"Chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym" holy shit 🤣🤣
@sparkfx58743 жыл бұрын
Theo has the best nonsense off the top of his head sayings. Like his actual stand up jokes are funny, but just listening to him talk in general is more hilarious and doesn't really translate to a stand-up set.
@beastythunder2 жыл бұрын
@@sparkfx5874 it translates really well in his stand up Saw him live 2 years ago and his stand up legit made me fall out of my chair cry laughing and his podcast makes me giggle at most lol
@freddymeisner6 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like a guy who played basketball in high school and still talks about it
@adamcarter42976 жыл бұрын
hahaha I saw on his instagram he posted a pic of him playing on the basketball team in high school
@PordanBJeterson6 жыл бұрын
No, basketball was the right call
@Cheek19696 жыл бұрын
sits and the end of the bar in his I'll fitting high school jacket, talks bout how he could've gone pro, promises to help you move...then throws up on himself
@Bubba5036 жыл бұрын
JohnPaul Cosby lies
@ceceavalos13636 жыл бұрын
Fucking great 😂💀
@JohnSmith-jb8rb7 жыл бұрын
This right here is the difference between growing up in New York and Louisiana.
@nsaiswatching6 жыл бұрын
you mean new yorkers are better at insults?
@mikezayas3246 жыл бұрын
Exactly, Theo is a great comedian , but got roasted. He hasn’t left LA in monthsb
@rezendogmorales37476 жыл бұрын
@@mikezayas324 roasted??? Half of what they were saying was garabge. Katie Lang was his best joke.
@mollymojave4845 жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are just louder lol
@whereverigothereiam30785 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Louisianans grow up. New Yorkers, not so much ... 2019 and Chris still hasn't had a mature thought in his big head.
@ChuckTreble3 жыл бұрын
I love how Theo called his coke break diarrhea.
@robertmckeeverii60382 жыл бұрын
as he cleans his nose in the next scene.
@TheBrightlightlion2 жыл бұрын
I always get diarrhoea when I’ve been doing coke tbh
@TheBrightlightlion2 жыл бұрын
@Gonzo Papers 😂
@phoenixalpha1462 жыл бұрын
LOL It was so obvious!
@saldiaz1762 жыл бұрын
😂 that booga suga.. taking jacket to go to bathroom 😂
@hern383 жыл бұрын
Theo 100% ripped a line of coke in that bathroom break, man couldnt stop touching his nose after hahaha
@FanYarnla Жыл бұрын
“You look like a octagon that’s having a tough month” 😂
@Aiur7 жыл бұрын
" you look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym" 😂 theo over this hack anyday
@BigPat65216 жыл бұрын
Aiur that was about his only good insult.
@christianvalle41886 жыл бұрын
Too bad Theo got destroyed here lol and Theo's wack anyway. He tries too hard it's cringe sometimes.
@netwrok426 жыл бұрын
@@BigPat6521 "You look like an octagon having a tough month"
@Doorito_5 жыл бұрын
They’re both good comics why call him a hack and if it was roast battle the so called “hack” would’ve won by a lasndslide
@JuanGarcia-tb7ph5 жыл бұрын
Hamez sb Nah bro not a landslide. I agree Theo lost this one, but I don’t think it was by much.
