Everything Wrong WIth Pocahontas In 11 Minutes Or Less

[@makaylarockne21]

"This is their land" said no colonist ever. ONE OF THE MOST ACCURATE THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD

[@liv4358]

Not really but okay

[@Godzillafan1980]

@@liv4358 never that free speech

[@Zechariah_Mathieson1871]

Because the whole point of colonists is to claim land for their country even if the land that they find already has people living on it

[@Godzillafan1980]

@Khloe Davis THAT'S the point

[@KumaoftheForest]

Makayla Rockne it quickly became ours

[@DrWhack]

8:58 "But this is their land!" "Said no colonist, ever." LOL

[@chair9368]

Especially not Andrew Jackson.

[@KaiserFranzJosefI]

JamesTheNerdKing Andrew Jackson wasn't a colonist.

[@chair9368]

Emperor Franz Joseph I​ he was a president who was responsible for The Trail Of Tears, and went against the decision of Worchester Vs Georgia. He still counts as an anti indian person.

[@derek3418]

"never trust a guy who can fit 8 shovels in his cape" I laughed so fucking much at that XD

[@smiilarky]

lol

[@volcryndarkstar]

Me too

[@sonicblasters6842]

Oh shit... I can fit 9... Do you trust me? No? Awhhh. No one ever trusts me.

[@gabrielaestrada983]

Sonic Blasters I would trust you

[@davidbrick1260]

Pause at 4:48

[@imsoquietb3617]

No joke, when I was younger and I heard the song, “they are savages savages!” I thought that they were singing: “they are cabbages cabbages!”

[@Capri_00]

My cabbages!!!

[@lizlee8715]

😂

[@Alysa-Aiday]

1) How did you not hear the first of 2 S sounds in "Savages"? 2) So, "Killers at the core" means - In your mind - Cabbages were poisonous?!? *OR* Are you referring to the Cabbage Patch Kid dolls!?! Dude! The lady who originally designed them has suffered enough already!!!

[@ReginaAnnRod]

My sister had a friend whose dad thought it was “SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!”. She was over at their house and while he was making them sandwiches for lunch he was singing it😂

[@snickers8872]

@@Alysa-Aiday 1. Kids hear things wrong all the time, I also doubt as a child you could recite every word in a song you just heard perfectly, and back to hearing the words wrong, again, it happens all the time, it can happen with adults and children. 2. I think you're taking it a bit to far, because I doubt as a *child* you would rather think about what the song is referencing, like an ELA teacher teach students to do with poems and books, rather than trying to learn your times tables and eating snack :p. And with the wording "in your mind" insinuates that the person still thinks that, which they probably do not since they're probably older and can understand a simple misunderstanding.

[@lissybearx3]

"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves!" I'm sorry but that made me laugh hard! lolol

[@slayerjohn447]

I am tempted to use this in a real relationship as a "social experiment."

[@alexiz0013]

Lmao

[@cianalazu]

How'd it work?

[@kimf.wendel9113]

And that's why you bring a girl flowers, they have leaves!

[@GuardianGrarl]

Good for you... Jeremy mostly gets a snort out of me.

[@spacewombat4569]

"I'll always love you, now heres some leaves" lmao

[@blackorb31415]

Gregory Neighbors ya

[@slee9843]

Come on, who doesn't like leaves?

[@c.f4765]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I HEARD THAT I 100% agree with you. (xD)

[@galaxy_kitten95]

I honestly couldnt stop replaying that part lmfao

[@samwindle1245]

that was the best part

[@fadingechoes3705]

Lmao my History teacher showed us the movie JUST so we could talk about how inaccurate this movie is

[@kero5577]

Fading Echoes luuuuuuucky

[@youinanalternateuniverse]

Fading Echoes I want that teacher.

[@francisli5786]

Fading Echoes I need that teacher

[@Grace-ff1nz]

Fading Echoes I want that teacher

[@rosysarcticjams8872]

SAME

[@kevinkunkel9444]

Give it an extra sin. Pocahontas was a child when she met John Smith.

[@androzani84productions85]

Kevin Kunkel the dude gave 10 sins for historical inaccuracy in general.

[@yousureboutthat1271]

*DING*

[@chars1239]

@@androzani84productions85 It should’ve gotten 80+ sins for that

[@amelian3843]

More dings than a substitute teacher with the bell to quite a class

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

It’s not a biopic

[@salomelela7176]

4:03 is the best G-ma willow “Your mother asked me the same question” Pocahontas “What did you tell her” G-ma willow “To listen” Narrator guy “Then she died” 😂 I was on the floor 😂

[@ejc8466]

@Sierra Faith I never knew that

[@minahuntress]

also the fact not to mention she picked up the dog with her vines so wouldn't that count as the tree moving more than her face 3:52

[@IceAokiji303]

You know, the historical inaccuracies and loose interpretations deserve WAY more than just 10 sins...

[@karda009]

To be fair, they kept sinning the historical inaccuracies. I think the ten sins were supposed to be an insurance if they missed any.

[@ms_scribbles]

I was going to suggest about 50, myself, but I'm a huffy history nerd, so...

[@Outlaw7263]

Also they forgot to sin the fact that John Smith is wearing Spanish conquistador armor and has a French matchlock musket even though he's english and England didn't get along with either if those countries during that time.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Too few. A thousand would be more accurate...

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Hmmm... so, this must be analternative universe where French and English get along just OK.

[@debateeverything7435]

That moment when you walk into history class and learn that when Pocahontas met John Smith she was 10 and he was 40 then go watch the movie and realize that Disney butchered the whole story (she was kidnapped and brought to England where she dies 5 years later) for the sake of a crappy romance.

