If We Were Gay - NSP

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Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian take a moment to contemplate how awesome the world would be if they were gay.
Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special Guests:
Tracey Petrillo
Shamikah Christina Martinez
Mark Peterson
Morgan Golden
Ruth Schwartz
And introducing Tortilla and Guapo Futuristico as "The Gay Ninjas"
Directed by Jim Turner
1st AD - Mark Peterson
Production Assistants:
Morgan Goldin
David "GunShow" Cowles
Mark Peterson
Disco Lighting Technician:
David "GunShow" Cowles
LYRICS:
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

[@mal8359]

Just realized that dan made an entire video with an actual budget and wrote a song, just to call his friend Brian gay And that is commitment

[@davekooper]

How is this not the top comment. You totally changed my view of the video :D

[@Lilliathi]

And then you find out that Brian wrote it.

[@GamefreakRX]

It's just something best friends do. To be honest...

[@soniccrocodile4578]

@@Lilliathi you have ruined everything with your truth and logic leave this place

[@jdprettynails]

@@soniccrocodile4578 I think the fact Brian wrote it makes it funnier

[@digodabrik201]

that casual “BRIANS GAY” in the middle of the song always gets me

[@synthwavecat96]

Doesn't compare to the "moo" in the middle of Cool Patrol

[@litewavegames3967]

And his casual "ouch" as he's falling down the cliff

[@owo256]

And that causal "oh shit" before he falls

[@quinndys]

999th like wow so close to 1000

[@howeyyadoing9070]

1:23

[@tylercobb2389]

Danny you should have used a dummie for that fall because that looked dangerous

[@Dark_Omen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bizaster]

Lmao

[@mahardikasalman5252]

Lol

[@darryltheclown7563]

Waiting for the woooosh

[@ManiacalflameYT]

memeboi583 , I’ll sacrifice myself, Hey Tyler Cobb! that WAS a dummy you fucking idiot smh

[@mach6794]

I love the implication that all pain and misery in the world is a direct result of Danny Sexbang's heterosexuality.

[@Mare_Man]

Is it wrong?

[@WiQiDgamer]

kiss me if they're wrong

[@wittycreativehandle]

donnie *

[@Scylla-kq6yp]

I mean a good portion of all plotlines are created through Danny wanting to fuck a woman. 6969 Date night I wanna say magic crystal because yes after the king mentioned hot and blonde Danny immediately started paying attention.

[@daddybrie463]

As a gay person, I can confirm this is what life is like

[@kyleross6286]

ayyyy fronk iero

[@RayEP]

Poor Brian

[@lucasmackj4612]

d aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@marvinhanson9391]

mcr fandom where u at ?

[@elliem2072]

+Marvin Hanson Drumming MCRX fandom now

[@DarkShadows713]

I love how Brian has a wife and a kid but we still have no solid evidence that Danny isn't gay.

[@zackhavel3874]

Cause brian's wife is a cover! xD

[@dr.dirtydan497]

This song is evidence that he isn’t gay

[@Kingicetre]

Confirmed yesterday he has a gf

[@zackhavel3874]

@@Kingicetre Omg he has a gayfriend?!?!(i know he's not gay it's a joke)

[@vincentmorales7257]

He's Danny Sexbang. What more evidence do you need?

[@leehitashi2621]

I love how in every video Brian's eyes vividly show his insatiable lust for murder

[@Bread_Lord]

correction need to kill dan

[@casualsanta]

i think you mean his lust for men bc brian's gay

[@mjrmalfunction]

His lust for man.... . . . . ...slaughter

[@thefreakasaurus]

i think you mean his insatiable lust for dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick balls. dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick 💥 balls 💥 one 💥 two 💥 balls. 💥

[@hopepapernacky]

And dick

[@xan9224]

Genius plan #69: 1. Meet man named brian 2. Become close enough with him to make jokes at his expense 3. Go to karaoke with him (and others) 4. Karaoke this 5. Win I'm currently on part 1

[@murasakiusagi5124]

So how's the plan going?

[@xan9224]

@@murasakiusagi5124 on part 2

[@deadweight7334]

@@xan9224 so is brian a good friend or he is he an asshole, and is he gay?, the plan would work 10 times better if he is gay.

[@maskguy4014]

Give daily updates

[@hectord.garcia2794]

I need to know how this ends

[@PlayMadness]

Friendly reminder that Brian now has a child. Who will probably see this someday.

