Everyday Things You're Consistently Doing Wrong

[@XenoTravis]

Using a different power level and making sure the food has moisture will make your microwaved food taste so much better

[@BATMAN-gh1nf]

Very True.

[@hardwirecars]

ive started cooking on half power and extending time seams to work way better and does not dry things out as bad.

[@XenoTravis]

hardwire sure! It lets the heat from the surface cook inward more. And microwaves can be overpowering anyways.

[@gregoryeverson741]

place a paper towel over food works also

[@downbntout]

My grandma took an actual microwave cooking class when she bought hers, and her assignment was to nuke a paper plate covered with flour. The scorch marks showed where the power is most concentrated. You guessed it: in a ring shape.

[@tobbenjees941]

*looks at thumbnail i don't do that lol *clicks anyway

[@mrviking5169]

Tobben Jees that's was me

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

Lol, that was my exact reaction!

[@woussi8385]

Max Brockie who are u talking to

[@HewittJosh]

maybe you should read his comment again

[@yqno5174]

Ambidextrous voter he says clicks ANYWAY not away

[@massir7769]

So guys instead of grabbing chips from our bag, the proper way is to do some origami for ten minutes then eat your chips.

[@Syrnian]

+MassiR77 Or get a bowl that will take 10 seconds to wash when finished.

[@tacomod3801]

that you can wash with a sponge and squirt of dish soap

[@VestigialHead]

+Taco Mod Nah best way is to put the bowl in a blender and then add water and dish soap and then blend.

[@tubevolts]

Then take that mixture, dump it into a can, crease on two diagonals then crush by stomping on it. Put the crushed can in a bag, and fold by rolling down the top like a sock. Then microwave for an unreasonable amount of time then place it in the toilet and carefully close the lid. Do not flush, saving water and surprising the next occupant. This method should take about ten seconds, with training.

[@mashedpotatoes2593]

If it takes you ten minutes to roll a chip bag inward, you must have some mental issue, or you're just lazy.

[@MatthewWeiler1984]

Knots with a corkscrew: Ya, because you always have a corkscrew :p Microwaving: Doesn't everyone know about the microwave thing? Also, that goes for anything that you heat-up in the microwave. The chip-bag-bowl: is actually pretty cool. Cutting meat against the grain: doesn't everyone know that too? Closing the toilet lid: again, isn't that common sense? Cleaning a blender: If it's a food processor (as in the video), take the blade out and then clean normally. Closing Chip Bags: That's a really cool way to close a bag of chips.

[@pahasiga]

Knots with a corkscrew - isn't it obvious why didn't they use a knotted plastic bag with the "hack"? So you have a hack that works with only thick cords, how nice of course.

[@samlabo1688]

Can't close the lid on toilet in Asia, no lid, and your pouring the water so lids don't work

[@JohnMBrown-lg7mg]

@@samlabo1688 Amazing how those nasty bastards took forever to figure out what started the bird flu....pack'em till it breeds something new.

[@jalalasif7471]

The blender one was by far, the most useful tip I've come across in the internet. It is such a chose to clean that up the "usual" way...

[@akaakaakaak5779]

"heat waves in the microwave" lol

[@tubevolts]

*Mike Rowe waves* Yep, I heard about them heat waves. I think they get mentioned in summer. Amazingly, microwave ovens (primarily!) use, um, 'micro' waves!

[@adamas_dragon]

Akaakaaka ak I dont need that "hack" my microwave has a triple distribution system so no coldspots

[@mogolosh]

If you can find them the biteNUKER is an awesome brand. My apologies to any Franco-Dutchmen out there.

[@adamas_dragon]

mogolosh Isn't a bitenuker a tiny microwave or something

[@mogolosh]

Going on here? what do mean? I'm not doing anything? It's so funny that you think I'm doing something. I mean there are things going on obviously, not just going on in any shady way. Everything is normal here, move along.

[@Ckcdillpickle]

Who the fuck cuts meat sideways?

[@HuplesCat]

Ckc dillpickle Who even eats flesh anymore?