@raulaguilar4602 Жыл бұрын
Theo just looked he got caught by surprise. And Chris didn't let up😂😂
@roxie80244 жыл бұрын
Some people are so sensitive in the comment section. And simply don't understand comedians. This was great, it's what comedians do all the time they shit on each other. Plus they're both great friends Chris did Theos podcast, this was very funny! 😂
@danielg.s.88114 жыл бұрын
They're just roasting each other lol
@willieschick73154 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!! People acting like this was serious
@uncleiroh46504 жыл бұрын
Nah son, Chris definitely prepared those jokes to go after Theo😂😂😂 Of course it’s not serious, but comedians usually go this far when there annoyed at the other person. Clear as day Theo was hella caught off guard
@ianleonard32643 жыл бұрын
This is what funny people do meanness is the medium of funny. Its harmless brutality and how excessive and clever it is just makes it hilarious. And it makes everyone tougher and quicker. Listen to patrice ant and jim on the old show its perfection
@russBwright3 жыл бұрын
People see “vs” in the title and immediately turn into WWE MMA mode
@MitchMBowring14 жыл бұрын
Theo: you just said that. Chris: yeah and it crushed. 😂😂😂
@jackblackfan42023 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Theo likes the competitive roast sessions but that goes to show how good of a comedian he is. He can stand his ground even though he’d rather be having a funny and interesting conversation instead of a battle
@lockandreload3 жыл бұрын
Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones
@lockandreload3 жыл бұрын
Theo can have interesting conversations, not funny ones
@YourMarvelRival2 жыл бұрын
@@lockandreloadyeah we saw both of your comments neither any more impressive or correct
@Zaddy69wake Жыл бұрын
@@YourMarvelRival gottem😂
@TheBuddyChrist3 жыл бұрын
People are acting like Chris sat up at night writing a roast about Theo. Chris probably thought about it on his way over there, given the show they were on and he's Chrissy anxiety and Theo was probably thinking about why frogs ribbit. It's just what it is. I fucking love them both.
@quinn67866 жыл бұрын
If you could ever meet yourself you would hate it
@whereverigothereiam30785 жыл бұрын
Epic line. True to core ...
@SonnyTheCat0011 ай бұрын
“You look like a deaf guy who goes to the gym” is the best roast ever.
@opieradio11 ай бұрын
hilarious
@camarowland48 жыл бұрын
Theo for life
@juanbillion42736 жыл бұрын
For sure.
@MrAngusyoungistheman6 жыл бұрын
Gang gang!
@MetaLeir934 жыл бұрын
Theo out roasted Theo fans cannot comprehend that
@beenrue56724 жыл бұрын
This Chris nerd didn't throw out one funny or creative insult but he thought he was killing because a washed up radio host and hack comedians were laughing
@CadillacCush4 жыл бұрын
Chris absolutely demolished him
@jonathannauck74537 жыл бұрын
Theo is way funnier than Chris. Sherrod and Mad Cuban are radio cancer.
@AbbaZaba006 жыл бұрын
All true
@BigPat65216 жыл бұрын
He's always very funny, but in this kind of shit talking theo lost by a lot. He's just not ready for this pace of comedy.
@stevenfluitt69356 жыл бұрын
@@BigPat6521 pace of comedy!?! Those idiots weren't even saying anything funny but they laugh their asses off so east coast morons think its funny. Theo is way better than anyone in that room
@BigPat65216 жыл бұрын
Steven Fluitt you're not reading my comment. But yes those insults were funny, Theo got smoked. He needs practice in rapid shit talk.
@comegetthathitter69355 жыл бұрын
@@BigPat6521 yeah, third grade insults. I don't think Theo can operate that poorly.
@joannt22987 жыл бұрын
Team Theo!
@BigPat65216 жыл бұрын
Our team lost, lol
@cosmicgalaxy1014 жыл бұрын
Shut up, he lost 😂 team COMEDIAN
@cam_squarepants3 жыл бұрын
“It’s for safety you idiot” best line by far.
@daveyschneider7 жыл бұрын
theo>chris
@BigPat65216 жыл бұрын
daveyschneider of course theo gives us stand up. But Chris won this.
@B.Rayall2 жыл бұрын
What's better than this, guys being dudes. "It's for safety" had me gone hahahah
@gramforgramarmwrestling67427 жыл бұрын
Theo wins, talking louder doesn't mean anything.
@ryabm14044 жыл бұрын
he didn't even have one better then "this zipper on the back of my neck looks cool"
@mikeyjdoogan28054 жыл бұрын
nah chris' roasts were funnier i disagree
@BaconNCereal3 жыл бұрын
Chris destroyed him here
@samarisuddeath958 Жыл бұрын
Chris looks like the 30 year old guy that still comes to college house parties
@mojosooner3 жыл бұрын
The Michigan St. helmet line was the best!
