Everything Wrong With Maleficent In 13 Minutes Or Less

Disney thought they could sneak one by us, sleepwalking their way through a Tim Burton paint-by-numbers "re-imagining." Disney was wrong. Sins of Maleficent!
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[@zone3556]

The reason why Maleficent chooses 16 years is because that's when she was kissed by the guy. And she choose a sleep like death because she was attacked while sleeping.

[@johanna5194]

But she didnt put the "getting kissed by a guy" thing in it until the end. Maybe she just wanted the king to start to love her more, and then when she falls asleap he still kinda have hope that she will live, but she wont wake up and it will be even worse for him.

[@deadontheinsideandout4061]

Jilacon Sko bruh

[@kuhnandreas5694]

Or she chooses 16 years and falling asleep because that was *ALWAYS* the story of sleeping beauty. It has nothing to do with her getting kissed and mutilated during sleep.

[@labochstone]

Actually in the original movie it was prick a finger and DIE but it doesn’t turn into sleep like death until AFTER the king begs then the blue fairy made the wish that she’d be awoken by the kiss Disney forgot how to Disney

[@janbenedictandrade5718]

She chose the age of 16 because IIRC in the animated film she wanted the people to get to know and love Aurora so that when the day comes it will be more painful when she dies or in this case falls into a sleep like death.

[@thismanexudessex6181]

IDK if it's just me but I found it heartbreaking when Maleficent's wings were taken. Jolie acted that part incredibly well

[@kattherascal9867]

some people believe that the scene is supposed to represent rape but im not entirely sure

[@damegamino83]

I think it reminds me of kidney theft.

[@Schizophonic92]

Kat-the-Rascal MER Jolie said it herself

[@PyroDrew]

@@Schizophonic92 Actresses can say anything (especially if it's edgy) to get publicity for a movie even if it doesn't make sense.

[@PyroDrew]

I agree Jolie acted that part well, but that whole part of the movie made no sense. There's no logical reason anyone would think he killed Maleficent anymore than if he had a severed hand or some severed horns, but he apparently got extremely lucky and everyone made him king anyways. Furthermore, Maleficent still had her magic and leadership of the Moors so she could just walk in (or appear outside the castle) the next day and prove he was a fraud, yet Stefan doesn't even see this as a problem. Then Maleficent literally does walk into his castle proving he's a fraud & apparently he gets extremely lucky again and no one (even the queen) cares. No knight or noble or judge try to dethrone him since he's an obvious illegitimate king with the evidence in plain sight. The story is just sloppy.

[@AlexanderrRobinEvans]

I laughed way too hard when Aurora asked Maleficent about her wings, and she says “they were stolen from me, that’s all I wish to say about it” and Aurora goes *”what color were they”*

[@osmanyousif7849]

Well she asked what happened to them. Asking what they looked like is way different.

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

*Disney back in 90's*: Kills bad guys because they are evil. *Disney in 20's*: Let's make every bad guy misunderstood and make us forgiven them... except that tiger in Jungle Book movie let's burn him alive instead, which is one of the most brutal and slowest ways to die aside from drowning.

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

@Yolo Women l oh yeah forgot US don't use the terms of 90's and 20's. But yes that is what that means: 90's = 1900+ and 20's = 2000+

[@ecliptorcalrissian5014]

I think burning's worse than drowning... I don't know how long it takes but have you ever even gotten a *small* burn with the source of heat taken away quickly?

[@ShadzeriosFIN]

@@ecliptorcalrissian5014 I never said which was worse drowning or burning alive. I only said that those two are one of the most horrible ways to die.

[@gennybetwana9620]

what about starvation

[@ecliptorcalrissian5014]

@@gennybetwana9620 Man... Starvation's not as immediately painful as burning but the misery lasts soooo much longer...

[@Cheeseanonioncrisps]

Sending Aurora out to live with the fairies is stupid, not just because the fairies are incapable of looking after a human child, but because it is totally unnecessary. Remember, the curse only covers the day of her sixteenth birthday- so she can basically do whatever she wants before that. The sensible thing to do would be to raise her as a normal child until the day the curse is supposed to take effect, and then tie her to a table in a heavily guarded room. Don't leave her alone and don't let her get up until midnight and then voilà the curse is broken and you have a future ruler who knows something about ruling.

[@CalebCraft10]

Except she wouldn't be because actual old timey politics.

[@KageMinowara]

Actually since Aurora appears to be an only child then yes she would become ruler.

[@arunn8041]

hey you idiot both the kingdom are united after king Stefan's death .... so auora is a queen for both kingdom

[@littlemoth4956]

No need to call him an idiot...

[@arunn8041]

+Little Moth will do

[@BlueGuyTube]

At Disney: "Ehy, we should make a Maleficent movie" "Wait, what?" "She is one of the most loved Disney villains, people would love a movie with her" "But...we can't make a movie where the main character is the villain!" "Yeah...she will become the good one then" "WHAT?" "Yes, you know, she needs a backstory. Why is she evil?" "Maleficent is the incarnation of evil, that's why people love her so much. She is evil for evil sake! She doesn't need a back..." "Oh, that's not important, let's make a sad love story between her and the king" "The father of Aurora?" "Exactly, he will be the bad guy. He will cut Maleficent's wings so he..." "Wait, what wings?" "She is a fairy, she needs wings! "Nobody cares about that, she doesn't need wings, she has a crow that..." "THE CROW! He will be a human! "What the..." "And he will become the dragon too!" "You can't do this, you can't be ser..." "Too late, i already made the movie. Now, if you excuse me, i'm going to swim in my pool of money."

[@rheam2966]

hilarious!!!

[@1342mag]

lol!

[@Erafune]

Hahahah! That second guy need to get his pessimistic ass kicked out of Disney though ;)

[@Madison-yk6wt]

That was too funny

[@Remeez1000]

Honestly the Movie was Marvellous - Not Much Sins Really, Twist to the wicked evil fairy was good. ' Angelina was Brilliant in this Movie..

[@leannkennett905]

The act of Stephen throwing away the ring was meant to be a selfless act that meant a lot to Maleficent. (Because he had practically nothing but threw away one of the few things he had because he loved her) Actually the curse isn’t arbitrary at all. If you actually payed attention to the story, Stephan said he gave her “true loves kiss” as a gift on her 16th birthday. Aurora’s curse reflects a cruel take on that. Stephen and his wife probably got married right away and got pregnant almost immediately, and during that time Maleficent was probably hiding in morning healing from the loss of her wings. (Because let’s face it that probably hurt like hell) According to lore Fairies typically can’t use magic on themselves. Maleficents horn fashion is probably like women putting ribbons in their hair.

[@neitherlink6612]

LeAnn Kennett even her starting to like Aurora isn’t just for the plot’s sake, but is explained if you analyze the gift that Maleficent gave Aurora. Also, a death like sleep (coma) is much more painful for the loved ones than just death, which gives the curse a darker tone.

[@stuffstuffer643]

LeAnn Kennett THANK. YOU. It was starting to make me angry that he was so thoughtless.

[@salenebrom6476]

LeAnn Kennett ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

[@snakinatrix4435]

Not to mention that the wings being cut was effectively a rape allegory, especially since Stephan was a trusted friend.

[@jayatibasu2911]

Exactly he is so stupid

[@TurnipCart]

"My parents are dead" "Mine too" "Wow, what are the odds?!" Back in those times, I'm assuming pretty high, lol

[@dedprinc.ssjane]

yea the life expectancy was like your 30's💀

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@dedprinc.ssjane 30?!

[@dedprinc.ssjane]

@@victorlolxd7347 yea😅if you were a spartan it was even shorter lol

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@dedprinc.ssjane yeahhh i expected that i watched a video about the living condition back then…

[@dedprinc.ssjane]

@@victorlolxd7347 there's a channel called Tasting History where this guy makes food from back then, if it interests you i suggest checking it out😊

[@Bee-fu9uz]

When you click this despite the fact that Maleficent is your favourite movie

[@juska4235]

Its because we need anything maleficent :')

[@Bee-fu9uz]

Right?

[@a.sawyer8751]

So true😂

[@allison8250]

same. I wanted to see if he could point something out I didn't notice myself, but I still love it.

