every time jotaro gets hurt (earrape warning)

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YARE YARE STOP COMMENTING 5:06

[@eyewai]

im ready 2 see this tall 17 year old who looks like he finished the entire whey protein shake factory for breakfast get hurt for 6 minutes

[@rodney8811]

dueweng ok

[@eyewai]

omg I got pinned for the first time in my life, I shall now celebrate by sleeping and actually waking up on time.

[@diodio6487]

Joseph Joestar he has already killed him once he shut his eyes

[@AetherChronno]

he has 17? oh my god.

[@rodney8811]

hey ya best stando

[@BonePapi]

Jotaro fucking loves to cough up blood it seems.

[@BonePapi]

Kinky.

[@CuteShinyEspeonGirl]

I guess he likes to cough up... *BLOODY STREAMS!* I'll stop now...

[@MisterClear_DaveDave]

Joseph Joestar *MUDA*

[@Luxai]

Actually, you ARE pretty badly injured if you're couching up a cascade of blood like that... It means that your inner organs have ruptured and you probably need medical treatment... a lot sooner than they ever did. In fact, did they ever go to a doctor?

[@w4vyLKong]

Kanzu did u know that jotaro is dead

[@fluffyboi3455]

Dio everytime he gets hurt: *Wryyyyyy* Jotaro everytime he gets hurt: _vomits blood_

[@goshkoebacha1594]

Nugghhh ughghhhh uggghhh

[@abcdefg2591]

Aoughhhhhhh

[@TheyCallMe3clipse]

*uuuuuuuhggghhh!!*

[@nortongm9057]

*puperfish eating da carrot noises* AUGH

[@michaelvincentroxas598]

Fluffy Boi I think he’s young

[@hectorvaldes5052]

1:49 Can we just talk about how Jotaro just got bitch slapped by a fan

[@shinariXD]

*BITCH SLAPPED*

[@sughrinihil]

Why can't I like this comment more than once?

[@veziusthethird]

and the fact it had so much force that it sent him through a metal door

[@DrakoGo2DaMoon]

Lol

[@jonjonmclear]

*lol*

[@higoodbye7545]

3:46 I never realized he said ‘aye aye sir’ before lmao

[@banishingwarden]

A y e a y e l m a o

[@kycb101]

Lmao

[@XD-gf3sk]

Fr

[@coel3572]

part 4 healer: josuke part 5 healer: giorno part 3 healer: plot armor

[@jahimalnar7978]

Iirc doesn't the ripple have healing properties, then that'd be Joseph as the healer of part 3, although that might be a stretch

[@ringo1017]

Part 6 healer: ...

[@coel3572]

@@ringo1017 foo fighters probably, I don't really remember anything about part 6

[@maccaroni3694]

@@coel3572 jolyne and foo figther are healers

[@gelkezo3039]

Part 7 healer:

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

Star Platinum: -Can break 2 meters tall diamonds -Hurts when touches a razor

[@DLkiba]

I mean. that's how bodies work. you get hurt when you get cut no matter how strong you are

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

@@DLkiba 1. He just slightly touched it and already bled 2. I think breaking 2 meters tall diamonds can hurt your hands a bit

[@3bodYking99]

@@user-mz7cn9hq8v he didn't slightly touch it, he was squeezing a face that turned into it, try squeezing a razor and see what would happen

[@user-mz7cn9hq8v]

@@3bodYking99 thanks for good advice, now my hands will be amputated

[@Giga-GOD]

*Coughs up blood*

[@thotmagnet3336]

Most of the video: pretty quiet audio 5:06: no

[@Kaledrone]

The way Dio says Road Roller always cracks me up.

[@neptune1564]

KONO DIO DA

[@ochinchindaisuki7907]

ROHDA ROLAAAA HA

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

I am a rat playing a flute,.

[@ratplayingaflute9932]

@@ochinchindaisuki7907 , I am a rat playing a flute

[@drizeanbustee]

How to cook a jotaro 0:00 First prepare your jotaro by mental and physical abuse, and then you cook him using a stando.

