Everyone is an Asshole

That's right, kids: people come in all shapes and sizes, but we're all assholes.
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[@jeremiahnoar7504]

there is an uncomfortable amount of truth to this video.

[@thegodofyoutube266]

indeed

[@lukec6829]

True

[@kiwisadopted3388]

Jeremiah Noar lol

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

Eric, The Fanboy Slayer Yeah like my brother

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

Eric, The Fanboy Slayer and me

[@danielleshackleford3137]

Pretty much a typical day in the KZbin comments section

[@ifblankd_1578]

yea true

[@demonblade001]

Danielle Shackleford Yep

[@group114productions2]

Danielle Shackleford sadly, it's true

[@rayanbourmaki3161]

Crackerjap You and I are too

[@rayanbourmaki3161]

You too

[@andreyschilling2259]

Let's not forget, LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

[@ObligatoryBook]

I’m really not certain who on earth, can really quite manage her

[@1patric177]

not that Karen chick.....

[@1patric177]

@@relay_music BE CAREFUL KAREN WILL WHOOP YOU!

[@melon2480]

Karen....

[@camiiscool6662]

Andrek462 or the people who don’t vaccinate well isn’t that just great

[@popcornegg4405]

No person is a nice guy in everyone’s eyes, we have unique things that we like and dislike. And everyone is doing something that would offend someone, sane or not.

[@frut_jooos]

That's what this video is

[@nunisthathigh4825]

Then if it's no more than perceptions what the heck is everyone doing arguing about anything? Or wasting their time on the opinionated pretentious propaganda on KZbin for that matter? Shouldn't we find a more constructive use of our time?

[@bigb4llsfr]

@@nunisthathigh4825 why not waste our time on mindless activities? after all what productive things could we be doing? the world is dying due to our lack of consideration we all deserve to become extinct as we have taken this earth for granted and continue to do so even now we know the consequences of our actions

[@nunisthathigh4825]

@@bigb4llsfr the world should go extinct. Have you seen the world? It's one giant hellish tableau and ultimately a prison at that! Disease and poverty. Crooked, futile politics that serves politicians pockets, not freedom while more and more freedoms get eroded via the patriot act and the higher ups get richer. There's only one solution in a world like this. Survive for the opposite of humanities survival interests. Antinatalism for example, only touches the tip of the iceberg.

[@mastinho6761]

@@bigb4llsfr

[@winterxx1555]

But let's not forget sisters and brothers that some of us are bigger assholes than others

[@sleepyenby8036]

+Winter xx HOW ARE YOU PPL SO GOOD AT RHYMING?

[@mirandabarrett8987]

Indeed I agree; there are levels of bum, From mild to middle to high (and so on,) But down in the comments it seems to be clear, There's little distinction; we're all assholes here

[@furrball]

+Winter xx Not to be an asshole here, but I'd put "are" on the previous verse, for better metric.

[@furysublime]

+Death By Pheels A basic grasp of english words and good timing

[@winterxx1555]

+Death By Pheels Official Phangirl #20092022 It's spur of the moment for me. I suck at rhyming, generally.

[@oliviaplayer8039]

And when everyone's an asshole!........ No one will be.

[@unlimitededge2689]

Syndrome for prez 2020

[@inferno9714]

+PatarCreation s (PatarCreations) Hell of a better candidate than Kanye.

[@PheonyxJay]

Love that reference

[@kingofducks9307]

I must say, I found that quite hilarious

[@oliviaplayer8039]

Dezmond Read aw thank you

[@catygrey838]

The Lorax is shook

[@tearfultyrant4075]

Except for Bob Ross (rip)

[@420sakura1]

Read up what he did before he became famous.

[@kingchicken8232]

@@420sakura1 Let me check wikipedia... dropped out of 9th grade.... had 3 different wives.... sounds like a perfectly normal amount of asshole to me.

[@professionaldumbass9958]

And mr roggers

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@kingchicken8232 he was

[@jeremyusreevu237]

And Fred Rogers

[@bioniclefan4life]

So everyone's an asshole just for having a flaw? That logic fills me with contemptuous awe. Why discuss only our negative traits When really we're capable of both love and hate? But here's the one issue I find most absurd: If there are no non-assholes, what's the use of the word?

