Everything Wrong With 65 in 17 Minutes or Less

65 is a recent science fiction action film that has a great premise. Sadly, it also has gobs of sins--way more than 65 of them.
Thursday: mid-aughts comedy sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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[@d00mbr07]

How could a movie with this sick of a concept be THIS criminally boring?!?!

[@brozZdF]

In my opinion, they should either choose other director or writers isn't it

[@ChineduOpara]

Bored director.

[@Felipe_Oliveir4475]

YES! I thought it would be so good... Almost fall sleep! So so so boring 🤮

[@Alexb-Art]

Couldnt agree more lol i hated that the title shows up 20mins into the movies as if we didnt already know from the trailer 🤣

[@DevinPosey20]

Hollywood

[@mclovin6829]

"Life on earth survives this." Was by far the funniest sin I've heard yet

[@kevinfrushour]

I agree - totally unexpected but perfect.

[@rotshepherd3817]

except it didnt lmao

[@jackmorgan1568]

I think this movie would have benefitted from having some paleonerds on board. Too many dinosaur movies portray them as more movie monsters than animals, but there's so much legit horror that could be done even with biologically accurate dinos if they're used right.

[@seasnaill2589]

Seriously, the scaly design is not only outdated but doesn't seem to mesh with the jungle-like environment. We need dino movies with feathered velociraptors already.

[@criticitizen8749]

Hahaha Jack Morgan Dutch Marston the kid with 4 dads the fourth is unknown.

[@stillsober19]

That’s why JP and TLW were great: dinosaurs felt like wild animals and not monsters. They acted like monsters when you came across them or stole their baby lol

[@timfrank7461]

​@@seasnaill2589the t Rex that CROWS

[@user-ib7ug4qo3v]

@@seasnaill2589 they went through multiple "environments" not just a jungle. Those things could be from the swamp

[@stephaniehudson7370]

I made my husband watch this movie on the promise of Adam Driver kicking Dino ass. He was so mad. He called the movie “Bugs, Berries, and, Bullshit”

[@mcrande]

One thing I noticed was that sometimes Koa's backpack was there, and sometimes it wasn't. Same thing with Adam's utility backpack.

[@jay_song_]

I saw this movie in theaters. On my way out of the theatre, my sister asked me to do the hand whistle (she could never figure out how to do it no matter how much I tried to teach her.) I then had to spend 10 minutes teaching strangers how to hand whistle and not a single one of them could do it

[@thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267]

I still can't, either

[@themotleycollector]

I wondered if people were doing it in the theater during the movie.

[@jwdathefax377]

Then watching this Cinema Sins video mocking it almost the entire time should make you AND them feel a little silly. 🤣

[@MrZotteltier]

You saw this movie in theaters? I’m sorry for your life choices 😭

[@MrZarono]

Cool story bro.................................................

[@Cman04092]

I think it's called 65, because thats the percentage of the movie the average person will miss when they fall asleep!

[@babytoshiro7014]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fan4rmmars239]

😂

[@criticitizen8749]

Nah I missed about 98%

[@ITSREALLYNOTYOURFAULT]

Nah, it's because someone managed to gain access to the files and discovered that the average IQ of the people who worked on this movie was 65.

[@criticitizen8749]

@@ITSREALLYNOTYOURFAULT combined? 🤣😭🤣

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

This movie had a fun concept. It should have been a thrilling adventure. Instead we ended up with a intergalactic bus driver who lost his child and forgot that he had a wife. A complete waste of dinosaur's.

[@newsrapper]

I thought it was going to be a cool concept about space travel and time travel. It wasn't either.

[@Lreclusa]

Dinosaur's what?

[@sabrinamsmith]

​@Lreclusa pretty sure he ment dinosaurs not dinosaur's

[@wiezyczkowata]

@@Lreclusa time

[@lovescarguitar]

Bus Driver? I see what you did there

[@sarahbenton7573]

Every hand-whistle clip at the end delivered everything I was hoping for.

[@aziizrocks]

The worst sin in my opinion is ALWAYS having carnivores seem evil, like they creep up on you when you're cornered, or coming back for revenge, or when wounded still chasing you. EVERY animal when wounden will run to save itself. Revenge is possible but mostly for intelligent ones like elephants, dolphins and apes. And will always kill asap when they catch you, there is no slow-motion face to face creeping.

