Everything Wrong With Fantastic Four In 15 Minutes Or Less

Before Spider-Man 3, Green Lantern, or most of the modern "bad" superhero films... there was Fantastic Four. And its badness still holds up well to this day. We went looking for sins, and yeah... it took a while.
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[@mannersmakythman]

just remember that this is the best fantastic four movie of all time

[@kierans5583]

yup

[@insertwittynamehere1411]

That 1994 film was better than the godfather

[@tobychivers1268]

Char Rar what about the incredibles?

[@actionjackson3522]

Toby Chivers The Incredibles is the best Fantastic Four movie. If only the Fan4stic film had emulated it

[@WillMcFarland]

Silver Surfer is better than the fist in the duology but still bad, while ... Fant4stic is .... different, kinda like apples and oranges ... but ... actually has more character development, objectively, because they don't get their powers 10 minutes in. It straddles the line of serious and ridiculous so it fails, while this older one just embraces the ridiculous ... case in point, 4stic gave a real life anchoring to the phrase "clobering time" instead of just saying fuck it and making it ridiculous like as in the comics ... still this was following the trend of movies like Dark Knight taking campiness and going serious ... so I like the first 1/3 of 4stic enough to say its better than this 100% pile of garbage ... but end of the day, a superhero team-up in which everyone gets different powers from a single event is just not going to work in a movie today ... independent origin stories for team-ups is the way of the future and every Fantastic Four movie has been a waste of money and a waste of countless of hours of work and viewing

[@madisonw506]

"You know, it'll be really interesting if they ever find a way to put the Fantastic Four and Captain America in the same movie." I laughed way too hard. XD

[@TGFan101]

Steve/Johnny would have an identity crisis

[@OwenLeeJuan]

+Joe Blow Dont forget that Ben Affleck also played himself and a different character in the same exact movie

[@alexc.t.9837]

Madison Skywalker unfortunately they would most likely put the new human torch in that movie rather than chris evans....plus if any movie were to have both in it it woul be the upcoming avengers movie,infinity war.

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Not to mention, Cap would say "LANGUAGE!" every time Johnny swears

[@raul2169]

Mohammed Jawid well.... it's happening

[@7sixreese]

Crazy how this The Thing looks better than the 2015 version..

[@Ash-ww8xg]

2015's The Thing looked like chocolate icings...

[@insertwittynamehere1411]

+Ashwin Vijayaraghavan with no cock!

[@Ash-ww8xg]

Lol yeah

[@bigbruno2232]

The 2015 I did like a little better cause he was much bigger and chunkier though at times he looked like Kentucky fried chicken.

[@ivarsnorrijonsson8377]

This one just looks like rubber

[@GeorgeMonet]

What super powers did the flowers get?

[@noahstrand1644]

lol

[@MURFGAMING1228]

The powers of Super Man. All of them. Problem is, they don't have brains, so they can't really do anything with them.

[@ctemp3246]

GeorgeMonet I'm told Undertale happened then

[@MURFGAMING1228]

Darth Lttl Actually that is much more comical.

[@davediehler]

you know groot?

[@CerberusKnox]

I can't believe I have to call this the good Fantastic Four movie now.

[@Dmoore2084]

you can do what i do and just call incredibles the good fantastic four movie

[@2wingo]

CerberusKnox No, "The Incredibles" is the good Fantastic Four movie.

[@Dmoore2084]

2wingo beat you to it :)

[@1mezion]

I know exactly what you mean and I thought it couldn't get any worse

[@Nothing_serious]

LaserLance125 GFS The movie is shit

[@keirnonmcdermott5095]

stan lee has said that they purposely made characters have the same letter first and last names to help him remember them back in the day. Sue Storm Scott Summers Peter Parker Reed Richards Bruce Banner Otto Octavius Matt Murdock Pepper Potts Curt Connors J Jonah Jameson Stephen Strange... i'm sure there are more.

[@masterchiefreclaimer3130]

+David Silva its stark idiot

[@keirnonmcd1996]

+David Silva shit. I forgot that because 100% of the characters aren't like that, it means it's a false statement. Damnit. Stan Lee lied to me! Golly Jeepers, what a fool I've been!

[@iankopeski2831]

+David Silva ok Raj.

[@cheesefisherman4489]

Illiteration helps memory which is why movies like to use it

[@lunettesdurdu4233]

i never understood that before

[@memator1996]

I actually loved this movie as a kid

[@questionmarc4208]

Mehmet Erdem I love you Mehmet. or should I say Bojack?

[@etherean369]

Me too😩

[@MostMorose]

Same

[@chrisallie2224]

No worries mister ed

[@bzuku9554]

i remember i never liked it when i was younger. watched it again and still don't like it lol

[@Sunprism]

Fun Fact: The postman that Stan Lee plays has a name in the comics, Willie Lumpkins. He was the loyal postman for the FF for years, tried to join the team because he could wiggle his ears, and is actually the character that Stan Lee said he most wanted to be

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

remember people: This is the BETTER FILM.

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

Bro. I mean with the Fantastic Four.

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

***** I mean with marvel, damn it.

[@its1899]

+Riki Kage disney sucks ass

[@Lonelyenglishgirl]

+Oskari Eronen you must have had a fun childhood

[@rockeshacarney7547]

+Oskari Egdvfronen th gg!

