Everybody Touches Cloud | FF7 Rebirth

Seems everyone in Rebirth wants to touch Cloud in one way or another.
This video was a lot longer originally but I decided to edit a ton of footage out of it.
#ff7rebirth #ff7r #cloudstrife

[@afsmeg]

Sephiroth just sensually running his hand on Cloud's back while everyone else smacks and pulls him around

[@arson_e.]

4:22 😭

[@franciscotelles-leon3641]

Aside from Jenova Cloud is probably the only person Sephiroth thinks about.

[@Jenova_Sephiroth]

I have my reasons…just…looking out

[@lujixcjml]

@@Jenova_SephirothI love you

[@celtyrider8111]

@@Jenova_Sephiroth Aww Sephy-cutie, you're also here, I love you! 💞💞

[@MirrrAClEboYy]

the waist grab at 0:30 was PERSONAL.

[@MsDj03]

THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEE

[@PuffyWuzHere]

I want to grab clouds snatchable waist

[@Wompwomp1238]

I don't think Cloud liked it 💀

[@MirrrAClEboYy]

@@Wompwomp1238 he certainly did not 😭😭

[@Wompwomp1238]

@@MirrrAClEboYy what does miracleboy mean sire

[@NoxianJustice]

Everybody: Touches,pats,shakes hand Sephiroth: Mega erotic hug

[@user-sm6gn3nl6o]

Well, it's Sephiroth we're talking about! He always wants Cloud! Not sure *how* he wants him, though, most possibly he wants him... Dead, or dead inside, at least.

[@erickreyes7902]

7 seconds till the end... what will you do cloud?...

[@adri_144]

@@user-sm6gn3nl6o or inside... NO I'M SORRY 💀

[@LodyPolskieNarodowe]

Just give him a neko girl suit and he will be a perfect waifu.

[@a.t.6783]

It s probably because of "the reunion" thingy, right ^^

[@canofnothing]

Wow, no consent either. He should press charges.

[@merimkastrat5846]

Do cops even exist in FF7? Closest to “cops” would be Shinra guards, who he is literally fighting against and wanted as well.

[@ladyrhea444]

Aerith gonna have the most charges LOL

[@chanmarr8118]

I’ve been saying this lol Everyone gets smitten with him, men and women, and just violate his space. Like, I get it, he’s handsome, but omg respect his space! I feel like his mom at this point 😅

[@Umbrum_Silvermoon]

​@ladyrhea444 xD what would be her sentence? Death?....

[@ladyrhea444]

@@Umbrum_Silvermoon sephiroth: “only I can invade his personal space.”

[@kadaj7905]

Cloud: non-tactile as possible Everyone: *touch-touch-touch*

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

I feel like Cloud irl lol, idk when is a good time to touch a person or not so I just don't do it

[@rere_bunny]

Everyone: Short small touches And then there is Sephiroth... 😂

[@Sandra-yu4mf]

Haha dont forget Dios not so discreet flirty touch 🤣

[@7XSubaru]

@@Sandra-yu4mf Or Andrea Rhodea and his Honey Bees in Remake 😆 But the winner would probably be Madam M, with the massage. No one can take Cloud by the hand like her. XD

[@kasumiayanami4501]

A very touching Reunion

[@shro_okee]

Ba-dumtss

[@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764]

😂😂😂

[@randomkitten6268]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@GachaJessiSans]

Why was Sephiroth the only person being actually gentle with Cloud??? 💀💀💀

[@valyg.creepy5844]

Kind of want to say "it's for the fanservice" XD

[@GachaJessiSans]

True

[@tornadosiren8691]

@@valyg.creepy5844 I think it actually was

[@thehoneybunempress1664]

Cmon. You know just how much Seph loves his boyfriend 😂😂

[@GachaJessiSans]

@@thehoneybunempress1664 I wish. But i think we all know that they can never be canon. Not after all the chaos and stuff that happened 💀. I imagine MAYYYBE a fling would be possible but forgiveness? Nah bro. Im sorry. But i wish it was 💀

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

4:32 What am I supposed to be feeling right now

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

my heart has filled with something else... in fact it's not my heart that's filled...

