Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle in 9 Minutes or Less

CinemaSins is an awesome channel, and I love their content. But, just as "No Movie Is Without Sin", No Channel is Without Sin.
This time, I flip the script and sin CinemaSins' Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle video. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I actually REALLY enjoy CinemaSins, and am only making fun of them here. I do not hate them, nor am I a "hater". This video is all in good fun.
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[@g3ngar04]

For the beginning, the French speaking couple could have also been on vacation.

[@animalman57]

Or that these guys just speak French while living in America, namely with other people they know also speak French.

[@whiterabbit75]

They could also be French immigrants who speak their native language, just so their kids will grow up bilingual, and not forget their heritage.

[@TF2Fan101]

Or there could have been another time jump between this film and the last one.

[@jackshayne1634]

Or it's Quebec because Jumanji 1995 takes place in Maine. So it could've floated out to sea and then back onto the Canadian shores. One sin for Jeremy not understanding geography.

[@frelted6744]

it had to travel across the ocean because nobody in either of the two continents of america speak french. Canada doesnt fucking count, they dont exist.

[@inky3678]

The biggest sin in this I think is that this IS A VIDEO GAME so logic doesn’t apply to this universe

[@pamoweiberezi5315]

no movie is without sin

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@pamoweiberezi5315 ...and that is relevant how?

[@pamoweiberezi5315]

@@caseywensnahan3543 so one would know that whether there is logic or not,all movies are with sins.

[@caseywensnahan3543]

@@pamoweiberezi5315 makes sense.

[@RobynReanimates]

Video games have their own internal logic, shit doesn't just happen at fucking random

[@Lassenissen]

The most cathartic part of this was when you pointed out *ALL* the evidence that he was a gamer that Jeremy missed.

[@Bersekr21]

As a DnD player I am insulted by the "no one plays board games anymore" part. (Just felt like I have to whine something and this is the noly thing I managed to find in this otherwise awesome video)

[@ConnorLonergan]

DnD is not a board game as no board is required to play it. The DM, Player and Monster books, dice, and reference sheets are needed. Please don't use the Anti-Stan spay on me

[@Marcelelias11]

@@ConnorLonergan Agreed. It's a tabletop game, but not a board game.

[@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179]

Okay, I'm gonna be "that guy" for a sec. What is the difference between tabletop games and board games? Wikipedia tells me that "board games are traditionally a subset of tabletop games". I know, really ignorant of me, I just haven't played that many yet (and I wanna change that btw; I'd love to try D&D).

[@MetaCrossing]

@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 | Ever heard of “all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares”? The squares are board games, and the rectangles are tabletop games. DnD is a tabletop game, but doesn’t fall into the board game subclass due to the lack of, well, a board.

[@Soridan]

@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 You need an actual game-board for a board game to play the game. Think Monopoly. Tabletop games just require a tabletop to sit around and have your stuff on it, or basically any flat surface. Like card games, dice games, roleplaying games. Though really, with some of them you can do away with that and just have your group scattered in the room like a bunch of Cheetos dust covered fat cats.

[@camryder853]

You literally made this within 3 hours of the original post, good shit

[@Th3Birdman]

Yeah...within three hours... 😅😂

[@nathan99light]

Cam Ryder why does the release day of the video say April 16 then?

[@Th3Birdman]

Lol CinemaSins reuploaded their Jumanji video. I did this video the same day they released their original video, which was April 16th.

[@danielland3767]

I knew the Cinemasins reupload it cause even I wa as confused lol. Any subscriber know that, which it sound like all of us except 1 person on this thread is....lmao

[@camryder853]

Daniel Land re-uploaded* was* would know* sounds*. Call me what you want, can't say I'm not literate though.🙂

[@dalek3055]

6:59 Jeremy doesn't understand character abilities

[@arthurthemikyu1586]

Ding!

[@TheMalignantMind]

Man that original Playstation intro...sends tingles down my spine.