[@danizarauza]

Actually every member of the Fantastic Four has 2 powers: Sue Storm/Invisible Woman: Invisibility and Force Fields Johnny Storm/Human Torch: Fire Body and Flying Ben Grimm/The Thing: Rock-Like Skin and Super Strenght Reed Richards/Mister Fantastic: Elasticity and Badass Grandpa White Hair

[@Silentgunner555]

Axe Dyke Let's give Richards a third ability: The longest dick in the world!

[@dillonsteele7829]

Just because something changes your appearance dosent mean that's a super power

[@Silentgunner555]

Dillon Steele I think a giant dick is an exception

[@dillonsteele7829]

Well sure

[@TallMist]

+Dillon Steele If you're talking about The Thing looking like a rock, it kinda is a power, from one point of view. It makes you less vulnerable to the things that regular skin is vulnerable to. If you're talking about Reed Richards' dick... Yeah, I'm gonna just... Not. XD

[@Actile1]

Considering the time this movie was made, I actually found it to be a good movie. Sure, the plot has holes, but I honestly saw it as a kid's super hero movie. Plus, I really liked the cast. I think all the actors matched the characters. I thought the Thing was well made, too. And this Dr. Doom wasn't bad, either. I liked the way his powers showed in this film.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

Me too. I actually didn't mind it then, it's still ok now. the reboot was pretty bad though.

[@etherean369]

I also actually really like this movie. The latest one was just a bore.

[@shriharihudli8596]

Compared to the recent reboot, this is a freaking masterpiece.

[@jamescoombs3329]

I agree, but I wish that the new one had more time with the superheroes

[@yoda908]

Best FF4 live action so far. Be interesting to see how they are handled in the MCU.

[@BNMusic2010]

I'm a welder and the only process in welding that would ever put out as many sparks as that is either plasma cutting or Oxy-Acetylene cutting. which is counter productive to the movie because that means that their actually disassembling the statue. which is a sin. or two or three. Ding

[@henrycoffey1207]

Cool. A welder. Did you ever get burned by the sparks?

[@JelloApocalypse]

11:09 "What circumcises would've led to you coming out to romantic New York City sights if you weren't already dating?" ...Fruedian slip?

[@TripleTiger100]

Remember our rule about commenting? DO- No, I'm just kidding.

[@SigurdKristvik]

JelloApocalypse I love your work!

[@MegaAlexc123]

Fuck You!

[@ottamotta]

Hi! Love your work!

[@katlicks]

More like JEW York!

[@TheNetherRegion]

Van Damme and Von Doom could could go back in time to save the 8th president Van Buren while listening to Van Halen, and stop Van Helsing from being made. That would be Van Tastic.

[@CinemaSins]

While living in a van... down by the river.

[@Deadlyshot57]

And hoping not to VAN...ish

[@littlebrownkid92]

CinemaSins well wearing vans

[@Mimyakko]

Throw a Van Gogh painting in there

[@Gaavcio]

They need to visit Vancouver first...

[@donavenhollow5709]

I'm giving 100 sins this episode of Cinemasins for giving more sins to the better F4 movie than the shittier new one.

[@jo-el1898]

You realise that the sin count does not matter

[@donavenhollow5709]

+Joel Wynter I'm still giving 100 sins either way.

[@Gearless13]

I'm Giving 1,000 Sins do to the fact that they gave A Sin to Jessica Alba Cleavage Also Adding another 1,000 because they gave a sin to a very lust full body of Jessica Alba which Lust is one of the 7 deadly sins so very cute play on words type Cliché

[@pw3714]

What? I didn't understand a word of this.

[@Memorex996]

The sins have no real value

[@empireh3x267]

The human torch meets captain America. Cap: Hey you look familiar Human Torch: Right back atcha handsome

[@kj7792]

Do you know he is single😋

[@EverythingFan02]

So if the machine replicates the storm and turns the human Ben back into the thing...could the machine give anyone random super powers?

[@acarter9806]

Probably. But we don't want this to become season 3 of Heroes.

[@eunchii15]

Aidan Carter That is the most accurate thing I've ever read.

[@najhoant]

EverythingFan02 So someone steals the technology and uses it to sell superpowers to anyone who can afford them. THERE'S your sequel

[@TheJayRizzelProject]

Aidan Carter omg I love this comment, and I hate the fact that they nerfed Peter 😒

[@acarter9806]

TheJayRizzelProject Peter was broken as hell. Sylar got away with it because he's a badass and he has drawbacks. Peter should have never got that sudden Mary Sue boost.

[@xstationo11]

Better than the 2015 reboot.

[@jmal1402]

U do not know

[@MrToolz.]

Snake Slayer 2000 ? You don't know if he hasn't seen it yet stupid. I have and he's absolutely right

[@FIRENICEWOLF]

Put this with captain Mercia and then two of the same guy !

[@marcconnolly4824]

***** FF2015 was the worst movie I've seen in 5 years. At least, as bad as this one was, it had a spirit of fun and tried to follow canon.

[@MultiHydralisk]

Marc Connolly And people HAD PERSONALITY. And the action got the job done.After the 2015 reboot....ugh...this version and the sequel are both a breath of fresh air.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Von Doom's company is so big that it built and owns a giant space station, but has so few sources of income that when a failed project that was never part of the company's budget or finances experiences a slight setback the stock price goes belly up? Also, this giant company that controls a space station is only just now issuing its first public stock?

