Everything Wrong With The Dark Crystal

With the Netflix prequel series to The Dark Crystal coming soon, we decided to go back and comb through the original Dark Crystal and look for sins.
What a weird freaking movie this is. And plenty sinful. Enjoy!
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Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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[@Kershmey]

All the Skeksis look similar..? Dude... thats Skeksist.

[@RedwoodTheElf]

And seriously, who can't tell the difference between them? They are all VERY distinctive. We have the Chaimberlain (The whimpering worm), The General (Black armor plates), The Scientist (Bionic eye), The Scrollkeeper (Multiple sets of glasses), The Gourmand (Fat), The Ritual Master ("Holy Robes"), The Socialite (Prissy looking) - really, none of these characters can be confused for any of the others.

[@Zia-ep3co]

@@RedwoodTheElf ikr duh.

[@unofficialfoxy9181]

@@calmcubchoo7993 HmMmmmmMmmmMmMMMmMm

[@rubenaalexander5007]

I think I'm developing a lisp just imagining myself pronouncing the word 'skeksist'.

[@Kershmey]

@@rubenaalexander5007 I'm developing a smile just imagining you pronouncing the word 'skeksist'.

[@ikeekieeki]

the best part was when you took 2 sins off for the excellent puppetry and craftsmanship

[@cassieearle9196]

always show love for Jim Henson talent.

[@purpledragon1945]

I would have taken 9 off for each skeksis

[@JNSStudios]

I can never unhear this

[@purpledragon1945]

@@JNSStudios unhear what?

[@davis9502]

There is a God. And he sad that you said that. But he still loves you.

[@johnhiggins2786]

A lot of his sins are some of Jim Henson's own complaints. He said that's the world and story wasn't as fully fleshed out as he wanted it. That's why the Netflix show and the comics are being/were made. To honor that wish.

[@vampybyte7812]

Indeed, the netflix series, although netflix is iffy with matters fo series. Is actually an excellent watch, the worldbuilding is so fleshed out and explained carefully. I actually can't wait for a season 2 or remake of the movie as i have more theories i'd like answered that came up when watching the last episode.

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

@A dudes thoughts I was put off by that at first, too - it felt like they altered the backstory by more than a little, what with Aughra having entrusting the crystal to the Skeksis and their apparently being a thing *before* draining the crystal, while the movie showed it more as the destruction of the crystal is what caused their split from the Mystics.

[@dressiknights]

@@TheFrugalVideoGamer Yeah, and Aughra trusted the Skeksis, meaning they were already split at that point. The mystics were therefore also a thing. Unless the Skeksis was just what Aughra/Narrator called the combined forms as well (UrSkek we learn later). I do love the development of the backstory a lot more and I don't mind those changes, tbh. The multiple gelfling races, politics... I just wonder how the method of draining essence went from shocking the crystal to just exposing it through a crack. Did it end up becoming so hungry that it no longer needed to be angered with cattle prods?

[@ElvenWisdom]

meme lord the Netflix series was incredible. I hope they move forwards with Jen and Kira’s journey now as a longer remake of the 82’ movie. 🙏🏼

[@AnInkStick]

The Frugal Videogamer there is a comic series, maybe it’s based around that part.

[@ghostyboiabandonedchannel]

I saw this video and I went “How dare.”

[@grimdarkAngel]

Same

[@michaelcorrigan6577]

For real! So glad Jim Henson wasn’t here to see this! Blasphemy

[@boundforhellanimations]

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bi-

[@bonnieplummer6220]

SAMEEEEE DUDE

[@adamtgm2405]

Same "HOW DARE YOU GIVE THIS MOVIE SINS"

[@Cheaplinx]

This is like the only video where he doesnt say "Too many logo's"

[@blakearmentrout7717]

Movie logo's weren't really as big a thing in the 80's

[@Ectava]

Possibly because there aren't many logos or credits. This movie is ooooooooooooooooold.

[@memaromaru]

“And then he died.” “What an asshole!” This made me laugh way too hard.

[@kellyweingart3692]

“This is exactly what John and Yoko’s first date was like” 😂

[@robotbench6102]

Its offical..he's officially and completely lost his mind 😂😂 "Too skesksis for my clothes" 😂😂

[@lovelyrose6487]

"I'm to Skeksis for my clothes" LMAO

[@tracy8359]

That whole segment was funny.