[@C4NNIB4L.C0RPSE]

How does this not have 1k likes

[@diobrando8178]

Fire Hentai

[@ahmed4363]

I ruin 69

[@spritedrink7617]

XD

[@generalseal6948]

Jojo: bites his tongue on accident Joseph: JOTAROOOO

[@slimeslaggagedon794]

*coughs up blood*

[@jolarosa2921]

**dies**

[@adamdimitri2562]

**revives**

[@ItsekulGaming]

*killed again by pucci*

[@justanenglishcommentpassin644]

@@ItsekulGaming oof

[@pigking9906]

*2 foot fan blade stabs shoulder* Oh my *average punch to stomach* *vomits blood*

[@bruh6634]

Jotaro is Jotaro

[@jagermain2381]

Pig King lmao

[@Dunkingsonn]

@@bruh6634 Takes bomb to the face, shrapnel piercing his body: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@dryhard4137]

He was holding a fucking rock

[@illeagle3220]

He was holding a rock

[@ibavider]

2:35 I'm pretty sure the voice actor for Jotaro stubbed his toe while recording this line.

[@bigd4c201]

I agree

[@ps2bndled]

AAAAEUUEUEUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[@durian.electra]

3:33 moral of the story: *never wear a useless (wink) chain on your coat*

[@spliffern2662]

i love how jotaro's hat is so part of jotaro as a character that it bleeds 4:55

[@rederen3350]

Hmm

[@bagel4943]

Relatable. I too, have bleeding hats.

[@Fairzx]

Thats how Araki work

[@orpheus9098]

He has a tall forehead

[@Arabellean]

hat? That isn’t a hat, it’s a growth

[@ayyylmao101]

2:21 I'M DYING JOSEPH YELLS THEIR NAMES AND THEN SHE JUST COMES IN SHE HAD NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE SHE JUST CAME IN TO SCREAM LMAOOO

[@noway3851]

At least he didn't scream NIGERUN DAYO this time

[@ivoryas1696]

Ayyy lmao Username checks out

[@shutthehellurmouth]

Me if I was in the anime

[@accountnotusedanymore9119]

*KAKYOOININ*

[@cryptidcloud]

it was cute

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Jotaro: gets his ribs, shoulder, and collar bone broken. *Just a bit of blood* Jotaro: Gets punched in the stomach *Groans in pain and cant stand up*

[@JG-js9ww]

He was punched by a goddamn brick. 2 times let me tell you

[@nevercede1]

it shows jotaro broke all his bones to dio in the kick barrage but then he is standing without a cast melting dios body

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

@@JG-js9ww I don't think a brick has the same power as *being kicked and punched by The World multiple times*

[@JG-js9ww]

@@ctrlaltrepeat245 it doesnt matter how much and how hard the world punches its where it punches.

[@MatheusAugustoGames]

The amount of damage he can sustain is directly proportional to how pissed off he is

[@fr0ck360]

0:46 I kept forgetting this is the only time that Emerald Splash actually hit someone without getting deflected throughout part 3 Edit: Dio and Polnareff too..thanks replies

[@melancholygirl7793]

It hit Polnareff too and DIO.

[@Deatlod]

NO ONE CAN DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH

[@houdini9539]

I see... you forgot about the bug at the plane

[@noobdestroyer4758]

Suspicious Dude no it didn’t hit tower of gray lol

[@erina4407]

I feel insulted

[@StephenPHall]

Every entry: quiet DIO: *R O A D A R O L L DA DA*

[@amanc9835]

Stephen Hall ROADA ROLLA DAAAAAA

[@dishq6035]

No it is, *ROOWWWDDAAA ROLLLLAAAA DAA!!!!!*

[@KurRanze]

It has to be it is *ROOAAADAAAAA ROLLAAAAA DAAAAA*

[@justanenglishcommentpassin644]

5:06

[@diobrando2649]

What can I say I get very into it

[@nick9115]

jotaro: gets impaled by a ceiling fan and is fine also jotaro when he gets a small cut: *vomits entire vascular system* ungghhhhhh

[@enderlaptopminecrafter390]

😂😂 *aushfganhah*

[@tameronica]

5:38 Jotaro: **moves out of the path of the bullets** Jotaro's brain: _lmao lets move right back in_

[@osmosisv9502]

Well there was another on the right

[@ten-thousandbees8453]

He forgot to press B

[@banishingwarden]

Smh my head, he had wits when he was 17 bruh

[@joeda900]

Dude got shot in the leg, give him a break

[@loaf1712]

XANIMATELEAGUE shaking my head my head.