[@shadowspoken]

Chris Evans way HOT in this movie

[@wyattlewis8559]

Sploosh

[@jeanmichellelaurent]

They all were sexy the fantastic four are why I’m Bi

[@kaeaja]

Technically, Sue's ability to turn invisible is directly related to her ability to create Force Fields. She basically uses a force field to bend light around her so that the light cannot intersect with her body, thus rendering her invisible because no light is hitting her, after all you can only see something so long as there is light on it, i know that is confusing but thats how her Invisibility works, she prevents light from interacting with her, thus rendering her invisible and uses her Force Fields to do that. If I remember the explanation correctly that is.

[@banoffee2691]

I love you

[@kaeaja]

MrBanoffeeCrunch Hehe aww, well what can I say, I like to research this sort of stuff :3

[@kaeaja]

***** Lul better to be a good lil nerd then some high school jock >:3 *Is basically quoting Reed Richards when that general was harping on him*

[@kiyokoha]

+Kaeaja That's a pretty awesome explanation. Well done.

[@theguywiththeglass300]

But if this applies then her clothes would also need to be invisible when she turns invisible

[@WavyMusic]

Oh boy CinemaSins is going to have alot of fun with the 2015 version of this movie

[@nadiyah7071]

Ha! Ikr? It was terrible, it has a lower rating than the original on imbd 😂😁😄

[@thomasbaron5367]

the whole reboot itself is a sin! lol I wouldn't be surpised if CinemaSins actually just streamed the movie with a continuous sin count sound throughout the whole movie xD

[@nadiyah7071]

I dont understand why they didn't just make the Fantastic Four 3 with the same actors. It probably would have done better than the new movie.

[@Friendlysociopath]

Ayesha Summers And that is probably the saddest part about the new movie.

[@owenpo1417]

***** Is it just me or is the new version basically the same thing as the first one? I mean if you ignore the space thing.

[@wardenm]

Why, WHY can't a movie manage to do a decent job portraying Doom? Such a great villian!

[@ineedboostsobad]

This needs more upvotes. I'm yet to see a proper Dr. Doom. Shit they even made a better Dr. Doom in the PS3 beat-em-up Marvel vs. Capcom where he only says one-liners before the fight. THAT was even better than in any movie so far. The fuck.

[@androzani84productions85]

Explain.

[@bruser526]

Movies are generally made for everybody to justify costs, MvC is a game that while anyone can enjoy, accuracy to Doom's character is a significantly reduced factor to that point. And while I don't even know if the game was made in-house or not, I'm willing to bet the people who made it were a lot more passionate about the source material than the guys that made this thing.

[@d-brothers3112]

One of the greatest villains in the marvel universe stuck in these terrible movies

[@harlequeenchannel]

I watched a video where the KZbinr suggested that if a new fantastic four is made, is to have Victor Von Doom in it... but just as Von Doom. Than in the second or third movie, show Von Doom transformation into Doctor Doom. It does make a lot of sense, as Von Doom is such a complex character and having him be the villain in the first movie is just too rushed.

[@dionnacarter293]

I fucking died when he said "Top. Men"

[@alyssaj8779]

On the nurse not telling Johnny about his temperature, she probably just thought that there were something wrong with the thermometer since if an ordinary person had a temperature of 200 degrees, they would be beyond dead. Hell, they'd be dead by the time you get to 120, or at least have severe brain damage. So it makes sense that she doesn't tell him about what seems to be an inaccurate reading.

[@chrisallie2224]

Tara Jones or she thought he was hot like what chicks always say about me

[@chrisallie2224]

And I know this comment of yours was 4 years ago

[@chrisallie2224]

Wikid Sk8er this sucks

[@dianabandicoot]

Dude he was just attacked by a cloud in space. Ofc she would tell him lol

[@glencoconut]

CinemaSins is gonna have fun with the 2015 reboot XD

[@Mike-eo1bw]

Glen Coco Haha itll be their longest video they will ever make

[@altokarhan9526]

***** They will probably just say And add 2432758437549769846988936 sins. 5 second video.

[@MoserTheHoser]

Alcool Man agreed. That they will.

[@altokarhan9526]

MoserTheHoser Auto correct came in and replaced big With beige -_- lel

[@Mike-eo1bw]

+Rubin Juwel The Lady was adopted

[@seriouswithdaysoff]

Ok but I love Stan Lee's appearance in this movie because he was an actual character and he looked like the person he was playing.

[@RetroTARDIS]

12:30 you realise that wasn't. flight failure... he sent a fireball up to try and trick the missle and turned off his own powers to try to stay hidden

[@ragingfiip]

HOW DARE YOU COUNT A STAN LEE CAMEO AS A SIN!!! RAAAWWR, NERD RAGE!!

[@TheVWarriors]

i THINK its because he's in (almost) every marvel movie. but i still dont think thats a sin, i think it shows how much the directors/actors love the characters and love stan. he doesnt get paid to do this, and he doesnt ask to do this

[@ragingfiip]

He only makes cameos in movies of characters he created or co-created (although he didn't appear in X-Men: Days of Future Past). That's why he didn't appear in movies like the Blade trilogy, the Punisher, or the Ghost Rider movies.

