No dragged intro..straight to the point. i respect that.
@NyxmadlocksaysfuckuАй бұрын
That's why I love this channel, and his jokes
@chrisivan_yt29 күн бұрын
How plagues should be :-)
@CoolImADumbass28 күн бұрын
That alone earned my like 🤣🤣
@gravecrawlerr24 күн бұрын
No begging to like and subscribe
@meowmeow2XX714 күн бұрын
fw that
@muhammadfarelalghazali8130Ай бұрын
USA : we have nukes Russia : we have more! Indonesia : hold my volcanoes
@Ralzs28 күн бұрын
wkwkkwkw
@suh224222 күн бұрын
*SPACE has entered the chat*
@sucfers12 күн бұрын
Wkwkwkkwkwkw
@Acatithink10 күн бұрын
@@Ralzssuch an indonesian thing to type
@ninjaben24059 күн бұрын
Wkwkwk@@Acatithink
@soggysavАй бұрын
finally i can sleep peacefully tonight with my chaos and death video in the back
@teenageangst666Ай бұрын
😭
@iamcoolfr314 күн бұрын
LMAO
@katsparkle10658 күн бұрын
n then i have insane dreams and wonder why 💀
@robertduffield2227Ай бұрын
The Spanish flu hit during WW1, not after. It’s actually one of the reasons the war ended. The British quarantined sick soldiers to minimize the viruses spread which actually gave them an edge over the Germans who did not quarantine sick individuals and had to deal with uncontrollable spreading of the virus through their trenches.
@SpriteLovuh21 күн бұрын
Precisely!
@user-my3nm7lf3j21 күн бұрын
And 50 million is the lowball some put it at 100 million+ 😅
@marquisdelafayette192917 күн бұрын
Fun fact: It’s only referred to as the “Spanish” flu because the countries fighting each other during ww1 didn’t want to admit their infected and death toll publicly. Since Spain wasn’t fighting in the war, they ended up being the ones to first to publicly report and document the effects. It’s rumored to have actually started in the US but wartime censorship didn’t want to let newspapers report on it and they purposefully continued public events as to not “scare” the public.
@scottbivins475813 күн бұрын
American here. We still waiting for the British to thank us for world war I. That's the whole reason why the Spanish flu even got into Europe. American touchdown
@mihajlojankovic14978 күн бұрын
Scott idk what you talking about but based CSA pfp🔥
@da12catАй бұрын
You should also have added when i blasted my toilet that one time
@ITLBGamingАй бұрын
Should have added me doing that currently while watching this video 🤌
@graysonjam49405 күн бұрын
Fr u heard that
@EvenForFun3 күн бұрын
We should do a group blastin and see if we can cause a supernova
@omgitzpaige201319 күн бұрын
“117,000 years. that’s longer than most of us have been alive”
@Acatithink10 күн бұрын
Most…
@cocopuff-muncher5 күн бұрын
@@Acatithink yeah, I’ve been alive for 117,001 years
@D2attemp3 күн бұрын
@cocopuff-muncher oh wow, how much groceries could you buy with a nickel back then?
@Baby_Yoda600013 сағат бұрын
@@D2attemp**speaks caveman** grocery is buy free!
@Darkmattermonkey77Ай бұрын
GRB’s are estimated to occur every day. Meaning that somewhere in the universe, a supernova is happening every single day. Wild stuff.
@thereynaldosan769523 күн бұрын
If the universe is infinite, then every second multiple supernovas are happening right now
@JailbreakMoments22 күн бұрын
Did you know that in our own galaxy, 1 supernova happens approximately every 50 years? That is 1 star going supernova, every 50 years, out of 200 billion. Wild stuff.
@art156322 күн бұрын
@@thereynaldosan7695It isnt though
@tdslayer985121 күн бұрын
@@art1563How do you know this?
@art156321 күн бұрын
@@tdslayer9851 The burden of proof lies within the person making the claim, ask him to prove it
@rikorobinsonАй бұрын
Captain Buzzkill reporting in! There was no agriculture or animal husbandry to lose during the Toba eruption. Those things wouldn't exist for another 60,000+ or so years. Also, the Toba population bottleneck hypothesis has fallen out of favor with most experts.