[@cabe3231]

"That is a very Nekkid Skekis." 😂

[@sansthedunker5685]

Neksis?

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_Somewhere in the SAME universe, Kermit The Frog had committed suicide and Elmo is still dancing on the moon._*

[@4eyedvgn]

lol

[@F1Z5Y]

Kermited sewer side.

[@pizzatime7433]

Elmo has turned evil And somewhere cookie monster is hiding

[@4eyedvgn]

@Kris Donut seems legit

[@fierce9242]

Mr. Friendship be needs to do everything wrong with a dogs journey I found a lot of errors

[@lilfirechicken5357]

"Please dont tell me this ball is gonna save the day" Gets thrown into a hole "Oh thank christ"

[@phousefilms]

Well, the "Trial By Stone"is a symbolic affair referencing the cracking of the Crystal. The winner is the one who breaks off the biggest piece(which the Garthim Master/new Emperor does by breaking the whole top half off.) The Skeksis don't kill each other, most likely because there are so few(confirmed by the show). The "land was green and good"where the Skeksis castle was, not across the whole planet. The Garthim that attack the Podling village are a different group and not directly looking for Jen. Then when they try to grab him, the Chamberlain stops them. The Mystics are "chill"because all the will and forcefulness went into their Skeksis halfs. Thats one of the reasons the Mystics didn't just kill themselves to end the Skeksis power. Also, lmao at the "Black Panther"line during the end bit. XD

[@librahoshino6752]

When you suddenly realize CinemaSins Guy sounds like a snarky Kermit the Frog.

[@abhikalakoti6638]

🤪

[@trinityn8034]

Jaw LITTERALLY just dropped 🤯🤯

[@shinoda4064]

🤯

[@JustKelso1993]

Lmao Oh god he does.

[@dragon2218]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@awebtoonreader4979]

2:24 "Movie geared towards kids gives them at least 25 years worth of nightmare fuel." James(theodd1sout): *you can say that again*

[@cassidy99ful]

aWebtoon reader. I'm still kinda scared to watch It because of how much It freaked me out when I was a Kid. I was also kinda afraid to go swimming In the pool after watching Jaws too. what can I say I was only 6 or 7.

[@NewMessage]

Why do I love it when he rips my childhood away and stomps on it, then grinds it in the dirt like this?

[@brionmyers9640]

Because all CinimaSins fans are masochistic...the harder Jeremy hits our childhood, the happier we are.

[@jbvader721]

Besides, our "childhoods" are ruined anyway. The more it happens, the less it hurts.

[@isolemnlysweariamuptonogoo3350]

“New Message replied....”

[@laneyshinedowness4946]

I'm not masochistic, I just like Jeremy's sense of logical humor to let me how hilariously ridiculous the entertainment industry can be.

[@oscarv.4941]

You got 1 new message Sorry message can not be sent pleaae try again error#155257

[@theaxbowlotl]

Narration: is a thing Cinema sins: im about to end this directors whole career

[@lilbaby2906]

Axolotls are freakin adorable 🥺❤️

[@jayslyfe8812]

"This little Chewbacca ball was cute for a bit, but ultimately he's more tribble than he's worth" Carl Azuz would be proud

[@bowbowbowbow6007]

Everyone: Please do Endgame pls Jeremy: Somebody said The Dark Crystal

[@thetimelords911]

If you want an accurate representation of what 'Everything Wrong with Avengers Endgame' is going to be, just watch Th3Birdman's video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5-ZZ2uXor14j80

[@CabezasDePescado]

yeah, endgame was terrible, i would like a video about it but it might loss lots of fanboys

[@astrowolvez]

Well it is coming out soon.

[@ZUnknownFox]

I think I requested the dark crystal...

[@SH19922x]

Ah another marvel sheep ready to follow off the cliff.

[@Alfred-F-Jones]

Narrator: H-- CinemaSins: 850 sins for wasting my time

[@Relyt2442]

H

[@khlinh2556]

I see you again, Al

[@Alfred-F-Jones]

@@khlinh2556 it only took a day for the hetalians to find me XD

[@kitkatmuffin]

Alfred F. Jones Did someone say Hetalia

[@Silent-ChloeMcMillan]

i lost it at '(pecock noises?)' xD

[@scarlettefoxx5585]

What is he even singing?!