@brotoswaggins62386 жыл бұрын
lucky chris, if patrice was only here ..
@user-mz9sb5ib1z7 жыл бұрын
Distefano seems like a weakling in this video, Theo took the jokes like a good sport, Chris just got mad and started yelling "shut up"
@justintee32416 жыл бұрын
Blake Smith are you kidding lol they both got each other pretty good
@christianvalle41886 жыл бұрын
Theo got destroyed honestly lol
@xavi95656 жыл бұрын
Chris just trying to bite off Quinn's trademark shutuuup but can't pull it off because he lacks timing and class
@denisbejtja99375 жыл бұрын
Did you just watch another video?
@ramonw94304 жыл бұрын
Chris's jokes were funnier.
@Eric-im2px6 жыл бұрын
"You look like Robert Denearly" Hahahahaha
@coach31555 жыл бұрын
6:40 "why dont u shave your neck, cut ya head off?" I felt the Theo wrath right there
@rajasreekv76043 жыл бұрын
theo got his feeling hurt.... its my first time seeing theo lose and angry
@TheViralWizard2 жыл бұрын
He was tight lol
@meredith_81118 жыл бұрын
Holy SHIT the Michigan State Spartan helmet made me legitimately laugh out loud 😂
@axisofjustice505 жыл бұрын
All this and Opie is still the bomb in the room.
@dannyvaldes34415 жыл бұрын
Obviously we got a lot of Theo fans in the comments here. Chris roasted Theo
@BigL7214 жыл бұрын
Theo fans who seem to be teenagers who don't get the concept of roasting your friends lol
@user-tu2dr3ny6x4 жыл бұрын
Haha I love Theo myself but there's a lot of hypocrites in his fan base. They love it when Theo talks shit but as soon as someone throws back they start bitching.
@Tsmanriquez214 жыл бұрын
This video changed Chris Distefano for the better
@Black_mamba2123 жыл бұрын
Zipper neck killed me 😂
@dustinwest54109 ай бұрын
Love this. Should be a whole podcast just them roasting each other. 😂
@austintaylor63807 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like a pale jersey shore contestant
@rickrocafort16584 жыл бұрын
Pale skin Guido.
@pointlessopinion6116 жыл бұрын
Theo's vibe is indomitable. Dude's such a positive person he probably isn't used to ppl who's only attractive quality is being a douchebag
@Shaner3736 жыл бұрын
positive? he's always making fun of people. What are you talking about lol, he started this back and forth with chris
@christianvalle41886 жыл бұрын
He was about to get smoked by Eddie Bravo for talking shit so idk what you're talking about? Lol
@MetaLeir934 жыл бұрын
Either that or he got out roasted. Don't do mental gymnastics around that fact
@decentdude10863 жыл бұрын
They’re friends. They went and had dinner right after this. You should Chris on Theo’s podcast. You can tell they love each other. Even gave him a kiss.
@hankriseshill18983 жыл бұрын
Bro it’s just east coast shit like honestly that wasn’t bad at all it was all in good fun
@DSPILLZ20102 жыл бұрын
The Michigan State Spartan head shit got me 😂
@ldcWhereJustFar2 жыл бұрын
We need the full show uploaded PLEASE SOMEBODY
@MCNeurotiK6 жыл бұрын
Did everyone miss “You should shave your chin.” “You should shave your neck and cut your head off.”
@orenthalgregoriasmudbone79884 жыл бұрын
Theo definitely went to get a bump when he went to the bathroom that's why he took his jacket
@ActivatedYoba3 жыл бұрын
And he kept touching his nose after lol
@DixieWreck693 жыл бұрын
@@ActivatedYoba not to mention twirling the mic cable around his finger right after too... boy had the freaky fingers going on
@OBS-ip2hy3 жыл бұрын
Dang I could see that. Them dark arts are sneaky
@sfb78843 жыл бұрын
Nah haha more like he was thinking of leaving because he got rinsed
@miseryisme3 жыл бұрын
@@sfb7884 nah bruh he immediately started playing with his nose when he came back and this was when Theo was on coke
@marvskiigaming98533 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like he smiles thru all emotions 😭
@the99mistakes Жыл бұрын
Is that a roast? It’s not a good one lmao.
