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[@neolord1215]

I figured out how he's such a good actor. They kidnapped him, wiped his memory and tell him that certain things are true.

[@jesus3squivel479]

Like the winter soldier

[@sardoniclysane]

Like dollhouse.

[@verbodenmagi]

Now that the secrets out, you’re next

[@RoxyRoomba]

THATS WHY HE PLAYS SO.MUCH D&D!!!

[@sardoniclysane]

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks - Peter 420:69

[@sach1460]

he's scarily good at acting intensely unstable

[@AetherBoye]

the only one who couldbe better is michael reeves

[@yellowbeard1]

It’s nice to see him playing someone unstable and not as a DM. And his DMing is amazing.

[@sach1460]

@@AetherBoye ah, the mad scientist himself

[@300IQPrower]

For like 5 minutes i read this as Batman while simultaneously thinking “is Brennan batman?!

[@bobxie8634]

cobwebbed I mean anyone who went to college is a little bit unstable especially the mental or emotional part.

[@appelofdoom8211]

The tide CEO: a normal dude with a bit of a temper that's losing his mind with his company The ABC CEO: The most normal CEO that's just trying his best to do good but cares about money above all The Venmo CEO: A dude with massive anger issues and an inability to admit to being wrong about anything The moviepass CEO: A desperate man one bad moment away from collapsing into a depressive spiral when he's well rested but he is NOT well rested. The tumblr CEO: A very innocent man with very questionable priorities that has looked into the abyss that was tumblr and lost his mind.

[@benjammin5328]

Tumblr CEO: All of that, as well as a terrible person lol

[@kazsixteen7359]

Oreo CEO: Correct

[@cristinagomez3283]

"D I M I T R I S A Y S *H E L L O"* Moments before disaster

[@nickcollins1052]

@@kazsixteen7359 Yeah the Oreo CEO and the Hardware CEO are the only 2 I feel bad for

[@SehrDummerAccountNam]

@@nickcollins1052 You didn't feel bad for the guy whose family was abducted? Also, no need to feel bad for the Oreo CEO to begin with, he may have a few annoying morons from marketing to deal with, but otherwise he's just chillin and swimming in money.

[@sailorrsaturn5274]

the fear in brennans voice when they reveal that they aired baby immigrant is the most genuine acting i've ever seen

[@cloaker7237]

8:19

[@rcanterb7126]

“Meal bag, tested very well.” “I will kill you.”

[@martaberk9615]

R Canterb7 he’s the only reason I still watch the channel

[@crypticzomb8994]

😂😂

[@octodaddy1602]

The eye twitch goddamn

[@vexxama]

With the meal bag

[@MidoriJane12]

the very soft “don’t yell.” absolutely killed me

[@johnprice.2727]

@@corebabajustin1238 10:49

[@jujucrock14]

My favs are either "you caught me sleeping on the floor a lil bit" or "you wanna soce? You wanna soce mead?"

[@CrazyYasha]

Why are you crying! 2:00

[@ezrac9578]

That was a Michael Scott moment

[@WYCD]

@@johnprice.2727 Timestamps get likes!

[@Achridian]

Something about the energy of “Hey internet citizens, it’s me, Harry Pancake, the CEO of tumblr” just had me DYING on the floor for like 5 minutes

[@Ememeslol]

Same

[@NotFluplaxio]

The real funny thing is that our lies of expression bleed into our comments and in truth none of us are on the floor, we are all in bed giggling to ourselves with pets looking at us like psychopaths making noises at flashing lights. This video slaps though 😂

[@Mr.Limekiller]

caught me dying on the floor a little bit

[@beesokay]

I wish in my heart of hearts that I didn't know the real inventor of tumblr's name, or better yet that I ONLY knew his real name and not ever as "daddy"

[@largeroyster]

They are exCmy at tide posez

[@BranchedOut]

I think the quiet "whY ARE YOU CRYING?" in the first CEO short is so fucking funny. I love it. All around great videos. Love em all.

[@phero2]

"Why are you crying?!" is a total stroke of genius - when I reference this series, that is it.

[@harlecchina]

I literally came to the comments hoping someone highlighted that part yes it’s perfect 😭😂🥲

[@rebekahmokool4759]

2:10

[@ethanlynch6918]

I could watch Brennan lose his mind for hours.

[@jacksonmeads1161]

Ethan Lynch same

[@okeirany7652]

That's a kink for Tumblr!

