Everything Wrong With The Mummy (2017)

Well, sh*t. They remade The Mummy and somehow created the single most generic film ever made. It's like they signed Cruise and Crowe and then just stopped trying.
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[@VMG3001]

saw this movie in india and when tom cruise turned into the mummy some guy said in a glorious indian accent "oh i guess mummy is now daddy" I laughed so hard that comment was more entertaining than the movie

[@40GamesAG]

Bless whoever said that comment XD

[@bakaichigo]

（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～ Glorious.

[@sillyseal1223]

...You've just prolonged my life a little bit. Thank you.

[@d3nv1]

Thank you, that's made my day that little bit happier.

[@OneXaxle]

The Daddy Returns, sounds okay.

[@jaspervanheycop9722]

As someone with a passion for Archeology and Egyptology I could already spot two extra sins from the clips alone here, did none of these guys read beyond a Wikipedia page? -Set was not the god of death! That's either Anubis or Osiris, depending on time period, bu never Set! -Mummified... alive... Are we to assume she remained alive while her internal organs were removed and her body was salted and balmed? Muffication isn't just wrapping someone in strips of cloth like some office prank! That's just the last and least important step in the process.

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. I did a project on mummification in 6th grade, but even i remembered that mummification is not just wrap someone in bandages and put them in a coffin! That is basic background research for a movie called THE MUMMY, but evidently they just wrote down whatever they thought of while drunk on a napkin on a Tuesday....

[@domidium]

At least in the Brendon Frasier movie, Imhotep's priests were ACTUALLY mummified while alive, removal of internal organs and all. As for Imhotep himself, I can only assume the scarabs buried with him did a lot of the work over time.

[@paradalis1373]

the mummification part made me facepalm as well

[@ratelvora8014]

Osiris never was the god of death, he is the god of THE DEAD.

[@Kackpuh]

It's easy, Holywood knows only the christian religion where the "God of Death" is the evil one (even if that's only partially true). They do it everytime, remember the Disney Hercules movie? There Hades was the bad guy, because he is the god of the dead...even when in greek mythology, there isn't even a "bad" god, only titans could be bad. Except this one time, where Poseidon and Hera were the bad guys, but they suffered for it.

[@devikab.6273]

"Set, the god of death" Anubis : Am I a joke to you? Osiris *sadly shaking his head*

[@stainshield]

Set was The God Of War like Ares.

[@koltp1909]

@@stainshield y e s

[@fckihate69jokes]

to be fair, theres a million god of war in egyptian mythology.

[@25Aadi25]

Osiris is his brother and anubis an offspring

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

Anubis: Am I a joke to you Osiris: (refusing to answer) Horus: Nodding vigorously

[@Creterampage]

When they said “Set, the god of death”, I had two sins in mind. 1: Set is the god of the desert and violence, not death. The crew clearly didn’t do their research. 2: Why are death gods always portrayed as evil? Just because you’re the god of death or the Underworld does NOT make you evil.

[@clementcachico5240]

Hell, Hades is the god of the Underworld, and even tho he's not Death itself he's still a pretty chill but rough and fair guy that's just doing he's freaking job, which is making sure the deads don't escape to make some bullshits on Earth. If anything, he's the good guy here.

[@thepickygamer4450]

@@clementcachico5240, anytime someone says Hades, I get the urge to watch Hercules.

[@nickbolding5005]

actually they all arent besides 2 or 3 movies that should never have been made made anubis evil

[@user-jv9wl1tp8i]

Creterampage Studios thank you. That’s probably one of the biggest assumption made.

[@ningenshikkaku2042]

Seth was the one who killed Osiris and cut his body into pieces...so I think he's pretty evil. Anubis on the other hand, as far as I know, is not. Correct me if I'm wrong, my knowledge on Ancient Egypt is a little rusty.

[@10RexTheWolf01]

"England, Present Day" just in case you confused it with "Scotland, Back Then"

[@neonlights_12]

10RexTheWolf01 England is my Present Day

[@unoriginalusername1748]

Or "France, 2 Weeks from now"

[@jonathansublett5612]

Doesn't have Brendan Fraser is the biggest sin of all

[@comment8748]

Jonathan Sublett he’s somewhere being fat and miserable. Instead they got a worldwide movie star ........ sorry ?

[@jonathansublett5612]

Derrive well at least a cameo would be nice

[@artawesome30]

A L I M O N Y L I M O N Y

[@VueiyVisarelli]

It doesn't have Brendan Fraser b/c his ex-wife took him for _all_ he had in _years_ of legal battles over their divorce. She raked him over the coals, leaving him more or less a quiet husk of a man, a shadow of his former self, not the lively actor we saw in the _original_ Mummy. Really sad...he was one of my favorites. :'(

[@dr.k8610]

VueiyVisarelli excuse me, blasphemer, but he was and always will be Rick O'Connell

[@MyMagnificentOctopus]

This movie feels like it went through a couple really significant rewrites. At points it seems to be trying to make the mummy a tragic figure, and almost seems to be setting her up to somehow be redeemed by Cruise. Which may be why the female lead feels so tacked on, she came in from another rewrite. And Jeckyl/Hyde feels like he was clearly a villain at one point who was rewritten into a kind of antihero for future "universe" projects. The whole thing just seems like two or more movies fighting for control.