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
@@the99mistakes It's funny cause it's true.
@seanbrooks40556 жыл бұрын
i love theo way more but chris roasted him hard and Theos usaually funny weird comebacks werent as good
@whereverigothereiam30785 жыл бұрын
Ambushed. Sucker punched and still, in the end won the fight as far as I'm concerned.
@herpallday12844 жыл бұрын
Sean Brooks you’re just saying that because you look aerodynamic.
@ImDougDimmadome4 жыл бұрын
Tamarama Link me to the video that you watched because that’s not what I saw lmfao
@luisnieves18444 жыл бұрын
Chris respects Theo. Listen to him on the latest bad friends
@armandiic7914 жыл бұрын
Theo got body lol
@samsneed79796 жыл бұрын
I love both guys, and that was hilarious.
@ProudNothing5 жыл бұрын
"you look dutch" AHAHA!
@clintingram3990 Жыл бұрын
I don’t really like seeing theo Get upset. Definitely a first for me.
@pleasantvalley854 жыл бұрын
Only time I’ve seen Theo get roasted off guard lol must’ve had a rough night. That watch your back zipper neck line was the KO lol
@rajasreekv76043 жыл бұрын
he got his feelings hurt back in the radio.... especially if you look when chris comments about his pants
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
That was childish at best. You got to raise that bar son.
@willieschick73154 жыл бұрын
This isn’t an ego thing , people acting like this is a competition or fight...lmao this is what comedians always do, stop picking sides, there are none to take.
@Alex-kk7bg6 жыл бұрын
This guy got anything other than a haircut joke
@ryanbates3625 жыл бұрын
He said "shut up" a few times..
@whereverigothereiam30785 жыл бұрын
@@ryanbates362 And Theo OWNS that cut like a true man. Chris just leafed through G.Q. and ended up looking Q! *love me my Theo
@fibsniper7864 жыл бұрын
He said “those dumb pants”
@kylemcgill29664 жыл бұрын
What a terrible comparison.
@sparkfx58743 жыл бұрын
For real lmao. And the dudes laughing at it repeatedly was annoying. Like Jesus Christ that shit wasn't that funny and they just cut everyone off with their loud ass laughs. Obnoxious
@lizardsboy81westcoastshawn76 жыл бұрын
Comedians are so hard on each other but it's hilarious
@JackedBlack886 жыл бұрын
Chris actually isn't funny. I'm not sure why they're laughing. They're kinda bullying Theo. Same dudes in High School who were insecure when someone came around and was actually funny.
@docsalas12035 жыл бұрын
They are COMICS lol thats what they do is call roasting each other.
@avrahamadelman98155 жыл бұрын
It's very odd that this comment has likes. Y'all are in the wrong place
@Nope_Datt3 жыл бұрын
Do these guys have beef between each other? The vibe was too uncomfortable at the end.
@modigabdi5037 жыл бұрын
"He's a brain Surgeon in Somalia". Hey I'm in Somalia.
@caitlynnc.k.49425 жыл бұрын
Theo taking a ski break in the bathroom to try to come up with more roasts
@elenibeck80676 жыл бұрын
Theo is the only one who is still relevant today just saying
@stooblo6 жыл бұрын
Eleni Beck bigger than ever!
@MoarMike5 жыл бұрын
Not really true, Chrissy D is killing it
@strictlycasual7654 жыл бұрын
How did this comment age? Not well, Chris is killing it, they're mates too
@josef20124 жыл бұрын
Wrong!
