Every White Male Seeking Asian Female Dating Profile

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[@contentdeleted5405]

Oh dear god, they have a discord!

[@meowmeow1stgen668]

Who is this performer?

[@CharactersWelcome]

@@meowmeow1stgen668 there's no way of knowing unfortunately

[@TheRaiden316]

You tied the belt correctly. That broke the immersion.

[@Eloraurora]

I'm choosing to believe that a ten-year-old classmate (possibly his nephew) took pity on his incompetence and helped him.

[@BehindTheBush96]

His mum tied his belt for him - like she still ties his shoelaces for him.

[@manicmuffin]

She also expertly used those nunchucks instead of hitting herself in the face three times

[@serenityphawx]

​@@manicmuffin love your name 😄

[@yvechapman9342]

Those guys tend to be extremely particular and skilled at the tiniest little aspects of their interests. Like the guys who have a spotless PC setup in the middle of a hoarded trailer.

[@reguluscummins878]

the white belt is the cherry on top

[@RealPlasmat]

I think it would've been funnier if it were an obviously fake black belt.

[@nt_partlycloudy21]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@affluenzashot]

White belt seeking Asian suspenders

[@derpkipper]

Especially with the black collared top lmfao

[@Dman333WS]

I didn’t notice that until I saw your comment pop up. Then I died 💀😂

[@MasoTrumoi]

My favorite choice is that he doesn't remember what Korean is while wearing a Taekwondo uniform.

[@danielbergonzi7319]

Mind, it could have just as easily been Vietnamese

[@jackabug2475]

@@danielbergonzi7319 Or Thai, or Tagalog, or Bahasa Indonesia, or...

[@danielbergonzi7319]

@@jackabug2475 Any given Asian nationality that gets fetishized?

[@ddbob1]

​@@danielbergonzi7319 it's korean. When people say asian or talk about anything asian or wanting to date asian people, it's usually these 3 lol.

[@myfault.5735]

Muricans only know of 3 countries in east Asia

[@ericalin5432]

So cursed to watch this as an Asian girl myself 😢 I once had a white guy approach me 3 times but forgot each time that I was the same person

[@stripedpolkadots8692]

AYO 😭😭😭

[@JS-cr5fn]

Oh nooooo, did you mention that you already rejected him?

[@ericalin5432]

@@JS-cr5fn Hahah no I didn’t in the moment, I felt too bad to say anything… but at least he’s consistent? LOL

[@JS-cr5fn]

@@ericalin5432 That's nuts lol! You'd think he'd remember after the second time or something, but he just never learned or got it, haha.

[@Bubaiel]

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭

[@BlueBeetle1939]

steven seagal

[@Roy_1]

This guy looks more like an Asian version of the Beaver.

[@GentlemansCombatives]

You'd say that but Steven committed bigamy marrying an American woman, years after starting a family in Japan

[@egorleontev9970]

Jhon Cena

[@dftp]

I think he's moved on to Russian women, which isn't any better of course.

[@Arpurin]

YOU AGAIN? GET AWAY FROM MY RECOMMENDED

[@christianweibrecht6555]

How did this character forget to mention their crypto portfolio It’s only down by 20% this month

[@catlover2223]

Doesn’t want to let her know about it, in case she’s a gold digger. 😂

[@fluidthought42]

down 99% in the past year but only 20% this month, the upturn must be right around the corner!

[@MorganHyde-ie5ru]

And didn't even mention semen retention once.

[@alexrogers777]

@@MorganHyde-ie5ru the missed no-fap mention was immersion breaking. And he never even complained about "the wokes" once too

[@scepta101]

Wow only down by 20%? That’s pretty impressive. I can’t speak for Asian ladies, I can only speak for himself, but I say you’re lucky if you can find a man like that

[@goldie819]

The body language is IMPECCABLE

[@yvechapman9342]

Even did that weird mouth thing all the creepy uncles do

[@ariannasv22]

"Bear a confused child" As a halfie I felt that deep in my soul

[@guanxinated]

The whole characterization feels quite racist, to be honest. Possibly even in violation of KZbin's ToS.

[@djsaidez271]

@@guanxinatedracist towards who?

[@hexane8]

​@@djsaidez271white men, of course! They decide what is and is not suitable on KZbin. Insulting white women and Karens is fine but white men are not to be laughed at. Ever.