[@ianriggins9817]

fun fact it was actually John Rolfe, who was a tobacco grower, who took Pocahontas, and he only, ya know, kidnapped her after he and other people murdered almost all of the tribe she was in lol, John smith was the leader of Jamestown, but when you look at what John Rolfe did you'd rather have John smith lol

[@nathanjora7627]

Fun fact, they probably butchered this tribe because they butchered a colony who they were in peace with and torture its leader and eat him :D Obviously, it would have be a far better movie. A really bad Disney movie, but a super-cool horror film ^^

[@jen4894]

Never trust Disney history movies! Cause they try to make a sappy or innocent story!! :D Yeah but Pocahontas story was more of a tragedy than a f****ing romance story

[@-john2g3]

I googled the history of Pocahontas and these are the titles of the story : 1. Pocahontas’ Mother, Also Named Pocahontas, Died While Giving Birth to Her 2. John Smith Came to the Powhatan When Pocahontas Was about 9 or 10 3. Pocahontas Never Saved the Life of John Smith 4. Pocahontas Never Defied Her Father to Bring Food to John Smith or Jamestown 5. Pocahontas Did Not Sneak Into Jamestown to Warn John Smith About a Death Plot 6. As Colonists Terrorized Native People, Pocahontas Married and Became Pregnant 7. Pocahontas Was Kidnapped, Her Husband Was Murdered and She Was Forced to Give Up Her First Child 8. Pocahontas Was Raped While in Captivity and Became Pregnant With Her Second Child 9. John Rolfe Married Pocahontas to Create a Native Alliance in Tobacco Production 10. Pocahontas Was Brought to England To Raise Money and Was Then Likely Murdered ( there is a story in every title so u can check it on google )

[@zelieranquet3390]

Well, it's not like it was the first or only time Disney did something like that... The original fairy tales are absolutely terrifying, and who the hell thought it was a good idea to adapt Victor Hugo for children? They just take a story, and make it so children can dream watching it

[@Chrysanthemum808]

No word about the raccoon braiding hair so well? 🤣

[@icecoffeeonlybihhh87]

I'm weak 😭😭😭 Meeko a real one!

[@sharpaycutie2]

It's a Cartoon movie😂😂

[@Thelastfreedomfighter1710]

@@sharpaycutie2 Welcome to the channel.

[@LadyOnikara]

Most raccoons can do that actually.

[@spiky_banana8289]

I can see a raccoon able to do that

[@shininglou1379]

As a Native American I can confirm that I send leaves to people I love. edit: I just want to say help find ways around you to support MMIW projects, No more stolen sisters!

[@klenovyysirop12]

@shiningcheol x do you use the wind, cause if so i've been real obtuse all these years

[@slieb91]

I just want to know do you mail them

[@shininglou1379]

Seth Pullishy yes the wind is the only way to send them

[@shininglou1379]

DutchViking 6949 It really is unfortunate, a lot of people choose to stay ignorant towards us. I really wish it was different, but a lot of people have hatred towards us for no reason.

[@shininglou1379]

Sophia Liebermann the wind is the only way to send them

[@kathrynjones2347]

10:28 “I’ll always love you. Now here’s some leaves.” I laughed so freaking hard.

[@splashnskillz37]

😂😂😂😂😂 same

[@uhm_5414]

Kathryn Jones I read this as, “ I’m so freakin hard.”

[@Olivia-hr9fr]

Kathryn Jones omfg same

[@MysterioBerlin]

What the fucking fuck is this fuckery 😂

[@alyssaolson7964]

"But it's their land!" "Said no colonist ever." If there's one thing cartoons are good at, it's historical inaccuracy

[@elizabethmathews4450]

@@LucyAdroit this is not accurate by any means. The Powaten Nation made Disney to sign an agreement that they would never do a movie like this after 1 and 2.

[@joziahchama2735]

@@elizabethmathews4450 wait really why

[@LucyAdroit]

@@elizabethmathews4450 I really wish my comments would stop disappearing because I don't even REMEMBER what I said here

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

“This line reading killed five animators.” I’m rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ayarriba9093]

SonicGlitchmaster1 ...ATLAST

[@theannoyingdahg]

It killed me, so 6

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

@@theannoyingdahg Make it seven.

[@CertifiedClanker]

Omg 😂

[@aahahafightme9183]

It’s so funny because I have captions on and I’ve never understood what he’s fully said until now

[@kswinton2666]

"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves!" is my new pick up line.

[@emohobo9966]

K Swinton I would date you if you used that pick up line.

[@kswinton2666]

Fangirl Friday, why thank you. I'm very flattered.

[@folkosire]

Actually, she sends him the WIND so his ship can be faster.. Just saying.

[@dorianb.3114]

i can just imagine some dude telling that to their lover and just grab a pile of leaves and throw it at them. ....yep

[@micahbell1229]

My new pickup line is "Eat me, I'm organic!" Quote from everything wrong inside out

[@roisinjo6155]

"John bristles from that song now, because he knows "indians" have the capability of being attractive." "And nothing bad happened between Native Americans and colonists ever again."

[@michellesmith9256]

M. Calico Hendrickson The first was the funniest line of this video.

[@etherealmushroom846]

Then came Pocahontas 2 . . .

[@bowen1704]

M. Calico Hendrickson Yep the Indians would continue to attack the English, hold some captive, then the English take Pocahontas captive, Pocahontas asks for a divorce from her husband, then she willingly marries John Rolfe, has a kid in England and dies there, and then the Indian tribes will continue to fight and declare wars they can’t win because they’re Xenophobic.

[@sundeepkuntimad5339]

NOT

[@codeab99]

*"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves."* Best line in the whole video. XD

[@alexkaroshi1516]

IM DEADDDDDDDD XDDDDDDDD

[@angel0244]

I died when he said that 😂😂

[@diana-4171]

Yes 😂😂😂

[@Lep2P]

lol if it wasn’t one in the morning I would have died right then

[@terminianhistorian7185]

4:07

[@gracynpacheco7389]

Favourite line "You know you've done F*cked up when someone sings their argument to you."

[@-Secret]

Fun fact: the color purple was worth so much back then that it was sometimes used as currency. Only the very rich (mostly royals) wore it.

[@franknbeanz147]

I actually learned this from a Lone Wolf & Cub movie and thought that's stupid why would they fight over clothing dye then did research

[@calmandcollecting9841]

It was then found out it was dyed with *snail mucus*.

[@randylizotte]

It’s also why very few countries have purple in there flag

[@Bleedinghearts77]

You mean the movie with Whoopie Goldberg? Weird.

[@ZiaJester]

Learned this from Romeo and Juliet.♡

[@allenfinklea6600]

"The guy who's in love with John Smith..." I've shipped it since I was 5. nice to know I'm not the only one who noticed Thomas' feelings.

[@sheesherwhiz3846]

Allen Finklea ah yes, I actually had an OT3 lol, Thomas x John Smith x Pocahontas lol

[@melmarsh6494]

Thomas x John Smith. My new favourite shipping

[@Yoshikarter1]

I prefer Larry Stylinson myself, but John and Thomas isn't bad too.