@errolflynn6104 жыл бұрын
I would say Theo was in his prime around two years ago when you posted this comment, but Distefano is a name now
@marcoescobar33056 жыл бұрын
God, I'm so glad Opie is off the air.
@williamneyer67183 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on that life changing Anthony and Jim podcast. Oh yeah, only the incels are.
@lukecockburn11402 жыл бұрын
@@williamneyer6718 incels are probably too cool for that shit
@dsmith32 жыл бұрын
Chris flamed his ass 😂
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
You got to watch it again my guy. 😂 But it was fun tho.
@moonshiremonopoly6286Ай бұрын
Agreed, Theo’s comebacks made no sense at all, Chris was cooking
@simphiwendlovu36353 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: Theo Von: dude you look Dutch, you look aerodynamic 🤣🤣🤣
@dannygibson25975 жыл бұрын
This comment section just shows how many of you are gay Theo Von fanboys and not fans of comedy. These guys are friends going back and forth and it's hilarious but if you can't admit Chris Distefano got the better end you're delusional
@roycedot7 жыл бұрын
Chris rocked Theo
@camarowland48 жыл бұрын
offense is a byproduct of insecurity
@introspectah8 жыл бұрын
Oehhh, i like that. Insightful.
@lzafar6 жыл бұрын
Somebody went to the bathroom to powder their nose lol
@hausmell4 жыл бұрын
theo got cooked up.found himself stumped alot. yall say chris was just louder but even when theo had a chance to talk he could'nt come up with anything good.
@ricejacksonton97503 жыл бұрын
@Heffe boom! Roasted his ass! Nice!
@lestermitchell4368 Жыл бұрын
Theo doesn't like to be mean
@thomasambers99773 жыл бұрын
Theos so coked up in this 😂😂😂
@22allwanted6 жыл бұрын
Theo with a bunch of nobody's
@MistaTea247 Жыл бұрын
Theo cried in the parking lot after this
@yappydabbad93232 жыл бұрын
distefano destroyed theo so badly lol
@TheColdrush22 Жыл бұрын
I love Theo, but holy f. Mrrrdrrr.
@4Everlast Жыл бұрын
Get the f.... This was like Tyson vs. Fury.
@lutfihasani7530 Жыл бұрын
Chris just buried theo on this one man you could see how he was getting into him😂😂😂😂
@J_ay_Z7 жыл бұрын
the locomotive pants was actually pretty good hahaha
@TheColdrush22 Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry. Chris murdered on this. Holy moly.
@Doorito_5 жыл бұрын
These comments really show who has more of a teenage internet following lol they’re both good comics and they’re on the same side why hate someone you never met😂
@jerryr4588 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the guy with the most annoying laugh ever? The one with the hat and glasses.
@user-bj9ng9qn3e8 жыл бұрын
The Mad Cuban. Can't stand his voice or fake forced laugh
@whatwouldnetwork94416 жыл бұрын
Dumpy McGee.
@Brandon-tk2rw6 жыл бұрын
Farty McFartstein
@dannygibson25975 жыл бұрын
Chris murdered Theo in this lmaooooooo one of my favorite clips on youtube
@GanzAndere75 жыл бұрын
Danny Gibson his roasts were all mean spirited though. Shit ain’t fun
@MMARussy6 жыл бұрын
Theo only said a few lines and destroyed this guy lol
@johnsy1eleven6 жыл бұрын
I have mad love for Theo, but he lost by a bit of a margin on the judges scorecards ion this one. Only landed couple of good shots. However, since the battle was fought in the world class jerkoff/scumbag division I'm not surprised. That ain't Theo's world, he's so far above that. He's operating up in the clouds
@nicks47066 жыл бұрын
johnsy1eleven lol they yelled over him. All of them are a bunch of hacks. Outside of the radio show, they would sitting on a stoop yelling at random people. Clueless ,crass,and shot jokes all around.
@mcearl80736 жыл бұрын
johnsy1eleven Yea, I don’t think this is Theos forte really. It definitely wasn’t the other douchebags either, they were just better at acting like it was and being loud. Theo is too nice for an insult battle like that I think.