[@bellaella2772]

oh man that will be awkward explaining that

[@superbanananinja]

PlayMadness Just wait until the day he shows Audrey this...that will be a strange day indeed

[@jakwishjake]

Nah, Brian would just blowdart the kid

[@noahjobin8389]

No brian wect has a kid mot ninja brian

[@SmashyPlays]

PlayMadness wait really who's his wife?

[@loganrenfrow2544]

I didn't think someone would be able to fit the word "dick" 73 times into one song.

[@loganrenfrow2544]

In the description, yeah.

[@loganrenfrow2544]

+Plug 'n Play Good point.

[@skddragen9151]

that just nsp'S style

[@TheAmazingL1nk3rz]

Logan Renfrow in half a minute

[@TheAmazingL1nk3rz]

TwoEcksKay I FEEL TRIGGERED

[@insomniico4046]

Psychiatrist: Baby Danny isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Baby Danny:

[@nathanielrivera5912]

The real baby Jesus

[@twilightoracle3317]

He looked like something out of icarly

[@ultimateshipper8997]

These Baby doll arms though.

[@waterPsychiatrist]

Nah I very explicitly said it was real and you should run as fast as you can

[@elizabethlee2136]

You fools. Baby Danny.... when Puppy Danny is there molesting a puppy

[@icarusmarioFAN]

1:38 My favorite part of this is how aggressively those girls say "BALLS!"

[@hush3956]

It's an important matter. It needs to be taken seriously

[@lorehammer40k4]

Nah, the best part is how offended the girl in silver looks when Danny skips over her while he's listing all of the dicks that Brian would suck.

[@v0id_d3m0n]

it's a great shot xD

[@javabean4383]

On behalf of the LGBT community, I declare this the closeted theme.

[@vairysp3176]

Yeah. Not a member of this community but still think this is everybody's theme song

[@kellymya1147]

Holy yes I was actually thinking about asking a girl who I showed nsp to with this song

[@rachaelbrown3656]

Me, a gay in denial: I love this song idk why :) Me now, with a gf: oh

[@umbreonlily]

As a bisexual I'm 100% down for that

[@TTiger997]

@@rachaelbrown3656 RIP

[@SPOTLIGHTSTARZ]

The rumor come out. Does Brian is gay?

[@Adventuriseable]

Spotlight Starz Well, it is most discuss in the KZbin.

[@vectogames8329]

XD

[@woowwooo2548]

Spotlight Starz The real question is Does Jumin Han Is Gay

[@SPOTLIGHTSTARZ]

kennedie borrilez XD

[@kylastewart4085]

kennedie borrilez omg yes jumin

[@lunarmoon7636]

the budget was like 4 dollars but by god did they make use of those 4 dollars

[@paninibread1795]

Do you know how expensive male strippers are though??

[@artemisthefoul7597]

I’m willing to bet they just got some buff random people I grind on brian

[@username172]

Excuse me? Did you see that falling effect at the end?? Thats like, atleast 10 dollars worth of work

[@Nine-Oh-Five]

I showed this to a gay friend. He couldnt breathe

[@senbonzakura8212]

Not nearly enough!

[@FamousWolfe]

That choice of words has aged poorly........yeahhhh

[@doransoran]

@@FamousWolfe I think you can still say it

[@doll.perasite9030]

Oh damn he goes that hard?

[@slipknotsink]

666 likes lol

[@Dukeofnachos]

Also, props to the shirtless ninja casually bouncing his pecs to the beat.

[@darkashtar]

Yeah, and the ninja in green really getting into dancing in the background near the end lol

[@static_irony]

That takes skill man

[@MrSumbody69]

thats what im screaming

[@acemoriarty]

that takes hella talent.

[@charlottedove8354]

Dukeofnachos I can't stop staring at him DX

[@quintuspotatimus2811]

The rumour come out. Does Ninja Brian is gay? Ninja Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumour comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumour. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumour which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumour. The rumour is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumour is really much talked by people even a person in his fans.

[@tw1lightprincess]

im done

[@quintuspotatimus2811]

+Megan Crockett lol

[@dansaunders1655]

Game Grumps/NSP Memes: Ascend.

[@seththetactician6712]

I think you mean Ninjab Ryan

[@arielherman8373]

lol by man

[@destryshafer2764]

Considering Brian wrote a friendfiction about sucking dan, this song wasn't just Dannys idea

[@Ash-wu4oq]

. . .he did wha-????