[@vocaltraitor]

Same. This has just brought up old feelings now if you'll excuse me I'ma go eat coconut ice cream and cry about dis ship.

[@t33je]

SAME OMG

[@feathersong5838]

"I'll always love you, now here's some Leafs." Why is this so funny? 😂

[@carolmaby1033]

Because when your boyfriend goes back to England you always send magical 🍁🍁🍁

[@saltyjade8580]

*Leaves (I'm sorry I had to)

[@sandycat1423]

@@saltyjade8580 was about to

[@layalsaleh4103]

because *yes.*

[@CazAstar]

Can we get this put on a shirt?

[@dredayalldayerday]

"They guy who's in love with John Smith" Thought I was the only one who thought that lol

[@lizvargas6576]

I was finding this comment

[@njay4399]

Then I must be the only who thinks it's just a friendly bromance considering at the beginning of the movie he looked like he had a wife and daughter

[@Ennead13x]

N Jay i always thought it was Thomas' mom and sister XD

[@kitkatcarebear7170]

Ain’t nothing wrong with that either

[@dredayalldayerday]

@@njay4399 lol he could've been closeted

[@gabbyl3856]

Say what you will about the movie, but "Colors of the Wind" is one of the best disney songs _ever_

[@acesanimations7902]

Gabby Love yass

[@Lep2P]

Yes because we all paint with the wind XD

[@alaaaziz3565]

U know I actually tried painting a drawing with the colors of the wind I ended up finishing it in 0 seconds

[@sinwolfe4868]

Colors of the wind.. I always assumed it was because when you look through prisms you can see rainbows in the air. Basically the colors of the wind. Maybe I’m thinking to much into it

[@gigithegigli1431]

It’s the only good part of the movie

[@paturage1748]

also the fact that John Smith has a painfully American accent meanwhile everyone else has british accents which makes sense because literally they are all from BRITAIN

[@elementsfanfics3859]

Kusa Actually, the modern American accent is what the British used to sound like! What we think of as a British accent was actually a manner of speaking used mainly by the rich and elite, while the majority of people had what we now call an American accent. This went on until the colonists separated from British rule and all the people back in Britain started to speak in that fancy manner while the colonists spoke the way they always had. Since this movie takes place before the colonists even actually settled, it’s possible that John Smith’s modern American accent could be historically accurate. Of course, all this means that the accents of most others on the ship are historically inaccurate. In this time period that the movie is set in, soldiers/sailors/settlers wouldn’t speak in what we consider a British accent. Radcliffe I can see having that accent, since he’s rich and as previously stated the more important people spoke like that, but not the British sailors. Sorry for my rant, I just find stuff like this really interesting!

[@Lilah81]

@@elementsfanfics3859 the modern American accent is more similar to how people would speak back then compared to a stereotypical English accent which only 2% of English people have today. The accents people had still didn’t sound American. Most other English accents are more similar to how people originally spoke. Google West Country accents.

[@MaxMalevich]

Do you realise that England alone has so many different regional accents you feel like travelling to another country every time you move between towns?

[@LinhNguyen-cs5cq]

9:26 "The guy who's in love with John Smith..." I KNEW IT!!!

[@BlurryMango666]

I'd like to read the fanfiction about that one.

[@cooliosboolios4158]

I ship it

[@cooperchamberlain196]

"...I'm not marrying Kocuom based on deciduous tree advice". Yeah guys, we all know that coniferous trees are the smart ones.

[@thandaysmondays8708]

Omg 😂

[@raptorjesus5870]

Especially the weeping willows

[@Tvhiti]

'The guy who's in love with John Smith.' Why is this man such a savage

[@LucasMakes]

He's right

[@rebajoe]

Ratcliffe: Wiggins why do you think those insolent heathens attacked us? Wiggins: Because we invaded their land and cut down their trees and dug up their earth?

[@lunareclipse0629]

Yeah, I was waiting for the sin where they'd point out Wiggins was possibly the smartest person on the settlement, but drawn as a foppish coward.

[@Nicaea7]

I like Wiggins because of that line

[@jbvader721]

"Wiggens would be excellent at CinemaSins." *ding*

[@rebajoe]

No that part was skipped over for some reason

[@daisyharris5709]

All my friends are insolent heathens take it slow

[@MattGraves01]

I cracked up when he said "Hey Owls, that's my job." XD

[@bazejniewiadomski9688]

Matt Graves j

[@chrissamuel4528]

"I'm fairly certain now that this whole movie was just a giant John Smith drug trip." LMAOOO

[@marschallblucher6197]

Pocahontas was like 10 years old at the time irl so he was on some H A R D drugs.

[@HUNbullseye]

So Pocahontas hangs out with a racoon and his dad has a vest decorated with 4 racoon tail? Is this Get out?

[@sarahhoffman6079]

I think those four raccoon tails on her dad's vest are Meeko's family that died in the making of them.

[@abbythewolf4622]

BullseyeHun I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

I may be completely making this up, but this is just something someone told me. It was considered respectful in some Native cultures that if they killed an animal and then found that animals young, they would raise the babies. Don't cite me on that, no idea how true it actually is.

[@MrGabeanator]

uh no

[@alectryonrooster2956]

"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves." I died

[@phantommelody6560]

The three cuse words at the beginning made it even more funny! XD

[@joerussophil]

Му

[@FailedDovahkiin]

I died too xD

[@fatzuchiha4964]

"The guy who's in love with john Smith and the guy who's in love with Pocahontas just happens to stumble upon them making out at the same time " LMAO OMFG I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tsurra]

RIGHT??

[@The_GnomeZone]

SAME

[@megmaybe7083]

OMFG 😂😂😂

[@snecklifter2379]

I saw your profile pic |-/

[@MrGabeanator]

Fatimah Ø'Brien ikr

[@NightPanda26]

John Smith: We've improved the lives of savages all over the world! Narrator: Citation needed.

[@elizabethmathews4450]

Not sure forced Catholicism is "saving the people"🙄

[@Mr_Blazeking]

@@elizabethmathews4450 c'mon man religion always saves people especially when it's forced

[@yousureboutthat1271]

@@elizabethmathews4450 I agree, I'm Catholic but it shouldn't be forced.

[@rubydarling7564]

@@elizabethmathews4450 I agree that is helped no one and it was awful.... But they did believe they were helping, so him saying that isn't really historically inaccurate in that sense I guess

[@CharlestonChica]

@@elizabethmathews4450 That's the joke.

