Ali Siddiq - Prison Riot - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@standup]

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[@debrarobinson4249]

'll ppp 'l

[@tommydriver4926]

Pp0]p

[@wcw7813]

Have you seen Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans It’s hilarious! 🔪

[@kristenboyer4003]

@@debrarobinson4249 là

[@mattikarosenthal3298]

Wow, tell that to the kids in elementary school in Los Angeles, because they are all friends until they get to the seventh grade.

[@rhino3784]

This dude is a seriously gifted storyteller. I hope his career takes off.

[@jamesbrown9057]

He's been famous forever

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

BADAZZTHANG and fame doesn't equal success

[@scorsberg1869]

He deserves more popularity than he currently enjoys. Let's help him take off!!

[@beautifulsurprise9424]

I hope so too. I met Ali in college years ago after he was released from prison. He was older than al of us because he has been in prison and was trying to turn his life around. Very funny guy and very nice considering what he had been through. He was just starting out in comedy so I am so glad to see him still at it.

[@Rikisolo1]

Yeah man

[@billymartin6646]

I will just say this.... This is real life when you locked up. This is really how it goes down. I commend him for telling an honest story in such a compelling manor.

[@SENCE302]

Billy Martin in Cali and out west yeah

[@Chriswiththenews]

Damn so Mexican really racist asf

[@AngelAdrian563]

@@Chriswiththenews it's not really a race thing, its more of a gang thing, most Mexicans in jail locked up on the west or south are narcos.

[@bobbisue313]

@@Chriswiththenews actually Mexicans are really racist even towards other Mexicans or Hispanics. My baby daddy and husband are both Mexican. They be really racist towards each other but at the same time they stay tight with their people. They mostly hating on other Mexicans from jealously, but they always stick together. If that makes sense.

[@noahlowery1967]

Billy Martin the only thing I can’t fully get over is the fact that CC had plenty of knives other than the personal one he was making, so why didn’t he just get one of those?

[@Lamyafaith00]

I kept seeing people saying “Mexican got on boots” on other videos, I was so confused so I’m glad I finally found this video.

[@alystee1]

Yea

[@cecilia3313]

Same, I was like, this a new meme I haven't seen yet?

[@LocDeMty]

Probably how Ali felt aswell🤣

[@kambindahantoka9610]

Me too😂

[@20luvdunbar09]

I was confused also..don't feel bad😔😔😂😂😂

[@ellardkurvin1459]

damn so that's why Dora rocks with Boots. He's her muscle.

[@artisticagi]

Underrated comment 😂😂😭😭😭

[@tmcjetlife4952]

W 😂😂😂

[@ItsJust1AJ]

Weak aff😭😭😭😭

[@trendgil]

Them guatemala chicks really love Mexican banana.

[@ursanotsomajor]

da Explora got her own Boots

[@blacktimbs8354]

Its unbelievable how many times i come back to this video and listen to the story as if it’s the first time i’m hearing it

[@erniesimms7425]

Second time here

[@zamombhele9777]

Broh

[@joshuaquanstrom370]

100%

[@patriciabusch4599]

Same. Keep coming back to this one and the "Mitchell" video.

[@SirWallaceCobblePot]

Because it’s like a family member telling you a funny story that just makes you crack Everytime

[@Dakarimadison]

Moral of the story always have four bags of coffee on you

[@cajequartz1646]

Dakari Madison A1

[@dplaya746]

Not really cuse his knife was gone already he had sold it.

[@brucesweatmaniii6030]

AND A CASE OF TOP RAMEIN!! A PACK OF IT WORTH 25 CENT N PRISON THE WHOLE BOX TEN DOLLARS, MADE THERE OWN MONEY SYSTEM.

[@2blacky2real60]

@@brucesweatmaniii6030 in AZ their 65cent each

[@RW-dc9kt]

😂😂😂😂

[@koolit6]

Yo this dude went on a prision quest 😭

[@JohnSmith-qn3ob]

He should have taken more side quests to level up before the riot

[@HazmaFire]

Some of the side quests required a personal weapon tho

[@searobby9604]

This whole thread has me dying laughing!

[@raheemjenkins7052]

@@JohnSmith-qn3ob But what if it's scaled to his level? Mexicans got on Enchanted boots?

[@fftere]

@@raheemjenkins7052 They need a new patch real quick, tutorial improvements and shit

[@TJDious]

"You gotta find a guy named Cici" RPG sidequest in prison

[@-norsecode-]

😂

[@indigoldbeatz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FAMc81]

Bro failed the side quest 😂

[@boskar10]

Dawg 😂😂😂

[@deseanashby]

"Mexican got on boots" should be the new code red

[@AmberAmbwee]

Peanut Butter Papa 😂😂😂 omg. This is so true 2 years later. Look at trump.