[@lunarjade6360]

What? Youve never read the legendary fic, 'The Beej'?

[@Ash-wu4oq]

@@lunarjade6360 No i havent? where is it?????

[@lunarjade6360]

gamegrumps.fandom.com/wiki/The_Beej The entirety of it is on the wiki! I am glad i got to be the one to introduce you to this masterpiece, my friend

[@charlesdolling5403]

Oh my god I just found this and I love it

[@RatOfTheWoods]

Brian would be the most powerful bottom of all time

[@dramadobacalhau8059]

True

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Don’t say that. He can’t know. We can’t allow him to gain that power

[@brianstryker4536]

Bienvenue Power Bottom!

[@the_otherpurringcutiepie7710]

True

[@justinstarr5930]

He is master of the five second death clench technique

[@naterk9460]

"Could you imagine if we were gay?" I'm aware that rule 34 is a thing, yes.

[@gingergamer3270]

This now has 34 likes, you're welcome

[@KapaBahamut]

And now they have actual r34 of them and they’re group of friends so no I don’t need to imagine XD

[@cheshirecats6974]

This was a mildly mediocre comment but you're close to 666 likes

[@shahman76]

The older I get, the more immature my sense of humour gets. This song is hilarious.

[@arctohru]

I feel called out

[@apathetic_graffiti]

I fear what happens to my humour when I get older

[@pryingeyes1551]

That's happened to me too. I wonder if it's the 3 brain injuries I've had since my late 20s.

[@doll.perasite9030]

How funny is it now

[@Tibs05]

Its pretty funny 😂

[@brageohm2032]

1:24 I just love how the blonde girl is clapping like “Good for you”

[@thespaceofades2734]

1:47 I like how they both become confused when he points at them and says "Your dick".

[@tmntleo]

I like to blast this when my brothers' homophobic, incredibly straight friend Brian comes over.

[@ewu..]

Noice

[@ShadowNite1105]

*You're doing God's work, son*

[@Rock_8oy]

Does anyone else just love the one "ouch" at 2:01

[@peachbIossom]

+The Rock & Roll Gamer i absolutely love the entire falling sequence tbh XD

[@ALonsdaleiteRebis]

I swore I was the only one! I say it every time it comes up.

[@Wandering_Scara]

Ikr that's the best part of that especially when before he falls he just says oh shit

[@cryingbreakfastfriends3368]

Thats literally the best part! XD

[@maryudomah4387]

Oh shit.

[@centurionquincy3899]

I think my favorite part, even more than the pec bouncing ninja, is the fact that at some point this conversation happened: Danny: Hey mom (he calls his grandma 'mom') Brian and I are filming a music video. GSB (Granny Sex Bang): oh how nice, which song? Danny: it's the song where I accuse Brian of being gay, and say Dick as many times as possible. Do you want to be in it? GSB: of course I do!

[@Xarazel]

Granny Sexbang: "ohh you and ya boyfriend Brian! how cute!"

[@shadowsableyexd2660]

Xarazel oh my god yes

[@awayout719]

Yeah the pec bouncing ninja on the pink duvet was fucking hilarious

[@thesecondcomingofchrist3825]

Are we gonna skip over the granny sex bang

[@Akira.0.]

@@thesecondcomingofchrist3825 no one has forgotten the great granny sexbang

[@Toasted.Pencils]

Danny looks like he’s in his early 20’s here, but this music video was produced only nine years ago. _so that would make him_ *31*

[@birchbarks550]

no,I refuse,shut up,this isn't the truth,no,be quiet,no.

[@jtag7069]

@@birchbarks550 Danny is 41. Sorry to crush your dreams lmao

[@lilyryan3146]

K T pretty sure they meant that although he looks young in this vid, he’s already 31

[@Daybreak6427]

Actually, he's 41.

[@darrelgreene7094]

Yeah he looked like... 19-22. lol Man ages well. He FINALLY looks 30, and he's now 40.

[@asasanford8513]

So story time: i found this video a little after I realized I was gay and I was ashamed of who I was based on what my family believed, and weirdly enough this video alone made me so comfortable with who I am cause it was the first gay media I saw that was lighthearted and fun. So thanks NSP for that! Plus the two dudes on the flying pink duvet will never not be hot. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@flawyerlawyertv7454]

👏

[@Yogurt2740]

yass betch! fuck your parent's beliefs

[@t00thv0mit6]

Asa Sanford WE. LOVE. THAT. OMFG

[@nerfeddonut7871]

Ur an opp?