[@datniggaking3762]

Lolll Almost Teared Up When That PlayStation Theme Came On Gud Ole Daze

[@deathserpent9747]

It is nostalgic as hell but it is only superceded (for me) by Shodan's intro from system shock 2

[@adorablecenturion8436]

nostalgia :c

[@soad692]

I always hated having to sit through that theme. Playing the game was all that mattered back then when I was only 7 and was playing on my brother’s console which I “borrowed” a lot

[@maxman1602]

Yeah, brings back memories.

[@hayfordsarfo1646]

6:48 removing sins because cinemasins actually gets stuff right feels so heartwarming to me😂

[@latrodectahespara2728]

That was a pretty solid British accent, dude, nice.

[@Th3Birdman]

Latrodecta Hespara haha thanks! I’m a voice actor. I can do all sorts of accents, impressions and cadences. Thanks for watching!

[@LivinMyJeffLife]

Th3Birdman How do you get in to voice acting? I've always wanted to do it.

[@berengustav7714]

@@LivinMyJeffLife I would like to do that!

[@barona_2908]

The sin Jeremy gave about the teacher remembering the metaphor in the two papers.... does he not realize that teachers USUALLY make copies of the student’s/students’ essays and papers. Heck, in my school, my writing teacher would keep our printed out essays for our file, since THE STUDENT SHOULD HAVE IT ON A FLASH DRIVE OR HAVE DRAFTS OF SAID ESSAY. There’s this rare machine in schools, that allows you to MAKE COPIES OF PAPERS

[@lordcommissar7813]

Annaliese Baron technology these days did you know youtube is on the Internet now??

[@romancandleofthewild]

ALSO nowadays, you're required to submit a digital copy of your paper to an online system that checks for plagiarism. I'm pretty sure this system also keeps old students' works and cross-references them with new essays. That's technology for you these days.

[@kendydied3176]

My school doesn't do that but it's mostly bc our 6 principles are sucking up all our funding and our teachers have to buy their own paper

[@Pass_The_Remote]

@@romancandleofthewild Even without that, any writing teacher worth their salt can detect a major change in writing style, so they could tell something was fishy.

[@nabashta5787]

Also, you got to give credit to the actors for acting. Like I think the greatest thing you can do as an actor is to act like you have no idea who you are. This is one of a few movies I have seen do that. It's amazing.

[@supervegito2277]

Theres also the whole "Act as a different actor" kind of thing, due to the bodyswaps thing, which you dont see often either Stargate SG-1 has a bodyswap episode, and the actors play each others characters damn well. RDA and Chris Judge playing each others character is the best part imo.

[@myoldhandlewasmadewheniwas9]

Okay, so I just found you today and can't stop watching these. I don't know why, maybe its the fact that this is all in good fun and not overly-aggressive/almost pretentious counterpart that other accounts make for EWW CinemaSins, but these are great. Keep it up

[@LahTahShuh]

I like when you take the sin off for him actually getting something right! 😆👍🏾

[@hunta3694]

Right as I was watching this, the original Jumanji started playing on my tv. This was too coincidental to not comment.

[@Th3Birdman]

So you should just pretty much drop everything and watch that movie. Too coincidental not to.

[@hunta3694]

Th3Birdman Lol. That is exactly what I am doing right now. It is also ending about an hour before I have to actually go somewhere! This is fate!

[@alphatangy4981]

Sinning the sinner, I like your content already mate.. Great video BTW ^^

[@Th3Birdman]

I'm glad you enjoyed it AlphaTangy (fucking sweet name by the way lol)

[@alphatangy4981]

Th3Birdman haha thanks 😊

[@joetown3922]

1:06...thank you for that massive nostalgic moment. Sony really needs to bring that back.

[@kylekoke6022]

Joe Town “I never look back darling, it distracts from the now”

[@uncle9215]

I feel offended that he didn’t get mad at Jeramy for adding a sin for a Robin Williams reference R.I.P Robin Williams

[@ayushthumbarathy3961]

I laughed out so loud of my room at "These kids might not even be born, then." It's 4 am in the morning and the neighbours are staring at me through their window.