[@msktn1c]

Honestly same

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

Actors: *breath* CinemaSins: well yes,but actully no

[@hailsatan6678]

*breathe

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

@Hun Lim No I I'm 13 seconds old

[@basedhomuraakemienjoyer9014]

@Hun Lim I just turned 14 seconds old ♥

[@eagletgriff]

"What have you done to my beautiful self" "I made you more handsome, enjoy your lack of clothes"

[@weirddood1774]

2014: Awww!!! Maleficent saved Aurora! 2019: Maleficent never said “no homo”

[@azsli2]

I was gunna say it was a motherly kiss but we had a woman saying ask for permission to change diapers so i guess that doesnt matter anymore

[@keichiakechi9247]

For goodness sake, lolll!

[@dennysal223]

When gonna do Make Behind to Maleficent 3 release date trailer.

[@dennysal223]

Maleficent 3 Will Be Out Soon! Do the sins of this Movies. 🎥🎥🎥🎥😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍

[@dennysal223]

Maleficent 3 Plot Summary Release Date 2022 2023 2024!! 😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤💜💜💜💜

[@trisatla292]

"Oh no! A thing!"

[@chrisswhite98]

^what lesbians say when their partners reveal themselves in the bedroom and they realize they've assumed the wrong gender

[@trisatla292]

+Chris Cateyes AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

[@trisatla292]

+Chris Cateyes Best reply I've ever gotten

[@chrisswhite98]

+Camille Shelly you're welcome ;)

[@trisatla292]

+Chris Cateyes the best part is, I'm actually a lesbian HAHA

[@artyfole]

I know the job of these videos is to nit-pick the movies, but the wings were an allegory for Maleficent's innocence and the king cutting them off was an allegory for rape. Debate it all you want but that's exactly what Angelina Jolie wanted to be understood about it.

[@amazingfan15]

***** -ding-

[@artyfole]

I don't think you should judge it like that, or at all. I see the symbolism, I see her getting over it and stopping the king from perpetually ruining her life at the end. Say what you want but that resonated with the people who saw it, especially sexual assault victims and women in general. Hell, it doesn't even need to be something like that, it could be the forced loss of any innocence, for anyone. Just because you don't understand it, or it doesn't resonate with you, doesn't mean it's stupid. For the record I didn't like the movie, but I did think Angelina was smart with what she was allowed to do.

[@chance1774]

Not trying to debate your idea but if her wings were an allegory for innocence and rape was represented when he cut them off, how did she regain them? I mean you can't exactly regain your virginity after you've had sex. It just doesn't work. Honest question btw.

[@artyfole]

Chance Miles I don't know exactly what Angelina wanted to say and I've never thought too hard on this film because it bores me, even though I do see and commend the themes and messages it's trying to show. My opinion is that the wings are more than just that, they're her power and her fun and love and so much more. Her not being able to get those wings back is psychosomatic, or as "psychosomatic" as fairy tales can allow. Once she overcame those regrets and hatred tied to the king, she allowed herself to feel that love and fun and power and whatever else her wings meant to her, much like how victims of rape and sexual assault, or people with PTSD, etc. etc. can eventually overcome the burdens and stigma and everything else tied with it. Plus, the whole victim blaming thing that happens with rape victims and how everybody blames Maleficent even though she's clearly a victim didn't help. Here's a decent enough article explaining the gist of things: www.usnews.com/news/articles/2014/05/30/maleficent-sleeping-beauty-and-rethinking-fairy-tale-rape

[@Zinervawyrm]

Am I the only one who did not interpret that scene as rape? I saw it as this, Stephan knew that the old king wanted to kill Maleficent and offered the throne to anyone who could. Stephan took her wings to save her life. For all we know, the crow could have missed a very important speech when he was spying on Stephan's coronation day, claiming that he would declare that humans and Moors would live in peace together. But the crow flies away too soon. Nine months later, Princess Aurora is born, and Maleficent shows up, and is like, "You're a bastard, I'm gonna kill your baby in 16 years, okay, bye!" So instead of getting a king who becomes a fully developed character and admitting to Maleficent what he did was wrong, but thought it was the only way he could save his childhood friend. Yet, instead, we get a character who grows to become bat$h!T crazy. And who can blame him when Maleficent threaten to kill his family?

[@salutationshaveyouheardoft4886]

I'm still glad that for once the evil person is reformed and gets a happy ending instead of just being killed and thrown away.

[@iambadatnamingthings3547]

They’ve done that before but since those movies and tv-shows were for childeren many adults tossed them aside as if they had no merrit what so ever

[@galaxychill9578]

Lol your name's hilarious

[@salutationshaveyouheardoft4886]

@@galaxychill9578 thank you

[@diamondbaker5331]

Me: “Well, that’s not really what Disney was really trying to do. They made Maleficent evil, because it’s just a kid’s movie and-“ My older sister reading over my shoulder: “FOR ONCE? Has this person never heard of WICKED? *theatrical crying*

[@salutationshaveyouheardoft4886]

@@diamondbaker5331 oof i forgot that one. i should read that

[@mariokart6309]

"Movie has 9 minutes of closing credits" That you *DON'T* have to watch!

[@rigen97]

but what about the post-credit scene? oh wait it's not Marvel. false alarm!

[@mel87kel]

Maleficent looks so much like she should be Loki's mother or an older female version of him, I don't even know.

[@GigaChadh976]

Well there both owned by Disney.

[@byakuyatogami2905]

She looks like more of a harpy than a fairy to me

[@hanto6769]

+Kikinara Kitty She looks like a demon

[@retosius7962]

guess what, in Irish folklore, ALL MYTHICAL CREATURES ARE CALLED FAIRIES!MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

[@swagmaster6435]

auctly loki can change his gender a5 whill

[@EdenEye6]

The one huge mistake that I found while watching the movie was not mentioned on here. Her wings were displayed on a window! Wouldn't her spy bird have seen them from outside the castle on the many trips there spying for her? If so, she could have gone back at anytime to get her wings back because apparently they don't decay and just attach back magically.

[@lenastorm6280]

Wow. I've never noticed that! But mabey Diaval (the raven) didn't spy that often?

[@avrilfantasyrin]

This movie has too many plotholes to count, and it wants the audience to take it seriously :/

[@erikaperez6222]

Fgoolwlqllllllwlll,lllllllll........llĺ882888888888i8? 8

[@nadayoussef9575]

EdenEye Dawson If her wings were able to come back to her "that happened at the end", why weren't they able to do so the day they were taken of from her back :3 ?

[@lenastorm6280]

Nada Youssef Well, King Stefan/Stephan (i forget his name) takes them and drive them away in his carriage. And i think he bindes them together.

[@beauswan6531]

'I take umbrige at the casting of this fairy' omg I'm dead

[@gabriellaboutte4921]

*"but it was actually herpes"* lmaooooooo 😭😭😭

[@momsaysiamshook8476]

Lmao I screamed😭😭

[@blackandrosez9191]

yeah 😂😂😂😂😥

[@raniii652]

😭😭😭

[@erravi]

Stefan's logic: True love's kiss, you say? Let's keep her isolated from any potential lovers for 16 years and just hope that she finds her soulmate in a day :D what a great idea! I love my daughter so much

[@sierrasmith5745]

But who would he send with here?! A baby boy? They'd grow up like brother and sisters!

[@erravi]

Sierra Smith No, I'm saying Stefan should've let her grow up in the kingdom like she normally would have. Then she'd naturally find someone who would be her true love instead of hoping she falls in love with someone on her sixteenth birthday.

[@sierrasmith5745]

+lowlife True, but couldn't she prick her finger on the spinning wheel before then? The curse is so complicated! Lol!

[@sierrasmith5745]

Oh, ok, then I c ur point and agree:)

[@sierrasmith5745]

+Nonya Buissness Typos r fine:) I just always use auto-correct so I'm typo free! ;P

[@Cometstarlight]

Iron burns fairies. Huh. Now I know why Fairy type is weak to Steel.

[@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502]

+Cometstarlight Actually, that one seems to be true in most of the classic fairy tales (You know, the ones in which fairies are complete monsters)

[@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502]

***** Heard about changellings?

[@ZorotheGallade]

+TheMythof Feminism What about goblins?