[@benharvey9205]

Just like Jeckyl and Hyde

[@bugsy220791]

It was tom cruise he had power of rewrites, he just sucks at it.

[@stainshield]

That was because Tom Cruise had it changed which was why it did poorly, because he was THE Problem.

[@kimtan0627]

Brendan Fraser's and Rachel Weisz's The Mummy and The Mummy Returns are still the no. 1 mummy movies on my book. 💕

[@fakeachu]

The only ones you mean lol

[@csongorbukor8528]

"They mummified her alive"... but how? The ancient Egyptians took out her organs (including the heart)? She looked pretty alive in that Halloween costume

[@chevygirl7226]

I'm pretty sure they left the heart in

[@gray_mara]

The mummification process does make pretty sure the person is dead, if not at the start then definitely at the end. Anyway, what difference does it make if she was buried alive? Undead is undead.

[@stunner9005]

Basically “buried alive”

[@happinessforeverandalways]

Csongor Bukor They leave the heart in but pull the brain out through the persons nose.

[@LilyRose8959]

Your Dad Actually what they said in the 1999 Mummy was only partly true. This is graphic and disgusting, so if you'd prefer not to read it, I'll give some space so you won't even accidentally if you don't want to.... . . . . . They do stick a red hot instrument up the nostrils to the brain, but they spin it around until the brain liquefies and drains out. Not yank it all out in one piece.

[@KatyLawson]

I'm fucking SORRY. Did they hamfist in a fucking Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde scene into a fucking MUMMY FILM?! WHAT?!?!?!

[@bengough6772]

+Tess Bitch (Tessa) I'd like to speculate that, given how bad this film was, they might have to take their time to make the dark universe ;) franchises only work if people pay for them :D

[@JD867]

Would have been way better with, say, a Magi cameo, instead of a Magi ripoff. Considering how little Jekyll mattered to the plot, they might as well have had him be Brendan Frasier.

[@kellywalker9811]

+Katy Lawson It’s been widely advertised that Universal wants to make an expanded universe (as in all taking place in the same time/place) of monster films. So they’re tying in the Mummy with Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

[@LateNightPerson]

Katy Lawson yeah they did

[@gregorylynch9313]

He acted like he cared for the mummy when they had her chained then 5 minutes later he leave to find the stone to destroy it. He also cares for a blonde he barely even knew.

[@Thy_Boss]

ok

[@X-SPONGED]

"They mummified her alive" They buried her alive There's a difference between mummification and wrapping someone in toilet paper and glue then burying them

[@alexanderzack3720]

you forget that that´s from the same guys that said that set was the god of the dead.... it was clear from the opening that we cannot expect any decent research from these guys

[@usagichanp]

Set... isn't the god... of death. He's the god of chaos. Which have been just as cool. I'm not sure if they knew he was the god of chaos and changed it for some reason or they just googled "Egyptian God of death" and saw Set's name from some random website and went "yeah, Set sounds scary, let's go with that."

[@ianchafer8023]

Bloof the Poof I thought that set was the good of chaos and the desert

[@abigailcarroll6982]

And red! I remember that from the forgotten Rick Riordan series. No one remembers the Egyptian trilogy.

[@ratelvora8014]

And he wasn't even the god of the true chaos, but rather a god with some affinity towards chaos. The true manifestation of chaos was Apophis.

[@JD867]

*Googles Egyption God of Death* Nope, first result is Anubis. They could have improved their plot with just a tiny bit of Google. >.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Yea if they wanted to include a god related to death they should have picked either Anubis or Osiris, which are gods of the process of death, and god of the dead, respectively.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Somehow, they made the Dark Universe not sound super edgy... *Now it's just stupid.*

[@karliehatcher]

It sure fucking is.

[@EnterprisingKen]

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb.

[@ParkRanger2000]

Jesus, guys. This was attempt to make a brand new cinematic universe and you all are just trashing it.

[@boywonderless]

Yeah, jeez louise, gentlemen! Give them four more movies before you start poopin' all over it. Golly jeez!

[@EnterprisingKen]

This guy gets it.

[@birdiemcchicken1471]

Brendan Fraser: I killed a mummy twice! Tom Cruise: I killed an entire Dark Universe!

[@kaiden2319]

The fact that there isn't a 'no Brendan Fraser' sin adds a sin to this video Edit: actually I changed my mind not even Brendan could've saved this tragedy.

[@MikeThepiper]

A group of ravens is called an "unkindness" or a "conspiracy". Both are apt to describe this movie as well

[@georgemouse504]

MikeThepiper I thought it was a murder?

[@FrenkTheJoy]

A group of ravens can be a murder, congress, horde, or unkindness. Doesn't really matter, though.

[@thehackingburger3002]

Who in the absolute crap came up with these names? Who sees a group of birds and thinks "boy! What a murder or unkindness!" Maybe they just hated ravens. We all know Poe did...

[@tiajoseph7309]

Do you know how dumb that would sound? What was this person thinking when they came up with that? "Look, it's a flock of ravens!" "No, that's a _conspiracy_ of ravens." "What's the conspiracy about them?" Unkindness sounds even more dumber. Ravens aren't even unkind.

