Everything Wrong With Kick-Ass In 7 Minutes Or Less

[@klayman2]

it's hard to give movies like kickass sins for "cliche's" when it's based on a comic book that was meant to be over the top.

[@mitroxide3371]

+RoyalGaming no its not. he just did it!

[@Spacejellow]

Seriously? Noone is mentioning that the Armenian guy was diving head first down the building but was then lying on his back when he hits the car?

[@akouaviawouga8341]

No because he survived that ...

[@martinhowser4094]

Nunnha B : Triggered much?

[@halley6903]

Martin Howser S a r c a s a m

[@5mombo]

@@martinhowser4094 It's a joke from the video 😂😂

[@bjornervig3795]

Only racists say racist and don't use Myspace.

[@ciaran1278]

What is really wrong with this movie Quicksilver's best friend is Quicksilver.

[@danielsummerton2259]

Im really slow, but this fact blew me

[@hujan1744]

You didn't see that coming?

[@geeohdeethree6ixfive802]

I just need to know who that is in your profile picture. Anyone? Any idea? Let a nigga know.

[@picallo1]

My biggest problem with this movie has and will always be hitgirl. I know everyone LOVES her, but as a father of a little girl of similar age their blows dont really hurt adults as much as this movie would suggest. Ive been hit many times, on accident with alot of things and hands and feet in various areas. It just makes me upset.

[@presidentapelincoln9231]

I was gonna say something about that

[@gringgles2633]

this movie has both actors that will go on to play Quicksilver

[@zephyrash]

_You_ _didn't_ _see_ _that_ _coming?_

[@heyhondo]

WHOA! Insert Keanu meme! A kick-ass band from Glasgow performs "The Hit Girl" (1 sin cause no connection to movie): kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKvWYnawjqmohqc

[@lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198]

Hahhaa

[@mrbnational7373]

Movie sin counter label does not appear until midway through the fourth sin. Ding.

[@jarrett4154]

I Didn't Notice That

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Must be running Windows 7 XD

[@hornitako7006]

Kronie Windows XD

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Nam Huynh Let's do Windows XP or Linux, we'll be fine :D

[@anonymouspersonsaccount610]

Guy says the sin label comes on the 4th sin when clearly it comes on the 3rd sin .Ding

[@goncman]

Say what you wanna say about kick-ass, but that intro is hilariously incredible

[@furqansiddiqui8129]

Trueeee 😂

[@thesprawl2361]

Fuck off racist kermit

[@wereismomocd1199]

🤣

[@riverbedassie5204]

Hospitals never reveal patients identities, its a policy.

[@lonestar6709]

They can report the name as a person of interest though. Then it's up to the police to find them.

[@westsideoutlaw956]

Hippa is the law you’re referring to

[@herculejoestar5809]

With two exceptions if the person is involved with something illegal or are a danger to themselves amd others they have to report to police

[@rhyzzo_]

Also If you’ve seen the movie Dave said that he begged the paramedic to not tell anyone about it

[@--------352]

@@rhyzzo_ that is some bullshit and would never fly in court

[@shawnparkspost]

It is funny how they say that we never find out why Kick-Ass tells Rasul to leave Katie alone, but in the voice over Kick-Ass says that Rasul gave Katie a black eye.

[@rickzepeda9298]

Exactly 😂

[@OB-806]

My one single criticism is that we DO find out what Rasul did to Katie. In Dave's voiceover he specifically said "she didn't want an apology for the black eye he gave her, or the money back that she gave him" So he stole from her and punched her in the face. I mean, you watched this movie multiple times and never heard that bit of narration?

[@tonygomez8407]

XD lol this channel used to be kool...now he's juss a douche

[@ArchaicStigma]

He didn't punch the girl and give her a black eye that's BS and she didn't owe him money either go find the quote on IMBD and stop BSing.

[@OB-806]

Chris Pie All I gave you the quote. If you watch the film, you'll hear it. I'm pretty sure it's even in the video for fuck sake.

[@LucisFerre1]

Everything wrong with everything wrong with kickass.

[@spacepope87]

I was about to comment about the black eye thing! Also he mentioned Lord Of The Rings music. He forgot to mention 28 Days/Weeks Later music!

[@luiszuniga801]

Cinema sins be like "Guy eats a bowl of cereal" cliche

[@spaghettichan559]

+Luis Zuniga "Guy complaining about guy complaining about cliches" cliche

[@luiszuniga801]

Suddenly Spaghetti​ "Guy making fun of a guy complaining about guy complaining about cliches" cliche

[@PhoenixRising87]

+Luis Zuniga Cliche-ception...

[@XENOGALAXY]

hahahahahahaha

[@TylerYoshi]

+Luis Zuniga That's not a cliche, that's a meme.

[@Eyrothath]

Should have removed sins for the awesome scene where Big Daddy kills everyone in the warehouse..

[@sleepy0]

+John Rankin The scene was a longtake, right?

[@meelans6126]

sleepy Omen is in this movie, minus a sin

[@sleepy0]

Meelan Solanki True.

[@orangeguy4272]

John Rankin amen

[@jackduff841]

John Rankin I

[@thebipolarbear2639]

You forgot to mention ''he wears GLASSES ALL the TIME", yet when he puts on a $5 suit, he MAGICALLY has 20/20 VISION!

[@blackpanther6389]

contact lenses maybe?

[@6zombies]

Kinda stupid of you to say that when we don’t know how exactly bad his vision is and if his glasses are a must need

[@rainerwinkler6140]

It's clearly a $100 suit

[@_-AaA-_.]