[@RevanNaut]

CinemaSins: We're not reviewers, we're assholes.

[@andrewdockrill]

I am not trolling when I say this but his cameos always annoy the shit out of me.

[@Big_Nate869]

TheVWarriors stan lee plays the role of the watcher

[@personM4N]

6:25 - "So why are Johnny and Ben suddenly able to just prance by all the cops too?" Johnny and Reed *ding*

[@personM4N]

personM4N Everything Wrong with Everything Wrong with Fantastic Four. Everything Wrong with-ception.

[@crisscrossam]

7:35 this is the only sin i disagree with. Stan Lee cameos should earn a like on the like counter also RIP Stan Lee

[@yochill1]

here is a good question why the thing have 4 fingers

[@MediumRareOpinions]

So if the machine can turn Ben back to normal and then back to being the thing again in that short time period, Why the hell does Ben live as the Thing on a day to day basis? Live as a human and change into the Thing when you go on missions!

[@thbzzproductions3496]

Not enough power. He needed Doom to change him the first time.

[@bluebaron207]

@@thbzzproductions3496 However, he changes back without doom's help

[@cjkalandek996]

@@bluebaron207 nothing makes sense in this film, but you could make the argument it takes more energy to reverse the effects of the cosmic storm than it takes to give someone super powers. After all, Reed tried it before Doom turned Ben to normal and all it did was momentarily throw his powers out of whack.

[@isyl2341]

There's a comic where Human Torch and Captain America fight..... I'll let y'all figure the rest of that out yourselves.

[@andrewdaly8458]

CGI lots ad lots of CGI

[@jackbailey1987]

I would assume because they're same actors? I don't know you tell me.

[@AstralMuffin105]

Jack Bailey They are, yeah. So it would be kind of awkward to do in the movies.

[@Daydreamroses]

too bad human torch isnt chris anymore

[@SwnyNerdgasm]

***** They're rebooting the FF but marvel doesn't have the rights to use them in the MU

[@HolyMuscleOfLove]

"why does Marvel hate epileptics?" It takes me just a few seconds of video to laught hard, with this dude...

[@danieltaylor7993]

This is hilarious but I would have to argue in Sue's defense. When she contained Johnny's Supernova she does it not just to protect herself but the people that would ultimately be destroyed. Basically Johnny's Supernova would have destroyed most of the planet had she not surrounded it. The issue is the same as that on the bridge when her powers first manifested because she was protecting others. And one trait that the Invisible Woman has demonstrated throughout the comics is her willingness to protect others. So, that's maybe the reason she couldn't hold herself against Dooms electric strike because it was targeting her and her only. So, one could say that the reason she couldn't hold Dooms strike was a lack of mental strength not physical. She had the power to stop it but the reason behind it wasn't great enough

[@jerQCote]

I get that this movie is bad, but it still holds a place in my heart because my grandma took me to see it instead of making me do my homework when I was little.

[@TheNabspro]

You need to do Everythin Wrong With High School Musical!

[@daenerystargaryen5260]

But.... there's nothing wrong with it...

[@zacharylahana2883]

Daenerys Targaryen no movie is without sin

[@anphuongnguyen1011]

Daenerys Targaryen Khaleesi!

[@ajortiz602]

Daenerys Targaryen Sin Count: 1 The movie exists along with two sequels and a spin-off.

[@Seraphiel29]

Joseph Ortiz That's worth 3 more sins then.

[@coralineparmentierpianist]

6:42 "That's not how fire works. This is from The Desolation of Smaug School of fire protection" HAHAHA

[@chananabips7009]

Stan Lee's cameo here is like that FedEx cameo HAHAHA

[@Friendlysociopath]

Food for thought, Ben can't use the elevator; meaning he walked down/up the stairs for both of those buildings.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Friendlysociopath Yes he can. Elevators are probably rated for 1500 lbs, the scale says Ben weighs around 400-500 pounds now.

[@Friendlysociopath]

GeorgeMonet The movie disagrees with you, Ben could not take the elevator alongside the others. Reid is a stick, Susan and Johhny are both on the lighter side as well- you want to say those 3 together make up nearly 1,000 pounds? Or that the makers weren't paying attention to proper weight? They made a point to have a scene where Ben could not use the elevator.

[@Dagenspear]

GeorgeMonet That's an elevator in the real world. In movie world it can be any weight as long as it's not contradicted by the movie itself.

[@carlharris4045]

Friendlysociopath maybe he just super jumped from one building to the other XD

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

Friendlysociopath i know 2 year old comment but when ben is on the table in the lab it puts his weight on screen

[@FlyingPoltato]

I actually liked this movie alot. And it was really alot alot better than the 2015 one. THE PEOPLE HERE HAD PERSONALITIES

[@joejunior5991]

BTW both Human Torch actors become more famous than most cast in Fantastic Four

[@therealtruevigil]

@@joejunior5991 jessica alba is pretty famous too

[@HeresorLegacy]

0:40 is actually really considerate of the comics, since in one issue the Watcher explains the powers of the F4 to be determined by their character traits, and presents an alternate universe where they have different powers, because their traits were differently interpreted.