[@worldeater9982]

Well the way groups of birds are named is likely because of what they did or were used for: A murder of Crows: Crows would destroy crops which could lead to starvation for a town or village so the Crows would be directly responsible for the death of humans thus murderers. A conspiracy/unkindness of Ravens: Ravens would be used as messengers both by Humans and the God Odin so if a lot of Ravens are seen then it could be considered trouble because of the saying of "No News Is Good News". This is just my personal thoughts on the matter.

[@chrisjimenez2192]

*This movie was made for CinemaSins* 😂

[@jameswormsley460]

lol wow

[@chrisbrasel9049]

Agreed as also the emoji movie.

[@soundchecked123]

Hes so piss

[@user-wu4uz4sj1o]

Shione Cooper true this was so trash

[@cadillacdeville5828]

I was like "What the fuck is this shit?"...

[@pamelat7124]

One of the things that bothered me so much was the fact that he mourned more for a chick that he met 2 days ago than for his supposed best friend that he had known for years (and that HE had killed).

[@osamakhalid4513]

That’s because the power of boners is stronger!

[@jacyann8533]

That's the power of 😹 for you

[@alexandertwol]

This is the closest Jeremy has ever gotten to just giving up entirely on a movie and I’ve been waiting for this video for a long time

[@gr13v0u5]

1:06 Bullshit. Set was the god of destruction. *Anubis* was the god of death. This movie doesn't even get its Egyptian mythology right. *Ding!* *2019 edit* - Holy shit, I had no idea this got so many likes.

[@clonetrooper9015]

Quinn-G no Anubis wasn’t the god of death he was like the the delivery man of the dead

[@duckawesome2012]

i know write i said that when i watched this movie

[@haifischh]

Wasn't Osiris the God of Death?

[@Howlingburd19]

Immaa Bananaa Anubis was originally the God of the Dead, however, over time, he slowly got replaced by (you were right) Osiris, and Anubis would become the God of Mummification/Embalming.

[@plsignore3509]

Actually, the real god of death in Egyptian myth, Osiris, was well respected because he was also the god of regeneration

[@margarethmichelina5146]

I think Sofia Boutela (the mummy lady) would be a better Enchantress than Cara Delevigne.

[@Aiijuin]

margareth michelina 👍Agreed.

[@LuckXvaati]

I agree, but it wouldn't change much. Both actresses were playing terrible roles in terrible movies.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

LuckXvaati Too be honest, the only good part of this movie are her and Russel Crowe. At least, she didn't act like wacky wavy infalatable arm tube man.

[@Hiraghm]

Contrary to popular usage... "lady" does NOT mean "has a vagina". I require proof that the ancient broad who was mummified was anything at all resembling a "lady". You might as well call her a "nun".

[@spudastic]

jared leto would be a better enchantress than cara delevigne, but they casted him for a role he probably shouldn;t have been

[@f.k.3628]

Extra sin: why did she even made a pact with set? What special power did she need to kill two people?

[@shyknees108]

The mission to kill, I believe, followed the pact. In the first place, she just wanted to save herself from the disempowering situation, by magic.

[@BusyBasaz]

"This is not a tomb, it's a prison." "Actually, I think it might be both. And so is this movie." *F*

[@coralineparmentierpianist]

The ultimate sin is that the movie tricks us by thinking we all wanted Tom Cruise instead of our beloved Branden Fraser.

[@Harris665]

Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace what the he’ll happened to Frazier? He was so versatile as an actor and had such charisma, and gown to earth.. everything that Tom cruise is not

[@Riceball01]

The thing about this movie is that it's basically a reboot of the original Mummy movie from the '30s and has nothing to do with the Brandon Frasier franchise aside from the name.

[@schsas7743]

looky khan I think Fraiser started balding and Hollywood being fickle and superficial stopped really casting him ☹

[@pvtrichter88]

HE'LL not be coming back to this franchise ! Now that CRUISE has officially polluted it ! Maybe he's getting a new GOWN fitted for his next earthly adventures HA Ha ha ha !! just teasing you there looky Seems Hollywood just tires of people easily !! one odd exception being this alien chasing scientologist !!I don't know if I should be laughing at that !! ENJOY!

[@jazzyjeffxo]

Riceball01 they're not related, two separate franchises but the same name

[@NPThirteen]

"Thanks for bringing me back to life, bro" should have been worth 1000 sins on its own.

[@Dehslash9]

Guilermo Del Toro shoulve been in charge of this franchise. I can imagine him creating a horror universe with Horror elements like he did in Hellboy.

[@antoniettabombardelli8868]

Or James Wan.

[@Dehslash9]

@@antoniettabombardelli8868 How about Guillermo Del Toro, *AND* James Wan?

[@antoniettabombardelli8868]

@@Dehslash9 Now THAT would be the perfect combo! Couldn't wait to see a movie like that! And you would know for sure the acting would be on point, done by really great actors, even if underrated, and not by some shitty "A-list" good for nothing, overrated Hollywood stars. (Seriously, Tom Cruise? Nicole Kidman in "The Others"? Might as well watch a toilet paper roll, that's more expressive). Although, you can only have one director, as far as I know it.

[@Dehslash9]

@@antoniettabombardelli8868 One can Direct and one can Produce.

[@antoniettabombardelli8868]

@@Dehslash9 that would be a nice solution. I don't know which one would be better at directing, but James Wan is not very good as a producer, for what I've seen, or maybe it's just me.