[@ThePixelFilms54]

After reading your poem I can't stop reading everything as one XD

[@bioniclefan4life]

1sonnio I used not "flaws," plural, but the singular instead 'Cause it was more rhythmic, more pleasant when read But not to imply one flaw's all we've got So don't make assumptions, or you'll look like a twat.

[@Benny-Arts]

***** "So don't make assumptions" was that put there to make it more rhythmic? coz assuming is what us humans do when we only have the information in front of us and nothing else. assumption is a hard one to turn off im just asking coz i dont want to sound like a twat

[@bioniclefan4life]

1sonnio I'll drop the meter this time. I agree that some assumptions are necessary when you have limited information, which you almost always do, but these poems aren't designed to be read into too closely. I could have clarified all the statements I made, but I didn't for the sake of flow and concise-ity and hoped my readers would get the gist of what I was saying. You don't really sound stupid, it's just that I didn't expect anyone to take the poems seriously.

[@Benny-Arts]

***** i get what your saying. poems arnt my strong suit (it took the second time reading it to realize that it even rhymed..)

[@no14sure]

There's a bunch of butthurt people in these comments (pun intended)

[@matthewgoodwin6295]

i really don't like the word butthurt because it's not really mature word, overreacting is more mature

[@MlgSon]

Matthew Goodwin Yeah it should be replaced with Bad day?

[@elijahbailey7808]

Matthew Goodwin it's such a dumb word. I hate it.

[@NotVenusian]

no14sure 300th like!

[@no14sure]

Yeah but it's punny in this situation so just go with it

[@volcryndarkstar3283]

Don't forget people who watch youtube videos and say "First"

[@bumba6900]

First! I replyed *FIRST!*

[@SamuelJohnsonYT]

I hate that first comment

[@senboy9002]

Even though they werent.

[@kingchicken8232]

First to reply!

[@hejmonika6419]

Or the ones that ask 2020?

[@vectorskywalker2235]

Whoever wrote this poem, you are a fucking genius

[@giggitymaster8799]

Thank you. It was me.

[@TheDarkKRoo]

This new dr Seuss movie looks great.

[@fleshnorgans]

Mikey Patchy 😑

[@vitopandemic1254]

Ooooh I get it The rhymes 😂😂

[@thepeternetwork]

If Dr. Seuss were alive today and saw this vid, I bet he’d let slip a small chuckle.

[@CrazymarioO-cf9yf]

FluffyFluffu Seen the joke before? me too

[@OlaftheGreat]

Better than The Grinch 2018

[@charliealexander1924]

Ha, joke's on you, I have no friends.

[@Bluelizard87]

starkingbiker were all assholes because we have assholes

[@blockyorbits2376]

***** I eat ham. That mean's i'm ham?

[@blockyorbits2376]

Oh shit, i'm an asshole now.

[@jpk9902]

Blocky Orbits Do you eat assholes?

[@jpk9902]

Blocky Orbits I just pooped myself.

[@XKTUSX]

The video aged so well…literally down to earth uncomfortable truth all in one neat bundle.

[@carolineh.1925]

My friends as assholes and I’m one too, which is probably why we’re even friends. We’re all just sort of obnoxious in general, honestly.

[@Weesee_I]

Even when I save someone from being murdered I'm an asshole because I'm stopping the murderer.

[@50Banana]

Reactor Ray I know I tried so hard.

[@Weesee_I]

***** Woosh

[@Weesee_I]

Quinn Fletcher Woosh

[@ammytersau]

Dudeguy Games the ultimate woosh just went over your head

[@MarioRossiAncora]

I know it's been said, but woooosh indeed.

[@claudiaspin6042]

the final fart is just... my everything.

[@0x529]

Claudia Spin What an artist graphic fart

[@claudiaspin6042]

0 X you can critic when you do better

[@0x529]

Claudia Spin Btw, nice profile pic, you look hella cute

[@claudiaspin6042]

0 X ahahah thank you 😁👍😊

[@whoamarcelus]

Claudia Spin I'm guessing you make that face on your profile picture every time you fart

[@augustwilliam7677]

**sees the thumbnail and the title** *Cheers I’ll drink to that bro*

[@ravenlockwood3416]

Actually there's only one person that I give a f*** about and she came out of me

[@laughandlive377]

Raven Lockwood aw, so sweet..I'm not even sure why XD

[@hamartiarobins8268]

you have a conjoined twin? cool

[@socalchago]

Get back to us when she reaches Middle School.