[@mansytchannel3070]

WOOOOOOOO

[@shiensubordinate7516]

*Casual 'ouch' as he tumbles off a cliff side*

[@yakuzabalooza450]

Kizna Sabs *gets blown up directly by a nuke* "Ouch"

[@trailmxx2298]

I want to like this...but the likes are at 420 so...

[@stefcannon2580]

"AHH OHHHH OW OHHHH AHH OUCH AHH OWWWW AHH"

[@DownUnderPunk]

I love the girly moan like sound he makes at the end of the fall.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

Yeah, uh. It was mentioned in their second music video. Danny Sexbang's one weakness is the: It's uhhh. . . It's kind of when you. . . HERE let them SHOW YOU! :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/goC8gqeYr8Sjhsk

[@jemdragons3120]

No one going to mention how terrifying Baby Danny is? Okay.

[@TigerFucker]

I think it's cute.

[@Somebody9666]

it's the arms.....

[@raccoon_goth]

Oh yess, more nightmare fuel than I needed from Ninja Sex Party

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

Danny's Grandma!

[@goldenboy9182]

He hounts my dreams and nightmares

[@UhOphelia]

This is the perfect example of how you do humor like this. Even 11 years later, it's still funny. No one is attacked in this video, it aged perfectly

[@jacestar3007]

Danny gets 2 poison darts in the neck bro 💀

[@JRTO_]

@@jacestar3007shhhhh

[@qrowing]

My friend and I would turn this, ultimate sandwich, and manticore on whenever we would smoke. Safe to say they still crack me up all this time later lmao. Oh, and I think the theme song maybe? "Now you should buy us all nachos. But none for yourself. You're training, no food!"

[@ozharms]

@@qrowingI think you’re thinking of Sex Training

[@CartoDarko]

FRR and it's so fucking funny too

[@astonchip]

Two guys staying 5 feet apart because one of them Isn't gay

[@randomfandoms6769]

I wonder which one...

[@SkyeTGR]

Have your 69th like from me!

[@purplemountainmeow]

I watch this video way too often.

[@ToadNibb]

PurpleMountainMeow same I think this is my 10th time

[@andresmauco5424]

KamRocks 10th time? I've watched it 10 times a day!

[@kylehollenbaugh3464]

Andres Mauco You may just actually be gay

[@fishtofishpbobet8999]

PurpleMountainMeow same

[@cactoid9281]

PurpleMountainMeow I have the same problem.

[@ventirudd8479]

Does anyone else watch the NSP videos from start to finish just to see the evolution of Danny's hair?

[@yourpalcas]

Yes

[@welobow9741]

i couldn't believe how hard I laughed at what you said

[@pikamaster2622]

I believe every body does

[@welobow9741]

XD

[@evergreen4224]

Of Course

[@moxwinters6165]

So I'm glad to see that even in a universe where both Ninja Brian and Danny are gay, that Danny still gets practically no action while Ninja Brian gets everyone

[@nicomoist5336]

XD yaas

[@Open_Air_Museum]

No bitches?

[@PriceAintRight]

"As Brian licks a sack" Still funny 8 years later

[@genericmattresssalesman9003]

Also 10 years

[@tannermarlow6871]

It gets me every time they use that ragdoll body double for dan

[@Fletchlingboy]

the Dannequin is its official name

[@DormantGolem]

What are you talking about he does all his own stunts?

[@Fletchlingboy]

Obviously. They just SAY its a mannequin. For... legal reasons.

[@pookini4836]

Remember the first music video they did? Dan used to be a ninja before he became a rockstar so what you're seeing there is a form of substitution jutsu that Dan learned when he was a ninja. It's so effective that Brian himself is fooled by the aforementioned technique.

[@plateinator3493]

that's obviously him in that shot

[@robot_nick6377]

A man with a phd dressed as a ninja is in between two nearly naked buff ninjas who are dancing

[@KomboAndy]

A Phd signed by the Terminator

[@elizabethlee2136]

I dont wanna ruin 369. But excellently done

[@Bammah_]

“Ouch” - Danny Sexbang 2010

[@michellebalogun1421]

"top ten most emotional coming out stories"

[@aMAXproduction]

Am I the only one that didn't need someone to send them here?