[@spazzmaticus9086]

+Cometstarlight No one picked up the pokemon reference?

[@missanonymous7599]

+WimpyGamer i got it!

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

This is totally random but imagine if Aurora actually fell in love with the crow dude.

[@aamanaarora]

this is not twilight

[@thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338]

A a lol.

[@burakyunuskara]

I have news !

[@yasssqueen2064]

A a lmao

[@shinysugardrops]

Before Prince Philip appeared I literally thought that was gonna happen and I was all for it lmao

[@carlyedwards1422]

Does this guy actually like any movies?

[@rigen97]

Cinemasins is not about liking or disliking a movie. It's about being nitpicky and making fun of movies.

[@wundahoss]

Well he has another channel called cinemawins sooo

[@elarianasky]

@@wundahoss that's not his channel, its someone else's

[@wundahoss]

@@elarianasky oh ok, the voice sounds the same

[@praiselaetemia5671]

He hates everything. Lol

[@Kittymouth]

Do they not even watch their own movies? Maleficent cursed the baby to prick her finger AND DIE. One of the good fairies used up her gift to soften the curse to just make her sleep and added the whole "true love's kiss" thing because she wasn't strong enough to just remove the curse entirely.

[@szarkasm]

u

[@LetsStopThisSong]

Wasn't she doing it to spite Stefan? Since he gave her the "true love's kiss" when she was 16 years old? So that's why she chose that age and the spell?

[@alyssinwilliams4570]

no, the curse was to fall into a sleep like death, not to actually die

[@DarthVader-gp6fm]

As other commenters said, you're wrong, but the main point is that there isn't a set list of rules to follow. Who said one should do this, and this and that in order to produce a good movie? They picked a fairytale and changed it up in a way they found interesting (as happens with pretty much every movie). In this movie, especially, they tried to show a contrast between their first movie and 'Maleficent' by showing a different 'villain', from a different point of view, and, therefore, an entirely different story. I see no fault in that - it isn't called 'The Sleeping Beauty Part 2', afterall.

[@sophiagoodman-merel7453]

A.M. You're totally right, and in the original too she also cursed the baby purely because they didn't invite her to the baby welcoming party when other fairies were invited to give gifts . (of course they didn't invite her because she was evil which she then proves by cursing an innocent baby with her own "gift"). I understand why people like this new version of the original story, but I hate when they completely change the plot of a classic just for the sake of pandering. Why couldn't they have just created a new character to give this type of story to instead of completing rejecting one of their own movies that helped shape Disney into the success they are now. If this was a movie about a completely new character then I'd probably like it more. But I prefer the original evil-for-the-sake-of-evil Maleficent that made her badass and likeable as a villain.

[@crystalfairy912]

I REVOKE THE CURSE LET IT BE NO MORE Quit shouting, Aurora's sleeping.

[@lavenderplace8591]

LOL!

[@red_five3325]

Yeah. How did everyone not hear that?

[@flamey8822]

@@red_five3325 Magic

[@skyehermsen3850]

crystalfairy912 lmao

[@go0gongii]

*sees sharp needle* "yup, guess i'll touch this now"

[@Aithusa.]

Giana L. If you are talking about aurora when she pricked her finger She could not control herself because of the curse The curse kind of hypnotised her for a min and once she pricked her finger she snapped out of it but that was when she fell asleep

[@TheBobist]

I think the best part of the movie is that Maleficent's horns are always on fleek

[@khaotictrash]

Her hair and makeup too

[@hansikakapoor910]

And her cheekbones

[@theravenousrabbit3671]

I've always wondered... The whole deal with her getting her wings cut off is a metaphor for her being raped; Though from Stefans perspective he is saving her life in faking her death so he can become king and stop the persecution of the forest. So then we come back with the crow, where Malificent turns a crow into a human, which he obviously doesn't like, effectively stealing his wings and when he complains she reacts with "Deal with it, I saved your life..." So did she... Metaphorically rape him as well? Sure, he gets back his wings occassionally but she continuously steals them away from him over and over at her own whim, so is she a serial metaphorical rapist? Is this a conscious decision or just a hilarious oversight of the creators?

[@Hunter85792]

I wouldn't say that the crow being shape-shifted is an allegorical rape, but it is extremely hypocritical of Maleficent.

[@Raptorifik]

Freenix the crow did pledge his life to her service so there is not much point to him complaining about the conditions of that servitude as an after-thought.

[@scottsmith9813]

***** it's because the director actully admitted it was a metaphor for rape.

[@CumCaptain]

Scott smith the director also made this horrible movie...moral of the story, we all make mistakes but this guy made a fucking huge one

[@PyroOfZen]

Scott smith Did they literally say "metaphor for rape", or did they say something along the lines of "the way she felt because of the act would be similar to how a rape victim would feel"?

[@carolynh8510]

5:26 Erm, they already had to sew by hand, a spinning wheel and spindle are not a sewing machine, they're used for making thread

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Plus people were making clothes before they invented the spinning wheel.

[@themomoleflore]

Thank you!!!

[@GingerBreadMan1178]

Like the hound says, "Fuck the King"

[@riptiso5014]

Also Spinning wheels just helped make thread there are other ways to make thread but spinning wheels are just designed specifically for it.

[@dannyellaboatboat]

And there are no other fairies getting involved cause they’re at home chilling and playing Call Of Duty 🤣

[@amaramoramei9959]