100 dollar suit

[@scoobydazzlersvlogs1165]

The suit costs 100 pounds

[@muzicmuzic9]

The paramedics don't forget. He clearly states in the narration he became conscious just in time to beg the paramedics not to tell.....

[@jorgejimemez1627]

R/whooosh

[@dogegamerboom_7753]

Jorge Jimenez Dudes that’s not how r/whoosh works

[@TheRealRiptide01]

Dogegamer Boom _ ikr

[@alexreilly6121]

Dawww paramedics are elephants who knew

[@sarahwalter7198]

In the comic he uses MySpace that's why it's in the movie

[@petergriffin6483]

The comic came after the movie Matthew where really fast thats why they are a little bit the same

[@petergriffin6483]

So thats not why

[@Mic_Glow]

It doesn't really matter, in a few years kids will ask "what's facebook?" since everyone is on another platform. It already is more of an "official, business/ stalking grandparents" site rather than your social media. Same with twitter. Companies will look at those accounts 99% so you better share as little as possible and keep language in check.

[@YTTER]

Why are we being Mad on KZbin and talking about mySpace?

[@YTTER]

@@AzakoArts yeah LOL

[@MrRedforman1]

Isn't it a sin that Big Daddy dresses up like Batman?

[@Jeff98177]

+Seth Winters And he (purposely) talked in the same halting style that Adam West did in the TV series.

[@MrRedforman1]

Oh that's so true. Another sin for an Adam West wannabe

[@jackiemvuenzolo8622]

+Seth Winters i dont like this movie apart from the sex kiss intercoars sence

[@MrRedforman1]

Well, I'm sure you're not the only one, but many still loved it too

[@jackiemvuenzolo8622]

that sex scene was great

[@barrylyndon5552]

How about 'intellectual organisational type boss is somehow stronger and more effective than any of his hired muscle physical underlings cliche?'

[@Aaliya144]

This^

[@Somespideronline]

@@Aaliya144 This^

[@jdogg448]

But he's the final boss obviously lol :P

[@amandaapicella2404]

It was mentioned in the movie that Rasul gave Katie a black eye so it was actually explained at one point. She fell for his story and was in a relationship or something with him but then he turned out to be an abusive asshole. He probably wouldn't accept her wanting to break it off (or she was scared to tell him herself since he was being abusive and had a gang and such) and wouldn't leave her alone so she was scared and needed assistance. Whether or not you agree with her calling Kick-Ass over the police it still was mentioned so I don't know if that deserved a sin or not >_>

[@hexapod2000]

+Amanda Apicella Yea, its that scene where Dave was narrating while Kick-Ass was going to confront Rasul. But it got me thinking whether did Cinema Sins chose to not acknowledge it on purpose since they have some kind of personal hatred against narration. Doubt they actually forgot about it seeing that they have to be so nitpicky when creating their vids.

[@frankclemence1681]

+Amanda Spongebob should yell "Soiled it!" in the background.

[@TheKilk123]

-2 sins. This movie is my favourite superhero movie so it deserves it lmao

[@AislingPhoenix]

I think kick ass is making fun of a lot of these clichés, so they aren't really sins

[@aminebunny72290]

bvgglsr .v hjklopuytffdaaXNM DL

[@KenDonMusicYT]

"Did you watch the TV?" That's one of the strangest, most unnatural pieces of dialogue that I've ever heard.

[@dualblade14]

Oh good, glad someone else pointed it out.

[@jarrett4154]

IKR

[@Graphomite]

Did you watch the TV, humans? ...Uh, I mean _fellow_ humans.

[@connorbarrow6441]

Oh God I didn't watch TV..... am I gonna die?

[@kennygwalk5328]

NOD NEK DING!

[@goobie2005]

poopy

[@helipparceno8300]

same here bud

[@limitedlunar3954]

What's that hentai called in your profile picture? ;)

[@blithewilson3359]

@@limitedlunar3954 nigga calm tf down

[@instantmiso9921]

@@limitedlunar3954 pretty sure thats tohru from dragon maid but ok-

[@2017acc]

wait what? that's not what it says?

[@LunaMoonwing]

"who needs that many fucking apples" Ryuk from death note

[@dvynal2964]

CyberCat Gaming true 😂

[@isramations7565]

I need that many apples.

[@BestSunBro]

Apple's the drug of the shinigami

[@jugi.c]

Contemplating Games i appreciate this text so much 😂💯

[@summerhot8278]

Maybe they are for the workers behind the scene.

[@kingkronk3206]

(another sin you didnt notice) he needs glasses every scene without the mask, but when he puts the mask on his eyes suddenly turn perfect

[@drumstickonthefloorproduct8600]

You never see him read or anything without the mask. All he needs is blurry shapes really. His vision doesnt change.

[@Chiffawndue]

As somoene with glasses, the only thing you can't do without glasses is see the TV and read stuff. You can still see big ass blobs in front of you, and it wouldn't be hard to hit them.

[@hobowizard3124]

screw that , a sin should be added for the guy who wanted fuck the lil girl

[@Jonas-xl4wg]

Do you even know how glasses work?

[@06pag]

He actually had glasses on over his mask in one scene.

[@theeshyguy]

No Kick Ass 2?

[@ricebean1941]

i also want that

[@versacenation1742]

they already made a kick ass two

[@theeshyguy]

Dmitri Gabriel No they didnt....

[@versacenation1742]

+theeshyguy1 the movie search up kick ass 2

[@theeshyguy]

Dmitri Gabriel ... I'm talking about the Everything Wrong With Kick Ass 2 not existing.... I know the sequel itself exists....