[@ragael1024]

"I swear to God if this movie flashes back to this same desert scene one more time I may have to shove its obelisk so far up its sarcophagus you won't even be able to read the hieroglyphs." bwaahahahahahahahaa

[@Thy_Boss]

that's certainly something that was said in the video, typed out in a comment

[@spider-insider7981]

Wait... Tom Cruise is 55?!

[@jackbryan8496]

ClassicSpace-Shirt-Guy yep

[@thepickles8833]

55 in Earth years, 14 in Xenu Dynasty Cycles.

[@Werewolf914]

I didn't know that either, it's true he doesn't age!

[@jeroldproductions6367]

ClassicSpace-Shirt-Guy Yeah eating his babies placenta and being a scientologist really helps to look good at old age!

[@OnyxArclight]

And 2 years older than Russell crow

[@brucewayne-bv4ok]

*Literally everything is wrong with this goddamn movie*

[@illmanneredgentlemen4295]

bruce wayne u know this is all jokes...

[@cleverpsyche115]

Jekyll wasn't so bad, the rest was.

[@TheTomCruiseChannel]

NOT TOM CRUISE’S SMILE. IT’LL WIN HIM AN OSCAR

[@doit9575]

The most memorable thing about this was finding out that Tom Cruise was older in this movie than Brendan Frasier is NOW

[@cjwrench07]

My biggest problem with their movie, is they seemed to not know what a Long Range Recon(special forces) soldier actually does, or what amount of training they get. Tom Cruises character would be a: -triple volunteer, just to get into the program, and have signed a 5yr contract willingly. - an expert in hand-to-hand combat - an expert marksman, with pistols, SMGs, MGs, and sniper rifles. - have gone through 2-3 psychological tests, to make sure he was a perfect fit for the job, and not prone to looting and other war crimes. - gone through the Full Army Ranger course, and likely cross training with other Special Forces. - have known that looting in a combat theatre, abandoning his post, and ignoring his standing orders; would get him convicted of dereliction of duty (minimum), and treason (maximum). And they still wrote him as a bumbling idiot, who just fell into the adventure, as a regular guy.

[@--Paws--]

"Aziz lights!" - thank you

[@zvonimirtorbarina9555]

love that movie

[@B2CC]

Movie tries to get us to buy into a relationship between two characters with so little chemistry not evem Walter White could find it ... LMAO HAHAHHAHAHA

[@rubiks_dude]

It’s hearsay, but I’ve heard Tom Cruise totally hijacked the script on this one and basically turned it into one of his stupid action movies.

[@LilyRose8959]

That would explain a lot.

[@josch5305]

Heard the same thing somehow

[@thalivenom4972]

so, it was under.. cruise control? eh? eh?

[@scottbird5569]

@Thali Venom, I hate that I laughed so hard at that.

[@troutwarrior6735]

@@thalivenom4972 😂

[@adeleaslan8182]

I can’t be the only one that was voting for Amhunet to win right?

[@davidhammers9708]

"honey, you don't need a man to make you whole. you good, girl" made me imagine a much more interesting and stranger movie than this one

[@veranicus6696]

That would be actually an awsome movie title and working title for writing an awsome movie, no matter the genre. and we all would like to see the prequel "you do you girl,no matter what they say"

[@wraitheory]

All her unlife, evil mummy lady had been told to go and find herself a good human slave. This summer, THIS evil mummy lady has her OWN ideas. She's gonna be her OWN SLAVE!

[@Thefellomens]

Honestly this entire movie would've been way better without the romance plots. The romance in the original mummy felt right, the characters grew on each other. In this one it's more like "uhhhhh we need a romance, let's throw in this useless female co-lead so Tom has someone to care about, also make the mummy kiss Tom because we accidentally created a overpowered creature that could just kill him in an instant."

[@tvbnine793]

You guys missed a big plothole. After mummifying her, they said they took her far from Egypt (northern Iraq) just to build her a prison, which they did in JUST ONE NIGHT. How did they get her all the way to fricking Iraq and built her a complex prison in one night?

[@nyashamuronzi617]

TVBnine 😂😂😂😂😂😂the same way they mummified her alive yet they had to suck her brain out for her to be mummified..this movie was so stupid

[@DChosen13]

People!!! Remember that the Ancient Egyptian Gods were in fact alien parasites which formed symbiotic relationships with human hosts. Their pyramids were actually spaceships, so a one day trip from Thebes to Iraq would have been a breeze. Am I the only one that remembers Stargate? 😱

[@timbojonesunderwood3086]

@@DChosen13 indeed

[@Victory987]

Santa Clause?

[@redshadow4146]

Well how did the Egyptians build the pyramid :D

[@jackin_it]

It’s almost like the creators of the movie said “Hmmm, how can we make a movie perfect for CinemaSins?” Then they made this. 👌🏽

[@Tolivian]

At 3:33, the _exact moment_ the lady said "Get the lights," I got a U.S. Air Force ad that started with them loudly turning on the lights in a jet hangar.

[@SupaCozyGaming]

I'll stick with the original & 1999 one.

[@prox8437]

Same

[@tonyb2591]

Definitely

[@kingofrapture]

SAME

[@Coopdaloop22]

SupaPixelGirl W O A H I'm subbed to you! You watch everyone I watch lol.