@ArabianPsycho_21 күн бұрын
Ima touch you 😁🙏
@Trent_Playz19 күн бұрын
No replies?
@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline18 күн бұрын
@@Trent_Playz Only 1, 2 now!
@divsalbumreview10 күн бұрын
Dork
@rikorobinson10 күн бұрын
@@divsalbumreview 😅😅😅
@YkGhostProdАй бұрын
can I have 1 million dollars
@haydenbeach2515Ай бұрын
With hyperinflation anything is possible.
@ikeep4poles858Ай бұрын
yes
@kelvisshandeiАй бұрын
1 Million Dollars with value.@@haydenbeach2515
@jimc.goodfellasАй бұрын
ONE MILLION DOLLARS
@guacamolepizza8258Ай бұрын
Perhaps
@Kyle_HollandАй бұрын
Okay so imagine being Petrov on acid and that thing starts beeping, new level of ego death
@ReaperX27-015 күн бұрын
Let’s not forget that one time a USSR sub without communication thought the war started and 2/3 officers needed to launch the nukes agreed
@masonsmith76814 күн бұрын
which was during the cuban missile crisis
@Idunnohowabout736411 сағат бұрын
That is Stanislav’s story he was the officer that refused to fire
@RubyTerrarian10 сағат бұрын
@@Idunnohowabout7364wrong guy, that's Vasily Arkhipov in the sub
@misterpah7624Ай бұрын
ah yes, now i can stay up all night thinking about how some random galaxy can just destroy all of us instantly, thank you Kelevin.
@PaperGuy_Ай бұрын
Every time we know of*
@cyphenec512Ай бұрын
PAPERGUY WTF
@thatoneguy6629Ай бұрын
unz unz unz unz
@mentirosa8709Ай бұрын
3:27 I’m guessing they didn’t thank the volcano enough
@Dfathurr6 күн бұрын
Funnily enough, in local tribes around lake Toba (former supervolcano), there is a folklore of the creation of the lake, and one scene did mention a curse because the main protagonist "not give thanks enough"
@muhammadfarelalghazali8130Ай бұрын
3:57 There some mistakes here actually. Humans didn't invent agriculture for at least 10.000 years ago. While Toba supervolcano eruption is estimated happen 74.000 years ago
@lennartgamer233927 күн бұрын
1 Soviet in a Uboot refusing to put the key into the nuclear launchped control system and 1 Soviet thinking the Alarm system malfunctions..... God bless these 2, for they have saved humanity!!!!
@S0AP_official2 күн бұрын
8:24 i dont know why but these things in space like supernovas zombie planets grbs etc Facisnate me
@H3n7yx7613 күн бұрын
0:00 The Spanish Flu 1:18 Mount Tambora Eruption 2:39 Toba Supervolcanic Eruption 4:35 Homo Erectus Stop Reproduction 5:37 Cold War Nearly Turns Into WWIII 8:11 Gamma Ray Bursts
@America_ThunderАй бұрын
One of my favorite KZbins especially cause this guy actually uploads consistently
@narinariofficial12442 күн бұрын
Crazy how we all survived all that throughout history
@Kokobunney13 күн бұрын
Close enough. Welcome back Sam O’nella
@creepernumber712 күн бұрын
Hi! I have autism too! Its great to see other people like us spread awareness. Sending hugs! ❤
@Kokobunney12 күн бұрын
@ what
@joaquinlopez8440Ай бұрын
I can't focus on the video after realizing that your avatar against a white background has some black pixels in the upper right corner
@laserwaffles9364Ай бұрын
After you pointed it out. I can't stop looking at it
@KelevinsАй бұрын
damn im getting that fixed asap lmao
@Gamer3427Ай бұрын
My screen is a bit dirty so until you said that, I legitimately thought it was just a spec of dust that stood out more on the solid white background. Now I can't unsee it and it somehow bothers me more than actual dust on my screen does. (I did clean my screen after though.)
