Every time my show ends.... | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

Happens whenever I'm clocking out.
Tour Dates:
April 12: Boston
April; 19: Nashville
April 20: Orlando
April 26: Augusta
April 27: Chattanooga
May 3: Portland
May 4: Sacramento
May 10: Louisville
May 11: Huntsville
May 17: St Louis
May 18: Cincinnati
June 1: Bloomington IN
June 7: Jacksonville
June 8: Tampa
June 14: Greensboro
June 15: Columbia SC
June 28: Oakland
June 29: San Diego
Check out tour dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

[@akumaisreal2090]

"What if you was getting off work..." lmao everyone knew immediately where that was going

[@stacistatic]

And we all felt it like…my bad. lol

[@swiff323]

On God I'm in the car soon I heard that I'm like sheeeeeeeiiiiiiittttt I wish my boss would 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dyquanspeaks]

Ali is the goat man. Beautiful way to end the show interacting with the crowd and spinning that boss joke in there 😂 nice lil cherry on top. That’s really how we be feeling tho, this man our uncle fr. Master at his craft

[@nathanelliott7897]

Ali put that 💩in perspective 😂😂😂 Aaawww my ass! I gotsta go home 😂

[@AWholeVibe96]

😭😂😂💯

[@brandykelly1751]

😂😂😂

[@k.jackson6837]

I dig a spit take 😂

[@tapeters5]

They can "awwwww" me I'm still throwing up the deuces ✌🏾 as Im heading toward the door.

[@natashajohnoson2286]

😂😂😂

[@user-uo5ck8mn3x]

ALL HE HAD TO SAY WAS WHAT IF YOU WAS GETTING OFF WORK....UNDERSTOOD, ENJOY YOUR NIGHT😂😂😂

[@timworkman2017]

Y’all have to see him in person. Best story teller I’ve ever heard. I laughed so much my face was hurting 😂

[@annishabell6488]

I'm seeing him this month!! So excited

[@malstarrainbow]

My face hurts watching him on YT - I don’t know how I’d act in person 😂

[@KANDIERO2]

Seen him lately in Nashville. The best!

[@TabethaAurochs]

❤ how the whole crowd said "Awww" when says, "you walking out, and your boss sees you..."

[@DarrenCallahan-jl1th]

The New King of Comedy

[@frankpennachio2901]

Ali is the best comedic storyteller I've ever heard.

[@pamdortch8704]

I swear, if he ever comes back to Chicago, I’m going if I have to go by myself!!

[@glowormmcgee4924]

Same if he comes back to Indy....just had surgery last time he was here waiting on him to come back

[@lisaclingingtochrist5295]

That's because you are so good, they had a wonderful time, and they enjoyed themselves immensely!!!!

[@PapiGrande1]

“What if you was getting off work…” bruh still tapped into real life. That’s what’s up

[@carlettawebster4284]

He said he's done what he came to do. Now Good tf Night! 😂😂😂😂

[@nitafaye8295]

Exactly!!! LOL I love him so much tho… he has that kinda energy that u don’t wanna see him go!!!! 😩😩

[@carlettawebster4284]

@nitafaye8295 I absolutely agree, he's amazing.

[@saundraranel1729]

That was the most hilarious way to end the show 😂😂😂

[@hotboy1002]

This man is a legend and has some really powerful stories that have impacted my life outside of his comedy...really great brother

[@earljohnson7576]

Tha funniest dude in America. No disrespect Dave C

[@a.m.m.4592]

"What if you was getting off work." That is a good as point.

[@VidaFBaby1]

We love you Ali, an hour or 2 of your time ain't enough 😂

[@katrinkalittle8405]

Hey. I'm kicking rocks!!! Don't get behind my car. You'll be sing Safelite repair. Safelite replace 😂😂😂😂

[@micklexl1715]

😂😂😂😂😂 Man you can listen to Ali all day.

[@yvettemckinzie9082]

Jill Scott just had this argument at her concert recently!

[@tiombea]

I would want some more hours with you too!! ❤ Thank you for the laughs. I love you mostly because you helped me laugh through the pregnancies and postpartum

[@bscott2998]

I hate it when bring his show to an end! The vibe of his show is like talking to one of your smart cousins and you hate to see them go❤

[@user-hm6kz3zd6v]

This how much they love ALI .WITH ALI YOU DON'T Want it end . Just so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Weunpackinson]

That was all of us at The Funny Bone Columbus Ohio 😊

[@trayodom6344]

He owe them 3-7 more hours😂😂😂

[@francesjohnson4443]

😂😂😂... you are a good time.

[@kiddoblack6700]

One of the best😂😂 this dude doesn't miss

[@cherylharmon231]

This is just a quick reminder that we have love for you and your family to ever one of the people who have come to sit down and spend some time with you 💚🥰💚💯💚Sir💚💯🔥💚❣️❣️

[@mssjackson9992]

Awwwwh..thank you for sharing your gift!!😊

[@Amazon-240]

Its the voice for me.❤

[@brandykelly1751]

He ain't lying but I could hear him all night 😂😂

[@jennycadot3635]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 You are so right Ali!😁

[@KINGSAFEMUSIC]

He referred to his fans as boss…. Love it

[@rorenee5245]

His humor 😂 His voice 💕

[@SleepyCheetah-mv6ql]

Every one take a bow for the new king of comedy

[@CASHABILLION]

My boss says awww when I’m leavin she love me 😂😂😂

[@JakeSpoon214]

Hilarious, I thought it was more like aww, we had a good time with you too 😂

[@TonyaJones0788]

Awwwwwww! 😂

[@user-bq3mu1ow1v]

When it's time to get off work,I broke the speed limit,my favorite time of the day

[@G2jetfly]

That’s the realest😂😂😂😂😂

[@roxiepayton5864]

😂😂😂😂 I'm hollin!!!!