[@mrsbomsta]

lmao

[@bobikmal9667]

Just imagine President's secretary storm into the oval office, look at president dead in his eyes and yell "sir, mexican got on boots"

[@AKNeal81]

Man i dunno, Pepsi is a pretty big company to put out a slogan like that in this day n age. That being said if they sell it hard with a Black Sabbath cover this could be a great gaming drink for the Mt. Dew franchise

[@levonshay14]

Peanut Butter Papa I know I’m 2-3 years late! But I been thinking bout the Same thing since I seen this! Lbvfs 💀😂🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️ “ cause mexicans, got on boots!” 🔪 🥾

[@The_Musassin]

This would be a good episode on Boondocks

[@nootnootpengui8015]

Omg yes, a shame Sony bought it and ruined the show. Oh well

[@sekwanelesekwa3882]

No cap

[@SkullsAndSugar]

It would!

[@ahmedfiasco6412]

fr we need a new season

[@1boxingfan944]

Great minds think alike 👆

[@Ayplus]

Lol that was a hilarious story. He has good story-telling skills. Kept the suspense for 10+minutes.

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Thank you man! Just think how long I was in suspense though. Whispering Mexicans got on boots. I tell a more stories on my last CD. Check it out on iTunes or through my Facebook promotion. You just like the video. Share the video. And inbox your email and I will give the first 100 people a free download.

[@ajnode]

Ali Siddiq You're fucking hilarious Ali!

[@TheBlkzenki]

Ali Siddiq you are hilarious man definitely going to be checking out your work!

[@hancholito4478]

Ali Siddiq You have a real talent for storytelling and timing. man. true skills.

[@FreestyleFonda]

ajnode Stop.

[@adnantajic9234]

“I got cut by a Mexican who didn’t even have on boots” So the Mexican that cut him was new too, he didn’t have boots and Ali didn’t have a knife. 😂

[@esmirami351]

😂

[@asheetuglasse]

😂😂😂😂

[@bettymonroe4226]

Lol😅😆😆

[@mr.lostrythm7876]

I didn't even realize that until you say something about it

[@ricaivory6571]

I'm fucking dead man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@27STS]

They need to turn these into an animated series. Especially this one.

[@ohbitch94]

I can see that now, it'd be pretty cool

[@GrantPatN]

But...it's on video

[@27STS]

PickeKid Animated like a cartoon. That way you can reenact the story as he is telling it. Would be really funny.

[@354allday]

Well ya late wit that Comedy Central had a show like that called Shorties Watching Shorties

[@sdry]

yeah and remove that shit from this show.

[@racciacrack7579]

Bruh this just solidified my want to never go to prison.

[@mrhackerman1595]

This solidified my want to get into prison.

[@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen]

Mr hacker man XD Same, I want to at least visit a prison for a week or smth

[@JeffWarren47]

@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen]

Jeff Warren Are you a bot?

[@89tin]

@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen did you find out if he was a bot

[@stevenporter7065]

I forgot this was a comedy bit and kinda got invested in the story

[@jadujen]

This shit is real life- you know how much 2/3 whole bags of coffee mean in there? lol, esp when you can't get more $ on your books Or being surrounded by cement, & guards who don't give a f*ck when shit goes down. At least in women's gp, though some will self-segregate, you can show respect for all, or not play by race~ & people will see it, respect and take cues... I can't stand race/clique shit.

[@sikoo31]

That's the beauty of this show, you either get hilarity or a great story

[@xoxoevol8682]

Right !!!!

[@spanklocpimpn7517]

Its the truth. I was a CO hes not lie'n at all

[@Akuzhir]

This actually happened to him.

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

prison culture is honestly like another other planet

[@genaroneris8698]

Especially in California

[@repentANDobey]

And ny ur right! That's why it's better to not call or write just do ur time and worry abt shit when u get out...I did it and 2yrs later decided I didn't wanna leave

[@steviesosa5617]

@@repentANDobey You didn't want to leave prison? What about your loved ones, you recommend 0 communication? (Unless you don't have any loved ones around)

[@slimmyhendrix94]

Even county is man. Shit is lameee and sucks never been to joint but I been to county several times an yea its wack as fuck

[@melaninwarfare6472]

It definitely is I did 5 years and I can tell you it’s like animal kingdom with nothing but testosterone

[@SIRA063]

That story is absolutely terrifying. It is sad someone has to go through that. No wonder a kid goes in for 10 years or longer getting caught smoking weed, and comes out as Tony Montana.

[@Holy_hand-grenade]

SIRA063 literally no one goes to jail for 10 years for smoking weed. Wtf are you talking about.

[@para-modic7974]

Holy_Hand_Grenade-of-Antioch Dude three strike laws have sent people to jail with life sentences.

[@plasma_hound1199]

He is nowhere near tony Montana lol

[@timz3419]

He wasn't caught doing drugs, he was caught selling drugs.

[@rickyray2794]

Nobody goes to prison for 10 years for weed, especially smoking it. Doesn't happen these days.

[@Allagi22]

I've heard comics spin crazy true stories into comedy....this has to take the cake. That's fucking crazy. Couldn't make that up.