[@Nathan20XX]

gets papercut *coughs blood*

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

*gets tapped in the slightest way* *coughs and explodes into blood*

[@Zero-vm2sx]

0:22 like this moment here

[@factionalhitman]

1:40 gets his shoulder impaled by a ceiling fan *no reaction*

[@i.ftekhar]

ikr, a stab right above the dick wouldn’t make you cough blood

[@Zero-vm2sx]

Lumicrat 1:40

[@santiagomarin1882]

every time Giorno gets hurt: *shows all of Vento Aureo*

[@1bautistadiaz452]

*perfect*

[@luisalonso959]

Yeah but he has golden experience Giorno doesn't care about how much he can be hurt during a fight.

[@rakkurin8023]

Holy Maccaroni and or giving Mista another golden experience

[@thanatoast]

Every time Giorno looses a hand

[@KingOfGaymes]

That’s the entire show

[@moofinmuffinz2505]

Fun fact: Jotaro’s first kiss is with the school nurse

[@meme__juice]

no its with his mommy when he gets his bedtime mwa mwa kiss

[@jotarouchiha5950]

And possibly his last too

[@Sara-cr8ut]

@@jotarouchiha5950 nahh he got married and has a daughter so I doubt it was his last

[@TheJotaroKujo]

Nice.

[@dandevano2191]

What no it was... it... damn you got me there

[@retardeda]

I like how the fan was about to bitch slap him so hard and he just keeps talking about its ability

[@neopolitanbaker3594]

Stupid pfp

[@saggybiscuit]

Flamingo hater u dont even have a pfp

[@amoki4640]

*Whole Steel Fan gets sent straight lodged in jotaros shoulder* Jotaro: 👁👄👁

[@-alwayswannadie]

👁👅👁

[@yosianderson4828]

•-•**

[@notflaz4420]

Nigga has truck tires for shoulders

[@Saint0999]

Amoki yo can someone tell me how EXACTLY jotaros leg got cut at the stairs ?

[@user-dg9eb4mc9t]

@@Saint0999 Hierophant green

[@iwritestupidcomments3660]

Sure he's being hurt physically, but have you guys asked him how he's feeling emotionally? Smh

[@mhug162]

Fried Chicken He said ‘Yare Yare Daze’

[@minx8043]

Smh

[@mrsgraceestores]

He has the big pee tea est dee

[@banishingwarden]

Smh my head, we need to rise up

[@theseushateclub]

ikr s m h

[@matthewhamilton2913]

3:27 Me when I don't like the tomato soup

[@richardpangaribuan1]

Underrated lmao😂

[@orience2225]

original... big pp

[@SunWukongYT]

😂

[@artisanmain]

My dude got the fuck beat out of him for not liking soup

[@user-ek7rv4tl3q]

Hahaha, epic meme

[@MeggyArts]

Jotaro is literally hurt at least 1 time per episode

[@Sydney0608]

Polnareff: Your chest is wide open! *stabs Jotaro’s pp instead of his chest*

[@luongphamvan1411]

Polnareff is such a trickster

[@pianogiovanna4854]

Maybe he is envious?

[@reknostarfox4690]

Cuz why the heck no?

[@neptuuna9107]

Yare yare

[@k41m4r]

Waaait... If his pp was sliced or something... Then how Jolyne was "created"?

[@TheTabascodragon]

i've never seen this show, but my initial impression is that it is simultaneously both the most amazing and ridiculous thing to ever exist.

[@MagnificantSasquatch]

One could even call it *_b i z a r r e_*

[@Apicfail1000]

you are correct.