[@shadyacr]

​@@guanxinatedas a white guy who has seen a anime before (in subs!) i am so PISSED OFF about this!!!

[@portobeIIa]

​@@guanxinated ah yes, nothing more racist than making fun of racism

[@vlad5042]

"i'm not like those other guys for reasons so powerful they are unnameable" deserved a bigger laugh

[@sharpsrain8302]

None of this deserved a laugh but keep at it you'll get ur dick touched eventually 😂😂😂

[@gkarak1996]

At "take my seed" i was already dead, found in a ditch and my murderer is prison for vehicular manslaughter.

[@eurussy]

screamed but also cringed so hard

[@p_to]

Veee-hiiic-ularrr?!! Vic is that you?

[@gkarak1996]

@@p_to who? What?

[@p_to]

@@gkarak1996 ahaha its a reference to a 2023 comedy series on KZbin called « Very Important People » with Vic Michaelis. Anyway it’s one of those less funny if explained but basically a character refers to her as Vehicular instead of Vic and it kind of became a mini meme

[@doukzu]

@@p_to did NOT expect to see a wild Vic out in the wild

[@madametrafficjam8347]

Seeing the sign "Feminism" on the table and waiting to see how she's gonna work it in was quite a trip. Worth it.

[@grutarg2938]

Chekov's feminism.

[@funkijote]

@@grutarg2938 Stealing this 😂

[@danielnemesio3388]

I am surprised he didn't come out with the katana replica and the body pillow from the start

[@MasoTrumoi]

Good katana are too expensive and the one he got from the mall gift shop broke when he swung it at a fully grown tree in his backyard.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Gotta reel em in first, they won't buy the cow if you give the milk for free 😎 🗡

[@jakethepillowsnake5302]

He saved the best for last.

[@ForeverFall]

wait, that's a dude?

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

@@ForeverFall Imma be fr, I have no idea which one.

[@koguma8823]

i hope the wheezing guy in the audience knows i love him

[@liljepolak8565]

He was great, maybe the best audience member

[@WaitinInAmber]

I hope he's doing well

[@gingeralice3858]

The angry comments calling her self hating white or asian while failing to notice she's WASIAN truly sums up the mixed race experience TBH

[@smokeyhoodoo]

@gingeralice3858 Having an angry lesbian of color try to tell you not to fetishize them from around your penis sums up the white male experience

[@smokeyhoodoo]

@gingeralice3858 "But I'm white... how can I be racist against myself" SO white. You've got that half DOWN. Just ask the question everyone's asking you! Brilliant!

[@SilverSquirrel]

Did she apologize for her racial guilt for both Slavery and Japan's WWII war crimes? No? Some Woke! lol Probably a secret racist.

[@simontist]

She's AITE

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

You'd think the last line makes it obvious

[@cyndlehick9777]

M’ladies

[@CharactersWelcome]

M’asians

[@pinky6758]

*tips hat*

[@contentdeleted5405]

@@pinky6758 *tips hat harder, hoping to get attention from my future eggs*

[@user-qd5gq9ec8k]

@@CharactersWelcomeHAHAHA

[@polyhedroncranium4378]

​@@CharactersWelcome M'laysians

[@flmaobggf12]

This was perfection. This is every white man who loves the Last Samurai, Shogun and goes to Thailand and Philippines by himself to “explore” the culture

[@celisewillis]

Ugh, I dated a guy who went to Thailand. (TW, underage) He told me this sob story about how he was a john for an underage girl, but still went through with it?? Um, how is that sad for *you*??? Bye!!👋

[@flmaobggf12]

@@celisewillis they exploit the poverty of poor countries, fetishize race and take advantage of minors, but in their minds they’re still the white savior. Dude should rot in jail forever for touching a minor

[@oogabooga6346]

@@celisewillis pity just hearing him say so is not enough to report him.

[@Nonyah123]

​@@celisewillisthat happened to me the other night. Last night actually. I have a baby face, went to a bar, got tipsy. Guy I hit if off with offered to walk me home. We ended up being intimate. Only AFTERwards did he ask "how old are you really? looks like you're in hs." Like he was so nonchalant about potentially sleeping with a minor it made me sick. Definitely didn't feel like the first time. When I asked if he would've been ok with that he said "you offered"

[@MissBlackMetal]

​​​​@@Nonyah123 WOW that's fucking disturbing dude. Did you report him to the police? Even if his admission isn't a crime, they might be able to put him on some kind of watch list. And it's possible that they could surveil him (though they might need a warrant first?) and find incriminating evidence on his computers or something. Just, any way for them to know about this guy. If they didn't know about him before, it's certainly a good idea for them to keep tabs on him going forward. And if they DID already know about him, maybe they're just waiting for a witness like you to come forward and provide evidence/testimony against him! Either way, I'm sure the police wouldn't feel like you're wasting their time, and would appreciate you telling them about him. Especially since this is still very recent, please, please, please tell the police. You could be saving girls from being harmed by him in the future.

