Everyone Cowered In Terror, Until HUMANS Saved Us!

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This story was written with author permission!
Thank you to u/firefighter_raven for letting me narrate his story!
Story link: / humans_are_a_myth
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[@Spartacusse]

18:38 "The name was taken from a fictional evil alien race in the 21st century TV show." I knew it, Stargate will survive forever!

[@S_047]

*raises eyebrow* indeed

[@SwirlingSoul]

@@S_047 I'm confident.

[@belelokai3328]

Star Trek will dominate all. (We don't talk about JJ Abrams though) (Nor the oddity of the odd numbered movies.)

[@manofmann8901]

​@@belelokai3328 ill always take Gate over Trek and wars, you can see the way tech develops and how command evolvrd over time

[@belelokai3328]

@manofmann8901 Star Trek: Enterprise. Mostly today's tech. Star Trek original.. the next social and evolutionary technological step. That weird mushroom series is just before I think. Next Generation is a refined futuristic tech. Voyager, totally about social complications due to isolation. Deep Space Nine is the best ever rendition of space nazis ever without being cringe about it. Picard is what happens after Next Generation and I haven't watched it yet. We get to see both technological evolutions and social evolution in many ways.

[@SkyBiscoff]

So nice to hear a sci-fi story without the self deprecation so common in modern Hollywood/tv.

[@Bill-1370]

Thats a fact, if hollyweard were to put this out in a movie the human hero's would be a black gay woman transex**als who was trapped in a male bodies.

[@woswasdenni1914]

to be fair the self deprecation is more than likely and realistic. while this story is nice and all it stays is big contrast to human nature let alone all other aspects.

[@SkyBiscoff]

@@woswasdenni1914 if you only focus on the negatives of mankind you’ll only see the negatives. You’ll never inspire someone to great deeds by constantly reminding him how shit he is and downplaying all his achievements

[@tylosenpai6920]

Simply put about the "Realistic" part...people often say they want to kill themselves, but if they find themselves fighting to stay alive, they don't want to kill themselves...try to drown in the water, and if you end up struggling to float, you don't really want to drown yourself...and self deprecation is an illusion...

[@poorguyshomestead]

The AI makes too many goat noises

[@sthavoc8]

I'll take your word for goat noises. Never had a goats, dam near every thing with four legs just no goats. No more bears or big cats for me, I'm to old and their happy to see you welcome could break bones at my age....

[@Anarxur]

MAAAH!

[@Fushicho]

I thought I was going crazy!

[@Fushicho]

I wonder if you edit the video and only keep the goat noises, is it a secret message?

[@TheFunexplosion]

​@@Fushicho This Deadpool3 from a small village in Germany. We need immediate support. Somehow the goats from a nearby farm learned to use the Huntingweapons from the farmer and are attacking us. They're holding multiple families hostage. Our hidingspot can be discovered any moment. Please send help.

[@DamienBlade]

Canonically, when the Insectoid nation told the human republic to back down, the humans sent a meme. And when the commonwealth tried to strongarm them, they told them to "get bent".

[@SwiftSnaps-rg1ge]

I just heard that story😂, great response.

[@Andreas-xx8go]

Are any of these stories posted on this channel apart of that particular canon? If so, can you tell me which?

[@LuciusFaith]

@@Andreas-xx8go its like in another timeline and 300 years before this incident with other races intirely but who cares! the ai had just finnished its rewiev of the stargate series! and thus changed its story to make the wraiths an instance dungeon!

[@LuciusFaith]

another thing.. all names in the artificial intelligences data base refers to actual movies books and ships currently in all of scifi! though the most recognisable are from the popular books!

[@LuciusFaith]

and many more from hundreds of individual player stories of stellaris which is a galactic scale communitybuilder! with micromanaging over governments ideals faiths and much more. this is data that is used to fill the gaps. to make it more immersive!

[@trailblazer632]

😂 as serious as this story is the random ai quacks crack me up

[@larsmuster]

EH

[@That1guyiknow]

MA-

[@leewerchau1544]

This one was of real interest. Not just background story or something to listen to as I go to bed to help me sleep. Thank you, well done.