[@DeinoSarcosuchus]

"My bark is worse than my bite." Followed by the owls... Priceless. xD

[@dmrc43]

ultraofrahfan1

[@dmrc43]

***** sorry that was accident on mobile :)

[@grandmaster5518]

DeinoSarcosuchus cracking up here 😂

[@swashbuckler9640]

+Kimberly Williams Wtf

[@isramations7565]

Ok. It's deleted.

[@Gemnist98]

Holy crap, Mel Gibson played John Smith???

[@KaivenX]

Also, Thomas was voiced by Christian Bale.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Gemnist, Well you need a racist to play a racist.

[@arnold20139]

Gemnist Christian Bale played Thomas. (The sidekick of John Smith).

[@partipatil]

Also that guy with the black hair that John Smith was actually friends with? Yeah, that's Billy Connelly. Boondock Saints' Il Duce? Yeah, that guy.

[@titanguy7316]

IT'S BATMAN!

[@rickymarckstadt9548]

Grandma tree "My bark is worse than my bite" Owls looked at each other. CinemaSins "Hay Owls, that my job." Me dies from laughter.

[@Chief4Army117]

6:36- John Smith: "We've improved the lives of savages around the world!" Me: Are you sure about that?

[@songbird-in-the-night]

Honestly I think the only "improvements" the natives would've really needed was maybe shelter. But that's all I can really think of

[@jbrisby]

We gave the natives far more than we took. Mozart. Mozart alone makes up for everything else.

[@emmrebecca]

dude.. every time you add a sin for a song, i'm like... it's Disney

[@keiko4043]

Fking lost my shit when he said "this line reading killed 5 animators" 😂😂😂

[@rithe07]

Ok I'm probably dumb or something, but I didn't understand that...

[@TheFiresloth]

The guy makes three different faces by second.

[@Rose_Sch]

What’s the time stamp?

[@MsBabbi]

rosieposie2222 4:22

[@prettywhenicry4052]

I was reading your comment when he said it

[@Savannah-]

"Movie is finding any reason to start singing." So like...any disney movie?

[@margaretmadole]

Or any musical, really. And I say this as someone who has literally watched a composer throw in another song just because there hadn't been one for a while.

[@PixelCaffienated]

비밀 Every, Disney movie. owo ever.

[@brandonlyon730]

Black Cauldron didn't have any.

[@jbvader721]

That was one reason. The other reason being that it was (regardless of others opinions) not very well liked among audiences. It was considered too dark for the kids (which is hypocritical considering the amount of sh** Disney over the years has gotten away with). The animation was (let's be honest) subpar and the voice acting (with the exception of John Hurt) was terrible.

[@vizthex]

Yeah basically.......

[@MrGiantKillerMiller]

"I've got this gun let me try beating him with it" Muskets were single shot and took at the very least one minute to fully reload. Not a bad move on movie.

[@marschallblucher6197]

Not to mention that it's a matchlock, they were clearly in a pretty densely wooded area so it would be safe to have the flame out since that's the only 'safty' that the gun has

[@raptorjesus5870]

Only captains and lieutenant have flint locks so they cant make that excuse either.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

He’d probably see an old wind-up gramophone in a movie and ask why the record stops after 3 minutes instead of 20-30.

[@willp2906]

Also, unnecessary language barrier is unnecessary. John Smith studied their language from a book brought back from the failed Roanoke colony. He knew quite a bit.

[@nyssaprince6796]

William Polaski u74

[@lionturbulence]

William Polaski Nice for looking at history

[@inactive4324]

William Polaski Did you expect this movie to get something right?

[@namingisdifficult408]

William Polaski interesting

[@havenosmellleavenoname382]

Corn + dog × barrel = whisky

[@fitzgerald4744]

"But this is their land!" "Said no colonist ever." Hahaha. Excellent!

[@bowen1704]

Fitzgerald It’s not actually, they’re from Asia. The new world is for everyone. A bunch of Xenophobes.

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

If you sin this, then you have to do the sequel

[@bartkatastroof6150]

Radioactive Panda oh god no it's the worst

[@chickenblood94]

when weren't disney sequels worse?!

[@user-mv6lf2xo7c]

Radioactive Panda There's a sequel?

[@draconic-hydra2093]

S1l3ntMiisT yes, yes there is

[@chromasus9983]

Return of Jafar was alright?

[@zachfirestormyt1721]

“Never trust a guy who can hold 8 shovels in his cape” *Oh boy do I know*

[@marschallblucher6197]

*Good thing they didn't.*

[@caen9873]

Do the second one, it is complete bullshit.

[@bluchismoon]

Blurry Birb and this one wasn't?

[@qualityvodswithchampagne3646]

nearly every disney sequel is bullshit

[@rosiepetals5038]

Josh H The Lion King 2 is brilliant

[@qualityvodswithchampagne3646]

Molly Rose hahahahaha *ding*

[@letyoursoulrestinpeace4019]

most history is bullshit.

[@quinnlewis1753]

Everything wrong with Mulan Everything wrong with Beauty and the Beast Everything Wrong with the Little Mermaid Everything Wrong with Hercules I can keep going if you'd like

[@Emily-ui7es]

Squirtlebot 2002 MULAN YES PLEASE

[@argentumaurum9077]

His original name, the Greek one, is Heracles, but they did Greek gods for a roman myth. That right there is an immeadiate 10 sins

[@taleev1829]

Squirtlebot 2002 Mulan yesss

[@guiltywaffles]

You are so ridiculous.

[@jupiterb.8213]

For number one Mulan: Nothing Hercules:10 for the lack of historical accuracy.

[@benjaminhackett8896]

THANK YOU for caring about history and keeping the film accountable for its errancy. Knowing what really happened in the past is important because it affects us now and can influence our future decisions for the better if we learn from history.

[@rainynight02]

No one should be going to disney to learn history though..... thats like going to a welding class to learn ballet.

[@benjaminhackett8896]

While that may be true, it doesn't excuse Disney or anyone else from teaching false history. Besides, Disney should also know that they could earn bonus points with older generations and expand their reach if they checked their historical veracity. I've been surprised at other companies being historically accurate who I didn't expect to be, and the end product was much better for it.

[@rainynight02]

They're not "teaching history" though, even with a film like this one. I mean, hell, it wasn't until I was around 17 that I learned that Pocahontas was an actual person. As a kid I just thought the movie was a made up story.

