Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Jurassic World in 13 Minutes or Less

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Th3Birdman

Th3Birdman

6 жыл бұрын

CinemaSins is a hilarious channel, and I love their content. But, just as "No Movie Is Without Sin", No Channel is Without Sin.
This time, I flip the script and sin CinemaSins' Jurassic World video.
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I actually REALLY enjoy CinemaSins, and am only making fun of them here. I do not hate them, nor am I a "hater". This video is all in good fun.
The "EWW CinemaSins" Playlist: • EWW CinemaSins
CinemaSins' Channel can be found here: / cinemasins
Their "Jurassic World" video can be found here: • Video
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@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
I feel like I should say this before it gets out of hand-- I realized that Jeremy was using Tony Stark's joke. Please don't forget, I am playing a character in these videos-- an exaggerated version of Jeremy, so I am intentionally being vacuous, satirizing the way Jeremy misunderstands very easy to understand things. Don't kill me
@declansherrill9564
@declansherrill9564 6 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman i love ur vids i was gonna make a channel like this but im glad you did your more funny... keep up the great work 👍👍
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
There's room for all of us here on KZbin. I'd love to see your take on these kinds of videos!
@krazykitkat6046
@krazykitkat6046 6 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman ayyeeee u saw my comment
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
I am omnipresent Kit Kat hahaha
@sgtwhisker26
@sgtwhisker26 6 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoy your channel greatly. have you ever seen cinema wins I think you might like cinema wine
@GiantsRTheBest1
@GiantsRTheBest1 6 жыл бұрын
Can we please just collectively fund you so your full time job is sinning every CinemaSins video ever.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha I feel like I'd die trying but goddamnit, I'd try! Thanks for watching man!
@dcdrummer4244
@dcdrummer4244 6 жыл бұрын
I would love to contribute. And as i would be trying into making movies myself in the near future, and who is afraid of cinemasins mocking the movie, i would love to have birdman on my side. Keep up the good work ,buddy.
@JigglyBooties
@JigglyBooties 5 жыл бұрын
+DC Drummer You're more worried about a joke video than backlash from critics? Well maybe you should reconsider occupations.
@dcdrummer4244
@dcdrummer4244 5 жыл бұрын
Jiggly Booties well nope, i won't reconsider.Because you know that cinemasins has changed, and Jeremy sins movies now as an asshole, which actually impacts a movies reputation and makes it look stupid. And then Jeremy is a critic so it should be okay to be worried and scared of him, isn't it? Birdman on the other hand know what he is talking about and defends movies from getting a bad reputation.
@dcdrummer4244
@dcdrummer4244 5 жыл бұрын
Jiggly Booties and millions of people watch these videos so you can calculate the damage it can do.
@DishyLemon
@DishyLemon 6 жыл бұрын
"Your problem is: I exist." *Fatality*
@baskogitlog7276
@baskogitlog7276 5 жыл бұрын
Dishy Lemon flawless victory
@MiketheNerdRanger
@MiketheNerdRanger 5 жыл бұрын
Dead 🤣
@nolanhewitt2563
@nolanhewitt2563 4 жыл бұрын
no burn heals or senzu beans can cure that burn
@shadowwriter329
@shadowwriter329 6 жыл бұрын
Your Problem: I exist. okay best line ever.
@Impossible326
@Impossible326 5 жыл бұрын
That line was everything.
@Jann75
@Jann75 5 жыл бұрын
Belongs in top 10 timeless movie quotes.
@dleon215
@dleon215 5 жыл бұрын
That line is f*cking awesome!
@ParkRanger2000
@ParkRanger2000 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I tell myself in the mirror every day.
@gabrielleduplessis7388
@gabrielleduplessis7388 3 жыл бұрын
Put that on a tshirt.
@gamingtime305
@gamingtime305 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Jeremy can’t believe that a billion dollar park with living dinosaurs that was getting a sponsorship from a cellular company for a genetically modified hybrid dinosaur has working cell service.
@modestfirerpu
@modestfirerpu Жыл бұрын
It's like the sponsor can literally set up separate cell towers literally on the island or something?? 😂😂😂 any way back to your regularly scheduled Th3Birdman
@f1ddlestick
@f1ddlestick 6 жыл бұрын
8:56 Iron Man 3 Reference, So what i'm saying is Jeremy makes a pop cul-
@merpleberg
@merpleberg 6 жыл бұрын
yeah i caught that also
@17-MASY
@17-MASY 5 жыл бұрын
1:04 that was cold😏
@bugofcake
@bugofcake 5 жыл бұрын
better yet it's to the same actor
@coreyklaustermeier7329
@coreyklaustermeier7329 5 жыл бұрын
Alternatively: Th3Birdman doesn’t know sh*t about movies. Lol
@toast7230
@toast7230 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what that’s from? Dude I couldn’t remember where I heard that from
@towandlane6765
@towandlane6765 6 жыл бұрын
Should've added a sin because Jeremy said "X-Men Mutagen." Mutants are born with their powers, the only things gaining powers from Mutagen are adolescent, anthropomorphic turtles and other middle-aged furry bait.