[@OrgBrent]

TheTabascodragon yes

[@helloturkey1143]

You: 0:18

[@helloturkey1143]

@@user-rj8th9mr3s Nice copypasta

[@van_8]

No one: Kid with a pan: 0:14

[@matheus957]

Lmfao

[@M_ZS19]

Lmfao

[@freecandyman9605]

Star platinum with a pan:

[@elreytilin880]

3:22 Jotaro’s wasn’t even trying to hurt them, he was just protecting himself. What a nice man

[@TheDragonLindy]

I did all of this for you Mom.

[@mihribanyuca3100]

your the best (big fan)

[@illusoghiaccio]

Lol gay

[@peytonjunkin3984]

And that's why you'll always be best boy to me, Jotaro :)

[@yareyaredaze6059]

@@attarvovin "Tap"

[@BrainRotPatient]

@@cherrydonut2750 dude he did it like 7 times

[@themantis8815]

WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU makes you jotaro

[@freshpeanut4967]

This man could be hit with a 30 mile long asteroid and he’d get up and say “So who sent the asteroid?”

[@christopheryao3417]

6:15 Josuke: rips photo in half Jotaro: blows up (Part 6 Spoiler below)

[@margad0928]

So its the same type of stand as Dtar Platinum

[@red_cii5738]

Stone Ocean and Jotaro's death was teased lol.

[@1DeletedAccount]

@@red_cii5738 when

[@SsToRR]

Did he stayed alive?

[@1DeletedAccount]

@@SsToRR no

[@djsnopel9594]

Jotaro, Polnareff, and Kakyoin: *get shot by gasoline* Joseph: *lists them all by name* Anne: *inhuman screech* (2:19)

[@__655]

Lmao 😂

[@verusad1420]

2:24

[@ibby2655]

Lol im dying

[@Saint0999]

DJ Snopel yo can u tell me exactly how Jotaros leg got cut at the stairs scene? Like wut EXACTLY cut it?

[@ibby2655]

@@Saint0999 heirophant green im pretty sure

[@adamswing6115]

Stardust crusaders but every time anyone coughs up blood it speeds up x4

[@randysalazar4421]

I just finished stardust crusaders in 25 minutes

[@QuantumPineapple]

Everytime jotaro says yare yare, everytime Avdol dies, and everytime kaokoyin makes a milf reference the speed doubles

[@benjaminwertz2379]

@@QuantumPineapple Don't forget everytime someone speaks engrish

[@ykotz9776]

So thats how my friend finished SC in 67 mili seconds

[@2dguy434]

I just gained 18 years to my life from watching stardust crusader

[@mlgdoggo9990]

Jotaro: **almost gets leg cut off** Also Jotaro: n a n i ! ? Me watching: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "NANI" DONT YOU MEAN "ow" OR SOMETHING

[@ravrav6433]

jotaro: is literally burnt alive twice, has gotten countless wounds or cuts, and has endured beating which resulted in a big loss of blood, even beat up by his own stand also jotaro: perfectly fine next episode

[@dekudino2672]

I'm not sure Araki-sensei fully understands how blood works.

[@DekuStickGamer]

He gets it by part 5, but he is still trying to understand blood loss.

[@oconnor7664]

Noriaki Kakyoin ikr kakyoin jotaro gets fucking blown to da face and bleeding like hell how didn’t he die of blood loss

[@warped1589]

W... Is it not supposed to spray out of your body on injury??

[@tancredipaonessa6102]

To be a stand user you need exagerated amounts of blood

[@joshuawilliamson5885]

warped ? It’s just that they lose that much in every fight, keep in mind they fought like once a day

[@generalseal6948]

Remember back in part 3 when shoulder spans were as wide as the road

[@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850]

Three lane road.

[@soupmayo2529]

Hehehe... ROADA ROLLA DA

[@lam3638]

Jotaro: _gets hurt_ Blood: *Aight imma head out*

[@Gojira-ii4ru]

1:47 Man, that thing literally cut he nerves HOW JOTARO STAY CALM AFTER THAT

[@somerandomdude7417]

Jotaro in a nutshell gets head cut off, does nothing Gets a tiny scratch, screams in agony

[@itsyoureboy8759]

joseph: JOTARO!