[@johnoberst1045]

@@scarlettefoxx5585 It's the fight music from Star Trek

[@DeadRider88]

@@johnoberst1045 THANK YOU

[@samwestminster9135]

Skeksis are ancient old, too old for mating. 1 female left, you notice her: screams/cry’s a lot and wears red gloves

[@SomeeOne123]

TheOdd1sOut fans: hey ive seen this one CinemaSins fans: what do you mean you've seen it? Its brand new!

[@DragonicMonkey21]

Reruns

[@octavianjoseph8633]

This was referenced in the OddOnesOut...

[@Amethystclaws]

Liked for that Back to the Future reference.

[@BradTheAmerican]

That's heavy, Doc.

[@buhnana6117]

Octavian Joseph r/wooosh

[@EnchantedTigs]

This video should've been called "Everything wrong with the movie that was too scary for Baby James"

[@dawnrichardson8230]

EnchantedTiger second that

[@SirTart]

1000 % agreed brother

[@supersonic9495]

Agreed

[@FawnShea]

I love when Fizzgig just gets absolutely YEETED into a hole like I laugh uncontrollably whenever I see that part

[@JuancharroVlogs]

It happened so fast I hadn't even registered it lol

[@zemorph42]

Narrator: a thousand years ago the crystal cracked Cinema sins: Yes, we know Seconds later, Cinema sins: How many years ago?

[@carlotta4th]

Also, "A thousand years ago the land was green... then the crystal cracked" while Cinemasins says "But WHEN did it crack?"

[@oliviakiss02welsh75]

carlotta4th hes being sarcastic

[@peterkalinski6791]

@@oliviakiss02welsh75 yeah but a sarcastic asshole is still an asshole..

[@turkeygod6665]

@@peterkalinski6791 Oh boy here we go again.

[@legendthorne2085]

Wait, I didn't hear it the first 5 times, how many year ago did the crystal crack?

[@thebestever310]

Prepare for the invasion of TheOddOnesOut comments

[@Unique007]

Alien's Triggered and said let me in.

[@Kinda_Fruity_NGL]

Brace.

[@theprotagonist1311]

It's too late they're here!

[@doomspam3124]

Theodd1sout fucking sucks

[@Nagster21]

You know it buddy

[@rinnox7568]

2:24 "Movie geared towards kids gives them at least 25 years worth of nightmare fuel." As someone who watched this movie as a kid, I can confirm. Nightmare fuel.

[@badlaamaurukehu]

First saw it when I was 5 and I always loved it. How soft are kids these days? Nevermind that it was never a kids movie...

[@KnightsaysNi]

See, now, this movie didn't scare me, but freaking "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" did, or at least the Banshee. Of course the first time I watched it there also happened to be a damn thunderstorm going on that night, so it definitely added to the atmosphere...

[@MurderMostFowl]

The scene of the podling getting its essence taken was so shocking to me when I was a kid, I cried. I remember being terrified that Kira was going to die. I was 8 years old.

[@MurderMostFowl]

Badlaama Urukehu I think you saw it when you were too young. I saw it when I was 8 and I think at that age kids develop a much better understanding of mortality and empathy. To be able to fully be imagine what it would be like to see death in front of you, or to watch someone else’s suffering. It’s not a question of being “soft”, it’s a question of fully understanding what is happening.

[@MidnightSonnet]

Can confirm this, as well, but back then, a lot of "kids" films back then were scary as hell. And I loved them. The emperor choking to death, then falling to pieces was horrifying to me. The movie came out when I was 1, but I don't remember what age I was when I first saw it. Also, I know it didn't affect Jeremy, but DAMMIT, that one rabbit creature they rode on that died just killed me inside, even today. Its cries are so heartbreaking and soul crushing! ;_;

[@jonnyc429]

This is a very high energy review. Have you been draining Gelflings?

[@MorriganAtwood]

"Why do the Skeksis rule forever when this happens?" Narration literally said they'll become immortal? And that is NOT Frank Oz, that's Billie Whitelaw!

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

Frank Oz is the puppet performer and the original voice actor. Billie Whitelaw voiced Aughra after the negative test screenings forced Jim Henson to do a lot of changes to the movie.

[@yosefdemby8792]

@@AgsmaJustAgsma Actually, all he had to do was record new voices. The company wanted to edit the film to show more of the Skekses and less of the Mystics. So Henson invested everything in his own movie.

