardin1997]

Too bad carmon sandigo have to end after season 4

[@haileyhardin1997]

@Chaelisa.057 me too,I like that the guy,who’s I forgot his name failed carmon because he didn’t want her to join vila

[@haileyhardin1997]

Carmen Sandigo probably is one of my favorite series of all time on Netflix,this is my second time of watching Carmen Sandigo on Netflix and now I am on season 2.

[@RadXader]

I like how Speedwagon made a cameo too

[@Shade921]

They are not lucky, plot armour is protecting them

[@samzeby3983]

Any ways my favourite character in this serie is PLAYER😎😎 And i am a huge fan of the high technology in this serie😍😍🤩🤩

[@TristaneditYIPPER-pr4ng]

SHE IMMORAL SHE DAMN IMMORTAL

[@OG_ISAB3LLA]

When I was young I loved the series

[@Urmom-oy6qc]

Carmen’s just built different

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

So that's why the close call meter is broken...

[@MrMunendradixit]

This video made my day especially considering I’m a really big fan just not to type Carmen and paper girl were fighting with 😂

[@thatgamerthing9812]

You know Carmen's seen some stuff when there's over 7 minutes of clips where she almost died. Note: Yes I've seen the show, it's one of my favorites for many reasons. I just never took into consideration just how many times she's avoided death sandwiches.

[@GAMEBEATER6000]

I swear her guardian Angel must be St. Micheal…other than that or she’s absolutely immortal… *or both*

[@fayelarkham6920]

I’m sorry but the captions just kill me every time “Watch your step luv” “Girlie’s determined I’ll give her that” “You also could’ve just been brutally impaled but oh well” Don’t even get me started on Paper Star. She is scary, her humming reminds of the doll-maker series😥

[@Pikachu_The_Zappy]

At 1:10 that episode mad me love that song, i still do

[@NoirLune8]

the mario part was hilarious

[@ChadGamer2.0]

I watched the whole series it was good back then

[@aurorabriceno291]

shes a red cat that has 90 lives 💀

[@snowfrost7371]

I have no idea why, but I almost fanatically fell in love with the paper psychopaths from this universe.

[@rainbowdash4898]

It’s a little weird that, out of everybody in the show, The Chief is the only one shown to use an actual firearm and actually kill a guy. 😅

[@c.loveee7316]

omgg yayyy new videooo i rlly love your channel🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@pedropimenta896]

Devil wears Prada, Carmen wears plot armor!