Everything Nick Offerman Does In a Day | Vanity Fair

[@ArcadiyIvanov]

> A steak dinner, a glass of Lagavulin whiskey, then vigorous love making for two hours and we’re both asleep by eight thirty.

[@AndrewIGoode]

That's what I was thinking 😂God I miss Parks and Rec

[@AGH331]

But that's his idea of his wedding night, not a regular day ;)

[@ryaningham5374]

Whisky*. It's Scotch, so none of this "e" shite

[@ascendedvegeta]

@@ryaningham5374 heeeyyyy go easy on them. They don't know any better

[@ericqualley6764]

😂😂😂

[@melk675]

Nick Offerman is just a healthier version of Ron Swanson

[@AGH331]

And a more liberal and left-leaning one.

[@AlasdairGR]

An alternate healthier, more progressive version of Ron who managed to fix his marriage with Tammy 2.

[@ronswanson1238]

How rude

[@Miker3797]

@@AGH331 Could be California rubbing off. Don't know the man so hard to tell for sure. Only caught a few episodes of Park and Rec and much prefer Ron. lol

[@stevesambrano5552]

You mean Ron Dunn? The eagleton version of ron

[@sheckjesus7476]

50% of Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson, while the other 50% is Ron Dunn

[@saulrosen449]

Its like fight club...they are the same person

[@coughdrops5690]

100% ron.

[@trishplusmama]

EXACTLY HAHA

[@junatah5903]

"Is your name Dunn or you just finished talking?" "Both." "Dunn and done."

[@basedbattledroid3507]

They merged to become one outdoorsy centrist.

[@matchington1148]

It’s funny how some of this is exactly like Ron Swanson and then other parts would give Ron a heart attack to hear.

[@jameskilgour387]

His favourite whisky in real life actually is Lagavullin, but yeah salads threw me off a bit

[@go2yanks]

James Kilgour it’s weird that he eats the food his food eats.

[@Dopboyfreshh]

The salad and quinoa would definitely get Ron upset lol

[@coughdrops5690]

Chris and Nick would get along.

[@shaggytheninja92]

Matchington 1 Ron would be disgusted lol

[@brucebanner5512]

I'm glad to see Ron Swanson started to eat healthy and exercise. But we all know he finishes his night with a glass of Lagavulin.

[@wackywankavator]

And a pound and a half tomahawk steak, a rasher of bacon, and a generally discarded spring of parsley.

[@obitouchiha3990]

U mean a glass of snake juice?

[@Nyxeme]

Some things never change!

[@dumbdead8835]

So let’s see who you REALLY are * pulls off mask *

[@SgtNoPants]

And 2 hours of vigorous love making

[@the6ig6adwolf]

I was really hoping he was going to include "vigorous love making" in the list.

[@AlasdairGR]

Chris L I’m sure that fits into his schedule. He just doesn’t need or want to share that with millions of strangers.

[@muratkahraman8743]

@@AlasdairGR no he meant as a joke xD it would be hilarious and no one would know if he was serious or not

[@HM13.]

Not to mentioned his steak dinner and a glass of Lagavulin.

[@DGNYY27]

Great comment He’s married to Meghan so it’s on the list.

[@fartknocker8263]

I'll take the part where he says he likes to listen to the Cubs play... against the losing team 😏

[@Aspett0]

Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson and Chris Traeger's love child

[@phoebeclark4718]

That is LITERALLY the best KZbin comment I've seen all week.

[@connorgowans8889]

Or Ron Swansons and Ron Dunns

[@senorcorente]

They should replace the national anthem with this audio.

[@josapplesauce445]

@@senorcorente this comment deserves more recognition

[@kitlee172]

🏆

[@Benwinch07]

I can’t believe he eats the food that his food eats.

[@junatah5903]

Is the gerbil marrying a rabbit?

[@menstyletok9309]

Dude, thats deep

[@richardnguyen1520]

Curse you for beating me to this remark! Also, bravo.

[@menstyletok9309]

Dude,thats less deep

[@haihai9022]

He had become the very thing he swore to destroy

[@Kushranata]

This actually sounds like a pretty-lowkey-simple-average-lifestyle that I’m really into.