[@grim1044]

That's what im doing

[@mureithikivuti]

Word

[@Kaizomusicofficial]

*Then put this on Loop.*

[@lucie3621]

"I've seen bigger.." "WHERE!?" "tumblr..." bruh

[@kasmcsensimilla3000]

Yo I'm sorry but I ruined your 666 likes

[@annakatelyn4053]

should've said Deviantart

[@deimosvoralius2988]

@@annakatelyn4053 Kills the joke if it was at another site. This way implies the problem is even deeper than he is complaining

[@evannguyen5611]

What part was that

[@pip-pip5029]

But are they wrong sjjssjjs

[@lucaswickmansound]

I feel like all of these characters are just inside Brennan’s head constantly fighting for control

[@spudthepug]

He just releases them on the players of his games.

[@bushidotestu1997]

They have to get past Arthur Augefort first, and the dozens of others after him

[@avajones6835]

I wanna watch them talk to each other

[@RustyPancake53]

years of being the forever DM will do things to a man...

[@missivory_missraine]

​@@bushidotestu1997 casually murders a man "so kids how's your day?"

[@JamesTDG]

I bet the tumblr ceo is happy after the twitter situation, I think it would be funny to see Brennan try to look like Elon next for this

[@spinningindaffodils]

He already bears a slight resemblance to Elon, dye Brennan's hair and give him a slight accent, BOOM son of an emerald mine owner who's tanking stock

[@tim.noonan]

Elon would sue Dropout out of existence if they parodied him. I’m not saying he’d win against them court, he’d just file so many lawsuits that they’d eventually run out of money.

[@Demonrifts]

@@tim.noonan Eh, I would imagine they would do it just like all of these where they have a fake name for the CEO, but either way, parody is protected as a part of free speech, so its already an uphill battle for him. I'm not a lawyer, but I believe that since CH is based out of LA, the trial would likely have to take place in CA which has pretty strong anti-SLAPP laws which are meant to prevent people like Musk from bringing frivolous suits to silence people. If the defense files a motion to have the case thrown out and its granted, then the plaintiff (Musk in this instance) could be liable for CH's attorney fees, and it could even open up the opportunity for CH to countersue for abuse of the legal system. All that being said, Musk has shown that he has very little understanding of free speech or laws, so I wouldn't be surprised if he tried.

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

apparently the tumblr ceos reaction to the influx of twitter users leaving the site because they dont like twitter is to. start making a bunch of changes to make the website more like twitter lmao

[@gatlinggun511]

@@spinningindaffodilshe’s missing the second ribcage

[@comrad7320]

A message from your favorite CEO's? More like Brennan loses his mind for 23 minutes

[@oscarlin1818]

23 minutes and 54 seconds

[@DarkNova50]

I'll take more of it, please.

[@erikolson6711]

movie pass brennan is definitely the most insane

[@crypto1223]

Erik Olson Have you seen him in Dimension 20? The man has the range of an insane person that talks to himself at his own party.

[@KuruttaKoibito]

Aaannnd I love it

[@jordangilmore3580]

I just need a movie where brennan starts a day normally and the day just escalates more and more with more stressed outbursts resulting in a stand off with Nicholas cage

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

So a sequel to Falling Down.

[@goosegaming5821]

@@camiloenriquez4909 No

The original Nicolas Cage, or the clone I have seen in this news show?

[@pedroc.b.3874]

If someone pitch this idea to Nicolas Cage, he'd do it.

[@vaultscribe4501]

Oh my god!!!!! This is what the world needs

[@spicy_lemon_waves7682]

I love how in all of them he's like doubting the company and himself about everything, exept in the venmo one. He's like "is that whats screwing us up? ... No!"

[@skywardbound67]

I love that Brennan is the guy who play the CEOs. This guy is great at going from normal to being on the edge of his sanity at the drop of a hat.

[@PersonMan1234]

SO many quick, good lines. "But Tide pods are soap, and that's not food." "Gum tastes like anything" "Why are you crying?" "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS???" "So we do make food."

[@redstranger6772]

daemonblade1229 All of this in 4 minutes.

[@badwolfo2585]

That is baby bottoms smooth

[@Julian-ww6hx]

You forgot about “I’ll kill you”

[@thatreddude8796]

Don’t forget: *AHHHHHHHH*

[@declantecho1717]

“ *_THAT’S A GILLET RAZOR?!_* “

[@theillusionist1494]

You can so _distinctly_ see every “I’m so fucked” moment from each of them, but they all look so different

[@burgertime4994]

Timestamps?