[@domonkosrevay9423]

Lhm part 6

[@carloscarloscarloscarlos247]

but his head wouldn't be on his body anymore, so how would he be able to react?

[@belbin2538]

@@carloscarloscarloscarlos247 It's Jotaro xD

[@jasperc6101]

@@carloscarloscarloscarlos247 *"oh you thought this was my head?"*

[@micchonx21]

I like how you increased the volume in the "ROADA ROLLA" scene .

[@emperorsunnyshore9272]

Opportunistic Charizard lol

[@ObsidianEgg]

Lmao

[@kazukna]

my ears tho-

[@jarvisnguyen2311]

I was kinda sleepy during the vid and that scene wake me the fuck up

[@GM.Nobody]

I had earphones..

[@mrfishbag7838]

6:19 part 6 foreshadowing

[@leunamme969]

Owwww now that we think about it

[@CheeseYourself]

Me, when it's cold outside What It's Actually like: **puffs a bit of condensation** What It Feels like: 2:35

[@zettnx5937]

Jotaro be like *Wanna know how I got these scars?*

[@gormold4163]

But then he had no scars.

[@markboyle1843]

From a for- wait, thats narancia

[@markboyle1843]

@@gormold4163 "damnit josuke!"

[@HI-rj4yt]

Dio: no but I know how u got these!

[@zerodeaths4106]

I'M THE JOKER BABY

[@victikirby15]

Stone Ocean’s gonna get animated and this video’s length is gonna double

[@MadToxin2876]

Considering jotaro is unconscious for a third of the part, and altogether away for another third, it ain't gonna be much

[@AnUncreativeGuy]

Otso Närväinen -and dead for like another tenth-

[@KingOfGaymes]

That sounds delicious

[@crookbrother]

Anime and Games Fan come on don’t spoil it for anyone!

[@dextertoast764]

@@crookbrother its not like it matters it was going to be spoiled anyway

[@sandclover]

0:56...... You know, theres something so much more funny about Joseph nonchalantly saying shit.

[@notarealspy4090]

The doctor asks you how you're doing and they think you're fine but you're not really fine "I've had worse" - jotaro

[@lucaslaguyo1272]

0:44 How villagers see you give them your emeralds on a normal trade.

[@julietwatson4642]

Underrated

[@miguelvina7188]

Lmao hahah

[@Zero-tp1hq]

2:21 "JOTARO!POLNAREFF,KAKYOIN, EEEAAAAEAEAA"

[@theotherone7628]

Nice

[@jamescampbell2353]

That actually made me laugh.

[@Jean_.]

Sports

[@cringemachine1953]

Games

[@cloudkuris]

Sports Games

[@Klynamic]

Me at the beggining of the Video: Isn't this a Earrape Video? Me at 5:07: I'm outta of here.

[@antafire3792]

Possessed polnareff: your head is mine 4:18 Star Platinum: I think not 😂

[@risottonero4929]

how come a fan being embedded into his shoulder doesn't warrent a reaction while being punched into a window makes him cough up blood

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

A fan that later slaps him through a door... To which he still has minimal reaction.

[@wumbo6116]

Adrenaline

[@timewellspent8137]

He's afraid of glass. There is no evidence that disproves this.

[@herowin3825]

There are no trails for blood from shoulder to enter his throat Unlike window impact, which can damage throat, lungs or stomach

[@vladimir1928]

When i see your coment, i Was thinking i see this

[@kyge4040]

6:15 perfect transition

[@yahabibi2413]

Ayy Lmao Part 6 flashbacks

[@natetaylor966]

@@yahabibi2413 yikes

[@gab2876]

Ben Chapi Don’t remind me...