[@Kim-up2qc]

He is *literally* a mix of Ron Swanson and Chris Traeger

[@garretdziuk823]

LITERALLY.

[@edgarmejia7877]

No Ron Dunn

[@edgarmejia7877]

WoodPileDenmark haha yeah dude!

[@aryadhanorkar3562]

This is *literally* the best comment on this video

[@fuzzb0y]

LICHERALLY

[@GuruPrashanth7970]

Ron Swanson is really good at playing this "Nick" person!

[@sl1msn1per]

Listening to the Chicago Cubs against *the losing team* savage

[@dayman7061]

Liam Pulles Even though the cubs suck

[@natefrank2470]

So nice to hear he’s a Cubs fan

[@MajesticSkywhale]

I thought his only exercise was woodworking and lovemaking

[@GiraffeFeatures]

Rhodesia will never die

[@TheJakeharms]

I worked as a lead man on hearts beat loud, which he starred in. he introduced himself to every crew member and took time to learn every person's name. it was only a 4 week shoot, and it was hectic, but he was always super chill on set. admirable dude. I found out later that he came up as a scenic carpenter. what a boss.

[@cisrael468]

one of my favorite movies ever. Beautiful simple story that came out when I was in a rough patch.

[@ArthurAnymoredonuts1]

His voice is so distinctive, i didn't realize i was watching it without sound for a minute. It's just ingrained in my head.

[@almightyfightey9272]

Crazy how you knew what he was saying even with the sound off

[@diyabalan8407]

There are captions on this video

[@7amo0odi96]

I just listened to a man talk for 6 mins straight about his daily lifestyle and I loved it.

[@SuperBC1975]

Nick Offerman is quite an interesting guy. I really enjoyed the interview. Love his passion for woodworking. If he can't reach his woodshop, hope he has something makeshift set up at his residence. And, he is married to the talented Megan Mullally. Lucky fellow.

[@bruhe]

World’s most interesting fo realz

[@joew717]

"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food"

[@cityhawk]

Joe Williams Same here. Please and thank you.

[@akshayiloveindia]

Nick Offerman has the most sorted life ever. Ever time I listen to him I get an urge to learn woodworking.

[@sebastian8922]

Nick Offerman has been providing quality entertainment over the past few weeks while everyones in quarantine, I’m very thankful.

[@sketno8605]

“I quietly get out of the bed and go to the BREAKFASTING AREA,,🤣🤣🤣🤣this Guy is amazing. 0:30

[@jonathanredford215]

"Assemble a jigsaw puzzle, while listening to an audio book. Check THAT out." Lol

[@susans654]

Not what I was expecting. He's so much more regimented than most of us are. Maybe I'm just not a morning person and like food too much, lol. He does inspire me and I bet he'll have a long and healthy life with his wife.

[@guitourney]

Celebrities lie. These are always a hightened version of their actual normal days. Nick Offerman included

[@susans654]

@@guitourney Yes, you might be right -- this could be somewhat exaggerated. Like maybe this isn't a typical day but it does happen sometimes. 😆

[@AlasdairGR]

guitourney Nick Offerman isn’t one to lie. The guy is hardworking and down to Earth.

[@alalalala57]

@@guitourney Just because you're unhealthy and unregimented, doesn't mean we all are.

[@keep7smiling]

@@guitourney well I pretty much try to live like that. I'm getting there step by step. Healthy body, healthy mind. It's almost absurd to me how much clean eating, excerise, enough sleep and a worthwhile occupation help against my depression.

[@paolaolivera3255]

Why did I not know he’s married to Tammy Two 😂😭

[@mightymorphingmemory6178]

Makes the show plot line all the better of the hate and craziness

[@GeeTheBuilder]

I honestly don’t know why you didn’t know this! But now you do, rewatch the Tammy Two scenes on Parks & Rec and they are even better!

[@crappybucket]

WHAT

[@paolaolivera3255]

Graham DIY definitely going to do that now! Makes it even funnier

[@christiangonzales8807]

Tammy Two is Megan Mullally. She’s an amazing actor and just as funny as (if not more than) Nick. She played one of the main characters in the legendary sitcom Will & Grace. I can’t recommend it enough, seriously she’s the funniest character.