[@TheNiknak2010]

John Smith An asshole right here

[@Person-bj2es]

A tapeworm?

[@laylagotcha8482]

Dr Seuss for teenagers waisting their life on the internet yay

[@733_subscribers]

wasting*

[@afr0dit3_]

See now there's another thing being a dick

[@nunisthathigh4825]

The days of wasting your life with Jackass episodes and children's books is over. The times they are a-changing.

[@nunisthathigh4825]

@@RustyShackleford1955 right-wing bad, left-wing good, eh? Like the left-wing never does anything against the liberties of the people. Oh, wait! I forgot about the woke trend. The SJWs (social justice warriors) who ironically work to ban everything with "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings" and anyone who doesn't approve of the SJWs infantile behavior is committing "microaggression". The cancel culture (their very name literally admits they're about suppression of freedom). Left-wing are tyrants too. Instead of letting the government and companies have Cart Blanche (the right-wing), the left-wing wants the public to be reliant on government agencies and corporations. Don't pretend the left-wing is in favor of the public's rights, you know better.

[@nunisthathigh4825]

@@RustyShackleford1955 it's the young crowd presently that's pampered. Example. The generation X and before (boomers) practiced self-reliance and they worked towards what they wanted to achieve or get. If they wanted to, for instance, get a car, the generation X and boomers would take driving courses (driving courses used to be a mandatory option for high school) and get a job to save money for the car. Nowadays very few are taught self-reliance, quite the opposite, the younger generation is taught to be reliant on their parents. And if they want to drive generally the parents reaction is to simply buy them a car right off the bat (and yet so many wonder why there's so many road accidents). It's the present generation that's a bunch of spoiled brats (SJWs, the woke, "cancel" culture) that the older generation weren't a part of.

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

I mean, I may be an asshole, but those orphans had it coming!

[@Terra_Byte_Tech]

C'mon man, you heard that they liked you and you killed them for it.

[@necrolord1920]

Warning! The following is said by an asshole! This is the 2nd video I've happened to watch this month that refers to the protagonist bias. The first was a recent video from VSauce. The way he described it was: everyone thinks the world is a play and they are the STAR of the play, and so everyone that's not yourself is just an unimportant extra that doesn't serve an important role. As you get older you start to realize this. Meaning, when you are young you think everyone thinks about you and they don't think of anyone else. At middle-age you think people think about themselves more than they think about you, At old-age you think people don't think of you at all.

[@majormana1]

Why is your profile pic a mudkip?

[@NijosoSefzaps]

Miss Amanda's world Because he heard that you liked them.

[@Terra_Byte_Tech]

Miss Amanda's world also, obligatory "Mudpik"

[@mcdaliso]

Is that Trap at the end?

[@bobunicorn5498]

Trapp*

[@thatoneguy8443]

I think you should say this "Is that a Trapp at the end?"

[@moistenvelopes]

No that's an anus

[@chubnut3671]

@@moistenvelopes did you forget what the video is about? they’re the same thing

[@sadlittletroll1738]

I feel called out with the "ignoring your emails" and "showing up late."

[@TheSnorlax7]

I disagree with a lot of the people types they call "Assholes" on here. Some people "unintentionally" do bad or rude things... They're more forgivable, since they don't intentionally try to hurt anyone. A better definition of an "Asshole" are people who actively do bad things when they are conscious or aware that they are doing something bad. And do it anyways!

[@turbolight5747]

Justin Carson i agree

[@rohitsrivatsan8542]

+Justin Carson .you r rite.assholes r ppl hu intentionally do bad stuff. but did u see da part where everyone was wearing a superhero outfit and behaving as if whatever they were doing was in the name of goodness and justice etc. thats exactly how the 'intentional' bad doers view themselves when dey r doing it. nobody does it intentionally. its just their definition of 'good'. and they do this 'good' 'intentionally'. and thats what makes them assholes.

[@stickursor8657]

+Rohit Srivatsan Assholes are people who can't take 5 minutes to spell words. Being lazy and using letters instead.