[@jondunmore4268]

Man, you shoulda taken 10 SINS OFF for that warehouse scene with Big Daddy kicking major ass.

[@sankarsshanansundararajan8829]

Back when "taking sins off" wasnt a thing..

[@NeroSeries]

Quicksilver origins

[@samkresil6011]

+Ralphy Inoa Ha-ha.

[@SuperRexmaster]

Or ass-silver

[@samkresil6011]

***** Quick-Ass is good.

[@sarkis951]

QuicksilverS(cause there is two of them)

[@finnenglish5583]

+ANO NIM oh yeaaaAaaaaaa

[@madisonw506]

You guys should really do Kick-Ass 2

[@RandomizedEdits]

Madison Skywalker #EWWKICKASS2

[@janeliohp1525]

I was thinking the same

[@cidtrip_ftp]

YES THEY SHOULD IT SUCKED

[@PLANET-EATER]

Kick-ass 2 in 40 minutes or less

[@supersecretagentasianbbc8089]

Nick Willems I liked it

[@Katastrophe9009]

Infrared is how night vision works. Technically, that part was accurate.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

KatastropheTRΛP Not technically. Night vision does use the spectrum of light that does blend into infrared range, but it doesn't see it. It uses the higher light range to see what the ambient light bounces off of by amplifying it then changing the spectrum to what we can see. Where infrared light is light that is generated by heat. Kinda like how blacklights emit light in the uv range, but we only see the light that is reflected from it, or what light that it emits from the source at the lower range that our eyes can see. Yet in reality, we can't see uv light, even when it is reflected. Science is a strange bird.

[@ThePirateburke86]

+KatastropheTRΛP Not at all correct.

[@jiMalinka]

+OmniscientWarrior This is the most nerdy comment I have ever seen under a KZbin video.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

***** :P

[@chaos6167]

When I saw this I got so defensive but it’s actually funny

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Look up who kickass is married to in real life and get PTSD

[@bobbyyaya2048]

A Ghost. omg... when I saw the name Sam i was like, “oh he’s gay, ha” then i tapped the name and was like, “WUT IN FACK?”

[@FormThisWay]

2:00 Nobody eats those apples, therefore everybody in the movie defaults as assholes. *Ding*

[@katyalariviere2055]

Just-- I need to say it: Your thumbnail of Rose spitting out Roxy's martini is so distracting. In a good way! (And your comment is a nice change from all the whining and complaining going on down here.)

[@Dragon-ku7dt]

Katya Larivière True.

[@Wubstep13]

Form This Way 2:00 Nobody eats those apples, because everyone knows that would make them look like assholes. *Ding*

[@Ezichim]

I think movie companies should hire movie sins, if they finish a movie they can give to movie sins he tells them the mistakes they have done so they can correct it, so it turns out good.

[@UnicornStorm]

Ezichim99 N are you trying to say that every movie that has been "critiqued" by cinema sins is bad?

[@SamaritanPrime]

UnicornStorm Not ALL of them are, but there are a few things in every movie where you go, "Ah, NO."

[@UnicornStorm]

You're absolutely right, but that is always completely subjective. One cannot create the perfect movie for everyone. And furthermore, if every movie was perfect, shows like this here wouldn't exist

[@Ezichim]

UnicornStorm nope

[@eliwixson8863]

Half of the sins aren't really flaws though.

[@moom9255]

and hit girl could have just used the grenade to kill most of the guys

[@mikecekic2393]

Then it would be lame

[@jarrett4154]

IKR

[@treydayboy5822]

Oh my gods, everybody keeps saying that. It's a freakin' smoke grenade. Alright? How is she going to kill them with smoke?

[@SuperGameEskimo]

Hope they have asthma or something,

[@SuperGameEskimo]

***** ;P

[@spiral8315]

Cinemasins be like “Dude is breathing” cliche

[@suippy]

I mean its mostly saracasm but-

[@mnmzrgud4354]

Yes

[@matiasr6509]

You're profile picture makes your comment much better

[@GoodwinGhost]

1:31 Nick Cage shooting the little girl actually scared me. I never saw this film so I don't know if that's suppose to be a surprise or not but it surprised me here.

[@MinimiB2000]

+GoodwinGhost Well its predictable if u watch the whole scene, but, yes its kinda surprising

[@marcusbennett7107]

+MinimiBedoya Predictable yet surprising?

[@porflepopnecker4376]

It's predictaprising!

[@dennistheconstitutionalpea6174]

Sins 64 and 65: I think Hit-Girl had to conserve her ammo. She barely had enough to make it through the hallway.

[@comtedeloach2]

Knives are also silent.

[@davidforrester3147]

She also ran out before killing everyone, but let's be honest they chose to do it the way they did cause it looked awesome

[@CryWolf0651]

I was going to point that out also. It's a smarter tactic to conserve ammo when facing a known quantity of enemies. It's when she pulls out the guns that multiple enemies come out with an unidentifiable number, hence shooting those guys and making every bullet count, rather than wasting ammunition beforehand when you can cover your own ass with a blade.

[@Xevics]

also not a single person had a new york accent

[@rubycosmo6279]

"New York accent"

[@Wasev]

For people who seem to be really proud of New York, they sure don't seem like New Yorkers.

[@supaflylob]

the "fuck you" was for the duche bag correcting the guy for not capitalizing "New York". ive never even been to new york

[@user-xo1jb5nr4g]

Uhm, outside of the city, we don't talk like that. As a matter of fact, we have a news anchor tone.