[@jamesdelong6401]

😂😂😂. 👌. Good one.

[@nikkitek39]

Thanks!

[@TMac1963.]

What can we Say! You are Therapeutic 😂

[@natashafavors9909]

My residents do that when im about to leave 😂😂😂

[@j_beezy1]

TOO FUNNY!! 😂😂😂

[@michellehicks4543]

I can't wait to see him in person!!! lol

[@corderomckinney560]

The fact that that was on the spot😂😂😂

[@Omisade-kr7re]

We love you Ali❤

[@awilborn100]

I hope I get to experience one of your shows. I seem to have missed you on the 5th 😢.

[@ronbertguy]

If one of my coworkers didn't want me to leave yet (say they needed help or we were having a good conversation at the end of the day), I would stick around to help out or continue that conversation. It may be the only positive interaction they have that day, or the only help they are offered. Granted, I am not saying your position is the same as mine, I just thought I should mention to someone reading the comments that it is worth those extra few minutes when you can spare them.

[@daniellegreer7135]

You’re loved and they were sad…I need to come to a live show to get the true experience 😊

[@Deem_The1]

😂😂😂 I been up here a hour and 37 minutes

[@dianapatterson4657]

This dude funny as hell. Katt can tell the truth AND be wrong. Not everything he says is true. 3000 books an hour. 😂😂😂😂

[@whatsittoyou5801]

When your loved your loved 🎉😢. Awwhhhh❤❤. Yes Ali.. your awesome 😅

[@waynewhite2766]

An hour!! Ninja ,.. I worked overtime three weeks to have this night!

[@lyricb.lyriclyspeaking2742]

Imma start doin that at work. "You leaving? Aww!" 😢

[@user-ie9cn9tr1l]

My Brother tell it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mossbergblack]

Happen all the time at the part store😅

[@ladylioness4065]

You're loved Ali😂❤😂❤

[@oraredding1908]

He really mean it too. 🤧

[@glendalovett9437]

❤ him😅

[@kellison1838]

I'll stay as long as it counts as overtime

[@nitahenderson66]

❤ Very funny comedian

[@shircarson2160]

The RATIONALE of it ALL!😅😮

[@SleepyCheetah-mv6ql]

I have actually had that happen to me before when I was a cashier in a grocery store

[@gailholloway7112]

😂😂😂

[@fanettedurogene9024]

😂😂❤❤❤😅😅😅 omg this is so funny 😅

[@antwoneward5523]

😂😂😂🤣 Gold

[@shannonlewis3214]

😂

[@chandamccullum5591]

He got that money body. Go head Ali

[@user-gm3kf9qj6o]

Yes been there. Co workee said Damn!! You leaving me with all these lazy mfers. I just laugh and say youll be off b4 you know it

[@tamikahayden2947]

Ahhh😂

[@oniciamuller]

Awww😅

[@user-ml4eb6ib6d]

❤❤❤❤🦁👑💯

[@yungfella666]

I was leaving work the other day and the cute Mexican girl sounded sad I was leaving and I woulda worked another hour for her lol

[@bishopblack1477]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@IfafimobeFayemi-bk9xv]

❤😂

[@ccook5108]

She probably felt like she just got there and realized it was over already

[@sharonmincey1906]

When you coming to the ATLANTA

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

was just there Friday night

[@nuyuwisdomhomeschoolkids]

Facts!!! Lolololol😂

[@theodoreharris993]

AAAWWWW ✌️

[@Slugga8789]

😂😂❤

[@deelawson34]

😂🎭🌠🎁

[@mrkindarude1818]

LOLLOL

[@yunglogic7371]

Ali getting alittle chunky 😂😂

[@plansandpens8844]

He is touring and probably not able to eat as healthy as I'm sure he would like.

[@419sweets]

Sir, work is not entertaining like your show 😂😂😂

[@AshleySeawright]

😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@themelting9696]

If I only had to work an hour and 7 minutes to equal my 8-9 hours shift and my boss asked me to do one last quick task... that's an easy yes. 😂😂 Still love this guy...." No homo" Do people even say that anymore?? I'm old 😂😂

[@rodhipps6378]

So good i see why kat didnt want the competiton

[@angeliquesoul6719]

😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@natalieedwards_0415]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@khemoceanfunkmotion403]

😂❤😅

[@bobbydixon2233]

😅😅😅😅

[@brendagrayson2238]

🤩🤩 👁️♥️U 🤩🤩

[@raymondperales1085]

🤣🫶🏾Touché

[@tabiacoulibaly8130]

GettiN a little worried about you 'Monster Lady Bug Man' your tummy is gettin too big❤

[@SleepyCheetah-mv6ql]

Katt who

[@SleepyCheetah-mv6ql]

Steve Harvey what