@candycat-i1t28 күн бұрын
@@Kelevinsplease bro
@omlette-n9oКүн бұрын
I hate you why did you point this out?
@hihungryimcam4 күн бұрын
One point: Mount Toba erupted 70-75k years ago, but there was no farming or agriculture until 12k years ago. So, it wasn't quite there yet lol.
@dope_jakeАй бұрын
GRB's give me existential crisis on steroids
@kiwistea28 күн бұрын
I love these types of channels
@RedFootTortoise_egg1179 күн бұрын
Thank you for mentioning Butter, subscribed
@Number1bosniannnАй бұрын
BABE WAKE UP!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️KELEVIN POSTEDDD‼️‼️
@Helena78902Ай бұрын
Wait you are telling me ONE dude saved the word? That is mind blowing
@KelevinsАй бұрын
YESSIR
@lieps254723 күн бұрын
look up Vasily Arkhipov it was not the only time
@RavellJamesMartin14 күн бұрын
one word can save the world: no
@CharlieRek-d1y11 күн бұрын
(world)
@Helena7890211 күн бұрын
Bruh I made a typo get over it
@truetitan24227 күн бұрын
Id like to add one. Supernova. If 1 happened within 100 light years, we are as good as gone due to immense amounts of radiation and heat from the blast.
@V3RAC1TY14 күн бұрын
wouldn't it take 100 light years to get here tho? maybe its already on its way
@SlizMaster12 күн бұрын
@@V3RAC1TY What a lovely thought 😃
@chillgoober12 күн бұрын
i dont think we even have one that close. the closest one os 4 light years away
@DJDanny236 күн бұрын
@chillgooberits 4 light years away
@chillgoober6 күн бұрын
@@DJDanny23 sorry. i meant 4 light years away. even so, i dont think proxima centuari can go supernova.
@chrisseger234626 күн бұрын
Social distancing was actually used rather extensively during the Flu pandemic. We just lacked most modern medical equipment and medicine needed to effectively combat the pandemic.
@pasztorferenc674126 күн бұрын
About Cuban missile crisis: There was a soviet nuclear submarine who's communication was cut and protocol said in this situation assume the war broke out. Fortunatelly protocol also required 3 key from 3 officer and one of them refused to launch the nuclear weapon
@BALKANcatW18 күн бұрын
That was Stanislav Petrov. Mentioned in the video
@pasztorferenc674118 күн бұрын
@@BALKANcatW I thought about Vasili Arkhipov
@tdtdtd641616 күн бұрын
@@BALKANcatWthere was another incident also
@tylerborders162510 күн бұрын
A video that went to 9:40 simply because it’s all that was needed is so GD rare on KZbin. Most people would add 20 second extra of something just to get ads but not this. Give this video a like people
@LaurenMedina-dw3vrАй бұрын
Thank you Stanislav Petrov for not panicking. Now, we can all relish in the fact a gamma-ray could pop up and turn us into bacon at any moment, hurray! 🎉 Thank you for posting another banger video as always Kelevin, looking forward to seeing what you’ll post next!
@crazytastieАй бұрын
New fear unlocked: space lasers. Also what the actual f***, it's like nature has made it her duty to take us out. And well, we probably deserve it. We're like the cockroaches of the mammals or some shit. lmao
@sizzili1902Ай бұрын
All we need is 1 Kelevin for the world to end
@RubyTerrarian11 сағат бұрын
While on the topic of Cold War, you probably should have mentioned Vasily Arkhipov. Basically, he was on a submarine with some other people, and the US detected a submarine and started firing charges. What the US did not know was that the submarine they were looking for had a bomb, a nuclear one if I remember. The submarine couldn't communicate back to the motherland so they were under the assumption that they were being attacked. The 3 commanding officers there have the chance to launch their bomb, which would, just like the Stanislav situation, trigger a mass chain reaction that basically leads to a nuclear war. 2 of the commanding officers voted to launch the bomb. Vasily, on the other hand, decided not to launch it, since he felt like the charges were just warning shots, and he was right. Since all 3 officers were required to agree, and he didn't, the bomb was never launched. He singlehandedly prevented a nuclear war If I remember, that's how the story went, feel free to correct me, but yeah, the Soviets have, in a sense, prevented nuclear war and extinction TWICE!