[@planetruths1373]

Disclaimer: i hate cinema sins that's why i came here.

[@Th3Birdman]

Shivam Goundar haha we accept all. Even if you hate me, eventually. Thanks for supporting the channel Shivam! Glad to have you

[@ZoanBlade90]

You're among friends, then. Welcome. =D

[@aiiv7839]

1:03-1:19 I'm not the only one! Holy shit, I loved the PS1 as a child! :)

[@kylekoke6022]

AI Iv no, obviously you’re not, otherwise it wouldn’t have become one of the best game consoles bout to put out ps5

[@aviva9757]

I've watched all of these type of videos you've made and I got to say I love this and cinemawins over cinemasins, amazing job!

[@kelgreen99]

Speaking on behalf of English teachers, who are awesome, trust me, we KNOW when you plagiarize. We JUST know. 😱😂

[@AlienBunnyRabbit]

Kel Green also if this is present day, there are programs to catch this sort of thing and she could have printed out a paper that was upload online.

[@kelgreen99]

Hooks and Stitches Sure, I could use a program. That's easy. I much prefer an older-schooler (ha haaah) way of catching my students. I especially love the shock on their faces, then the denial and finally, the acceptance & explanation of what they did. I'm like Oprah giving out zeros instead of new cars yo!😹😹😹😹👴

[@AlienBunnyRabbit]

Lol!!! Nice!

[@whiterabbit75]

@@kelgreen99 _You_ get a zero! And _you_ get a zero! And _you_ get a zero!

[@dylanmcnab3479]

my teachers always said that they can recognize your individual writing style, can you confirm whether or not this is true.

[@DonEBrooke32]

5:15 i wonder though if/when they make another Jumanji film, will they actually show us what'll happen when a player dies in the game. cuz that'd be so awesome. like, if they're wrong and that if they die in the game, they simply just get transported back to real life and they can't re-enter the game until everybody else wins the game.

[@sarribrox4784]

I have been benj watching your vids and this is what makes me so mad about KZbin, somebody who clearly has lots of talent and puts lots of time into videos gets 1/1000 the amount of views or recognition as bigger channels feeding people absolute trash, sadly lots of people like trash, I’m not saying cinema sins is trash he’s great, just saying you deserve recognition, keep up the great work, everything else will come

[@johnrodriguez8576]

that WWE ending though hahahaha great shit bro

[@Th3Birdman]

John Rodriguez I knew you’d like that haha

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

7:00 Jeremy has never played Assassin's Creed 2

[@kingacr1430]

Yo the first response to cinema sins had me rolling LMFAO

[@Th3Birdman]

Allen Reed lol that Dexter’s Laboratory tho!!

[@fermintenava5911]

7:13 Also: Rhinos are famous for having terrible sight. So even IF he could see what they see, nothing would come from it.

[@0mr.nonsense0]

So the character that plays a metalhead in the movie becomes Nick Jonas inside Jumanji? Also, Nick Jonas. DING

[@carlosortizii1665]

8:16 To be fair, they have said Jumanji more than a dozen times throughout the film.

[@SuperSpiritfilled]

Love this I saw it in my recommended tab... AND I ALREADY LOVE IT!

[@subjectdelta4758]

I love how disappointed he sounded when Jeremy didn’t say “Roll credits!” XD

[@CaptainAceOfSpades]

1:05 CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS....

[@nixonjones9543]

Slow clap for the Rock's theme song at the end....!!!!!

[@kingacr1430]

Loved this whole episode

[@brigidtheirish]

When I got in trouble at school back in the '90s, I was sent to the principle's office. Thankfully, he was a cool guy who recognized I was fundamentally a good kid, just... different. So we hung out and talked. Technically wasn't detention, though. Closest to detention I ever got was being sent to the S.T.O.P room (elementary school version of detention, I guess) where I had to stay until I wrote an apology for mouthing off at a kid who'd been hassling me. There is no justice.