[@TheSmashism]

FFVII Rebirth is just a game about people disregarding Cloud's personal space and manhandling him and I am here for it!!!

[@bossbossy7149]

Cloud in the original game : a weirdo who creeps most of the people (except Tifa and Aerith) Cloud in the remake : ankward cute Guy that everyone are fond of

[@Skyv111]

Girlhandling him too!

[@Skyv111]

@@bossbossy7149we’ll he IS so cute, handsome, that yeah…

[@bossbossy7149]

@rtu9734 Does my cruelty have no limit?

[@KAIsibs]

0:43 Everyone talks about this scene because of Tifa’s reaction. I talk about because of Cloud’s “Why are you grabbing me” look

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Aw, I had missed the cute way he looks down at the way she's grabbing his arm, lol! He's too precious 😂

[@rtgbhreth]

Well I could not deny Sephiroth anything. A hug he wants, he shall get

[@lunarkrueger3341]

I will give Sephiroth whatever he needs

[@GeorgiaAndrea]

I will give ANYTHING he wants.

[@FruitCapoeira]

REAL

[@handsomeelfo8254]

"U shall get a hug of despair"

[@lunarkrueger3341]

@@handsomeelfo8254 I will gladly take that hug. Thank you 😊

[@ro3knroll]

whys sephiroth so into it when hugging cloud 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@rosenrot234]

Manipulation and they're both touch starved

[@luiousy7329]

Canon obsessive ex

[@taylormbp8454]

Tifa was gentle too though-

[@digthesechild-bearinghipsb2842]

The anime when your mom walks in: 4:20

[@pearsblikingone.jand9cb764]

No because that is too real 💀💀💀

[@rohaankishibe2698]

Thank you, I needed that time stamp

[@1lulchr1s]

Of course this clip is on 4:20 💀💀💀

[@dansketch4603]

4:38 Cloud: get out of my way woman! I want him.

[@mcmona4171]

more like cloud just caught cheating on seph 😂

[@finleymorris04]

Aerith knows the power of physical contact and that makes her dangerous

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

She does! Sadly, she wields it too many times in Tifa's face, knowing Tifa also likes Cloud. They sadly never did get to have that girl chat about boys, but my guess is that Aerith would've probably staked her claim openly regarding Cloud. And Tifa, the admitted people-pleaser and not wanting to risk losing two friends...would probably stand aside and let her have him. Damn, that breaks my heart 😂. Especially as ai feel neither of them should be wasting their time on Cloud and would make a much better ship together, lol. They have a lot of moments that feels like them being just a little bit more than friends.

[@SamuraiSeiyuu]

​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley I believe that is the opposite, they are kinda chill about it like "let's go all out to get this boy and wins the best, fair and square"

[@Sao0011]

*Welcome to FF7Rebirth the REAL Hugging Simulator* Sephiroth : Don't Deny me....Embrace me

[@lunarkrueger3341]

I would give Sephiroth whatever he needs and more. Go team Sephiroth

[@NerdySetsokam]

The player: I don't know. I don't know, dude. Seems kinda gay to me.

[@lunarkrueger3341]

Not everything is a werid ship. It's probably just the development team screwing with everyone to make more money. Just a classic villain messing with the hero. The FF7R Trilogy seems to like messing with Cloud's messed-up mind.

[@holographicwing]

@@lunarkrueger3341 He's gay and he won't date you

[@Ewelf]

@@holographicwing No he's not, because the developers wanted to put him with Aerith originally. Stop seeing gays everywhere...