[@neroarchangel]

You obviously have no knowledge how predatory carnivores hunt. A polar bear can smell prey from kilometers away and will hunt it down relentlessly. And when it comes to dinosaurs you can make up whatever shit you want, no one was around to see them actually behave.

[@LucasCaminha]

@@neroarchangel yeah, but the polar bear won't do a little roar and pose for the camera while stalking you, taking forever to actually go for the kill. It will just go. That's every "dinosaur" in this movie, they just keep shimmying and staring and growling without actually doing jack shit.

[@joshuagrahambrown]

I knew you’d use the Hunger Games whistle but the 3rd one caught me off guard 😂

[@billyfarmerii1669]

I was waiting for the fart one 😂

[@MisterPoopyButthole]

This one was the least expected.

[@audiooddities9982]

The Old Spice one was the one that made me crack up

[@insidethesquaredcirclewith9797]

​@@audiooddities9982facts

[@Masada1911]

The design of the dinosaurs really held this movie back

[@cceynar94]

i liked them they were more "scary" looking than what we are used too

[@jphenry3404]

​@@cceynar94As if actual dinosaurs weren't terrifying enough already

[@reubencaldwell8494]

@@jphenry3404Modern animals are already more terrifying than any of the creatures of this movie.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

And the fact some of the dinosaurs in the movie died before the meteor

[@bryanferratt6598]

The design of the dinosaurs really "delicious 😋 " this movie in my opinion.

[@smilingindian989]

I didn't get how the first time the t-rex got hit by the geyser it was perfectly fine, but the second time seemed to melt it's face off and kill it.

[@chuckcity8]

The first time only got the side of his neck/face the second geyser was a direct hit to the torso.

[@nothingspecial6925]

Some clarity: They did not time travel. The characters are supposed to be Aliens from 65 million years ago that just happened to crash-land on prehistoric Earth just as the Meteor was going to hit. They could have made it, so their ship was the accidental cause of the meteor hitting Earth but nope, just so happens that they land at the very time frame a once in a billion-year event happens and in the location on Earth it landed.

[@samarat1]

Correct

[@MrBattlecharge]

Loved seeing the hand whistle outro bit every time with a different wind noise! Hilarious!

[@michaelsmith953]

that interstellar sin is so true, that movie made you actually care about and follow the daughters journey so you felt that connection. most movies fail so hard and make it feel like filler backstory

[@MrDum80]

I was expecting the mockingjay whistle or the fart one but getting them both was priceless, great job indeed! #Respect XD

[@janeenharrison1953]

true, 😂

[@BogusDudeGW]

i was hoping for The Great Escape

[@rickstaism]

Yep when they went for the second whistle I knew it was going to be the mockingjay.

[@dreydantrovirr8136]

I was hoping for the bit from Overboard: "Awhuurrooooo. Tofutti. Ah Tofutti where are you when I need you?"

[@ironfortress151]

This movie led to a great nap.

[@daRealB-Rex]

that was me with Stargate 😂

[@Dralle86]

The lightning crashes, a large Dino cries joke is pure gold to me.

[@made-line7627]

"From man's invention, falls to the floor" 🎶

[@ArkSriva]

I really expected a Jurassic park level entertainment

[@ChineduOpara]

You poor thing 😂

[@ArkSriva]

@@ChineduOpara had little bit hope from movie and Adam driver But both disappointed

[@kevinfrushour]

I'm glad you brought up the medical drawer. I was thinking "High technology and their sickbay is a junk drawer?"

[@josephlongood9516]

Every whistle part at that end had me rolling. Perfect. I kept wanting more and they gave it to me. 😂

[@ethandollarhide7943]

These aren't Dinosaurs. They're generic movie monsters.

[@multiverse_media2023]

“Kylo Ren Vs Jurassic Planet” is a better name for the movie.

[@julianr8544]

The fact the both me and my brother laughed when they tried to pull the interstellar video recordings is pretty telling lmaooo The only thing I can give this movie is that cheap jumpscare they did when he first saw the T-rex because there was no preparation. You're trying to look at the rex and then boom, tiny dino jumps into frame from out of nowhere. It got us good.

[@whatsongisthis5691]

Same!! Lol. That was a great jumpscare. Rest of the movie was booty cheeks

[@elitely6748]

I've considered watching this movie, read some reviews that definitely pointed out a lot of its flaws. But all I can say is that this is a great video as always.