[@kadajkortez6414]

Did anyone else get the Scott pilgrim at the end 🤣🤣 cinema sins you are class👏

[@SakuraAvalon]

I'm gone to defend the temperature thing. If his temperature is 209, but you can't see anything wrong with him, he's talking normally and showing no symptoms, it's highly reasonable to just assume there's something wrong with the device being used to take his temperature.

[@stephenlee1108]

"Because it's ANDREA!!" That cracked me up so good XD

[@Mars.95]

Stephen Lee i had to searched thru the comments to find this and 'like' it.

[@timothyfloogle]

I don't get the reference. ..

[@definitelynottommywiseau3037]

It's Andrea from The Walking Dead.

[@Kittymouth]

The Scott Pilgrim reference in the end-snippets-thing was my favorite part of the whole review.

[@Schiebelini]

And now I know why. Because it's ANDREA!! RUN!!!! Hahaha still the best one XD

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

I know the "the books doesnt matter" might also apply to comic books....but a sin for the names is a bit unfair, the names comes from the comics and therefore, the writers are with their hands tied in details like that.

[@sillybillybob123]

If you know that then what is the purpose of your statement?

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

that picking a sin on their names shouldnt count, numbskull xD

[@jasonjacksn]

It isn't the name its how it is introduced.

[@Frankthegb]

Even is he HAD meant the name (SPOILER: he didn't), movies change from the comic books ALL THE TIME. You've gotta get used to that. Hollywood doesn't make the movies to appeal to the comic readers.

[@WaddIes]

relax, its CinemaSIns

[@cytorakdemon]

The two things that make F4 suck ass. Jessica Alba as Sue Storm, I can't tell if she's not trying or if the writer/director just expected her to just look pretty in a catsuit. They cut waaaaaay too many corners when they were writing Dr. Doom. They skipped out on royalty, his technical expertise at building a suit of armor, and made him an idiot.

[@qbbrock6719]

I agree, the only good things of this movie: -Chris Evans -The final battle with Doctor Doom

[@cytorakdemon]

Q b b Rock Minus Jessica I think the rest of the cast did well. The final battle is cool, but it is waaaaay too short.

[@qbbrock6719]

Eric Coldfire lol, true

[@silverdragon122]

Jessica Alba as Sue Storm, I can't tell if she's not trying or if the writer/director just expected her to just look pretty in a catsuit. Well, she did look pretty in a catsuit, so I say all's well that ends well.

[@thisistheendpt2]

That and Alba in general. Oh, her going peroxide blonde in the sequel.

[@bammity9875]

7:36 R.I.P Stan Lee

[@anthonyhargis6855]

This one is the best so far. I love it!

[@sergiomoney101]

13:19 I think he forgot to mention that the cop next to the cop car is dead that explosion is way to huge for him to survive.

[@123Windigo]

YO PROSHOOTER xD

[@sergiomoney101]

Windigo123 WHA??!! Lol

[@TomboTime]

And believe it or not . . . . . the reboot is even worse.

[@TomboTime]

LaserLance125 GFS to quote the phenomenal film 'The Big Lebowski' "Well, that's just like . . . . your opinion, man."

[@bigrick3267]

+LaserLance125 GFS Yeah me too.The movie is getting all kinds of bad reviews, like people are really hating on it but I really didn't find it that bad, much better than the older ones like this.All in all it's say it's no where near the greatest superhero movie but I'd give it a solid 7/10, I still don't understand all the hate.

[@TomboTime]

see, here's why I think the reboots worse: It has ALL the same problems as the original FF movies but somehow it's even MORE boring. with all the problems of the Jessica Alba films, at LEAST they're bright and colorful, at LEAST it has a lighthearted tone, at LEAST it plays for laughs but doesn't shy away from seriousness. That is very much the attitude of the fantastic four. the new movie takes itself WAY too seriously. all the coloring has next to no saturation (aside from the neon green goop that Doom falls into), all the heroes ever do is brood and argue and sit around depressed and angsty when they SHOULD USE THEIR POWERS TO HELP PEOPLE, and ultimately much like these Alba films all the films about is a bunch of jackasses who get superpowers due to their own stupid mistakes, spend all of their time moaning about how hard their lives are and THEN at the end of the day they clean up their OWN DAMN MESS. So yes, all the same problems as these Alba films, but take away the color and lighthearted comedy for bleakness and god awfully slow pacing for a 2 hour snoozefest.

[@lucygrady2816]

+TomboTime nice rant buuuuut I couldn't be bothered to read it I guess your saying that the new fantastic 4 reboot is terrible and if that's so I agree

[@strahinjagov]

I knew the reboot was gonna suck the second I saw the trailer, so I wasn't surprised when it bombed.

[@wolf9walker]

7:19 cinemasins calls a firefighter a cop. DING*

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

I have a nostalgic live of this film. Everyone seems to genuinely enjoy working on this film.

[@leduke2797]

Stan Lee's cameos are not sins.

[@UltronPrime]

In fact you should take a sin or ten off for that

[@leduke2797]

Exactly

[@eontf2301]

Stan lee cameos are quite swaggy :-)

[@sangwalnsritawong9399]

8

[@eontf2301]

*9

[@8bitpixelbreakin]

I don't get one thing, if the "Thing" has his powers cured, then decided to go back into the machine to get them back, why didn't he get a different power? Does everyone only have a specific power they can have? Or did he find the rock monster setting.