[@jester1578]

I realize that this video is 4ish years old but I thank you for the nostalgia high of the OG PS start up screen

[@busterb2958]

4:30 “These guys revert to movie rules when it comes to aiming.” “Have you ever seen Uncharted?” Have you ever played Uncharted 4? Those enemies shoot you to shit even on normal difficulty

[@tyrondacoleman2694]

I loved the Dextor Laboratory reference in the beginning N The Rock's theme song at the end lol 😂😂😂😂

[@kelgreen99]

Bout time Bird replied to my insights. "I mean come on!!"

[@ManoaPlascencia]

The ending had me like YESSSSSSSSSA

[@jonesinator47]

5:05 Jeremy and Birdman miss an opportunity for a Sword Art Online Joke

[@DontEatTheFoodtv]

Just found this series man this is why i stopped watching Sins and exactly how i feel..binging these from old to new..this is so Satisfying..THank you so much!!!

[@AshuGholkar]

Can I start my own channel to sin you? You'd probably only get like two sins from me but we have to go deeper!

[@Th3Birdman]

Ashu Gholkar lmao I’m not popular enough for anyone to care but sure! No channel is without sin 🤣

[@kimmarie6440]

Th3Birdman viva la sins!!!!!

[@reddevil9312]

But who sins the sinner of the sinner?

[@totalhufflepuff203]

@@reddevil9312 Apparently A shy Golkar.

[@petrhamera9399]

can i sin you

[@brinestein1215]

This feels weird after they re uploaded this.

[@Th3Birdman]

Right? I said the same thing...lol

[@forrestthroughdatrees]

Zoology is pronounced Zo-ology. If it was “zoology” as you say, it would be spelled zooology. I did take the class and that was one of the first things we learned. That’s all, but good vid.

[@adambaker549]

Forrest Wilms i watched his clips out of order and laugh every time he points out a mispronunciation seeing he did it for Thor's hammer

[@loganluther9207]

Unfortunately it's the English language, so the common pronunciation is accepted

[@Michae89]

I think it's a difference between British English and American English. Jeremy says it with American pronounciation and Birdman with British one. Both are technically correct.

[@hystericallover5989]

who the actual fuck says “zoh-ologist”

[@ayushthumbarathy3961]

What's wrong with Zu-Vo-Lo-Gi

[@workingstiff0586]

1:16 So many memories attached to those sounds and loadup screens

[@parsa1372]

EA.??!? EAAAA??!! ELECTRONIC ARTS!!??

[@liamunic3297]

"Principals play an integral role in the education AND discipline of students these days"...... he's obviously not in school anymore lmao

[@chakchakswags]

Liam Unic honestly he was jus looking or a reason to sin which exposes the irony of the situation

[@liamunic3297]

Apple_Sauce_Inc a lot of the sins seemed like that huh

[@stircrazyvidz8530]

You really kicked Cinema Sins butt this time especially at the end. Good for you Birdman

[@VinegarAndSaltedFries]

Board games are in a Golden Age,with over 3000 new Boardgames coming out every year. Hasn't quite caught on in America as much, but around the world a lot of great games are being made and played. I.E. Riot games creators of LofL made a board game in 2016 that is amazing. Check your board game info.😁

[@Th3Birdman]

American channel, sinning american channel, about american movie, set in america... ...yes, let's read up on other countries to make this point...

[@VinegarAndSaltedFries]

Th3Birdman Currently 1 million 500,000 active users on BGG an American made website about board games with millennials being a large group of users...just saying lol. Keep up the great content man, earned a sub from me.

[@James_Bee]

I gotta agree with this point. I was also confused by birdman talking like nobody plays board games anymore. I used to have board game nights once a week. I know others that do this. Family members that still play board games. I had a friend that searched for old board games (and paid a lot of money for complete sets) just to bring to board game nights. People still love board games, they just aren't advertised much, if at all, in this age. Very sad, but definitely still a thing. About to be a father any moment now and will definitely be raising my son to appreciate them (hopefully he will).