[@olepetter7292]

Jeremy: Everything wrong about The dark crystal Theodd1sout: I'm about to destroy this mans whole career

[@memorra]

yeah in 6 months when he makes a new video

[@ace-software]

Ooooooooooooo

[@one.of.no.kind_]

@@ace-software oOF

[@cheshirefoxxx]

@@memorra a crap video that will pay his rent for 9 months zzz

[@nathanplunkett1633]

@@cheshirefoxxx **PAY HIS RENT** lol

[@PremiumPancakes]

Jeremy:Everything wrong with The dark crystal James:Hold my non alcoholic beverage

[@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364]

Pickles with Fudge *sips juice box*

[@PremiumPancakes]

{\_/} ( • _•) / >🥤

[@lenelikesto]

Lol accurate

[@WakiKat]

Apple juice •w•

[@ember3411]

Couldn't he also say hold my sprinkles?

[@marie-ph6cb]

is everyone just ignoring the Steven Tyler part? I literally spat out my drink at that

[@thefbi9581]

it's good to see that my sleep paralysis demons finally got a job

[@natebit8130]

THE FBI you remind me of a friend by the name of Ritsu...

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

The cinemasins people have had their job for a while now...

[@GathKingLeppbertI]

Why don't you hush and go back to turning a blind eye on Killary and her crimes.

[@mutt9779]

@@GathKingLeppbertI HEY!!!! THEY GOTTA CHECK EVERY GSRAGE IN AMERICA FOR PULL CHAIN ROPES SHAPED LIKE A NOOSE! THEY GOTTA HELP SAVE ALL THE ENDANGERED AND UNDERPOPULATED(holy shit I'm actually exploding laughing st even TRYING to say that with a straight face lololol) DIVERSE AND INCLUSIVEMEN AND OR, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LIMITED TO WOMEN AND ALL GENDER SPECTRUM HUMANS FROM THE EVIL THREAT OF THE WHITE SUPREeEeEeEeEeMcIsT TWITTER RUN LYNCH MOB! THAT'S A HELL OF A OF A JOB TO ASK A SINGLE MAN TO DO, MUCH LESS THE ENTIRE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION!!!!

[@mattbruhh]

*theodds1out* “Hey buddy we need to talk”

[@Charlie-pu7zj]

They should've collabed

[@trestinowens8083]

Emily Davies I agree

[@jjnn2]

@@Charlie-pu7zj that's... An incredibly bad idea. His viewers are like 2 years old (it's true, look at the comments) and Jeremys viewers are much more mature. The overlap is not good, considering 2 year olds typically can't watch content that can be scary or have swearing

[@uncle8536]

Dream Salad it’s not that deep 💀

[@Starwars4J]

7:55 "Since the Skeksies do all sort of look familiar" That's Skekcist! (ding)

[@AllGamingStarred]

Narrator: "A thousand years have passed" Kira (Offscreen): I've been holding it in for the last 10 Jen (Offscreen): "ok,all done" Kira:(offscreen): "Finally!" (puppet or no puppets, no one is seen using the restroom at any point, nor is it implied)

[@DragonQueen78]

😂 well they made up for that with SkekAyuk in AoR

[@AnInkStick]

Ami Quinton OH GOD I WAS TRYING TO FORGET!

[@rowanc88]

That's Billie Whitelaw doing the voice, not Frank Oz! Add 10 sins for getting that wrong twice!

[@ladyxxmacbeth]

Just gonna say this. Billie Whitelaw is a national treasure. She was the mum in The Krays

[@mindamccoy9689]

They actually did use Frank Oz when they originally shot it but dubbed someone else later.

[@claudiacostello3097]

They released the film without Frank Oz's voice. The only place you can hear him as Aughra is in "Special features"..and only one scene.

[@KnightsaysNi]

"Ah! Steven Tyler!" Caught me off-guard enough that I had to pause, hahaha! 😂😂😂

[@Ivy94F]

KnightsaysNi Me too! He just threw that one in there like it was a throw away joke, and it was the funniest one! Lol.

[@agargoyle12345]

The Dark Crystal, starting Steven Tyler and Carli Simon

[@lefthandedbaker]

That was a funny "Bruh" moment for me. XD

[@Gretchluver1]

Aughra was puppeteered by Frank Oz, not voiced. Her voice was provided by Billie Whitelaw.

[@DenniWintyr]

Though Frank did do the dialogue on set, so he should probably still get a tip of the hat for setting the pacing & phrasing

[@Tyrrlin]

Oops, should have looked at the comments before I posted. You beat me to it.