[@springgreenfairy1383]

+Comic Sans MS i think he wanted to keep the same one so it doesnt confuse ppl.but u will still not get back together with ur ex-wife

[@comfortouch]

I wouldn't have dumped him, I would have renewed our vows.. A hard man is good to find, and keep!

[@fiddlefaddle1]

+Comic Sans MS I would suppose that the cosmic rays that alter his body also alter his dna and perhaps even if his former self was brought back there could be remnants of dna and thats why he went back to being the Thing..................good,eh?

[@SuperSongbird21]

That's a good theory - they've often used a variant of it in the comics. Plus, there were a couple of times they suggested that their powers reflect their personalities, ie Ben grew up in a tough neighbourhood where he was always trying to be the toughest, scariest guy on the block, so technically it's his own fault he turned into a rock monster.

[@Abdega]

comfortouch He will always have rock hard as and will be hard for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@daz5718]

Explaining the Fantastic Four characters: Mozzarella stick Water A chili Kentucky fried chicken A lovely and delicious meal

[@rpfcreates4476]

Wow, that shot of sue at 14:20 is crazyy lol

[@PuddingXXL]

also why the fuck did bens medical bed crushes under his weight but he can totally sit on a sofa???

[@backslash153]

I'll do an extra sin: 4,000 K is not the temperature of the sun. First: You can't really say "THE" temperature, since they're a lot of different temperatures inside and even outside the exact surface of the sun. Second: And even the lowest temperature of the sun, the surface temperature, is not around 4,000 but more around 6,000, exactly 5,778 K. And don't let me get started on that "supernova" shit in the movie...

[@TheEagle2111]

Yeah, that shit really annoyed me in the movie, was it really to hard for them to change it to 6000K and say "your as hot as the surface of the sun". Also fucking supernova, like seriously, out of all the things to choose, a fucking cosmic phenomenon that has enough power to rip apart small galaxies and create black holes.

[@rosestar1324]

All these comments tho.

[@Unethicist]

mrgeetah you are, if it is also night time.

[@thekamotodragon]

noxgta you do realize we can accurately measure the temperatures of the sun using math right.... I mean we don't have to BE there for us to know..... its the same way we know how far we are from the center of our galaxy (the black hole)...... www.ehow.com/how_8772276_calculate-average-surface-temperature-sun.html

[@FacelessOfficial1]

fuck...the Torch is the dude that plays captain america?? AND I'M FIGURING THIS OUT RIGHT NOW??? (one sin for me dude)

[@thesmolestcunj1058]

8:40 Am I the only one thinking of that he's only got 4 toes?

[@Power5]

only 4 fingers too. You must not be a scientist that understands the storms power to remove fingers and toes, to make it easier for the CGI team to create things.

[@UncleMikeNJ]

Johnny Storm is the Human Torch. He can fly. Why does he need a car? Ding.

[@hitmannik7079]

UncleMikeNJ Get tired,What if there like 3 of your buddies with you

[@diegovargas8375]

UncleMikeNJ You are a human. You have legs. Why do you need a car?

[@Abominatrix650]

UncleMikeNJ What if he doesn't want to keep burning all of his non-fireproof clothes every time he steps out of the Baxter Building. Also, we saw how he "flew" when the crowd asked for "something new" - it was for a few seconds and he fell out of it soon after. We didn't see him in controlled flight until Doom sent that rocket after him which was near the end of the movie.

[@mrlabeouf9002]

Why does spiderman use motorcycle?

[@supervanilla101]

"Because chicks dig the car!"

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Chris Evans is not playing Captain America in this movie. +1

[@oliviagamboa3602]

I only watched this because of Chris Evans ;)

[@ayushshah2103]

Olivia g I only watched because of Jessica Alba 😍

[@SiNKarnage]

Olivia g What the video or the movie?

[@oliviagamboa3602]

Yamato Sam the movie lol

[@ayushshah2103]

Olivia g lol

[@tostadorafuriosa69]

me 2 no homo.

[@ashleylam764]

omg the mention about "why sue" SENT ME

[@Supsupwassupshorty]

If these keep getting longer we will get 30 min long video's by the end of the year. I wouldn't mind at all to be honest

[@SuperHothead14]

Or MST3K style cinima sins where he puts the whole movie up and just riffs through it.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Atleast they'll be able to fit really shitty movies in one video, like the Super Mario Bros movie. I want a half hour long cinema sins, though it might break the sin counter.

[@anoobys]

20-30 Minute Cinema Sins videos would be awesome. . . so they can point out more sins. Better than 4-6 minutes videos.

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

SuperHothead14 While that would be awesome, not sure how that would work in terms of copyright because it'd be the full movie and even though they'd be talking over it, you would still be watch a full free movie. I mean they've had to re-upload a few of their videos now, posting the whole movie wouldn't last that long. :P

[@krsgator]

Or a live-stream pointing things out?

[@darkness2121]

Do Everything Wrong With Fantastic Four 2015 when it out on DVD

[@jd2192]

darkness2121 How high do numbers go tho?

[@tennisaddict2157]

The video is gonna last like... Movie duration.

[@0215MADman]

darkness2121 Why bother asking? I bet if they had 0 people asking for it, they'd still do it, because it's a boring fucking movie.