[@joshienikko2255]

cwafee

[@kamikelly3908]

3:23 he said that she didn't want him to pay her back the money she gave her or apologize for the black eye rasul gave her she just wanted him to know it's over

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

Your timestamp is inaccurate.

[@kamikelly3908]

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs sorry I fixed it

[@2wingo]

Okay class, pay attention; this is all going to be on the test later (those of you who hate reading can just read the first and last paragraph). A lot of people classify "Kick-Ass" as a superhero parody. This is not strictly correct. Parody is an imitative work created to mock, comment on, or trivialize an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of satiric or ironic imitation. Even if you're one of the people who believe that "Kick-Ass" is a straight-up ripoff of the Argentinian comic book "Doméstico" (which, for the record, I am not), it would fall more under the category of Pastiche (a work that celebrates rather than mocks the work it imitates). So what exactly IS "Kick-Ass" if not Parody? It is a Deconstruction of the super hero genre. Deconstruction, in a nutshell, is a literary theory that aims to take apart a work so as to better understand its meaning and relevance to us in real life. The simplest and most common method of applying Deconstruction to tropes (literary conventions and devices used to tell the story) in fiction among general audiences and fan bases takes the form of questioning "How would this trope play out with real life consequences applied to it?" And that is EXACTLY what the comic does: Kick-Ass is just your average, ordinary guy who decides to put on a costume and fight crime for no other reason than he's bored with his existence. He no powers or relevant skills, he loses almost every major fight he gets in without more experienced help, and no part of his life is really improved by doing this. Big Daddy is just a crazy asshole with an average background who raised his daughter to be just as crazy as he is, and her attempts to interact with her peers in later comics do a good job of showing the social retardation that would come from such an upbringing. Red Mist is a borderline-retarded loser who only manages to be dangerous because he's rich enough to hire skilled muscle and has a sociopathic lack of morals or boundaries. Now some of you are probably saying, "But the movie is a lot different from the comics! It's too much like a normal comic book movie to be a Deconstruction!" And you're absolutely right. The movies based upon the comics are not Deconstruction, but Reconstruction. Reconstruction, as you can probably tell from the name, is all about accepting the criticisms of the initial work made by a Deconstruction and then modifies it into something that would resemble the original work, but still work in reality. In the film, Kick-Ass is a good-hearted person who wants to help others, trains himself, and learns from his experiences as a super hero. Big Daddy was an actual cop who could realistically gain access to the materials needed to train himself and his daughter to their level. Red Mist's motivations are more complex, and his degeneration into the Mother Fucker is realistic and interesting. In short, the comic is a Deconstruction (applying more realistic-world causality to an idea), the movie is a Reconstruction (applying the lessons learned from Deconstruction to help improve a concept).

[@2wingo]

***** No, I typed it to try to educate the masses on Deconstruction.

[@alvarojgp]

it's a satire, not a parody.

[@2wingo]

Alvaro Godoy No, satire is meant to be humorous, this is Deconstruction.

[@2wingo]

***** Except no, it isn't. Read Mark Miller's introduction in the TPB.

[@TheTheMaxxx]

Ah, Deconstruction is an anti-Idealist philosophy of language from Derrida that denies intrinsic meaning and absolute or pure presence. It's a process demonstrating how any concept must be comprehended linguistically and in the context of opposition. Saying a movie is Deconstruction is like saying a book is exegesis. You wrote a big long post and only achieved to demonstrate you have no idea what you're talking about. Ah, bravo?

[@qwertyabsurd]

I found kick-ass to be a very good movie. I liked the extremely violent vigilante theme & the gritty nature of the combat mixed with the seemingly innocent & not obviously gritty characters.

[@AgentZombieMan]

One thing I'll have to disagree with you on Mr. CinemaSins Man. Red Mist's license plate was "RED M1ST" with a 1, implying that the license plate "RED MIST" was indeed taken

[@JayJay-ey1qz]

1:57 in the film Dave says that he begged the medics not to tell anyone about the costume. They didn’t.

[@JM-kf2iv]

4:28 Quicksilver and Quicksilver in the same scene.

[@thepowerfullultragaming9545]

Novatop_fanclub i

[@JaylynThib]

Novatop_fanclub rddddddddd

[@oscarmonlas7067]

HitGirl is probably THE most Badass person in the world.

[@KidaMilo89]

+z Heroo And superpowerless and still badass.

[@eatme982]

+OzGaming - Gaming Content! You're forgetting batman...

[@Demonically_Inspired]

+~Joe FUCKING Perry isn't that basically batman :P apart from the fact that he doesn't kill and he's actually a full grown adult XD

[@gavio3830]

And the hottest

[@john87384]

*the most young badass person in the world, if this is just about badassity, you can find plenty of others.

[@maciejsarkady3077]

3:49 Batman?? how did you get here??

[@martl8615]

It was easy for him...

[@martl8615]

BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!

[@aronzoega6224]

Maciej sarkady lol

[@007batman8]

Just passing by why wassup??

[@pugslife4483]

BECAUSE HE LIKES KICK ASS BE CUS OF HES ASS SO IM BASKLEYE TRYING TO SAY THAT BATMAN IS GAY

[@brandedaheretic3526]

Dude is that Nicholas Cage wearing a mustache

[@dom3225]

@ tell me you're joking.

@@dom3225 I don't tell shit on demand

[@liluzipump9780]

I think it's a mustache wearing Nicholas Cage. I also think this scene was in Russia

[@jondunmore4268]

He had a face/off with a pedophile from TO CATCH A PREDATOR.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

It was Nicholas Cage with a mustache.