*I read the book and believe many things should have entered the movie* *This will be long, but I hope to enlighten some key points that weren't included or justified in the movie* *Also English isn't my first language, so please forgive any mistakes* *She wasn't their leader till her wings got cut off* Stefan wanted Maleficent's head, but he still loved her, but his greed was bigger so he cut her wings. *After her wings were cut she went into hiding* to heal, mourn and out of shame (not only was she the only of her kind and the only "giant" fairy, she was without her wings which were her pride and the only thing she had to relate to her mother, who died when was just a baby. (She was told her green eyes came after Lysander, her father, and her wings were her mother's, Hermia)), so she didn't go back to the Moors. *In that time she focused on her powers* (at first it was the nature helping her out of sorrow for her, but then she used that help to grow her powers) and became more powerful fueled by spite, (like she never realised her potential and now the hate made her stronger) and living in the "human side" making farmer's lives hell ( her parents when alive used to help the farmers with their stock, they were the first kind humans they'd met) She used to believe that there were good humans and was a pacifist because of her parents beliefs (they died in a battle while trying to persuade King Henry that they can live in harmony, when she was a baby), but after Stefan she agreed with what the other faeries always told her that humans were as rotten as they can come. *She was the one upfront on the battle cause the other creatures did not have "what it takes" and* , nobody was brave enough nor had the strength to go into battle and because her parents stood front when they were alive too (in the scene with king Henry, that was actually Maleficent's first battle), she would go to try to persuade the humans of peace like her parents used to do, when they didn't feel like backing away the tree creatures came in her aid too (). *After she met Diaval and heard that Stefan had become king everything clicked on her head* and when she heard of the rushed coronation and marriage and of the baby, she thought that it was just a matter of time till Stefan would come and do the same as king Henry, only that while Henry wanted the faeries dead out of faeriephobia(?) Stefan wanted the riches of that land.(in the beginning when Maleficent met Stefan he gave the gem he stole to Maleficent, but in fact he had two and took the other one with him.) *She knew it and regressed back to the Moors to protect it* And because she came "Lika boss" nobody dared questioning her, hence self-proclaimed leader. *She hated that he did so much damage to her, and he was living like he did nothing* and then he had a child, she had dreams of having a child, but she felt like she would never trust/love someone like that again, because of Stefan, she still had love for him. Actually in Stefan head Mal should thank him for being merciful and only take her wings. *The three pixies went to Stefan even before Mal had returned to the Moors* , they wanted to engross in the lavish life of royalty. When she (Mal) went to the Christening, she hid herself and the crow, the gem Stefan stole she gave it to the queen in a necklace, she saw the three pixies there and acknowledged their betrayal (hence "the rabble"). *When she was cursing* the sleep like death was because of her wings taken while was sleeping and because that's the moment a part of her died, The spinning wheel was because she was looking for inspiration in the room and saw a spinning wheel in there between the baby's gifts, she then turned to go away, but Stefan begged so she stabbed him with the kiss part, the sixteenth birthday was because that was the moment her 'true love's kiss",( he wasn't a good boyfriend, their relationship Only lasted because of her love for him, and her excusing him every chance she got.) *Also they dated in secret* because the Moors did not approve of humans, when Stefan stopped coming she isolated herself heartbroken, and because she didn't want her friends to see her and find the truth, so when she went back it's almost like seeing your aunt that comes once every two years, and she's totally different, like 'how long did I sleep?') and was because of her true love's kiss(a lie), and also she said 16 because she wanted to madden Henry with the antecipation of the doom. *He was afraid Mal would come back at any instant between those 16 yrs* and do any farther damage as it was easy for her to get in there in his baby's Christening, so he isolated the castle of the whole kingdom and sent the princess away. *Mal then made the thornwall* , knowing that Stefan would come for her, and he indeed attacked numerous times unsuccessfully. The wall was strong. *Actually she didn't even felt like watching Aurora* , the first time was to know her location provided by Diaval. *But Diaval* when she would turn him back into a crow, he would fly straight to the baby, there was a time Mal wouldn't even turn him back knowing that he would go see Aurora, one day she got curious of it and went to see the baby, making nasty faces at her the baby laughed, she wanted to make the meanest face but the pixies showed up, so she fled. The part where Aurora is like 2 yrs old? And runs to her then holds her horns, actually was Mal sneaking on aurora, and scaring her for real with screams and all, then the baby cried and run like Mal expected except she run straight to her and hugged her legs, she wanted to be picked up, but Mal refused and she whales even louder making Mal pick her up, She reached for her horns but she snapped away, and put the baby back on the ground. *Maleficent used to be a prankster* when young with her guardian, Robin (shame he isn't even mentioned in the movie), she would go to prank the pixies, while Diaval would fly to see the baby, then Diaval started taking her to see the baby. *She started to get fond of "it" as she would call her* , and became "a hidden caregiver" till she was like 8-9 yo, because the pixies were able to deal with her better at that age, so Mal lessened her visits, knowing that she didn't need to be watched all the time like before. *The pixies had no choice but take care of Aurora* because the king was about to turn on them they choose to take care of her, in order to not be expelled from the human kingdom they were getting used to. *The first time Aurora is pushed into the Moors* was because of the soldiers cutting wood out of Mal's wall and they noticed Aurora looking around the wall trying to see through(she used to do it every night) Mal didn't want the soldiers to see her and report to the king (that would make him take bigger measures to protect Aurora.) *It wasn't a spell but a yellow flower's polen* she used to make Aurora sleep, then deal with the soldiers, she couldn't leave her there or they would wake up and see her, she didn't have enough time to return her to the cottage without them waking and noticing them too, *so she brought her to the faeries side of the wall out of panick* , when she woke up she wandered in the Moors but Mal didn't show herself she wanted to see kid behaviour around the faeries, watching Aurora curious about everything made Mal see the Moors with the eyes she once had, so she made it a habit to bring Aurora whenever she'd wander the wall, only after a while did Aurora noticed Mal and she showed up. *They bond got stronger* but she was stubborn about revoking the curse like Diaval would constantly advise her, she was denial of her affection for the girl. *Because Mal had a bond with her enchanted subject* she could feel when Aurora's finger started to tingle and when she pricked it, just like she could feel every attack on the thorn wall, and when the soldiers started cutting wood. *When Mal woke Aurora, she actually filled her in on everything that happened* her motives and all, she wanted to keep the prince's kiss out of the story afraid that Aurora would choose to live with the humans because of it, but Diaval glared at her so she decided no more secrets, Aurora processed everything and choose to go with Mal. The rest is pretty much seen in the movie final minutes. The iron net the dragon, that big glass break, yeah... *Hope most of the confusion on Maleficent's plot got cleared with this comment. I really recommend reading the book.* *There's also the book on Ursula, and the Snow White's Evil Queen. I still haven't read those two, but yeah...in case they try to make those the remakes for the respective movies, I recommend you read it to have a better view on the movie.*

[@veronika4870]

coool what is the name of the book?

[@WhoTFMadeThisChange]

You my fiend, should get something good for yourself to drink/eat because your love/effort for Maleficent is incredible

[@amaramoramei9959]

@@WhoTFMadeThisChange surprisingly I was offered cake today 😄

[@lizcastro9615]

Is there a book?

[@amaramoramei9959]

@@lizcastro9615 yes, Maleficent's book is *"Maleficent"* written by Disney Press

[@eduardorios2373]

It's a Disney movie, the chances that their parents are dead is very likely.

[@tiktok_memesss7183]

Eduardo Rios literally in every movie from Disney and they have at least one dead parent and if not parent grandparent or loved one I bet you can’t even name a Disney movie that doesn’t include one death

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Eduardo Rios, yes, I think Disney is dangerous!

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

TikTok_ Memesss Hehe, Sleeping Beauty. Count ‘em!

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

Actually it's a fairy tale thing, not invented by Disney. Those tales are settled in medieval times ... where women died during childbirth quite often ... or people died due to infection.

[@thinktwice6246]

I'm pretty sure no one died in Pocahontas, thought I don't particular remember her having a mother present.

[@asiafrivera]

Maleficent made the curse's deadline on ro's 16th birthday because when she turned 16, Stefan gave her the true love's kiss as a gift. She said that ro can only be awaken by true love's kiss because she believe it doesn't exist.

[@nickilewinsky4070]

Asia Rivera you didn't know how to spell her name did you? lol I was like who is Ro? 👏👏👌

[@asiafrivera]

Nicki Lewinsky that's her nickname 🤔

[@nickilewinsky4070]

Asia Rivera I thought her nickname was beastie

[@bonbonbunnie]

"Sleeping Beauty" is adapted from both the Charles Perrault and Brothers Grimm versions of the classic fairy tale. In Perrault, the princess's name is Aurora; in Grimm, it's Briar Rose. In the movie, she's born Aurora but takes on Briar Rose as an alias during the years she spends hiding out from Maleficent.

[@drakesmith7561]

I get it ,and that makes sense. But you're still waiting 16 years for something that honestly wouldn't really feel like legit revenge. Now if she did this to his wife maybe but for me this isn't much of a pay off

[@LAReyGo]

"No wait stop. Don't go in the spindle dungeon, you might prick yourself. I did everything to prevent this. Help" His reaction killed me XD

[@DeeMetria]

"Now everyone has to sew by hand." What... What exactly do you think a spinning wheel DOES? Here's a hint. And by hint, I mean the answer: it spins (hence the name) wool into yarn. By removing the wheels, you force people to use drop spindles.

[@GingerBreadMan1178]

And that's why I had a lot of trouble making stuff in One Hour One Life game lmao. "Where do I get shit? Sheep? Oh I need a shovel to dig the shit up and replace it on the ground and wait for it to fertilize?" "Where do I get chop sticks?" "How da fudge do I make fire? I got wood and a rock?" "How da hell do I make clothes? I need a needle-like bone to wool sheep coats into yarn-blah-blah-blah"

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

Spinning wheels and spindles are the same thing

[@DeeMetria]

Not quite. They accomplish the same thing, turning the fiber into yarn, but a drop spindle is a distinctly different product than a spinning wheel.

[@LadyOnikara]

Spinning wheels turn straw into gold. This little dude told me once. Forgot his name though.......

[@DeeMetria]

Welp, you got me there.

[@silvermist4110]

Did no one else think that Arorua was gonna fall in love with an be with Crow guy who watched over her all her life an etc?

[@cait6863]

Wouldn’t he be like a father figure then??

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

No....none else thought that wtf. We saw him as a gonna fall in love with malifacent. Everyone shipped them. And if you don't, you're lying

[@madphantom7161]

yessss me

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

@@madphantom7161 no.

[@aleahlrb]

I think she thought of the crow as a pet or as a guardian, which she seems to have thought when Maleficent revealed herself with the crow. I think she just thinks of the crow as a friend.

[@400Awesomo]

That's a good point. 1:20, "You could have just put it in your pocket, right?"