@H3n7yx7613 күн бұрын
Nice video!
@vegamineral207Ай бұрын
1:41: Grim Reaper: "Excuse me sir, can I borrow that?"
@MrYeggles6 күн бұрын
Stanislav lowkey a chill guy
@Zenerd7754 күн бұрын
I have finally found New Sam O’ Nella to fill the hole in my heart/youtube watch time
@ScorpoYT7 күн бұрын
You are a descendant of the ones that actually survived, act like it.
@KingSlayerJoyBoyАй бұрын
5:24 right.. MOST of us 🤣
@Aizen_orphanbeater8 күн бұрын
USA: we have nukes! Russia: we also have nukes! Indonesia: hold my volcanoes 🗿 Space: hold my gamma ray bursts 🗿
@brandongovreau921811 күн бұрын
every few years this video gets longer and longer I don't know what time I'm talking about
@NOVAKMoviesАй бұрын
Hi Kelevin congrats on the 140k subscribers
@wokekoala388827 күн бұрын
In that bunker where Mr. Petrov saved the world, they needed a unanimous decision in order to fire back. Mr. Petrov was the only one in that room that said no.
@michaelyoung68974 күн бұрын
Did you know that humans would not go extinct in your life time
@fatcat581710 күн бұрын
The most comforting piece of knowledge is that the FDA is resisting the freedom of information lawsuit over pfizer by Texas. 😍
@AlgorithmicPainАй бұрын
0:57 STOP TOUCHING NINJAS WITH YA HANDS!
@iamza.24 күн бұрын
Don't forget the 1815 eruption was coming right after the Napoleonic wars in Europe that had already devastated that continent.
@TheRealEnderboiАй бұрын
BABE WAKEUP KELEVIN POSTED
@Therabbitthemyththelegend10 күн бұрын
5:15 we share 99.9% of our DNA with Every Human, heck we share 60% with BANANAS 😭
@Sithlordchris12 күн бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the word "Puh Tenshally"
@WoomiestWoomy22 күн бұрын
Didn’t mention the time Soviets almost fired on a US nuclear sub but one guy objected so they didn’t 😔
@LumaenousАй бұрын
other than having a new anxiety from lasers, fun video would recommend!
@YshsGshs3 күн бұрын
We should make a really big piece of glass or something to deflect a potential GRB tbh
@lolguy4443Ай бұрын
my goat posted
@TaliaTheCat7 сағат бұрын
What about Black Death?
@mslayer1229Ай бұрын
That russian understood his instruments sucked XD
@erwinner89294 күн бұрын
3:55 wasnt that eruption like thousands of years before humans learnt how to even farm?
@thekrampusclaus41484 күн бұрын
The thing about a GRB that is the most terrifying is that there is no way to see it coming. Because it of course moves at the speed of light, and nothing can travel faster than light. I’m sure anyone outside would just instantly be vaporized like that scene in terminator 2.
@DefileOddsАй бұрын
A thousand, we were so close. Darn. Now it'll be Overpopulation and I'll take the caveman winter over soylent green/snowpiercer Any day.
@legendaryboyyashАй бұрын
Bruh u know how bad underpopulation is compared to overpopulation? and also, micro plastics are getting out of hands as many men and women are getting infertile which men of science worry that it may lead to underpopulation
@orangecitrus8056Ай бұрын
@@DefileOdds bro will be the first to side with the aliens if they invade
@DefileOddsАй бұрын
@@legendaryboyyash that's, exactly why I support it. Humanity is a disease lol.
@DefileOddsАй бұрын
@@legendaryboyyash only difference is we Chose to be a disease, we Could have made the planet better, and we didn't. Now the planet is becoming a dumpster fire.
@busterbackster1Ай бұрын
@@DefileOddsstart with yourself then
@LordCommissarLexАй бұрын
I don't care what anyone says He's the son of salmonella academy anyone saying otherwise can fight me. Salmonella just hasn't come back with the milk yet.