[@turquoisemaple]

there is one scene where yuffie pushes him so hard he almost falls, and also that one with the frog sidequest lol

[@shro_okee]

I was missing the end of the frog quest where he got pushed into the frog mist xD

[@casjmere_5982]

sephiroth is so menacingly soft spoken, i love it

[@shro_okee]

Title: touches cloud Barret: *punches him to knock some sense into him*

[@KirbyIsCute]

Sonic: Kids, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like. But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

The Twink is small and easily manipulated

[@AdSoyad-rp1vm]

relatable ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[@air-head3961]

0:16 his face here is so funny He looks so confused and scared by everyone touching him

[@bluelfsuma]

4:37 Cloud: _"Ohhh, I don't need_ Tifa _anymore!"_

[@janelbbuck]

I was waiting for someone to make a video about this cause it happens so dang much. 💀

[@user-mu1os7me8s]

Everybody really seems to be into Cloud's strong arms and small hands

[@motionista]

Even the dolphin lol

[@Skyv111]

Yeah, that was hilarious

[@TheGingiGamer]

They should've called this game "Everybody Loves Cloud"

[@ADAPTChance]

Funny enough I have a video coming with that exact title lol.

[@Jenova867]

You forgot to include the tall blonde commander in junon when she was holding clouds face

[@ADAPTChance]

You are right. I was on the fence about including it or not. I originally had every scene of someone touching Cloud but it seemed to repetitive so I cut a bunch out. 😅

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

I liked that lady, she was kinda Fem Dom-y

[@iamtwoawesomes]

Domming Cloud simulator

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

HA! Rebirth even flat out has a moment where I think Madam M calls Cloud out on his preference for a dominant partner!

[@Wh0sJ4niy4]

He always looks so disgusted I’m deaddd

[@estrelasabrina]

Cloud is very touchable

[@ixlness]

We’re going to need a part 2. So many other “touching” moments in Rebirth

[@cocohe37]

He's so cute and everyone just can't help it.

[@garimarajnandinee1432]

oh god.. i love how fucking offended he looks for a second. Hes goddam adorable

[@mhaeminn]

this dude lucky and unlucky at the same time

[@congratsitsadegenerate7082]

He looks so perplexed very time

[@zoriamyl]

You missed the one where Yuffie PUSHES him OUT of frame 😂😂😂

[@ADAPTChance]

It was of the many scenes that were cut. 😅

[@dakr1x659]

when does this happen?

[@HuTaoTakami]

CLOUD HAS THE MOST RIZZ I HAVE EVER SEEN 😭

[@roastingpotato]

They passed this little petite twink around like a joint at the academy istg 😭😭😭💀

[@MaidenOfHusbands]

Not passed around, willingly

[@ebbiebean9385]

Cloud always looks bewildered

[@sktreble]

I’m still only 40 seconds in. I keep rewinding because I just realized the dolphin was obviously included. Everyone really did touch Cloud.

[@Akurisuwa]

I knew Sephiroth's hug would be put as the ending climax of this video❤❤❤❤😏😏😏😏😏😏

[@eitakou]

As someone who has never seen or played any of this WTF ARE THOSE SCENES WITH SEPHIROTH 😂🙈🙈💞

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Ever seen the movie FF7: Advent Children? It's just more of that, lol. Which, that whole movie had multiple moments of semi homoerotica, and yes, Sephiroth was leading the charge but he wasn't the only one 😅.

[@eitakou]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Oh my lord 😆

[@kjdee140]

I'm more convinced than ever that Cloud is an incubus and doesn't realize it.

[@Sephiroth1992]

Sephiroth is really obsessed with Cloud... with his puppet 😏🪽

[@LoveisStoredInTheLain]

My brother in christ that is a dolphin

[@rasdan1192]

This video is so out of context, i love it.

[@KirbyIsCute]

4:39 Cloud: Tifa, I think I might like y- (sees Sephiroth) Why hello there, handsome!

[@zy5992]

Why sephiroth keep groping him ?

[@ZhangtheGreat]

He wants some. Duh.

[@rururi6277]

@@ZhangtheGreatI mean who wouldn’t.. 😝😅

[@GeorgiaAndrea]

Sephiroth groping is what some people want to see and they’re getting some. I know I would.

[@Jenova_Sephiroth]

Don’t deny me…embrace me…

[@darthsidious4274]

Poor Dio, Cloud just turning his back on him hurts his soul.

[@arlenevarner5539]

0:28 so no one is talking about this?