[@skylx0812]

_"The entire gingus of time! ...hurt me, I'm asking for it."_ Oz ad libbed most of his dialogue and kept the film crew and puppeteers laughing during the long hours of filming. He made Yoda tell dirty jokes during the prequels.

[@yosefdemby8792]

@@DenniWintyr Yes, and puppeteering is exceedingly more hard work than voice acting.

[@rhombicosidodecahedron4821]

You made TWO Princess Bride references. Now give The Princess Bride its own video!

[@nicholasgoodard5746]

Can't. There's nothing wrong.

[@56Tyskie]

@@nicholasgoodard5746 lol all movies have sins

[@daviddiaz529]

There is only one female Skeksis in the group so let that marinate.

[@josephmosley4355]

Theres 2 isnt there?

[@daviddiaz529]

@@josephmosley4355 In the prequels yes, but in the film there is only one.

[@pastorofmuppets325]

Nah man... They be fucking that crystal yo... 🍆💎

[@TheDannyschoofs]

So, that's why it's purple, because they neglected cleaning it afterwards... For a Thousand years...?

[@ThorDMaster]

None of them were actually females, not the Collector, nor the Ornamentalist, they just acted more femenine than the other skeksis. The only skeksis that identified as a female was skekSa

[@zenerstorm95]

No one: Literally no one: Chamberlain: HMMMMMMMMM....

[@SapLeaf471]

HMMMMMMMMMM

[@cartoonmaster2401]

James: MMmmMmmM😂😂😂

[@thegoldenwoomy]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@dubbingsync]

Well at least now I can find it funny it seriously annoyed me during my first viewing of this movie.

[@theonyx_tigress7427]

@@dubbingsync same

[@Winner3ty]

*TheOdd1sOut wants a chess boxing match with you*

[@morshellow2766]

Odds1out couldn't do it good enough dadadadadadadadada dodododo 2:31

[@danaaronow]

You are so right

[@kitkatwizard]

Acurate

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

@Artem Malozemov I am infected with virus now.

[@andydufresne6692]

Oath

[@safahri7819]

“This little Chewbacca ball” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@kavaler1471]

Bro, what’s with the all the emojis? Like, most of these are exactly the same and emojis don’t make me care or like your comment more. I’m not hating, I’m just wondering why people put so many emojis in their comment .-.

[@wendydabee]

Hey, I loved the Podpeople's music! I liked how Jen accompanied with his flute thing. :)

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

Jim Henson: The fate of the world is directly connected to a magical crystal. Hironobu Sakaguchi: That gives me an idea for *several* video games.

[@LuinTathren]

LMAO

[@JosephDavies]

Which games?

[@LuinTathren]

@@JosephDavies The Final Fantasy series

[@JosephDavies]

@@LuinTathren: I see, thanks. Wasn't aware it was about crystals.

[@grandmasterblueberryice4882]

Sonic the Hedgehog

[@trainstorm1225]

Ah, yes. The Dark Crystal. The movie that scared Baby James.

[@one.of.no.kind_]

That he now loves.

[@jennw7885]

😂

[@ericsito52]

Yes!! Watched his vid long ago and now I saw this channel's review... Cool to see they share complaints xD

[@galaxypaintbrush9310]

I loved that video 😂😂😂😂

[@DodderingOldMan]

I just watched this today for the first time. It was goddamn awesome, a masterpiece. I really wish I'd watched it when I was a kid, if I'd seen this when I was 10 or so it probably would have been my favourite film of all time. That said, how the hell was this rated G? There were some scenes that were truly, genuinely horrifying, and the Skeksis are seriously amongst the most terrifying creatures ever put on film. They're nearly at the same level as Giger's alien from, well, Alien.

[@skeletordanzig4999]

I got to see it in theatres at 5yrs old awesome yeah, but nightmares for a week or so, the crystal draining the podling freaked me out big time!

[@Vhee0829]

Aughra was not voiced by Frank Oz. Billie Whitelaw was the voice. She was puppeted by Frank.

[@peterfabian1415]

"Ah Steven Tyler" Ok jeremy i give this one to you, that was funny lmao

[@MyCakePop]

Agreed 🤣

[@andiharper546]

Yes, lmfao!!!!

[@eltrainmaroon1352]

After learning the shapes of kindness did he also learn to paint with all the colors of the wind. Or ask the grinning bobcat why he grins.