@ll.m1schaАй бұрын
i think the guy is called sam o‘nella
@ITLBGamingАй бұрын
@@ll.m1scha that is a fact
@reactoryt9714Ай бұрын
HONEEYYYY WAKKEE UPPPP ! ! ! NEW KELEVIN VIDEO 🗣🔥🗣🔥✍️🗿✍️🔥🔥
@CoreyWS17 күн бұрын
Butter is an amazing metaphor frfr
@JamesDelanoMcCarthysecondacc29 күн бұрын
Do you know that? MrBeast has more subs than 1K people that survived from volcano
@EigenMaster28 күн бұрын
The Toba bottleneck hypothesis has been more or less disproven. Good vid tho.
@icarus37227 күн бұрын
Our ancestors: "Where has the sun gone? Modern man: "I am the sun."
@omgitzpaige201319 күн бұрын
wow thank you Petrov ❤
@jaycob183012 күн бұрын
Gamma Ray Bursts have gotten much more uncommon as time has gone on since the start of well, everything. I wouldn’t worry about one happening any time soon
@wotplayer33293 күн бұрын
My dude forgor about the other russian dude that was a submarine where he refused to press the red button when I mone explode nearby
@Schizoman0Ай бұрын
Can’t believe you didn’t talk about the time it rained for 1000000 years and wiped out 40% of life on earth.
@scara333628 күн бұрын
notice how he put "human" in the title?, thats why he didn't include it
@Baby_Yoda600013 сағат бұрын
That was 1 billion years ago, the freaking earth was only 3 million years old
@601mauriАй бұрын
I love this channel
@KelevinsАй бұрын
this channel loves you
@XavierRana9 күн бұрын
1:45 Australia and New Zealand: ah yes June - August my favourite season *_Winter_*
@DerBopo8 күн бұрын
That guy has GOT to be a timetraveler
@SimonsAstronomy11 күн бұрын
Ok thats crazy 🤯
@keisuketakahashi359727 күн бұрын
Stanislaw indeed deserves a stachue. Man was equivalent to God at that moment.
@supersquidkidsofreshАй бұрын
The homie Kelevin dropped a new video, let's go
@SkibidiSigmaAryanSmithsАй бұрын
7:30 Bro really said "Nothing ever happens" 😭
@drchaos198718 күн бұрын
As a dr of chaos, i approve of this video.
@naveepenniman8649Ай бұрын
I wanna see the timeline where stanislav pressed the button
@jessetowle529022 күн бұрын
"That's longer than most people have been alive" you have secrets huh?
@ikeep4poles858Ай бұрын
i shall be gts , to this video 🗣️🗣️
@ava-he9li14 күн бұрын
Fun fact: The Spanish flu wasn’t from Spain
@doctdurr532814 күн бұрын
Stanislav def thought if I don’t react humanity lives on
@MrLolx2u24 күн бұрын
Tbh, Petrov's case wasn't even the 2nd time that the world nearly went to war with each other over a nuclear apocalypse. In fact, THAT was the third. 1st and 2nd all happened during the Cuban Missile Crisis. So on top of what you said about the jostling of power between Khuruschev, Castro and JFK over the situation in Cuba, the US Navy had laid a blockade around Cuba to prevent the Soviet Navy to supply the Cubans or place more weaponry in Cuba. However, the Soviet Navy didn't give a shit and ran submarine into the blockades and enter B-59. B-59 was a nuclear armed submarine capable of launching nuclear rockets as specified targets and the Soviet Navy sent the submarine to Cuba just in case they needed to launch nuclear missiles into America. They were spotted soon as they arrived into Cuba and the USN started to throw depth charges into the water to draw or destroy the sub. With it being pummeled, one of the commanders thought that the war had began and asked the commissar for permission to fire the nukes. B-59 was different as a normal Soviet nuclear-armed sub only required 2 officers to arm and fire the nukes but for B-59, it required 3 and here enters Vasily Arkhipov. Arkhipov was the officer for the brigade that houses crew of the B-59. Whilst the other 2 officers being the captain Savitsky, Stavka officer Ivan Semyonovich Maslennikov had decided to launch the nukes, Arkhipov protested and decided to veto against the other two officers but instead persuaded them to leave the area. However, the ship was malfunctioning and as they surfaced out of the war, they were immediately shot at by a USN destroyer and strafed by aircraft. After getting more messages from the Kremlin, they pulled out of Cuba and headed back to the USSR. Thanks to Arkhipov, WW3 was prevented.