[@rohitsrivatsan8542]

exactly.i am an asshole. assholes r also ppl hu perfectly understand wat the lazy guy using letters wants to say but dont like it and complain about the fact dat he saved five minutes of his day. assholes are also ppl hu do something else and something else and... everyone is an asshole.

[@TheSnorlax7]

***** True... There's always a light side and a dark side with every decision.

[@whomee2]

so many people denying they aren't assholes in here, but they know they are lying, they make it quite clear!

[@mirandabarrett8987]

I beg to differ; they think that in fact, That THEY are the good ones and WE are the twats, When it's not quite that clear; there are levels of bum, From mild to middle, from extreme to none

[@bookguitarguy]

+whomee2 If only more people denied that they're not Instead of denying they are (which is rot) We'd have more humility surely it's true And I wouldn't be typing this message to you. :OD

[@SuperThegamingdude]

I'm more of a dick not an asshole

[@The_Nightsong]

This is the most beautiful poem in the world

[@donmonaghan11]

KZbin when you were in elementary: Spongebob Squarpants ep.3 season 4 KZbin when your in highschool: Everyone is an AsShOlE

[@NerdTrap]

Well now Doctor Seuss!

[@firstnamelastname1837]

Triangle Man I still have to admit that I would buy a book like this if it ever came out

[@seikotakanashi8850]

Am I the only one who started reading the comments alike a rhyme?

[@victorwonder]

No, not just you, it's fun when they rhyme Now, if only I had the time

[@mithrandirsilvertongue1406]

Seiko Takanashi almost as much as enjoying a soda flavored with lemon and lime

[@VidimusWolf]

Nobody here understands that to rhyme you need be precise with your syllables in line

[@fanksbutnofanks5599]

Am I the one who hoped to find The comments were full of Fun witty rhymes. But as I read on disappointment conveyed And the dull sadness seem to have made And inspiration , excitement you may say As I wish to have a comment the just might make your day.😐

[@Paulinhanunesm]

Ethan May you did and it was quite funny, but I'm not gonna rhyme cuz I don't have time for it honey

[@SleepingGroke]

"Who do you picture when someone mentions an asshole?" Myself :D

[@ayhemshaban9745]

*Guy: your an asshole.* *Me: "understandable, have a nice day"* .

[@liammcdonnell4010]

I was going to defend myself in the comments when I realized this is the internet.

[@seekerotruth4963]

And you are a human

[@chickencrusade3886]

I may be an asshole but atleast I think everybody is equal

[@isaiahd9947]

Equal assholes XD

[@hanshintermann1551]

Mind Mischief you didn't get it, did you?

[@kimnoriya9898]

everyone stinks

[@roseleylow]

Yaaass

[@hungryhungryhummer]

No you don’t

[@melissam.9542]

Wow! thank you and congratulations on this spectacular video. If people in the world would consider that they too are assholes, just like me, just like everybody, we would experience a sensible decrease of both neurotic, depressed people and pathological narcissists. Deep inside us, we are all the same. This video really is therapeutic. Again, congratulations!! :)

[@pingupenguin1256]

This made me so happy for some reason 😂

[@notAshildr]

I think that this poem was pointless to make, so we all CAN be assholes, we knew that, god's sake! Our world can be cruel, and we can be, too, but you're showing just one side cause that is not true. You can't judge so fast, t'is not as easy as that, don't put all in one drawer it's not working, I dread. So just take one second, look at it again, There's so much more to it, you women and men. Cause noone is perfect, how boring that'd be and we all have bad days, bad habits, but gee, Despite of our flaws, our failures and hate, some of us try to make up for it mate. They care and they help and they donate their stuff, although, in our world, being nice can be tough. Sometimes the good actions just outweigh the bad, and calling them assholes is making me mad. Some people are nicer and kinder than other, and some ones can only be loved by a mother. You see what you want to and I can see good, but apparently you're in a much darker mood. It's just like when to me look through the same bars, one sees the earth and one sees the stars. You are hiding behind walls of fears and clichés, And if you'd see through them you'd sure be amazed So I would suggest, just tear down that wall, and try to start seeing the stars here you all. Let's face it this world is not just black and white, and with this I just wish you good day or good night.

[@AsitorCorporation]

Too long didn't read.

[@AsitorCorporation]

Too long didn't read.