[@hardwirecars]

most of the world eats meat strange person.

[@evantheo4151]

Huples Cat Like 90% of the planet you fuckwit.

[@nobodyknowsanything3906]

*Huples Cat* Everyone. Everyone eats flesh. Plant flesh or animal flesh, you're eating flesh. Whether you filter your animal flesh through a plant first, or go straight off the bone of the beast, you're eating flesh. Welcome to planet Earth, where all life is interconnected.

[@kegangardner2277]

Except you never call it flesh when it's cooked and eaten.

[@cetusipy]

Is no one going to point out that he's cutting a pork loin and calling it a steak?

[@thomasflynn5366]

Beat me to it. I think he must be a fucking vegan.

[@tattooedman42]

I was going to say the same thing. Just wanted to see if someone else noticed. You did lol.

[@AuskaDezjArdamaath]

cetusipy Also, when talking about cleaning blenders, they show a food processor.

[@hardwirecars]

As a Texan i had a vein popping out of my forehead for that one.

[@OutlawMantis]

Yeah, WTF? Kind of ironic in a "things you're doing wrong" video.

[@devilhitman24]

I've been covering my sneezes with elbows for a lifetime at least I've done that right.

[@bradfordbogan7248]

also, the blades in my blender and every blender I've ever encountered comes out

[@DMPB-fi2ir]

did anyone else notice the dirty blade on the blender where it attached near the center at 6:37

[@babsllamas3579]

In my life, every single person I know sneezes into their arms not hands...

[@adrianlindafhageby468]

Yeah, I thought exactly the same, then again I'm from Sweden so I don't know if it's a different norm here from America.

[@lorbaborb]

I'm the one who nags people to use their elbows

[@Ratigan2]

Your lucky, in my country people don't even block it w/ their hands or arms :/

[@OneTeeGlory]

Babs Llamas Try to observe how older adults do it. Because they just changed how they teach you to sneeze properly at school a few years ago.

[@eltorpedo67]

In my life, it is considered polite to offer your open mouth for a person to sneeze into.

[@AKSAKSAKS]

Or you could like.. remove the blade from the blender before you stick your hands down.

[@jennythesquirreltrainer4252]

Most blenders you can't remove the blades

[@mythikbeast6404]

Jenny the squirrel trainer then they're not blenders, they're processors.

[@anastasios-orfeaschristou1532]

That is amazing!! I guess be amazed just learned what he has been doing wrong all of his life! No more bloody fingers !!!

[@ezekielgomez-goldberg9124]

You would still have to clean the blade though

[@gothnate]

Every blender and food processor I've ever seen has had the capability to remove the blades.

[@kevinnyshines7367]

Ill forget about most of these when i have a chance to use them

[@mkassassin9593]

Oloading 24 i knew half of these already. Especially the crushing can part

[@3dakainsane]

why would I ever need to crush a can

[@vilkku792]

3dakainsane Yes. You don't even get the refunds for the used cans in stores if you crush them.

[@ezekielgomez-goldberg9124]

Same... ;-;

[@Apokalypzx]

For the soda can trick, you don't really need to through the bending process. Just grab both ends firmly and twist.

[@mikepictor]

That is the very difficult and tedious way to do #9. When you get used to it, you can just twist as you crush and get the same effect.

[@TheBoyCalledSam]

We are crushing cans wrong by not using a longer method to achieve the same result?... umm... anyone else notice the obvious problem here?

[@iJamie8467x]

TheBoyCalledSam why tf do yiu need to crush cans anyway?

[@TheAmazingJimmy]

Saves space,

[@Esablaka]

TheAmazingJimmy well in germany the bottle deposit per can is 25cents. ya aint gonna crush youe cans then 😂

[@tristiangoodman4252]

Esava that's only 12 cents in america so not a big deal at most its just a $1.20 per 12 pack which is nothing

[@LughSummerson]

Tristian goodman Another success of the American educational system.

[@TheArtsa23]

10 more things everyone already knows.