@majesticmelon4715
@majesticmelon4715 5 жыл бұрын
Or ya know Jeremy makes a pop culture reference
@migittank6759
@migittank6759 4 жыл бұрын
Only way that an X-Men Mutagen exists is the Terrigen Mist, and that kills X-Men and makes Inhumans
@jbcatz5
@jbcatz5 4 жыл бұрын
MIGIT TANK The first movie did have a device that forced mutation on those lacking the X-gene, even if it never manifested as an actual substance. Senator Kelley on the other hand.
@Nighlocktheawesome00
@Nighlocktheawesome00 4 жыл бұрын
@@jbcatz5 he practically was like jellyfish. They don't last long outside water, so the fact that Kelly was once human may have allowed him to survive longer.
@mitchellneuhoff9946
@mitchellneuhoff9946 11 минут бұрын
Not to mention that the Iraq is not a mutant it is a hybrid genetically altered theropod dinosaur and just to shove it in another snarky critic hacks face. It does not look like a giant velociraptor. It looks like a chimeric. I’m looking at you nostalgia critic. And all those who support him.
@kittfln8168
@kittfln8168 6 жыл бұрын
Cinemawins stated that a reason why Claire could have outrun the T-Rex was due to rexy not being prepared to chase food, being old n needing to get out the holding cell than get momentum to run. Meanwhile Clair is already 🏃. P.s. I'm sure a women use to wearing heels can run in them. I've seen hoes n business women run in heels
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
OMG I Lol'd at this comment something fierce hahahahaha
@timmywallace5058
@timmywallace5058 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't a woman run a 100 meter dash or something in heels within like a minute to a minute and a half? I saw it on one of Film Theory's Jurassic World videos. Also the fact that Rexy's old, she isn't up to full speed, and it's also close-quarters will factor into the situation.
@AngryFace008
@AngryFace008 4 жыл бұрын
Cool tid bit: paleontologist actually believe that the Trex was pretty slow and could barely outrun a human, due to its own weight. So a woman in high heels can definitely outrun a Trex, theoretically.
@heretopissyouoff8439
@heretopissyouoff8439 4 жыл бұрын
@@AngryFace008 wasn't there also research suggesting that the T-rex was a pack hunter
@shangee2275
@shangee2275 4 жыл бұрын
@@timmywallace5058 Bro, a minute is a horrible time for the 100. I could do the 100 in 30 secs wearing heels.
@Krisassad2011
@Krisassad2011 6 жыл бұрын
As a Star Wars mega-fan, the sin counter at 12:38 immediately makes me like the video. Nice touch
@343sinbad
@343sinbad 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even see that 🤣🤣😂 so thanks buddy for this comment
@braydenmcguire3029
@braydenmcguire3029 6 жыл бұрын
“Jeremy didn’t say boner”
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
the first time since the changes to youtube
@MidnightDStroyer
@MidnightDStroyer 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, but might that be a reason for Birdman to remove one of Jeremy's sins? At least just this once...It might be because KZbin changed a policy but if Jeremy *can't* say it anymore, it wouldn't be a good idea for him to get used to the idea of repeatedly being "rewarded" for something he *had* to avoid anyway.
@andrewr2572
@andrewr2572 6 жыл бұрын
9:55 they also said that it would shock her if she got too close to other areas of the island. So it'd make sense to claw out something that's shocking you
@marcoar3109
@marcoar3109 5 жыл бұрын
Except if they stated the shock was able to make any animal go asleep.
@nathanjora7627
@nathanjora7627 5 жыл бұрын
Begimo except if she was tougher than expected.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
LOL'ing at all the people trying to tell me about scientific accuracy of the T-Rex running speed, in a film with 2 meter tall velociraptors and a damn near 150 foot Mosasaur. It's like nobody is paying attention to the fact that non of these genetically modified animals are real...