[@mikepuppetz9]

The most underrated comic book movie of all time. This was R-Rated, had tons of gory violence, raunchy humour, and a young female side character that kicked all sorts of ass. This was Deadpool and Logan before Deadpool and Logan.

[@StevenP726]

Phil Michaels this movie was amazing same with the second

[@darknessleaderzero]

i wouldnt put it on the same level as logan, when you have NiN as your promotion song you're too good

[@thatoneguy779]

This movie sucked it was so unbelievably bad that I thought I was watching a indie movie. Bad actors bad script bad costume designs. Really the nerdy dude banging the hot chick made me laugh so unrealistic.

[@varolussalsanclar1163]

Damn thats some high praise for this glorified nerd fest.

[@notmus]

@@thatoneguy779 Do you really expect realism from a superhero movie? That is not even superhero movie and it's a parody of superhero movies that supposed to be not realistic? You make yourself lame as fuck.

[@Lord_Euronymous]

Ummm. Everybody DOES know that these videos are made to be humorous right? No? I'm the only one? okay.

[@TheDelta016]

well then they failed

[@SaulTBawlz]

nobody notices because they do a terrible job at it

[@usernaem4818]

really?

[@TheDelta016]

Flying Otaku translation: it's a series of videos they do to piss people off to satisfy their own boredom while normal folk just watch the film Try telling what you just posted to the many others who think the same as me and SaulTBawlz, there are plenty to choose from on their other videos

[@rayres1074]

I've first watched 2012, but when I found out there were masterpiece movies and cult classics I soon realized all this guy does is criticize stuff that aren't like, the most important things, but still are bothersome. ANY sin in this video is actually bothersome if you take a look at it.

[@benl.4577]

Wait its been a long time since i saw kickass, ARE YOU TELLING ME BOTH QUICKSILVERS ARE BESTIES IN THIS MOVIE?!?!

[@AceSinna]

+Ben Lingan yup

[@user-dr4sv6vy1l]

that's really cool! I can't believe I didn't notice that!

[@angelomordini6779]

Yeup

[@buttermybizquit9797]

I know right, its funny

[@lolxcaekae]

That's what I thought! Isn't it cool?!

[@lukepiercy713]

He takes the whole flyer so he can go around the street asking people if he's seen the cat

[@iago5052]

Funny thing is that the protagonist and the guy who he facetime with is both quicksilver lololololololololollol

[@bubble.mp4]

True

[@twoshu8940]

that makes no sense

[@bubble.mp4]

+FurReal Gaming he means the protagonist and one of his friends both play Quicksliver

[@redacted3380]

You guys gunna do kick ass 2?

[@Crownslayer013]

is it good? didnt see it

[@Frowny13]

Kick-ass 2 is so bad the cinema sins can't bother to mess with that movie.

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

There was a sequel?

[@Clayman812]

Oluf The Explorer no the person that left the comment you replied on is a fucking idiot there is no sequel

[@oluftheexplorer9476]

Voltic Killer That's the joke dumb dumb.

[@LarryDaGamerGuy]

Nobody noticed when the guy jumping off the skyscraper in the beginning going head first landed on his back when he hit the taxi?

[@heroicmillipede]

because it's impossible for him to roll forward a little bit while still falling?

[@LarryDaGamerGuy]

mario fatovic But he never did...

[@heroicmillipede]

he could also fall forward on impact, since the car would go in, it wouldn't be a sudden splat and that could be enough to let him roll forward, unlikely but it could be possible.

[@audriux96]

mario fatovic at that speed? head first? it wouldnt matter what the car did , he would splater across the damn car like jelly . but its a movie and youre not gunna show children a body exploding acros the pavement after he jumped head first into a car..

[@BrunoClausi]

Finish watching the video at least.. Go to 7:38

[@yanivproselkov4555]

Comic book/coffee shop hybrids are some of my favourite kinds of stores, and I have seen several in each city I have visited.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

Wow, so many people hating on this video... you do realize this is a comedic video only. I hardly think any of the sins he mentions would take away from a pretty decent movie, in fact, I'm pretty sure he might like most of the movies he does these videos on. Talk about not being able to take a joke, seriously people, get a grip. No movie is perfect, everything has flaws.

[@LeoIsABrony]

Oh yes. Even the greatest movies ever made have flaws. (e.g. Citizen Kane has a major flaw at the beginning) Problem with fanboys & fangirls. They'll always try to defend they're favorite movies and attack anyone that makes fun of them. Even if it's just for parody.

[@mariagraziagalati3352]

but he finds the most absurd sins, making the movie look like complete shit: for example there are actually 4 real sins and he counts 100...

[@LeoIsABrony]

Maria Grazia Galati Keep in mind, this video is made for comedic & entertainment purposes. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

[@xxnooneimportantxx8017]

Maria Grazia Galati It's exaggerated because if he only took the real sins the video would seem too serious. They make these for entertainment. So they find little silly things that no one would care about if they were actually watching the movie and add some humor to it. If you want extremely serious reviews of movies you're watching the wrong channel.

[@broskimakorski3877]

because he getstoo much money for doing something stupid and childish

[@TheLegend-qc4qf]

We literally have that cafe down the road and EVERYONE goes there

[@atomp47]

Stole my name fuck-wad.

[@KXQ]

He probably did not know that was your name so you can't really blame him for it.

[@richdandanell2911]

I heard he stole the name on purpose .

[@DeadPixel1105]

You LITERALLY have a cafe like that down the road from you? Are you sure it's not just figuratively or metaphorically down the road? -_- What the fuck is it with millennials using the word "literally" constantly in places where it makes absolutely zero sense?