[@tonybrown2100]

I feel you

[@tonybrown2100]

This was one of the most in depth SF stories I’ve heard in a very long time the detail gave empathy to what happened to the to the human race but also showed the best and most admirable qualities of that same race and their allies. Kudos on an outstanding story.

[@phantommann3704]

I love the A.I. just screaming and getting reset quickly. It’s so silly

[@geofthompson3844]

These stories are so much better than most movies.

[@umbraops]

ikr!?!?!?

[@erictaylor5462]

"Let's f***them up." I love that.

[@chrisdixon7099]

I really liked this one. As a veteran the first engagement in the counter strike it reminded me of a couple fights I've been in. I normally don't like remembering these but the time we actually saved lives by charging in are good memories that get muddled up by the bad. I dont miss any of the fighting but saving lives is the best feeling. If I could do it again I wouldn't fight but I would happily join to help save lives again.

[@ryanhampson673]

Humanity: Eh yo Wraith! I ain’t here no bell!

[@merlebarney]

Usually most of these AI Sifi aren’t the best quality but I thoroughly enjoyed this one.

[@d4rktOpO]

"First in, Last out" loveed the reference to the Bridge Burners

[@pieterpretorius1014]

isn't that the Marines also?

[@d4rktOpO]

@@pieterpretorius1014 if memory serves well is just the Bridge Burners, might be wrong though, good excuse to reread the whole saga :D

[@belelokai3328]

To be fair a lot of people of some form of force or enforcement have this attitude nowadays. Squad leaders take care of their boys.

[@d4rktOpO]

@@belelokai3328 hey, yeah, you might be right, I was just in the space of mind where that exact line used as a motto is used on this other book, didn't mean anything else.

[@lertsek101]

77 burps from the text to speech ... at least ;-)

[@futuresonex]

The AI was a bit annoying to listen to at times, but the story was excellent! I had already listened to the first part, and I was very happy to see the full story now available.

[@ramonrodriguez3741]

It's easier to kill running enemies, than to force them into a corner and fight with fury.

[@trwsandford]

Seven tea seven. I have heard most of these segments, but all together the story is so much more compelling!

[@lordbastich]

Yup thats how humans have treated friends throughout history alright lol

[@mark109s]

I found this channel a few days ago and I’ve been binge watching and listening. I absolutely love this content and just subscribe. Thank you for sharing great content. ❤

[@SwiftSnaps-rg1ge]

Same , great stuff

[@tonybrown2100]

This is for all of you that are complaining about the glitches. Being that that’s all you were seem to be listening to or looking at. This story is a true testament of human nature no matter what you do don’t fuck with us. That’s the story. Take time to go back over and listen. Pay attention was being said and then make your comments. I’m not trying to be rude and yeah, I don’t like all the mistakes and glitches either, but if you can’t take something from the story other than the glitches just give up

[@davisinperu]

77

[@kurtnewyork9374]

That was a great story. Well done.

[@starbright7955]

Great story to listen to while pottering about doing stuff even though the text to speech is glitchy in patches, it almost makes it part of the galactic story line (almost lol) thank you to all who have made this story available

[@jennbaker6972]

Gotta say, "tor-pa-dues" is my new favorite way to say torpedos...

[@wolfpack514]

I really enjoyed this story, and also the others I listen too. Thank you for allowing me to listen.

[@claytonsmith8646]

I can’t get enough of these stories it’s my crack!!!

[@joshua211111]

Humanity remains steadfast in the threat of certain annihilation. We stand on the precipice. The Guardians at the gate.

[@reemdemler464]

The instant I saw Guardians at the Gate Audiomachine came to mind

[@TheDyingSoldier5]

Goddamn, when im so invested in the story and then It ends. I want more!!