[@HALATEEZ]

ikr my mind was screaming “it’s not gay it’s not gay” BUT THE HAND PLACEMENT I would faint

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

cloud is such a cute twink these guys cant keep their hands to themselves

[@BleachBasket108]

2:12 I don't see anyone talking about where Dio pulled that card from 👀

[@Skyv111]

😂 that’s true! Besides him creepily naked and touchy, there’s that

[@abeerrahman7330]

Cloud is bottom

[@JustaThinkr]

Do you blame them, lol!

[@P.A.REmpire]

Cloud doesn't like physical touch or affection

[@DeusGamez]

cloud does need a hug tbh poor dude has got ptsd and hallucinates alot where is Zack when ya need him? he seems to be the one that can talk some sense into him or smack some sense into him xD

[@TotalHooman]

Man square enix really fueling the weird Sephiroth x Cloud fans

[@_Chxco_]

His reactions are so funny

[@ModernCrusaders]

Sephiroth is the different one He is seducing Cloud

[@mariogirl8100]

I mean... With some of the stuff he says and does to Cloud... I wouldn't put it past him.

[@RiverStyxIDV]

​@@mariogirl8100 yes it scares me

[@Skyv111]

Others perhaps maintain their distance even if touching and pushing, in a way they know or feel he’s powerful and not to be really pushed around or trespassed, but Sephiroth goes beyond his limits because he can. He’s more powerful at that moment and goes beyond just the physical limits into his mind and memories. Creepy indeed.

[@Mac4rena]

Cloud looked bothered most of the time😭

[@KxNOxUTA]

As he should be. No consent is abuse. It is that simple. Poor guy is surrounded by egotistic approaches that are all about their needs and not about him.

[@pauloamaral6069]

GAYPHIROTH is never old, always cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danalynch118]

Cloud is that one introvert that literally no one gets the hint from

[@nguyenthuhang8345]

In seconds 4; 42 Cloud type do not touch me ,damn it :))

[@Foxxlol64]

My jaw dropped 0:28

[@misterwacky3186]

I get the feeling that Cloud’s giving everyone a free “hit/touch/pull me” cards.

[@Himawaricosplay]

Sephiroth is just so overly sexual with Cloud

[@celes42017]

I mean, I don’t blame them…but the man is as anti-social as he gets. 😂

[@BLa-lq2bs]

I love how much he gets smacked and pushed around 😂. Tifa definitely touches him probably the most to be fair. There’s a lot of pats from her.

[@LodyPolskieNarodowe]

Nah. Everyone knows it's Aerith. She touches him a lot in both rebirth and remake.

[@jayson3788]

That statement is wild with no context 😂😂😂

[@emarokan]

Not sure about Tifa touching Cloud the most, but Cloud definitely touches Tifa the most ☺️

[@Skyv111]

@@emarokanthere should be a video about when he does the touching indeed. Perhaps it will be shorter but definitely meaningful

[@shushetumare9835]

I think I just discover developers fetish

[@Ted63826]

Bros hot can't blame them 🤷

[@justmike_L]

bro really needs to learn to show his boundaries for personal space xd

[@minimeminiu8848]

Lol at sephiroth and cloud moment. If i dont know ff7 and i saw that clip with cloud reaction 😂

[@weinereater-wm6qm]

3:10 MASTER KOHGA??? Glory to master kohga

[@thegreatestcrewmate9195]

Now I desperately want to see the Yiga vs. Avalanche. Link just shrugs off the weirdness. Avalanche would probably be baffled.

[@handsomeelfo8254]

Cloud rule 34: no touching ok?

[@Sandra-yu4mf]

No one follow the rules, Sephiroth definitely don’t. 😂

[@cloudy8169]

this game made me interested, so i be playing for the first time.

[@noram.m7631]

4:20 You are welcome.

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

This is legit too good stuff

[@infinitechibi1496]

Poor guy gets treated like a ragdoll. Awweee 😂 Weirdly enough it's sephiroph's gentle touches and whispers that actually make me uncomfortable for the guy, like, why is that? People literally be chucking this guy around, but sephiroph hugging him and whispering in his ear is what makes me literally want to escape my own skin and run away. Eurgh, whyyyyy? Not even others grabbing his hips and blantantly flirting gave me that reaction, if anything i laughed and found it hilarious, so i dont get itttt.