@willmaldonado6542
@willmaldonado6542 5 жыл бұрын
They found 2 meter tall velociraptors while filming the original movie look it up g
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
No they didn't. Velociraptors were about the size of a turkey. The dinosaurs paleontologists found after the first film came out were called Utahraptors, and they don't fit the description. They're taller than the movie's velociraptors and they most definitely had feathers. VRaptors had feathers too, so this further strengthens my point.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
Are you asking were Uraptors similar in height to the film's VRaptors? Yes, they are roughly similar in height, but the URaptors are most definitely taller and especially longer, about the length of a Great White shark . Real life VRaptors are about size of a turkey or a large eagle.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 5 жыл бұрын
Will Maldonado That was the Utah Raptor. Yeah, there’s a running joke that Jurassic Park discovered the Utah Raptor without knowing it, but it’s still not a Velociraptor.
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 5 жыл бұрын
Also Michael Crichton and Steven Spielberg didn't even think of the Velociraptors appearance when the book and film were made. Crichton used Deinonychus's perceived behavior and believed appearance based on John Ostrom's work on them. their description as well matches Deinonychus. and at the time, i think their was a debate to take the dinosaur Deinonychus Atiraptor, and put it in the Velociraptor group. (making its name Velociraptor Denonychus since Raptor raptor was a bit redundant.) then Spielberg requested papers on the same dinosaur. the size, proportions and snout shape are all Deinonychus. when they added said dino to games (like Jurassic World Evolution), they use old reconstructions of itself to differentiate. the Fact Utahraptor is a thing? pure coincidence. as for my theory on the running in heels.... maybe Rexy likes to play with her food before eating it. if thats the case, the slow running is Rexy toying with her.
@Lordoftheforsaken
@Lordoftheforsaken 6 жыл бұрын
I’m in awe of just how intellectually brilliant you are and very well spoken! Also you have the perfect voice for these videos man you just earned yourself a bell notification Sir
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill, that's the kind of comment that leaves me speechless man... I'm glad to have awesome people like you here patronizing the channel. Seriously, thank you for being here.
@shangee2275
@shangee2275 4 жыл бұрын
@@Th3Birdman being speechless while making a speech cliche... ding! J/k
@shadowwriter329
@shadowwriter329 6 жыл бұрын
12:15 two things to point out on you agreeing with this sin. 1. Rexy is old. she is the T-rex from the first park so she is getting up in years. you said it yourself the new park has been running for 10 years and that doesn't even mention how many years it has been since Rexy was 'born' and since the first park was built. age even effect dinosaurs. 2. Rexy doesn't even 'get going' into actually running until Clair is back with the others.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
To me, age doesn't really factor in, as she was nearly able to fight the much tougher and younger I. Rex to a standstill. Besides, things that are that tall don't need to run fast to catch an especially thick woman running in heels.
@greedow
@greedow 6 жыл бұрын
It should factor in, going after claire is more of a "oh hey a snack" situation, while the I.Rex is a fight for survival. you don't put a lot of effort in easy food, but adrenaline (or whatever a T.rex has) will get you moving when you need to. The I.Rex would have won easily without the help of Blue. Been awhile but I don't remember the T.Rex getting a lot of hits in. and if we are being honest... we don't even know if the T.rex could actually run in real life.(which shouldn't matter for a movie, but still) edit: Either way, the heels are bullshit. even if it was just a joke.
@alpha7even928
@alpha7even928 6 жыл бұрын
Qualquer gamer Tyrannosaurus rex in the wild would live 30 something years, sense rexy was tooken care by humans, she would probably live up to 60 years. They even stated this in jurassic world fallen kingdom. Rexy was actually getting in multiple bites first on indominus rex. Blue was just an annoyance and rexy got the jump on indominus rex. Note rexy was not hunting for 10 years, so her muscles weren't in top conditions, while indominus rex had a lead sense it was free and going on killing sprees. Rexy would stand a pretty good chance if she was in her top conditions, but sense she just got out of her pin and fought indominus rex, her muscles weren't top conditions.
@skylarshove8417
@skylarshove8417 6 жыл бұрын
shadowwriter329 thank you
@greedow
@greedow 6 жыл бұрын
How long the T.rex lived for is a guestimate, but if they say that in fallen kingdom(still have to watch that one) then we can go by that. ok, watched the fight on youtube to be sure. Rexy gets 2 and a half bites in while the Irex gets 1. and then the I.rex uses it's claws to dominate the fight. in her prime she would be more resilient and strong. but the I.rex claws are OP. Rexy might win, but the stats favor the I.rex. "pretty good chance" doesn't even get to 1/4 imo
@jbcatz5
@jbcatz5 4 жыл бұрын
2:55 Owen makes a big point that he only has any influence over the raptors because he imprinted on them when they were young, incorporating himself into their social structure. Even then he doesn’t have control over them. He has to reiterate to the likes of Hoskins they aren’t tame or domesticated and are still dangerous.