[@velvetrose7729]

Most people don't believe it.....but......REALITY is stranger than fiction!!!!

[@abdulazizyalahow3238]

ahepperl I agree with you cause this guy is honest lol

[@AaqibAshraf]

Take the cake... Where? To the bakery.....?

[@illuminous360]

ahepperl most history taught in schools is made up, well at least here

[@darnellharris2886]

Whats crazy about it depends where it was deff tru Folsom Quentin Rikers island anyone of them shit goes down

[@UltimateDorito]

This was fascinating and horrifying. I cannot imagine just having to adjust to that culture every day for however long you are in there. Scary shit. PTSD guaranteed.

[@jonathanchampagne7683]

That's why I'm all fucked up.

[@Kinobambino]

@@jonathanchampagne7683 ❤

[@jonathanchampagne7683]

@Mndkiller08 There are many people who have been falsely accused and wrongfully convicted. It could happen to you. Your lack of punctuation suggests to me that you will not have an open mind to this new perspective, because you are too smart to listen to anyone who isn't an expert like yourself. Am I right? That is up to you.

[@RaizanMedia]

@@jonathanchampagne7683 The sheer amount of people who have been wrongly convicted is negligible when compared to people who actually committed crimes and where put into prison

[@jonathanchampagne7683]

@@RaizanMedia Not everyone in prison is a terrible person. Maybe you sold weed to try to make some money to save the family farm. Maybe you punched a guy defending your wife and he fell over and hit his head on the ground. There is a gray area. The road to hell is often paved with good intentions.

[@A.C.71]

ce ce got so pissed after this aired ..his weapon business just got shut down lol

[@moniquecooper8185]

For real

[@georgechristian3356]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rainbow3649]

Hahaha Hahahaha

[@27STS]

Still one of the best stories of all the seasons.

[@frenchmontana961]

ceebee27sts What? This shit wasn't funny. These white people are just laughing because they're scared of this dude.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

French Montana Um... As a white guy, I'm just laughing cause it's funny. Didn't notice him giving off a hostile vibe at all. Maybe you're just afraid of convicts, or black dudes?

[@frenchmontana961]

William Cortelyou If you weren't sheltered, maybe you'd realize this story is pretty tame.

[@gorrillawarfair]

French Montana so is the story tame or are the white people scared of him? it can't be both. it's also one of the most viewed videos in this series.

[@sdry]

Absolutely. Never heard of of this guy before but his story and delivery is just amazing.

[@markfee8225]

It's so true I was in for 5 year's and had a similar experience.. Great job or taking something that could have been traumatized and transforming it into positive energy

[@jerryharris8049]

Ain't nothing positive about getting shanked on your 1st day of prison! Yo

[@gage6082]

Jerry Harris hey never said it was, you need to strengthen your reading comprehension

[@JeffWarren47]

@@gage6082 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Yuki_fan1]

Why you did 5 years ?

[@ikewilson7336]

That punchline at the end. "I got cut down my side by a Mexican who didn't even have on boots." I was dead :)

[@wotabottle]

Not a punchline though. Real shit.

[@taylordums5590]

He was out there without a knife and only left with rock and lean which didn’t help cause the Mexican didn’t have on boots

[@Cmoney860]

Ike Wilson before you 'was dead' , YOU was on "fleek" huh.......??

[@danielbrown1724]

Ike Wilson why tf you gotta spoil it for the people who are mid-watch for the first time? Can’t stand wankers like you 😐

[@_ralph9524]

This is so fucking stupid stop quoting the video please

[@loganbrown3565]

The stories my dad told me about prison are horrifying. Ali's ability to turn it into comedy is amazing.

[@VETERANMASTER]

Lemons into lemonade.

[@Zyryne1]

Comedy helps heal trauma. 😊❤

[@eddyrajan3523]

when you see the Mexican soccer team wearing boots on the field Nigerian Team: Ah shit here we go again

[@davidedos9031]

Facts😂

[@alexalvarenga3482]

Nah, man. We both gotta save all our shanks for European soccer teams. You know those motherfuckers got racist stans just waiting to jump both our motherfucking asses soon as get out the gate.

[@InnaVitamina777]

Lmao

[@InnaVitamina777]

@@alexalvarenga3482 it's a good thing Team Mexico isn't good...lol jp

[@The_Musassin]

I"m Nigerian and that's fucking hiliarious.....SuperEagles...sighhhh

[@ItsJoKeZ]

"I see Cece." kills me everytime.

[@ahthatgirlahthatgirl5687]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JeffWarren47]

@@ahthatgirlahthatgirl5687 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@Narcio215]

😂😂😂🙉💯💯

[@Outistichna]

@@JeffWarren47 Best of luck to you, sir, just work hard and hang in there!

[@shawneemitchell8296]

Lls nah 4real I laughed harder @ that then anything else😂 not that the whole set wasn't funny

[@dickdiggler3234]

Being able to take something this dark and this real and make it this funny is God-given talent

[@eremundead6321]

the part where he realized he'd have to "stick with his own race" and knew his mexican friend would probably stab him made me sad. it's fucked up what we make people choose to do to each other.