[@NonnofYobiznes]

This guy is freaking stupid.

[@EinManU]

10 life hacks that were alrdy mentioned in 1000000000000000000000 other videos

[@deamon6681]

I didn't know number 1, when I open a bag of chips, it gets emptied; no need to close it again.

[@rickrose5377]

Jürgen Hans I agree, Jürgen -- I didn't know the knot thing. That alone was worth the time invested watching the video.

[@oldyellerschannel4676]

Me either. That was a new one for me.

[@Dwoodsworth]

I thought this was going to be bad. I was not disappointed. it was terrible

[@shyam8398]

I fucking know right!?! Who are these 4,069 absolute fucktards who actually like this? Also every time I come to hatewatch one of these I wonder how they have 820+ subscribers?

[@paulmarchisotto5779]

Shyam I couldn't have said it better myself

[@Petq011]

Like there are not ~500 more channels out there doing the exact same thing talking about the exact same "shit". I mean ... even if you need to be told about this stuff ... and on KZbin ... Come one 1 video is MORE than enough ... but NO that's not all... there are those peoples who uploads mostly the same video with 1 to 2 things changed after a few days call it Part 2 or top 10 things about something else and there you go new video ... soo creative ...

[@Petq011]

With every video I watch i'm getting more and more amazed of how UN-AMAZED I AM FROM THE LACK OF CREATIVITY! IF UN-AMAZED IS EVEN A WORD ! I don't know Google Translate is freaking out ... :D

[@mazder_2709]

this comment is one of the best things i've seen today

[@andyginestra6333]

“Did you know that getting out of bed, breathing in and out and living your life can lead to bad things when you’re going about your day? However, there’s a simple way to make things just a little bit easier. Just simply stay in bed, hold your breath and end your life and there you go. You’ll never have to deal with anything ever again.”

[@autumnsmith4472]

The last one with "Closing a bag of chips". That is a nice useful tip.

[@kenahn3551]

I was already doing the elbow when I "atchoum"

[@well3034]

Sneeze

[@adrianlindafhageby468]

I'm a bit confused as to why that was in there. For me and from what I've noticed around me it seems to be the norm.

[@kenahn3551]

Well, thanks 👍

[@laughteriskey2606]

Hahaha. Right?... I've been doing that since '94.. lol

[@kelmendmuriqi8284]

Aka KNB same, been doing that all the time

[@PARTHAMAX]

Dude... I don't know anyone who cuts steak like that, and cleans their body for the bottom to the top... P.S. This guys doesn't trust people that eat stale chips... XD

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

But... I like stale chips :( And pineapple and ham. **holds hands out and closes eyes in acceptance, about to be killed by the twitter community**

[@Syrnian]

+PARTAMAX That was a pork loin, not a steak.

[@aaronsirkman8375]

I mean, chips that have gone stale are still chips; and really, they shouldn't last long enough to go stale anyway. Aside from that, ham and pineapple are a fantastic combination.

[@kahnatohru1906]

ya know the best bag of chips i ever ate was tome tortilla that were so stale they were chewy...and you probably should not trust me

[@jamhougin51]

I know right. Who the fuck wipes their ass then their face, the fuck? Should be: Face, Arms, Body, Ass and Feet last. I'm not sure if fungal foot infections can spread to other body part, but I'm not taking the risk. . . .Er, not that I have any

[@xFINISHxHIMx]

That knot life hack will change my life I can already tell

[@chokeurdad77]

THE ZOMBIE TRAINER ballsack*

[@Sakiko23]

THE ZOMBIE TRAINER It was correctly spelt.

[@xFINISHxHIMx]

Are you people idiots it's correctly spelt LMAO Knot

[@trentryan27]

works for me when I tie the knot in my bag of weed too tight

[@Sakiko23]

THE ZOMBIE TRAINER Why didn't you use it before incorrectly correcting someone then?

[@codecat6723]

You know your bag strategies are bad when they don't even work with each-other.

[@hyprpnda8888]

This is more towards a life hack video. But who in their right mind cuts meat sideways!?