@daniellorde2859
@daniellorde2859 6 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman ' kill all jedi ' on the sin counter when you got to 66 had me so weak😂😂😂
@IVOLUKE
@IVOLUKE 5 жыл бұрын
"Jeremy makes a pop culture reference that isn't an actual sin" cliche is my new favorite cliche!
@marywells4060
@marywells4060 6 жыл бұрын
I’m a 15 year old OBSESSED with Star Trek- take that
@justsomeguy1014
@justsomeguy1014 4 жыл бұрын
And now you’re 16 grow up Jk
@rainbow_doglover8301
@rainbow_doglover8301 3 жыл бұрын
I think he meant more, “what kid was still obsessed with Star Trek BY 2015”, since it’s less mainstream now.
@Misc_Mischief
@Misc_Mischief 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Star Trek!
@jschools1392
@jschools1392 3 жыл бұрын
After watching the 2008 reboot as a kid, I got crazy about star trek and ended up taking a dive into the alarmingly deep pool of the Star Trek fan world. I’ve watched every show and have played Star Trek Online for about 2 years now.
@raptalos9412
@raptalos9412 3 жыл бұрын
As a current 15 year old, I also love Star Trek
@catfoy8888
@catfoy8888 6 жыл бұрын
Sin seven also people travel long distances to go to Disneyland or world
@ColeTrainWayne
@ColeTrainWayne 6 жыл бұрын
Can I just say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE these videos, any guy to point out cinemasin’s is awesome, most of their sins aren’t even sins, and they as you said, manipulate the scene to get a sin. Anyway I LOVE these vids.
@darthnihilus1849
@darthnihilus1849 6 жыл бұрын
Colton Stephens do what ? What are those real sins ? Who gives a shit 😂?!?!?
@MavenCree
@MavenCree 5 жыл бұрын
I don't watch CS anymore. Haven't for years. I refuse to give them the views, even if I'm curious about the stupidity they say. So I'm glad you're doing this. I'll give you the views.
@realsteel9877
@realsteel9877 6 жыл бұрын
I can point out that this T-Rex is the one from the first movie, so she's 30 years older and isn't in her prime, so after being in captivity and finally getting something other than her paddock would be something to analyze and she wouldn't be as fast as she used to be....aaand I went on for two long didn't I? I get it's a satirical video. But still....my explanation....
@kingturtlejeff
@kingturtlejeff 6 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say that,😤
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 6 жыл бұрын
Also, Rexy wasn't running anyway. She was doing, at the fastest, a fast walk.
@QwertyCaesar
@QwertyCaesar 6 жыл бұрын
You can also rationalize it as a relatively intelligent predator not charging into unknown territory faster than it can react to threats from it.
@darthnihilus1849
@darthnihilus1849 6 жыл бұрын
Aaaaand it would still catch up and kill the woman in 2 seconds
@THEKXRMANETWORK
@THEKXRMANETWORK 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Sharpelletti not true, the Rex is the same Rex from the original film. She’s more than 20 years old and is clearly aging. Also many of the animals from the island were just recaptured for JW. Hell the first Brachiosaurus we saw in the original is in Fallen Kingdom
@jjgaming7388
@jjgaming7388 6 жыл бұрын
Channel is so great, out of all the people sinning cinema sins, your my favorite
@PugDudeStudios
@PugDudeStudios 6 жыл бұрын
JJ Gaming0514 “You are channel”
@jjgaming7388
@jjgaming7388 6 жыл бұрын
Pug Dude Studios TM That would make more sense, thank you
@PugDudeStudios
@PugDudeStudios 6 жыл бұрын
JJ Gaming0514 no, *sigh* I was mocking you. You’re means you are, and “You’re channel” makes no sense
@jjgaming7388
@jjgaming7388 6 жыл бұрын
Pug Dude Studios TM Yea it doesn't, that's why I put you are, not you're.
@PugDudeStudios
@PugDudeStudios 6 жыл бұрын
JJ Gaming0514 you are and you’re are the same word, neither of them make sense in your sentence
@mlgodzilla4206
@mlgodzilla4206 Жыл бұрын
Hearing how it was Nedry’s fault and not the concept of dinosaurs in parks was the cause of the fall of the park was such ear Candy. People seem to have the wrong idea for some reason when it’s very much notable in the film.
@yosumikellz1247
@yosumikellz1247 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge cinema sins fan but must admit your points are all valid. I salute you man lol
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
Yosumi kellz I am also a fan of CinemaSins 😅 thanks for watching and leaving me a comment!