[@bethmacfarlane3582]

I guess he did it to show that she meant more than the ring

[@fontainefuturistics1726]

yeah but that ring sucked anyway

[@thattruong5360]

Timmy Nguyen

[@Nstone53]

CinemaSins doesn't understand spinning wheels.

[@riptiso5014]

We should start sinning CinemaSins videos that missed shit or cut out parts that disproved there original sin or gave an explanation for it.

[@steve1978ger]

*ding*

[@drakethedragon3164]

Came here to say this.

[@andreeacat7071]

For people who don’t know, spinning wheels are used to make threads, not weave clothing.

[@thatgirlwiththeweirdname9299]

5:28 well, they were sewing by hand anyway... But spinning thread just became a whole lot more difficult.

[@theorangeninja6486]

Sin 27: She didn't get burned because the soldiers' armor was leather and brass. Only the king had the ornate iron set.

[@canale39youification]

What about helmets and shields?

[@theorangeninja6486]

...She... Missed them? I don't know...

[@theorangeninja6486]

+MarcusFenix89 Well, the shields were wooden...

[@Freakgrl04]

Not only that but he's mistaken the 3 pixies for fairies, and the spinning wheels which is something that you take wool and make yarn out of as a sewing implement.

[@baxterjaye3984]

Or iron doesn't effect fairy wings.

[@krisgraves9115]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@jennikifm2]

Kristina Graves Pfft any love story is better than Twilight. Even Drapple. Draco Malfoy and his apple from Harry Potter.

[@firestormmatrix6696]

What about 50 shades?

[@edytad7764]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaa twilight was suky

[@LadyOnikara]

Even Star Wars was a better love story than Twilight.

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

Kristina Graves Ha EVERY STORY IS A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT (THAT INCLUDES STORIES WITH NO LOVE)

[@braylenjames5188]

Btw the cliche of Maleficent saying "only true love's kiss can wake her" is because she doesn't believe in it after king Stephen cut off her wings

[@mcl3066]

According to lore, fairies cant typically use their magic on their self so Maleficent not being able to fly using her own magic, makes sense.

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Nice bullfinch pfp

[@mcl3066]

@@KISSArmySoldier thank you 😊

[@Cra3ture]

Yell at the king from a safer distance every fantasy movie ever

[@sightseeing7993]

Except LOTR

[@rm0986]

Especially LOTR wtf

[@bk_1203]

For some strange reason, I feel like it would have been more interesting to have bird guy and blondie princess fall in love. No clue why though XD

[@lenastorm6280]

+Epic Patty Cake Me too!

[@bk_1203]

Lena Storm Hahaha and here I thought I was the only one! *virtual fist bump* :D

[@lenastorm6280]

me too! *Virtual fist bump* :D

[@Wandergirl108]

+Epic Patty Cake Bird guy was in love with Maleficent. :P

[@lenastorm6280]

I shipp him with Aurora AND with Maleficent. But i like him and Maleficent better then him and Aurora.

[@nurkkakala5665]

9:20 I love how you dissed the movie about her 'trusting her wings' as being stupid, even though people tripping over their own feet is a thing

[@LadyOnikara]

yep! I don't trust my feet anymore, those suckers just hate me.

[@somerandomanimator6075]

If the king had just introduced Aurora to spinning wheels and told her about the curse, she wouldn't have ever gotten cursed because she would've known to avoid them. *DING!*

[@birbshleh896]

She chose the curse to happen at the age of 16 because that was the age maleficent was when stefan kissed her

[@nickilewinsky4070]

+DragonGirl AC oh wow I didn't notice that thanks!

[@birbshleh896]

Nicki Lewinsky ur welcome

[@FernieCanto]

Impractical "poetic" curse. [*ding*]

[@ximenacerezo1590]

Ohhhhhhhh so that's why we get that kiss fact when we obviously didn't need it...thanks!

[@blerksnarfgut7332]

Birb Shleh Exactly! Also, the rest of Maleficent's curse mimicked the manner in which Stefan betrayed her. He drugged her and put her to sleep so she wanted to put his daughter to sleep. Another thing, iron was a weapon against fairies so she turned that against him by having his daughter injure herself with an iron spindle. It's a pretty genius revenge plot if you think about it.

[@annesilva3542]

Before Maleficent cursed Aurora, didn't she said "the princes shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, BE LOVED by ALL who know her" i mean she just screwed herself right there. Ding

[@DarlingNikki2]

Ghost Queen Yep! I also wondered why she would try to revoke the curse (other than for dramatic effect for the audiences' sake) when she said no power on Earth could change it (other than true love's kiss). Sort of a non-sequitur to go through all that drama to revoke something you said couldn't be revoked by any power other than true love...

[@fishworshipper]

DarlingNikki2 Because time tends to make the details on exactly what you said 16 years ago a little fuzzy.

[@DarlingNikki2]

fishworshipper Possibly, but as ticked as she was I wouldn't think that Maleficent would forget the exact details of the curse LOL! I just always saw it as a dramatic plot point and I knew it was going to happen because she had been so charmed by Aurora. The whole movie was predictable, but I still really do enjoy watching it...

[@fishworshipper]

DarlingNikki2 Honestly I think she actually fell for the "everyone will love her [or whatever]" enchantment on Aurora. Which is really funny if you think about it.

[@DarlingNikki2]

fishworshipper True! She should've been more specific--"Everyone except me will love her!" LOL! Seriously though, it was a good movie if you don't overthink it and watch it for the entertainment value of it.

[@tyyawnnathomas5595]

She can't grow her wings bc her wings weren't made by magic because she has one of a kind of wings

[@LadyOnikara]

Also, she probably couldn't because they were cut off by iron and that does something so they can't be regrown.

[@beau1207]

Fairies can’t use magic on themselves.

[@rampynt]

@@beau1207 How do Aurora's fairies turn themselves into humans then?

[@beau1207]

Rampynt That’s just an ability they can do they can’t cast spells on themselves though. Idk how to put it into words

[@saklee1777]

Rampynt i guess because theyre pixies not faries

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

Can I take a sin off for that eyebrow lift from crow boy as he was being vain, cause that sold the line for me.

[@Kaydiasez]

How many people have pointed out that spinning wheels don't sew things, they spin fibers into thread/yarn. I am WAY to lazy to scroll down.

[@matthewdrummond1340]

Kaydiasez You're right but I wonder if that would cause a thread/yarn shortage in the 16 years with a trickle affect. More of a question than a statement.

[@Kaydiasez]

I want a TV mini-series on the economic collapse of the kingdom and the bootleggers running underground spinning factories now.

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

Maybe that's why "The Emperor's New Clothes" happens?

[@yukiyuukichan5771]

i was about to do that xD

[@higgins382]

Sheep into Wool = shearing. Wool into Yarn = spinning. Yarn into Cloth = weaving. Cloth into Clothing - Sewing.

[@yunejeebang4907]

The 16th birthday thing is because Stefan kissed Maleficent on her 16th birthday. She's making it clear that this is revenge.

[@broadwaybrook2319]

Vengeance will be MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@laurenjcoates]

Making the raven into a human was such a good idea

[@shadotarot]

That Jennifer Aniston joke thou.... Damn bro!

[@belias360]

I'm actually okay with this reboot. Aurora isn't totally useless, they deconstruct a lot of the things that didn't make sense in the original film, and Maleficient's motives make sense here, as opposed for her just being evil just because she could. They should have named her something different in the beginning though, because I can't buy that she was actually given such a name by fairy parents who wanted humans and fairies to live together in peace. "Sure, let's want that and name our child with a name that specifically alludes to what we -don't- want! Nothing bad will come of this at all!"

[@HeraldofMisfortune]

+belias360 Maybe her parents hated humans and wanted Maleficent to bring misery on them

[@keeairra3854]

But there are people in this world that are just evil

[@arrowflames60]

+belias360 excus3e me?? maleficent is better when she just evil because she can be... that the best type of person in life.. and basically the only type in MY life.. so dont u say it better when she not bein evil just cuz she can... IT IS BETTER WHEN SHE EVIL CUZ SHE WANTS TO BE.. DISNEY RUINS EVERYTHING AND MAKES THINGS WORSE AND WORSE WITH EVERY MOVIE

[@belias360]

Arrow Flames ?