[@synbiosblade]

It was ok you dont have to pay a lot of attention to it so put it on and do some laundry or something you will be good especially if you have seen this video you know the basic story beats at this point.

[@mattmarzula]

Meh. It's worth a watch if you have nothing to do before bed.

[@newsrapper]

I thought they were traveling through Time. They didn't they just crash landed on a planet with dinosaurs. A waste of time

[@synbiosblade]

@@newsrapper they did travel through time it says at the beginning of the movie 65 million years ago a visitor crash landed on earth.

[@newdefsys]

Its, meh. Not a total disappointment but certainly nothing ground breaking.

[@davidcookeITGuy]

I kept expecting one of the funny hand whistles at the end to be the trumpet solo/intro to "In The Mood."

[@stevenhargrave2900]

I forgot this movie even existed.

[@ironfortress151]

I just watched it and forgot it.

[@5ftOfRage]

Watch this movie a while back and I totally forgot existed until this video came out

[@robrasti]

Did you not catch that the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was caused by his ship hitting the asteroid belt? I thought that was what they were going for here, that because he was there, the dinosaurs were wiped out.

[@melindaconolly9260]

ohhhhhh

[@matthewgarrett9717]

Was thinking along the same lines. @ #75 whe he talks about the butterfly effect and all the futures harmed.... um, there's an asteroid about to hit there. Ps: it's theorized the landing site for the asteroid was all ocean.

[@Lreclusa]

You missed the point of the sin. The point is that every dinosaur movie seems to focus on the asteroid part. It doesn't matter how cleverly they explain the coincidence of his timing, they still fell into the same cliche of making a dinosaur movie include the asteroid.

[@jfbeam]

I read it as if he was pulled off course by the asteroid. But it's also plausible his ship just flew through it because it wasn't on their (lame) maps. (obviously made by the same people who can't make an autopilot that can't slow the ship, or change course to avoid running into shit.)

[@berits.2346]

Only, dinosaurs were not wiped out my a single event like a meteor hitting earth. They continued to exist afterwards...

[@TheWarmachine375]

This movie: *exists* Everyone: "I don't even know who you are."

[@shanchan8247]

😅

[@lordofthereels6790]

Could Adam Driver play John Wick's long lost son in a spin off setup sequel? Dude has kind of a Keanu look and has military training IRL already which seems perfect for Wick.

[@themotleycollector]

I actually thought they got Adam Driver because Keanu cost too much. Same look, except for the prominent nose.

[@mindofneeko]

The mashups at the end were very well done. We all wanted to hand fart, perfect timing

[@jamietrudeau4069]

I'll still take a bunch more movies like this than actual remakes. Comics and remakes really feel like all I've seen in the last decade.

[@kingpengu0427]

same i watched the hunt and it was amazing best stand alone movie in forever... wait knives out was pretty good too

[@criticitizen8749]

The real problem here is,... Almost all remakes and sequels are usually always terrible.

[@criticitizen8749]

I think Dune in the last 5 years is probably my favorite remake.

[@rickstaism]

@@criticitizen8749 Almost usually always or usually almost always?

[@criticitizen8749]

@@rickstaism both of course. 😜 🙄

[@ThePkmnYPerson]

Okay, it seems like they didn't even do anything with the concept of the Earth's first person being from another planet. He could've just been an Earthling from the future who travelled back in time and it wouldn't have been any different.

[@brianfluu133]

The synapses for this movie pointed out that is in fact what happened, he went back in time (somehow) and the planet he was on was future earth, that’s why his scanner couldn’t find where his planet was even after using star charts, because he was already on it

[@LilyRose8959]

That is what happened. He was from the future, hence all the equipment and the fact that he was doing some kind of transportation via outer space, and instead of going where he was supposed to, he traveled back in time to just before the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs hit.

[@NateLacroix]

That last second of the video is all I was waiting for the WHOLE TIME!

[@mattmarzula]

You make it seem like it was worth it.

[@NateLacroix]

@@mattmarzula More worth it than watching 65, that's for sure.

[@jhameerconyers7133]

I can’t get over how Adam Driver resembles Keanu Reeves

[@vanessaa7602]

Like a Dollar Tree version.

[@primmoore6232]

11:44 - "as threatening as the main cast of the sitcom *Dinosaurs"* you say?? Have you forgotten the BABY?? Wielding cookware, banging his dad on the head with a loud, "NOT THE MOMMA!!"