[@nativeb.9718]

Same

[@g4meboy13]

Shiiiiiiiet I'd do it I don't know if he'd do it to me. I'd be hyperviolent in prison hopefully they toss me in solitary confinement.

[@jahmersa9700]

It’s all apart of the system, I could on more but... it’s all created

[@12OunceProphet]

@@g4meboy13 you would not wanna be in Solitary bro , i was in solitary and it gets OLD fast ! 23 hour lock down , you only get let out for hair cut and for shower and to maybe do rec in a small cage once in a while. Not fun !

[@blm1256]

Look up Prison Stories - Gassing A CO 😂 💩

[@marsnichols4431]

“You pretty calm about a riot”😂😂🤣🤣

[@OutlawOfTexas]

The part where cece calls him “New ass muthafucka” 💀

[@Narcio215]

😆😆😆💯

[@lethal5flow679]

​@@Narcio215But why was he calm? Was it was because he was old and they don't get involved, or is it because "its a riot, it's expected, what can u do?" type of thing?

[@Mercenary-1914]

Mans been in prison so long. He is prepared and accepted that "it is what it is"

[@enima8055]

" Does the riot happen in here" ...... DEAD!

[@arognt87]

Eni ma for reals 😂

[@CartmanMorisato]

😁

[@aaronqualls606]

Eni ma laughing so hard

[@topsam2256]

Until a moment like that happens ...you don't even know the mixture of jokingly serious it is

[@whatwasit3826]

SUPER DEEEEAD

[@toobasaurus23]

Everybody laughing but this would be terrifying.

[@oliviarodrigues2323]

Tragic comedy. That's why it is genius.

[@ntactime_w3488]

Mexican got on boots

[@oliviarodrigues2323]

@@ntactime_w3488 Now I'm supposed to figure out what I'm supposed to do now... SO funny

[@xgbaxlittleone9412]

I just came back after 2 years in the state. It was a relief when I EOSD

[@ssanaheim135]

PTSD AINT ONLY FOR PEOPLE THAT BEEN IN WAR OVER SEAS... ALOT OF THAT BEEN IN THE SYSTEM HAVE IT

[@chrishernandez4671]

A coworker of mine was locked up in TDC for murder. He told me that Mexican got on boots is serious. He said if 5 or more Mexican had on boots they would lock them down. He as well got stabbed and stabbed some one. Crazy shit but he survived

[@theeartofshred4076]

Damm, I’m in California so I know how the Mexican mafia operates in prison.... that’s why I stay out of trouble

[@123paschal]

But why specifically black ppl?

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

holy fuckkk

[@SongofaBeach2012]

Dam thas crazy

[@musoehcr]

@@123paschal because it stems back to decades of rivalry and especially since blacks pick on Paisas it causes even more tension

[@MMCLLC7]

This dude said " I see Cece" and no one laughed? I CCC!!!! Lol!!!

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

+SMHAnimations yeeeeeah, cuz that wasn't funny

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

TehWiggler I do get it. It wasn't funny. He deserved that silence.

[@TehFuzzyCoconut]

***** so you get that it's an acronym and a play on words? if so my bad

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

TehWiggler oh my god, yes. we alllll got it.

[@APate999]

+PsychobillyStompin' i dont get it, an acronym for what

[@generaldom]

This guy was a great guest on Skeptic Tank as well. It was a 3 hour super-detailed episode about prison life.

[@wheezybrownbear7708]

oh shit hey dom

[@asusjoey]

link?

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Its called google, you should try it probably even the search bar at the top of the screen would work lmfao

[@dmoneyswagg64]

Jarthen Greenmeadow don't be an asshole bud.

[@michaelumphlettee7054]

Thanks man I’m watching that next

[@CZRXCZR]

I'm Mexican, and my boots and I approve this message.

[@RustinChole]

CZRXCZR 😂

[@CartmanMorisato]

Right on amigo 👊

[@IFGchannel931]

CZRXCZR So you approve randomly stabbing black people? wtf

[@Naomiluvsice]

Igor Freitas 😂😂😂

[@racks640]

Everyone calm the fuck down, this is comedy!

[@paulkimbrough9856]

This is absolutely a top 5 set of all time.

[@lededrad.waters8241]

"Mexican got on boots" is about to be my panick code to my husband when something pop off lol..

[@r18-s19-]

I laughed so hard at this😂😂😂

[@SwagDemon]

That takes too long just say "Puss in boots"

[@F_why_e]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 same!

[@YoungNaija]

I’m weak 🤣

[@jovie311]

@@SwagDemon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atti1120]

crazy to think how we think this is funny and laugh (and it is, in its own way) but for him at the time, was very real and probably very frightening. just a thought

[@anakin263]

Attila Uslu somehow you think this is real

[@atti1120]

Mat Stasak well.. in case it was

[@DDRwoodwork]

Attila Uslu lols i was thinking, laughing at the story seemed a bit wrong

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

Attila Uslu Comedy is about finding the absurdity in every day life.