[@Diggy22]

Accurate. And I had to deal with a dude who swore he wasn’t racist against Asians because he likes Asian women, even after referring to covid as “kung flu”. 😑

[@advocacynaccountablity]

Utterly un-self aware.

[@celisewillis]

Ewwwwww

[@blastermaster5039]

mhmm. bat stew

[@utterlyviolet]

@Diggy22 Guy probably thought it was funny or cool to say such garbage. So that must make it okay. . . . .

[@elfodelputoinfierno]

I feel so bad for laughing Wasn't expecting kung flu fr

[@FrancisR420]

Literally every "strictly platonic" personal ad on Craigslist

[@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568]

Wait, this comment was posted 2 days ago. Didn't CL get rid of personals in like 2015?

[@hexane8]

​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568they have had a real life partner and havent visited I guess

[@rickwrites2612]

​​​@@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568 holy shit, really? I haven't been on since 2009, do ppl still use it for housing though? 😂 aging millenials/xennials

[@ajplays-gamesandmusic4568]

@@rickwrites2612 Coincidently, I used it to find a roomate from 2014-2016

[@junieeee]

Didn’t notice this type of dude til college lmao. Went to an art school that was predominantly Asian and white students. SO many couples with the exact same dynamic: tall awkward white dude who’s obsessed with anime or Japan/asian culture+Asian baddie. After a while it was…very noticeable what was going on lmao 😅

[@Alias_Anybody]

I'm surprised the Asian chicks were so receptive to that.

[@arielgonzalez9993]

As long as they’re white it doesn’t matter sadly

[@jenniferdinh7531]

@@Alias_AnybodyAs an Vietnamese woman… probably because the alternatives are worst, and rarely, equal or better. Though at this point, maybe I should give up on relationships lmao

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@jenniferdinh7531 What are the alternatives?

[@wednesdaysdoll]

@@Alias_Anybodyawful Asian men lol

[@Lastprogramer]

0:57 accurate 'man performing half-learned Muay Thai' impression

[@Juanpablomorenoarango]

Ah I felt that one

[@elfodelputoinfierno]

Forgot the side sliding punches using the bottom bit of the hand lol

[@AK-jt7kh]

Half learned? I didn’t even recognize those as low kicks until you said something 😂

[@kyounokuma]

I’m glad more female Asian comedians are taking this subject on. This was by far the best take on it so far… absolutely scathing and hilarious and all too true!

[@geekygengar5467]

Why do I get the feeling this wasn't made up but a real dude's okcupid profile? lol

[@ericae.6547]

It’s def real, and several guys’ profiles 😭

[@jackabug2475]

It's a pastiche of dozens, if not hundreds, of such profiles.

[@PraiseTheFSMonster]

Oh it's real and wasn't just one guy's profile.

[@malegria9641]

Oh girlie do I have news for you

[@djhero0071]

@ericae.6547 There's dudes out there with that little self awareness?

[@Skygirl-rp4ob]

Nahhh not the white belt with zero notches 😭😭😭

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

"I learned karate in a class of children"

[@redencarnacion]

While wearing a taekwondo dobok.

[@HN-kr1nf]

dwight? is that you?

[@RamadaArtist]

"Reasons _so powerful,_ they are unnamable." Like all the best reasons.

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

It’s the stiff walk for me😂😂 Everything is wildly accurate but that just sent me off the edge and into giggle fits every time they moved about😂

[@Eloraurora]

The little loss of balance in the initial sequence of kicks, like he's never done a hamstring stretch in his life.

[@ShesquatchPiney]

​@@ElorauroraCan confirm. Know someone like this who took too much diet advice from 4chan. After a few years, he finally seems to be approaching his health regimine better, but it's still soaking in funky Asian beauty standards and questionable nutrition. A lot of painstaking effort to find a Japanese wife. Good luck getting a girl to leave her entire community, family, walkable cities, and national healthcare for the car centric US.