@Petergcomedy935 жыл бұрын
Theo was landing golds bruh
@BonhamsPlayinmobydickFORREAL3 жыл бұрын
Nah bro Theo won son
@josephsouza9599 Жыл бұрын
Chris seems like the type of guy who tries to "win" in shit talking by getting more aggressive with it then the other guy then tells people he "won" later on
@rikeshpatel12376 жыл бұрын
"go drive thomas the train" possible the worst comeback of all time
@arkanianassfart2 жыл бұрын
Theo grabbed his jacket all the blow in there lol
@dirk_o77 жыл бұрын
Discount Kevin Smith looking boy
@greggotti97404 жыл бұрын
Chris ripped it. Theo fans are seething. But I gotta give it to the most underrated line in the video: Theo to Chris "You look like Robert DeNearly"
@lilgiltrill3 жыл бұрын
Theo Von got out roasted that day lmao
@lilgiltrill3 жыл бұрын
he should have said, you look like a 9th grader’s hockey coach
@lilgiltrill3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same exact thing hahahaha
@sammontiforte74722 жыл бұрын
Theo got smashed.
@71sc5028 ай бұрын
I love theo, but Chris was on a roll here
@cringeworld18245 жыл бұрын
Why is this episode not online
@gavinbrando82552 жыл бұрын
If you could meet yourself you would hate it hahaha
@hucklebuckchuck72183 жыл бұрын
You look Dutch, you look aerodynamic lmao
@paydn202 Жыл бұрын
"you look like a janitor got a gym membership" that was the body lol it was done after that
@getbuckets42526 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like he knows his girls starbucks latee by heart
@paulmoores79846 жыл бұрын
Theo, bruh.
@davideojockey62376 жыл бұрын
Theo got pissed you can tell that he delt with this kind of roasting when he was a kid
@ArthurPowers1236 жыл бұрын
Chris Distefano needs to get a new mirror son
@Wayne_kerr4204 жыл бұрын
Or a new outfit
@Georgecostanza913 жыл бұрын
Chris bested Theo
@balahkaye3 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like the guy that marks himself safe for a hurricane when he’s in Michigan.
@PascalKeys4 жыл бұрын
Chrissy coming with that new york energy to conquer the confederate south
@nolanwalton73653 жыл бұрын
where can i find the full episode
@damienaustin80414 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this a few years ago and saying fuck this guy who the fuck is this Chris dude ... now 3 years later I’m a big fucking fan 😂😂😂
@powerful_smr53837 жыл бұрын
Couldnt tell ya who this Chris guy is but all he seems to be good at is hating on people. Get a career.
@fairyfuck84797 жыл бұрын
hes funny as fuck as is Theo. THEM TWO ARE A MATCH MADE IN HELL
@powerful_smr53837 жыл бұрын
I believe ya. I'm just biased lol
@Aiur7 жыл бұрын
Fairy fuck inner city third graders have better insults than this chris guy
@fairyfuck84795 жыл бұрын
@Bill Brown and you're ugly
@josephsouza9599 Жыл бұрын
A janitor that got a gym membership 😂
@caynaan3 жыл бұрын
The Robert Denearly bar was goldennn
@user-im3gj6cl4x5 жыл бұрын
Theo did a line of coke when he went to the bathroom he came back rubbing his nose
@tallbosnian5 жыл бұрын
Nick spagnolo I was thinking the same thing. He couldn’t keep his hands calm once he returned from the bathroom either.
@Splattymageedathird Жыл бұрын
Coming back to this
@hydroking6195 жыл бұрын
Brendan needs to take notes from Chris on how to roast Theo 😂
@DSto903 ай бұрын
Fired Anthony Cumia an their entire platform, disintegrated.. 😅 They deserve their failure & all the notorious disrespect that followed, you gave Sam Trashcan Robert's a show like.. how dense can your executives be 😂😂😂