[@theillusionist1494]

@@burgertime4994 Tide: 0:48 Abc: 4:54 Venmo CEO didn’t really have one Moviepass: 14:09 Tumblr: 20:56

[@mr.dragoon6566]

@@theillusionist1494 ABC is the best face

[@evanmontague9456]

the reason Venmo ceo dosnt have one is because he is at fault and stubborn so he didn’t see why he is failing

[@evanmontague9456]

@@theillusionist1494 I think the best one is movie pass because he already was loosing hope and sanity so that face just really sells it

[@BornNoU]

The “All families matter” bit my GOD college humor gets better with age

[@nathanabbotts9588]

The funniest highlights; "I'll kill you" "Yabba dabba do not look under there" The sudden jerk awake "MoviePass" and deer eyes look into the camera

[@messyiix7613]

Tide Pods CEO is such a classic. Gets me every time

[@morescodesup2087]

Man this hamburger taste a lot like blood, weird Friend: Oh wait my bad that’s my razor

[@phiefer3]

Why Are You Crying?

[@nitgo3451]

*CEO:* So they are eatable ? *Random guy:* _tHeY aRe pOiSoNoUs._

[@LuluTheCorgi]

Whyyyy are you crying

[@manictiger]

Tidepods are soap, and that's not food. -Brennan, philosopher and 2020 presidential candidate

[@jayl2298]

I'm not convinced that Brennan didn't just name his CEO's after the object he was looking at in that moment.

[@ArsenalTheProtogen]

he probably did

[@kynto]

69420% yes

[@Cheffamily]

The tide ceo's name is real tho.

[@Bumblerage32]

@@Cheffamily there probably a choice of three brands and objects (that would be hilarious if it was true)

[@harryblockser]

100%

[@Keyarchan]

Seriously though, this is just too unbelievable. A CEO caring about their consumers? No way.

[@Zeuseus6609]

The hamburger razor is still one of the best jokes in this series

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

I want a thriller about Brennan slowly losing his mind. Like an unfortunate chain of events just sends him spiraling from an innocent young lad into a violent serial killer.

[@hera5614]

Like Joker, but with more candy-like soap.

[@daboomaninc739]

Thats the plot of Magic

[@senza4591]

Joker, but comedy?

[@pinkdogroslyn8832]

arham_ joker but not joker

[@Michael02496]

Like the movie falling down

[@alexv3357]

"I don't understand what the octopus is getting outta any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either."

[@Swingset25]

I'm dead

[@axleion]

that's a vivid description

[@KoPLeaderKiactu]

I've seen enough hentai to see where this goes.

[@lw3269]

Priceless.

[@jadenhernandez2827]

IM CRYING

[@hopoffz]

Oh my god. 23 minutes of brennan lee mulligan. I'm going to cry

[@Wertical93]

0:06 David Taylor - Tide 4:12 Brian Hat - ABC 8:41 Rob Shelf - Venmo 13:02 Jonathan Floor - Moviepass 18:08 Harry Pancake - Tumblr

[@meala23]

Thank you

[@YonkoAngel]

This guys is actually a FANTASTIC actor. Each one of these skits felt like a really different person.

[@xavierbetancourt1503]

but all insane equally.

[@drstaylit]

I think it's the haircuts.

[@ilhandaanish2381]

Dr. StayLit his mental state depends on his hair

[@thegreatalfini]

WAIT ITS NOT A DIFFERENT DUDE

[@Dogen70]

there is a definite star quality him bc I can just watch the little things in his performance

[@firstlast-pp7tq]

Brennan is an insanely good actor, like he looks the same in all scenes but the energy and characters are intensely different and different unhinged energies

[@HerpDerpTheTank]

There are only two people who absolutely can pull an off-the-cuff mental breakdown or existential crisis, and those are Brian David Gilbert and Brennen Lee Mulligan.

[@reikim5616]

Yeah I thought the third ceo was played by a different person a first before realizing it was just him.

[@gustavowadaslopes2479]

@@reikim5616 The makeup department also killed it there.

[@hellothere702]

@@gustavowadaslopes2479 fr they did such a good job

[@Etomia]

Also realizing how completely different he looks with different hairstyles as well tbh.

[@TheScottishMutt]

3:28 Ally: "Meal bag" tested very well. Brennan: *death glare*

[@newbiedonthurtme1907]

And the oh so slight eye twitch, I've watched it a bunch of times and just saw it

[@ovgm116]

I love Brennan’s naming formula “generic male first name, household object last name”

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Blake Table Connor Lampshade Charles Sauna Tanner Wheelchair Bob Burger Benjamin Backsplash

[@Unimportant_egg]

​@@Tonyhouse1168BOB BURGER

[@puertoricanguy999]

​@@Unimportant_eggBob Belcher's secret name.