[@kikiwhite_creates]

Now this means you gotta sin the Netflix show 😂😉

[@LemoneVR]

The new show I think needs to have 999999999999999999999Sins! ONLY BECAUSE JEN AND KIRA ISNT THERE THE GELFINGS LOOK SO WEIRD!!

[@kikiwhite_creates]

Still waiting on that video cinemasins 🤔🤔🤔

[@tdmrebel9818]

"more crystals nooo" The crystal of truth is the dark crystal

[@randomgrmlin]

*TheOdd1sOut wants to know your location* Edit: Remember to use the Ecosia search engine!

[@frostanimations9842]

Ah, a man of true culture

[@deathbat5597]

lol

[@donnieldavid9795]

Dude I was thinking the same thing 😂👏👏

[@Lxyaltys]

cinemasins : why do i here boss music? James: it is i dio!!!!!!

[@generousgeoffrey]

Rewatched his vid on this yesterday, and told myself "has cinemasins done a vid on this?"

[@forwhomthetacobelltolls]

CinemaSins: *doesn’t do long opening credits sins* Me: oh look at that, hell just froze over.

[@themlgenius124_2]

For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls, You have created underration.

[@forwhomthetacobelltolls]

TheMLGenius124 _ under what?

[@ADTillion]

For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls Pun on making underrated comment.

[@elliehathaway3694]

For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls So basically having credits is a sin now long or short

[@Green.Star_ks]

Narrator : A thousand years ago, the cyrstal cracked 10 seconds later Jeremy : The movie never tells us how long it has been sence the cyrstal craked

[@taitia8619]

There's this magical thing called sarcasm. He was making fun of how many times the narrator repeated "one thousand years."

[@purpledragon1945]

@@taitia8619 it comes off as ignorance rather then humor. A constant problem with there videos

[@taitia8619]

@@purpledragon1945 Sorry to be That Guy but not getting the joke seems more ignorant to me.

[@why4181]

the worst part about it was that i didnt even see that as a joke.

[@Tdoctortree]

hup then you must be blind. It was so obviously sarcasm that the first person to use sarcasm took notes from that line

[@axelhopfinger533]

"more Tribble than he's worth" Oh you clever bastard!

[@Caffin8tor]

OMG "More Tribble than he's worth". Funniest CS line yet!

[@confusedsushi]

"I dont have wings!" "Of course not, you're a boy." Favorite 🤗

[@haydoriobro2441]

Thats racist

[@elizabeththegoddessofpeace6758]

Thats sexist

[@chriscunningham6401]

@@haydoriobro2441 I'm surprised he missed that opening lol

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

Same crystal. Not another crystal. The Crystal of Truth is The Dark Crystal made whole and pure again.

[@pastorofmuppets325]

I like the new version too. Not corny, & the effects are amazing. Don't get me wrong I loved the original when I was a kid, but it hasn't aged well.

[@l.francesca4780]

"Shapes of kindness" refers to different EXPRESSIONS OF KINDNESS such as the giving of gifts or friendly advice. Not literal shapes. Jeremy has no grasp of poetic writing.

[@kashifzia7315]

Neeeeeeeeeeeeerrrd

[@l.francesca4780]

@@kashifzia7315 Thanks, Homer Simpson! :P

[@56Tyskie]

Lmao

[@EcchiBANZAII-desu]

Nice Princess Bride reference. No way you're gonna sin that gem, right~

[@davidtaylor142]

It’s hard to sin satire

[@EcchiBANZAII-desu]

Preposterous!

[@bubba200874426]

@@davidtaylor142 As much as I love the Princess Bride, there are more than enough sinful things in that movie to make a video. There are a bunch of pieces of the set showing like obvious crash mats and matte paintings, for example. Things that are legitimate effects failures if you watch it back.

[@esperinkedits3803]

I’d like him to

[@TwiztedClover]

It kind of seems like they don't often sin comedies. I suspect it's might be hard to sin content made to make you laugh. Although lately it doesn't seem like Jeremy enjoys movies at all. Hope he's doing ok.

[@tiff_00]

1%: *actually watches this and doesn't know the movie* 90%: *THEODD1STOUT*

[@nuggetstacker4438]

the other 9 percent

[@khesnavplays2932]

@Mostafa Alaa i see you are also a man of intelligence

[@onome9305]

90+1=100???