[@mourningzombie9770]

Its Disney..this isn't about history, its them taking a famous story and making a family friendly version of it. You want history? just cause Disney doesn't show it doesn't mean the world doesn't. Go read a history book, problem solved.

[@chuckd5877]

Get over it. It's a children's cartoon. Anyone that looks to cartoons for history is an idiot.

[@TheKoyn]

"But this is their land!" "Said no colonist ever" I died 😆😆

[@chex4923]

The real Pocahontas was like 12 when John Smith went to America

[@maxpain5506]

UnlawfulWaffle8 And danced naked before him and older men for what I heard.

[@kaizov2940]

IMMINENT LENNY

[@GuardianGrarl]

Do history & reality even remotely matter regarding this romanticized version ?? Because... no. They do not.

[@GuardianGrarl]

Where on earth did you hear THAT, lol xD ?!!

[@Jakioliberty]

powathan females used to stay with naked breasts

[@allthingshyper]

Pocahontas is a joyful movie... as long as you don't think about it... at all...

[@sirjohnlegion2691]

AMEN!!!

[@paulopereira7069]

Out of sight, out of mind.

[@vizthex]

Yup.

[@maxvillareal6996]

Paulo Pereira ...

[@paulopereira7069]

?

[@alsorensen2484]

"That's literal nonsense" Sounds like SOMEONE isn't painting with all the colors >.>

[@jacobstaten2366]

So Alt-right, KKK, Skin Heads, ISIS, BLM, and New Black Panther Party all just need to paint with all the colors of the wind? I'll send them gift cards to Hobby Lobby :D

[@renatoramos8834]

I hate how people misunderstand the word tolerance. For example, a homophobic isn't intolerant, just an asshole.

[@ericb-amuur9897]

BLM isn't real it was started by George Soros, The Panther's were COINTELPRO they never killed any police .

[@kiannaconway912]

Eric B- a Muur BLM is a terrorist group.

[@aperson16]

No. Please no.

[@Jenacide]

Tarzan had the excuse of growing up there since a baby, I'm pretty sure he has some hardcore calluses built up lol

[@Fredcat11]

Seconded. Also I noticed a lot of similar between this movie and Tarzan, only with many opposite details (Tarzan and Pocahontas are the protagonists, but they had opposite genders and opposite skills, raised by opposite species (apes and Indians, respective), lost a parent, etc.).

[@jadziajan]

"The guy who's in love with John Smith" ? Damn it, now I ship it !

[@IYIarco]

And they said onto he, don't time stamp your quotes

[@lolaadase4294]

HA, GAYYYYYY

[@Emma-cw2pg]

Jadzia you know what I ship titanic jack and rose 😂

[@CresentMoonVideos]

"I'll always love you. Now here's some leaves." that shit got me.

[@OMGALEXG]

I choked LOL

[@joshpeterson2451]

I was really hoping for a "That's racist" bonus round.

[@johngervais230]

Josh Peterson It would just keep going...and going...and going...

[@tahlequah]

solid advice: “never trust a guy who can hide 8 shovels in his cape”

[@jtroopa]

The story in this is garbage, but I love this era's artwork. Especially in this movie, with the contrasting blues and oranges.

[@durdleduc8520]

The song (Colors of the wind) is really good, too.

[@godzillavkk]

@@durdleduc8520 Art and music numbers are great, but they don't make up for a story that pissed off the modern Powaten tribe.

[@emmahull2446]

Guys, it is not that they don't know the story. They used some information from the original story and added some of their own details and a creative twist. The story is pretty accurate, but that wasn't even their goal in the first place. Their goal was to take a story, summarize it and add details of their own. And it came out great. Instead of picking out the flaws, why not just watch the movie and appreciate the good things in it.

[@emmahull2446]

This movie was also made in 1995. They have improved since then. Disney was good then, but now the quality and the animations are better.

[@starfishocean8790]

@@emmahull2446Thank you so much for pointing this out! I also love how they use the colorful leaves in the movie!

[@Cloudy-sw7vc]

her dress stayed up when she jumped off that clif

[@metanoia3438]

Cloudy def the most inaccurate part of the movie

[@steventurnblade9168]

Because she dived.

[@coralline1984]

Yeah because the wind was pushing it up. gravity wasn’t pulling it down because of all that wind that’s why. 😂

[@Fredcat11]

What Steven and Coraline said - the heaviest come first and the lightest come last.

[@sinistershredder]

D I N G

[@NavyGuy2OO7]

No mention of the fact that she looks much older in the movie then she ever lived! The whole John Smith/Pocahontas love story is totally false. When Smith landed in Virginia Pocahontas would have been about 11 years old, (creepy even in the early 17th century!). There is evidence that they were friends but the idea of them being lovers didn't pop up until the late 19th century.

[@POBox-id6co]

they didn't become lovers until she was close to being an adult when john returned to the colonies

[@NavyGuy2OO7]

P.O. Box She didn't have a relationship with him beyond friendship at all, after John left she didnt see him again until she was already married.

[@jjcymbolic]

One of my best memories in elementary school was when we watch Pocahontas and basically ripped it to pieces as a class. It would have been better if they used their "source" as just inspiration. There is beauty in this movie, animation and the adoration for the earth (very miyazaki feels from it in some ways), but they should have created their own characters. That way they can add fantasy and their own twist without it seeming strange.

[@JR-ju3kj]

Personally, I feel like what Disney should have done if they wanted to have a Native-American heroine, is just take a Native-American Goddess or Native-American spirit from mythology and make a movie about her instead. They could've done something like what they did with Moana and Maui from Polynesian mythology years later. I think that they made a big mistake making a movie turning a child bride and rape victim who died in her early twenties into a singing Disney Princess. Pocahontas never should have happened.

[@kaileyadams2712]

I did the same thing in AP history back in Highschool during finals because we couldn’t watch non educational movies. I agree they had so many other and better ways to do this and they didn’t do any of them

[@gk9546]

Yes but then the world maybe wouldn't have known Pocahontas and her story. Now she is immortal and every child knows her name, loves her and then grows up to learn her real story. That's a privilege very few historical figures have on a global scale and it's definitely thanks to this film.