[@Whitneypyant]

Same

[@abigailcynthiabaseley8899]

You forgot to add a sin for the part where Crowe calls Tom Cruise the “much younger man” when in reality, Cruise is older than Crowe.

[@vorpalzvevda3659]

#SaveBrendenFrasier

[@annescholey6546]

Nah!

[@tomreacher2352]

Yes

[@ariesdelbosque3268]

I had actually been really looking forward to a Dark Universe series. Totally bummed it wont be going any farther than this

[@thepickygamer4450]

In a few years, it'll get a reboot.

[@koldraiynedownskayle5744]

Dark Universe, in the right hands, could have been a success. Jekyll & Hyde, Mummy, Van Helsing, Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, etc. All could have been great Action/Horror hybrids.

[@DamnBlackHeart]

XD I find it dumb that Ahmanet need a God's (speaking of which last time I checked Anubis was the god of the dead, not Seth) to kill a baby and two people in their sleep. She didn't even use her dark powers to do that, just a knife. She could have used poison or a cobra to get rid of them without selling her soul for dark powers. They say in the movie that she's a cunning warrior, but those actions don't match up.

[@BTOlsen25]

Seth is the god of Violence and disorder, Anubis is god of the Afterlife and mummification, so technically there is no god of death, so Seth fits this movies version. (i hate that i'm defending this movie at all)

[@FireFog44]

Osiris is king of the underworld and god of the dead

[@Real_MisterSir]

Isn't that also basically the story of Cleopatra? Being poisoned by a snake? This movie was just odd. Real life did it better lol.

[@labetenoire]

I just assumed that it was party of the ritual. Like the blade needed to be bathed in the blood of the innocent before it could actually as a conduit to bring him into our realm. Yeah, the movie in no way says this. But something's you just have to go with what makes sense for you.

[@labetenoire]

Phonyyx the darts the Egyptians shot her with injected her with Mercury, stunning her peers long enough for them to subdue her (I guess, I mean when she pulls the darts out you can see some Mercury leave the wound)

[@markusnavergard2387]

since when is Set god of death or the dead? he is the god of Chaos. Osiris his brother is God of the dead and Anubis care taker of the dead. This is the problem with modern Hollywood movies about ancient cultures. We think of the Underworld as the same as Hell, but its not. For the Egyptians there was no real underworld you stayed in. either you passed to paradise or you where eaten by Amiti. also to clarify, Hades is not the Greek Equal to Satan. hades was a rather chill but stern and fair guy who did his job.

[@markusnavergard2387]

and why does the female mummy look like a skanky halloween costume and not like a fucking mummy. you know. desicated and horrific.

[@mychonnyLOVER756]

Markus Nävergård well put 👏🏼

[@johndearstyne1845]

Apophis is the god of chaos

[@kaitlynbrouwer1677]

I literally said this exact same thing when I watched this movie.

[@cainabel6356]

It is Hollywood, they get most things wrong and when they do reboots, they write them like a 2 year old would. Hollywood has been going down hill mostly.

[@leylarustamova]

“Honey, you don’t need a man to make you whole. You good girl.” I AM DEAD

[@kylemacdonald4653]

1)Jenny: "Now what's the next step of your master plan?" Nick: "Crashing this plane." When Tom Cruise became the producer of this film. 2)my favourite part of this video was the edit where Ahmanet climbing up the chains with 'You Don't Own Me' playing over it. That was funny.

[@jduplesses]

"I may have to shove its obelisk so far up its sarcophagus you won't be able to read the hieroglyphys." Best. Line. Ever.

[@Fatalution]

Bay Area J Epic Rap Battles of History Cleopatra vs Marylin Monroe reference

[@elsorino]

did anyone else notice sin counter 2.0 is gone?

[@jay4gamers1]

By the gods the counter has been resurrected!

[@carlosjbaez3228]

elso it looked ugly anyways, and the resurrection fits with the movie I guess

[@pixelatedcorpse]

It was like that in the last video too

[@benjamingonzalez5856]

holy shit, you're right

[@oleirishdragon]

Thank christ the sin counter 2.0 disappeared.

[@blupunk01]

Thank you CinemaSins for giving me a way to enjoy terrible movies I'm never going to watch.

[@gray_mara]

In the part where he first meets her in the desert vision I half expected her to turn, smile at the camera and say, "L'Oreal. Because you're worth it."

[@Schmidteren]

This movie sucked so fucking hard. At least it made me rewatch the original, and the original was a lot of fun. This however was atrocious.

[@Teatime7771]

Schmidteren when you say the original do you mean the Boris Karloff classic of the movie from the 90s?

[@Schmidteren]

Brendan Frasier is the one I'm reffering to. Might not be the original. But probably for most people reading this, the first The Mummy movie they've seen, if they've seen others.

[@jazzyjeffxo]

Schmidteren it's not related to the Brendan Frasier franchise, which is a relief.

[@Kvile-zx4sk]

So not the original then. Just a silly action film remake of a classic horror film staring a great actor

[@Jakushka]

Aaron Smith At least the Brandon Fraser remakes were fun. This movie was like having nails driven into your eyes 1mm at a time.

