Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less

[@balazspapp7283]

Your Movie Sin Tally is 99, and your sentence is not ‘Luftballons’?? Shame on you

[@sjs9698]

:O very good! i was too busy saying, yup, great film. 99's a pretty damned good score.

[@polreamonn]

Jez missed a trick there.

[@toxsiin]

i concur..

[@smeva26]

im literally lost for words - this is so amazing

[@zarquondam]

Came here to say.

[@medusagorgo5146]

As someone who was in West Germany when the wall fell, I can tell you it was spontaneous, not planned.

[@lettletts7501]

As to the sin about why she doesn't just take painkillers for her pain instead of taking ice baths: Obviously as a spy you don't want to ever be intoxicated/impaired or anywhere close to being impaired at any time.

[@curtiskretzer8898]

Or busting mandatory post op squirt test screening 4 thought pattern vetting by absence of substance apparant @ litmus check(vodka is ok)

[@lovell8983]

but.. but you wouldn't get a Charlize bath scene

[@mickylove76]

Its probably to bring down the inflammation which will then reduce the swelling and pain and visibility of the injuries in the long run.

[@JS-hw8ve]

the cold reduces swelling better than ibuprofen, and lets us see the work of art that is Charlize Theron. Woman is super talented and super fit.

[@mi12no]

It was more about cold training in case you fell into a freezing cold river, actually. Since this DID happen in the movie, that sin is invalid. It's proper planting by the writers.

[@peterfrank3365]

Another sin: Movie did not used 'Atomic' by Blondie on its already cliche soundtrack.

[@manchesterunitedno7]

Peter Frank yeah, missed opportunity on both the movie and this sin list.

[@mangy2fly604]

If only they used the one of the real versions of stigmata

[@biteofdog]

I still love the Atomic Blonde Soundtrack but I agree it needed 'Atomic' by Blondie.

[@angelbarrera3890]

There should been a sin removed for the fact she slept with the french intelligence girl in the flashback and then the movie cut back to the interrogation with everyone staring at her implying she vividly described making love to a woman to all of them.

[@sosea_exe]

Angel Barrera "We're all professionals here"

[@apurugganan]

@@sosea_exe We're going to need to hear the details. You know, tattoos, etc. that sort of thing. Oh, and any other exchange that we also need to know about,of course

[@Oso1337]

11:35 - 11:45 -1 sin: Charleze turned on the TV while looking for bugs for the same reason other spies run a shower while doing the same or trying to have a conversation when they're sure they're being listened to; to create white noise.

[@saz1471]

this guy is stupid if he didnt realize that lol, they even show it later on in the movie that the white noise did in fact block out of the noise for those eavesdropping. did this guy even watch the movie lol

[@yeflynne]

Cinemasins never watches the movie they just make clickbait fake videos

[@sr711b]

Thaaat's racist!

[@SleepySuperhero]

Ice bath would reduce inflammation and swelling, helping recovery in joints (and if you've ever thrown a punch into bone, you know how much it can hurt) reducing bruising and purging lactic acid build up in muscles (cardio is important, kids). As a bonus, it reduces the swelling and discoloration of her wounds, like the missing bruising you sinned.

[@DarkClown06]

I will NEVER complain about a Charlize bath scene.

[@BG-xm5ex]

BlinkingEspurr sure you wouldn’t Meat beating is way better

[@kawaiipanda6850]

BlinkingEspurr Normally I wouldn’t either but when I watched it I was with my Siblings and My stepmom so it was just awkward.

[@jimb.7523]

Kawaii Panda At least you weren't watching The Shape of Water with them.

[@_XR40_]

"...will NEVER complain..." But will you be saying that 20 years from now?

[@matthewaguilar7849]

Scene doesn’t contain a lap dance

[@klonvomhaus]

Actually, the way we are told in germany, and the way my mum remembers it, they had a slip-up during an interview. One politician tried to say something along the lines of "from a certain point in the future, we will allow certain people with politic prevalence to cross the border through the wall and disassemble the kill squad because all will be handled from both sides now on." Like... They wanted to control the border from both sides so noone crosses over and SOME people could pass through. He had a slip-up, said something about "and the berlin wall will be no longer used", and a reporter asked him "When will this start?". He then responded, looking into his papers, "Uhm, as far as I know, uhm, as of now". Which started a hell of a lot of people grabbing their stuff and their family, they ran to the border, NO GUARD KNEW what the hell they were supposed to do (because they had no new orders), and because half the city was at the border, they did not just open fire, but stood down and watched, as the wall fell. It just happened. Don't see how you can actually plan this, but you COULD write a Illuminati-style conspiracy-theory how the slip up was intentional, I guess.

[@GeorgHaeder]

Yup, that also was live tv-brodcasted back then and after the people saw it on tv, all hell broke loose.

[@31webseries]

That's what happened??? That's absolutely life-way-crazier-than-fiction insane!