[@Fred_L.]

It was an awesome show.

[@blackc1479]

My big gripe about the meteor thing was why does the ship see it all coming, but doesnt alert him till after theyve been hit, and are basically screwed.

[@PtrOBrn]

But the movie isn't about time travel so it doesnt matter what he does in our past because it is his present... the movie is about how apparently human life is the pinical of life in our galaxy and how we should be saddened by this fact.

[@Verinexa]

Finding fossilized spaceship debris would have affected our future at least a tiny bit. Aliens actually visited us ! That means they can come back. But yeah, Mills and Koa didn't "mess the timeline" like Cinemansins guy seems to imply.

[@samuelansin8307]

To be fair I didn't realize the daughter died until that scene in the movie. I considered it might have happened but I held out hope it didn't.

[@joelbest2424]

I watched this maybe two weeks ago and have basically forgotten everything about it. That tells you something.

[@fizzpop8491]

Finally, a movie with Adam Driver in it where I don’t want his character to die horribly!

[@babytoshiro7014]

Did u actually see the picture? The overwhelming consensus is mehhh

[@fizzpop8491]

Yeah, I saw it. It was a meh movie. Never said it was an good movie lol just that i didnt want him to die violently @@babytoshiro7014

[@BuddWolf]

I did

[@BBakira1031]

.....Logan Lucky.....

[@1997jankuschef]

This is where I leave you

[@MikeNielsen1147]

Making the different whistle clips at the end was Hilarious!! Love the commentary!! Great work with this channel!!!

[@Kym935]

The fart at the end is the hardest I've ever laughed in the years I've watched the channel 😂

[@johnadams7389]

The fart noise at the end was all I was waiting for. Thank you have a wonderful day..... LOL

[@TheOneCleanHippy]

I watched this movie on a plane. I don't know how they made Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs boring, but they managed it.

[@MasseyKY]

This movie would have been so much better if we didn't know so much information before hand and if it was just Adam Driver, like Cast Away. But it still had a lot of issues.

[@pickledud7703]

OMG loved the whistling gags at the end!

[@sinclairj7492]

“Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood” is actually a longer movie title lol

[@sawlens]

The small handheld device in the cave found an alternative path but the giant advanced spaceship couldn't find an alternative path around the asteroid belt.

[@FleetwoodLass]

Saw this at the cinema on my birthday..loved it!

[@misterbennnn]

Never, in the 10+ years of watching this channel, have I accurately predicted an outtake. This time, though, I thought "I hope that hand whistle farts," and hoooo boy was I right

[@eronamanthius]

If you made a super cut of all the whistle gags you made for that scene I would watch hours of it.

[@TheWarmachine375]

Kylo Ren's Bizarre Adventures.

[@Baja5280]

Adam deserves better roles than this. Dude carries this movie on his back

[@wiezyczkowata]

he chose to be in it himself and is literally one of two actors in it, other being a child so it's easy to carry a movie, he is not a good actor, he plays two characters - either Adam Sackler from Girls or Clyde Logan from Logan Lucky or combination of the two,

[@Baja5280]

@@wiezyczkowata lol that would be 3 characters… and you obviously haven’t seen a Marriage Story

[@wiezyczkowata]

@@Baja5280 I saw every of his movies that's why I got to the conclusion I got, apparently you didn't if you think he is able to play any other character,

[@goldesd90]

I’m impressed by this video! Great work sir

[@Scottocaster6668]

This is one of the better cinamasins. Lmao 😂😂 The whistle montage should be used all the time now.

[@JohnFoley1701]

Thank you. I cheered at the end. I was anticipating that way too hard.

[@macgirlcokey]

This was too hilarious & the multiple hand whistles sins took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@Shaznit]

Honestly seeing Adam Driver teach 4 different whistles at the end was funny watching him every time XD So focused.

[@mojomaster38]

I was a little surprised that one of the hand whistles at the end wasn't a ship's horn.

[@tommypoe3178]

I was expecting it, too.

[@bongmuon]

or sexy sax man

[@raydunakin]

I was waiting and hoping to see if you'd do a big fart sound for the hand whistle, and you did not disappoint me!

[@scooters7500]

The Moment I saw the tittle 65 on Netflix I skipped the preview anticipating that you guys were going to rip this apart for me. Thank you for your service.