[@varianmanek9561]

If you look it up in the dictionary, you will see that it can be used for emphasis. Please take that into consideration before complaining about incorrect english

[@Grimreaper213w3]

WHO THE HELL IS MARV!!!

[@softlion97]

Grim reaper213w3 isn’t he that guy from home alone?

[@fatima_hussein]

Marvel - el = Marv.

[@Mental_Warlock]

Grim reaper213w3 idk

[@P.rince.ess_]

DARN IT EMPTY FACE U STOLE MY JOKE!! Like two weeks ago as well!

[@fatima_hussein]

Reelee Amashing Did I?? I swear I didn't see it??lol..

[@Daniel-xw1jq]

This movie is such a masterpiece. I feel like the movie does not take itself too serious. Kickass is packed with amazing action scenes perfectly matched with comedy and on top of that, the characters are very interesting. The soundtrack is fitting as well and gives this movie a lot of character.

[@andrewking2590]

UH, "the HUD says Infrared :enabled, but this is clearly nightvision." Really? You obviously don't know how Nightvision goggles work. "nightvision" equipment gathers infrared light for the display. the "Infrared:Enabled" means the LED Infrared light source is on, providing an infrared light for indoor use where there is very little infrared light with the lights off.

[@steeltoe055]

I caught this one too. Infrared can be used in night vision equipment as well as thermal imaging devices. I wouldn't go as far to judge that the author doesn't know what he's talking about so quickly. These goggles would likely have the capability for both settings. For it to simply read Infrared:Enabled is confusing. Each of you have already interpreted it differently; neither are incorrect either.

[@andrewking2590]

Excuse me?....thermal imaging devices are too bulky for goggles...they are used in tanks and aircraft and maybe ships...mostly for targeting a heat signature to fire on.. Goggles are strictly nightvision. as they are used for seeing in the dark. Hence the Infrared:Enabled. Thermal Imaging devices don't have Infrared:Enabled because they don't have an infrared lightsource to provide illumination as they rely on Thermal Infrared to function. Being ex-military, i have used both, nightvision goggles and the thermal targeting in a tank in Desert Storm. as well as the nightvision attachment in the tank driver seat for driving at night. thank god it was padded, i would have had a bruised forehead pretty quick.

[@andrewking2590]

hedrack08 i find it interesting that you say i delete comments i don't like, seeing how i have never deleted a comment before. since you don't know me and all you can do is troll by calling someone names, that shows how simple minded you are.

[@andrewking2590]

Keep believing whatever you want, i never deleted any posts, maybe you are just not smart enough to understand how the "Interwebs" work.

[@steeltoe055]

I'm aware that the specific infrared radiation required to produce a thermal image is ambient in anything retaining thermal energy. I'm under the impression that includes the majority of everything. So I'm in agreement that a source isn't necessary. I believe you're impractical argument is falling off base here. Thermal optic equipment designed for use by an individual in the form of goggles do exist. Amusingly for the discount price of $5,000 I'd have a pair at my door. They're out there I can assure. Certainly they compare to very oversized binoculars, but I don't imagine it's too far a stretch of fiction to allow for a sweet pair of super compact sport contour lightweight multifunction super (again) spy goggles. Now the point I was making, that I'm going to outline shortly, which I intended to have the most attention. Clearly most important for me to send out to one another. That I feel has fallen on deaf ears on it's own. Is as follows; you need to lighten up man! Take a minute or so to review and reread yourself. If I may suggest you examine how quickly, ruthlessly, and with conviction you've called out the intelligence of someone you've never met. Lastly though I'm not judging you for being who you are. If you're everything you want or expect to be and are comfortable that way. Who am I to tell you otherwise. I'm a dreamer though and I'd love to see less judgment in our world. So very clearly way off topic I know just two bits and I'm finished. 1. It should be painfully clear the irony of calling out against judging one another, while on the Internet. 2. C Jasso in my defense. Crystal Meth and a whole lot of all the time in the world. If you know, you'd understand.

[@HanginWitLucid]

Obviously, CINENMA SINS didnt listen to Dave Lesewskis dialogue when he says he begged the EMTs not to tell or that Dave said that Rasul gave Katey a black eye.....Bad move Cinema Sins, pay attention

[@HanginWitLucid]

entitled to your own opinions I guess

[@xiingli]

You must be fun at parties.

[@ethanfoy3902]

Best comment I've seen all day.

[@hamzaahmed3066]

***** LOL you should have a million thumbs up

[@koffakoop2353]

if your implying that he is a boring person just because he nitpicks movies for a living, than that is a blind acusation. he does have friends and is probably creative and fun because he takes the time to make these videos, which have tons of humor and to me are pretty enjoyable to watch.

[@nickfury1012]

KoffaKoop you must be fun at parties as well.

[@steppin-razor]

YOU must be fun at parties... can't even understand that this is a fucking joke...

[@speedracerjeff]

The first Kick Ass movie was AWESOME.

[@Imdeadpool]

the fact that the Kick-Ass music fit perfectly to Quantum Leap is amazing. I was laughing so hard for like 5 minutes

[@Minusoh]

I'm surprised you didn't point out the fact that the guy in the red superhero suit trying to fly at the beginning clearly hit the taxi face first, but somehow cut to lying on his back.

[@JacobAubreyMoore]

Really? No sin + no comment on how when the guy "flying" at the beginning crash lands, he somehow defies physics and flips to the other direction when he lands on the taxi? Going from him facing the building while falling, if he was truly trying to change his body direction to support flight, he should be the other direction laying on the taxi. Just saying. Physics.