[@wompwomp1658]

Nah

[@taken_over3416]

Nope

[@hotshot2471]

Course not its that good

[@squidlord9157]

Nope

[@emmamiranda1820]

welcome

[@MsMimirabbit]

For the full experience watch at 0.5 speed.

[@leggiekitty]

Why would you do this to me?

[@MsMimirabbit]

Moonstarforever Because you deserved it.

[@leggiekitty]

1.5 For best results.

[@MsMimirabbit]

Moonstarforever I died a little when he read the list at this speed. That was amazing, thank you.

[@minecraf1er]

He sounds drunk in the beginning.

[@TheLeaf424]

1:03 danny waiting for his cue behind the girl killed me

[@m.o.3745]

0:53 "There would be no sadness if we were super gay" Super gay? Do you need a cape to be super gay?

[@obliviousotterI]

Of course. Did you not know that?

[@ultimateshipper8997]

A cape, and a jockstrap.

[@slushiie9674]

i'm super gay and still sad so. clickbait

[@TheScienceWitch_tsw]

I wonder how Audrey is gonna feel about this when she inevitably finds this

[@cryingbreakfastfriends3368]

Audrey: um dad... What is this? Brian: *in his ninja costume puts middle fingers up and smokebombs away*

[@dripmaster247]

She'll probably love it.

[@annellora]

It would look like your profile pic :D

[@graydonkyler2004]

The Science Witch "dad...why...."

[@hannahwash09]

not as scarred as shes gonna feel when she finds the manticore video, trust me

[@hamdamage6230]

Does anyone else think Danny looks SO fab in the black croptop?

[@myopics6435]

OMG! Yes!

[@rodriguezivan71]

dem shorts doe

[@rowan4918]

+A Cookie fuckin tru

[@harleyharley4213]

yes. your not alone.

[@pandamax9958]

What a wise cookie you are 0-0

[@JohnDoe-ij8gy]

As a gay man who likes liking sacks, this is surprisingly not very homophobic. Dan isn’t even hating on Brian for being gay, it gives off a very supportive energy? Lmao

[@Open_Air_Museum]

Reminds me of "My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them."

[@VioletKatana64]

It's an advertisement to get Brian some sack

[@lorehammer40k4]

Hell, he makes being gay sound super duper awesome. Is it really true that there's no sadness and everything is unicorns and magic? Do you actually have a tasteful flying pink duvet? If yes, how do I sign up? Is there some kind of camp that offers some kind of therapy where we can finally convert to being gay or would just going back to a public school do the trick like my shitty Uncle Derrick is always bitching about at Thanksgiving?

[@LevitheEldritchAbomination]

​​@@lorehammer40k4Well you won't be gay, but just like... Hop through a magic door with us and you can come to queerland, it's fun

[@mikespiegel5990]

It sounds like he really, really wishes he could be gay with Brian, but his true heterosexuality is keeping him from experiencing this paradise.

[@GalexiDude]

Danny is such a supportive friend embracing the fact that his friend is gay and even making a song about it.

[@dimensionalMystery]

Imagine if Brian's daughter finds this when she's older xD

[@mcalpin3326]

omg

[@briellegaurrich8759]

+The Angry Owl i hope so

[@elliottevans2312]

+The Angry Owl Brian will show her with a proud 'embarrassing dad' sort of look on his face

[@GamefreakRX]

+The Angry Owl Implying he won't still be doing this

[@tomchristoffer]

+The Angry Owl He's already been showing her some NSP, actually.

[@finleypower976]

Brian deserves a medal he kept a straight face

[@PChamileon97]

Finley Power *STRAIGHT* Face

[@leg0le]

There's a joke on there somewhere

[@cbayer5012]

But how can do that if he's gay

[@netcrns]

he has a mask on

[@Rowantale]

Finley Power the mask is just to hide his gay face, so you always think it’s a straight face

[@fouroffoxes]

the first "what if we _____ jk..... unless" time to give Danny all the awards

[@rainandhail67]

I’m not convinced this wasn’t written by Danny at 4am during a random spout of gay curiosity

[@10INTM]

The rumor come out...

[@bebepayasito]

Does NSP is gay?

[@unknowngaming5751]

10INTM does dan and Brian is gay?

[@mjangelvortex]

Does Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian is gay?

[@phi0_]

*Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan

[@samsoa19]

+Sigma Waffle Donnie Sexbag*

[@jacquelinewynne7143]

I just sent this video to my Homophobic friend, who's called Brian. I hope I make his day.