[@ValoxElwin]

Underrated line: "If you try hard, and you never give up, and you never stop running, they'll never catch you"

[@zyaicob]

Michael Scott is that you?

[@wafflefawfflemcdooodat1124]

Truly the wisest words ever spoken.

[@orangelake2268]

WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO FOX!!!!

[@inc3000]

- Grunkle Stan

[@jamiemills5659]

Fyre Festival Organizers be like

[@124cmadreamer]

Hey I LOVE Brennan as anything but especially as CEO

[@RyanLynch1]

Alyssa Bloomberg big agree

[@lumanae]

me too but god damn I'd be over the moon to see Brennan working on SFP again

[@manictiger]

I just got an idea. I'm gonna rip the audio from his vids and stick them in GTA V self radio. Who needs music, when you can have ads about eating tidepods?

[@zach3021]

I love how crisp the audio is and how you can hear his angry and upset noises. It makes it so much more hilarious

[@certifiedtrash2298]

The moviepass one is actually kind of sad and the acting on that one is legit so good

[@kiranicole2096]

He looks so exhausted. It's impressive, really. These are gold.

[@daveybiviano9611]

“This survey was conducted at a clan rally. You you think there’s a problem with that?” Gotta love CH

[@jellowick27]

Davey Biviano it's Klan

[@NewhamMatt]

This was the fourth time they had inadvertently invited neo-Nazis into the office.

[@whosecow9623]

Neo-nazis don't get along with the Klan. You must be a Christian and believe Jesus was white to be a Klan member😂😂😂. Neo-nazis could be atheist or theist

[@ryanjapan3113]

Whose Cow I don’t think Neo-Nazi’s are atheists...

[@DimT670]

@@whosecow9623 you do know what theist means right? You do realise it means someone who believes in a religion with a god in it right? Also most neonazis are Christians so why wouldn't they get along with the klan?

[@Kyodie-bz1sf]

I love how every single CEO's name is just "generic white name" followed by "household object"

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

George Waffle

[@DoctorVagrantYT]

@@TheNinthGenerarion is he Harry Pancake's cousin?

[@TheNinthGenerarion]

@@DoctorVagrantYT there is no relation between Mr. Pancake and Mr. Waffle

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

Landon bladandovon

[@desertgoggles8157]

Ted Lamp

[@anxia-tea5846]

i absolutely love how the CEOs are actually portrayed as good people who know to do what’s right

[@JustaSimplefact]

cool story bro. these videos are fake fake fake. they are not the real world and noone has ever felt this way.... you love bullshit fake nothing, and you will raise your kids based on that nothing... you are the problem.

[@WarsWorth]

Yeah I'm also a big fantasy fan.

[@lutokill4784]

Except Tumblr

[@blakksheep736]

And Venmo.

[@p.m.e.7311]

19:38 putting chemicals in the water that turns the freakin frog's gay

[@adelmostaqueahmed1724]

The Tide CEO sketch is definitely one of the best new cast reveals of all channels of all time.

[@TheTitanJesus]

Lightning in a bottle.

[@dumbidiot1119]

@@TheTitanJesuswho are you again? I don’t see you being revealed as a cast member

[@whydoineedahandle1058]

THAT was Brennan's introduction??? That is amazing

[@katherinepagan4860]

The Tumblr one makes me stop breathing every time. It's so damn accurate that I cringe and get misty-eyed at the same time: "That's my platform, the sick bastards."

[@FatherTime89]

Type tumblr titanic into youtube if you get the chance, it was made before they removed all the porn and it's pretty funny.

[@reapermaster1233]

This is100% accurate

[@R4yj4ck]

"Our mascot community in the furry tag" Oh it's gonna be THAT kind of video.

[@rachelrachel9152]

He says so many words out loud that i never wanted to hear lolll

[@norahendrix3283]

As a person in the furry community.... Yeah..I don't need to clarify shit...

[@namesareboring2009]

“So the Furry community is just foxes, bears...dragons banging each other?” Well- ya- uh actually...yeah that’s basically it. And I should know

[@amzab123]

4:30 This guy would play a killer Syndrome in an Incredibles live-action adaptation

[@anonymouspalmtree]

The gasp I just gosp

[@benhamer4139]

Brennan is hands down CollegeHumour's best acquisition for a long time, he's so good

[@Slackerhun]

And he made Dimension 20 possible, which is just amazing.