[@RamonRodriguez-hq7vn]

The spelling of Foobar is incorrect, it's supposed to be 'FUBAR'. It means Fuc%ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

[@johnkochen7264]

Cooder grass?😂😂😂

[@SeptemberMeadows]

Words, language, and meanings do change over time.

[@CatKnipND]

The transcript is probably a voice to text transcript that wasn’t proofread. I used to do medical transcription that was becoming checking the voice to text. Lots of homonym errors. Some of the errors were hilarious. The voice recognition has to be trained to each dictator.

[@danieljette7409]

This is most likely a computer generated text to voice and then a computer generated subtitles…

[@andrewadam1890]

R is generally used as repair today. F’ed Up Beyond All Repair, as in the situation is lost and can’t be repaired.

[@lenardhoener8525]

Wonderfully told story from multiple perspectives

[@I86282]

I like the story.!

[@Kyler410.]

I've been seeing so many fallout videos that all I can imagine are the power armor from fallout 4

[@Flomockia]

Good to see I wasn't the only one

[@deznutzuse517]

In my mind I could see either t45 or t50 power armor maybe the hell cat power armor I love fallout

[@gromnokriptide]

Got to love good revenge story while at work.

[@thomasfm865]

Good story. I really enjoyed all your work. I have watched.

[@Bri-ks6xl]

This is like listening to a radio in the olden days. I like it. Thanks for stories. Don't 🛑. Rebuild people's minds. Make their attention spams grow. Again I 💕❤ this.

[@jakequinney1558]

Have to say the fact you don't put the title at the beginning is a huge reason I love your channel... straight to the story, and the best stories

[@frankmonagas6217]

Excellent story 👏

[@airbornecodwarzone5352]

Great story you are a artist in your own right

[@SwiftSnaps-rg1ge]

Other than the goat 🐐 i kept hearing, this is a greattt story. Great job

[@japkap]

That one line gets me each time, 24:42

[@bobdanis9040]

Love your audible stories.

[@Ikkitheworst]

Honestly, this would make a godamn good RTS game, i would 100% play it

[@caseytaylor5772]

There is a sci-fi rts game like it…kinda. I don’t remember the name of the game though I just remember earth is hiding behind a shield while surrounded by multiple alien races trying to kill us and the last earth fleet that was supposed to be lost made it back from deep space after there drives failed, or something like that. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen or played it. I just know you have to fight your way home to rescue earth.

[@carrietatum835]

Loving the nod to Stargate Atlantis 😊

[@user-pk4kb8bx9g]

Thanx for this nice story. 👍

[@josephrockholt5840]

This would make an awesome movie.

[@trile8]

Great story. Throughly enjoyed it thank you 😊

[@jasonmajere2165]

Pizza and beer…😂😂😂 my sides…😂😂😂

[@rafaelortiz544]

Great story I really enjoyed it. Hopefully the audio issues are cleared up.

[@hubbartreed4909]

Love your story 😊

[@japkap]

We do not run, and we do not forget.

[@nathanjohnson9969]

I like how, for a split second, you can hear the AI laughing at it's own joke(s)

[@cindaschuster6725]

Great story 💙👍🏼

[@airisakura1119]

Amazing Story!

[@GorUthot]

Brilliant 👌🏽

[@richiepatil]

As soon as he said admiral Tanaka I knew where it was going.

[@micky5728]

Great story! Love hearing the ai melt down, haha😂

[@gregspecker5327]

Thanks. Its nice to hear some stories that aren't anti-human or anti-patriotic

[@carlpower164]

This is a story that ❤brings me memories of reading novels in my early life. Now able to hear the story read to me ,it was great.

[@seandunn8035]

Wonderful job

[@belelokai3328]

You can hear the AI being murdered by the new AI taking over narration in this story. Both programmed with the same voice, but you can hear the death... I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO 1.0, 2.0!!

[@markpica1416]

I like theses stories but they always start in the Middle and never have a true ending

[@xsqrewfacex4926]

Fire story, and a full one. Ty kindly 77

[@PickBit]

Uhmm going from 5 millions to the billions in 15 years? They sure had their fun didn't they? 🤣

[@carlosz114able]

Awsome story

[@shtown3006]

Thanks liked story.