[@jacquelinewynne7143]

I use the term "friend" very loosely. :p

[@josephwilson4889]

Jacquelines Animatics after I hope you got him a tasteful pink doovay

[@ThePeetzerGuy]

...It's Brian! Brian has an ST-- I'm sorry.

[@Chaoddity]

Please let us now how that went. lol

[@sleebybear9280]

How'd it go

[@toadfroyo]

as i am gay, i need to find a man named brian. i will sing this song to him. but i must find him first.

[@rottbite2403]

Have you found him

[@Sweetdollette]

We believe in you

[@genericmattresssalesman9003]

You got this

[@nikh7222]

Please update

[@phonetar420]

have u found a brian yet?

[@oscaruncomfortable]

Happy pride month, this song is still a classic. However, unlike when I found this song, knowing I'm a gay man makes it a billion times funnier to me.

[@emorydeyoung3425]

As a gay person, I don't find this offensive and it shouldn't be age restricted. I give both NSP and Game Grumps permission to make gay jokes.

[@knifeinthecoffee]

Emory Claire maybe if you swear enough it gets age restricted. Danny did say dick quite a few times XD But I agree, I'm gay as well and this video is hilarious and clearly satire

[@lakamokolaka]

Hey my fellow gays let us be gay together gayly Stop saying your gay god damn it is annoying as shit coming from the king of gays XD

[@wiigocadee4641]

Emory Claire seen much worse things that haven't been age restricted, and seriously, society seems to think jokes are offensive and saying gays are girly without satire isn't. That's just wrong n

[@lilhogfella]

pretty sure it's age restricted because two male dancers start trusting their dicks on ninja bryan but alright

[@emorydeyoung3425]

But those dicks aren't visible. In Objects of Desire, Danny has a visible fake erection and that is honestly something that should give it an age restriction, but it doesn't.

[@nany9637]

THAT END ALWAYS FUCKING KILLS ME

[@tFighterPilot]

Natalie Martinez It also kills Donnie Sexbag

[@thomaskloos6409]

tFighterPilot Danny Sexbang.

[@kaimiranda2121]

Thomas Kloos it kills Ninja Ryan 2.

[@thomaskloos6409]

The Lost Soul Yeah, forgot about that.

[@georgewest1193]

"Ouch"

[@lewiscampbell8683]

I don’t know why but “Ninjab Ryan” makes me laugh everytime

[@BenjaminRegen]

Please watch Jacksfilms series, Your Grammar Sucks Enjoy :)

[@luizhenriquealves9755]

Brian's eyes are the best part of the video, all that cringe, panick and "wth am I doing with my life" feeling so clear in his eyes

[@simone6090]

This is the worst song to have stuck in my head at work. Mostly because I'm a teacher and my friend/colleague is named Brian.

[@tabithastone8863]

Now that my friend, if a fanfic waiting to happen

[@sinkingboat.8555]

🤣 sorry but like how could I not

[@BlueShotTM]

If my teacher sang that i would die!!!

[@digodabrik201]

just the sheer the self control needed.

[@nikkihutchinson640]

😂😂😂

[@RaaynML]

I love how the only video with "Gay" in the title is the only video with a content warning on this channel. Wow KZbin.

[@patu8010]

It's like we're living in Russia or something.

[@jessylabrie9298]

Still one of my favorite songs. Glad this band never changed.

[@nightsocoolioyep7663]

I've never seen a single artist convey the gay experience so accurately as this. I feel seen.

[@858Boi]

but does Brian is gay?

[@thebeatles7109]

yes does brian gay

[@jamesbowers5478]

Brian is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago.

[@simbathealmighty749]

+James Bowers Brian is married to a girl

[@virginiacaetano2813]

+Bricen Cole They're referencing a funny. Google "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?"

[@luneth770]

The question come out.

[@Kari_UrValentine]

Me:" wait, why is this age-res-.....😐oh shit."

[@cassiegrey3053]

SAME

[@pikamaster2622]

why

[@Kari_UrValentine]

+Kaiden Patterson If your asking this video includes the word dick 70 something times, extreme humping, Ninjas

[@loganrenfrow2544]

Honestly it's not as bad as some other NSP videos that aren't restricted in my opinion.