[@player18792]

Notice how they didn’t like this comment? I don’t think they feel the same lol

[@buffnatsuki7204]

Go watch fantasy high rn before i break your knees

[@therookery9911]

Seriously if it wasn't for Brennan I would have dropped my CollegeHumor sub months ago. This channel has lost it's Fire otherwise.

[@ShimrraJamaane]

@@player18792 I think liking the comment would be playing favorites within the company. Not a good move towards morale :P

[@yunikage]

"WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS?" might be my favorite laugh line in anything ever

[@Blastronaute]

The delivery of the simple “don’t yell” is the funniest thing in this video

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Ok so sometimes ceos are effectively leased out to different companies by "parent" companies, so irl some of this stuff could pretty much happen.

[@markpetersen507]

This guy is actually a really talented actor. Hollywood should pick him up.

[@ilhandaanish2381]

He’s ours

[@TheTitanJesus]

Sadly true

[@jddiggy2343]

No one college humor actually goes to Hollywood 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@hhhhzk]

JD Diggy kelly marie tran

[@brenyatta]

Don’t let Hollywood put great talent in bad movies & shows

[@thewateringwiz7118]

The "deleting 300 hours of body cam footage" just cracked me up so hard for some reason

[@eldraco4500]

What were they doing still confuses me to this day

[@zacharymendoza1175]

@@eldraco4500 idk police brutality maybe?

[@taniatokustar7737]

I dont get it

[@thewateringwiz7118]

@@taniatokustar7737 It's a joke on police officers erasing bodycam footage to hide evidence of police brutality

[@taniatokustar7737]

@@thewateringwiz7118 hool yeaa that makes sence i just thought it was sexism

[@PrairieDad]

I love making up names for Venmo payments. I paid a beef rancher and titled it "PETA Donation."

[@SneakyMeeky]

18:30 Only Brennan could make what I can only imagine is an outtake blend so well with his character. You almost dont recognise it at first 0-0

[@hocuspocusfocus6229]

Tide CEO sketch always kills me everytime Brennan says "why are you crying?!"

[@kimanirobinson790]

The extra layer of this that's really funny to me is that he's supposed to be the CEO, but somehow doesn't that any of the products are being developed until they're ready to advertise ship it out.

[@SeymourDisapproves]

Nah that's kind of par for the course

[@taylamuller1811]

I mean that often isn't super far off with huge chains. The levels below CEOs usually handle coming up with and making products and the CEOs just give the go ahead and final inspection.

[@IhateAlot718]

And all of you making shit up.

[@catsballs9657]

@@IhateAlot718 ?

[@joshuastrickland5264]

Its effecient... I mean even if the company is as well meaning as a profitable company can be, there will be a great deal of disconnect between the bottom and the top.

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

That "Blue Lives To Live" drama sounds oddly like _Chicago P.D.,_ a show that, after watching several seasons while visiting my parents, I can only describe as "what if we framed constant, rampant police corruption and abuse of power as totally cool and necessary?" Like, there's literally an episode where a guy murders two kids as part of a drug house attack, and they use a totally unproven facial recognition system to track down a guy over it, and they get him killed by throwing him in holding to try and coax a fucking confession which gets him stabbed and stuck in the ICU where he later dies. Then, they find out the real culprit was part of the gang that got stolen from, and proceed to ENGAGE IN A COVERUP by leaking the new guys identity to the leader of the gang and then BLAME THE INNOCENT MAN THEY KILLED FOR THE ! MURDER SO THAT THE COP WHO SUGGESTED THEY USE THE FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE DOESNT LOSE HIS JOB. Basically every episode has some kind of bullshit like that.

[@TheMadwomen]

Holy shit. Listen, cop shows are always designed to show police as always good, simply because if they don't then people would realize that having police is a bad idea (yes I am biased but shhhh). And since they can't convince people the police are non-violent, they often try to paint the violence as a necessary evil, if not outright a good thing. That way they can justify the need to have police be violent so they can make more profitable cop shows. That all being said... This is *insanely* egregious. I don't think even real life police are this routinely fucked up, and I'm an anarchist! Oh my gods!

[@user-jj5tq4qs7j]

@@TheMadwomenwhat would be the alternative to the police?

[@TheMadwomen]

@@user-jj5tq4qs7j I would only explain that to someone who'd be willing to listen and not just want to rebuke it with incorrect statements and loaded questions. Besides, I'm sure someone who goes up to someone who says she's an anarchist going "TELL ME WHAT TO REPLACE POLICE WITH OR ELSE POLICE ARE GOOD" has a lot of socializing to do. Thank you for your query!