[@tisha5671]

I'm loco

[@tisha5671]

My chairs are on the wall and so is my table and my bed what do I do

[@JohnMBrown-lg7mg]

LOTS of people, it depends on what it is being prepared for. Ever heard of "Pulled Pork", same thing except you are not cutting the meat. Funny I'm more a vegan that anything else.

[@twalrus1]

my in-laws would...they also cook a steak into beef jerky

[@jasonbeeler2640]

He is from that country, you know the one that drives on the other side!

[@WingZero172]

Narrator says steak clearly shows a damn PORK LOIN. There is a goddamn difference between pork and beef! But I can safely say that I have never met anyone who cuts a pork loin lengthwise. That's just asinine!

[@venger]

Implying steaks arre only beef. Learn to butchers.

[@akaakaakaak5779]

Who dries bottom to top, the water from the top will drip down and wet the bottom again.

[@pickledbeaker5916]

hmmmmm, soo many chips segments. Was this sponsored by Lays?

[@diekip]

Rgdgx Pbchfh i saw Chio so no

[@BlazyBluntz]

I knew he was full of wind..

[@mrsmctier]

Both washing yourself (or drying off) yourself can be more hygienic by remembering this little ditty my grandmother taught me: “Wash down as far as possible, wash up as far as possible, then wash possible.”

[@annpayton]

What gets me is the towel drying method, who the fuck wipes their butts first before any other parts of the body?!

[@Mxrdum]

Fr

[@TKHudson2005]

That's not a steak. It's a roasted pork loin roast. Pork loin produces boneless pork chops.

[@mazder_2709]

Boneless?

[@BonelessEar]

yes?

[@thomaswillson467]

Butcher? Not mine.Look up steak omfg.

[@truthxposed8975]

The tenderloin in a pig is the same muscle as the filet minion in beef you dumbass

[@so3683]

@@truthxposed8975 that's not a tenderloin it's center cut pork loin you dumbass

[@david33mtrb]

This video should be titled, “Everyday Things Morons Are Consistently Doing Wrong.”

[@Jethro.Maloku-le.Rey.Kalsitran]

I would say oyster brains but I think we are close...

[@LedGuitar1218]

Save the bottoms of your shoe?

[@jmromero6381]

No joke. I wear Danner Mountain Light hiking boots. You can crush oil drums with em.

[@BoleDaPole]

This video is great for newborns who haven't lived a single day yet.

[@SnakeladyGreta]

I had figured out the plastic bag knot thing years ago. My boyfriend figured out closing the chip bag years ago. :) It was cool seeing them here.

[@JBuchmann]

Microwaving pasta leftovers like that just dries it out and makes them stick together. A better way is to put pasta in bowl with water. Heat in microwave and then drain. Comes out perfectly.

[@envycollar]

who eats plain pasta

[@kyuu_kitsune961]

I just fry it all in a pan...tastier that way

[@mattyconchatty]

That may work, if you use the proper amount of water. These assclowns will probably fill a bowl of pasta with water... bad idea, the pasta will absorb more water taking away from a perfect al dente. If you dont care about pasta quality go ahead. I simply sprinkle water with my fingertips (until you figure out how much is right through trial and error you may get mixed results, however, I've been doing it a while and have it down). Pasta stays close to the original al dente and is still moist enough not to dry out.

[@samlabo1688]

I put a sprinkle of water on the pasta and put a plate over the plate of pasta and it gets moist but not soggy

[@Jethro.Maloku-le.Rey.Kalsitran]

wow, your a better genius lol

[@chrish4303]

No ones doing anything wrong, we've all survived pretty well doing things the way we do.

[@juliantreidiii]

That is a food processor not a blender, and hand soap not dish soap. If you do that to a blender you will destroy it!

[@JadeIsBunny]

Why?

[@BLOODY__FATALITY]

Julian Reid Pretty sure if you can put smoothies in the blender leaving stickyness, that you can put water in that doesn't leave any filth. lol

[@EGL24Xx]

My Vitamix specifically has a mode for self cleaning where you are supposed to put soapy water in there to clean it...