[@leodeciofilho4946]

Yeah, I noticed that. He could have turned and fallen with his back after crashing his head though...

[@xxemeraldeyexx4628]

Lol I thought U was the only one!

[@xxemeraldeyexx4628]

+Xxemerald eyexX oops I mean I instead of u

[@theovertakebutton]

I was about to say that m8

[@reesethakiid969]

*Ding*

[@rewriter3981]

1:53 I have not watched the film in a while but I’m pretty sure after the hospital scene Dave narrating that he begged the hospital to not tell anyone

[@ThatZommy]

The quantum leap joke got me. Good work, CinemaSins.

[@ShonaMcCarthy]

Sometimes it seems like you're looking so hard for things wrong with the movie that you don't give it movies the needed benefit of the doubt to enjoy them.

[@raizumichin]

But mostly it seems like he's ribbing a movie for the point of comedy and not really expressing any other opinion about it.

[@MrLila36]

its a fucking joke.....

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

raizumichin This guy gets it.

[@ShonaMcCarthy]

raizumichin I got that. I just think it isn't funny when he starts grasping at straws instead of making clever and humorous observations.

[@raizumichin]

Shona McCarthy I never found it anything but funny. "Grasping at straws" doesn't really apply here, since there's no serious argument to be made.

[@saitamasenpai230]

The Big Daddy's warehouse scene it was so epic!

[@cjthehaasman9954]

Dave clearly said In the narration that Rasul owed Katie money, AND gave her a black eye. So, that's why she e-mailed kickass to get him to leave her alone

[@PianoandCarcrack94]

1:12 Apple Logo isn't illuminated meaning the screen is off.

[@Bflick99]

you can see it in his glasses

[@marcuslinden30]

this is the only movie where I find Nic Cage enjoyable

[@flacotaco8743]

con air was great...

[@Saima2020]

+Marcus Linden National Treasure was good too.

[@HowserMaeve]

Or there was that one movie where he was the millionaire who had a death wish to drink himself to death.

[@jamesrobertarchbald6357]

+Makkusuhauza is that the one where he was like i wanna pour alcohal over some random blonde chicks v?

[@HowserMaeve]

James Robert Archbald I think so.

[@jakejamesgx3]

I love how the only thing that is literally a sin, by definition, is not a sin. Shows where your moral compass points

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Look up who the actor that plays kickass is married too. It will disturb you.

[@himynameisjakeable]

fam wtffff

[@BOSSESTHRON3]

i dropped my phone bruh

[@2017acc]

cradle was robbed goddamn lol

[@Grim-Reap]

24 year age gap

[@DelusionalInsider]

After 25..age doesn't matter.

[@thedondon911911]

i know we arent supposed to take them seriously but this is pissing me off, i hate whenever in superhero movies they're like "oh, wouldnt this person remember this, or this person remember this" like WHO GIVES A SHIT, you REALLY think people are gonna go through ALL this trouble just to find out someone's identity?

[@m4stermodder]

Given today's amazing obsession with finding out everything about someone important, yes. You could even sell your info to some news place and be all like "I FIXED THIS GUY UP AFTER HE GOT STABBED" And then watch as everyone comes to you for tiny, sometimes worthless info.

[@thedondon911911]

The Ammo Store may i remind you its 2008 in the film, and i doubt doctors would even be that immature

[@thedarkight999]

I shit myself

[@cryptidmilk4074]

Well yeah, if it's on the news everyday and people really wanted to know.

[@MrShroomz84]

I actually thought the soundtrack was one of the best aspects of the movie. Especially Big Daddy Kills that plays during his warehouse rampage.

[@nikitamartin8367]

Theres a lot of narration bc its based off of a comic book

[@nikitamartin8367]

jacoblgames Well, I'm pretty sure this one has a lot

[@QuikVidGuy]

***** *ding*

[@Vadim86738]

Well so is Batman, and Spiderman, and Superman, and Captain America, and Iron Man... Your argument is invalid...

[@jacksterling9258]

...Okay Kick-ass clearly states in his narration what Rasul did

[@KaosTheProducer]

I was just about to say that.........

[@joshuaanderson2788]

Sin 17 It's not like he was the only person in the world who could have bought that suit.

[@dualblade14]

Only person in that general location though; probably.

[@mattdaman8384]

in the movie they pointed that out... a kid from a kick ass party got shot when they thought he was the real kick ass

[@Bro-cx2jc]

But that was an impersonator, not some random other person who happened to buy the suit for its intended purpose.

[@Thundernoob88]

Wtfff no sins removed for the big daddy scene?

[@SapperWoody]

I love CinemaSins, but I have to call out the error on the "Night Vision" sin. Night Vision uses infrared light, so "Infrared enabled" would be turning on night vision. "Infrared Vision" and "Night Vision" are synonymous, and interchangeable.

[@lilithstardust7359]

Synonimus and interchangable are synonimus and almost interchangable, also, infrared is the spectrum of electromagnetic waves put off by heat, ultraviolet would have been night vision.

[@StillND]

Still waiting for a Everything Wrong With Kick-Ass 2.

[@jvck.]

Ok, i can't be the only one thinking that a majority of those weren't movie sins

[@fredbyoutubing]

Yep, like using a knife ment, not alerting all the other dudes in the kitchen, until the last guy shoots himlef in the face. I guess they had to search hard to find some in this movie. I personally noted the rocket laucher round conveniently exploding in mid-air before hiting the other building.