[@arrowflames60]

u said and Maleficient's motives make sense here, as opposed for her just being evil just because she could, but it should be other way around.. it better when she evil just cuz she could be.

[@alexandriahyde764]

Actually, at least some parts of the curse makes sense. She wants Stefan to live knowing there's nothing he can do to save his daughter, because the bone she threw was "true love", which she doesn't believe exists; therefore, in her mind, she's mocking him, "Haha, your one shot to save her is something that's impossible." After getting scorned by Stefan, she has given up on the idea of true love, so all she's offering, in her mind, is false hope. And 16 years means 16 years of agony, of knowing he's running out of time with nothing he can do. But also giving him enough time to hope that "just maybe...". As for why she keeps repeating that she's revoking the spell, it's because the spell is resisting; she keeps trying to break it but can't, because she made it impossible to break. Except she said that all who look upon her will love her (or something like that), which inadvertently include s herself, hence her almost immediate softening towards Aurora; she unintentionally included herself in the curse. And doesn't the curse have to happen? It's, "On her sixteen birthday, she will" not "If she so happens to be around an operating spinning wheel, this could happen if she's not careful". It's definite, declarative. She says this thing will happen, and has magically made it so it will happen, right? There's no avoiding the curse.

[@slimpickens4742]

If she included herself in the curse then it wasn't true love, and so Aurora shouldn't have woken up, but nice theory either way. also, the reason she picked 16 years was because that's how old she was when she had her first kiss with steven or the king or whatever that jerk's name is

[@vanessasu7530]

That is one very long sentence.

[@englishlady9797]

Yeah, she's basically a vindictive, psychopathic child abuser.

[@rachaelrhoades949]

Hey you forgot her crazy cheek bones they are more scary than her magic😂

[@tyyawnnathomas5595]

8:02 he talks about some of the lines Angelina says a lot while I like that line because it's just simple and it's funny when she says it

[@Daxank]

Maleficent in the original movie turns into a dragon. Maleficent in the Kingdom Hearts games turns into a dragon (and probably the best boss fights in these games) Maleficent in the new movie turns a crow into a dragon ... WHY?!?

[@Rae.Harper]

Daxank why not? Lol

[@freddieribeiro]

Daxank Sin 123... Ding!

[@cryptidofoz]

Because, this is the REAL story ~ Everything else we know about Maleficent isn't 100% right. Duh. Gosh, did you watch the movie? Villan redemption story! (sarcasm. this is sarcasm)

[@screensinger5971]

Because getting her wings back was the more important part of the climax that they wanted to show. Although they still offer no good explanation for why she can turn birds into humans and dragons yet can't conjure up a pair of wings.

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

Ashley Collier meu xu

[@shugoshugo123]

if someone other than your romantic interest can give you a true loves kiss why couldn't sleeping beauty's parents or fairy godmothers have woken her up in the fairytale???

[@DrakoVongola11]

+TheBuragi You would have to be a special kind of stupid to get that message from this movie or from Frozen.

[@DrakoVongola11]

TheBuragi Did you even watch the goddamn movies? In these movies the guy didn't love the girl, in Frozen Hans was evil and Kristoff only knew Anna for like 2 days, the fact you can't fall in love within a day is what set the whole goddamn plot in motion.

[@DrakoVongola11]

TheBuragi THATS THE GODDAMN POINT! It's an inversion of the "love at first sight" trope that was so prevalent in almost every other Disney movie. Holy Jesus fuck you are dense.

[@AnimeKittyish]

+TheBuragi No, it was meant to signify how relationships between family are stronger than those you develop with boys you met a couple days ago.

[@AnimeKittyish]

TheBuragi ?

[@alfiemitchell3413]

The curse is because they kissed on her 16th birthday and stufan called it "true love". Both of them thought it didn't exist that's why she chose that just to mess with everyone's head. The spinning wheel part is because Maleficant is a villain based in a witch in a old old story from very long ago, I don't remember why but she was judged or not invited to the royal party or something, so used the spinning wheel for something. Don't say "no because in the animated..." because in the animated Maleficant wanted Aurora to die and didn't have a connection with the king, and was just pissed she wasn't invited to the christening or party or whatever, the only reason it she was asleep is because of the faires last blessing.

[@medievalgirl002]

Actually, the original story is probably just a variation on the evil stepmother/stepparent trope. Historically, children in royal families often did have difficult relationships with step parents because they wanted their own biological children to inherit, rather than their spouse's child from a previous marriage. There were even a couple of cases of royals being murdered by stepmothers.

[@Sbjung58]

who's here after maleficient 2 ?

[@gspendlove]

"I take umbrage at the casting of this fairy." I understood that reference.

[@ToshAroundMac]

+gspendlove I loled too. Dolores character was so effectively rage-inducing I still ''yuck'' when I see the actress cast as her.

[@waterlady2788]

Scrolled through just to see who noticed too just to like 👏👏👏

[@emiluvb]

Maleficent is a mix between magnificent and malevolent. Said so by Disney officials while making the movie.

[@twilightfades_7]

Emiluv B 😂 Aw these delusional idiots actually think they are so creative

[@relaxolotl788]

it's an actual word

[@ulla7378]

Hmm. Given that malefica is latin and means witch, I highly doubt that it's just mix between magnificent and malevolent. Nobody gets that close on actual word, which actually describes the person perfectly, by accident.

[@xxChainingHeartsxx]

@@ulla7378 Just typical Disney trying to steal shit again..in this case a ACTUAL word🤨..while failing terribly at being sly about it, AGAIN, my guts😭.

[@Aithusa.]

Scattered Thoughts maleficent was made in 1956 the sleeping beauty movie Im pretty sure in 1956 Disney didn’t give a fuck about “oh so creative” They just wanted to make the kids happy

[@minnie21434]

1:15 Is it just me, or does the boy look like the younger version of Shane from Buzzfeed Unsolved😂😂😂

[@crisis4415]

Minnie B heads too small 😅

[@tracienatalie673]

Love watching theses even when about movies I love!

[@DainRiffgin89]

One big problem I have with this movie is the fact that right out of the gate they say humans are greedy and evil. Ok, you could say we can be prone to that, but give us some redeeming qualities, man. The fairies seem to be perfect, omnibenevolent beings when, oh no, the big bad humans show up and ruin everything. I mean, Maleficent gets upset when Stefan takes a crystal, but what kind of crystal is it? Is it valuable? Why does he have to give it back, I'm pretty sure it's not living. Doesn't matter, humans are greedy! Also, when the old King goes to invade the Moors, he says no one has been there, so why would he invade a place, and risk so many casualties, without even considering what's inside? Is there even anything of value inside that is worth invading? That's irresponsible, especially for a king. But no, humans are greedy, so of course the king would blindly invade the moors, because that's what humans do.

[@EGeorgev]

You're just pissed, cuz the movie showed us in a bad light. And I actually like those movies even more for that matter (like Avatar for example). I like them cuz they show us for what we really are. Plain evil. We just don't see it or don't want to admit it. We are self-centered with no sense of responsibility for anything else but ourselves and that's f*cking awful.

[@CumCaptain]

Because humans are greedy evil and selfish until we decide to be otherwise. We are afraid of what we don't understand, and we feel entitled to have things our way.

[@DainRiffgin89]

Humans can be evil, but we can be capable of such good as well. It is important to have a balance, which is why movies that paint us as straight evil (or one side as irredeemably evil) like Avatar, where the company and PMC were unusually callous, and were looking for Unobtainium (yeah, that's not subtle), which is used for what exactly? Well, doesn't matter, just an excuse to tear up trees and kill Mother Pandora. The problem I have with films of such ilk is that they make anyone who would even step on a flower as wanting to destroy everything, and it is overused. Humans are capable of all sorts of things: Hate, prejudice, murder, pain, greed, indifference and other terrible things. But we are equally capable of the good: Love, understanding, life, healing, altruism, caring, and other wonderful things. Showing both in the movie is important, the good and the bad, which will also makes the movie have better written characters, instead of flat representations.