[@mikemac2888]

Don't listen to the troll folks. AB soap and water, mix and rinse, then rinse again. Julian is an idiot.

[@nasdfigol]

Be Amazed: how to properly crush cans Me: wait you actually crush cans? I just throw em in the trash

[@Anita4RDH]

Closing the bag of chips! Never heard of this! Can’t wait to try it!! ❤️

[@kaleflower2319]

I keep telling people about the toilet thing...if people do not close the toilet while flashing they cannot come over to my place.

[@jmarylastone]

that was no steak - that was a raw piece of pork LOL

[@Broxalax]

You would slice it (food production) with a stealing knife or boning knife. It's neither a steak nor has bones haha

[@helloweener2007]

Wasn't raw, it looked on point.

[@Duckman1616]

Why would you crush a can in the first place?

[@Black70Fastback]

to tell it to fuck off

[@creeperking3608]

Val D Mar actually yes you can. It may be different where you live but usually you can recycle crushed cans

[@jamhougin51]

Val D Mar You think they just rinse and refill cans? They melt them down and make whatever out of them.

[@IamCanadianBacon]

Val D Mar yes you can get money for crushed cans

[@HayTatsuko]

one crushes cans to conserve storage space when collecting them for recycling. I recently brought a 40-pound bunch of 'em to a local recycler roughly 1,200 cans, which would have taken up an enormous volume had I not smashed the lot down while collecting them. (I got a bit under $21 for that bunch, by the way.)

[@clownoftheyear6957]

This video should be called 10 things everybody already does.

[@rinolevesquejr2914]

judging by the green at the base of the blender blades, it looks as though you damn well ought to take all the pieces and wash them separate.

[@acelennygaming]

So... why not just removing the blade from the blender?

[@o0o-jd-o0o95]

omg....I'm gonna have to show everybody I know this video I'm so tired of people dying from the germs that come from their butts

[@circuitprotector8693]

that toilet seat was gross. most of these (hacks?) i do everyday already besides the obsessive compulsive ones. i have to close the toilet lid because my dog will use it for a water bowl then give me a kiss so yes, the toilet lid stays closed here.

[@jasenstevens7965]

it might be gross but true. You would be suprised by how many people do not know that one

[@derheat]

The Elbow-coughing thingy is taught here when you start to work in any food-based area like in a kitchen for example.

[@AndImAllOutofBubblegum]

I was most surprised by the can flattening method, because it seems counter intuitive, unless you have bad arthritis or don't like smashing metal against your face. Also the chip bag/bowl, I never thought of that.

[@JM-fn7ix]

I sneeze in my elbow just so I can dab.

[@zune911]

am I the only one who drys my ass first? and face last?....damn....my whole life I've been told wrong

[@jennythesquirreltrainer4252]

Well if you don't wash your ass, I think you're doing it wrong

[@eltorpedo67]

I go directly from drying my crack to drying my face. Is that wrong?

[@tubevolts]

Customer: Pardon me, miss, but where do you stock the anuscloths? What?! I was certain this establishment would have anuscloths! .... Clerk: Sir, this is Home Depot.

[@JadeIsBunny]

That's one of the many things this list got wrong. The ass doesn't have a lot of bacteria in general. It's just a myth.

[@insanitycubed8832]

Here's something that you're doing consistently wrong, making videos.

[@youmilkpack]

Nr 10 saved my life. Subscribed

[@mersnoms5949]

This parody channel is amazing.

[@gustavweber4813]

In Sweden chouging or sneezing in your hand is considerd rude and almost no one does it.

[@ARTHURCBR]

In Ireland punching someone in the face is the accepted way to say hello.

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

Not rude but i expect anyone who does it to go wash their dirtyass hands

[@shadowdancerRFW]

So what happens when a sneeze hits you suddenly ? Just let it all go out from your mouth, right ? Because you know you don't have time to reach for a hankie when a sudden sneeze hits you. You better have some good explanation or I will change my opinion about your country.