[@karusiektenszczur9956]

He's not the only one that watched the video in the dark at 6 years old

[@RainbowTheSnail]

I only recently found that guy and have been a fan of this film since it came out 💗

[@camojawesgames1795]

Dude I’m so happy you did this movie, I saw the new Netflix Tv show and my love for this movie only grew

[@scaredfacedbeth]

1:57 that’s. pretty much exactly what happened 😭😭

[@scaredfacedbeth]

There’s was too much lore to fit into one movie and the puppeteering required would’ve been far too difficult at the time

[@backupaccount5784]

Narration: exists CinemaSins: Angry pessimist noises

[@calecarterii9203]

Idk why I was expecting you to bring up the Robot Chicken reference to the Dark Crystal

[@ArcticMoet]

Oh god, T-Pain rapping as Jan, that was hilarious! I forgot about that!

[@kalligthegrey7010]

There was SO much fucking lore behind this movie that never once gets mentioned IN it. Jim Henson gets all the wins for superior world-building and this MOVIE gets all the wins for having actually aged EXTREMELY well. A lot better than Labyrinth, to be honest, but because of how alien this universe is to begin with, the effects never actually look all that dated, at least not in my opinion. I loved this movie as a kid, and I still love it as an adult. The Garthim genuinely terrified me, though, and for the life of me, I will NEVER understand how the death of the Skeksis emperor was pulled off with practical effects. I MUST KNOW!

[@PranksterGL25]

lol I thought this was the Netflix one, it is really amazing the level of effects they accomplished back then

[@boostin1994]

7:44 "Hey why does only one Skekisis make the wale noises? I figure it's so we, the audience, can always know which one Chamberlain is, since the Skeksis do all sort of look similar.".... That's Skeksist!

[@SeraphimCramer]

Yup, still terrifying puppet monstrosities as an adult. Good to know.

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

I remember watching this movie as a kid. My dad's girlfriend's mother had it. And because it wasn't rated R, 6 year old Vinny was allowed to watch it. I still have weird dreams about it sometimes 20 years later

[@emilybelle2083]

Shhh, the Fraggles are sleeping next door. I laughed hard.

[@BookendGaming]

No intro logo sin! I thought I was watching CinemaSins, but clearly I'm lost.

[@Poffean]

Was there a logo?

[@asalotus7853]

I think for once, the logo actually wasn't long enough for them to sin it, especially since it was made a while ago.

[@Godzillaman]

Everything Wrong With Mars Attacks! Please! My life will be complete if you make that!

[@blakearmentrout7717]

If it helps The Nostalgia Critic did that one and I find him pretty funny, you could watch him while you wait.

[@LextheRobot]

3:40... Aughra isn't voiced by Frank Oz, just puppeteered by him. Frank did do the temp voice on-set (just as he'd done as Ma Otter in Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas), but it was all replaced in the final sound mix by Billie Whitelaw.

[@skeeter197140]

Frank Oz performed Aughra, but was not the voice. The video seemed like there was some confusion with that.

[@jasminecarter9594]

*peacock noises* WHEEZE😂. I almost spat out my gum!

[@sisterpandagamer3272]

Me too 😂🤣😅

[@itztrue2]

Odd1sOut viewers clicked immediately

[@one.of.no.kind_]

Wow how'd you know? **While on James's Weird Movies video**

[@daricart1174]

i am guilty as charged

[@poago1792]

Yup

[@thetyrant5669]

Heh, guilty!

[@coffeebean609]

I didn't ask to be called out like this--

[@franzrogar]

7:07 You're wrong. Fraggle Rock was created 5 years AFTER The Dark Crystal... So, it's the other way around. Movie sins: minus one. You: plus one.

[@tysargent9647]

Dark Crystal was released in 1982, Fraggle Rock in 1983.

[@tuesdaybandy63]

Here’s a list of the actual Skesis actual names, and their roles. SkekSil the chamberlain. SkekMal the hunter. SkekLach the collector. (She’s a girl) SkekAyuk the gourmand. SkekZok the ritual-master. SkekUng the Garthim-master. (He’s the one that went against SkekSil in the trial by stone) SkekSo the previous emperor. SkekEkt the ornamentalist.SkekOk the scroll keeper. SkekTek the scientist.

[@crsh2007]

ROFLMAO That "I'm too Skeksi" song bit made me LOL XD

[@beverleythomas8146]

Oh would you SHUT UP!!