[@AmyKozerski]

Of course his gait is stiff, didn't you hear he has pre-sciatica?

[@tukamousa9025]

Never seen a piece by Michelle before but I would love to see more. I was giggling the whole time. This premise has been done before so I’m impressed with the amount snd creativity of the jokes and the pacing is just so good

[@CharactersWelcome]

Here’s another one from Michelle! Teen Pop Sensation Mobilizes Fan Army kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIm3nmafmqqWqck

[@ricebeansrockroll882]

I recommend the watch!

[@Jason_Bryant]

That's one of my favorites.

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

she's definitely honing her craft. this routine has absolutely zero downtime, I was laughing like every sentence

[@aubreymorgan9763]

I am always reminded of king of the hill for these meeting the new Asian neighbor “so are you Chinese or Japanese?” …. “I’ve lived in California for 20;years but originally I am from Laos.” … everyone stares blankly. “So, are you Chinese or Japanese?”

[@BoobeamTrap]

The funniest follow up to that is when Khan meets Hank's extremely racist dad and Cotton is like "You're Laotian, ain'tcha Mr. Khan?"

[@MSGSlayer1]

​@@BoobeamTrap”Laotian, like the ocean?"

[@PickledThyme1]

As someone who has run into numerous younger permutations of this character, this is super accurate T-T

[@notmyrealname977]

your pfp is a little girls cartoon.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

@@notmyrealname977most bronies are in their thirties by now😂😂

[@celisewillis]

​@@notmyrealname977 great eyes you got there! Not a lot of people have eyes, very cool, you must be proud

[@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3]

​@@notmyrealname977 OK but like... why should we care?

[@notmyrealname977]

@@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 retards are retarded.

[@NihilisticJawbreaker]

I once went on a date with the African- American version of this guy. He kept trying to show off his "knowledge" of Japanese culture and I kept correcting him. Because while I am white I am also an anthropologist. Needless to say, he stood me up on our second date which was to a local Japanese festival. I enjoyed myself immensely while not being embarrassed by a total weeb.

[@Nonyah123]

aww I'm sad he stood you up but it sounds like you dodged a bullet. Self hating black guys are very dangerous and they usually pass it onto their kids

[@MissBlackMetal]

@@NihilisticJawbreaker I'm mixed (Japanese/American). I do appreciate when people appreciate my culture enough to want to learn everything they can about it, including the etiquette, language, geography, and entertainment. It's when they *pretend* to know this stuff that it aggravates me. Or when they think they're better than other people *because* of their knowledge (especially if it's flawed knowledge!) of my culture. But I never understood why people use the term "weeb" as an insult. Like, you're insulting someone for being appreciative of a different culture? Well that's certainly better than the opposite: a racist, bigoted xenophobe!

[@cabbage-soup]

this is so real 😭 i was once seated next to a table where a white guy and an asian girl were having a first date. and istg, the entire time, he did not ask her a single question.

[@SmartStart24]

My dad and I were out to dinner once and noticed the same thing happened. He talked about himself the *entire* time and never once asked the poor lady a question. My dad and I both were like “wow well he was fuckin obnoxious” when we left 😂

[@soniajames4666]

This is a pretty common personality trait. A good one to pick up on early 🚩

[@samwisegamgee1243]

I went to a Thai restaurant with my mom, and the couple next to us was young white guy and Thai woman. The guy complained about her culture the whole time and admitted he doesn't even like Thai food. He complained about everything they ordered and the girl didn't even get to finish her meal because the guy decided he didn't want to finish his and didn't want to be there anymore. To top it off, we never heard the girl speak the entire time. As Asians ourselves, my mom and I were extremely uncomfortable with the whole thing, and we hoped the girl had enough self-respect to dump the man someday.

[@supernal6803]

this never happened

[@samwisegamgee1243]

@@supernal6803 this kinda stuff happens all the time, not sure why you think it's not real

[@julianallen5492]

being a sub because being a dom is too much work deserved far more laughs

[@OlinCaprison]

Idk how she didn’t laugh when she took out the fedora

[@Bonovasitch]

She was close to cracking at 4:11 though

[@lynn9265]

You saw her almost laughing when hitting the boards out of her own hands though lol

[@cogsworther1639]

The slightly out of sync blinking is the real cherry on top

[@pvtpain66k]

"take my seed..."