[@lazyguy5020]

+Me that was a great poem, that much i can see instead of spreading hate you spread lots of glee but one good deed can not fix a bad not even if you were hurt, angry or sad once a mistake is made it can not be undone that i am afraid is life my son a series of mistakes that define who you are it's called experience and it is shown like a scar it's a change from what you used to be like the number of rings on the trunk of a tree only an asshole could become better by doing bad but it's what makes us human, i know it is sad.

[@notAshildr]

+lazyguy5020 Thanks for your answer, appreciate it, Full of different ideas and not lacking wit, I do get your point, once you're there, can't go back, And of scars and some bruises we sure have no lack We do grow from experience, I see that my friend, but it's also from good, not just bad in the end. The dark side is human, I know that, al right, for me, what defines human's mostly the light. But as different opinions are just how life is, I accept that you have one, and I must give you this, That you answered in rhymes shows you honored me, too, and I have to give back that it was great of you Your methaphores brought your ideas to life, so to all poets out there a virtual high five (To furry balls' comment I must disagree, though your metre was not quite to rule as I see)

[@notAshildr]

+furry balls plopped menacingly on the table INC Pointless they are, are you sure that is true? So the guy who just hated without thinking wasn't you? Only one typo's enough for you to start nagging, remember "pomes" also isn't a word so stop bragging. Concerning grammar, what about there, their and they're, when we had this in class you sure weren't there. Of course I am angry, but I guess justified, because you verbally attacked me without any right. I know I'm not Goethe or Schiller or Shakespeare, but neither are you, and we're sure nowhere near being great poets or just the slightest bit good. We're just rage-commenting on KZbin out of a mood, so I'd like you to shut up cause all that you say is making somone else have a even worse day.

[@LordQueezle]

This sounds suspiciously like a Dr. Seuss poem...

[@MrFilmMaker08]

I think that's supposed to be the idea actually.

[@MrFilmMaker08]

***** Huh? Did what again?

[@SandStormPony123]

Dr. Suess got drunk

[@LordQueezle]

SandStormPony123 Or maybe he was on drugs... ?

[@nmheath03]

Lord Queezle BOTH!

[@hazeboy8981]

I wish this is an ad for everyday anywhere on KZbin it actually sends a strong message

[@kokocipher]

This one is gonna become a classic

[@KuDastardly]

"How many assholes do we have here?" "YO!!" "I don't believe it, I'm surrounded by assholes!" "Keep firing Assholes!"

[@vancebocas7626]

+Ku Dastardly I LOVE Spaceballs! XD

[@TheKeeperOfTheQuill]

Haha remember Major Asshole? Man, I love that movie. It's one of my favorites.

[@rami4185]

I just looked at the title and said " that is very very true"

[@ralphmellor6262]

Captain how true.

[@katkittmeow]

This has gone on for 6 years and it hasn’t been demonitized

[@nonamedliz4851]

This is the very first CollegeHumor video I every saw.

[@ralphmellor6262]

THE TRUTH IS OUT THEIR

[@XAKFlamingo]

Dr. Seuss. man. you haven't lost a step.

[@RushClan]

That ending made me want to puke lol...good rhyming though, CollegeHumor employees are brilliant. When I'm older, I would love to work for a company like that. I love the ingenious creativity invested in all of their videos. I seriously ponder how the scriptwriters even come up with such ideas...

[@Atma505]

I'm with you there, man, it's like poetry in motion. Why aren't more people like this writing for film?

[@RushClan]

I know. The originality of all of their skits, animations, and pretty much all they do is incredible!

[@ic8575]

***** Circlejerkers.

[@Atma505]

Ian Coleman Fans* Cynics of other mass media*

[@RushClan]

Haha Atma505 awesome comment, and wtf Ian. You have no evidence to support that claim.

[@angelacastillo8345]

“Perhaps they resemble some holes of some asses" that part made me laugh so hard!!!

[@dreamer2anime]

This is.... the greatest video EVER!

[@iamironclaw]

That fart at the end... I almost felt it in my face.

[@shelbungle4898]

im that one person that has no self esteem and i just think im a backround that gets killed off

[@train_1]

sameee also is that osomatsu-san

[@thedeputee4647]

"what do you picture" me: parents

[@dankmemes8117]

This video felt like eternity

[@squid_cake]

I love how half of this is talking about describing someone as an ***hole, and the other half making references to the LITERAL a-hole. Just like that fart at the end, I laughed for a bit It was so random

[@riskigost2759]

I don't think everyone should act like me. Shit would never get done, and that's not an exaggeration.