[@dionysuscreativellc7569]

Thanks for making us wait for it til the very end!

[@user-fd2eo6jn2x]

The way y’all did the whistling scene mad times though 😂

[@the.h.is.silent]

The whistle outtakes made my day!

[@brendonspencer5788]

I usually don't comment, but there are so many funny gems dropped 😂😂 I love this channel!

[@farginbastage805]

I was dying at " the never ending" reference with the stuck dinosaur in the mud lol

[@ctakitimu]

I was hoping one of the whistles was going to be the sound of an Aztec Death Whistle, and have the little girl be terrified! Oh well, that lives in my head anyways.

[@billhumiston9888]

Wait! Wait! You forgot to do one more whistle trick: making the sound that comes out the five tones from “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”

[@criticitizen8749]

That would have made me laugh, then shut this and go watch that movie.

[@jameskandosii240]

The whistle trifecta really hit at the end there lmao

[@msmith42001]

I saw this in the theater and I did actually fall asleep at one point.

[@wertperch]

I am SO glad I missed this. And of course commiserations to you, who made yourself watch it (possibly multiple times).

[@rshollis]

The whistles at the end were good, but I was disappointed you didn't do the Andy Griffith theme. ...oh, I'm old.

[@miguelpinheiro6042]

You guys really went all out on the hand whistling 😂

[@DoctorBiobrain]

That might have been the funniest audio after show. The last whistle was the best.

[@serpentoftheblueflame7193]

How did I miss this 7 months ago?, glad I spotted it finally at least

[@ThoseHappyHips]

I was waiting and waiting for a fart joke, the timing was perfection!

[@ichigokurosaki1081]

Ok the whistle memes at the end got me I can't lie 😂😂😂 should've did whistle while you twerk

[@EzBreezy750]

Keep in mind this whole movie could’ve been avoided by extra pilot

[@biosaari]

Mustard Seed sin was just awesome.

[@magicmulder]

65, or as Will Smith fans call it, Before After Earth. Star Wars fans call it "Ben Solo, solo".

[@landoncaldwell3959]

I love how much you hated the hand whistling lmao

[@aa-ze5cz]

Me: "Will there only be 65 sins?" Cinema Sins: "How dare you, sir... I take umbrage!"

[@danielsantiagourtado3430]

Love your content

[@ryry20002]

That guy and Leto should make a movie together and it'll be the movie I want to see least in all the world.

[@billr3053]

People that sort of look like each other for no reason. Combined personality of a turnip. All wannabe Keanus.

[@CrystalCandyPony]

fun fact...this movie actually taught me how to finally do the hand whistle thing. So thank you Hand whistling tutorial hehe

[@gabriellittle2827]

The bonus bits includes Prehistoric Planet My life is complete

[@DucNguyen0131]

I think Mean Girls could be ideal for Thursday.

[@torturedorchard9310]

I was waiting for GnR’s ‘Patience’ intro, once I finally stopped laughing about “Cookie!” 😂

[@magicmulder]

13:25 Finally a non-glitchy hologram and you still manage to sin it. LOL

[@axelpyre9477]

That fart sound at the end pretty much sums up the last 10 or so years of movies and video games lol

[@cdizogg]

lol that LIVE reference was awesome

[@Alskasaur]

Low-key sad you didn’t use Death’s Whistle from Puss in Boots at the end, but I suppose there are a lot of memorable whistle tunes out there, and the old spice one definitely had me cackling!

[@themotleycollector]

"ARTAX!!!" What, are you trying to make me cry at a movie again?

[@greenoffields]

In a movie this dark and brooding the greatest sin of all is that the same plot device is used to strand the characters on Earth as in the first Pikmin game and which was then made fun of in Pikmin 2.

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

Let's take a sin off for the casting of his daughter, she really looks like she could be his daughter in real life.

[@LilyRose8959]

No. She doesn't.

[@boblevieux]

I saw that last one joke coming from a mile away... and I still laughed.

[@justinbellotti7838]

Everytime he went to whistle I was waiting for a fart joke. Then when my guard was down, bam! Sin off.

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

Oh I've read some scathing reviews about this and the trailer was fascinating. Now I can "watch" the movie

[@newsrapper]

Netflix or at least it was. Not a good movie. Great concept in theory. Terrible movie and execution

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

​@@newsrapperit makes Dominion look like a masterpiece 🤧