[@YurinovichDornburg]

I din’t notice that cut in the explosion is similar to part 6

[@Deatlod]

Ah yes the good old Brando Bloodline technique, face cutter

[@m4d1k83]

Jojo part 1and2:Hamon Healing Jojo part 4:Crazy diamond ability Jojo part 5:Golden experience ability Jojo part 6:F.F flesh wounds healing Jojo part3:Getting burned,Getting stabbed and cuted,Getting bones broken,Getting beat up many times,Getting flesh melt,Getting exploded,Getting body parts erased,Getting internal organs bleeding,Getting hair ripping off and farted in the face,Getting limbs cut off,Getting hole in a body,Getting erased,Getting blood sucked out dry,Getting smashed by road roller and many other ways of death Jotaro and squad: *Tis but a scratch!* Hospital:Am I joke to you?

[@randoviewer9363]

Star platinum's second ability : plot armour

[@josepoktovianus5866]

I mean like he did not name his stand star platinun for no reason

[@butteredsalmonella]

Jotaro is the type of person who bleeds because of everything, but is also the person who survived a ROAD ROLLA DA

[@neopolitanbaker3594]

Fuck your

[@neopolitanbaker3594]

Kid

[@butteredsalmonella]

@@neopolitanbaker3594 That edginess could really kill Jotaro y'know

[@WillWilliams420]

@@butteredsalmonella Hey, that's the vampire-succubus girl.

[@friendlyelites]

someone make a shooting stars video of jotaro getting the shit slapped out of him by that fan

[@flurbleman4486]

would watch that

[@neptix88]

"Remember!" *he only 17 years old* oh and remember to keep distance and wash your hands.

[@user-wl3zk6kj3q]

not anymore

[@_saymun]

Now he 30 brother

[@infinitehwd2103]

@@_saymun and dead

[@_saymun]

Infinite HwD he’s actually dead? How??

[@infinitehwd2103]

@@_saymun in part 6 he gets killed by a dude called enrico pucci

[@professionalb0at]

2:30 this is the only time Jotaro looks like he's in genuine agony during all of stardust crusaders

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Jotaro: *gets hurt Everyone: JOTARO!!!

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

0:21 When an artist decides to remove one of his OC's

[@nevembra9850]

*Me has a handful of characters* Ouch that hurt more than it should *-*

[@lemex27gamesnshit]

Bruh

[@bigchungus2759]

Out of 960 minutes worth of Anime Jotaro only gets hurt for 6

[@menacingthinker4322]

That's like 1/160 part of all stardust crusaders Edit: typo

[@mehmetenescetin2182]

@@menacingthinker4322 1/160

[@menacingthinker4322]

@@mehmetenescetin2182 yeah thanks for the correction

[@monkeyl-]

@@menacingthinker4322 that pfp tho 😂😂

[@abcdefg2591]

He gets hurt a lot more by DIO though

[@josephhigashikata1778]

These JoJo characters have the highest pain tolerance, you could melt their entire leg and they would just cough blood and not a single scream all you will hear is: ugghhh!

[@an0N1M921]

0:46 that time when the emerald splash was effective

[@EnemyWasp]

5:01 He survives and becomes a Marine Biologist. Alright.

[@jababokolishvili4171]

Benington actually, Jotaro had put some thick-ass books under his jacket and hat so they took most of the damage. The blood (yes, it is much but so is it always in jojo and in anime generally) from his forehead could have been the result of just the tip of the knife cutting him a bit. I'm pretty sure his brain was left unharmed.

[@Daniel-kx3zz]

"survives" ejem...

[@Kazuhira2249]

Dio couldnt see what was hair and what was hat so he missed

[@dragonheart1236]

"The story of how i nearly died to a vampire and his yellow submariner, survived, and got my masters in Marine biology"

[@WhydTheyChangeOurNames]

Marine Biologist by day, Stand hunter whenever the fuck he feels like it and when he isnt a vegetable

[@notzaipor7278]

Jotaro: *gets toasted* Also jotaro: *comes back 10 seconds later*

[@guestlikesmemes]

*and for some reason he coughs up blood*

[@doomslayerobama]

Lets remember the only person Kakyoin's Emerald Splash really hit was Jotaro *except for when it was deflected*

[@seed2520]

4:56 In this scene, the ova is funnier than this one.