[@turquoisemaple]

i love this

[@kaitlynhernandez6340]

Me too!!

[@Mao06pd]

1:34 wow, it's Sparg0 vs riddles

[@anthonygarcia4158]

After watching this it's clear HONEST TRAILERS did a half ass job plus Sephiroth sounding like Darth Vader basically telling cloud to come to the dark side.

[@thegreatestcrewmate9195]

Sounded a lot more seductive than Darth Vader. Which is good because Luke is his son.

[@BloodPump]

2:41

[@shanajeangedeon9060]

Funniest moment😂

[@JulesJuno737]

God I wish that were me.

[@Mazysickly77]

I think they should’ve made cloud more aggressive in his dark moments, have him smack or hit somebody at least

[@Jammineyeonline]

I guess you never playe the original. Shit is about to go very dark for cloud.

[@tiphotisted]

Don't know if you played all of Rebirth but there are some pretty dark moments for Cloud going beyond simply hitting someone.

[@Sakisasvictorianmask]

To be fair, it will still get much darker from this point forward. And even in rebirth he mercilessly slaughters people and was fairly close to decapitating someone in cold blood.

[@GeorgiaAndrea]

Cloud already killed people (and the Temple protector) in cold blood I don’t know how much darker you want it to be.

[@kat_cobain]

Well in the original he slapped Aerith so, there you go.

[@aino565]

I was waiting for some othee people to actually pay attention to this, almost every character you meet is basically all over Cloud, and well, Sephiroth is just gay for Cloud at this point. Personal space nonexistent and we're all here for it.

[@SephirothWaifu]

My dear he belongs to my Sephi-sama *.* It's Legendary!🖤

[@Yagjueh_]

4:20 was too hot to handle. 🤭🤭

[@takafushi8651]

2:40 why was that low-key hot

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

I don’t play this game so someone explain what it is about this guy that tells people “Yes you can touch him he’s actually a very friendly cat.”

[@gabrielwilliams8809]

Anyone else notice Sephiroth Hugs cloud with the same awkwardness as Clouds Tifa hug? It's almost like he is deliberately ruining every good memory/association Cloud has and pissing him off while doing it.

[@nicoledelarosa6679]

LMFAO THE DOLPHIN

[@Sephiroth1992]

sephiroth also claps clouds arm in Nibelheim before sephiroth went to his room

[@VictorAlzaga4991]

Cloud x Sephiroth ❤🔥🔥

[@Skyv111]

Very sick indeed

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I think Sephiroth might be regretting burning Nibelheim 😅. Ruined any chance he had with Cloud. Buuut...that's why there's multi-verse. I'd like to think that in one of those universes, everything doesn't turn to chaos. But then without that moment, Cloud would have no reason to interact with Sephiroth. My head canon though is that Zack eventually introduces Cloud to the upper SOLDIERS and they officially meet that way. Sephiroth keeps it together on the Nibelheim mission and everyone makes it back to Midgar safe and sound 😅

[@rkuchar1]

Can you blame them?

[@karatecat46]

In Clouds place, I would often pull a sneaky avoiding ninja like he did in 3:12

[@Skyv111]

Guess he allowed himself to be touched by those he didn’t mind

[@Skyv111]

Others perhaps maintain their distance even if touching and pushing, in a way they know or feel he’s powerful and not to be really pushed around or trespassed, but Sephiroth goes beyond his limits because he can. He’s more powerful at that moment and goes beyond just the physical limits into his mind and memories. Creepy indeed.

[@abrasivemusik]

I was gonna say you shoulda had Cloud touching Red XIII's pawbeans but then remembered that's one of the few times he actually consented. XD

[@ADAPTChance]

Lol yep. I originally had every scene of someone touching Cloud but it felt a bit to repetitive so I cut a bunch out.

[@Sephiroth1992]

sephiroth and Cloud 😏 🪽