[@kats-haven7879]

😂

[@jaylenmckenzie9089]

me too

[@jaylenmckenzie9089]

oh wait I forgot Same

[@heartandtroll9993]

Pepto Bismol's great for constipation.

[@fritztisang4662]

Dis new dr Seuss book is great

[@jettdevillier3211]

This needs more views and comments. Congratulations. A1 response.

[@anthonyatkins5409]

I’ve been looking for this for the past seven years

[@santiagomarin1882]

But there are different assholery levels Yep, I invented that word

[@bruhhrb7062]

1135782 yuppp

[@anonymouscausethatshowirol828]

No you didn’t, my family has been using that word for generations!

[@darthravager1958]

Personally I use Tom Fuckery

[@santiagomarin1882]

Kung-Fu Kenny ... Yeah, I could just have done that

[@santiagomarin1882]

Anonymous Cause thats how i roll And what if I am your secrets grandfather? By the way, your family seems cool

[@TomboTime]

I guess since it's a waste of time trying to expect everyone to have minimal flaws, instead of focusing on that we should be focusing on how much good someone does.

[@ralphmellor6262]

you know they only focus on the bad,thats why their AHOLES????

[@ayhemshaban9745]

KZbin recommendation is working fine today.

[@dickwad1435]

Oh my God I am still laughing I cannot stop laughing this is absolutely precious

[@Marikioable]

I'm not an asshole. I don't think i''ve ever been one. The most important people in my life. Is my wife And My Son. I respect people Who they are or want to be. I respect those people. Who will respect me. I don't drive a big car. Two miles to buy milk. I'll gladly wear cotton, nylon OR silk. I don't denigrate women, religion Or even sin. I wait my turn before i'll go in. I will laugh at jokes That are just not funny. I won't bow down to false idols. As they worship their money. I'm not an asshole. I'll take the thin... As well as the thick... Although i'll admit that sometimes... I can be a bit of a dick.

[@tiredtraitor1804]

You are my favorite.

[@cutieusagii]

Mark O'Donnell I made it before.

[@TheLordMilton]

Mark O'Donnell DonnyDuck, you are a nothing, will amount to even less, and you are a kid, now fuck off.

[@Marikioable]

Twatted Twat HONESTLY!!! PEOPLE OF KZbin...THIS "TWAT" REALLY IS STALKING ME!!! (I Think he's fell in love with me!! )

[@Sennith]

Mark O'Donnell It's okay, son. Look, the fact I am just some faceless asshole is exactly why I can say this, son.

[@danielt.9101]

If everyone of us is indeed an asshole then being an asshole isn't so bad, after all, a word means precisely nothing if it applies to absolutely everyone. I'm sure I'll be called an asshole for this, oh well...

[@danielt.9101]

***** Yeah, I know... =/

[@danielt.9101]

MovieHelper I don't post things based on what you or people like you may or may not tolerate, get over yourself. Anyway, when I said it means precisely nothing, that is simply meant to mean that the term completely loses it's impact as an insult, not that it does not have any literal meaning. I may have failed to make that clear in the original statement but I believe most people (who are not obtuse and overly literalistic) were able to get it.

[@danielt.9101]

***** LOL. That actually made me laugh, thanks for that comment. =)

[@tavisterry6010]

Thank you for being one

[@danielt.9101]

***** Thanks for the nice comment, but I myself did take it as a joke, no misunderstanding on my part. The negative reaction by me and a few others was against user MovieHelper, who interpreted what I said literally and called me an idiot. His comment was removed which is probably why you may have thought the negative reaction was towards your joke, don't worry, it wasn't. Cheers. =)

[@BenBorisenko]

My friend wrote this down word for word in his journal 7 years ago.

[@jonv.6213]

everyone has a little good in them, no matter how cruel.

[@ralphmellor6262]

we try to have as you get older throw that out the window ??? family and friends all the same.

[@goos2024]

One time I accidentally ignored someone trying to give me a hi-five I was snap chatting them...

[@A-Duck]

So having a goatee while simultaneously wearing a hat makes me an asshole? Okay then...