@EvanFrostone
@EvanFrostone 6 жыл бұрын
That joke about Zukerberg charging his battery took about five seconds to hit but I just about cried when it did. Fucking gold.
@joshspaulding5088
@joshspaulding5088 6 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I look forward to your sinning of Cinema Sins more then the actual Cinema Sins videos themselves?
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
No that's awesome for me haha thanks for watching and supporting the channel!
@danielland3767
@danielland3767 6 жыл бұрын
Pinkmonkey 0100 - same here
@MegaCrocosaurus92
@MegaCrocosaurus92 5 жыл бұрын
Not at all. CinemaSins sucks big.
@reviewersuniverse
@reviewersuniverse 4 жыл бұрын
At 10:14, Jeremy says the indominus Rex becomes a remorseless eating machine (which you sinned the “becomes” part), but also, she wasn’t eating the other dinosaurs, she was just killing them, so the term would’ve been remorseless KILLING machine.
@onemansopinion8135
@onemansopinion8135 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that you used John Williams’ Lost World score for the intro. Williams is always a win. Even for disappointing movies.
@indrason6974
@indrason6974 6 жыл бұрын
You are trolling the troll
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Love this comment.
@coolkid7806
@coolkid7806 6 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman TBH I think you are smarter than jermey, because dude I watch your videos and some of Jeremy's sins in his videos don't make sense, and you just pointed it out in the smartest way. Subbed.
@Mr.Deleterious
@Mr.Deleterious 5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! SO GLAD SOMEONE GAVE IT BACK TO THEM...and yes you can give me a sin for all caps.
@charliedann7777
@charliedann7777 6 жыл бұрын
this is a win win situation all around, Birdman gets to create content and get money, CinemaSins gets a bit more advertisement and the viewers get more cinema sins, oh and could you do a video on CinemaSins; John wick
@darththeo
@darththeo 3 жыл бұрын
Here is an actual sin he didn't cover. Once again, the reason the child characters are in danger is because of a divorce. Jurassic Park: Lex and Tim only go to the Island because their mother is getting Divorced. (See line about Hammond's daughter getting divorced and that Lex and Tim last name isn't Hammond, but Murphy meaning they are children of Hammond's daughter.) The Lost World: Kelly is from Malcolm's prior marriage. And only gets involved because of Malcolm's divorce from her mother. Jurassic Park 3 literally only happens because of a divorce. So in Jurassic World having the kids on the island once again for a divorce was showing at the time that the movie creators only had one note for kids being involved in the story. This is why even though a lot of people hated it, I enjoyed that Maisie was different.
@Maji404
@Maji404 3 жыл бұрын
When Jeremy actually made a point about just bombing the raptors, I could hear the immense terror and shock in your voice that he actually had a good idea, the terror that if he continued evolving there’d be no more EWW cinema sins and shock that that’s the smartest thing he’s said in years.
@siddsen95
@siddsen95 5 жыл бұрын
1:23 Love the subtle word substitutions in your subtitles.
@Shaggy87781
@Shaggy87781 5 жыл бұрын
that kill all jedi joke... well done sir
@singingwolf8997
@singingwolf8997 5 жыл бұрын
At the end, you can also see that the I. Rex's tail is hanging out over the water, so that could've acted like a fishing lure to the Mosasaur, similar to when a shark was dangled over the water earlier in the film.
@phillipcoleman6422
@phillipcoleman6422 6 жыл бұрын
You deserve more subscribers. You’re doing god’s work son.
@DK-ru9dt
@DK-ru9dt 6 жыл бұрын
*Jeremy makes a pop culture refe....*
@Sword_Man_YT
@Sword_Man_YT 4 жыл бұрын
8:57: That was a Tony Stark reference from Iron Man 3, so the sin should actually be, Jeremy makes a pop-
@Brainwave101
@Brainwave101 6 жыл бұрын
Sin 68: Jeremy not removing literally every single sin in the video because of the T-rex roar at the end.
@MilesBlackStar
@MilesBlackStar 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao I don’t even need to watch cinemasins anymore these are great😂👌🏾
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 2 жыл бұрын
Without cinemasins their would be no birdm3n it's like batman and joker
@cadillacdeville5828
@cadillacdeville5828 6 жыл бұрын
I woke up at 4:21AM to watch this....he did not disappoint. Made my morning. Thank-you ...his patronizing tone is hilarious ...
@Menibor1
@Menibor1 5 жыл бұрын
Nice job adding the raid redemption clip 6:29
@Rikudo44
@Rikudo44 4 жыл бұрын
3:40 Meanwhile Australia: The Great Emu War exists.