[@khaotictrash]

@@gk9546 It’s an inaccurate, racist and offensive “representation” of Pocahontas and other natives. As someone who is part native, I disdain Disney for making an overglorified movie about a child who was actually kidnapped and abused. They heavily sugarcoated the history, and they aged up a real child. Many brown native girls have been fetishized because of this movie. I wouldn’t know because I’m white passing, but I’ve heard other native girls & women talk about their experiences growing up and it’s pretty awful. So no, it’s not a “privilege” to be someone who had their oppression and their traumas romanticized by Disney, especially considering that she died so young, most likely from a disease she wasn’t immune to thanks to her abductors.

[@redeye4516]

Ok, first off: remove the sin for the corn. I'm pretty sure they didn't know what it was, it was a plant native to North America. Secondly: add one sin for giving John Smith blonde hair, no beard, and making him somewhere in his 20s. In reality, John Smith had red hair, a beard, and was in his 50s. By the way, Pocahontas was about 9. And there was never any romance between them, Pocahontas ended up marrying some other British dude when she got older. Also, John smith was always an advocate for making peace with the natives. And lastly, the whole "John Smith about to get his head bashed in" thing was most likely a staged affair representing him being reborn into the tribe or whatnot, not a death sentence. So yeah, remove a few sins and then add a fuckton more.

[@carlosmedina1281]

yes but the Spanish had introduced corn to europe from their colonies in Latin America

[@Korokorokorokoro4662]

Yes she married John Rolfe

[@lamarmcneil5655]

Carlos Medina Yeah, but it probably would take awhile for every European to instantly be familiar with the plant.

[@MasterOfViewership]

Don't be so analytical.

[@joannawood7352]

also the "Im just adding 10 sins for history" at the beginning covered everything but the corn because ITS CORN

[@Manawolfman]

Funny thing, Disney put their A team animators on this movie, while B team got stuck with Lion King. Guess which did better?

[@jettash0720]

Yeah, they all thought TLK would be just a fun little project and see how far they'd get with it. Little did they know...

[@Caithness19]

…Why? Because their politics said so?

[@atheist4life305]

The lion king my fav Disney movie

[@jettash0720]

Caithness19 The fuck? Where does politics come into this?

[@liaminator4950]

Oliver and Company.

[@finnianhadid1937]

My dad can store eight shovels in his cape and he is trustworthy.

[@newera478]

Finnian Hadid Is your father a gypsy?

[@twinblade6]

Finnian Hadid Has he ever TOLD you what those shovels are for?

[@man_on_wheelz]

But if Young Metro don't trust him....

[@finnianhadid1937]

twinblade6 hiding bodies obviously 🙄

[@nerdygal6133]

Sin guy “Moose in coastal Virginia” me “are we sure we haven’t magically teleported to Canada?”

[@jacobdagun3670]

Fun fact: Disney was making Pocahontas and Lion King at the same time, but never thought Lion King would be much of a hit at all, so they threw that project to a less-experienced animation team and set their experienced team on Pocahontas.

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Wow, and The Lion King ended up being one of the greatest animated movies ever.

[@Faux_Sunlight]

What’s ironic is that lion king has fantastic animation even by Disney standards, while Pocahontas has uncanny, stale, and inexpressive animation. You’d think it’d be the other way around

[@alekesam]

Disney thinks it can sneak some narration in by singing it.

[@aeroPlane314]

"I'll always love you. So here's some leaves."

[@xboxpenguin8705]

Dragunluvur lol

[@verifiedfangirl6107]

7:36 If John Smith lived today he'd be on the sex offenders list, "handsome" or not

[@purplelifechannel]

True

[@juliuspreloznik7236]

Honestly he wouldn’t. Attractive men can’t be creepy.

[@ENOINN]

@@juliuspreloznik7236 yes, they can be

[@TCt83067695]

@@ENOINN not according to the list tho I think is the point

[@HDoesminecraft]

Pocahontas was ten when she met smith

[@predharalien3239]

And smith was about 40

[@muse6731]

and pocahontas was captured during a battle, correct?

[@thecrazytheorist4756]

HDoesminecraft John smith also had brown hair and a big bushi beard. He kind of looked like a creep

[@Jazminfields]

Pocahontas in the movie was 18. Snow White was the youngest Disney princess, she was 14.

[@graysonchristian2668]

Yeah and its a movie...get over it

[@myahm8817]

"the guy who's in love with john smith"

[@howdypardner6278]

On the line "You think that I'm an ignorant savage," I know someone who thought that it was " ignorant sandwich".

[@SophiaTheGamer]

*you think I'm an ignorant sandwich!*

[@hannahnerd75]

CMC 123 "you know someone" ? is that "someone" possibly you? lmao jkjk

[@dbseamz]

Well, I hear "Sandwiches! Sandwiches! Barely even human!"

[@ilikebeanies3499]

Pocahontas is one of the most beautiful Disney princesses imo. Like her features are more realistic, with the smaller eyes and defined jawline. I just think it's cool they changed up the art style a bit. :,)

[@anjelinavillalobos3973]

how have u guys not done bee movie

[@Pyroraptor16]

lina smith because there's nothing wrong with it

[@JoeyCannoli]

+Ty J Oh, sure. There's nothing wrong with a bumblebee becoming horny for a human woman, or for said woman to get horny for the bee and choose him over her husband and helping him sue the human race, or honey being banned because of how beekeepers use smoke guns to keep their bees from getting too restless. Bee Movie is just one gigantic mindfuck!

[@Petronia911]

Bee Movie is my favorite anime.

[@JoeyCannoli]

Petronia It's not an anime. Anime are Japanese cartoons. Bee Movie wasn't animated in Japan.

[@thesmiteguy7619]

Because it's not actually possible for a bee to fly.Their tiny,weak wings can't lift their fat bodies.

[@clareann7723]

To be fair, Disney doesn't accurately represent any history.

[@randomcandy8209]

Clare Ann thank you I thought I was the only one who thought that

[@dbseamz]

If you look at this movie as a FICTIONAL story LOOSELY based on history, it's a good movie. Disney is not responsible for accurate historical documentaries.

[@mustakimaning4132]

Rosie Johnson It Should Be In The Sequel John Roelf And Pocahontas Actually Not Kissing She Eventually Died By Smallpox / TBC / Or Pneumonia . She Fied When She Go Back To Virginia . And Pocahontas Hair Is Diffrent Tgen In Animation .

[@remhenshaw4313]

Clare Ann for sure

[@havenosmellleavenoname382]

Re: donald duck in mathemagic land

[@ligercorn-dontjudgeitsamaz9079]

Extra Sin: Pocahontas was 12 in real life.