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

one thin that triggered me the whole movie: *SET WAS NOT THE GOD OF DEATH!!!* He was the god of disorder, storms and deserts. The Egyptians had the concept of "death" as merely a passage of realms, something that is natural and not necessarily a bad omen. The god of death is Osiris with Anubis as the god of funerals. For a movie that reboots the original, I imagined they could've done a better research on egyptian mythology. Heck, they could'vew read Riordan's "Kane Chronicles"!

[@brandonlyon730]

It seems happen a lot with God's of afterlife that people assume that they were the devil's of their religions and the afterlife is all hell even when it is not. Hades has the same problem to.

[@zarxandi]

MrKlausbaudelaire set was the god if chaos he is also part pig and donkey

[@brandonlyon730]

I thought the God of chaos was some giant snake serpent, unless I'm thinking of someone similar.

[@RussiianRoulette]

Thank you! That also really irked me!

[@Hudson316]

@Brandon Apophis?

[@mogmoogle8183]

Why would the mummy choose a 55 year old man as her champion? The average life expectany for ancient Egypt was 30-34. It would be like dating her great grandfather.

[@ingriddubbel8468]

Tom Cruise refuses to recognize he shouldn't take roles that are written for 35 year olds. I would perfer he didn't take roles at all.

[@gimbobjenkins405]

"Fuck you" says the movie.

[@JR-ju3kj]

@@ingriddubbel8468 Well said.I couldn't have described it better. Tom Cruise is almost 60 years old and at some point,he's going to have leave the action genre alone(whether he wants to or not). I think one option for him is to do what Clint Eastwood did and gracefully segue out of action-oriented roles and into directing.

[@stainshield]

@@JR-ju3kj so true, he needs to retire.

[@stainshield]

Plus Tommy Boy hijacked the movie and made it all about him.

[@counterfett]

"Always make sure your mummy jr. is wrapped before burial kids." THat was noice!

[@coralineparmentierpianist]

Remember how Russel Crowe is in this, and spent 8 minutes narrating the opening? Me neither. XD

[@ripjaye]

"Drink?" "Dear God, yes please." LMAO

[@ghostturtle5516]

I remember watching like the beginning moments of this movie and thought “this is weird, I’m not watching this” this is the only acceptable way of watching this

[@Dinosaurisrex]

Yes, the "AZIZ LIGHT" at the end was funny. Love the fifth element.

[@NewMessage]

could have been a 1 second video that just said 'It was made.'

[@Stuvardessa]

Your icon triggers me.

[@marsil602the2nd]

but not his name? lol

[@pranshuanand4560]

New Message truly said 😂😂😂

[@Blackcage3]

New Message same could be said for your profile pic

[@randydo597]

*ding* +300 sins

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

I can accept an ancient Egyptian saying the English language is simple seeing as how incredibly complex Ancient Egyptian seems to have been. That is the ONLY thing I can accept about this stupid movie.

[@ryanbarker5217]

english isn't the easiest of languages to learn, they say. it may not be mandarin chinese, but to say it's simple is kind of dumb. it's not about just learning new words, it's about thinking in a different sentence structure, too.

[@sergiocampanale3882]

I got the impression that Jenny and Athenat were talking in ancient Egyptian .... They started that way then phased into English once that fact was established. What i think Athenat meant was that her use of the langue was simple, in particular the phrase 'the old gods' which she seemed to find ridiculous and ignorant. So (from what I understood) it was modern western man's thought process that was simple, not the English language.

[@lydiajkessi3128]

English is my third language and yes it is easy to learn. If u try to learn arabic u won't succeed it is so hard for u and there r some letters u cannot prononunce likeض and ع and ق

[@Loki-fl1rk]

@@lydiajkessi3128 *laughs in german*

[@mikerodrigues9822]

English is much easier to learn than Latin languages.

[@SaltySeaWitch3]

Excellent use of the tune "Sandstorm" at the end!

[@yeegz7479]

1 minute in a half and already 50+ , great start!

[@Ishtarru]

Universal really needs to give up on this "Dark Universe". Also, Osiris was the Egyptian god of death, not Set. Movie can't be bothered to do a 5-minute Wikipedia search. (Ding!)

[@ratelvora8014]

Anubis was the god of death, as in the process. Osiris was the god of the dead.

[@Real_MisterSir]

Anyone who watched the old "Papyrus" cartoons would know more about ancient Egyptian mythology than the guys who made this movie.

[@blasedon5028]

What happened to sin counter 2.0 ????

[@notarealspy4090]

CLA6IX we know it's a new one so.... wait this video was ment to release before furious 8 *X FILES THEME PLAYS*

[@pointlesssowhat]

Darude, Sandstorm

[@SherbetAlex]

October means spooky time so it's the zombie Sin Counter!

[@oh6489]

CLA6IX textual harassment lol

[@unclegrimsley839]

CLA6IX holy shit, they resurrected it as a Franksincounter!

[@racheltaylor3405]

The nostalgia hits hard every time there's a Super Mario World reference in these videos. I love it!

[@lennycostello2008]

I watched every video you guys post nojk love you guys

[@thebossunit4419]

They show Anubis and say Set the god of death when in actuality neither of them ate the gods of death, Osiris is

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

The Boss Unit Yeah Anubis is for funerals and Set is the desert

[@thebossunit4419]

Isaiah Garraway actually Set is the god of evil

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

The Boss Unit Thank you for the correction but still how did they confuse set with Osiris.