[@AndreRhineDavis]

Yeah exactly, board games are still hugely popular. I've never met anyone who when I say "let's play a board game" is like "what? Board games are so old fashioned". Nah, they're like "cool! I love boardgames"

[@geofflodge2142]

As someone just recently out of highschool and a younger sibling still in highschool. Principals don't do much with the students, and even though he said rejects, there are usually like 5 or 6 people always in detention, and health teachers and gym teachers do handle the detentions. And while teachers recognize stuff like that, they have hundreds of students each semester, they remember the paper not the sentences, and those are only the really really good teachers. Schools definitely aren't as great as you seem to think

[@samanthag6512]

Geoff Lodge it depends on the school. all my old principals were very into the students lives and education they got. some were even teachers while they were principals

[@1Atlkid]

*Homer Simpson...hmmmmm* PlayStation Logo chime brought back some memories. So there is a reality where dude is still missing or since they would have found the game anyway would this still be a loop of some sort?

[@tonyacosta4574]

I still play board games clue is the best game ever

[@daren9774]

You need 2 keep making more of these 🙌

[@SupaflyProductions12]

That PS1 startup sound 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@vcf619]

Btw i'm glad your channel exist! If Geremy sees this, he might try to be more careful with his future works! (Love Cinemasins anyway)

[@jesusrox4u]

Me when hearing/seeing the sun involving “getting jiggy:” Wow, Jeremy’s right. An individual who was trapped in a game in 1995 wouldn’t have known of the word “jiggy” since it wouldn’t have been around in 1995 and thus the character using the word makes no sense. This is when CinemaSins uses the channel’s concept well by pointing out ACTUAL SINS in a movie. That’s amazing, Jeremy. Let’s give him a round of applause for knowing how to criticize media properly when he’s not a doofus at it. 👏👏👏👏👏

[@stonedkoopatroopa2891]

i swear to god the most satisfying shit is when the stars of the universe alligns and birdman unsins cinemasins for actually putting a cinemasin

[@t-greenrock404]

4:13 bro nice breakdown of the pan shot of the room.

[@dakid40777]

The end part with the rock wrestling theme song 🙏🏾 took me back to a happy childhood

[@Th3Birdman]

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@ryanseibles1908]

I’m sorry it’s all about that ps2 intro

[@GoddessGirl2121]

While I don’t see this as a sin it surprised me that Jeremy didn’t call the fact that there are technically 3 different versions of Alex a continuity error cause there totally were, there’s punk rock teen Alex, Nick Jonas Alex, and Colin Hanks Alex and he is literally the only character played by 3 completely different people and he’s called less nutty things continuity errors.

[@RobynReanimates]

3:45 was my favorite, clever subtitle joke

[@SpringDavid]

Jumanji *starts with "welcome to the jungle"* _this pleases the nut_

[@omarto9748]

Has to be the best outro ever!

[@ajerqureshi6411]

Yes, teachers give graded papers back to their students, but they also make COPIES of student papers to...for academic records and such. I've had a teacher who saved papers from previous students so that we can look at examples of great papers when we do an assignment.

[@skasktheslod924]

“Everything wrong with bird man: cinemasins (Jumanji)”

[@TheRealReVeLaTioN]

Damn it! Why can't i like this more than once?! 😆🍺🍻

[@ZoanBlade90]

1:15 (Deep Sigh) Like a big whiff of nostalgia. =D

[@MHBULLSFAN]

00:50 sounds like Jeremy is responding to your insult 😂

[@zephyrerazortail5478]

OMG that PS1 theme! I was 8 in '95 and basically grew up with PS. Thank you for the nostalgia.

[@henriquecarballoaranha9100]

7:55 Jeremy complains about the movie's jumps beeing too high by exemplifying it with sound effects from Mario, which is a game. Almost as if this entire movie also took place in a game or something.

[@JobiWan144]

Wow, love the Rock's WWE theme for the outro!