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

Attila Uslu Comedy is about finding the absurdity in every day life.

[@toomuchbounce2072]

Give THIS man a 1 hour Special lol.

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

this combined with the mitchel routine is already like 30 minutes. i would love to see it padded out with a few more stories into one big ass prison life odyssey

[@donnykyoto1519]

He did a special in a prison. He also mixed it up with interviews with the inmates too. Didn't see the whole thing, but he ofc killed with his relatability and laid back approach

[@nicolemathews9303]

Look up PRISON FIGHTS - Getting Jumped Over A Jumprope

[@funart6210]

Have you seen this video of Serial Killers Fainting in Court? 😂 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2eQgIeor8eCbqs

[@juanthompson7395]

He has one now and its amazing just look out for Quincy

[@floopthevolcano2330]

As a 5 year Jailor...I can respect this man. He turned a terrible situation into a comedy show, and is making bank.

[@yamysanky3629]

*whispers* Mexicans got on boots.

[@Ayplus]

CECE?!?

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Now you know to protect your chins! Check out the promo on my Facebook page. My last CD "Enjoy Your Life" has this story on it and I am giving it out to the first 100 people who participate via Facebook.

[@mr3thouzand]

Ali Siddiq But Is You Gon Hoop Tho Haha. Love That Stand Up Can I Buy It On Dvd?? And You Are My New Favorite Comedian Been A Fan Since You Had Them Dreads In The Chunk Up The Deuce Video lol Very Talented Comedian.

[@Kibbler69]

You don't even want to know what it means when mexicans have on gloves.

[@Idekwut_ur_bae5ever]

*whispers* CiCi

[@JC-ev2ns]

This is by far, no doubt, my favorite story on this show! Nothing else is even close! Ali Siddiq is awesome! Taking horrible experiences and turning them into comedic genius

[@RantTherapist]

Same. This is my favorite one so far. And my second favorite is the guy talking about acid, where his acid dealer just squirted a bunch of acid into his beer. LOL...forgot his name. His acid dealer came in screaming "I am a lizard!" in the bar or some shit. lol. That one was hilarious too.

[@terrenceransom912]

J C, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!!👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚

[@ractacsquad]

Hilarious. But seriously I think non violent criminals should be separated from violent criminals. just sayin'

[@jordanwillett8456]

I don't think non violent offenders should be locked in a cage

[@RantTherapist]

I agree with you very much. Because many violent prisoners are straight predatory and act like predators, and try to violate, extort and assault other inmates for whatever reason. The problem in prisons is mostly the violent inmates. So put the violent with the violent.

[@CWhite-tp5zv]

They are. I work for the state as a CO, we have five different custody levels based on your offense and behavior. G1-G3 tend to be stuff like drug charges or smuggling/extended good behavior with G4-G5 being the sex offenders and murderers with much more restricted housing. Adminstrative segregation is for the worst of the worst who can't be around even others of the same custody level. We feed all the custody levels separately and house them all separately.

[@seren7868]

PERIOD

[@stgeorge5862]

Facts, the system is meant to abuse not reform. How anyone change in that environment?

[@Bop_365]

50% of the viewers listened to this story at least 2 times 🤣

[@STAMP501]

I’m on at least number 20 😂😂

[@Bop_365]

@@STAMP501 Never Gets old

[@sbakernyc5761]

no cap...my 2nd time in 2 days prollly 6th overall

[@finaltouchpro648]

Dude i'm on 5 now...

[@Mercenary-1914]

WOW! That is me. I heard a censored version, and now this one, the uncensored.

[@frenzy1225]

I would REALLY not do well in prison

[@luvbig41]

I don't commit crimes..because well....i just don't have a desire to do so. However, when someone provokes me to the point of me thinking about busting somebody upside the head......my mind immediately goes to what is going to happen to me if I go to prison and I just let shit go.

[@davidgendron519]

Just do your crime in Wisconsin.... You will be ok....

[@DeathShouldTakeMeNow]

As a mexican I wouldnt either. "Why I gotta wear my boots? Who the fuck is Chino why I gotta pay him two top ramen? The fuck you talking about stabbing someone?"

[@matthewmurray4159]

Just stay to yourself and don't ever get in debt to someone and you'll be ok.

[@rickyray2794]

Depeneds on where you are I think, NYC and Cali prisons are probably the worst.. with some places in the south being pretty grimy and bad, like Mississippi, I would hate to be locked up in a Mississippi pen.

[@oogaoogu8234]

That story sounds like every RPG quest to gain a Legendary Weapon ever

[@nonskiwun]

lol relic weapon quests?

[@gloverdragon6854]

dude, i was hoping he was going to link it to an rpg game in someway, or an adventure game like zelda, that would have been icing on the cake. missed opportunity.