[@Kasper702]

Only because I cant grow one

[@JohnnyLoves]

If its a fedora, yes. It really, REALLY does.

[@freidom8236]

***** Great game, but uh... 1. What has that got to do with this video or the comment. 2. "Simulta..." is spelt differently from simulator. 3. This has to be the most far fetched and completely random comment I have ever read.

[@payperplanes1345]

Yes, a fedora does.... Hipster trash LOL

[@rivermana]

***** What's wrong with Fedoras? I was actually contemplating investing

[@true_rivethead9303]

So true! And it's good.

[@DSK-69.73]

this is truth but i have one exception: Mr. rogers

[@landoninthehood8849]

I think I remember that Dr. Suess book

[@Randorr]

Landon Hood I love Dr Seuss

[@nathanhernandez7173]

Prince_of_Hope Well ok Eridan

[@filthymcnasty5533]

If only they taught us this in school...

[@ralphmellor6262]

we learn this before school .......

[@lennypayne4241]

They don’t teach it in school but we learn it in school.

[@katakana1]

We don't live on Earth... WE LIVE ON URANUS!!!

[@bumba6900]

Woah woah woah! UR ANUS!? ( dramatic music play)

[@BlackMagicxWoman]

I ignored it last time but i seen this thumbnail before so im glad i clicked it so i can watch it once more! Fr though this was awesome lol

[@mokonamodokiloveskirby]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

[@pizzapoosta]

and they're all filled with shit.

[@mewaponny]

so if everyone is an asshole, does that make everyone an opinion?

[@elizabethmastin2307]

I think it goes: opinions are like assholes, everyone has one an everyone else's stinks. My mom used to say it all the time 😂

[@monotonesarcasm]

I wouldn't have to be an asshole if I wasn't asked stupid questions all the time.

[@Luingi]

This is pretty accurate

[@destinydragon8312]

The world needs these things.

[@LuizAntonio-zs7ko]

I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!

[@LuizAntonio-zs7ko]

lesROKnoobz Proudly.

[@johnhilbert7640]

Luiz Antonio how many people do you think get that reference?

[@LuizAntonio-zs7ko]

John Hilbert About 10.

[@johnhilbert7640]

Luiz Antonio aight

[@bookguitarguy]

***** I detect a movie reference... ??

[@drewdabom2505]

This is adult Dr. Suess

[@nothanks7462]

This is the non- kid friendly Dr Seuss

[@Pandacalifornia]

Well, people are of course the main character of their life, but plenty of people are completely altruistic to the point where they stress about helping others. Doing bad things doesn’t make someone a bad person.

[@uncertainboy8893]

Yes,yes it does

[@ethangray8527]

Well, it most certainly can. it all just a balance act in each persons perspective. One person may be a villain to you while to others they are heroes.

[@PYrO2058]

Dr. Seuss, eat your heart out.

[@sageandclovers]

This needs to be a book.

[@williamtowns2942]

Had to subscribe lol! This one had me!!!!!!

[@ayhemshaban9745]

The description is funnier than this whole video.

[@clydedonovan9770]

I'm gonna be a speck of dust on this sea of comments so anything I say will go unnoticed

[@vulture_5212]

I, another speck, have noticed thee, good sir, when most others pass you by in a blur. But yes, most words from our mouths we spew, are ignored and brushed off, yes this is so true. But if we all stick together and say the same thing, then maybe we'll be heard, just on a whim. Time passes quickly, just as we thought, so soon they'll be words that time has forgot.

[@GNParty]

1:56 * You're

[@cheshiregrinandnurseplus409]

NO ONE LIKES NAZIS YOU KILLED ANNA FRANK!

[@GNParty]

Cheshire Grin Those were the German Nazis, we are the Grammar Nazis.

[@cheshiregrinandnurseplus409]

WELL THEN YOU HATE ME!! This Is How I Really Type! I'm Sorry I Cant Help It! It's Not My Fult This How I Type!

[@GNParty]

Wonderful Death I lol'd. This guy knows what's up.

[@WolfiKurisu]

Grammar Nazi Party How do you know that the German Nazis weren't, also, Grammar Nazis?

[@still_reflection1914]

I’m turning this into a children’s book and reading it to my kids.