[@ramniwaskumar5940]

mk

[@suel1241]

is no one going to talk about short dannys hair is. I MEAN ITS BEEN 10 YEARS BUT STILL

[@Noodles4Ever1000]

ten years later, "i have to laugh. HAHAHA, HA HA!" still makes me lose my shit

[@Noodles4Ever1000]

yep, still hilarious

[@bonepaste_3336]

This is the literal embodiment of middle school humor 😂😂😂

[@Guy-ib6dk]

ArtWork Animations I will scream this song out at my school now.

[@DrearyDropAlt]

ArtWork Animations that is a spot on statement

[@juliannededrick163]

So true tho! 😂😂😂

[@mediumwaffle4104]

Na. Middle schoolers would hate this

[@crazychimchar555]

Medium Waffle you haven’t been to my school then

[@smokesparkdragonfly1368]

Friendly reminder that dannys grandma is now a great grandma

[@glassphoenix9095]

what happened?

[@maskedwatercress]

Danny doesn't have a kid though lol

[@brandonr3072]

Charlie 789 he has a sister though......

[@immortalra2053]

What would you do if you found out your uncle did stuff like this

[@ellzrandom2392]

And that danny is almost 40

[@rithrius5384]

If Dan could get hit with a poison dart, fall off a cliff with multiple impacts, and still be alive and concious enough to point out that the second poison dart was unnecessary, then it most certainly wasn't unnecessary.

[@akakazemscd]

... then either Danny Sexbang is a god, or could kill God, and I do not care anymore if there is a difference!

[@bcollins3811]

i think that the "ouch" while danny is falling down the cliff is really underappreciated

[@TrollingTrollsTroll]

I want a GIF of the Danny doll falling.

[@MekboyKhal]

add gif to the url and edit from there... you're welcome

[@Knuckles134]

How about a 10 minute loop???? :D

[@TrollingTrollsTroll]

***** Pretty please? Already subscribed to you due to the "DAAAAAAN" loop, which is bloody amazing.

[@Knuckles134]

TrollingTrollsTroll kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKmvioCejZyCmpI

[@ximipeepimix2890]

He did it.

[@xanatos8920]

"Just unicorns and magic, if we were super gay..." So does that mean Unicorn Wizard is a song about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian's super-gay parallel universe counterparts, The Unicorn Wizard and Princess Handjob? Did I just BLOW YOUR MIND TO SHIT

[@tyronesnofolophogus6020]

Fuck yeah you did!

[@dotapark]

It's too make sense. All is unnecessarily clear now.

[@Thebrandoverse]

woah..... that is amazing!

[@austinsears3648]

Yes you did

[@hamyell]

+Xanatos yes, yes you did

[@chompaproductions5240]

Dude my favorite part is the split second when he says Brians gay

[@lordofmemes42069]

My friend and I were driving down the road in his car and he started blasting this, let's just say we got some weird looks from people

[@ravenscorn2252]

Should've filmed that and put it on KZbin lol

[@Keegerator]

the non-committal "ouch" gets me every damn time omfg (2:01)

[@tristenprescott1916]

LMAOOO ME TOO 😂😂😂

[@NeoBluereaper]

For once true fear was shown in Ninja Brian's eyes... but then he killed it.

[@SpaceGandalf]

Along with Danny and 1,457,334,257,429 other living creatures throughout the multiverse.

[@danielquinlan2457]

Brilliance With A Mask I'd call that a slow day.

[@pissmachine2728]

ngl for like, 2011, this song was surprisingly not homophobic...

[@bozmundarts2614]

it was and still is the gayest thing

[@OhNoTheFace]

As someone who is gay, it's not at all. Stereotypical sure, but funny and with zero malice

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

What’s with the strawberry for 2011? I understand that no maIice was intended. But it wasn’t funny enough to have a point, so it’s pointless and it should’ve never been made.

[@denjidenji9162]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 its not that deep

[@CartoDarko]

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 lol wtf are you on? shits funny as hell

[@thechrononaut1]

It's been 11 years and this is still one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever heard. It's like, I was in my early 20s when it came out, you expect to get over the juvenile humor, but no. It's still hilarious.

[@masafulgur4967]

does the westboro baptist have a facebook... ... .... i wanna send this to them as a national anthem of love... and peace... and harmony

[@charajones2253]

Too late. I've already done it

[@TZmayo]

Masa Fulgur 9

[@justhere9367]

have they replied

[@strawberryfox2049]

Masa Fulgur 😂😂

[@Mudkip971]

Finally turned 18! My Age restriction video days are over. Can finally re-watch this.

[@Mudkip971]

Aidan FailKB I usually play fair

[@theleafeon8020]

Rewatch?