[@Jigglupuff22]

Counting Karate Chops per Minute like DPS in a video games.

[@matesafranka6110]

Also, 40 per minute means it takes him longer than a full second to make a chop

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

The specificity is what's killing me!

[@raydgreenwald7788]

This is more common a guy than you think, I’m actually kinda surprised the character didn’t mention how submissive Asian women are

[@raydgreenwald7788]

Which is just not true

[@matesafranka6110]

@@raydgreenwald7788 It's easy to miss, but there is a line early on about about how the character is "deserving of your intoxicating blend of docility and exotic sexuality"

[@raydgreenwald7788]

@@matesafranka6110 well I just threw up a little in mouth.

[@draekaderezna]

The missed kick was such good delivery. Lmao

[@pixgee]

"Michelle Chan Bennett" oh this was personal

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Probably ashamed of her white dad, figures, considing majority of wmaf relationships have pathetic men usually sexpats

[@StainlessHelena]

I kept it together but the woodboards finally broke me. Outstanding performance👏👏👏

[@ampisbadatthis]

this whole thing was a setup for the Nunchucks, which was just a setup for the board "breaking." well played

[@matesafranka6110]

I once saw a comedian do a whole skit about how much he hates beatboxing and how it's just dumb noise, only to conclude with giving an "illustration" by doing an absolutely sick beatbox routine

[@MartyMcNinja]

I get a strong sense that Michelle is extremely proficient with nunchucks and has to make a sincere effort to look like she's bad at them for the character lol

[@Jason_Bryant]

@@MartyMcNinja She was better than I was expecting from this character. Maybe that's why doing so badly with the boards snuck up on me.

[@batacumba]

As an Asian American woman, I felt this 😔😂

[@stephenlake2840]

As a white man...I also felt this 😂

[@notmyrealname977]

You aren't American.

[@batacumba]

@@notmyrealname977 lol I’m not?? Please explain, I’m sure I’m gonna love whatever fun and totally not racist explanation you have for me. 😂

[@NeostormXLMAX]

@@batacumbato most angloid americans you arent american! dont you get it? Asians are perpetual foreigners to them 😂😂😂, this is why asians who side with whites to belittle asia are hilariously pathetic, you are siding with a group of people that would intern you in camps at any opportunity like blaming all asians for covid 😅, this is why i moved out of burgerstan a few years ago. And you would too if you value your time and life

[@NeostormXLMAX]

Even blacks are considered americans but asians are not 😂, this is why all asian americans should move out of the country eventually, because once the usa starts a war with china or whatever, y’all will be sent to internment camps, cuz “all look the same” for angloids😅

[@captainkawaii666]

This is so perfect because like, I've met the exact guy this is making fun of before and they just actually act like this

[@ChelseaChance-q8t]

💀💀💀 “martial arts of indiscernible origin”

[@headerahelix]

I can feel the years of disgust and pain through her words lol

[@Paelidore]

"Take my seed and bear a confused child with me." I'm in tears.

[@Itoshimi]

Check the dudes history for Lolis and nazism lmaoo

[@Treeforest347]

lol frr. these be the same people who claim “racial superiority”💀

[@Itoshimi]

@@Treeforest347 while also being/looking like the bottom of the barrel.

[@explosion9815]

Bruhh don’t put lolicons in with Nazis lolicons can be cool

[@djsaidez271]

@@explosion9815debatable

[@explosion9815]

@@NoOne-sk2ve What drove me? Mmm, I personally know some lolicons and I dated one once and he was cool. Seeing it put next to Nazism felt really weird.

[@Xxsorafan]

It’s so nasty 😭 my ex’s friend ONLY wanted to date Japanese women. He’s still single as far as I know

[@celisewillis]

So creepy!!! And they always say "it's a preference" 🙄🙄🙄

[@AAAAAA-qs1bv]

@@celisewillis The most annoying part is when they say that they just mean fetish.

[@cyancat8633]

​@@AAAAAA-qs1bvTHIS doesn't seem love for love itseems love for lust

[@supernal6803]

and you are cumdumpster

[@Jaxos050]

she really didn't have to be so ...... glistening for this. but glistening she was.