[@jameson1239]

Ligercorn - Don't judge, it's amazing! Yeah I'm literally doing socials 9 in school

[@tiacat11]

Was that one of the 10 near the beginning?

[@citruscomb]

Wasn't she 10-11?

[@ThatChristianMetaIhead]

HA

[@bigsoulja73]

Ligercorn - Don't judge, it's amazing! 10*

[@RyuichiNoGekido]

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?” sin. Painting is an act of expression. “All the colors”could be the concept of visible spectrum. Spectrum is the space between dichotomies; visibility is just how well you can visualize it. The wind is a turbulent expression of how the air shifts through variables of all kinds. “Can you express the point that you see, from a comprehensive understanding of turbulence?” feels like a valid question. Don’t get me wrong, this movie’s sinful as shit and was probably my least favorite Disney film as a kid. But that line didn’t feel like gibberish.

[@TT-op7jp]

I got one! Pocahontas was 10 in real life, and John Smith was, around 40( I think )

[@barackobama6720]

T T ding

[@mariar.4893]

T T more around 30 I believe, but still gross

[@jacobhayes8663]

He was 37 I think

[@avarythings]

T T yeah, and Pocahontas was taken away from her home and forced to marry another man. And then her husband dies and so went back home but on the way she dies. And a lot more stuff happens

[@TT-op7jp]

+Lily Pop When I learnt about that in history class I was super shocked

[@DetectorCliche]

3:43 The Native tribes traditionally believed the souls of their ancestors lived on in the trees that surrounded their villages.

[@teiorahkwatehdiabo7086]

Kameron Tive certain ones. being a native, I know that not all cultures(native ones) believed their ancestors were in trees

[@DetectorCliche]

Yeah I admit should've been a little more specific.

[@1123-e6n]

Dosent mean that the trees could talk 😋

[@wlthomas67]

Pocahontas friend is less attractive to emphasize how attractive Pocahontas is. +1 sin

[@snapmyneck8818]

Chronocide ??? But they practically look the same?

[@Ergeniz]

Seriously, I actually find the friend more attractive than the main character.

[@finland-]

Pocahontas was 10 +10 sins

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

The hell? Her Friend was drop dead gorgeous! And apparently being beautiful is a sin?

[@FD2003Abc]

Every hot chick has a somewhat plain bestie. It is some sort of universal law, like the colors of the wind.

[@Silly_Billy0225]

I got one more sin for you, the scene with the two eagles, the one John Smith is holding is actually female, because female eagles of ALL species are bigger than males +1 sin Edit: “I’ll always love you, here are some leaves” made me laugh me arse off

[@tehunicornspinkandfluffy1456]

Grandmother Willow said "My bark is worse than my bite." This is funny because she's a tree. Trees have bark.

[@mrouw]

TehUnicorns PinkAndFluffy aaaw maan, too bad this pun got lost in translation! In Germany she randomly says "dogs who bark won't bite" wich is a saying for us, but has nothing to do with the scene at all.

[@usernamehere-0505]

That's also a lyrix from Decsendens( I hope I spelled it right)

[@MichaelSmith-ij2ut]

Can't sneak anything past you.

[@rhiannonm6022]

I thought everyone knew this 😂

[@stephfahey1101]

that "smallest guy on the boat" was voice by Christian Bale >>>>> so Batman. Explains a lot ;)

[@stephfahey1101]

Thomas.

[@sophiefilo16]

Maybe Thomas's real name was Thomas Wayne.. :O

[@that1geekychick]

I just checked IMDB and it's true. I had no idea.

[@stephfahey1101]

I grew up with this Disney and I've been a fan of Christian Bale since he was in Little Women...soooo yeah I knew it was him ;)

[@Kivalt]

This story seems like the one John Smith himself would have told about his life, being a notorious narcissist and a liar.

[@nappybunny8221]

Sin Tally: 131. There are NO CLIFFS IN COASTAL VIRGINIA! Source: Me, a coastal Virginian.

[@squirellwithashotgun6820]

That is true

[@omegawolf2368]

"I'll always love you, now heres some leaves" lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vadimlyakhovich8438]

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[@kjcook5840]

omg that was the best part! I cackled!

[@omegawolf2368]

+Kellie Cook same here

[@sarahsears9991]

Omega Wolf I laughed my ass off on that one

[@RandomFunLex]

Omega Wolf I died at that point.

[@Edelweiss1102]

"I will always love you, now here are some leafs" kills me everytime LMAO. Pocahontas is a great movie, as long as you don't think about it.

[@jadejem016]

I'm just asking one question: When did the east coast of the U.S. have mountains THAT close to the ocean? Oh, wait, never.

[@Ben_The_Titan]

Apparently in the early 1600s? Lol

[@beckyingrahm5681]

Back in the 1600s the East Coast was basically all mountains, then a group of colonists came over from Europe and dug them all up :p

[@triandfit1]

Well Cadillac Mt is close to the ocean.....unfortunately it’s in Maine, so doesn’t work for the movie either!

[@maiyakoloski6995]

@@triandfit1 yeah I was gonna say I live in Maine and we have mountains right up against the ocean pretty much.

[@salaamgabrielle7542]

"This is their land" said no colonist ever. Deadass just died

[@BlueEchoe5]

Cinema Sins, PLEASE do everyone the favor by reviewing Pocahontas 2!

[@Pseudoknickname]

Tim the Animator there was a second?

[@aztn19]

cumquatrct3 pretty much lol! Except Disney omits her forced conversion to Christianity, her exotic trophy status is replaced with being an ambassador from the New World, and Rebecca gets to live happily ever after in England barely missing her native home instead of dying after shortly after childbirth never seeing her family ever again.

[@bwcmakro]

The biggest sin: Ratcliffe was actually very friendly with the natives and actually overzealous in trading, ending up trading himself into being broke.

[@alang.9848]

No, the biggest sin was that Pocahontas was actually 13.

[@bwcmakro]

Yes, I've also read other comments. No, I don't think that's as big a sin (It was fucking 1607, age of consent in Germany RIGHT NOW is 14.) as representing an actual person to be something opposite to what they were.

[@madhippy3]

What!? Get your history out of here! We need a disney villain!

[@Chaos89P]

But did he have a pug?

[@aquila4460]

yeah, Disney is really good at taking decent guys andturning them into complete monsters. Hades probably got it worst.