[@apurugganan]

OMG so incredible, and here we are-- giving credit to all the wrong people, when it sounded more like someone was doing 'is this microphone working?' and a technician turned on CNN to answer his question ("It's working, I guess they all heard you")

[@Klishar122]

Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.

[@Klishar122]

Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.

[@tylahduggan5987]

they called the movie Atomic Blonde and didnt put Atomic - Blondie on the soundtrack.

[@historyinc.4783]

Tylah Duggan this!!!

[@jculver1674]

Or Suicide Blonde.

[@leonclementsbeall2562]

DING

[@audreyrose4710]

they did tho..maybe later since this comment is from four months ago but it's there now

[@burnbobquist8999]

That for me is the only sin thats worth mentioning. xD

[@samuelstermer6437]

it got 99 sins and u didn't make a 99 red balloons joke? dis a point ed

[@graciegj63]

Samuel Stermer No no. It's *DIS-A-POINT-ED* to put more emphasis of the evil Hercules yelled. 😆 👍

[@vsm6847]

Sinworthy, yes. But this movie was so underrated.

[@tsmk4262]

Or Charlize Theron is just so overrated ppl keep whining her bs movies are underrated.

[@AR-fw5zy]

@TS MK nah, i didnt even know her before the movie(not yet, only by this movie) but i liked it a lot

[@charlescourtois1075]

I agree i loved it

[@mcmarkmarkson7115]

She was hot and charismatic, the movie itself was mediocre at best

[@kevinclapson]

Not sure how a copy and paste spy thriller with a female lead who's strength pushes suspension of disbelief near its limit could possible be underrated.

[@JamesFluker]

This movie was fun to watch. The fight scenes were brutal. Charlize doesn't know the meaning of the word weak.

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

Concise; nice. I concur.

[@BabysitterSky]

Yes she does. Shes a very highly paid, pampered actress.

[@sugarnads]

Script bullshits hard. She died about 6 times

[@TheReZisTLust]

Id hope she knows what that word is... I learned it in my early years of school and if she doesn't know then wow

[@renbaker9793]

Hollywood BS fight scenes catering to the BS myth that women and men can stand equally in a physical fight. Total crap - not only would her tiny frame fail to generate the necessary power to take those big professionals out, but any one of their blows would have simply finished her physically. Probably with shattered bones too.

[@MissFarewells]

When you don't watch the movie but you watch its sins.

[@typicalstory4401]

It's my way of "watching" a movie I know I'm not going to watch

[@victorowen2592]

I watch Cinemasins and Foundflix, and they basically watching the movie for me and making it fun

[@ijustdontgiveafuck5767]

Miss Abaxelis Faxxx😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daniellayfield2227]

Miss Abaxelis I

[@ijustdontgiveafuck5767]

Owen Coleman Not really...

[@ZombieDragQueen]

+1 sin: ”Stalker” was released in East Germany theatres in 1981. And no way such an art-house film would get eight years later a re-release with such a huge marketing budget to afford a cloth billboard.

[@thatonegooze]

Stefan B. oh thank god that makes 100 sins

[@ZombieDragQueen]

That One Goose I was generous and gave it just one sin because not everyone is a Andrei Tarkovsky fan. But I’ll add one more sin for not choosing his ”Ivan’s Childhood” film instead of ”Stalker” which would’ve been more appropriate.

[@brettroper1031]

Stefan B. Is stalker the one the game is based off of?

[@ZombieDragQueen]

Baron Anoch Yepp, barely based off of. It just took the main premisse (post-apocalyptic world and there are "stalkers" who can get people into the forbidden zone), whereas the film is (like Tarkovsky's other works) more of a contemplation on existence and the human soul.

[@apurugganan]

+Stefan B Thanks, so that makes grand total 100 sins. Will only watch for girl-on-girl action. Not plot.

[@royschults2571]

Movie Sin Tally: 99 Sentence: Luftballons

[@conroypaw]

Nice 80s reference. Perfect for this review.

[@MarielikestoCrochet]

Foto Roys my thoughts exactly

[@limitedexperience492]

Not just a nice 80s reference, but straight up a nice GERMAN 80s reference, explicitly about Cold War tension

[@bigbobsully]

Attention everyone demanding Ragnarok's sins: This channel has a had a long history of tying sins videos to the week before a similar movies' release. Therefore, Ragnarok's sins will be revealed next week ahead of Avengers: Infinity War. Also, Black Panther is not out on DVD yet and is not eligible to be sinned for Infinity War's release.

[@amethyst4zhy]

Umm you don't know that and black panther is on 📀

[@jerrygodeep4787]

Generation Z its actually more common sense so lol and black panther is not on dvd or Blu-ray yet it’s releases the 15

[@MataNui.]

after the response one comment suggesting it got, I don't wanna be in the comment section when he does.

[@BobbyManford]

Sure the storyline is weak but the cinematography is amazing and the fight scenes are epic and so realistic.

[@999SickBoy666]

And the storyline is not particularly weak - or, at least, it isn't weaker than the average modern day spy movie storyline. Sure, the script could've used a few drafts more but it isn't worst than several Mission: Impossible and at least a couple Bourne movies.