[@SamanthaGobert]

I gotta be dyslexic bc I read the thumbnail 3 times and still thought this was a gonna be a story about a bear who confused them for its child

[@addisoncain2153]

As a white woman who used to live in Japan, and would see the western men that came out there just to get girls… damn. This was hilarious and accurate. Sadly, most of those men did get girlfriends, so the saga continues.

[@alanawiggs7618]

Not sadly, happily! Men who travel for girls don't deserve them. The relationship would have been insufferable for the girl

[@VeniVidiVici_VI]

70% of the time the guy in a wmaf couple are like this. It really needs to be studied and laughed at more 😂.

[@ImawerecatProductions]

I managed to keep it together until the Pee Pee Poo Poo platter, but then the boards killed me 😂

[@maxtravers1314]

At first I was afraid they weren’t gonna be able to keep this going or keep escalating the joke I am happily mistaken 😂

[@euniesdabus]

9/10 she forgot to mention the obligatory Crypto bro

[@addisonsani1552]

Every line was better than the last. This is art

[@PrestonCarey90]

When I saw her I literally said to myself, "Oh God, what's her name? Kiko-ch-?" And she said it!

[@Montesama314]

"I will never make you watch anime dubs." Well, shit, I'm in love.

[@gingeralice3858]

No joke I sighed of relief when my boyfriend told me he didn't mind subs. 6 years together with a child now.

[@Beyond_Beyblade]

@@gingeralice3858 hell yeah

[@KaaneDragonShinobi]

Alternate title: Every Incel Ever

[@DragonSkul19]

The Lucy Liu joke took me out lmao 😂

[@Bubaiel]

That was a really artful way to do the “You look like Lucy Liu” joke 🤣

[@DreaAnandi]

This was so accurate that it made me viscerally uncomfortable. I'm still uncomfortable.

[@AveryAshtynRebecca]

itraveledthere AI fixes this. White male seeks Asian female.

[@RideorDinosaur]

Dump him Kiko-chan!!

[@sovest555]

4:25 Is this the "I have God and Anime on my side" kid grown up?

[@turpasauna]

I just read about a Finnish doctor (male, 60+ years old) going to Asia and having s** with a young lady without contraception, then getting surprised that she got pregnant. 😭😭 If a doctor acts like this, think about the others...

[@utterlyviolet]

@turpasauna Just because someone, even a doctor, has a degree, does not mean they are smart, possess common sense or even understand biology.

[@samwisegamgee1243]

It unfortunately happens a lot. There was a really great news article some years ago that focused on the illegitimate children born in the Philippines from sexpats who refused to use contraceptive and were shocked they fathered a child. The poor kids had no identity and many of the daughters were doomed to repeat the cycle of their mothers because their mom was already poor before having kids, and was economically worse off after the unplanned child.

[@turpasauna]

@@samwisegamgee1243 That is horrible. Men are the worst!

[@maryfreebed9886]

What you deliver is superior to much of what's on SNL right now, and equal to what it offered at its peak.

[@VeginMatt]

Its really reminding me of Dan Ackroyd's "Fred Garvin, male prostitute" skit.....one of my favourites!

[@swiftlymurmurs]

Well I assume she had time to polish and practise this, whereas on SNL they typically have like 5 days to put on the whole damn thing

[@mxwitcher]

​@@swiftlymurmurs That's the thing... SNL is just quantity over quality at this point

[@nichan008]

@@mxwitcher Not, at this point. always was

[@ElegantHamster-d7s]

​@@swiftlymurmursSNL has sucked for years. It's so expensive to make that they try to make humor that's funny to everybody, to increase viewership. Also, most jokes are just about TV and current events. They don't take risks. It's watered down for maximum viewership.

[@LaineyBug2020]

Just wait until he gets his yellow belt...

[@MP-db9sw]

I thought this would be too cringe to watch but it was actually funny af.

[@Tsusagi]

When she faked the pain from hitting the feminism board was the cherry on top for me

[@juniperberryyyy]

this deserved more laughs, especially the sister wife line lmao

[@valkylva]

a super obnoxious socially annoying. RUDE guy friend of my high school boyfriend was obsessed with me and tried to get with me after I broke up with my bf. A few years later after me rejecting him he messaged me on FB and told me he only likes Asian women now. I’m sorry to all of the Asian women who gave him a chance.

[@milkyshakes]

can we talk about the legendary nunchaku usage

[@Trevelyan2]

I will talk about it. I will start: Cool nunchaku usage!