[@TheTntman9]

I think he meant we sneeze in our elbows. At least that's what I was taught to do.

[@toothemoon100]

shadowdancerRFW gcxddx

[@lazerwing3022]

The can crushing thing takes longer so i dont see why anyone would do it

[@lazerwing3022]

Also in my school EVERYONE was tought to use their elbow when coughing and sneezing

[@lazerwing3022]

This guy is a germophobe

[@kirillosl.6842]

Yea, right. Because whenever i go shower the first thing i dry is my butt. -.-

[@animalobsessed1]

Since he thought this wasn't obvious, that's probably what he was doing all his life until someone shared this piece of common sense with him.

[@MessyOCD]

Seriously! Who on earth dries their ass and feet first? Lol

[@brokentombot]

Ass to mouth baby!

[@jmromero6381]

Top down, baby.

[@JohnMBrown-lg7mg]

I don't know about the rest of these people but when I shower I actually use soap and hot water to wash my ass. So yea it's clean but that doesn't mean I dry it off first, if anything my hands are dirtier than my ass.

[@chupe182]

Love it when Vash the Stampede tells me about how life works

[@Vash_The_Stampede]

amazing. i just logged in so i could thumbs up this comment. now i'm logging out. love and peace!

[@hooperszone6511]

2:21 OMG WE NEVER KNEW THAT! ITS NOT LIKE OUR TEACHERS AND PARENTS TOLD US TO SNEEZE IN OUR ELBOWS! THAT WAS THE MOST HELPFUL ONE! of course everybody knew that

[@VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0]

Who dries their body from bottom to top? wtf?

[@karolybanfai5852]

exactly :D

[@Koka2609]

Who's using one towel for the whole body?

[@karolybanfai5852]

@@Koka2609 me?

[@Koka2609]

@@karolybanfai5852 Why?

[@karolybanfai5852]

@@Koka2609 because after shower I'm clean everywhere....

[@jmromero6381]

In the time it took to roll the bag, I could scarf half them chips the regular way.

[@PurpleRain89]

Gordon Ramsay better not lay eyes on that steak! 🤮

[@Jethro.Maloku-le.Rey.Kalsitran]

he is Gordon Ramsay...

[@redquartz7533]

I like watching your channel, even If theres stuff that isnt news, you sometimes catch your self thinking "Oh yeah? Forgot about that".

Guess what, lots of microwaves already use kind of dispatcher (I don't know it's name) on top which will spread microwaves more evenly. Toilet part was already in mythbusters. There's no difference if you close the lid. It's just aesthetics.

[@rocket4-p5o]

Intresting steak u got there

[@YaBoiRainbow]

#7... no shit, not like this is what every preschooler learns how to do, also the pasta one is stupid too

[@YaBoiRainbow]

also who dries themselves from the but to their head

[@randomvintagemap160]

Wait, isn't coughing into ur elbow thr norm?

[@randomvintagemap160]

AND closing the toilet seat?

[@BerchCerp]

I've done that last one, with the bag of chips since I was a kid. Nobody that I can remember even taught me how to do it. Lol.

[@twalrus1]

two thing: 1. Always drizzle some water on food you are heating up in the microwave (especially pasta) to "steam" it warm instead dry heating the food. (the worst food is dry heating fish in the microwave, so drizzle it before microwaving) 2. buy about 50 wooden clothes pins for $2 and you have 50 chip clips (or cereal clips, etc)

[@dr.lindyke6729]

You're still doing it wrong. Take your blender apart to clean it. Food processing equipment is a poor place to apply time-saving "life hacks".

[@oh-totoro]

11. Wasting my time watching this channel.

[@mrconnerleethomasmckue5211]

Why would you need to crush a can?

[@RichO1701e]

saves space in the recycling box.

[@tywin1]

Thanks for explaining how a microwave works, I've been confused all these years!

[@JVriesem]

@2:15ish: Nitpicking here. Heat waves don't travel through a microwave. Electromagnetic waves (i.e. light) does!