[@thankyouforyourcompliance7386]

There is nothing as important as a good storyline. It is as if the drawing is bad but you appreciate the frame.

[@cangaroojack]

@@thankyouforyourcompliance7386 Depends on the film tbh, action oriented movies can do a lot with very little, yeah this movies had problems with the storyline, but personally I didn't find it weak, or at list i wasn't bored one second! But everyone has their personal tastes

[@sarikatimmi]

Booby Manfanny except for a female beating the shit out of grown me. salt was the worst w that shit

[@thomasocallaghan9145]

Soundtrack was also phenomenal, lesbian scene, and let Charlize take all the ice baths she wants

[@patrikkarlsson9463]

99 sins and you DON'T sentence it to forever ride in a luftballon or even play the song? That's a sin if I ever saw one.

[@damien4197]

Pretty sure that's actually the song playing on the stereo that gets smashed at 3:54 and surprised it didn't get a mention...

[@somerandomwizard5799]

I wonder what a movie made by cinemasins would be like

[@SK8TER4LIFE45]

New Breed Studios lol its alot easier to sit there and criticize than to actually make a movie. I highly doubt they would be any good at it. No movie is perfect. Plus u really shouldnt blindly believe everything Cinemasins says is true and or a proper criticism. Alot of their sins are either wrong or just terrible jokes made by this guy that somehow count as a negative on the movie for some reason. The videos are entertaining to watch, but if u think these are in any way a real in depth analysis on movies u are incredibly mistaken.

[@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg]

There'd be a sin in every shot. And then plus 50 sins for the asshole apple eater and product placement because that's how it would be paid for.

[@salmon_7697]

Probably terrible honestly

[@Mr.Man2214]

It would either have all of the sins to make it ironic or it would be perfect.

[@VideoGameLova1]

The book that the narrator got published a couple of years ago is the closest thing we'll get to knowing, I suppose.

[@HunterkHz]

I'm pretty sure she turned on the TV for sin 82 as white noise.

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

I thought of that too

[@shuriKen469]

ding!...that's racist!!

[@mikydicy2565]

Everything wrong with Tropical Thunder. Everything wrong with Sausage Party. Everything wrong with Ragnarok.

[@moreno8677]

Pls

[@eurusadventum2122]

Miky Dicy everything wrong with the godfather!

[@SpawnRevenge92]

" Everything wrong with Ragnarok." Now there's a long video.

[@MyCakePop]

Miky Dicy yes yes and yes!

[@happiehtoast]

more like Bore: Ragnarok amirite

[@haasher10]

the long-shot action sequence was fucking badass, brutal, and epic af!!!

[@GeminiRosche]

Hunter it wore on for much too long and they both got extremely tired to the point that all energy was lost from the fight.

[@Bloodhurl67]

Hunter Definitely agreed.

[@spikejrb7572]

Bare minimum this movie deserves props for not only letting a woman get the shit kicked out of her in a fight, but also having major bruises and scrapes afterwards. I feel like most studios would be scared to do either

[@klericajohnny3990]

Steven Justus Yeah true, but in the real world she would be dead. Don’t get me wrong, I like woman in a main roll in a action movie „ more more more“ , but she is weak....yes, she has a fit body that’s don’t = 💪🏼 Look at her arms and legs....than take a look on one mma woman fighter. Illusion breaks here.

[@oo4758]

Steven Justus studios are scared to do it because the backlash they get. I agree they should do it more often regardless, but I understand why they don't. Just look what happened when they put a picture of Apocalypse strangling mystique on a billboard when they were marketing the latest X-Men film.

[@carlosrvra]

I actually didn’t see the CIA triple agent thing coming, because “HOW & WHY?!?!”, but also the movie was kinda confusing about the whole “Satchel” thing so I didn’t even realize a double agent was in play 😄. I second the fight scene sin removal though! Charlize earned her paycheck by receiving Nakatomi Plaza levels of injuries... she didn’t just magic her way thru those guys. And I appreciate that the disloyalty of Perceval was hidden in plain sight. We saw him as a bastard, and he WAS. Like she pointed out twice, she was made from the beginning, and he didn’t even TRY to explain that away.

[@shellshock10]

I actually liked Percival, the MI6 agent who instead of sitting around and wasting his time, turned a disadvantage into an opportunity and became a smuggler to profit from the hard times in germany.

[@apuntes8883]

@@shellshock10 These has nothing to do with the community. A side approach they use a dynamic the comunity is using at a certain place to introduce the spy agent for a dynamic which is for the internal use of the spying group itself. She passes through the spot and sees the objective, an objective that the community was using for else purposes, side approach.

[@theoriginalgompers]

Charlize Theron is not my girlfriend in this movie *DING*

[@jasonjuneau]

theoriginalgompers and the movie doesn't contain a lap dance

[@JakeobE]

But two lesbians making out is good enough

[@BiggsVO]

Jake Evan is it really though?