[@thebossunit4419]

Isaiah Garraway they think people like us won’t notice

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

The Boss Unit True

[@Dartagnan010]

I think you should edit your video's title to: Everything's Wrong with The Mummy.

[@veritiavanyali]

DArtagnan010 I

[@jayanthony3006]

This comment made my day!

[@golunirmalker45]

DArtagnan010

[@jessicak2811]

The Ray Lewis special....holy shit that was a goddamn treasure! I died! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PDXJack87]

2:24 air strikes are that accurate now. The army(US military at least) can air strike a specific building, take out a wall and not damage a piano in the corner. It's scary and awesome at the same time.

[@jbrownies5583]

Wasn't Set the god of the desert and disorder? Wasn't the Egyptian god of death either Anubis or Osiris? That should be an extra sin right there.

[@dantehouseworth3849]

JBrownies you're right, Osiris was death and set was like disorder and destruction and stuff

[@corvusalbus7276]

True, Set was the god of many things like chaos/disorder, storms, the desert and a few others. But also the protector of the sun. Osiris, after his own death, became the ruler of the Underworld(so in a way god of death), while Anubis, who actually used to be the main god associated with the dead, until the egyptians adopted Osiris, was responsible for the embalming and guided the souls to the afterlife(which is why the greek later associated him with Hermes).

[@thepickles8833]

Oh come on, what do you expect? This movie doesn't even know what a mummy is, let alone Egyptian mythology.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

But for Hollywood, all underworld gods are the Devil and all celestial gods are Jehovah.

[@brandonlyon730]

And ironically in the Greek pantheon the afterlife God Hades is probably one of the best of them.

[@CouchTfilms]

Grabs popcorn

[@danielnicholasgeorgi4292]

Couch Tomato love your podcast !

[@CouchTfilms]

thanks homie

[@Memelord2020]

This episode will be fun

[@shadesofblack89]

"It's not a tomb...it's prison." I think it may be both. And so is this movie." Can't that be said for every Tom Cruise movie?

[@lbgstzockt8493]

Grabs Tomato

[@brianbommarito3376]

11:41 Hyde is referring to his alter-ego in this scene, Dr. “Henry” Jekyll. Hyde’s first name is Edward, by the way.

[@yegorlarychev9810]

11:43 As far as I concerned, he is talking about Dr. Henry Jekyl, the second personality.

[@Nasser851000]

15:18 Darude Sandstorm (and this time, it's not trolling XD )

[@steveoiscool321]

I saw the sandstorm, but what's the song name?

[@vaulthecreator]

steveoiscool321 Dunno but it would make for a better story than this one ;)

[@MCFrutek]

The song name is Tomstorm.

[@Virjunior01]

Was happier about the Super Mario World water level music.

[@matrixphijr]

Rad sands, Rude Tom!

[@randompenguin9514]

I miss Brendan Fraiser

[@sassysally2995]

brandon fukuda #SaveBrendanFraser

[@justmike9756]

@JustASimple Otaku do you even know what "comeback" means?

[@basedbattledroid3507]

He's made a comeback in Doom Patrol. It feels so good seeing his career back on track.

[@robertspencer8426]

Keep up the good-natured smart-assery! Love it!

[@Redshift1360]

Lol that Sandstorm song reference at the end was hilarious, and brought me back to high school

[@Mr6Sinner]

Sin Counter OG is back?!

[@ericbishop4217]

Uriah Siner HELL YA WOOOOOOOOOO

[@PurpleIsALetter]

Let's be real here, sin counter 2.0 sucked.

[@jmachero5852]

PurpleIsALetter What's wrong with 2.0? What's the difference?

[@PurpleIsALetter]

It was ugly as hell?

[@memeclips704]

Uriah Siner I know

[@zarinaa1135]

You guys are the best!!! Keep up the great work!!! Please do: 1) Rogue One 2) The Princess Bride 3) Tropic Thunder 4) The Circle 5) Jack Reacher never go back 6) The Huntsmen Winters War 7) Back to the Future 3 8) Shrek 3 and 4 9) Mulan 10) Madagascar 2 and 3

[@nisa202]

They did the Princess Bride

[@sneakybeaky2877]

nisa202 No they didn't. But Honest Trailers did.

[@kylepessell1350]

Sinning the Princess Bride seems like only something a sourpuss with too much time on their hands would do. The whole thing is supposed to be a children's story anyway so there is a very high willing suspension of disbelief.

[@CheeksE-yi8mt]

There is NOTHING wrong with tropical thunder

[@slurpthederp883]

*1) Bee Movie then rest of them

[@Lonk1996]

Do people not know that this movie isn't related to the Brendan Fraiser ones? It's the beginning of the reboot of the Universe of Monsters by Universal Studios (i.e. The Mummy, Frankenstein, Jeckyll and Hyde, Dracula)

[@savannahstardoll5927]

Lauren Poland it literally has the book of the dead from the original mummy movies

[@marc21256]

12:22 The hands together reminded me of Stardust finale. Sad it wasn't in the post scenes.

[@domsusefulstuff]

Your use of the Super Mario Underwater music improved my life measurably. Thank you.