[@EGeorgev]

Vlad Velasquez no I'm not ignoring that, yet even with all of what you've said "we have a good side too" ect. ect, we still come up mostly as evil if you look at us from another point of view. We see aliens as evil when they come for our planet, but aren't we gonna be the same when one they we try to colonize another planet with life on it? We'll be the evil aliens to them. Yes humans have both good and evil, have sympathy and lack of it, but the way I see it it's: good

[@DainRiffgin89]

Emil Georgiev Back to the Movie at hand, that is a very good point, and I not denying the King would be evil for invading the Moors. But the problem here is that they made the invasion irrational. If the Moors had source of magical power the humans could harness, or it had riches, or even if the humans needed lumber, it would at least be a reason to invade. For all the King knew, the Moors could just be a massive swamp. Actually, that would be ironic: get most of your army wiped out, only to find out it was a swamp. He could try and build a castle there, just to show them, but it would probably would just sink into the swamp (along with the 2nd, the third would probably burn down, fall over and then sink into the swamp, but the fourth one would stay up).

[@declanhandley-byrne4335]

You could cut diamonds on Angelina Jolie's cheekbones. Like... Jesus, man.

[@pohjanakka4992]

Did anybody already point out that spinning wheels are used to made yarn, not to sew, they are not sewing machines? So you can't sew or make cloth because you have no yarn after you destroyed all the spinning wheels.

[@rachelhiestand979]

You can still make cloth and yarn and stuff by hand it just takes a long time

[@OkieTeacher918]

Omg the audio outtakes were GOLDEN. They might just be my favorite 😂

[@inearanda8051]

"Iron burns fairies." What about the iron in her blood? Huh? Huh?!

[@megabyte1302]

1. Not enough Iron to do anything 2. Even if it was enough to do damage, they probably have different stuff in their blood than us

[@inearanda8051]

ABlu3Phoenix hahahhaha I was just kidding, don't worry.

[@danielosborne6075]

I think it is a good point, basically our blood is red because of the iron rust. A different color blood would have solved it.

[@firebow2810]

Daniel Osborne Our blood is not red because of iron rust. For that to happen, our blood would have to get into contact with oxygen (which it does because it carries oxygen to limbs) AND water. Second, our red blood cells are red, iron is not a part of red blood cells. If you have rust in your blood, I'd be extremely concerned.

[@thomasneal9291]

@@firebow2810 " iron is not a part of red blood cells" WTF? the protein in red blood cells that carries oxygen is hemoglobin. ... and the reason hemoglobin can bind with oxygen is because it has iron bound in the protein. oxidized iron is by definition, rust. so yes, you DO effectively have rust in your blood after it leaves your lungs. And... no, you don't need water to form iron oxide (rust), it happens faster in water because it acts as a catalyst. finally, your blood plasma is over 95% water. exactly the reason why your blood looks red when you bleed. oxidized iron baby. other animals use a different metal to bind oxygen with. molluscs like octopus, for example, use copper instead of iron in hemocyanin, which is what their blood cells contain. this is why it's clear or very translucent blue color. So I suppose fairies could theoretically utilize hemocyanin instead of hemoglobin... if fairies existed, but they don't so why bother just say it's friggen magic. the more you know.

[@cytorakdemon]

Hey, remember when Malecifent was evil just for the sake of being evil? That she cursed the king's daughter JUST because he refused to invite her to the baby's coronation? Also, pro-tip to you evil faeries/witches, when you curse a girl to "prick her finger on the needle of spinning and fall into a sleep-like death", leave out the "sleep-like" part and just say she'll die. It'll sound much more dramatic. Can't wait to see how Disney castrates their next villain, I wonder if Gaston was bullied as a child and helps Belle hook up with the Beast, or if Hook is Peter Pan's father, or some other bullshit. God, this movie pisses me off so much.

[@Rp4man]

All of this is not random, they're showing how malefic entry became evil the way she did. And instead of making every evil disney character die, they gave a different side to it.

[@cytorakdemon]

〈3Ryan4man〈3 Which is why it sucks. I don't want "oh rape allegory, I'm hurt and now justified for being evil which I'm only going to be for about ten minutes, then I'm going to puss out of my revenge plan". I wanted Maleficent to be evil and vain to the core from the very beginning. I was super excited to see this movie from the villain's pov, like "how dare they not invite me to the baby's coronation, I'll show that bastard king by cursing his daughter to a sleep like death, but I'll say its death". So sick of people trying to make redeemable villains like they're coupons, I want a villain every now and then to be evil just for the sake of being evil.

[@Rp4man]

Eric Coldfire But that's the reason why they did it, you never knew why she was evil or why she all of the sudden decided to crash a party for the heck of it. No person is evil just to be evil. There's a purpose behind everything.

[@cytorakdemon]

〈3Ryan4man〈3 Not in Disney there isn't. In Disney people can be born evil or at least have reasoning to be evil without making them look like victims (remember Hans?) And there was a reason to crash the party. It makes Maleficent selfish, cold hearted, vain, and spiteful. Like a villain. In old times, a Royal Family's coronation was considered a public event. Not just nobility was expected to show up, but commoners as well. The king flat out forbid Maleficent from attending because (witch, evil, scary, unusual, pick your poison) reasons. Her showing up uninvited was reason enough to hate the king and want revenge by cursing his daughter. "You think I'm not good enough to witness your daughter's coronation, well now I'm going to curse her to death (again not sleep, much more dramatic)."

[@zutamacka6667]

I fucking agree. I LOVE villains, and what I love about villains is them being EVIL, not being sad scorned bitches. -.- pisses me off! What's wrong with simply being a jerk because you're a jerk?! Why does everyone have to have a sad childhood or an unrequited love behind them!? Is there seriously no OTHER reason why people turn out to be jerks? What's that shit about people not being evil for the purpose of being evil? How about Hitler or Attila the Hun or Stalin? Did they have sad childhoods or were they victims of unrequited love too? How about BP fucking up entire Mexican Bay, was that evil done because someone in BP management was porked at a bad moment? There's greed and evil and murderous tendencies just for the fuck of it, yes! There are fucked up conceited people who'd fuck you up for forgetting their invitation to a party, they do exist in this world! Also I have nothing against complex villains either but good gods can we then make them complex, instead of just "oh her fucker bailed on her"? It doesn't "explain things", it just makes her shift from scary to pathetic! The "old" Malefficent scared me because she was unpredictable and powerful, this new one makes me want to mock her! She's just an immature bitch unable to deal with some fuckeroo bailing on her! What, you can make *dragons* but you can't get yourself a new fucker?! Look at Batman villains - those are some fine complex guys, why not write something like them; create a type of villain you can actually identify and be forced to actually agree with, like Joker or Bane (Nolan versions)? Instead of a pathetic bitch who can't deal with loss of a single one fucker? I mean imagine if we got a back story on fucking Sauron and it turns out he actually forged the One Ring to marry Galadriel but she ran off with Gandalf and THEN Sauron turned evil!? Wouldn't that be a fucking SPIT in the face!?

[@amandaochampaugh9887]

"I take umbridge at the casting of this fairy" brilliant XD

[@Sarah-cp4lp]

"Oh no. A THING!" 😂

[@crazy-fh7qq]

Does anybody else love Maleficent and is just watching this for entertainment?

[@queenieofqueens]

me!

[@goddessofcarries8180]

Well, I hate none of the movies here, only watching for fun. (Except horror movies, I never watch those.)

[@sorryicantthinkofacoolname7209]

+Frosty The Lightning Dragon yeah, exactly the same for me.

[@paytonsgaming3103]

Same

[@anneonymous9680]

YASSS meee

[@DiedrichKnickerbocker1783]

So one the greatest Disney villains is...not villain?

[@jerrygodeep4787]

well magneto is not a villain either then

[@professordeportugadoyt113]

John Hardin That's the magic

[@ServantofBaal]

And in KH2 she was also given a chance to halfway redeem herself as well by proving she isn't totally malicious, just an egoist

[@lauren-yf3eq]

John Hardin This is just one variation of Disneys multiple universes

[@jessicanicholls768]

John Hardin you do realise that this isn't a remake it's a different version just because she was a villain in the original dosnt mean that it has to be EXACTLY the same in this one

[@saniyasicarius2797]

This movie given a hard remember that I crush on Maleficent even in anime forms.