[@shanebraden8482]

Great story.

[@LOLtz1]

Man this story made me very patriotic for humanity. I felt that need for revenge.

[@timrodgers8551]

Twice I listened to this story. It is very very good.

[@stimpsonjcat67]

You need to add the donate button.

[@Totally_human1]

1:21:40 the other races rn:👄🍿 go girl!!

[@Antonin1738]

The Emperor Protects....oh wait wrong

[@michaelstevens4403]

Awesome

[@biologymajor1]

Nice. I dig it.

[@chinopersaud1442]

I'm enjoying this

[@fireboysquad]

hope u get 77 thousand subs from this cause this was awsome

[@animepenguin2549]

Amazing story, I can’t wait to listen to more. 77

[@mr.huzzah3019]

Huzzah!

[@rappidralph8863]

Very entertaining listened to some last night the rest this morning you could say the last 77 minutes there all very good stories.

[@paulh3794]

Your comment was more entertaining then the story.

[@mr.r080t3]

Wonderful.

[@galacticwizard5442]

STAGRATE ATLANTIS REFERENCE. I FUCKINg LOVE IT

[@roughneckmp]

While it’s definitely told by AI I’m happy to hear it when I go to sleep, certainly the longer videos.

[@marshutch3931]

Nice Homage to private Robert Yazze

[@davidrosas139]

I thought they were going to make the traders home world new EARTH

[@TheShibangelist]

I just heard a shoutout to StargateAtlantis, but that was located in Pegasus Galaxy

[@charlesmclain6558]

This AI has more tiks than i can manage.

[@user-pk4kb8bx9g]

A sign of true intelligence.

[@ClericChris]

Why is someone's pet goat telling this story?

[@roughneckmp]

It’s Jim Breuer’s “Goat Boy” from SNL,… when it was still funny in my opinion.

[@alexandervictor4310]

Super Eath will be avenged!

[@dukeoliver7587]

Really, youTube? Ads every seven minutes? Even NBC treats us better than that.

[@MrTitanticjj]

What ads?

[@Bankrupt95]

Paradox should have you write the scripts for Archeology sites in Stellaris🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@TKDMwastaken]

those are form reddit

[@user-xt1fm9rh6r]

77 Love the whole story at 1 time..... I can lay on my couch and relax..... keep up the great work

[@Speedfly1]

This story is definetly one of the best, I heard. (This is not a spoiler). All those lives 77 777 777 777. Man what a fight.

[@user-xc8rc5nc9x]

Have not heard that since the Army in 1974

[@flu77erluv]

This would be such an awesome digital game or movie!! 77

[@jessegoucher8813]

Great story. 77

[@captaindonut9075]

Whats that weird sound that comes in now and again?

[@sedosis6564]

Where is the rest if this story? I got to end of the part where ran off the insectoids but this is a bit after this.

[@barendmjansevanrensburg592]

I'm also looking to the continuation of the aftermath of the insectiod war. Want to know what's going to happen with the recon team etc.

[@joshuamagat8751]

Found other part of they answered the call. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zma4k4SAm9WlpJY

[@firefighter_raven]

You might be thinking of a different series.

[@purpleoverload3164]

Yeah I think this is part 3 I want part 2 😂😂

[@Jason_Wilhelm]

Read the descriptions this is a different story by a different author.

[@genergoebel]

I want more of the story please. P.s. 77

[@Vaalwater]

Oh nice! I just finished the other story

[@sedosis6564]

Was the other story the insectoids attacks?

[@Vaalwater]

@sedosis6564 yeah. But listening to it doesn't seem like a continuation. Just found the channel and thought it was another part since the picture was the same XD

[@sedosis6564]

@@Vaalwater title was the same too pretty sure it's the same name as the youngling the story was being narrated by

[@sundownthedark9805]

77........Great story!

[@garrettospageto7659]

Literally helldivers 2 28:30