[@aheghaugheggeyahg]

He just casually falls from the sky

[@MuuShuwuu]

Hello I'm jotaro Kujo and welcome to jackass

[@Kazuhira2249]

Dem_Eyes 5:36

[@haydenfisher1387]

Genuine reminder that he’s my age and can get hurt like a regular human being

[@truly-oni3945]

If you call being able to take a fan propeller directly in the shoulder and not flinch regular what are you? Are we also gonna ignore Jotaro had multiple broken bones ,stab wounds, probably a concussion, ptsd, and a ( Minor ) gunshot wound (even if the bullet didn't Pierce it probably did a lot of damage from the shock itself) after his fight with Dio, he gets in a plane with no casts or anything and rides home all in one day. What I mean to say is Jotaro is WAAAAY more durable than a regular human should be.

[@isabellejoestar2455]

Remember that Hamon kinda has healing properties. Those bones could have probably been healed by Joseph.

[@truly-oni3945]

@@isabellejoestar2455 yes but he still had to tank all of that before reviving Joseph. During that time he should have died from blood loss or blunt force trauma.

[@isabellejoestar2455]

Jotaro is clearly more durable than the average adult, he's already famous for never losing a fight (even before he got his stand), toying and destroying his opponents, claiming most of them were still in the hospitals. 4 broken bones don't seem like a lot to endure for 10 minutes.

[@truly-oni3945]

@@isabellejoestar2455surviving 10 minutes with 4 broken bones while a bloodlusted vampire with superpowers is trying to kill you seems like a lot. Keep in mind the guy was walking around using everything as if it wasn't fractured let's not even mention Jotaro was probably bleeding a lot from those knifles, being thrown through fucking buildings, and was dropped from a pretty high distance in the air and then having a road roller dropped on him and barely escaping. And then walking all of that shit off like nothing happened. What I mean to say is his fight with DIO should have left him crippled or in critical condition if he survived.

[@termina_3007]

He litarally pass everything to save his mom.

[@objectifymutahar1869]

Everybody when jotaro gets hurt: Jotaro! My friends and family when I get hurt: just walking it off you wimp. I lied I have no family or friends

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

*O U C H I E*

[@quantumblauthor7300]

W H Y A R E *Y O U* H E R E ?

[@fadedgames1]

oof

[@KingOfGaymes]

C O U C H I E

[@unlimitedduckgamer]

0:46 the ONLY time the Emerald Splash wasnt deflected

[@Notvisibletoanyone56]

The clock

[@Kutchy7765]

No one can just not deflect the emerald splash!

[@ohok7935]

RIP me boy tho

[@valeskastigger4775]

Sunrise Is a Show ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[@gmgunnhildr2711]

Naw, he deflected it

[@lebred4285]

Giorno: *golden* experience Jotaro:Star *Platinum* Josuke:crazy *Diamond* Its obvious, isn't it?

[@cherryboi2386]

Y e s i n d e e d

[@shinariXD]

Aight we got a stand that has golden in it a stand that has platinum in it and a stand that has diamond in it

[@loloshua]

It's crazy diamond

[@lebred4285]

@@loloshua Its english, sorry

[@dryguy9347]

Experience Star Crazy

[@miso3454]

Y’all saying how is he alive after all this. Don’t forget a gay priest just said I’m about to end this mans career

[@Tafsir.]

Fun fact : nobody is actually talking about how he survived after all of this Edit : 1 person is talking about it

[@dragonknight1560]

And people say Jotaro has no emotions. Pain just happens to be his worst emotion.

[@ascenderre]

Giorno has no emotions

[@layhia7471]

DIO: ROOODOOOO ROODAARAAA Jotaro: *Gasps in high volume*

[@tailedgates9]

There aren't many animes I can think of that makes gasping sounds THIS intense. lol

[@nuibaba280]

lmao

[@jmnss]

Hamon

[@ThinderGold]

YES

[@jotarokujo4048]

NANI

[@RealMiloNoJoke]

3:37 i love when SP is curious at the start when jotaro is curled up with the chain and SP saves jotaro and then smiles, that makes me happ

[@minx8043]

I love the logic in this show

[@artyalchubs]

2:30 when you're too edgy to scream like a normal person.