@PzIV-E9 күн бұрын
A couple correction 1. B-59 was not armed with nuclear missiles. Only a single nuke was on board, and it was in a torpedo. 2. There are several stories. The US story is that the submarine was never attacked and low yield charges were used to signal the B-59 that they had been encircled and should surface. From the crew of B-59 however, I can find no stories that completely agree with each other. Some claim the submarine was fired on, some claim that the use of the nuke was never considered. Either way, the B-59 had to surface. They surfaced, radioed the US ships, and received orders to turn back.
@tray66625 күн бұрын
Sam o Nella at home
@kennethbressler345117 күн бұрын
Fluflay would’ve been funnier than a flu pie
@douglasmcneil841326 күн бұрын
Some of us were alive during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
@dont8711Ай бұрын
Not so fun fact, in 83 there was another incident that almost caused a nuclear war. Code name Able Archer 83, was a NATO war game in Eastern Europe to that simulated heightened nuclear tension between NATO and the Warsaw Pact. Well some members in the Soviet Politburo thought this was a ruse, and NATO was secretly preparing for a first strike. This caused the Soviets to ready their nuclear forces in Poland and East Germany, they loaded nukes in subs and bombers, and since we're still here luckily of unluckily the Soviets didn't go through with it
@randomdudeog121 күн бұрын
4:42 my dirty minded friend just yelled: HOMOPHOBIC ERECTIONS!
@jdkoz9825 күн бұрын
How would we know there was only 1280 people, if that doesn’t make any sense
@absolutfxАй бұрын
So odd how Spanish Flu is never talked about.
@bitefesiliАй бұрын
Maybe because it's not that deep
@copperlockeАй бұрын
Because it happened DURING the war, but was not reported on to prevent the appearance of weakness- except in neutral Spain, hence being called the Spanish Flu, as for a long while, people thought it was only happening in Spain since they were the only ones talking about it. The warring powers feared that reporting on the flu would mean their enemies would launch offensives due to that news, and they couldn't risk that.
@derpboi42Ай бұрын
Bro forgot the Black Death 💀
@argentin230622 күн бұрын
It really is a miracle that we exist as a species today considering all the planet's and the cosmic chaos that happened and still happen
@AngelRodriguez-ur8su13 күн бұрын
This feels like a bad stand up comedy
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819Күн бұрын
YAAAYYYY SPACE EVENTS :D
@prismtherainwingicewing4804 күн бұрын
One addition: The Black Death/ Bubonic Plague One of the few if not only times post civilization the population decreased
@DNTMEEАй бұрын
Oddly enough it was Nikita Khrushchev who was the calm voice in the meetings with Soviet military leaders. They were all ready and willing to go and launch. By military coup if necessary. It was Khrushchev who talked them out of it. Perhaps he knew something the military didn't. Like the fact they were NOT ready for a nuclear war. It was estimated that only a very small fraction of their nuclear weapons would actually get to their intended targets. About half probably would not even get out of their launch facilities. Half of those would not even make it to the USA. Half of those which did would not detonate for one reason or another. And half of those which did make it and did detonate would miss their intended target. Gotta remember, the Russians were still reliant of vacuum tube tech at that time. All in all, however, it probably would have better for everyone if we had duked it out with them back then. They have largely caught up with the West in that regard. So it will be much much worse today. OTOH, as we have seen from the Ukraine debacle the Russians are woefully unprepared for even a relatively small war with a neighbor country. Good old greed and corruption have take a massive toll on Russian's readiness.
@Dazza768Ай бұрын
woah human population as low as 1k ppl for over 100k years erm what