[@user-jj5tq4qs7j]

@@TheMadwomen it was a question, if you can’t answer questions because your afraid of criticism, they you are afraid your own idea is wrong, I didn’t ask to be malicious, I just wanted to know, the only solutions I can think of is the police or social workers, both of which are needed, they just need more training

[@user-jj5tq4qs7j]

@@TheMadwomen and I barely even know what an anarchist is

[@MisterBoZiffer]

Brennan could be the next Ryan Reynolds of subtle chaos acting.

[@birdsnestisstupid]

WE CANNOT KEEP SELLING SHOWS TO *F O X*

[@topperbeast1019]

Miner15101 V then fox sells it to nbc

[@martinsmouter9321]

They told me it was impossible, but they were wrong. Muhahaha.

[@mrquack4903]

WCKSSTF

[@mk_rexx]

WE CANNOT KEEP POSTING CAM SHOWS OF A *F O X*

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

Now they're owned by the same company!

[@toughmanrandysavage3077]

Whoever did his makeup did a great job, he truly looks like his life is falling apart xD

[@Hevensdragon]

forget makeup, that eye twitch. all the little mannerisms he has during it where just perfect.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhood3991]

... Yeah...

[@Katherine-xh2zl]

who says its makeup? maybe his life IS falling apart

[@MonsterTaming420]

i dont think its makeup i think he is really just unstable

[@clairifedverified2513]

That isn't makeup.

[@yorg3742]

His "so we DO make food" will ALWAYS kill me, the start of a legend.

[@GeneralAblon]

21:22 one could say it is seizing the means of re-production.

[@kappaross6124]

That Moviepass one was legitimately heartbreaking

[@ezekielmartin4323]

Yeah, I can't even watch that one. Really stings.

[@AshHeaven]

I genuinely felt back for that CEO character.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Even more depressing in the deleted cuts.

[@kailavanderwielen3588]

i actually cried when he offered sex with that broken, exhausted look on his face. i understood--for the first time--the temptation to hire someone for sex. Even just to give him two hours of rest, a hot meal, and some much-needed therapy. then we'd figure out how to get him out his situation and get his kids back.

[@kippdipp6045]

@@kailavanderwielen3588 Man that was sad

[@mauirandall8176]

Tumblr is definitely the best one "I created this website for Buddy's to do social media. *That's the reason why I started the BDSM tab!* "

[@eadweard2214]

*BUDDY'S* DOING SOCIAL MEDIA

[@mynameismaybeprobablynever5055]

ITS FULL OF WHAAT??

[@dyonnelis5856]

Bible discussion and study meeting

[@yoholup19]

Should we tell him?

[@nalayuta2291]

Someone get this to EVERY CASTING DIRECTOR EVER. I need to see him in everything!

[@PHYTEthePOWAH]

Straight up. He seems very happy at CH and he must be getting paid but it sure would be great to see him on a bigger screen.

[@myfirstcrappyvideobilly]

This just let's me know how normal I am. It's all I ever wanted, even when I was little.

[@myfirstcrappyvideobilly]

BTW I should have been a CEO because I should be rich enough to not care about racism or racists.

[@SFray-sf7gr]

Waiting for "CEO of Robinbood". Come on college humor dont let us down

[@Cavellioken]

oh thata would be a good one

[@durzio9630]

We need a CEO of Robinhood, and now a CEO of OnlyFans

[@achesandpains4632]

@@durzio9630 CEO of Blizzard

[@Delta-ei7im]

These are all *fantastic* ideas

[@cyanide4068]

@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ sir, are you okay

[@wombatperson5431]

"don't yell" is one of the funniest lines ever for some reason. Gets me every time

[@MegaKhelditia]

Feels like it's the context of the character that makes the juxtaposition so funny

[@ssebasgoo]

The acting in the moviepass skit is so incredible. There are so many tiny details that ad credibility to the character here, I'm truly amazed.

[@TheEmmaHouli]

Tumblr one is by far my favourite, my husband and I quote it back and forth to each other all the time!

[@cazikman]

"That's not Rule 34" "Is there a different rule 34?!" "A . . . very different rule 34"

[@Delilah_Anne]

What’s rule 34?

[@gavinhalo]

@@Delilah_Anne if it exists there’s porn of it.