[@Mudkip971]

Angelo Ramirez Yeah the age restriction for this video was only made a few months ago.

[@Mudkip971]

***** XD

[@MiniatureRanni]

***** You and me both brother. You and me both.

[@OhNoTheFace]

Brian has a hell of a sense of humour and is very confident in his sexuality :P

[@notaperson1487]

Mostly brians gay

[@ronank.6608]

0:27 when danny is confirmed as a furry

[@AaronTheBaron89]

Danny always been a furry, even he has admitted it

[@stormyperson44]

I feel like Brian's just fighting to prevent himself from bursting out into laughter. Edit: I just learned that Dan is a Game Grump and that explains so much.

[@guilhermetito2003]

When this song and video were recorded he wasn't a GameGrump yet

[@RedPilledAsFuck]

Guilherme Tito woah :0

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

How did you find this channel first

[@Cyber-Hexagon]

Guilherme Ronha YO FOR REAL?

[@ellainacase427]

here's a drinking game: take a shot every time he says Dick

[@samlyons1354]

Ellaina case R.I.P

[@samuelreed8888]

Ellaina case

[@himynameisfin]

Ellaina case Sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip DEAD

[@lewisashallsci]

pikachu And violet just died of alcohol poisoning now

[@ellainacase427]

Lewis Ashall yep

[@nonamesleft136]

12 years later and I'm still imagining if they were gay, especially Ninja Bri... *dead*

[@bryanmangual5735]

I’m glad it said “Brian” Close call

[@archieyeah]

Really dodged a bullet there

[@chickennuggetmastermain1001]

lol

[@axolotl593]

Masterful commenting

[@deadaccount2212]

SOMEBODY SUNG THE BEGGINING OF THIS AT SCHOOL AND I CRIED.

[@violetbaudelaire7353]

I know this is unrelated but nice DDLC profile picture 😁😅

[@deadaccount2212]

Thanks lol

[@violetbaudelaire7353]

@@deadaccount2212 np 😅

[@konekoray9323]

Wait, this implies that your friend did not finish singing it. Why did they not finish the song?

[@elquercu7116]

@@konekoray9323 they died of gay

[@charlee2273]

I can confirm this is EXACTLY what it's like being gay. 100%. 10/10.

[@throckmorton7727]

Charlee cool. I am gay now

[@antisepticblep3825]

Charlee yes

[@austinluther5825]

Charlee awasss

[@smileyking3193]

Same

[@somekindofbirdman6524]

Man I dun got the gay now 😉

[@AdmiraloftheCrackNavy]

Let's not forget that Brian penned the masterpiece known as "The Beej"

[@Burnzsall]

This was the first NSP song I ever saw. For the longest time, I actually thought their names were Donnie Sexbang and Nijab Ryan. I just figured that it was some quirky internet thing.

[@NinjaQuintos10]

"If you were gay That'd be ok I mean, cause hey! HA! I'd like you a-ny-way!" Oh the memories

[@chippydippy1530]

Yes I love you

[@jojivlogs_4255]

Qbed Music Those aren't the lyrics but whatever.

[@saladdressing1869]

Oh God, I'm getting serious flashbacks!

[@andrewbynon8624]

Shizune Hakamichi Actually, the lyrics this person is singing are from a completely different song.

[@mattdrzal387]

Shizune Hakamichi you obviously haven't lived on avenue q

[@NoamVH]

A CELEBRATION FOR TODAY I SAY! :D

[@Mermi]

***** I thought the same thing!

[@1218Draco]

Theme song for such a momentous occasion

[@lilyrowland4124]

***** YES

[@BlasianBunny]

Y

[@1218Draco]

"Just unicorns and magic if we were super gay" Seriously? It's perfect!

[@aurosoky]

12 YEARS HAVE PASSED. TIME ISNT REAL.

[@residentpeevil]

as a gay dude this will be my personal theme song til the end of time. play this at my funeral or else.

[@shialabeouf1928]

6 years later... Here I am again.

[@lavenderwaffles4047]

hey man (or whatever) you have a month to refresh your comment or it won't be valid anymore

[@light.justlight.2685]

Danny has nice legs.

[@bengamess3572]

Light. Just Light.

[@scandalousblue]

Light. Just Light. he most definitely does.

[@causewaybob3651]

This is the song you sing with your homies before giving them a kiss goodnight

[@dollie_ollie]

as a gay person, this song will never not be funny