@kirkgilmore765
@kirkgilmore765 4 жыл бұрын
11:20 man, poor Birdman. Couldn’t even finish saying ‘culture’
@jaystargaming172
@jaystargaming172 6 жыл бұрын
"HAVE U EVER SEEN TO MALE....that was the best part and this channel is the best part of youtube!
@lewisfarmer9706
@lewisfarmer9706 6 жыл бұрын
This is easily my favourite vid you’ve made honestly I love it so much
@Ladykyra101
@Ladykyra101 5 жыл бұрын
Aw...land before time....memories. 😏
@YHLGguitargeek
@YHLGguitargeek 2 жыл бұрын
As a child of seperated parents, whose children are now growing up with seperated parents, that scene with Gray and Zach on the monorail is a knife to the gut. Every single time
@runthejudes
@runthejudes 5 жыл бұрын
8:55 also, Jeremy makes a pop culture ref-
@no_thoughts404
@no_thoughts404 6 жыл бұрын
I've been studying about the mesozoic era ever since I was a kid. Nice to know that a KZbinr has studied the same thing. 😊
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Dinosaurs were my passion as a young child in the 80s/90s. Then Jurassic Park happened and made me into a man. Lol
@frankwest8025
@frankwest8025 6 жыл бұрын
“Why didn’t the dinosaur take the gun?” lmfao i can’t believe he said that bahaha
@NeptuneJr
@NeptuneJr 2 жыл бұрын
If it knows about trackers and thermal vision why not?
@Jaytwos
@Jaytwos 6 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for someone to do: Everythibg wrong with Th3Birdman’s Cinema sins of Cinema sins insert movie title here
@pinkpools
@pinkpools 4 жыл бұрын
The sin count of that video would be padded as fuck!
@Nighlocktheawesome00
@Nighlocktheawesome00 4 жыл бұрын
The mere fact that Jeremy didn't say boner *once* in the video is strangely out of character for him, wouldn't you say Birdman?
@Lancersilva
@Lancersilva 6 жыл бұрын
Someone did the math and a T-rex’ top speed would be about 12 mph before its legs broke under all that force. The world record for running in high heels is 15 mph. So sadly “must go faster” should’ve been “why are you driving so slow”?
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Damn you with your facts and such!
@Lancersilva
@Lancersilva 6 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman sorry
@zaragozrex
@zaragozrex 6 жыл бұрын
Some estimates also say 25 mph, but regardless Tyrannosaurus was not a pursuit preadator like say, Carnotaurus. It was most definitely an ambush predator.
@Lancersilva
@Lancersilva 6 жыл бұрын
Zaragoz Rex it was also the same T-rex from the first movie, so the age must’ve slowed her down
@anthonyward2433
@anthonyward2433 6 жыл бұрын
its a theory that they've made using math. its not a fact.
@rexarmstrong4284
@rexarmstrong4284 6 жыл бұрын
I always thought that same thing about militarizing dinos. We see in both movies that bullets are very effective against dinosaurs. Once a dino kills a human enemy, anyone in spitting distance can kill it instantly
@highlylucid7621
@highlylucid7621 6 жыл бұрын
My question is how did this dinosaur go unnoticed until the day everything goes to hell? Owen not knowing might make sense, but they spent some years keeping that dinosaur in captivity, yet no one knows except the team who created it and a handful of other people.
@Sapphire_Reacts
@Sapphire_Reacts 6 жыл бұрын
LuicD i pretty sure the people that knew about the dino were the ones that had a hand in its creation & marketing.
@tattedupluv
@tattedupluv Жыл бұрын
I got excited for a second & thought you were going to show my comment on Jeremy's video explaining the balloons were not half-filled with helium & that they use weights for the feet to make them "walk"
@edenfollower2704
@edenfollower2704 11 ай бұрын
I don’t even enjoy Jeremy’s voice with out the bird man’s sassy reply 😂🙌🏼
@AsuraRaver
@AsuraRaver 5 жыл бұрын
8:57 Additional Sin: Jeremy makes a pop culture reference to a film that-
@spiffywaffles2175
@spiffywaffles2175 6 жыл бұрын
Finally! Been waiting for it since your tweet!
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for being patient!!
@TheWiseKeys
@TheWiseKeys 6 жыл бұрын
I love these videos man! Keep up the great work.