[@DediJ8k]

A lot of the "sins" are just set-ups for a joke, yes.

[@kiremi14]

Frederic Beaudet to be fair, anti-armor projectiles self detonate after a certain range

[@fredbyoutubing]

Pod Cloudstrider Good point, but I'd be surprised if they did after a 100 meters or something. it wasn't very far as I remember it.

[@mcevan1222]

I didn't know saying an Armenian is Armenian was racist..

[@Palthura]

Evan McCoin that’s the joke, man.

[@electric2360]

Annie Rection That is so racist XD

[@Bro-cx2jc]

He says it because Dave was talking about the guy having mental problems.

[@lookunderyourbed4958]

Oof

[@b58Narek]

Hey Im Armenian so its okay

[@JoshuaWaterDragonDeale]

"That wasn't flying. That was... falling with style" ROFL!!! I'm dead now that was hilarious

[@mowyunipig5461]

You know he's a evil when he actually tries to kill a little child.

[@kyle5778]

LOL at that quantum leap part, so dead on!

[@taurinr]

seriously the only part that cracked me up for being so spot on. This guy needs to try being more funny than critical.

[@goodguykonrad3701]

3:23 Literally the scene after in Dave's narration

[@DanielS2001]

For those who don't understand the Marv notation at the start of the film, Marv is actually Marvel. The original comic "Kick-Ass" was published by Marvel Comics under the company's Icon imprint. So, basically, this film is a Marvel Comics movie, but not based in any of the pre-existing Marvel Comics properties. And since the film is R-Rated they can't very well put their name to it, so they ended up just using Marv for short, so to avoid confusing people going to see the movie and not mistaking it as a part of their Marvel Cinematic movies (i.e. Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, etc).

[@alejandropinarruiz2209]

Night vision works with infrared light so thats technically correct

[@sarahwalter7198]

In the comic he strips naked so they don't find his costume when he's passed out

[@pewdiejunior5928]

@don How fucked up?

[@underscore_ditto]

@@pewdiejunior5928 also on top of andys comment, he stalks her, and lets her believe hes a rape victim

[@DisKorruptd]

come on, if the lap dance + intercourse is "Way not a sin" then that means it's a sin reduction, yeah?

[@Aldini_to]

yep, it was weird how they just shown the scene but not a + or - sin happening.

[@ilovevox2127]

This was posted in 2013. I don't think he did sin reductions

[@chrispykreme2557]

I think the sin where hit girl reloads the gun while running in the corridor at 6:19 should have taken away a sin. So badass

[@benrussell-gough1201]

Hit Girl is a walking personification of badass so it would be almost saying 'sin taken off for the character being the character'. BTW - Does anyone think that she'd get on really well with the DCEU Wonder Woman?

[@davidpoljanec4708]

chrispykreme it's cringey

[@kebabimpaler]

The movie was called "Kick Ass". I got what i came for :)

[@ReadingWithJT]

FINALLY! This channel actually spots what is actually wrong in a movie and not adding "sins" just to be funny. By the way this movie is great as well as the second one even though this one has the errors mentioned in this video.

[@drahcir1647]

Night vision uses infrared

[@KGH3000]

Yeah, what does he think "night vision" means? Magic see-in-the-dark mode? I'd guess he was confusing infrared with thermal (which is infrared, but color coded to show temperatures).

[@derptomistic]

Yeah, usually I just laugh at the stupid sins (like I'm supposed to :D), but that made me facepalm...

[@ogsens6039]

its a sin because in every other movie or situation it would read as either infrared for thermal, and night visions as night visions, separately, not using terminology that could be misconstrued.

[@juanausensi499]

There are two types of night vision: infrared and light amplificators

[@adamgolden4083]

That wasn't flying, that was falling with style! Literally LOL'd

[@benrussell-gough1201]

If you're going to make yourself sidewalk pancake, by all means do it in a superhero costume!

[@dinomite29]

3:34 did anyone notice that the weapon she is using magically moves through that guys left leg

[@thelonerider9693]

@4:18 ... there is a kick@ss costume on display in the store!

[@mavistheturtle4105]

When you added the Quantum Leap intro I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂 you literally made my entire life!!!!!

[@Satepin]

Not even 100 sins? I should watch it

[@TheRealRiptide01]

Shenler the Frutilupis Captain this movies awesome!

[@thomaskennydrums]

This is pretty old cinemasins when they gave movies far fewer sins in general though

[@Hunting_Party]

Come on at least remove a sin for the awesomeness of hit girl! Also do kick ass 2

[@Jurassic0Al]

Letian Gu- Hit Girl isn't awesome. Nothing in this movie is. Oh, I hope CinemaSins gets to that piece of crap sequel as well.

[@spooky6566]

5:40 Um Nightvision uses infrared i don't get the sin.

[@user-cx5nq1ng1e]

was about 2 say the same ^^

[@spooky6566]

lol

[@AdamR276]

Night Vision only detects visible light, while Infrared detects radiated heat. (Note: Infrared is not the same as Heat Vision)

[@screwistic]

@@AdamR276 hes saying in order for the night vision to work they use thermals. In the Mariens we had NVG (night vision goggles.) Even if they were thermals we dont say "what you find on the thermals." We say "yo, Mendoza? The fuck is on the NVG?"

[@OpCharlieBravo]

Guys night vision can see infrared light, it's used to enhance illumination or point in a direction (ir laser). If there isn't enough moon light to be amplified, an infrared red light source is used to illuminate, works like a flash light but only visible through NODs. Infrared is used in both night vision and thermal imaging as an aid to enhance visibility.