[@anthonyj4735]

+Maju Mundur Why would anybody want to do that?

[@singingislife6449]

It's going to be with more sins than fifty shades of grey

[@mega7070]

I can't believe you didn't sin the fact that they go from getting hit by a storm in space to *immediately* being on earth with no explanation of what happened at all. 😂

[@somebodyoncetoldme5799]

9:39 yeah, a guy that clearly doesn't like you creepily walks up to you in an empty parking lot. What's the worst that can happen?

[@TheSaltyRice]

I still imagine that this movie takes place between Capt America and The Avengers and is about Steve Rogers and his stupid adventures in our time.

[@RIDDICK0911]

What...

[@bangdingow396]

RIDDICK0911 The actor Chris Evans played Johnny Storm in both of Fox's FF movies, and he also has a six-picture contract with the marvel cinematic universe portraying Captain America.

[@RIDDICK0911]

meddy1100 thx Captain O, but that comment still makes no sense.

[@TheSaltyRice]

RIDDICK0911 how does it make no sense? Capt. America wakes up in our time and disguises himself as Johnny Storm and he experience stupid shit with the F4 until Nick Fury calls him for the Avengers.

[@RIDDICK0911]

Hans Gruber you'd make a great comic writer in 60s.

[@romiarkan450]

One more sin: This Johnny Storm later becomes Captain America for some reason and suddenly Fantastic Four series is gonna get rebooted soon.

[@thomasbaron5367]

and the reboot is going to kill the franchise like The Amazing Spider-Man did to the Spider-Man franchise -_-

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

+Thomas Baron It didn't kill the franchise. The character is going to be in Avengers 3 and probably will get another reboot. Also Spiderman 3 killed the franchise. Amazing Spiderman tried to save it only for Sony to sabotage the sequel.

[@thomasbaron5367]

darkfur3 The "Amazing" Spider-Man movies sucked!

[@Usernamesdontmatter1]

Thomas Baron Nope 2 sucked. Honestly 1 was a better movie than any of the raimi films.

[@thomasbaron5367]

darkfur3 1 was ok, but I still prefer Toby MaGuire over Andrew Garfield

[@empressink_]

unpopular opinion but i've always loved this movie. and contrary to what everyone else thinks, i think julian mcmahon played a pretty good victor von doom. i thought his costume was cool and loved his voice towards the end. wouldn't mind watching this again.

[@SiNKarnage]

You forgot to add 1 sin counter of when Richard saved that Fire Fighter and his suit stretched along with his body even tho its fabric wasnt made elastic

[@honjabee]

Come on CinamaSins everyone knows that force fields go hand-in-hand with invisibility! It's one power lol

[@RussoolMishir]

So why can't Jean go invisible?

[@rosestar1324]

Yeah that's what I was thinking. And hey, doesn't Susan just make invisible fields with her mind that she can shape around her to turn her invisible. That's why in the comics you don't see them unless being emphasized?

[@luizcastro5246]

rosestar1324 bro if you block light you wont go invisibru you will actually look black because you are blocking the light behind you to the person in front of you

[@TheDragon9157]

i am a man actually, you would look completely white and probably blind everyone. if the field absorbs light and doesnt let it out then she wouldnt be able to see. therefore, we can only assume that the powers are completely unrelated

[@crappyusername69]

i am a man It is a good thing she doesn't block light to turn invisible, the fields bend the light to let you see what is behind her when looking at her. Making her appear invisible.

[@rhettgedies7467]

1:14....Stan Lee explained that the reason he named many of his characters with first and last names that start with the same letter was so that he could remember them easily XD.

[@Skyesbeautifuldream]

Don't complain to Stan Lee about that I did once and he signed my comic: To Tyler. Also I'm not allowed to call him Stan either.

[@rhettgedies7467]

I'm not complaining. I'm explaining. Tyler White

[@Skyesbeautifuldream]

I'm not complaining to you I'm just letting you now so he can sign your comic book: To my good friend Rhett, from Stan Lee, Excelsior. Also, after he takes you out for gelato he'll let you call him Stan.

[@josmargarcia7964]

Tyler White tf?

[@steeledminer616]

Tyler White Referencing Big Bang Theory ftw!

[@mavendeo]

Perfectly editted Ben Grimm with Edna Mode's voice is perfectly editted and completely hilarious.

[@hiimbrandonk4575]

my uncle is in this movie as an extra

[@gabrielna2346]

Sorry about that your uncles in a crummy movie

[@horaciosi]

I am so sorry

[@misplacedatoms7189]

That's so cool

[@thefilmwatcher1302]

gabriel n/a This is actually a cool movie. I don’t see what the problem is. Granted, I’m just a lax, uninformed teenager, but at least tell me what everyone’s beef is with this film.

[@Mandalore863]

Man, I would much rather forget that Chris Evans was ever involved in these fucking movies. He's an excellent Captain America, so that's what I'll always remember him most for.

[@warwatcher91]

Hey don't worry there's a reboot coming. But look at it this way: Chris's performance as Captain America is a testament to how far he's come as an actor.

[@WilliamDoheny]

Check out How Captain America Should Have Ended. The beginning is hilarious!

[@Jakuuu]

Yeah this is what I remember when everyone says Ben Affleck will be a shit Batman, because he was in Daredevil, but it worked out for Chris Evans, so we'll see

[@soren7550]

Don't worry, at least it seems like Chris Evans doesn't even really remember these films anyway.