[@inkdop741]

Salad?? "The food that my food eats" ~ Ron fking Swanson

[@3pointWave]

Nick Offerman is the voice I hear inside my head

[@jesshigginbottom3866]

Megan Mullally is winning at life for bagging this man. 😏

[@MrAlio101]

Do you have daddy issues??

[@Sam-xe2bz]

ben smith no, but i do 😌✨

[@GracieLions]

I know, right?! Xx

[@shooter1598]

Ron Swanson plays this Nick Offerman guy pretty well.

[@zoeonfilm]

Him and Megan Mullally are the ideal couple.

[@haroldandmod]

Tammy 2

[@benat4247]

They should replace the national anthem with this audio.

[@JayPatel-qp9do]

Listening to the Chicago Cubs against the losing team savage

[@wesboz8776]

I just love how Nick's wife is Tammy 2. They must have had the best time on set together

[@henrym6411]

I love how Nick Offerman’s wood shop was used as Ron’s wood shop in the Fairway Frank episode of Parks and Rec☺️

[@sophiagomez6076]

Megan and Nick are literally couple goals💗💗💗 they are the cutest

[@johnrobichaud1983]

After watching this I love him more than I thought possible

[@AsymptoteInverse]

I'd say Mr. Offerman's got life pretty well sorted out. I aspire to be more like him.

[@hing420]

So Nick Offerman is basically a nicer and more health-conscious version of Ron Swanson? I can live with that.

[@lefroy1]

I'm impressed, and slightly intimidated by his daily routine. It's just so proper!

[@ridjuan921]

Ron Swanson doesn’t get corona. Corona gets Ron Swanson

[@jamesck7559]

“If you are ant-eye social” He is LITERALLY Ron Swanson

[@Candisa]

"That's where it all starts, the right amount of sleep" me watching this wide awake at 11.30PM, not planning to go to bed anytime soon: 🤐

[@felixvecchiarelli6458]

Only Nick Offerman could make a relatively boring day sound amazing.

[@gauthamanilkumar8541]

Truly from the bottom of my heart, thank you guys.

[@JahRandom]

I've always wished I could make stuff with wood like Nick here does; but the way he talks about it makes me super jealous and makes me want to become a master woodworker. It just seems like an awesome hobby, and very cool to be able to spend free time doing some active meditation while actually creating something too. Simply awesome.

[@Jboy19881]

I’ve never been so interested in a mans day.

[@CastorenaJ1125]

When Swanson takes some of Dunn’s advice on living.

[@itachidattebayo]

His woodshop has workers? Sign me up. I could listen to his wisdom all day long.

[@jackd9932]

I could listen to his voice forever

[@taytayqueen7024]

Why is no body talking about the fact that she called it ‘Breakfasting area’

[@RyRy84]

We really need more of what a person does in a day. With no fluff. A normal everyday. So we can all relate.

[@joeycathcart]

Nick is the man! Really need to pick up one of his books. So calm and collected.

[@BeeABaw]

This makes me want to look at my lack of sleep, coffee drinking , junk food eating, booze drinking lifestyle. I might not make it to 40 at this rate.

[@kazekrux3417]

“In the event that I drink too much whiskey, I cook a steak medium rare, eat it, then put on a pair of wet socks, and fall asleep”

[@asomind]

"I don't ever hit snooze" - Ron Swanson

[@yoda5436]

This may be the most good ol’ fashion American man I’ve ever seen, but in the best way possible

[@Wynner3]

I never drank coffee black until I started grinding and pressing the beans myself. I have the weird urge to drink coffee and do puzzles now. I might have to try that.

[@myrojyn]

There is a select group of people strong enough to not hit snooze and of course Nick Offerman is one of them.

[@hans250]

I want Nick Offerman to read me a bedtime story 😂 or at least an audio book

[@Sugarbriches82]

I think he reads his own books on Audible

[@whittemorejustin1]

He reads audiobooks on Audible.

[@sunnieshell]

I love how he said, "If necessary, I will use dental floss"

[@ewanturnbull645]

Hearing Ron Swanson say I eat avocado is all I’m here for

[@shmookins]

Audiobooks and educational podcasts are a miraculous thing of our time. I recommend 'In Our Time' from the BBC.