[@zekrazikitty2899]

I did not ask for this amount of blunt existential crisis inducing truthfulness at 12:52 am. How am i supposed to sleep now 😭😹

[@jimmygrayjones9792]

So what I learned from this video is everyones an asshole, But how and why do people become this way though? I am nice, quiet and bother no one. If this video is true, then might it mean i'm no fun? If I try to be funny, I turn out as a dick, but when I am shy and quiet, not one person gives a shit. So is there no way, to avoid being an asshole, if so then thanks for enlightening me without all the hassle.

[@ama3583]

Every human has their own flaws by their morality and doing something that others don't like but it makes you happy

[@RawB0x]

Jimmy gray jones your sentences are well writen, it's soft reading, like the back of a kitten.

[@cecilanahz]

Did you purposely make your comment rhyme or am I just reading it funny.

[@cecilanahz]

Cecil Anahz ?

[@jimmygrayjones9792]

Cecil Anahz The world may never know.

[@JustAnotherSunny]

...By Dr. Seuss.

[@JustAnotherSunny]

kip kippers dude, it was a joke -__-

[@Yuki_Francisco]

kip kippers we're all assholes though

[@frostcooltv5102]

This rhymes and amazing poem mann

[@timezone4176]

One word......Art

[@dericksoto9045]

0:53 I can vouch this is 100% true. I have a friend who literally texts/looks at his phone and doesn't listen to 1 word me or my other friends say and we wind up repeating ourselves over and over.

[@dillonotto8929]

god i hate when my friends do that

[@falcychead8198]

I am so deliriously grateful to you for using "literally" correctly. I want to give you babies. Figuratively.

[@falcychead8198]

Webz Cruiser Okay boys, take it outside.

[@lennypayne4241]

That’s most of my fucking friends. They’re all too interested with their own fucking bullshit to divulge their full attention to me for even a nanosecond. It’s sad how people are missing out on so much.

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

You could just as easily say everyone is awesome. The point of this video is that we all have times where we fall short of behavior we should be expressing and find ourselves screwing around, or just messing. There are times in our lives where we all display some act or say something that we shouldn't say. These instances throughout have many of causes and while we overlook them, they give others' pauses. For in that instant where we forget our station, someone believes us an asshole and assigns us that classification. No matter what you're really like, no matter what good you've done, they believe you're now an asshole who deserves to be shunned. That's not fair, yes I know but that's the way that it goes: once your reputation is marred, that's all that it shows. In the eyes of another that's seen your mistake, they judge you that instant- one's all that it takes. Even though they fall short sometimes too, they don't remember those times; only what you do. When we judge others, we don't usually consider the many qualities we have in common with the sinner. We're all human beings, and we all can fall short and display behavior of an unscrupulous sort. No one is perfect; that's the point of this vid. From hipsters and bronies to trolls and scene kids. But in us we all also have the potential for good and we could see it in each other if only we would. We should all try to see the good in one another. So that's the point of my comment: don't judge a book by its cover.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Ali Express

[@koutsioj4762]

That was from 8 years ago but still, great comment!

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

@@koutsioj4762 Thanks. I liked it, too. I think it took less than an hour to complete. Was a bit iffy on that last line but it really works as a clencher.

[@mijaroprime9509]

@@NazriB Fucking Shut up.

[@obsidiantrap_6900]

"wait is this grinch 2?"

[@lightingdragon728]

Art at its form

[@hughkelliher315]

This video made me feel so special :D

[@HunterRodrigez]

"and think that the rest of the world should act like you do" oh hell no, if everyone acted like me this world would be doomed because everyone would be too lazy and irresponsible to do anything and too heartless and cynical to care about anyone including them self yes iam pretty messed up

[@Lewa500]

Well, at least you're honest.

[@HunterRodrigez]

Lewa500 well, a psychopath such as myself should have at least one redeeming quality dont you think ? iam serious, iam actually suffering from antisocial personality disorder... although "suffering" is probably the wrong word...

[@Lewa500]

***** You're not a psycho until you start feeling pleasure from hurting people. I think you're more of a sociopath.

[@HunterRodrigez]

Lewa500 who says i dont ?

[@Lewa500]

***** Oh, boy. Is your name Patrick Bateman by any chance?

[@user-vt3hx4ov4i]

That was so awesome, funny and clever

[@stefannotchev7209]

Well, no one is perfect you have to overlook their flaws like they do you