[@itsrectimemedia]

Let me guess, next is The Karate Kid!!

[@xlectraheart]

steven alvarez That movie was so bad I can't even

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Darkest Hour

[@Savvy_Monstah]

steven alvarez nah I need him to do the last jedi next, movie was too predictable

[@thefireflowergamer2157]

steven alvarez justice league or black panther. Since infinity war is coming out

[@bigbruno2232]

Aaah one of my favorite romance movies.

[@hepchaos]

You had 99 sins and didn't do a Nena 99 luftballoons reference for the East Berlin 80's cold war movie?

[@amsterdam9290]

Charlize Theron is not my gf in any of the scenes :(

[@ShaunInce123]

Ding.

[@frankypawson5045]

oh fore fuck sakes!!!!!

[@caracasmihai01]

This movie's got 99 sins but Charlize Theron ain't one.

[@charlestyner8631]

Pazzo MC Clever👍

[@conroypaw]

None of those scenes contained a lapdance. *** DING! ***

[@jamesfreyer5844]

7:46 -- "The Mummy on her tummy." Have to admire a brain twisted enough to even *think* of a line like that.

[@FireflyProductions]

"Lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp." Thank you, CinemaSins, for making me shoot Progresso soup out of my nose.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

What a waste of soup.

[@agonleed3841]

SteampunkFireflies as opposed to the cum earlier in the day

[@mirzaahmed6589]

I love lamp.

[@asafehaevan]

the only sin that matters to me is that they let sofia die.

[@marieo2244]

segamai they showed it in the video though, so fuck Cinemasins? Unless that's what you meant in the first place, in which case, ignore this comment

[@SerechII]

he's just a troll, a pretty obvious one too

[@segamai]

In all fairness I realised three minutes in that maybe I wanted to just see the movie after all instead of just the sin sizzle reel, and then I read that comment.

[@SerechII]

segamai that's totally on you then

[@kordulus]

Also why tell the guy "fuck you for spoiling" hwn her death is in the damn sin video. lol. Also Also, you might want to save yourself from future spoilers by not watching movie sins.

[@katherinejacko830]

He should have said “hey look it’s pennywise in another form” Bill skarsgard is in this film

[@guilhermeviana8131]

He should have said discount Pennywise

[@curly.friess9356]

Ikr? Ty, I was looking for this comment 😂

[@WordsWisdomWithMitch]

99 sins and you didnt sentence it to luftballons???? I thought you were smart, topical, and funny. I guess just smart.

[@margaritam.9118]

[sings] neunundneunzig luftballons!

[@reverietapes]

I swear

[@tylercouture216]

Love that song

[@CaptainAwesome-mz6mt]

But he did sentence it to: *B E R L I N*

[@noone453]

@cinemaSins the Ice baths aren't really for pain, ice baths help your body, i.e muscles etc.. heal faster, bounce back.

[@Paulafan5]

And an excuse for her to be in really cold water naked.

[@Taco1011]

"Half of London has a view of her Big Bens" OKAY LMAO

[@timothylewis2527]

Do "Everything Wrong With Kidnap" starring Halle Berry. That movie.... Jesus Christ, that movie.

[@brendattrhicks2396]

Gene shallot would've been a better casting choice

[@dujuanscott856]

How is wanting to cuddle with Sofia Boutella a sin?

[@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg]

She's not the narrator's gf...that's why.

[@cheatme1]

Fan and lover right?

[@aswallace88]

11:39 The best way to hide that you're searching for a bug is to create a lot of loud noises that sit right in the main frequency range that a bug would receive. Since they're typically designed to pick up human voices, a loud TV of a newscast can be your best friend when bug hunting.

[@GlennOrSomething]

I was sure you were going to include a “Charlize is not my girlfriend in this scene” joke

[@davidjames3985]

dude, she is a lesbian. Did you miss that part. You are thinking 'damn, I´m not sitting on that chair looking at two hot chicks get it on in this scene' joke.

[@drumsandroses22]

Either way he doesnt do that kind of humor as much anymore, and if he does it's more subtle and a bit funnier imo

[@BiggsVO]

Javier sponsorship need we say more?

[@graciegj63]

Javier So I guess he's afraid of the sjw rants. 🤔 Double standard because there's plenty of women objectifying men and these sjws are no where to be seen.

[@drumsandroses22]

Grace J yup, your right on the money. If you notice he never says "This scene does not contain a lap dance" like he did 3 or so years ago.

[@shizanketsuga8696]

The fall of the Berlin wall was indeed more of a spontaneous event. It was supposed to be a much better controlled process at a later date, but basically it was a botched press conference on the evening of the 9th November '89 that led to immediate chaos and the literal fall of parts of the wall. And since it happened in the late evening / early nighttime the scenes in the movie definitely do not show the fall itself but maybe one of the larger demonstrations that happened around that time. Many people _expected_ the wall to fall sooner rather than later since it metaphorically was already in the process of crumbling.