[@gab2876]

*groans in unbearable pain*

[@diobrando2649]

I think it’s more constipation

[@codegenesis34]

*AAEuuuuUuUuGHh* No need to thank me.

[@banishingwarden]

@@codegenesis34 IM IN TEARS

[@magauntu6837]

It’d be weird seeing jotaro doing a hog pitch scream

[@SONIC48866]

Damn, Jotaro is going to have a splitting headache by the end of Stone Ocean.

[@gabrielcorrea9067]

SONIC48866 You didn't...

[@TheDragonLindy]

You bitch

[@loafofbread9400]

@@fridaynight9405 he dead

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

@@fridaynight9405 he dies

[@mechaman5000]

@@fridaynight9405 when the universe resets

[@latrellwilson5182]

6:15 i love how josuke is ripping the paper while jotaro is also getting ripped and then it shows jotaro blowing up

[@bruabbatrash8917]

now i'm going to count all the scars jotaro gets.

[@cezlock8209]

there's nothing a band-aid can't fix

[@NG_v1]

GugulynnPenguin except the donut that is kakyoin

[@hithere5553]

adarsh28 I mean, it probably could if it got applied fast enough

[@TheDragonLindy]

adarsh28 That'd be one big-ass bandaid

[@NG_v1]

Jotaro Kujo why worry when you have German science? *SEKAI ICHI!!!*

[@diegohernandez-trujillo6633]

GugulynnPenguin that’s duct tape

[@beaussanova2775]

you had to earrape the road roller

[@Cute_Deth]

0:15 *coconut bonk sound*

[@jonathanhall3640]

He sure heals quickly imagine how different stardust crusaders would be if injuries healed in real time

[@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362]

you missed my favorite part of jotaro getting hurt

[@forgetfulstranger]

father forgive me

[@spicywater1424]

this comment was made in Heaven

[@vitoromano6701]

Giorno Giovanna Muda!

[@kingkay14]

Father Pucci - Made in Heaven screw you pucci 😢

[@taika4865]

Father Pucci - Made in Heaven who the fuck are you, my child

[@nifer32gaming30]

6:16 Josuke: *breaks a jotaro pic* Jotaro: *rips apart and fucking blows up*

[@10subscriberswithoutvideoc81]

Did Jotaro die?

[@emeraldz6744]

@@10subscriberswithoutvideoc81 well not in part 4

[@boredrm1132]

@@emeraldz6744 you could have just said not in part 4

[@emeraldz6744]

@@boredrm1132 Ok I'll change it

[@boredrm1132]

@@emeraldz6744 thank you for not getting salty about it

[@Generah]

Alternate Title: People saying "Jotaro" for 6 minutes

[@biohazard2973]

Seeing jotaro saying “ow” on fire is something to be sad about

[@DarthWafflez]

Can't wait for "every single time giorno gets hurt"

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

Thats going to be like 1 minute. Maybe less.

[@toedpens4954]

DarthWafflez No he gets fucked hardcore

[@lukelblitz3627]

considering how little he does,that video could be uploaded to vine if that site still existed

[@MM-fj4py]

DarthWafflez you should be waiting for ever time Johnny screams

[@Gweniepoo776]

every time bruno or guido gets hurt

[@amonkey4707]

0:13 *_B O N K_*

[@zeropp3012]

LMAO

[@YurinovichDornburg]

Boi i can’t breathe

[@Deatlod]

Now that us funni

[@demovak1737]

I’m so emotional that I cried when I saw pollnareff all weak and and broken. 😭

[@2h1t5uczzk]

0:00 the video starts

[@vik8325]

Thanks man

[@ThatLoserJay]

Thanks

[@ronaldomoura1932]

Thanks

[@insertedgycoolname6884]

5:06 earrape starts