“Everything goes awry… … …STEVE.”

I love how the audience started laughing as soon as he said "So I employed some...um..." They knew where this story was going!

Dam that was excellent work. Hope you continue to do well. Lots potential

I really appreciate this kind of casual story telling comedy. As someone who grew up in a rough part of Brooklyn, I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

Even though they love his performance this audience doesn't let themselves chuckle easily like other audiences. Getting them to laugh testifies to his great talent and authenticity - real recognizes real

I can only say that if y’all run for school board, you already got my vote.

This hilarious 😂😂

Aka: how to tell a two minute story in eight minutes.

Step 2: Talk with the guys about checking the brown paper bag before tying up a guy. Step 3: Bring them as security for parent-teacher night so they can get familiar with who the parents are

Ali the coldest to do this shit, and he do this shit like nobody else 💯

Sounds like all that was missing was some Job Training and maybe a couple of Community Events to "Introduce New Team Members to the Community". Might even have been able to write it off on your Expenses form...

Exactly the right idea

Honestly, I reeeeeally like this story. These guys have good qualities and instead of continuing being idle bcs they can't find how to put their good qualities to use - there they found a way. As someone struggling mentally bcs of my own flaws, I've been thinking about how despite those flaws I have good qualities too but it seems noone wants to take the package and I can't get a job until I straightened out the flaws. I wish I'd be given a chance somehow but idk how it could work out. (Not bitter or anything, I understand the system just doesn't accommodate.) And although I feel bad for Steve and I'm sure it was an unpleasant (possibly traumatic) experience which could have been a lot milder or perhaps even avoided if the guys were, well, better at it, still I find it wonderful that these guys took the job and were so vigilant and thorough. Better to have such a mishap than lose lives. I hope Steves comes to appreciate the situation and if he has some sort of mental health impact bcs of it I wish him complete healing for it. And bless these guys, I wish them all the best, I hope they keep developing their talents and contribute to their community with their good work.

That one person trying to start a round of applause every ten seconds.

Dig those🤦begonias up 251 a.m.. lawd... You funny as hell .. I will cosign your shit🤦

"put the tape back on him, we need to talk" xDDD

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Omg once again Ali is Hilarious!!! The best entertainment!

Ali Saddiq is truly a Gifted Storyteller! I’ve seen him in person and watched his shows on tv and it’s all superb storytelling with great jokes and heartfelt moments!!!

I appreciate this content.

Did he say eighteen thousand twenty-seven hundred?

Need this man at every school lmao 😂

This is the greatest special ever watched! LOVED IT!!

I wouldn't want to live around them period

Your cool ali.

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Stepped up bruh. That’s how it’s done. YOU the dad.

“You see her… her father came to the school and his balls fell out in the cafeteria” 😭😭😭😭

Great story teller but I don't believe 87% of these gangsta heroic stories, respectfully...

Bruh Ive watched this video like 100 times and every time he say "Mexicans got on boots" I grin cause he got his joke from the ppls

MF speaks so slow. It's been over a minute and dude finished his first sentence.

SHEEEEITTT! I swear he be sounding like if DMX was on the PTA!! hahahaha

I have SOME sympathy but the slavery thing... bro, you were selling crack. Chemical slavery is fine but if its happening to you it's wrong? Sit yo ass down with that nonsese, you were getting a taste of your own medicine. That guy who lost his finger tips then asked for more crack as he was bleeding? Yeah, thats a person you used to own through chemical dependency, a little trick used throughout history and you are no better. Gods gonna be having words when you get up there. IF you get up there, theres rules about harming your fellow man for gain.

Different type of REAL COMEDY. MANY PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING!

" ALL THESE MILITARY TITLES "

“Unravel the man” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man I actually like you a lot but you always take the lord's name in vain and I don't really care if you're recalling from actual conversations man come on quit

I'm sure most parents would sigh in relief after seeing their child enjoying "regular" porn. You don't want to have to deal with a child who's been watching 2girls1cup 64 times in a row...

Brother, you were the most dangerous man in the prison with your mind. It’s good you are speaking that knowledge, and good that you waited long enough where you are safe to tell it.

Amen I did 7yrs an all in all I had a good time... ur the only other person that sees it like I did

Yes Sir!!! My Mama got me ready to face the world!!! ❤👍🏾

And that's y big head joke or fat joke do not bother me lmfao I heard it all ppl make jokes and laugh and be like u can't tell me that wasn't funny dude I heard that joke 6 years ago

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I'm so glad I came across Ali on KZbin. I have been feeling down. I lost my dad right before my birthday this year. I needed some laughs. Ali gives you laughter, but I also like how he tells his story and what he experienced in the past. Which gives him personal growth. It would be an honor to see him in person.

NAH ANIMATE THIS PLEASE!!

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Didnt laugh once , horrible

😂😂😂😂💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

That's the funniest damn story I have heard in a very long time Aaah,that's Steve! 😂 An Steve's crying 😂😂😂😂😂

ALI IM TELLING YOU. PLEASE LET SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A TV SHOWWWWWW. I'd be watching that ALL the TIME