[@evilbob840]

The part about screwing up the passport number so she couldn't get the body back was on purpose. She talks about it (with Percival I think) like 10 minutes later calling it perfect cover for an extended stay in Berlin.

[@thirtyeight92]

Everything wrong with The Italian Job, Thor Ragnorok, star wars, the list goes on and on

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

EefamDaTuytle Thor: Ragnarok will either be the week of Infinity War or Ant-Man and the Wasp. Same with Star Wars.

[@cubeof10]

There’s nothing wrong The Italian Job

[@danielskrivan6921]

Everything Wrong with TLJ will probably be an 8-parter.

[@thirtyeight92]

Daniel Skrivan lol

[@thirtyeight92]

CubeOf 10 Its my absolute favorite movie, do when I first found out about this channel it was the first movie I searched for

[@WisPStyLeWisPClan]

Believe she turned on the T.V. so that's all they could hear if her room was bugged. You could argue that it doesn't make sense since she's by herself but it could also be used so they don't here her shuffling around and looking. I want 1 sin off please.

[@bertbertmann5823]

The Jack Daniels bashing was undeserved. While it is indeed good marketed swill, it's also pretty much the only widely available whisky in Germany, followed by Jim Beam. Whiskey and cola is usually referred to as Jackie-Cola around here.

[@GeorgHaeder]

It was the only way I could drink it, I never had that swill without Cola. But I have to admit that Jim Beam is far worse than Jack Daniels. While Jack Daniels is swill, Jim Beam is pure sewage. Good times, back then.

[@SpeedyUsher]

It tastes better than Patron I'll tell you that

[@grunerd]

What about Four Roses and Johnie Walker?

[@MrCreekyify]

That Jack Daniels is the only widely available Whisky in Germany is blatantly false. But the Sin is also false. The Movie plays in East Berlin (East Germany) where American Goods such as Jack Daniels where seen as the best and most exclusive Luxuries you could get. They had to get smuggled from the Western Side because they were illegal in the GDR and the Eastern Currency was way weaker than the Western one. So I think this Scene is actually kind of well researched but maybe a product placement (ツ)

[@Ras2781]

@@MrCreekyify Pffffft research who needs that, I mean one of the sins following that mentions Blue Monday and sins it for not being Orgy, even though New Order did it originally and better >.>

[@amparonarbona5142]

Everything wrong with 'Mean girls'.

[@queenv3175]

Yass

[@cretansuperbos2121]

Nothing was wrong with Mean Girls you savage!

[@amparonarbona5142]

Tim Qualls I know. I just want to laught about it. I want them to remove some sins because some 'memorable quotes' such as 'She doesn't even go here'.

[@am-zk8jb]

Yes

[@katief8839]

Amparo Narbona nothing is wrong with mean girls🙀

[@marlz99]

Charlize looks so *good* in this movie

[@jinxbeecee]

I don't get the reference about things exploding because they touch the radiator (during the long fight scene). Maybe radiators work differently in the US, but that radiator looks like mine, and while it gets hot, its because of the warm water in it. There is no electricity involved.

[@SztywnyPatyk]

"Half of London has a clear view of her Big Bens!" You, sir, deserve an award.

[@one_man_community]

2:49 That is a savage McAvoy beast mode you are hearing right there.

[@fiona8117]

Hippo dude I love mcavoy

[@jackchop1576]

The full on brawls in stilettos did it for me.

[@Suileron]

This is one of those movies that the story kinda gets lost, but I still fucking LOVE this movie due to the style, the killer late 80's (and I guess early 90's) music, the cinematography, and overall badassness of Theron.

[@h.u.n.k493]

Honesty it's because of THIS movie I'm even more excited for Deadpool 2 purely because the action will be great, with hopefully some amazing long take sequences.

[@sythlorde]

you gonna be disappointed

[@bradariousspar5003]

11:41 Well yeah. When you think your room is bugged you turn on something to cover the noise of you searching for it. One of the first lessons in Spy School

[@FuzzyStripetail]

The first step to becoming a triple spy is employment at an illegal passport operations facility wherein you are trained to paint random skateboards before you graduate to learning the fine art of Jack Daniels product placement consumption and sexily smoking while an inordinate amount of five lamps glow in your general vicinity.

[@agonleed3841]

Fuzzy Stripetail I'm halfway through training

[@coletrickle1775]

14:03 Thank you for using the PSH "Tommy...... How's the peeping?" I miss PSH and that line is just expertly delivered by him. Every time you use it in the after credits or whatever, I feel a little happier. We use the cadence for lots of things at work, like, "Travis...... how's the shipping?" or "Miguel.... have some coffee." It is super versatile.

[@ohmaigod2]

Two things: 1. The orgy version of blue Monday wasn't released till the 90's so it wouldn't have been time period accurate. 2. What's wrong with Der Kommissar?