[@lakemartin1664]

Did anyone else notice this guy looks and sounds exactly like Ron Swanson. Wow, it is a small world.

[@tettts7360]

He is Ron Swanson

[@tettts7360]

He played him

[@nileshchandra6435]

Ron swanson created the duke silver persona for his musical talents. He also created this Nick offerman persona for his acting talents.

[@mrkumar9813]

We all know , leisure time is vigorous love making

[@BangBTS]

Not sure why but as almost boring as it is just listening to him talk about it makes it worth it

[@Blitznstitch2]

His life is so structured

[@bokkebokke7]

The way he says Siracha sounds like the way Ron would say it. Except more enthusiastically. As for the traffic, you gotta have backways and your backway has to have a backway.

[@blakeok952]

Two hours of vigourous love-making and we're in bed by 8:30

[@krispynah6043]

The toughest thing about Nick Offerman is his joy of black coffee.

[@Exclucityours]

A salad really Ron really "Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”. Lmao

[@bdgienger22]

Nothing has surprised me less than the realization that Nick Offerman takes his coffee black.

[@OhCanaDave]

I couldn’t love this any more than I do already.

[@W40kenzie]

Nick Offerman is truly a man’s man

[@notoverlyacerbic9574]

I would be repremanded repeatedly for hijinking during non hijinking times...

[@J.Nevermore]

Nick offerman’s the kinda man ud want in the apocalypse. Also the same man u wanna go camping with 😂

[@melvina628]

0:58, 1:59 Two cups of coffee in 90 minutes? Look out! 2:50 Forced interaction. We must enter your personal space! Is that OK?

[@vinny2315]

Very interesting how he organizes his tasks by his body's natural daily rythm. Thinking about it I always used to do a lot better in my classes before lunch in school.

[@StreetHierarchy]

Nick Offerman: ...so now I take service streets... Waze: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@rogerwhiting9310]

Its nice to see him flourishing

[@mryanyan19]

Nick Offerman is Ron but embracing the modern world

[@la1163]

You sir are so right about the eight hours of sleep. You feel so much better in the morning after a well rested sleep.

[@ThatTattooGuyOfficial]

He didn’t mention that he poops... I’m concerned for his digestive health

[@mohammadfarooqi6255]

Ikr

[@mohammadfarooqi6255]

No mention of morning washroom routine

[@melthesheep1390]

Ron is playing this Nick guy really well...

[@m4kzo]

He's actually married to Tammy #2?! That's hilarious

[@JordanBeagle]

5:30 That sounds nice, love the audiobook listening

[@nickmvp8211]

He really is just Ron Swanson is real life and it’s awesome

[@damesvids7267]

I can listen to this man talk for hours and not get bored

[@Thewaldo12345]

Fully expected him to say “And right before bed, I make sweet love to my wife”.

[@MartyRayProject]

There’s parts about Ron Swanson that changed once he was married I see.

[@finn4593]

He wasn’t acting during parks and rec

[@Jaredsfarm]

Why do I love that he loves woodworking

[@BC-kx6db]

Why does everyone have a more productive routine than me

[@him050]

The thought of him and the wife doing a jigsaw is so wholesome! I'm think I'm going to suggest that!

[@aidanfoley1546]

Nick Offerman is the man

[@carlycoppi4769]

I love him and Megan so much 🥰🥰🥰

[@yunyeelin]

I would love it if, at the end, he said "I've said too much.." lol

[@justsomeguy2967]

I’ve seen deadpan, but this is a whole other level.

[@Shadow_Hawk_Streaming]

This guy needs to legitimately found a youth organisation aimed at teaching kids trades on a basic level and life skills, would be an awesome......could even call it the swansons like the youth club in parks and rec.

[@henrymartin6836]

That Duke Silver fella is living his best life

[@princessmermaid111]

"Sorry haters, its good for you."

[@samovertheroof]

"... and that of the chicken!" what was that scream lmao

[@joshuahoston7416]

I've been looking to see if others heard that 😂

[@henk-3098]

never heard a chicken scream like that?

[@samovertheroof]

@@henk-3098 NAH