[@michaelhayes4178]

Jess Vriesema it’s not light it’s EMF

[@JVriesem]

michael Hayes : By “EMF”, I assume you mean “electromotive force”? All electromagnetic interactions - including the EMF - are mediated by light waves/photons. Heat can be transferred in three ways: conduction, convection and radiation. Heat conduction is by contact, is dissipative and does not happen via waves. Convection occurs in a fluid, and isn’t relevant to the operation of a microwave oven. A microwave oven heats things by irradiating them with microwaves, which is a type of light.

[@imnotthisoldlol]

Chips and sneeze thing is old news

[@tubevolts]

Pro tip: If you sneeze into the chip bag, you don't have to share them!

[@simonosterberg7674]

/r/ShittyLifeHacks

[@soslothful]

Damn right, works on pizza too.

[@pinkglittermomma]

Uhm.... not a steak. That's pork.

[@keviener]

Pork can still be a steak. Steak is a way of cutting, not the meat.

[@arianagrey7896]

There is no one way to do something

[@mohamsoft]

loved the bag of chips one! but the dish soap thing was a bummer :-))

[@lisaoldwithsomanywhys5487]

Thank you for this video 👏👏👏

[@bobabooey8367]

The main thing I did wrong today was clicking on this F*ckin Video

[@c3sPAze]

excuse you but I like to do a butt floss before I dry my hair!

[@polobubblevest]

holy fuck this was bad

[@kevineverett7826]

This sucked so Fucking stupid much.

[@FallenWolf64]

+kevin everett Just like your grammar. But the different is the video made way more since then your comment.

[@Chidsuey]

The Mythbusters tested the toilet flush. It doesn't matter. Poop is everywhere and we're all still alive.

[@Xtremedog83]

I have always been told to cough into my shoulders and always started trying from the top down.

[@nathaniellarson8]

I dry my buttocks FIRST after showering and I will continue to do so.

[@brokentombot]

Ass to mouth for life brother Larson!

[@finedig1854]

you are also supposed to squat when ur sitting on the toilet

[@Trialia]

Nah, depends where you live and what your set up is. Don't ever try squatting on a western toilet, they're NOT designed for it. Not even bidets are.

[@The_Shoebill3D]

who the fuck cuts bread like the thumbnail? if someone does,we need to put them down.

[@Petq011]

That is peace of meat I think and not a bread :D

[@suzannepoulin6513]

The bag of chips into a bowl was my favorite.

[@karengummer6657]

I close chips that way all of the time. I have done it that way for about 40 years. I think the twisty thing for undying a knot is useful, and unless you have a habit of carrying a Swiss army knife, few people keep corkscrews on them. Maybe that's why it's on a Swiss army knife? Something I have done since my first microwave back in 1983, is to take a take a Pyrex measuring cup with a cup of water, a few dots of dish soap, turn on the microwave until the water just starts to boil and then just wipe out the microwave. It makes dried on splashes super easy to clean

[@tylerm7741]

things are just '10 everyday things that you should make more difficult'

[@jaylew8408]

Man, thank you so soooo much. I cant even keep track of the amount of shoes i blow through a month from just crushing cans

[@sr5idontneednoguy]

Well. At least we’re consistent, thank you very much!

[@MargoSki1959]

When I sneeze I go underneath my T-shirt

[@PaNiiXoNe]

OMG, the sealing of the chips is so legit ! like a damn ninjutsu LOL !

[@vvwade]

900,000 subscribers. nice

[@neenanorto3399]

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[@cooladison3920]

If you want to easily untie your shoelaces, grab the two loose strings (not the bows) and pull them away from each other. This will quickly and efficiently untie your shoes. I’ve always been doing this and it works most of the time, no matter if it’s a double knot or just one.

[@mrsmctier]

I’ve always folded my bags to make a triangle, then folded it over once or twice (then out a clip on it) but I never saw anyone folding it over the opposite way to secure it. Very interesting!

[@TheLostOne172]

You can't say it's wrong just because it's less convenient or not intended.