[@Delilah_Anne]

@@gavinhalo I searched it and... I think I can be excused for not knowing since I am in fact a child. My apologies lol Also, thank you for telling me XD

[@doggieoverlordx3349]

@@Delilah_Anne do u regret looking it up? Lol

[@Delilah_Anne]

@@doggieoverlordx3349 Yes XD

[@ravenblack5294]

"This survey was conducted at a Klan rally. Do you think there's a problem with that?"

[@David-yq4yn]

Klan rally survey's tested well

[@idkwefr1751]

- Fox News

[@clyddnyl9684]

I gave you your 1000

[@emporerjragon2122]

I read this comment as soon as he said it.

[@alyssaschultz6241]

N O

[@domross-o9670]

As a furry myself, his reaction to and description of us was phenomenal. And, like, 70-75% accurate.

[@masterofgames8261]

ehhhh, i dont really like it, its like not at all accurate

[@thedemolitionmuniciple]

I'm taking it with a large grain of salt, but leaning towards it being meant as something so absurd that people are meant to take the absurdity as a joke, not the fandom itself. There is a lot of nsfw in the fandom, and a fair portion of it is... even less safe for work than the usual stuff, but the same is true with the rest of humanity, which people don't tend to realize.

[@Willy_Warmer]

@@thedemolitionmuniciplethere are a lot of bad humans, that doesn't make every human bad though. The group "human" is insanely large and insanely general, so no suprise a lot of things ranging from bad to good, horny to chaste, young to old, exist. Comparing it to the furry community though? A much smaller, much more niche group? I'm gonna be honest man, if something that small is made up mostly of nsfw stuff, it's nsfw.

[@Goblinkatie]

This keeps popping up on my “play next” list and I never skip it. I think watching all hope and life itself drain from each CEO’s eyes is the most amazing part of this series of skits.

[@luminatron]

"This is _seizing the means of production?"_ Underrated.

[@zyaicob]

I mean the means of production has been pretty roundly seized

[@kylemoder7550]

I can eat the rich and ass!

[@theily1724]

GoateToaste How about a rich person’s ass?

[@Fluffkitscripts]

@teddy and lily nah, they usually taste like death, sadness, and plastic.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Teddy and Lily No. they will only feel the embrace of death.

[@jennylobato2300]

Brennan even nails the CEO walk in the Tide sketch. It's a little detail but it's so good.

[@kevin02167]

Jenny Lobato if this doesn’t shave its your ass you get that right

[@durzio9630]

If you try hard, and never give up, and never stop running, they'll never catch you - Brennan Lee Mulligan

[@ginao6810]

The Venmo thing made me think of Ryan Howard in Season 5 of the Office when he made Dunder Mifflin Infinity and said people would be discussing the election and sharing music while buying paper on DMI

[@elektrolites2891]

My no.1 favourite series from you guys. No doubt.

[@Kaximua]

Elektrolites same

[@nimmy56]

Elektrolites “Jesus fucking Christ ANGEL DUST CHOCOLATE KISSES?”

[@ferrieddog2200]

Same

[@Batvolle]

And if google was a guy.

[@thaynewarnick5715]

It truly is the best

[@loretaruisenor988]

"HOW IS BLOCKBUSTER DOING??" just broke my heart

[@Tigergaming-cp6xx]

"But tide pods are soap and thats not food" i died

[@Slightlyaggravatedcat]

He’s one of the best actors I have ever seen so so much talent and obvious hard work

[@h2ojr1]

1 year later and I'm still waiting on my Gillette brand Big McRazr.

[@metazoxan2]

It turned out the material they used to make the blades look like a burger were EXTREMELY toxic and anyone that used one died within a week.

[@gayfroggo]

@@metazoxan2 wait then how is the CEO alive?

[@the4thsteve27]

@@gayfroggo money

[@spartanking2972]

2 years

[@jordentaft]

Huawei CEO would be a nice sketch.

[@MrGksarathy]

Except he'd know full well about the theft and espionage.

[@physicsdenier793]

@Yibin Jiang Huawei tablet here.

[@jennacook2505]

+

[@Edzilla]

see, they dont have a full asian guy tho

[@messyiix7613]

Still holdin out hope for Bethesda CEO

[@yesto3rrishuman]

19:12 As a furry, I completely agree with the other person

[@duaneosmith]

The way that Brennan encompasses a different character steadily unraveling every time is masterful.

[@TanisAnnicchiarico]

"NO! DO _NOT_ MOVE OVER TO THAT POSTER! BACK TO ME!" I'm dead xD

[@TreytheBeast03]

I am upset cause I wanted to see the poster

[@blakeharris58]

@@TreytheBeast03 more than anything I wanted to see that white Family Matters poster.