[@Concert16]

2:50 is such a savage comment and I live for it lol

[@CakyCaktus]

I really enjoyed this movie :) *Waits for the hate to roll in*

[@CakyCaktus]

***** I do :)

[@afkastadelman]

I actually really enjoyed this movie too...along with 90+% that this channel beaks. Why can't people just enjoy things nowadays? It's quite ridiculous actually! Why can't people appreciate the spin that Disney took on the original story?

[@CakyCaktus]

Afka Stadelman then you get people that are saying "IT WAS SO PREDICTABLE". Well, yeah.. it's a story that's been told many times before just flipped around to show a little originality.

[@tiffanybader2270]

Afka Stadelman I thought this movie was great but of course this guy just likes making fun of god movies

[@scottsmith9813]

Tiffany Bader no he does shit films too, like Maleficent

[@maddrawer8497]

(Note, I know this is a joke thing, but still.) 4:40 She was 16 when stefan gave her "true loves kiss". That is why it was 16 years, and not 8 years, ect. 11:15 Maleficents kiss was true love, aka unconditional love. The love only a mother figure could behold. And she just met phillip, so no way they would love each other immediately. Like in real life. 11:26 Maleficent screwed herself over by allowing her a curse of being loved by all who meet her, so Maleficent loved her more and more as Aurora grew. 12:12 EYY~!

[@twilightfades_7]

Mad Drawer A joke? Um you mean the truth.

[@twilightfades_7]

Mad Drawer Maleficent and Aurora never bonded. Never had a real conversation. Not at all believeable "true love."

[@twilightfades_7]

Mad Drawer And if she doesn't believe in true love..... why create a curse based on true love?

[@masekiibo]

Scattered Thoughts of sge didn’t believe in true love she probably made the curse based on true love so it could never be broken

[@coqcyuloresgweneth4734]

Scattered Thoughts she do it so that it become unbreakable.. because she thinks that true love dont exist..

[@companylovesmisery1463]

For the scenes when Maleficent is glowing green- outtakes from Galadriel in either Middle-Earth trilogy, or Hela in Thor Ragnarok.

[@jennw7885]

0:57 AH! Umbrige returns!

[@wlthomas67]

I wonder if there were black market spindles?

[@veronicadolginko6421]

There absolutely was, and I just spent more time than I should wondering what smuggling those was like. Seems like it'd be...painful.

[@riptiso5014]

You know what that's what I want to see I want to see a story about someone who used to work and make money out of using their spinning wheel and then had to start a black market business because of it

[@teeluv9841]

I just realized: "no truer love than that of a mothers"

[@englishlady9797]

She's not her mother though. In fact, she's the reason Aurora never got to know her birth mother. She's just a manipulative fairy woman who basically abducted a child.

[@jasmineneverwas1724]

I guess that explains a lot in my life,....or my daughter's life rather.

[@wandasairconditioner4781]

@@englishlady9797 ikr its a paradox

[@craftmajesty6960]

She says there no sich thing as true love kissb because the guy she kissed didn't love her. I feel like malficent like Aurora could have been her daughter. She couldn't fight the bond.

[@Alteori]

OH MY GOD I love you. 😂😂😂 You crack me up

[@n-army9475]

🐈‍⬛

[@layalsaleh4103]

@@n-army9475 wot

[@glibaudiostories]

also, sleeping beauty was supposed to be asleep for 100 years so that's some BS right there

[@zakabouelfaioud7653]

And she was supposed to be raped so yeah

[@gwendolynnorthcutt6521]

i guess a death sleep on 16 so stefan could Bond with the kid and then never have the closure actual death would give. on the other hand, destroying spinning wheels wouldn't make sewing by hand, it'd make spinning wool into thread by hand, a much more tedious job, imo. now im into overthinking territory and wondering about the economic impact of such a thing, about how much more time devoted to labor there would be. maleficent fucked over half the kingdom with that vengeance.

[@electrickilljoy5747]

However, in the animated, Maleficent did curse her so the prick would kill her, but the third fairy still hadn't bestowed her gift. she then changed it to thr gift of sleep, where when she pricked her finger, Aurora would only sleep until her kiss. Animated Maleficent wasn't stupid enough for the chance of Auora returning from the dead.

[@rikabloodmoon9657]

She didn't put a wrapping around her horns, she polishes them with shoe polish, it was stated in the isle of the lost

[@JesusChristMarie]

2:29 Jeremy should be investigated.

[@monteroprince7672]

The reason she said true loves kiss is becouse the King told her he gave her true loves kiss but he lied so she didn't think it really existed, so she tried to make the only cure for curse something ironic and unobtainable

[@DoctaDaKing]

This is why Disney should not try and reinvent their classics.

[@impactQuake]

But that movie was ok... just because he nitpicks stuff for parody purpose doesn't mean it's bad.

[@Azr4el]

SzyderczyGracz But it IS bad

[@impactQuake]

Azr4el If you think it's bad then you never seen bad movie.

[@l.tc.5032]

Who wants to start a petition to get that cinderella remake cancled or at the very least boxed for several years while the have to work on new movies.

[@Stephen-N]

SzyderczyGracz it looks pretty stupid to me... the evil person wasn't evil *then had wings removed* so she turned evil *falls in love with a minor* then she wasn't evil *kills the king who removed her wings* then she was evil *then got wings back* and ended not(?) being evil... sleeping beauty spent like an hour asleep?(real time, not run time) what is the fucking point! and how do you earn the name sleeping beauty after going for a light nap.

[@govindanthankappan7464]

When the music kept on playing I thought it was actually the harry potter theme song and plus a lot of Harry potter references

[@tre_3204]

I know its a parody (hopefully) but you sound like you know nothing on why the creators made the movie everything has a reason you know

[@snowyoreo663]

the beginning delay of the title of the movie makes me think of this: Jeremy: Cue title! Editor: Oh Jeremy: I said cue title! Editor: Have you seen Angelina Jolie's cheekbones? Jeremy: Cue title you f*cker! Editor: Her cheekbones bend space and time. Jeremy: I'll do it myself god dammit! Editor: I see the future! Jeremy: Okay then what did you see? Editor: Jeremy: Editor: Jeremy: Editor: Exotic Butters. Jeremy: What? Editor: Cue casual bongos! Eggs Benedict: I'll cue the title. *Title shows* You are in the weird part of the comments. Disregard this comment. Please...

[@yavineachtajellybean4664]

snowyoreo663 Fnaf sister location!😂😂😂

[@libbywilliams9969]

Yavineachta Jellybean , so glad I wasn't they only person nerdy enough to get that 😅😂

[@yavineachtajellybean4664]

libby Williams Nope u weren't 😂😂😂

[@yorak13]

ANGSTY TEEN

[@Fuzzeel]

snowyoreo663 q

[@Evilgidgit4Ever]

I enjoyed Maleficent but I really didn't like the good fairies being turned into utter morons.

[@wateryourhouseplants3973]

At least in the old movie they were entertaining, and only slightly morons

[@gizemgonenc5342]

I agree

[@omargolding836]

Yeah, in the old movie the were the real heroines

[@LucianCorrvinus]

There is no such thing as Good faeries of Evil faeries. We call them such dependent on how they treat us. Good ones often help and watch out for the people who have offered them something or potential helpful to them, they are NEVER altruistic. Bad faeries are the ones who go beyond their usual nature as tricksters with a small mean streak to those who are dangers to us.The fact that they are often called Good is so if any hears, they won't get upset and start doing stuff like enchanting the churn so it won't make butter, putting knots in the tails of horses, or breaking household things, This does not apply to the fairies of the Greater World who useualy shun Humanity with exception to those who believe in them, or are open to the existence of them. The only time those kind will interact for a lengthy period with us is if we intrude on thier privacy and gathering places, or hurt thier environment. This is known of both kinds.

[@plush.6004]

It can be spelled either way.

[@ghostoftheoldworld5104]

I'm glad someone else likes the tree dragon, too

[@allison8250]

I loved this movie and the spin on Maleficent's character and the twist of true loves kiss. 10/10