[@arwynn1069]

Another Sin: They would have skinned and hung John Smith instead of trying to whop him on the head

[@zakarenaboy]

Depends on the Tribe, our people didn't always do that 😂😂😂

[@TheAchilles26]

That's based on his own actual account of the incident. Which has led to copious debate among historians.

[@eugene_rat_slap]

Another Sin: Pocahontas jumped straight up around seven feet.

[@amityislandchum]

Fun fact: Gov Ratcliffe was later skinned alive and then burned to death.

[@nettlebrand]

Wonderpresley 05 my people did not do that

[@I_Santos_]

8:29 “Hey owls, that’s my job.” 😂😂

[@themistressofthenight7476]

I've always loved the movie Pocahontas, but learning her true story shocked, disappointed, and angered me. Why would Disney take what this girl went through and turn it into a (admittedly lovable) romance movie? That's like a slap to her face. They could have still made a movie about an english man and indian woman falling in love and all that (with this same story line), all they had to do was change their names thereby, NOT taking the sad story of a 10 year old indian girl and turning it into a money making movie. Damn that disgusts me. Moving on for a second from that horrible fact, I don't really mind the magical element they added to the movie (talking tress, wind etc. even if it was a little inconsistent) or the convenient moments that happened for the characters and animals- it's a cartoon). I just hate that they mixed it with real life history and historical people and made it so inconsistent, they should have strictly made this fictional in every sense of the word- as in the character's names and maybe even locations should have been changed, so as not to add real life history to the mix, because, it honestly makes it more confusing and albeit offense because it would seem as if they are sugar coating what REALLY transpired. So yeah, I grew up adoring Pocahontas, so learning her true story honestly made me sad. All they had to freaking had to do was change their names, thus creating their own fictional character's and story but nooooo, "Let's take the story of a 10-year old girl who was sold to a 40-something year old man, raped, sold again (I think) got sick and eventually died and turn it into a beautiful movie about love, the brilliance of nature, man's selfishness​, and understanding that other people are different and that's okay." -_- They could have had the same context and ending of the story if they made up their own characters. Don't even get me started on the second movie ugh. They really have no shame.

[@Polyphagia]

The Mistress of the Night She does not look 10 but rather 18+ in the movie, why? Because Disney. **DING**

[@boshlovely2002]

The Mistress of the Night I kinda like the way disney did this besides the fact that they ignored all the evil colonist did Be cuz this brought exposure to the story of Pocahontas plenty of kids in my class when I was in elementary kids were so curious when we got to native Americans everyone wanted to know about Pocahontas and when they learned what actually happened some of them actually cried And for the most part a lot of those kids are apart of activists movements to help reimburse native Americans

[@InVinoVeratas]

^ reimburse? Reimburse them with what? Cheap promises? Land that is forvever fucked up in the name of progress? Don’t give me that reimbursement crap, Quelmucw (my native language describing native people) die at 4 time’s the rate of any minority, despite being the smallest populations of minorities. A native women is much more likely to be assulted sexually or physically thanks to whitewashed history like this shit-show did. You really think this did my people a solid? Get your mind right, this show helped solidify abuse against us, we’re not even equal enough to be apologized to for all we lost and continued to lose even until today and many times into the future. Our shame is mocked, we’re told “Get over it, it was in the past” no mutherfucker, we still feel the repercussions of Residential schools and the priests that abused mentally, physically, sexualy and killed native children for generations. That pain still exists in our grandparents, out parents and in us. Hopefully some deal with it befor the sins of the father visit the children, and the cycles of abuse continues. There is no reimbursement for the phantom pain that is our culture, our lost history and beliefs. It’s all gone. Dust in the past. We can only carry the spirit of those beliefs and practices and hope to our ancestors that will be enough to carry on with. The pieces of us are all shattered, permanently. Just help stop ignorance, learn about the assimilation process North America did in order to become th country it is.

[@AtarahDerek]

That's...not her real story. She met John Smith when she was 12, and he thought she was an adorable little troublemaker (which is what her name means), so he made up a story about how her mischief saved his life. When Pocahontas grew up, she married Kocoum. Kocoum died (we don't know his COD), so Pocahontas was definitely on the market again when she met John Rolfe, who was at least ten years older than her, but at least he was willing to teach her how to read. She got this opportunity because Rolfe's superiors captured her during a conflict with her people, and held her for ransom (the demands of which were either met or negotiated). Upon her release, she chose to stay with Rolfe. She was baptized under the name Rebecca and had a son with Rolfe. Her marriage to Rolfe was basically political; it allowed the English settlers to forge an alliance with Powahatan. The family visited England, where Pocahontas was exposed to some illness (possibly smallpox or tuberculosis). She died on the trip back to America.

[@daniellahearts6076]

Thor Odinson My dude... The Europeans forcefully took over the continents, enslaved native populations, jacked them of their riches, treated them with inferiority, and DECIMATED their entire race... you realize an abundance of the native poulations were either isolated or kept to their own right? Expecially in North America. Yeah, they had wars- everybody had wars, but I believe you're mixing the America's up with Africa.

[@ETibbs11]

I was expecting a few "That's racist" sins from this movie, for sure. I'm shocked that there are none. O.o

[@jbvader721]

I know right? They're slipping. But then again, the amount of "That's racist." sins would be enough to make a bonus round (which I miss).

[@ETibbs11]

jbvader721 I miss the bonus rounds too! A racist bonus round for this one would've been amazing. xD

[@galacticbluejay36]

ETibbs11 Would have been too easy and over inflated the sin count in all likelyhood

[@ordinaryorca9334]

you have to do hercules next it's full of errors, the actual story the myth describes is mainly compacted in a 2 minute song...

[@eugedrimer]

Starting with the name Hercules; that was the name used in the Roman Civilization. For the Greeks, he was known as Heracles.. shame DISNEY!

[@theposhdinosaur7276]

but one clever thing was the broadway theme as the greeks where the ones to invent drama and so it became a blend of old and new which i find really inderring!

[@voodoodummie]

for one, Hades is actually the oldest brother.

[@Egirl01]

also he mainly just wanted to be left alone while zeus was a shitlord

[@Vicus_of_Utrecht]

Wow! A *movie* isn't a accurate? Whinge some more.

[@Ace-dn3lw]

Whenever I hear "can you paint with the colors of the wind" I think of the one sad artist who just stands on a windy hill wondering why he cant paint

[@LadyOnikara]

I grew up on that hill darn it!

[@bmo9881]

Lmao!