[@zakosist]

I think these guys would ironically have a (slightly) bigger chance of dating an asian girl if they were completely neutral to what race they date and didnt fetishize so much. It shouldnt be the main goal to date a certain race/ethicity (especially if its not your own that youre seeking) but rather find someone actually compatible

[@serenegenerally]

Got second hand embarrassment from this so I say Michelle did a pretty heckin good job

[@melaniebell8115]

As a japanese/german woman living in N.America, I can confirm. I'd meet my partner's uncles & experience bizarre exchanges of congratulations to my boyfriends for scoring me. Right in front of me, like I don't speak English. So effing infuriating!!

[@arielgonzalez9993]

Yo choose to be with a white man so relax, your fetish your life forever

[@SmartStart24]

Yuckkk like they were admiring a fish he caught or something 🤮 sorry that happened to you

[@SucculentDoorbell]

They still see you as a second class citizen. You're just not fully aware of it yet.

[@supernal6803]

so you are neither ?

[@timingisperfect]

This was basically a documentary

[@fistfullofsalt6311]

As a white male, who doesn't seek Asian female companionship, I can honestly admit to knowing a few guys that are almost exactly like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrbones9332]

It took me two or three tries to read that thumbnail... A bear confused you for a child? A confused bear child? Ohhh, BEAR a confused child!

[@chrisdonovan8795]

Same here. It wasn't clicking for me.

[@auto117666]

5:42 That’s my new pickup line

[@Jason_Bryant]

It works great at the farm supply store.

[@traviskitteh]

If the perspective lady happens to be a number generator, then we're in business baby!

[@leyasep5919]

@@traviskitteh oh, I got this reference 😛 as I do design this type of algo 😅

[@SmartStart24]

From the outside looking in this is exactly how these types of dudes operate lmaoo. I know Asian women have got to be exhausted 😩

[@DosColasClips]

Wasn't prepared for the matching hat. Incredibly powerful look.

[@randomguy037]

This person exists, and must be stopped

[@RealPlasmat]

Watching this was one of the best parts of my day.

[@Jrpyify]

Oh look it's half my friends.

[@vegasvanga5442]

The weird little "frown laugh" at 4:12 was TOO spot-on LMFAO

[@yagisencho]

Brilliantly written and delivered. Chef's kiss. 🤜🤛

[@DragonNyah]

Every detail is so beautifully put together 😭

[@gatordragon8824]

"God's Favor" and "Tasteful Appropriation" are brilliant.

[@lisahoshowsky4251]

5:27 that one guys wheeze is phenomenal 😂😂🙌

[@phthisis]

5:06 All that was missing from this skit were the stereotypical "KYAAAA~~~!!" "IIYAAAAAA~~!!" and "AAAAHHHH~~!!" with maximum treble before punching/kicking (standard stereotype that weebs will just scream, rather than give a decent kiai from their hara). Hilarious, nonetheless.

[@Haydin1117]

I think it's funnier like this. The little "thunks" punctuate the jokes really well

[@jacktenglin2558]

My uncle roger

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

What a gem :y The algorithm is giving me some good picks lately

[@xraselver7634]

This is gold xD Thanks also to the KZbin algorithm for showing me!

[@MissBlackMetal]

This skit was hilarious! How spot on. I hope Michelle makes it big as a comedian! I'd certainly love to see more of her.

[@siddislikesgoogle]

Clever, "dont speak chinese japanese or the other ones" then proceeds to unveil the uniform of a korean martial art 😂

[@bridgetjones8339]

My ex husband at 63 married an Asian woman less than half his age and had a child. He wanted a woman as a slave and he was very controlling. I’m not around them. I’m sure she’ll enjoy her American citizenship when he’s gone. Smh

[@Rusty571000]

I bet he’s glad he got rid of you! You sound jealous that he’s having sex with a woman half your age. Lol

[@gingeralice3858]

That is so sad for that child. Fun to laugh at these people but not when we remember the disgusting things they do.

[@bridgetjones8339]

@@gingeralice3858 I find it totally disgusting

[@gappergob6169]

​@@gingeralice3858Dude you have niggas in your country that don't bother raising their child. Still better family circumstances than those from criminal race 😅

[@ellyjett]

This is a hoot! Kept cackling all the way through!

[@maxweisel9027]

Damn she got Nunchuck skills

[@Alundolant]

The only thing that is unrealistic is the amount of effort put into the dating profile.