[@noahh914]

This version of Der Kommissar sounds just awful compared to the original version by Falco.. And it's very unlikely that the English cover would be played in this German bar

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

YES FINALLY. I was so excited to see that this was finally done! It may be one of my fav. films from 2017, but you certainly made a lot of good points here. Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH for pointing out the CONSTANT smoking in this film (aka smoke porn) and for making references to Snow White and the Huntsman, Split, and The Mummy like I hoped you would. All you were missing was IT because of Bill Skarsgaard's appearance. And yes, the true winners of the game were Marlboro and Jack Daniels for all the money they got from product placement. Also also, "Cinema Sins makes reference to Split while Everything Wrong with The VVitch hangs out on the side of my screen" cliché.

[@colmoe]

FULL METAL JACKET in honor of R. Lee. Ermey!!!!

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

MoshedZ nothing wrong with that movie.. How dare you?!?!?

[@colmoe]

I just want a negative sin round of each Ermey line.

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

MoshedZ lol.. That would be a lot of sins!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

+John Doe You mean to tell me that the scene where the gunny just stood there yelling at some guy that pointed a gun at him instead of trying to approach and stomp his ass was perfectly fine? Because that is worth 3 sins to me.

[@JohnDoe-nz6bk]

OmniscientWarrior no, it's not! Apparently you've never had a loaded weapon or weapon in general pointed at you!

[@cocoangel1979]

7:56 Those platforms where exactly for the purpose to stand upon it and peak to "die Zone" for no other reasons than to have a glimpse on the eastern side of Berlin... like voyeurs, to feel happy it is the other side and not the own one. So I don't consider it a sin for them to stand on the platform and simply talk. Must have been a usual thing since the late 60s in Berlin.

[@flitsertheo]

These platforms were the last place you would want to have a "secret" meeting as a "secret" agent as they were observed by East-German border guards who would report and take pictures of anything unusual. A few hours later the Stasi would know everything about your "secret" meeting.

[@simiokelana974]

Everything Wrong With Osmosis Jones :)

[@allstarkid551]

simi okie fucking YES

[@adidaskorn12345]

The mention of Natalie Portman's SNL rap video made me lose it Lmao.

[@MissChinBK99]

♫We love you Natalie. I wanna F you too!!♫ lmao

[@graciegj63]

adidaskorn12345 I haven't seen snl since they did their anniversary episode.

[@graciegj63]

adidaskorn12345 Meaning I had no idea that she tried to rap.

[@brianjewell4139]

This was a phenomenal movie. Full of "creative license" sure, but a badass movie. Also, Charlize... yep.

[@jimb.7523]

Has there been an EWW The Shining? There needs to be!

[@donnied217]

Thank you!!

[@696190]

this Halloween, maybe.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Which version?

[@ourkinginyellow]

OmniscientWarrior Kubrick’s

[@MisterG2323]

The only one worth paying attention to...

[@ziljin]

Charlize Theron is so beautiful!

[@monstergamer8351]

Idk I guess I'm in the minority she's a 4 at best, but everyone likes something different.

[@Aloyus_Knight]

I'd say shes a meh at best, there's defiantly WAY better looking women out there then her & you might want to try looking at some of them for comparison.

[@Lawful_Rebel]

ziljin No tits but..

[@malditesta]

I strongly agree with her being such a beautiful badass

[@hinach4n698]

she is gorgeous, and the movie was amazing

[@odysseusrex5908]

I have to admit, the big reveal at the end took me totally by surprise and blew me away.

[@julians1mommy]

I still love that Natalie Portman SNL rap lol

[@IggyStardust1967]

Still waiting patiently for your sins video on The Last Jedi.....

[@Chirishman343]

not enough hours in the day bruh

[@ImNorman]

"It’s all those flashbacks. You never know when anything’s taking place. In the first 20 pages alone, I counted three flashbacks, one flash-forward, and I think a page in, you have a flash-sideways."

[@TheGamefreakers100]

2:40 Hide all your Bucky Barnes folks! he's back

[@Midwesterngrown]

Everything Wrong With Black Panther 2018

[@NeSeeger]

Its not out on video yet right?

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

YDK Marshall How is it tht this channel has been here for YEARS and people still don't know how the rules work

[@TheNiceGuyChannel]

Hairdresser Octopus so tell me oh great one. What are the “rules”? Cus I sure as hell don’t know

[@ChildishGambeaner]

Grell It's common sense

[@moreno8677]

Grell could you explain

[@fishbiscuit3287]

-is listening to the sweet sound of Jeremy's voice as background noise "LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP" Well shit guess I gotta go back in the video thirty seconds.

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

*if john wick was a girl who has never gotten married before* -> this movie

[@oivi3iv635]

She gets laid in the movie though

[@hAze_the_shrimp]

OIVI3IV Ik that. But like... idk actually where I was going with this.

[@0044Cadi]

Comparing John Wick to this garbage is blasphemy.

[@0044Cadi]

The Atomic Blonde book? I don’t read most modern books, preferring samurai history, war, and the great books. That’s a fair point, though. Also, this movie has no Keanu Reeves so it really isn’t fair.