@QwertyCaesar
@QwertyCaesar 6 жыл бұрын
His sin at 11:11 is halfway correct. The supposed ability to detect thermal radiation in JW is spotty at best. If it did work then Pratt's character would've died at the paddock since it would've found him by heat rather than scent. I just headcanon when the I-Rex finds him twice later on as the I-Rex recognizing the gasoline smell from the paddock but to do that you basically have to overlook what is clearly meant to be the movie's attempted explanation. The gun part is probably the single stupidest sin he's ever given, though. That's a Hall of Shame sin, no doubt.
@thegreatherox
@thegreatherox 6 жыл бұрын
man, I've found a lot of channels that try to sin cinemasins, but your vids are my favourite, keep it up bro. Also, I'm glad you are doing subtitles, but if these are hard for you, why not use KZbin closed caption system? easier to make/edit, and you can rely on your audience to trnaslate these to other languages, it's a win win scenario
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to use Premiere Pro's solution for captions but it just hasn't been working out so I've been doing them manually. I have the automatic captions already on and they do a serviceable job, but I'm not too crazy about the font choice. The font that I and CinemaSins are using is Myriad Pro and I like the way it looks, especially for the jokes. So I've just been doing it the hard way.
@Ars0205
@Ars0205 6 жыл бұрын
"Your proplem is i exist" savage
@paul_ujb
@paul_ujb 6 жыл бұрын
Love your remix playing as the outro music and another great update. Keep up the good work!
@aidentandy7536
@aidentandy7536 6 жыл бұрын
I need one of these everyday!!! So good! Good work man.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
I wish I could make one of these everyday haha Thank you for being awesome and watching these!
@nestibeats4221
@nestibeats4221 4 жыл бұрын
This dude birdman has to be the coolest guy ever on real life! Keep up the good work!
@highlylucid7621
@highlylucid7621 6 жыл бұрын
You should do Cinema Sins Baby Driver, cuz thats a epic movie
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 6 жыл бұрын
It's been requested a few times. I'll look into it
@stuniccals2499
@stuniccals2499 5 ай бұрын
At 10:08 Jeremy says that the I. Rex’s camo ability is actually really cool, I feel like that should’ve also counted as a “Jeremy sins something he likes cliche” sin
@OrphanJupiter
@OrphanJupiter 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. He didnt make a land before time joke. Would have been a great pop culture ref-
@waynestar100
@waynestar100 5 жыл бұрын
i personaly dont like the new cinemasins but i love the fact that you remove a sin when he makes a good point
@KittyPieVibes
@KittyPieVibes 6 жыл бұрын
10:52 😂😂
@merklingmerciful4567
@merklingmerciful4567 Жыл бұрын
That 10:55 is exactly my response.
@thebrownskittle5464
@thebrownskittle5464 5 жыл бұрын
Love both of these channels
@HeyYouCanRead
@HeyYouCanRead 6 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold, I mean Imma still watch both channels I really don’t gaf, but the way you call out the bs and credit the good is gorgeous
@sanieto100
@sanieto100 5 жыл бұрын
You are awesome i love cinema sins and absolutely LOVE what youre doing with your videos definitely subscribing definitely. Keep up the awesome work.
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for deciding to support the channel and become a part of this growing family Steven! I won't let you down man...
@DJ-xd3dt
@DJ-xd3dt 5 жыл бұрын
10:58 and if he did make the land before time joke, Jeremy makes a pop culture-
@keke944
@keke944 5 жыл бұрын
I was recommended to your channel.. I'm glad I watched it. You're hilarious!!
@Blazingfireball977
@Blazingfireball977 6 жыл бұрын
Still haven't seen the sequel yet. But looking forward to it. Love your vids bro!!!
@darkyboode3239
@darkyboode3239 3 жыл бұрын
1:05 Did Th3BirdMan just diss the Trekkies of this generation?
@InfiniteFury2K
@InfiniteFury2K 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@THEKXRMANETWORK
@THEKXRMANETWORK 5 жыл бұрын
I so love that Lost World music at the start that movie is ridiculously underrated
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite of the series.
@THEKXRMANETWORK
@THEKXRMANETWORK 5 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman I understand fully why that movie was great imo. Mostly cuz it’s so different from the original
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but Ian Malcom is my favorite character. Jeff got so little screen time in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom that it was criminal.
@THEKXRMANETWORK
@THEKXRMANETWORK 5 жыл бұрын
Th3Birdman I agree 100%, i loved Fallen Kingdom but I hate how they shoved off Malcolm like that
@harrypottersnumbrfan
@harrypottersnumbrfan 2 жыл бұрын
lol the cell phone reception sin gets me... The Indominus Rex is litterally sponsored by verison wireless... a cell phone company... But nah... No cell towers here
@JojoOlokun205
@JojoOlokun205 5 жыл бұрын
12:10 Yeah, but if a giant dinosaur was chasing you what would you do, Stop? (One sin removed)
@dudeist_priest
@dudeist_priest 6 жыл бұрын
Birdman helps keeps me subscribed to CinemaSins. Keep up the good work.