[@Eclipse5]

Movie: "Out there is the great shaft of the castle..." Jeremy: "Nope. I just double- checked and that's still in my pants."

[@kayterquarter442]

Who’s here after the Netflix series?

[@lunarwolfgirl958]

I also died when he mentioned John and Yoko

[@nicholasjohnson2210]

13:33 OMG THE SOUND THE CHEWIE BALL MADE ALNG SIDE CINEMA BOI SAYING "OH THANK CHRIST" HAS ME DEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wouldntyouliketoknow7323]

2:31 THANK YOU. And yes, the peacock noises are pretty much screen accurate to Amok Time lol

[@tuesdaybandy63]

The reason the Garthim fell apart so quickly after the Crystal was healed is because the Garthim are made of two separate creatures and they rely on the Crystal to stay alive. The Skeksis however still have to meet with their Mystic counterparts.

[@MrGlenbw]

Special guest commentary by Kermit the Frog.

[@rozwynn2349]

When you were singing that song from a Star trek fight scene I spit out my drink 😂🤣😭😭

[@rorychevalier7177]

Do "lord of the flies (1990)" I'M BEGGING YOU

[@jacobschneider7513]

I'm actually going to read lord of the flies next week in English class

[@cheshirefoxxx]

@@jacobschneider7513 cool story bro... no seriously..

[@astrowolvez]

I've never read it (or knew there was a movie), but will never not be disappointed that it's not about beelzabub

[@jacobschneider7513]

@@cheshirefoxxx Thanks for the tip

[@rorychevalier7177]

@@jacobschneider7513 do u know what it's about?

[@charlesbotzman5767]

2:42: “This trial by stone in which two Skesis decide who becomes emperor by hitting a stone is stupid...but it’s better than the electoral college!” 😂😂😂 touché touché!

[@mbntr2363]

The 80’ were pretty f up, all the puppet movies were weird af

[@greenslime5655]

I think they were fucking creepy

[@scofieldvictoria]

And I love them for it :)

[@pastorofmuppets325]

The new Netflix show is A LOT better tho... It's no where near as corny. I loved The Dark Crystal when I was a kid, but let's face it, it hasn't aged very well.

[@scofieldvictoria]

@@pastorofmuppets325 Eh, I like this kind of thing partly because it's corny. I did torture my ex with cheesy 80's movies and Star Wars disco...

[@cassieearle9196]

@@pastorofmuppets325 lets be honest Jim Henson was ahead of his time, he wanted to show that a good story can use no live actors but simply pure master puppetry.

[@npcx-mq6cr]

In what possible situation does "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" have _positive_ connotations?

[@davidallen111]

When your an old man and don't have any little blue pills.

[@spyrofrost9158]

When you're trying to escape a pack of ravenous dogs?

[@alistairetheblu]

When you're at the end of a hallway and are hungry for a hotdog?

[@ravensalvadore7723]

never

[@josephr7684]

"Hey man, toss me a hotdog. I'm too lazy to get up and walk down the hallway to the kitchen."

[@thesephiam]

“More tribble than he’s worth”. 👏👌

[@langalexander2962]

This is by far one of the most hilarious cinemasins and I always come back to watch again

[@superboy8127]

And NOW we have the dark crystal netflix series. And... THEY STUCK TO THE PUPPETS! I am so proud.

[@paineoftheworld]

Don't you dare, don't do it, don't ruin mah childhood!!! You did it... 😆 All Skesis look sort of alike - that's skesist.

[@davidallen111]

The Dark Crystal was not made for not marketed toward children.

[@lokilaufeyson5153]

Today’s my birthday and I love this movie and I love CinemaSins, so thank you so so much

[@zack6283]

Happy birthday 🎂🎈🎉

[@thegoodreylo4749]

Loki Laufeyson Happy Birthday!

[@oscarv.4941]

Today its my teachers best friends birthday! Happy birthday

[@bro.b.i.b.4248]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[@youngflx1654]

Today is my birthday too. Happy birthday!

[@sopheverlasting]

Wow, great video Jeremy! You're an awesome person when it comes to movie sins. You just jumped right into my heart

[@SweetestAngel82]

I've gotta say...if I were sinning this CinemaSins video I would have removed every sin at the mention of the Fraggles! Loved that and I was thinking look Fraggles! when that scene came on lol.