[@ElGuerreroMaya]

I know CH is just capitalizing from old videos, but this is so good I'm actually glad they did it.

[@username172]

aye its all about Buddies Doing Social Media

[@RJBuildsPcs]

Better then doing it than some off the side reupload channel who’ll do it anyways lol

[@warfreddy6968]

Right? CH is promising.

[@nomadaa5984]

Then why mention it?

[@Winn_Or_Lose]

There aren’t adds they aren’t getting anything from it

[@aurora_boketto7746]

20:35............. Bro 💀nowords

[@aalexander2279]

in love with the subtitle at 23:32 that says “there are no stupid Christians” instead of “there are no stupid questions” because my man……………… my man.

[@hellohooman8962]

"Why is everyone on the internet so horny?" My favorite line of the year. Maybe even the decade.

[@jerrywoods9958]

He shaved his face with a burger

[@TophinatorStreams]

The Tumbler CEO skit does a great job of showing just how out of touch CEOs can be. And lying about it. “One of my favorite fanfics”? So we can assume it’s been vetted by you- ohhhh, you had no idea what was in that Harry Potter fanfic.

[@lanthan598]

and it's even more clear now with onlyfans diving in the same shit full toilet that Tumblr dove on

[@Awkwardstefan007]

This is hands down my favorite series college humor has ever made. We love you, Man!

[@Palemagpie]

Brennan saying "dont yell" as the venmo CEO had me in stitches

[@jackpollard550]

“Well I personally don’t see what the octopus is getting out of this,” is the single best line in this entire compilation.

[@jessicacole9502]

And the girl doesn't seem to be having much fun either

[@Zappygunshot]

@@jessicacole9502 The criminally underappreciated but all too important second half of the comment. Without going into too much detail, I turn off the second one or more parties aren't doing it because it's fun any more.

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

the tumblr ceo one... it hurts me how accurate that is. I say this as a person who survived the porn purge, outlasted every bullshit "overhaul", protested Yahoo, witnessed the disaster of DashCon, and saw the John Green Harassment Campaign. I will never leave this cesspool.

[@emryscaster7332]

It’s a toxic wasteland but it’s *our* toxic wasteland

[@carsextendedwarranteecalle8749]

@@emryscaster7332 its a hellsite, but it's *our* hellsite

[@hellothere702]

@@emryscaster7332 we work hard to make this hellsite a home

[@namemycactus]

Omg comrade

[@etcetera1995]

It's *our* cesspool dammit.

[@hushmush8419]

The "WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS" always gets me

[@sessasidney]

We need this series back ASAP... every few month I come back to watch this video, need new episodes YESTERDAY

[@Insertcurrentintresthere]

Do you ever have the feeling that Brennan doesn’t actually get a script for these and he’s just given products and what CEO he’s playing and he just improves the whole thing

[@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295]

I could see them just coming up with the scripts that he was supposed to read for the interview/commercial and then the rest is him just reacting lol

[@spartin1173]

He just gets an explanation and then they pull out different props and he has to improv his reaction

[@skye4082]

You have exactly 1K likes now

[@alekkoj642]

Actually Brennan writes the majority of the scripts for these episodes (and greenlights all the concepts). he also notes the cut. Basically the episodes happen whenever Brennan has an idea he's crazy about. (this information is from the dropout subscriber server, where Sam answered a question about this!)

[@rileymcphee9429]

The more I've learned about Brennan, the shockingly truer this has become.

[@remembernovember9059]

Tide: All of their cleaning products look like food. ABC: Full of racist and controversial TV shows. Venmo: Irrelevant but the CEO is delusional and extremely egotistical. Moviepass: Irrelevant but the CEO is desperate and emotionally broken. Tumblr: Attempts to remove NSFW content from what is essentially a porn site. Juul: Basically tries to sell cigarettes to children. GoFundMe: The community's attempt to fix our garbage healthcare system.

[@Rougarou99]

Tide 2.0: All of their new products look like medicine.

[@ren.67]

Irrelevant? Moviepass is an amazing concept!

[@nyxession944]

Tumblr: the toxicity has left us and now we are the only safe haven

[@ren.67]

@Brandon Pells yes

[@remembernovember9059]

@Brandon Pells yes

[@asstronaut4708]

PLEASE- RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "and Cornelius fudge gets to watch" KZbin ITSELF WAS LIKE "it's time to take a break" AND IM GONE IM WEAK 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@Spen_cey04]

"just because something doesn't work, doesn't mean it doesn't work" is the story of my life