@christinamatzen4214
@christinamatzen4214 6 жыл бұрын
It's like you're in my head and you hear all the things I scream at the CS videos. Except you probably didn't scream "Yes as a matter of fact we DO need a scene where Chris Pratt exercises his dominance over the..." whatever it is he was exercising dominance over. I just know it wasn't me. And that's a sin. A "Chris Pratt is not my boyfriend in this scene" sin. Giving me a lap dance. Too far? Nah.
@carlplayman2962
@carlplayman2962 4 жыл бұрын
Uhhh aren't you married?
@christinamatzen4214
@christinamatzen4214 4 жыл бұрын
Carl Playman Yep and mu husband laughed when I showed him the comment, we watch Birdman videos together 😂
@carlplayman2962
@carlplayman2962 4 жыл бұрын
@@christinamatzen4214 man older people marriage humor is weird
@elliotlytle9531
@elliotlytle9531 6 жыл бұрын
12:15 my best friend and I actually have a theory about this, T-Rexs were very territorial, at least that's what I heard, and this is the T-Rex from the first film, she's not stupid, she knows what's going on, so yes, while she could EASILY catch Claire and eat her, she's not TRYING to, she's basically saying, to quote Thor from Ragnarok "point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!"
@taliesincoleman6569
@taliesincoleman6569 5 жыл бұрын
thank you! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!
@jkljkl218
@jkljkl218 6 жыл бұрын
I found this channel, I have since fallen in-love with this channel, I love this channel.
@KGisthename
@KGisthename 6 жыл бұрын
Good one bro.. Keep up the good work. I love these videos.
@paynec1374
@paynec1374 6 жыл бұрын
I simply can hardly wait for the Fallen Kingdom video to be made 😂😂
@jsoan
@jsoan 5 жыл бұрын
8:57 Jeremy makes a pop culture ref-
@aagupteMC
@aagupteMC 6 жыл бұрын
You really deserve more views dude. I hope your channel explodes
@CarmineCosmos
@CarmineCosmos 6 жыл бұрын
aagupteMC in a good way I hope lmao
@aagupteMC
@aagupteMC 6 жыл бұрын
fandomAlgamation lol of course
@savageprince9829
@savageprince9829 5 жыл бұрын
Just came to say Raid is one of my favorite movies...good day
@savageprince9829
@savageprince9829 5 жыл бұрын
Also thnx for the heart son ❤️
@Th3Birdman
@Th3Birdman 5 жыл бұрын
Any person that loves The Raid is alright by me :)
@GreatOldOne9866
@GreatOldOne9866 Жыл бұрын
“Ever try putting a leash on a cat?” LMFAO That’s brilliant!!!
@AztekBlind
@AztekBlind 6 жыл бұрын
And thank you for making this job, it's awesome everytime. Keep it up! From Russia with Love.
@johnrodriguez8576
@johnrodriguez8576 6 жыл бұрын
Disneyland any month anytime lol
@zoobpy
@zoobpy 5 жыл бұрын
Doesn't that just contradict the park's attendance shrinking, though?
@kevinkrupski246
@kevinkrupski246 5 жыл бұрын
@@zoobpy except that Disneyland attendence has increased pretty much every year. Also, when you average over 40000 visitors a day it's going to be crowded no matter what.
@zoobpy
@zoobpy 5 жыл бұрын
@@kevinkrupski246 I don't remember what my point was, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't that Disney's attendance is shrinking. I think it was in relation to the movie claiming that JW's attendance was but idk. Also, 40,000! That's absurd!
@dannydjduc99
@dannydjduc99 6 жыл бұрын
Handheld squad checking in!
@jbcatz5
@jbcatz5 4 жыл бұрын
9:14 As you point out, the movie makes a big deal about the intelligence of the Indominus. She’s make inferences about her paddock based on her interactions with it, such as that she cannot break the material of the observation deck. It’s not out of the question she’s seen cameras follow her movements except for she thermal camouflages so it becomes part of her knowledge base. It’s part of every prison break storyline ever, watching the guards, cameras etc to look for blind spots. Luring Owen and the other two in? That’s another variation on the prison break cliche where prisoners make it look like they’ve escaped.
@captainsilverbeard7347
@captainsilverbeard7347 5 жыл бұрын
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