[@kingleonidas1780]

+Glover dragon your really white

[@gloverdragon6854]

Joshua Godoy i'm actually black.

[@TJCutts]

Joshua Godoy you’re is what you meant to say🤦🏾‍♂️

[@tkschaaf7096]

Yo I'm never going to complain of a first day at a job ever again after hearing this man's story. Glad he survived and got out.

[@msveeip]

This was heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time. Prison is a dangerous world.

[@justinewhitaker119]

People just don’t understand how frightening a riot really is.... Been in one ((as a staff nurse)) in a psych hospital and it was nuts...

[@tiedyedowl8367]

Justine Whitaker That must have been terrifying. I was in a few psych hospitals when I was younger, and it was scary when just one person would go off. I can only imagine how crazy and scary it would be during a full out riot.

[@toomessy]

In a psych hospital? Jesus christ...I couldn't even imagine how terrifying that way.

[@alecLogan]

Never really understood the "this person is my spirit animal" thing until now. That utter confusion trying to figure something vague out, maybe asking too many questions when needing to get stuff done, failing to get stuff done... _this all sounds familiar_ .

[@RantTherapist]

Yeah, it's a state of mind thing. And also, when you're new in an unfamiliar environment, it's a common place to be in your head, kind of like scattered and don't understand much of anything. It's like being thrown into another country, with completely another culture and rules of society. It's kind of scary, to be honest. I think that's what they call "culture shock" too, more or less.

[@lamusicsoundcalifornia34]

"From a Mexican that didn't even have on boots" killed me cause the whole time I was like watch for the boots. hahaha

[@MT-kf8uw]

I just realized it was a Euthumism that it's not always the person that you should be looking for it's often the thing you don't anticipate

[@nqobilemsomi3656]

I'm making my yearly pilgrimage back to this video hahaha

[@Yomomsscknondischet]

Chiquita 😘

[@zuzolesingiswa]

Skthnd❤

[@zerozero7158]

See you in 7 months hahah

[@aliviahoward6223]

Welcome back, it's been a year 😂

[@BibleBookClub]

When I say that I absolutely LOVE this video, words cannot express. The fact that he took something very serious and made ppl laugh...wow. I felt more aware of the dangers and disparities of prison more than anything after watching this. Glad he lived to tell the story.

[@billiondollardan]

I watch this like two times every year. Best story that has ever been on this show. Ali Siddiq is a genius

[@Favriscius]

I think I'ev seen this video about 20 times and I'm still not tired of it. Amazing.

[@canyouspeakalittlechinesef8113]

Instead of "Prison Riot" this should have been called "Mexican Got On Boots."

[@RantTherapist]

The way this guy tells a story is so captivating. I love it. He's going to the top of my top favorite comedians list.

[@kbforme]

this story is seriously the most hilarious thing i have ever heard, well this and charlie murphy's stories.

[@12brichards]

kbforme Bro, find him doing his "trail mix" routine. Come back and thank me. Edit: here it is vimeo.com/32607349

[@kbforme]

12brichards holy shit man this guy is fucking amazing, thanks for the link man.

[@BrittanyStar]

+12brichards omg thank u for posting that link! I'm almost fell in the floor I was laughing so hard! xo

[@12brichards]

Brittany Star Your welcome. Someone else in here tipped me off so I am just sharing the knowledge.

[@BrittanyStar]

hold up! is that techN9ne?! lol

[@insolidusyt]

Prison: Am I a joke to you? Ali: Why yes. Yes you are.

[@jamalpeoples3736]

It wasn't a joke. He just told a story notice he barely smiled or even laugh.

[@gunz9318]

@@jamalpeoples3736 r/whoooosh

[@brandonk8948]

How has this not been renamed from. "Prison Riot" to "Mexican Got on Boots?" It's literally how everyone remembers this routine.

[@Cyge240sx]

My roommate in college is from Mexico and wears those ridiculous curled boots all the time whenever we hang out. So now whenever he knocks on my door and I answered the door point at his feet and say "oh shit, Mexican's got on boots" he hates it lol

[@OMGIGILY]

+Sam Walthers (Cyge) wtf

[@kui_maina]

hahahaha I swear I rewatch this every time I need a laugh

[@tydajuiceman4745]

+Kùi Maina I know right lol

[@lolOloveOlol21]

lol. Curled boots like Cowboy kind of boots?

[@Cyge240sx]

Jasmine yeah apparently they are supposed to be fancy dress

[@Romanslost]

Video starts at 1:15 for anyone else who hates the random "movie" style intros.

[@eeLretsiM]

Thanks

[@hokayso4530]

thank you!!

[@Dunsie]

"movie" indeed

[@ChadKovac]

I love them. Ari is a talented Mofo... don't hate.

[@siphiwemhlungu344]

Thank you!

[@daus975]

Lol some should make a comedy show about prison life and this guy should be the main characther

[@AliSiddiqComedy]

Yeah. Maybe a more funny less killy Oz though? Or maybe an Oz with colorful commentary.