[@higuys6132]

0:48 People who’s mum won’t let them on the console

[@GamingNationShm]

7:51 That surprised me. Pleasant to hear.

[@sloppyphart7879]

You dissing board games? Last I checked, EVERYBODY loves to torture themselves and their friends with monopoly.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

I never understood the end of that movie, after all in the original Jumanji, the children never retained any knowledge of the game they played, are the rules different for these teens because they were inside Jumanji instead of playing it in the outside world?

[@lahlybird895]

Of course he didn't roll credit that moment! First of all that one word has been used in the movie A whole ton so far! And secondly it would have to include the term welcome to the jungle for him to roll credit it

[@MrBainbridge94]

The feels man, that PlayStation start up hits hard. 🔥

[@pizza_person12]

0:37 bro i never noticed this kid wore a Metallica "and justice for all" shirt he has some great music taste

[@carlwarts4740]

Hey LOVE your channel, you ROCK dude (mad love to cinemasins but you've met your match)

[@jessicaw.6961]

1:20 who remembers when the voice said "PlayStation"?

[@workingstiff0586]

I do

[@harveyjennings811]

I agree with the sin about the principal on detention duty. That shit's ALWAYS the PE coach.

[@cyl_genderfluid-furry]

I like how the actor who played the principal in this also played Shaun in The Good Place. (Edit): 1. I forgot to mention that I think the one who played Sean from The Good Place could make a good Agent Coulson. 2. Humans are different from animals by their ability to realize that they might be the problem. I forget what it's called, but humans have the unique ability to experience suicidal ideation, while other animals can't. Also, I think it's funnier to have this pointed out as the what makes someone human, as opposed to compassion and thinking Ben Afflek is a good screenwriter. The Daredevil movie gave me symbolically metaphorical cancer, in the form of an intensely distressed mental state. Also, I feel like it should be noted that orcas can mourn other orcas dying, and carry them on their backs while swimming. I didn't think they could do the latter.

[@gamingjoker17]

This movie was a pleasant surprise

[@andrewdowns3673]

Last Sin: Also, this is clearly a callback/continuity of the first movie with Robin Williams with how the two kids still were born and met Alan. So sinning the movie for accurate continuity is a sin to you Jeremy.

[@MahoganytownXD]

That PSOne opening gave me anxiety

[@AgntFL]

My mother is a high school principal, and she is extremely active with the student body

[@Th3Birdman]

Tell your mother I said thank you for her service to the community. They do not get enough love.

[@MultiSmash13]

Insinuating that we understand time travel at all *ding*

[@andre_601]

2:02 Another thing Jeremmy may not consider is, that perhaps copies of the students work are kept to prevent plagiarism. I mean when I was in school, we had to scan and upload our assay to a national school cloud-system, so that it could be checked if we plagiarised work or not... So why shouldn't that be the case back then?

[@michaeliv284]

I had the original PS1 when I was very young. That start up noise is like meeting an old friend

[@DrDolan2000]

The Last Guardian is a nice touch. Cultured

[@Angivel]

The PSX boot up sound is still the best to this day. I have it as notification on my phone for PS-app

[@albertlofling7310]

the last one still makes no real argument why its bad. I mean yea its an alternate timeline, one that they could just not exist in

[@Ho-oh-Nut]

i like how this video is older than Jeremy's video because Jeremy reuploads his videos years later to make more ad revenue

[@Melanco001]

Dude, you deserve soooo many more subs is crazy.

[@dylanwerelius7550]

8:30 Cinemasins missed the opportunity for an actual sin here. In the original Jumanji, when the game is completed, time resumes back to when the original players started playing the game, and the kids that joined in the game and released Alan didn't remember anything about it.

[@cravonomire9971]

Wait, what? The kids from the first movie definitely remember all that happened. I distinctly remember a scene at the end where they chuckled about it.

[@SyberianVG]

3:10 >Jefferson Seaplane I'm sending my agent, codename "White Rabbit", to investigate this reference