[@JDExists]

BulletBill96 Hell, Affleck wasn't even a terrible DD. That movie is just bad.

[@Sirwest299]

Still a better movie than The Avengers.

[@masonsargent745]

Wrong

[@silverdragon122]

Please.

[@itskelvinn]

The first hour of Avengers is filled with horrible acting and cliches. The second half is something only your inner 5-year old would enjoy.

[@musicalnotextr]

While I like this movie as a guilty pleasure, I'm sorry but MARVEL'S THE AVENGERS was bettter

[@blacksage2375]

Weak Troll is Weak.

[@MB-ii8di]

12:47 they couldn’t even get someone better looking for the stunt double

[@kristinrandall2681]

These NEVER fail to make me laugh! 😂😂😂

[@BrandonDecamillo229]

johnny storm got two powers as well fire and flight

[@hermaeusmora2945]

That's what i thought but they don't seem to be separate because he can't fly when the fire is turned off.

[@BrandonDecamillo229]

good point, never thought of that

[@rosestar1324]

Yeah. I think he just uses fire to fly and doesn't necessarily have the power of flight like what Hermaeus said. Heat rises.

[@hermaeusmora2945]

rosestar1324 Is that how he flies, heat rises? I've wondered for years how fire makes him fly!

[@mstrainjr]

Hermaeus Mora Through the power of FICTION.

[@jsqoou]

At 6:24 Jeremy mistakes Reed for Ben. Ding.

[@jasonchilado]

I noticed that too!

[@ashantirobinson7692]

Oh my god!

[@VhanchyShu]

6:56 The guy in the back is so in to the scene, his head is in sync with his clapping.

[@cooldriveone]

14:11 - U can add one more sin. The sign in russian says: "A Head of the leg finger"

[@AlejandroDeLaRosa05]

Loved the family Guy reference at the end XD

[@morerobotwarscontent1476]

that might make more sense. I tend to not watch the bits at the end so didn't see it.

[@morerobotwarscontent1476]

Yeah sorry about that. I was wrong.

[@morerobotwarscontent1476]

I've seen alot of people on the internet and real life think the top men thing was made by family guy and it just makes me so mad. I hope you can accept my apology.

[@whisperienced]

Calum Hay That's the first ever apology on the internet. Congratulations sir, you are a pioneer.

[@ericcastillo9424]

Does anyone else was waiting for a Kool Aid reference?

[@hiitting]

-1 sin for Chris Evans. Yes, I am a girl.

[@TakuroSpirit]

JustAPixel Pff, I'm a guy and I agree.

[@antenna_prolly]

JustAPixel Minecraft? I'm afraid I have to revoke your -1.

[@kenny9582]

Tona V. lol

[@king_big_pp]

JustAPixel Hotter in Captain America tho

[@SofianaRiana]

+Tona V. Oh come on. Really?

[@CNRhKXtreme]

The one good thing about this movie: it made me re-watch The Shield so I could see Michael Chiklis at his best.

[@platonicbuu7454]

This is, by far, one of your better ones. lmao. i can tell when you really realllly don't like a movie

[@FelleaFish187]

After watching so many of your videos now every time I watch a movie I ramble on about how dumb some things of it is.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!

[@ColeConCon]

You and me both

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Considering that I normally don't watch movies unless it's a Kaiju flick or something really good in the realm of Sci-Fi/Horror, this actually got me to watch movies again for the exciting feeling of finding CinemaSins.

[@luizcastro5246]

we are all some waht infected whit his thought process :(((

[@kingnickgaming]

what is this channel doing to us :(

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

Making us think. I'll take that any day over just blindly starring at Michael Baysplostions and being awwed and oooed by the special effects and laughing at the 1-Dimensional jokes.

[@ScyrousFX]

8:33 Invalid. People can write with their eyes closed, so not being able to see what he's writing doesn't mean he can't write it down all the way over there.

[@LlorracTN]

I was thinking that

[@jackryan9183]

I also thought that..

[@ScyrousFX]

mrgeetah I don't think he was, to be honest.

[@jeffzalonka]

But the scene was stupid. Why would he stand that close if he can stretch out his limbs. Staying back far enough to see the entire board and stretch your arms forward instead of sideways would have been smarter.

[@rosestar1324]

jeffzalonka yeah

[@niranjanr8075]

13:06 It’s more worse. He wouldn’t have been able to use the elevator so he would’ve had to walk

[@Gamer1288]

12:53 I wonder if that machine can give ordinary people superpowers seeing as it gave Ben his powers back after he lost them?

[@enemyofbathing7418]

I don't know if anyone mentioned this, but the reason so many Marvel characters have matching initials (Peter Parker, Reid Richards, Matthew Murdock, etc.) is because Stan Lee had a hard time remembering names, and, by matching them up like this, he was able to more easily remember his characters. And, of course, it would be far too divergent from the source material to make their names more realistic in the movies, so such names remain. Wonderful video, though. I hope you do the 2015 Reboot.

[@TheSlickkEffect123]

"The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat" xD I lost it there

[@ffnendhgrgd]

12:20 the same thing that happens to everything else

[@civil_villain]

"The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now." Just... just perfect.