[@daus975]

i never heard of the show call oz.. i already look it on youtube, it was mad violent T___T... is that show also funny?

[@ramayomama]

Abang Sayang George Michael stayed up to watch it in Arrested Development, thinking it was the wizard of oz, he was all dressed up like the tin man then traumatized by gnarly scary dudes raping and stabbing each other.

[@dylan8550]

I thought about this too, oz was a more serious show, I would do it like the prison scenes in arrested development. Siddiq will be one of the stars in mine as well!

[@changospank1]

they should call it. "Ali, Ali not so Free" i should leave this comedy shit to the professionals.

[@LateefahABrown]

This is one of the greatest monologues ever recorded.

[@Nynyy123]

What if the guards at the jail watch this, and then come for cece 😂😂

[@prostockron]

Nyjerah lmao he’s been out of the state penitentiary for more then 20 years already so I doubt Cece is still there 😂😂

[@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603]

I doubt a nigga named CC selling knives ever got out of the pen lmao

[@Phyoomz]

If you think the guards don't know exactly wtf is going on in a jail, you're sadly mistaken.

[@tristanholmes61]

God king Kush right🤣🤣🤣

[@Kinobambino]

@@thecommodoresmissingfuelca1603 right

[@idkmybffjv]

Whenever I carbon copy an email I whisper "Messicans got on boots. Cc:?"

[@caryn799]

HAHAHA OMG that's hilarious!

[@shenmoney]

LMAO! On point, 'mano.

[@whitey200722]

I'ma do that from now on that shits too funny

[@1hotv8]

HAHAHAHA that’s brilliant

[@josiahlikestodance]

Vince Torres lmao god dammit

[@chrisveros590]

I've been walking around my life for the past 2 weeks whispering to people "Mexicans got on boots!"

[@williamweaver7251]

Chris Veros LMFAO!

[@wisedyer2133]

Chris Veros me too

[@yaboidolla]

Chris Veros my streak starts now😂😂😂😂

[@comewatchfights9112]

I've made it cook code for the dining room filling up.

[@Kinobambino]

@@comewatchfights9112 😂I gotta use it

[@jyjjyc]

This is the funniest This Is Not Happening I have ever seen, this guy is incredible and earned himself a new fan.

[@lenasharmaine8296]

Netflix, please give him his show!

[@Kirasamui626]

“Does the riot happen in here?” I died at this part.😂😂😂 Mainly because one of my old college roommates was Mexican and I could picture us having the exact same conversation. ( I miss that girl, new roommate is no fun and is never around)

[@Anykindahandle]

Does she wear her boots often?

[@MicrowaveFanFic]

so what you're saying is your rock & lean is pretty good?

[@JeffWarren47]

@@MicrowaveFanFic I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@rrchicken117]

Little girls stabbing each other? Cap

[@lymartinez182]

“In this cell?”😭

[@nosphelomdoda6745]

Am a south African and I've been singing Mexicans got on boots and we don't even have Mexicans here 😂😂😂😂😂 my family is looking at me crazy

[@robbylebotha]

Cape coloureds got on boots.

[@nosphelomdoda6745]

@@robbylebotha 😂😂😂 yhea our very own mexicans

[@thetalkwithkim2547]

I'm coloured and this is funny af

[@chingchingchingching2064]

Nosphelo Mdoda oh please y'all give those mofos too much credit 🙄

[@phemy6727]

Duuuuude me too😹😹

[@thegreatders344]

This is one of my favorite stories. I come back to watch this a few times a year

[@Alex-ub7tk]

How did they not title this "Mexican got on boots"?

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

They didn't want 'no humor having' youtube to demonetize them for seemingly racist title

[@wotabottle]

It would have gave too much away too soon and could seem racist.

[@BambiKushtheSmutPeddler]

@@wotabottle I don't understand how that could seem racist? Saying a person's nationality isn't racist at all. That's like saying "you can't put the word 'women' in a title, because it could seem sexist"

[@woadwarrior9857]

I love this comedian so much. He brings so many people together with humor from so many different perspectives.

[@Themayseffect]

This sounds like something strait out of GTA if there was a prison scenario LMAO...

[@alecLogan]

Did somebody say GTA VI tutorial mission?

[@TJCutts]

Torian Flack definitely

[@codex_logos]

There ain't no jail time in gta. .

[@kashrager3888]

BigBenny TheKid one person said it sounds like a possible gta scenario, the other guy implied it would be a great tutorial mission for GTA VI (6), it was just a suggestion.

[@_lux_aeterna_]

Watched this 30 times or so over the years never gets old just love the way he tells this story 😀👌

[@famalam1595]

this dude made prison sound scary and fun at the same time

[@nzwaywish]

Nothing fun bout prison.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

@@nzwaywish keep an open mind

[@asmauzurmi7547]

@@GuyUWishUWere 😂😂😂

[@Utonian21]

Just scary. I'm not trying to get shanked...