[@oivi3iv635]

Dennis Cadieux I genuinely don't understand the hate for atomic blonde.

[@GarrettZa]

Every time that deep-voice guy started talking I thought Jeremy Irons suddenly came in out of nowhere

[@Mr2915Official]

I like every episode he is slowly revealing more information about himself.

[@melvinshaw7574]

I shall officially sin every usage of "how's the peeping" until you eventually do Talented Mr Ripley.

[@theothertoddg]

It doesn't matter how skilled a person is in martial arts, you get bounced by two fully grown dudes, you're done.

[@sosea_exe]

The Count of Monte Disco Explain to me how my mans Rey Mysterio won a WWE Royal Rumble, oh wait that's right, it's just acting.

[@EndeAbgrunds]

This was one of the most cringe inducing movies I've seen in years. At least in The Bourne movies, they attempted to use some level of common sense, as he would avoid confrontation as much as possible. However, in this she fights everything she sees, she makes no attempt to avoid danger, because... feminism or whatever. All that horseshit aside, the story itself was awful, no likable characters, and cliches out to wazoo.

[@mikeyslakowski1299]

No, it depends on the strength and ability of the two men. Do you really think a UFC fighter is going to have a hard time taking on two 120 pound guys that have never had a fight in their lives?

[@TheFakeRussian]

The Count of Monte Disco : (and others) Its not about how skilled you are it's about how much you can take. Some highly skilled and very adept guys, (and women for that matter), have a "glass jaw" and a punch from an amateur would put them down in a heartbeat. Yet some not very good fighters who lack skill can beat people down no issues because they can take the hit and keep on coming back, as Rocky said: {Quote} But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! {End Quote}

[@sosea_exe]

EndeAbgrunds You do know the movie is based off a comic book. Imagine how boring batman would be if he would avoid confrontation, or dealing with baddies etc.

[@RiptideGaming_GXT]

Honestly, the little bits at the very end are the best parts of these videos lol

[@geribaldi2]

Also, Personally believe this should be SINNED with EVERY movie that tries to re-create the 80's. Why are there NEVER any time accurate hair cuts. Every character either looks like they went to the mall sometime after 2001 to get a haircut before filming OR they have a ridiculous punk-style mohawk OR they just decided for some reason that everyone from the 80's had a shaved head. So far the ONLY TV or Movie that has done this right is the "That 70's Show". Trust me, I was a teenager in the 80's, I know what an authentic 80's haircut would look like (AND from the looks of it - at least some of the cast should flippin know as well)...dang it!! Sorry, personal pet-peave ...end rant

[@Elora445]

+Geribaldi's Games: As someone who was born in the 80s: Hear, hear! If you're going to make a film about that decade, then go _all_ the way, dammit!

[@andrewpatterson3662]

Please do Everything Wrong With The Thing (1982)

[@lorenkilldeer8218]

There is nothing wrong with The Thing. Or maybe there are some thing that maybe wrong, but nothing is better that a spider head. Love that movie, it's a true gem!

[@BoydofZINJ]

oooo Thats a classic movie... sometimes i watch it and wonder when someone gets converted and when someone was still human. Still wondering about the last two peeps.

[@astbrnrd]

Dude... Seriously, your sense of humor tied with impecable timing of splicing scenes is Flippin awesome 😁 😂🤣 Kudos to you and your crew! 👌

[@azvagelsky603]

That casual Sting reference, though.

[@dwarfofthenorth6847]

You missed a “99 Lufballons” joke at the end

[@DariusSarrafi]

The ice is not for the pain. It's to reduce swelling and accelerate recovery. Top tennis players do it after every match!

[@nolesy34]

Yes but if swelling starts there will be pain

[@koodude2313]

"Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp."

[@xystem4701]

12:26 you said “touch” when the subtitles clearly said “torch”. Ding.

[@rycroftphilostratem3536]

4:35 you're ignoring the psychological factors in here, Lorraine has depression and she likes ice baths to "meditate" it's clear that she does it because of the sensation, she's not a robot who does things just for the results, she has feelings too and the ice bath is something important to her in a emotional and psychological way, try to understand the character before accusing that is a "sin".

[@daniellavaladez9538]

“Recent award-winning sins.” Hmmm...The Shape of Water???

[@MissChinBK99]

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[@mi12no]

@@MissChinBK99 You might want to add more dings to that

[@mykindoflibrarian]

This movie fell into the style over substance trap. I looooved the fight scene in the movie theater, all the neon, the amazing fight choreography, the costuming. The story was lacking though and the Sofia Boutella stuff made the pacing terrible.

[@agonleed3841]

mykindoflibrarian the story was James bond kinda

[@MasterAppels]

Yeah, I agree, but my opinion at the time was that it's a really fun movie to watch and I stand by that. But tbh, I'll watch anything with Charlize and James in it.