[@Dargonhuman]

Yes! Then following it up with Darude - Sandstorm was just genius.

[@derrickzeller3351]

"Honey you don't need a man. You good girl!" Love this

[@EyeBeZombie]

Wow I'm actually amazed cinema sins didn't sin the crap out of the fact the whole zombie ghost comic relief segments are literally stolen from American werewolf in London 1000 sins added

[@_XR40_]

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. They kept reminding me of American werewolf...

[@ianmontesanti3358]

A bonus round for every time Jenny says "Nick" could have added an extra 50 very necessary sins

[@nocturne2029]

11:42 "Henry" is Dr. Jekyll's first name, but I'll let the sin slide because the movie never told you and anyone who didn't read the book wouldn't know that.

[@Sean-no3zv]

BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog because it’s such valuable knowledge to have these days, eh? What a twat 😂

[@TheReZisTLust]

@BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog screw Dr.Jeckyl and Mr.Hyde they have Bruce Banner & The Hulk lolz

[@jesse78156]

Another sin that's actually a sin in the 1999 Mummy as well, is that they say they mummified them alive. They remove the internal organs and remove the brain during Mummification, only leaving the heart, they should be long dead before being wrapped up and put in the coffin. So technically they weren't mummified alive, they were buried alive.

[@SUPERMATT5546]

In the 1999 movie, they actually do remove his organs. He doesn't die because he was cursed to be immortal.

[@thahoule7924]

lol. it was literally a big partof the movie that imhotep was actually cursed to never die, and then they took his eyes, his organs etc etc, placed it inside the little boxes the americans took. thats why he was killing all of the americans,, he had to retake his organs and was slowly reforming himself.

[@thingamabob3902]

So most of the hollywood writers are mummys and underwent the brain removal ... check

[@tygerlyn1123]

Wait, I thought that the jars were needed for his girlfriend, since the mummy got his tongue cut off, then he was placed in the coffin, and the scarabs ate his body, including the organs.

[@bloggerblogg5878]

Tutenstien the best movie where a mummy comes alive, also educational about the Ancient Egypt and his organs still in place, in jars. :D

[@colehalford1893]

Great work, loved the Arabian Nights at the end

[@thureinminhtet24]

Would it be better if these Universal Monsters be portrayed as sympathetic and relatable protagonists instead of making them the villains cause they’re monsters?

[@yeldarb141983]

Max Minhtet what you mean like the original 1930s films that everybody still sings the praises of? Madness!

[@AMPMASTER10]

I think the intent was good monsters vrs evil monsters, other Tom cruise wouldn't stab himself "make-me-into-a-monster-omatic"

[@CassandrashadowcassMorrison]

So you missed the Frankenstein Monster's heroic turn in Van Helsing, then?

[@Killenberg]

That's how Frankenstein's monster was portrayed in the book. Well, until he killed a kid. In the book he did it on purpose.

[@frozennexus8145]

"I swear to God if this movie flashes back to this same desert scene one more time I may have to shove its obelisk so far up its sarcophagus you won't be able to read the hieroglyphs"

[@reflera603]

On the bright side Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weiss didn't dirty their hands with this movie.

[@ComicsLamar]

reflera603 Brendan Fraser is SUPER depressing now. Seriously, watch one of his latest interviews. It may ruin the rest of your day.

[@slvrcobra1337]

I recently rewatched some scenes with them in the old films and my god, they had fantastic chemistry with one another in those movies. And I'm not even someone who usually cares about chemistry.

[@reflera603]

Soji SideQuest Yeah I remember watching an interview like that a couple years back. All that luster he had pretty much faded. The sad reality of Hollywood.

[@reflera603]

slvrcobra1337 Hell yeah they did. Lack of chemistry is the standard in movie romances today. Shallow and completely contrived. It was great how in The Mummy Returns it was explained that Rick was always destined to protect Evy as a Medjai.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

reflera603 Rachel’s hands weren’t dirty with Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, either ;)

[@GoddessGirl2121]

A group of ravens is actually called an unkindness, which while cool is somewhat less intimidating sounding than a murder of crows, at least in my opinion.

[@albrown7977]

7:16 Recently killed ghost friend giving advice to surviving friend on how to deal with a monster like it's American Werewolf in London.

[@EndCreditReviews]

Do everything wrong with The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor! You did ones for The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and this remake, but you skipped the worst of them!

[@JB_2317]

We don't speak about that....

[@CZProtton]

It would probably kill him if its worse than this piece of shit.

[@gentblue]

They've already broken one sin counter!

[@Jakushka]

Definitely one of the worst monster movies of all time imo. The Brandon Fraser mummy movie remakes offered so much more substance and fun than this one. Honestly wish this was one of those movies that was cancelled before it was released.

[@Digital_Lich]

I haven't even heard of that movie

[@aesopstortoise]

Thank you for saving me the cost of a cinema ticket, and making me laugh.

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Yes, totally agree with you.

[@NoBrakezQ]

Seen it when it came out this shit was horrible

[@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid]

aesopstortoise He always does! He's doing God's work...

[@r.w.culbertson2030]

"Terry Tate, mummy linebacker" ...I lost it. Thanks, Cinema Sins!

[@claudiafarr5855]

After seeing your critique I just had to watch the movie and it made the movie that much more enjoyable. I enjoy your videos very much.