[@JeffWarren47]

@@nzwaywish I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@JayBelafonte]

I just walk in random places now and say "Mexican got on Boots!!" Then run out

[@spoilbrat172001]

Jay Belafonte 😂🤣 no you did not. Lmbo

[@ItsNessaTho]

😂😂😂

[@00utofcpt]

hahaha =))), dude if even ONCE ! , once !! somebody did that it would be genius !

[@HJules-cw6fb]

lmao

[@keithhicks7591]

Hahahaha You wrong for that but I did it once myself

[@Mr_JohnBlaze]

9:45 -- I've watched this so many times i'm starting to pick it apart like a detective now. I'm pretty sure Mitt was the guy who outbid him for his knife.

[@cajequartz1646]

Allergic2StupidAchoo Underrated comment.

[@sobeautifful203]

Yes forreal !! 🤣🤣

[@javyaughnbrown102]

Allergic2StupidAchoo facts

[@fenrir7065]

And the plot thickens

[@MissAmbieD]

I said the same thing!!! Mitch cold blooded

[@toomessy]

I remember exactly where I was when this video first dropped 8 years ago. Absolutely hilarious. Glad to see others still coming back to this.

[@nmeyers92]

This was HILARIOUS! What a great storyteller... I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, yet also cracking up! I can't wait to hear more from him. He's super talented!

[@PWood-gh5cq]

Definitely. A natural.

[@slideshowtelevision]

1.4K dislikes are the Mexicans who had on boots.

[@yah7130]

For real. True stories hit home hard

[@JhaMyL973]

🤣😂🤣

[@toomessy]

Bring back 'This Is Not Happening'! I'm literally BEGGING.

[@CheWill19]

Here in 2024 and he’s the hottest comedian out now ‼️ Mad respect

[@Sam.Adeoye]

Ali Sidiq should make this *Mexican Got On Boots* Tshirt and I'll buy 100.

[@nathanieldawson4313]

Why don't you make it yourself and sell a 100.

[@Anykindahandle]

I want a shirt. Lol I’ll rock that shit

[@JeffWarren47]

@@nathanieldawson4313 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@jakoblopez8567]

@@nathanieldawson4313 could've made em himself & sold a 1000 fuck a 100 lol

[@AnieMontes]

About to make them myself lol

[@PWood-gh5cq]

One of the best comedy bits I've probably ever seen. I seen a lot. This one has me coming back year after year. He is such a natural.

[@nubianfx]

As hilarious as this story is, its actually also bloody tragic and terrifying. Im so glad he's here now

[@alejandromelecio]

First time I watched this I was fucking dead because of how much I laughed but now I come back to it just to hear the story. This dude is genuinely a good storyteller

[@lwanajames1212]

I really wish this guy did some stand up specials. MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS!

[@brunsta234]

Lwana James he doesn't do standup ? Fuck , I was just about to look him up.. what does he do then ?

[@theafrodzac]

Lwana James he does do stand up...

[@HoracioAmiritoDiaz]

Google his name there's one stand-up special he filmed in an actual jail.

[@samrothman]

PUSSY ON A CHAINWAX!!

[@ChainsGone2012]

Does have specials. The latest one was filmed in a prison. I loved it..... funny and inspiring. He filmed it in the prison he served time in 20 years ago.

[@davidgilliland7781]

Man, I was actually unable to laugh, because all I was thinking is this shit actually happened. His delivery was good, and I saw the humor in it, but I could imagine that shit for real.

[@AslanW]

I keep coming back to this clip, it's such a good story. Ali has some damn good delivery.

[@trell1979mh]

He needs a movie about himself, from him drug dealing going to prison and becoming a comedian!!! It'll be Great!!!

[@charlieg8185]

That would be dope AF

[@ashyriiball9545]

He’s also a college professor

[@Pendragon981]

Ali Siddiq is definitely my favorite story teller next to Joey Diaz.

[@southsidemcconaughey231]

Adam Pendragon on fucking GAWD bra. Ibinge they skits or podcast. Beautiful laughter EVERYTIME

[@DeniseFer]

This dude really knows how to make comedy out pain. He's a good comedian and an excellent story teller. The plot and the way he delivers his stories keep me more interested than most of the movies that are being released nowadays

[@smoke1forthedeadhomies837]

LOL! I come back here every few months and it is worth it every time. Great job, Ali Siddiq.

[@herukhepriamon]

Brilliant storytelling.

[@Tom2312yueyei]

New favorite story teller and comedian. Glad I found this dude during quarantine

[@kristinemunholland8980]

Love you, Ali. I am so glad you made it through and have been able to transform that suffering into laughter. 🙏

[@claudecastellano1919]

Cece : i sold the knife White woman in crowd : awwww😅😅😂

[@musoehcr]

She probably went on Yelp to give cece a bad review 😂

[@musicpro7278]

@@musoehcr lmao

[@juliapirrat3026]

🤣🤣🤣🤣