[@apurugganan]

@@agonleed3841 You mean 'blonde, James. ..Blond'

[@agonleed3841]

@@apurugganan lmao. Yes

[@professorpsoop]

‘Well marketed swill’ ‘the mummy on her tummy’! You crack me up

[@vanshitshah876]

Do Every thing wrong with the prestige.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Nothing, it’s perfect

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

OK possibly Bowie’s accent

[@Michael_Dominic]

never talk shit about bowie again

[@vanshitshah876]

Saoirse del Tufo yes there is none but I want him to try his best.

[@droppedbassify]

It's rather amusing, given the number of highly unbelievable fight scenes/extreme mismatches of physical proportions already rife in action movies that the suspension of belief stops for most folks when the lightweight is a woman instead of, say, James Bond. This movie was not without its faults, but I love Boutella and Theron and am an admitted sucker for the whole "80's and neon aesthetic". It's also not even close to the most unrealistic action movie.

[@Splinturcell]

Thank you! It's so annoying how personally people take it lol.

[@ryanbarker5217]

suspension of disbelief doesn't stop because it's a woman, it just get strained another notch. it has to do with strength and muscle/body mass. it's why coed boxing and MMA doesn't exist. so, when your movie's tone leans towards a bourne movie with a quasi-realism to it, it's difficult to buy into a woman we see in a bath isn't exactly rippling with muscle, swills alcohol and chain smokes get beaten by half a dozen thugs that tyson couldn't walk away from and pretend it's not laughable. were it a 'kingsmen' or 'fast and furious' movie it'd be no problem, that's over-the-top silly. i did like the fight choreography, and *every* action movie is unrealistic to some degree. it's all pretend, of course, but the tone sets our expectations and we're supposed to be good little cucks and SJWs about it when it just doesn't step a little over the line, but dives headfirst over it? the fights were in the realm of 'john wick' nonsense, yet it was trying to be otherwise straight up in its narrative. i lived through the 80's. that 'neon aesthetic' is painful thing to watch, but to each their own. as a movie it's just not a good spy movie and the characters were weak, which isn't good in a movie that's boring, confusing and predictable. if you caught the last bourne movie, and what a travesty of entertainment that was, i equate my disappointment with this turkey to that. i was hoping for much more than stylistic fight scenes, and we'll get an equally vacant sequel. i love theron, too, and that's literally the only reason worth watching a sequel, but i hope she gets to actually act in the next one.

[@apurugganan]

Gwyn Am wondering which flick earned the spot for *most unrealistic action movie* that you've seen as just ONE BIG SIN (its been a while sorry for responding just now)

[@margaritam.9118]

ryan barker Yup. I get that spies are entrained equally regardless of gender but it’s like putting a lightweight boxer against a heavyweight boxer and pray the smaller one wins wtf

[@depleteduraniumcowboy3516]

My favorite part is the actuation that a movie made in 2017 ripped of a style from a movie made and 2021 and that is when I stopped watching and told YT to never recommend this channel to me again. Good job!

[@JS-hw8ve]

I love this movie. It's not perfect, but it's still great. Sins are mostly accurate, not gonna quibble, just gonna keep loving this movie anyway.

[@Moritz19081980]

The GDR border guard speaking English deserves 100 sins. I was born in 1980 in West-Berlin and there is no way a GDR border guard spoke English. And most certainly not at this level. LMAO at "Sentence: Berlin"...

[@flitsertheo]

If they were speaking or understanding English or any other "western" languages they would have kept it hidden. Lulling the foreigners into thinking they could speak freely without being understood in their own language. Which could allow the border guards - often Stasi agents - to obtain some interesting information.

[@Moritz19081980]

@@flitsertheo Yeah, maybe in a semi-fictional story but not in reality. Believe me: The vast majority of them couldn't speak or let alone understand English. They learned RUSSIAN as a second language. Doesn't mean NOBODY in the GDR could speak English. But 100% not a border guard. I dealt with so many of them in my life. Everytime I had to leave the city in fact, because - as you might know - West-Berlin was basically a FRG enclave in the GDR. So everytime you left the city or went to the Eastern part of the city you had to pass border guards.

[@Moritz19081980]

@@flitsertheo But your idea is not bad - for a spy movie for example.

[@flitsertheo]

@@Moritz19081980 Not only for a spy movie. I use this tactic with my customers . They don't end up in prison or worse though.

[@Moritz19081980]

@@flitsertheo Nice customer service though..^^

[@SgtThUND3R]

"I f***ing love Berlin!" Was a pretty good last words scene. I thought it deserved a sin off.

[@TheRealJahan]

You’re here, does it really matter when?

[@knallpistolen]

Where - is just geography, when - is history.

[@TemmiePlays]

Jon .knallpistol time is just a construct; a human invention .

[@agonleed3841]

Jon .knallpistol this is accurate

[@thefucrew9865]

When you had 99 sins...but don't pic "Luft Balloons" for the sentence.

[@Brian6587]

I think it was a great movie and a work of art. I even bought the soundtrack and I haven't bought a soundtrack in YEARS. So that says something. I love everything about it with the setting, shots, story, characters and especially the 80's music.

[@jimb.7523]

*THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!*